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DelMonte: "mustard on my mouth" studio version will have to have 15 or 16 harmony vocal tracks
B0bbyMcR: that would be great
B0bbyMcR: we're not talking about single line harmonies...full verse harmonies!!
DelMonte: hehe
DelMonte: we'd haul in a boy's choir to perform it live
Famous: maybe we could get an opera singer too
DelMonte: they'd have to be holding candles
BawbyMcR: mm-mm-mm mm-mm-mm
Famous: once, there was this boy who
DelMonte: who?
Famous: got into an accident and couldn't go to school
Famous: and this is a great song
BawbyMcR: good thing they verified that in the middle of the song
DelMonte: crash test idiots?
Famous: and we were a really great band, but now i'm just the great guy from the great band doing albums under my great band's name
Famous: actually... crash test dummies is still pseudo-around... "crash test dummies" just put out a new album, but i think it's just brad roberts by himself
BawbyMcR: yaw
BawbyMcR: buckle your safety belt!
BawbyMcR: hah..you no his naym
DelMonte: way 2 go
DelMonte: that way, if someone asks about the new crash test dummies, he can answer their questions
Famous: i can say "you're an idiot" then answer their questions
DelMonte: of course, the more appropriate response would be to punch them in the kidney
BawbyMcR: one or both?
Famous: it would be funny if they changed their name to the "crash test dumbasses"
BawbyMcR: it would be funny, but only for a couple weeks
DelMonte: or "crash test dummies (not the ones on TV that advertise seatbelt use)
DelMonte: or CTD(NtOoTVtASU)
Famous: (not the ones in the great crash test dummies videogame)
DelMonte: "
BawbyMcR: See Tee Dee NuhtooTuhVuhTawsue
DelMonte: or "CTD(NtOoTVTASU)oCTD(NtOoTVtASU)"
BawbyMcR: AS
BawbyMcR: oops
BawbyMcR: ASU = advertise seatbelt use
BawbyMcR: good job going to seat belt college!!
DelMonte: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BawbyMcR: i bet the video game music from the NES game is the school fight song!
BobbyMcR: have you guys ever been to amihotornot.com
BobbyMcR: ?
Ermac: yup
BobbyMcR: man
BobbyMcR: why would someone ever put their picture up there?
BobbyMcR: seriously, if you're not very well established as hot, it would just destroy your self esteem
Ermac: totally..talk about cynical bastards there
BobbyMcR: yaw
BobbyMcR: some fairly attractive girls only get 5s and 6s
BobbyMcR: or 4s
Famous: i played a couple rounds
BobbyMcR: hehe
Famous: i was fairly generous
BobbyMcR: me too
BobbyMcR: you don't get a 1 unless you're seriously ugly
Famous: i didn't spend that much time there
Ermac: i think some people submit their picture, then go and give everyone else 1's to look better
BobbyMcR: hmm
BobbyMcR: perhaps
BobbyMcR: that's g-a-e
Ermac: and it isn't that hard to "hax0r"
BobbyMcR: hah
Ermac: i've seen a few people with 10's with 2000 votes
Ermac: "100% possible"
Famous: it's a far-from-perfect model of the ideal hottness voting site
Ermac: and also "worth doing"
BobbyMcR: i think there's one general rule, though
BobbyMcR: if you have larger than average breasts, you never get below 5
BobbyMcR: you could be ugly as my dick and it wouldn't matter
Ermac: well, duh
Famous: we should submit a picture of your dick with large breasts
BobbyMcR: hmm...
BobbyMcR: people would probably complain
Ermac: but it's to prove a point!
Famous: yeah
Famous: i tried to scan my dick once
Famous: i couldn't get close enough to the glass
BobbyMcR: i think i was there, on irc, at the time
Ermac: that's why you get a webcam! :D
Famous: boy shane, you sure seem excited about the idea
Ermac: sorry
BobbyMcR: not :D, but 8===D
Ermac: that's why you get a webcam. :/
Famous: hehe
Famous: better!
Famous: -@
BobbyMcR: +@
Ermac: -<BobbyMcR> +@
BobbyMcR: +<Famous> * <BobbyMcR>^2
Famous: hey, you can't subtract actual irc lines
Ermac: i'm God!!!
BobbyMcR: / <Ermac>
Famous: ah... this is great... like old times on irc
BobbyMcR: * [EFnet] ^ (1/10000000)
BobbyMcR: hah!
Famous: yeah
Ermac: wow..i'm not sure where your equation takes us
BobbyMcR: i've greatly reduced EFnet in size
BobbyMcR: apparently
Ermac: from 15 users to 3!
Famous: i think efnet is comprised of .000001 servers now
BobbyMcR: me, you, anthony
Famous: liz doesn't count
Lizadrin: ooh noo dooont!
Ermac: it's like we survived the holocaust!
BobbyMcR: haw
BobbyMcR: yeah-the-hell
Ermac: all we have left are machines, and us
Famous: yep
Famous: the efnet holocaust
BobbyMcR: and this bag of trail mix right here
Famous: people will be saying for years that "it never happened"
Famous: but we were there
Ermac: we can tell this story to our grandchildren
Ermac: and get on evening magazine
BobbyMcR: "irc.east.gblx.net opers in #history state that 'there never was an efnet holocaust'"
Famous: aren't you up late, ms. cute?
Famous: (i'm referring to you now, laurie)
Arden: yea
Arden: i was sorta on my way to bed.. but i haven't gotten there yet
Ermac: i'm referring to my ass
Famous: fucking jabber.org
Famous: it can refer to my ass
Famous: that's a good one, shane... i think i'll adopt that as a dis
Famous: <`split> 1 current split, 6 absent splits
Famous: <`split> irc.enitel.no Thu Dec 28, 08:32AM
Famous: <`split> end of current splits. (< 1day)
Famous: <`split> ircd.lagged.org 9 days.
Famous: <`split> irc.colorado.edu 9 days.
Famous: <`split> irc.etsmtl.ca 8 days.
Famous: <`split> irc.best.net 5 days.
Famous: <`split> ircd-w.concentric.net 2 days.
Famous: <`split> irc.concentric.net 2 days.
Famous: <`split> end of absent splits. (1-10days)
Famous: rock and roll
Ermac: hehehe
Famous: a lot of people must be saying "what the fuck?" right about now
Famous: if my famous netsplit diagram holds true
Ermac: they play a few meredith brooks songs on out of the box..she isn't that bad..too bad she represents a crappy song
BobbyMcR: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ermac: yeah..speaking of gay..i co-hosted out of the box christmas eve!!
Famous: ha
Ermac: i had to beat a gay person and have sex with three women afterwards to "cleanse" myself
BobbyMcR: hah
BobbyMcR: out of the box...that's that girl thing, right?
Ermac: yeah
BobbyMcR: i hate that commercial
BobbyMcR: i just want to shoot the radio when it comes on
BobbyMcR: i must've heard that thing 50 times or more
Ermac: ew! that's not what a girl wants!
Famous: i'm going to start an all-male show
Famous: we only play bands with guys
BobbyMcR: heh
BobbyMcR: it's called "normal radio," right?
Famous: hehe
Ermac: disss
BobbyMcR: ooooh
BobbyMcR: you go, girl! ...as in, go away! hah!
Ermac: that would be playing bands with guys, or girls catered toward pleasing guys
Ermac: <new girl rock band> i enjoy the art of oral sex! yes it is fun and we have large breasts!! this is all our songs!!
BobbyMcR: their other songs are quite different, though...right?
Ermac: yes
BobbyMcR: that song is a 'trick'
Ermac: "what the?!?! i thought they were talkin' about blowjobs the whole time, man!!! *swerves off road*" - random male jock
BobbyMcR: i wonder how many car accidents songs have caused
Famous: kid rock
BobbyMcR: if i didn't know better, i would say "being surprised while listening to a song" is the number one cause of death in america
BobbyMcR: since they always bring about fatal car accidents
BobbyMcR: but as against all authority says, "we all fall down"
BobbyMcR: [trumpets playing]
*** Ermac sets mode: +o DarkLover
Ermac: we don't have lizadrin anymore..better than "nuffin"
Famous: yeah, her three-day return was great
Famous: what fuck happened to my ISP?!?!
Ermac: very fitting, i spose
Famous: they just don't disappear!
Ermac: <lizadrin> uh..this is #superdeluxe?! i think i left something in my car...
Famous: * lizadrin takes shell provider with her
Famous: and ircnews.com still hasn't updated!
* Famous takes his on-line life
Famous: (cause of death: icmp flooding localhost)
Famous: heh... i wonder if that is possible
Ermac: hehehe
Famous: i mean, we're teenagers, we don't get into serious relationships that last a long time
* Famous looks at you
* Famous looks at himself (somehow)
Famous: wait a minute!
Famous: i've lost all my trust in generalizations
BobbyMcR: hmm...well, i would have to say that most people believe in generalizations
BobbyMcR: [rimshot]
Famous: [tuh]
Famous: [doon]
Famous: *hails a taxicab*
Famous: "sir, could you please take me to my crash cymbal?"
Famous: "certainly"
Famous: (later...)
Famous: "that will be 22.50, please"
Famous: *pays*
Famous: *exits taxicab*
Famous: [chi]
BobbyMcR: you hit the wrong crash cymbal
BobbyMcR: it's [see]
Famous: well, i only had 22.50
newbian: I went to a clutch concert once
Ermack: haaaa
newbian: not really, but I would of if they came to town
Ermack: the fact that you said "cool" and "i went to a clutch concert" in consecutive lines makes me laugh
Ermack: yes..i would want to hear "prison planet" and their many other successful hits
Famous: i keep wishing that someday clutch will play bumbershoot
Famous: that way i could see them for free, and make fun of them
Ermack: hey, you asshole, clutch is coming to town
Arden: i think prison planet would be great in concert
Ermack: with corrosion of comformity, in fact
Ermack: yeah..seeing clutch for free would rule
newbian: wait, they are coming? when?
newbian: I'm going to see them for free, if they'r ereally coming
Ermack: i dunno if i should tell you if you really want to see them
Ermack: Tuesday, February 6th:
Ermack: Corrosion of Conformity and Clutch at the Showbox. $15 adv.
newbian: I don't really care, my friend likes em and will take me with her, and, well, she is a chick....
Ermack: ooh..i see your point
Famous: you two could make out to "prison planet"
newbian: that would be romantic, eh?
Famous: yeah
Famous: "you may read it at your leh-sure" "oh, darling... kiss me"
Ermack: makin' out in the middle of the pit, how come slayer never sang about this
Arden: i hope some hot guy invites *me* to a clutch concert... (*sigh!*)
Ermack: ESCAPE FROM THE PLANET OF THE APES!!
newbian: they should make a planet of the apes musical
Famous: "Corrosion of Conformity and Clutch at the Showbox. $15 advance tickets, tickets for free if you are only going to make fun of them."
newbian: wait...maybe I could...this could be good for my campain....
Famous: what an original idea
newbian: eh
newbian: I'm not cleaver enough to be origonal
Ermack: well of course you can..well i couldn't before
newbian: why couldn't you?
Ermack: because i'm quoting my rendition of the planet of the apes musical
Ermack: thus, if i altered the lyrics, my masterpiece would be ruined
newbian: yeah, you lost me, oh well
Ermack: excellent
Famous: i never really was "unlost" in that conversation
newbian: so you were lost?
Arden: i just did what i always do when shane starts talking... ignore him, and maybe laugh occasionally
Famous: yeah
Ermack: :(
Ermack: i am on a morning show..i am a dj :(
Famous: you could set up a "hehe" script
Famous: that says "hehe" on every third line shane says
Ermack: yeah..well i have a question for you
Famous: oh?
Ermack: how come when you like something, that's "opinion"
Ermack: yet..when i like something, you bill it as "a manifesto"!!
Famous: i don't know... you might have to ask sean nelson... and while you are asking him, ask him if his name is harvey
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BobbyMcR: what the hell is that quote?
BobbyMcR: i've never heard the end of it!
BobbyMcR: [literally]
Arden: i'm amusing myself by searching for "emo boys" in some ghetto online dating thing.. hehe it's pretty funny
Arden: i'm surprised there aren't more pictures of them crying
Famous: goddamned street fighter
Famous: all video games should have an option to be able to fight the creator of the game
Famous: just to take out your frustrations
Arden_: home sweet home...
BobbyMcR: w00t
BobbyMcR: 'sbeen a whalllll
Arden_: indeed.
BobbyMcR: i hope you've been listening to staind
Arden_: oh, i have
Arden_: dont you worry
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ManicPop: yo
Ermac: fuck off
ManicPop: i just added you to liz
ManicPop: so YOU can fuck off!
Ermac: holy shit
Ermac: *does so*
ManicPop: thanks for fucking off!
ManicPop: haha
ManicPop: conan, you literally slay me
BobbyMcR: LATE NIGHT TALK SHOW HOST ARRESTED
ManicPop: what have i done?
BobbyMcR: IRCER WONDERS WHERE HE WENT WRONG
* ManicPop is away, sleeping like this guy... *holds up picture of guy sleeping* [log:OFF] [page:ON]
HereComestheBoom: eventually, that became the downfall of #superdeluxe..and that's why we're here
BobbyMcR: haw?
BobbyMcR: here?
BobbyMcR: aren't we in #superdeluxe?
HereComestheBoom: yes..but, dalnet!
BobbyMcR: but we were on EFNet before
ManicPop: the NEW... tnn
BobbyMcR: so what are you saying, you asshole?
HereComestheBoom: i'm sayin' we ain't shit
BobbyMcR: yeah, yeah, yeah?
ManicPop: i mainly blame aim for the death of #superdeluxe... that and dumbasses who joined because other people joined who didn't really get the "channel philosophy"
ManicPop: and... just the fact that we all "got lives" and didn't have as much time
HereComestheBoom: although breakups and such certainly didn't help..not just gf/bf, but friendships and such
HereComestheBoom: oh yes, and _daniel
ManicPop: and efnet got really crappy
ManicPop: not that it was ever "grate"
BobbyMcR: i say we sue AOL for the death of our channel
HereComestheBoom: yes, suing companies because their product is more popular than the one we use
BobbyMcR: sounds good to me
BobbyMcR: it's the way "business" works
HereComestheBoom: i think i'll sue them for a high amount then, since i know it's fool-proof
HereComestheBoom: suing is like betting, after all..bet more if you like the odds
BobbyMcR: might as well sue for infinity dollars
BobbyMcR: since it's a sure win
BobbyMcR: why didn't someone think of this before??
HereComestheBoom: i will!
HereComestheBoom: obviously because we are smarter!!
BobbyMcR: yay
BobbyMcR: i call king of the world
* HereComestheBoom sues for an infinite amount of dollarage
* HereComestheBoom wins
* HereComestheBoom gives brian infinity dollars
HereComestheBoom: holy shit..i still have infinity dollars!
BobbyMcR: wow!
BobbyMcR: infinity - infinity = infinity!
* HereComestheBoom gives anthony infinity dollars
* HereComestheBoom donates infinity dollars to a charity of his choice
ManicPop: the sept. 11th fund!
HereComestheBoom: no no..the GEORGE BUSH fund
ManicPop: the kill afghans fund
ManicPop: kill afghans, then feed them
ManicPop: that is
BobbyMcR: of course
BobbyMcR: the give the corpse something to eat fund
* HereComestheBoom buys infinity american flags
* HereComestheBoom is robbed
BobbyMcR: looks like shane is having fun...
HereComestheBoom: i'm penniless
HereComestheBoom: but not in spirit
HereComestheBoom: *waves flags*
BobbyMcR: maybe they only stole infinity of your infinity dollars...
BobbyMcR: meaning you still have infinity left!
HereComestheBoom: well..here's some money..let me count it..
* HereComestheBoom counts
* HereComestheBoom counts to infinity..unfortunately, that takes an infinite amount of time
ManicPop: 1, 2, skip a few, 100
* HereComestheBoom is still counting, +cane and beard
BobbyMcR: d'oh
BobbyMcR: the fatal mistake of the infinitely rich man
BobbyMcR: ...counting his money!
BobbyMcR: cream of rye
BobbyMcR: w00t
ManicPop: hm?
BobbyMcR: i'm eating it right now
BobbyMcR: roman meal cream of rye
BobbyMcR: www.romanmeal.com
ManicPop: do they have samples on the site?
ManicPop: i'm hungry
BobbyMcR: heh
BobbyMcR: they have a guy going "mmm" in their flash animation
BobbyMcR: is that close enough?
ManicPop: i don't know... it's more like "we're new york, we're so great, we're always going to win"
ManicPop: that kind of arrogant stuff gets to me
BobbyMcR: it's called sports
BobbyMcR: wait, no
BobbyMcR: it's called "stupid"
BobbyMcR: esp. baseball
BobbyMcR: which is the most boring sport
BobbyMcR: they should go on strike again
BobbyMcR: that was funny
ManicPop: MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAMS GO ON STRIKE
ManicPop: "It's Funny" reason given by Commisioner
BobbyMcR: :)
ManicPop: red hatred automatically identified/config'd my 3com card
Styrofoam: but I don't think my sound card is supported
Styrofoam: I think mine needs something extra stuck in the Colonel
BobbyMcR: well, you and the Cap'n make it happen
BobbyMcR: and a Cap'n is close to a Colonel
ManicPop: it could happen...
ManicPop: *ahem*
BobbyMcR: EXT2!!!!!!!!!!
BobbyMcR: if only linux commercials were like mcdonald's commercials
ManicPop: yeah
ManicPop: linux commercials
Styrofoam: heh
ManicPop: "use linux..."
ManicPop: "this message has been brought to you by people that want you to use linux"
Styrofoam: "paid for by..." yeah, something along those lines
Styrofoam: "paid for by rich but disgruntled ex-microsoft employees"
BobbyMcR: heh
BobbyMcR: sounds good to me!
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BobbyMcR: well, well, well
BobbyMcR: look 'whom' it is
CowGrain: it certainly is george w bush
BobbyMcR: if you are referring to a great leader, good president, and smart man, you are correct
CowGrain: he is most wonderful and 'very' wise
ManicPop: don't forget excellent public speaker
CowGrain: indeed
CowGrain: I have heard the Bush's successor with be Fred Durst who is equally as wise
BobbyMcR: durst for prez!
BobbyMcR: he just wants some nookie, man!
ManicPop: his campaign slogan
CowGrain: All he would have to do is give the order to 'break some-thing tonight'
ManicPop: "...in afghanistan!"
BobbyMcR: and he would make it legal to pack a chainsaw
BobbyMcR: (to skin one's ass raw)
BobbyMcR: goh damn it...
BobbyMcR: these guys are 311 fans...
BobbyMcR: ugh
IOQU: their new cd is ripoff 311..which is really bad
IOQU: you can even hear it in "y2k"..they have a little "breakdown rap" part
BobbyMcR: yeah, i suppose
BobbyMcR: they are just generic bullshit at this point
BobbyMcR: nothing to actively seek out and destroy
BobbyMcR: but once they start this 311 crap...
IOQU: BUT THEYRE LOCAL...DO YOU NOT SUPPORT THE LOCAL SCENENE?!?!!
BobbyMcR: i hate everything local
BobbyMcR: i'll move so i don't have to be local anymore
ManicPop: i support all local bands, regardless of whether or not they are good
BobbyMcR: that's how much i hate the FUCKING local scene
ManicPop: that's what the "scene" is about
ManicPop: liking shitty music
BobbyMcR: definitely
BobbyMcR: okay, this guy is about to be killed...
BobbyMcR: Dream women: Britney Spears, Gwen Stefani
IOQU: booo
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BobbyMcR: haw!
ManicPop: sorry, that's shane's rule
IOQU: glad to see it reinstated
ManicPop: indeed
ManicPop: i should add that to liz
IOQU: hehe
BobbyMcR: nooooooooooo...
BobbyMcR: Favorite Food: Thai Toms
BobbyMcR: that place is good!
BobbyMcR: i can never eat there again...
IOQU: that or learn to love instant winner
ManicPop: i'm sure they have an autographed framed picture of instant winner hanging on the wall in the restraunt
IOQU: ha!
BobbyMcR: unfortunately, they don't have pictures of 'famous' customers on the wall
BobbyMcR: the place is barely big enough to have tables
IOQU: "local ska-rap band instant winner enjoying a fine meal at Thai Toms" -- inscription on bottom of frame
BobbyMcR: haw
BobbyMcR: the guy that plays the TOM-BRONE! is named 'brien'
BobbyMcR: what a dork
ManicPop: i just did the "survey"
ManicPop: answering "hell" for where i want them to play, and "'fuck instant winner' hat" for merchandise i want
BobbyMcR: lol
IOQU: hahahha
BobbyMcR: that's great
BobbyMcR: he's on a rampage!
BobbyMcR: anthony schmidt lashes out at local shit band
ManicPop: hhe
IOQU: front page on seattle times
BobbyMcR: next on Q13 at 10
BobbyMcR: not even close is aptly named, it seems
ManicPop: ...to being good?
BobbyMcR: right
BobbyMcR: man
BobbyMcR: these guys just don't know how to write music
BobbyMcR: i think they should throw the keyboard player out of the band
BobbyMcR: as soon as possible
BobbyMcR: next, the guy should learn how to sign
BobbyMcR: sing
BobbyMcR: finally, they should disband
IOQU: the steps to being real band
ManicPop: wait
ManicPop: brian
ManicPop: you have something
ManicPop: he should learn to sign!
ManicPop: they could be a sign-language band
BobbyMcR: alright!
IOQU: no worries about voice troubles
ManicPop: playing their hearts out to deaf people every night
IOQU: with a full band, of course
ManicPop: of course
Styrofoam: did I tell you you're wonderful? I miss you, yes I do?
Styrofoam: did I tell you that Adam Ant sucks? Well he does... yes, he does, does does
BobbyMcR: you guys r st00pid
ManicPop: m3?
BobbyMcR: yes, em-three
IOQU: m3 2?
BobbyMcR: no, just em-three
IOQU: sw33t
BobbyMcR: y0ur dum
IOQU: sh1t
BobbyMcR: your sh!7
ManicPop: h1s sh!7?
BobbyMcR: 7h3 5h!7 7h47 b370n95 2 h!m
ManicPop: 4hh.. 1 s33
BobbyMcR: g0d
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*** Guest53813 is now known as WHHHHHEEEEEEEE
* GuestITSONYOUBITCH kicks GuestPLEASEDO-IDLIKETOSEETHAT's ass
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GuestDOYOUHAVEITONFILMORSOMETH: ing
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GuestMAYIHAVEACOPY: ?
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GuestWHYDOYOUWANTIT: ?
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BobbyMcR: well if it isn't Nick Flood
BobbyMcR: going to bed is for this guy
BobbyMcR: *holds up a picture of a cross-eyed messy-haired guy with a dunce cap*
ManicPop: xp -- 10 hours!
ManicPop: take that, brian!
ManicPop: i shall win the XP game!
BobbyMcR: nooooo
BobbyMcR: 23 hours... =(
ManicPop: i'm simply better at downloading than you are
ManicPop: it's a skill you must acquire
BobbyMcR: the truth is out
ManicPop: well looks like i'm going to win the download game
BobbyMcR: probably
ManicPop: but i'll burn it for you
ManicPop: literally burn the files, that is
BobbyMcR: good
BobbyMcR: burn the sectors on your hard drive with a lighter
ManicPop: yep
ManicPop: i'll make sure to run defrag before i do that though
BobbyMcR: yeah
ManicPop: or that might be really difficult
BobbyMcR: heh
ManicPop: as opposed to the "simplicity" of burning individual contigious sectors with a lighter
BobbyMcR: of course
BobbyMcR: they are about as wide as a lighter flame
ManicPop: To: <Undisclosed.Recipients@www.yoshiwara-ch.ed.jp>
ManicPop: Subject: Re:Do you forget allot?
ManicPop: COULD IT BE ALZHEIMER'S?
ManicPop: Often it is hard for your doctor to tell. Symptoms such as memory loss or problems with ordinary tasks could be due to normal aging or something more serious like the onset of Alzheimer's disease.
ManicPop: A biopharmaceutical company has developed a urine test as an important diagnostic tool to help doctors answer these questions.
ManicPop: The test detects a unique brain protein that is found in higher levels in the urine of patients with Alzheimer's disease.
ManicPop: The test is not currently available to residents or physicians in New York State.
GuestB00T: i imagine there's a poor boy named Allot
ManicPop: people always forget him
ManicPop: especially those with alzheimer's
BobbyMcR: i wonder if our friend iddy forgets allot
ManicPop: well, he does buy a new computer every year
ManicPop: c'mon, xp...
ManicPop: hurry up!
* ManicPop gets impatient
* ManicPop finds, surprisingly, that the download speed has increased tenfold
ManicPop: wow!
BobbyMcR: zipped iso, woot
BobbyMcR: any compressino?
BobbyMcR: ion
ManicPop: you must be italian
BobbyMcR: i am
* SmashySmashy is away, OFF TO THA STORE [log:N/A] [page:N/A] [email:shane@kgrg.com] [ICQ:1279925]
BobbyMcR: NICE AWAY MSG
* SmashySmashy is away, THANKS [log:N/A] [page:N/A] [email:shane@kgrg.com] [ICQ:1279925]
BobbyMcR: alright!
* SmashySmashy is away, YEAH [log:N/A] [page:N/A] [email:shane@kgrg.com] [ICQ:1279925]
BobbyMcR: you have made my day, kind sir
* SmashySmashy is away, NOTHING BETTER THAN BEING NOTICED BY AN AWAY MESSAGE [log:N/A] [page:N/A] [email:shane@kgrg.com] [ICQ:1279925]
BobbyMcR: the thing about the BAD caddies (haw!) is that they actually know how to use horns
Styrofoam: that's a hell of a pun
BobbyMcR: sure is
BobbyMcR: since i was serious
BobbyMcR: whereas crappy-ass local horns-using bands are terrible at it
* Styrofoam uses his mental powers to force Brian to flip himself off
BobbyMcR: sorry, i have a strong will
BobbyMcR: i cannot self-terminate
BobbyMcR: ideally, the horns should add to the music instead of 'agree' with the guitar part or something
BobbyMcR: unless you really want to get a note across...[all instruments in unison] "C!!!!"
ManicPop: "Press any key to boot from CD..."
BobbyMcR: yay
ManicPop: "You are now installing the illegal version of Microsoft Windows XP. Are you sure you want to do this?"
ManicPop: Y
BobbyMcR: hawwwwww
ManicPop: "Please wait while we send someone to arrest you."
BobbyMcR: wow, they're thorough
ManicPop: "Please turn on your modem, so we can call someone."
BobbyMcR: "C'mon, man (Y/N)"
ManicPop: "(Yes/No/Dood, I don't have no modem)"
BobbyMcR: talkin' 'bout the moron bros...tattooed assholes, tattooed toes
BobbyMcR: heh
BobbyMcR: now THAT's gotta hurt!
BobbyMcR: tofu scrambler in breakfast burrito form = w00t
ManicPop: you're a goddamn genius
BobbyMcR: i envision it being good with green peppers, onions, salsa...
BobbyMcR: maybe even fried potatoes
ManicPop: or fried ham, fried ham, cheese and bologna
BobbyMcR: and of course macaroni
BobbyMcR: but what next?
ManicPop: onions
ManicPop: pickles...
ManicPop: and pretzels?
BobbyMcR: yeah
BobbyMcR: and then we'll have some more fried ham
ManicPop: fried ham! fried ham!
BobbyMcR: indeed
ManicPop: i hear there's a second verse
ManicPop: but... it's the same as the first
ManicPop: but a whole lot worse
ManicPop: so... forget it
BobbyMcR: well, that's not good at all!
ManicPop: yeah
BobbyMcR: why bother singing it?
BobbyMcR: heh
ManicPop: i don't know
BobbyMcR: think back to how dumb that was...
BobbyMcR: all those 'stupid voices' that we would sing that goddamn song in
ManicPop: yep, i remember finding it stupid at the time
BobbyMcR: it's humiliating, if you think about it...
BobbyMcR: yeah, i remember all camp songs being stupid
BobbyMcR: and us making parodies of them
ManicPop: "think of all the tacos i ate..."
ManicPop: "think of all the cheese i ate..."
ManicPop: we stuck it to 'em, though... we changed it to "think of all the tacos i vomited!"
BobbyMcR: yeah!
ManicPop: but ms. verellen made us stop
BobbyMcR: "all i retched-a," or something
ManicPop: yeah
ManicPop: that's right
BobbyMcR: ah
BobbyMcR: it still makes me Lowell to this day
BobbyMcR: so, call me Lowell
ManicPop: lowell, ma?
BobbyMcR: yes
*** ManicPop changes the topic to 'set your clocks back at 2, unless you're chris "mountain standard asshole" jenkins'
BobbyMcR: Mountain Standard Asshole
BobbyMcR: sounds like a band
ManicPop: let's start it right away
BobbyMcR: we'll call the album and first single the same name
BobbyMcR: kind of like Big Country
ManicPop: "in a big [mountain standard asshole]"
BobbyMcR: dreams stay with you...
ManicPop: "something something [mountain standard asshole] countryside!"
Styrofoam: Big Country - Big Country - "Big Country" ????
ManicPop: the song was "In A Big Country," I believe
ManicPop: but yes, band and album were the same
Styrofoam: guffawwww!!!
ManicPop: well, the showed the public what's up by having several other hits
ManicPop: like
ManicPop: gotta go
Styrofoam: heh
Styrofoam: the band "Voices that Care" didn't have too many hits
Styrofoam: just the one
ManicPop: yeah, i really expected them to have a few more hit songs
ManicPop: too much star power in one place, i guess... they broke up quickly
Styrofoam: that actually did have a b-side
Styrofoam: heh
* Styrofoam shamefully admits that he owned that cassette
ManicPop: "we couldn't afford anymore studio time (clips of other songs by people involved in the project, edited together)"
Styrofoam: hehe
BobbyMcR: haw
BobbyMcR: who was voices that care?
Styrofoam: "support! / the / gulf / war!"
BobbyMcR: let me find the install fi-il
BobbyMcR: no
ManicPop: i'm much more pleased with the upgrade
ManicPop: it keeps your icons on the desktop, retains most of your settings, 'ect'
ManicPop: it told me my scanner was incompatible, but i installed anyway... as soon as i got to windows update, there was a driver update
ManicPop: and netBEUI is now no longer supported
ManicPop: good riddance to it, i say
ManicPop: good riddance (time of your life) that is
BobbyMcR: yeah, the band isn't too fond of it
ManicPop: so now, it's [tcp/ip]... or nothin'
ManicPop: you know, like nerf
BobbyMcR: yeah
ManicPop: <guy> uh... couldn't you use novell ipx?
ManicPop: *sigh*
BobbyMcR: haw
ManicPop: someone wants to use gnutella, eh?
DifferentAngel: i think i've figured it out
DifferentAngel: it just wouldn't connect to anyone earlier
ManicPop: you might be firewalled
DifferentAngel: hm
BobbyMcR: what an insult
DifferentAngel: how would one fix that?
ManicPop: um, firewalls are firewalls
BobbyMcR: just tell your school to take down the firewall
BobbyMcR: they 'will' comply
ManicPop: heh
ManicPop: "seriously... this isn't working out for me"
BobbyMcR: "but man...i like want to download movies and stuff!!"
DifferentAngel: maybe if i give them some cash... usc is a bunch of money hungry whores.. they'll do anything for a buck
ManicPop: you can get around it
ManicPop: but without knowing the details of your firewall...
BobbyMcR: i had some problems with 'guntella' initially
BobbyMcR: i don't know why
BobbyMcR: it just wouldn't connect
BobbyMcR: but the next day it worked fine
BobbyMcR: so i think you have to let the program "sleep on it"
DifferentAngel: well it's doing fine now
ManicPop: it learns its lesson
ManicPop: and comes crawling back
BobbyMcR: yeah!
BobbyMcR: win plus doze = ex pee
BobbyMcR: that's the chemical formula they used to develop the new OS
Styrofoam: interesting
Styrofoam: is that latin?
BobbyMcR: yes, it's a latin formula
Styrofoam: deus ex pee
BobbyMcR: i think christina aguilera helped develop it
ManicPop: haw
BobbyMcR: i thought you would haw that
ManicPop: since she's so "latin"
ManicPop: (actually, her father is from ecuador and she lived in a spanish-speaking household until the age of 6)
BobbyMcR: haw
Styrofoam: doesn't matter
BobbyMcR: that's not even latin
BobbyMcR: latin = central america/carribean
Styrofoam: she's made up to look white, so she must accept whiteness
ManicPop: yeah
ManicPop: but latin music is in spanish
BobbyMcR: wow
BobbyMcR: it's like i've know you all my life
ManicPop: "i'm defending her 'latinness'"
Styrofoam: sorry, anthony
Styrofoam: not latin
ManicPop: "oh no"
Styrofoam: I know you want her to be
BobbyMcR: you're defending her nonexistent 'lation'
Styrofoam: hah
Ticstah: latin america includes south america..and supposedly she's from ecuador
BobbyMcR: fine
BobbyMcR: but screw her anyway
Ticstah: yeah she sucks
Styrofoam: agreed
BobbyMcR: so, who else agrees?
BobbyMcR: ANTHONY?
ManicPop: sorry
ManicPop: i wasn't paying attention
BobbyMcR: christina aguilera's music is about as latin as selena's
BobbyMcR: but at least selena's dad was edward james olmos
Styrofoam: true
ManicPop: actually most of her "latin album" is the same songs as her debut album, sung in spanish
ManicPop: i think there are three "originals"
BobbyMcR: and they deal with issues only a 'latin' could understand
BobbyMcR: Bernie (The Original Kings of Comedy) and his wife Wanda never wanted to be parents. But when Bernie pulls "uncle duty" for his sister's three kids (ages 5 to 13), they can all kiss their freedom goodbye. With Bernie's "tough love" approach, this daring new family show proves that sometimes the best parents are the ones you least suspect.
BobbyMcR: b00t
BobbyMcR: is tv just incredibly stupid, or what?
ManicPop: bernie mac is funny
ManicPop: but the show looks dum
SmashySmashy: Mi casa es mi casa. Got it?
BobbyMcR: HAWWWWWWWW
BobbyMcR: yeah, i read that
BobbyMcR: bowl + shit
BobbyMcR: bernie mac better be funny if he wants to get out of this sitcom with a career
ManicPop: heh
ManicPop: i don't know... it looks like the kind of show that black people will watch just because it's about black people
ManicPop: i mean, "martin" was on for five years
BobbyMcR: therefore..."BRILLIANT!" raves the NY Times!
SmashySmashy: fox is king of "watch this show, because these people are just like you!"
SmashySmashy: like..titus.."hey, these guys are just regular red-blooded white americans! let's laugh!"
BobbyMcR: HE'S WITE LIK EME
ManicPop: i don't want to watch shows about people me
ManicPop: +like
BobbyMcR: People Me is an interesting guy, though
BobbyMcR: haw
BobbyMcR: must be asian
BobbyMcR: Person Hu Workshire
SmashySmashy: whoa..the andy richter show!
ManicPop: ?
SmashySmashy: http://www.fox.com/schedule/schedule_2001.htm
SmashySmashy: under "backups"
SmashySmashy: "for when bernie mac is cancelled"
* ManicPop is away, working until 1am PST like this guy... *holds up picture of guy with untied shoelaces, tripping over his own feet, with a "duhhh... whooooaaa!" caption bubble above him* [log:OFF] [page:ON]
ManicPop: did you catch the reference to mr. carter?
BobbyMcR: who is william carter?
ManicPop: you may know him better as "will c."
BobbyMcR: HAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
BobbyMcR: i don't know why i'm laughing at that
BobbyMcR: must be late
BobbyMcR: this is good
BobbyMcR: i think we should purposely convolute everyday phrases more and more frequently
BobbyMcR: i want it so no one understands us!
ManicPop: yeah
ManicPop: like that TNG episode
ManicPop: "darmok"
ManicPop: they discovered this alien race that only speaks with examples
ManicPop: their entire language is based on their myths and fables
BobbyMcR: what a bunch of nerds
ManicPop: yeah
ManicPop: you could understand the words, but they didn't make any sense without knowing the background
BobbyMcR: like Yahoo Serious
ManicPop: heh
ManicPop: just use gnotella
SmashySmashy: gnotella it is
ManicPop: it's buggy, but it's good
BobbyMcR: yeah
BobbyMcR: DA BES'
BobbyMcR: HAY...YOU AINT TONY
SmashySmashy: yes i am
BobbyMcR: shit
* SmashySmashy shows id
BobbyMcR: well, this proves it
BobbyMcR: i'm sorry i doubted you
SmashySmashy: hey, it happens a lot
ManicPop: i think i've finally got XP working for me
BobbyMcR: kind of like slade gorton?
ManicPop: yeah
ManicPop: he works for me
SmashySmashy: i didn't know they had a site
ManicPop: i thought they did
SmashySmashy: maybe they do
ManicPop: well it's not foolsplay.com, although it looks like something is going there in the future
ManicPop: nor is thefoolisplay.com
ManicPop: which was obviously my second guess
* ManicPop has returned. [gone:12h17m18s]
Styrofoam: yo
BobbyMcR: yo
BobbyMcR: ASSHOLE
* GuestFUCKYOU has returned. (gone 8h39m44s)
GuestFUCKYOU: ASSHOLE THIS
Styrofoam: shit
ManicPop: fuck
Styrofoam: ...shitfuck!
ManicPop: do the shitfuck!
Styrofoam: swing your arms from side to side
ManicPop: dunna dunt dun dunt duh dunt dun, dunna dunt dun dunt duh dunt dun, dunna dunt dun dunt duh dunt dun, dunna dunt dun dunt duh dunt dun...
ManicPop: do the shitfuck!
BobbyMcR: shitfuck
ManicPop: are you doing it?
BobbyMcR: yeah
Styrofoam: yeah, hurry up
* Styrofoam fucks some shit up
Lizadrin: [Guest31047] tonight i feel like more....
Guest31047: fjsdklfjdskl
*** Guest31047 is now known as ManicPop
*** Lizadrin sets mode: +o ManicPop
* ManicPop fucks a random ass
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* ManicPop has returned, heh... woops... i never came back from taking my shower. [gone:1h38m43s]
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BobbyMcR: boot
BobbyMcR: whose ass did you fuck, by the way?
BobbyMcR: i want to make sure i'm 'safe'
GuestBUTTMLK: i seem to be okay
BobbyMcR: yeah
BobbyMcR: me too
GuestBUTTMLK: 8ball whose ass did he fuck?
Lizadrin: GuestBUTTMLK, El Hefe
BobbyMcR: wow
BobbyMcR: that's a mighty tall order
GuestBUTTMLK: i'd be proud to fuck that ass
ManicPop: heh
ManicPop: i just picked an ass at random
ManicPop: you know, if i chose... that would be gay
GuestBUTTMLK: you know what they say, "fuck an ass at random, and you never know whose ass you'll be fucking.."
ManicPop: i can see why they say that
ManicPop: fucking an ass at random has all of the punishment of ass-fucking, yet none of the gay overtones
BobbyMcR: whew
* ManicPop pulls his dick out of the random ass, and then proceeds to thoroughly sodomize mario tennis
BobbyMcR: thanks for the imagery
ManicPop: has chris chexed the kwotez?
Styrofoam: yup
Styrofoam: I lulled all over the lot of them
ManicPop: would you like to accompany brian to lowell, ma?
Styrofoam: heh
ManicPop: he's taking a trip you know
Styrofoam: sure
ManicPop: he has a route all planned out
Styrofoam: it's a long drive
BobbyMcR: yeah
BobbyMcR: with the help of someone i found by watching inspector gadget
Styrofoam: but at least we'll be able to laugh about the quotes... for the whole 3,000 mile drive...
BobbyMcR: yay
ManicPop: we could swing by and visit megan after "seeing the sights" in lowell
ManicPop: which i'm sure are endless
Styrofoam: heh
Styrofoam: well, maybe there's a lot of funny stuff
ManicPop: yeah
ManicPop: d00dz laughing out loud wherever you go
BobbyMcR: for no real reason
BobbyMcR: it's kind of scary, actually
BobbyMcR: like a dark place with frightening clowns
ManicPop: i hear they will soon build a memorial to irc quotes there
ManicPop: a set of statues depicting #superdeluxe members typing at computers
BobbyMcR: haw
BobbyMcR: kind of like The Thinker
BobbyMcR: except with a desk/keyboard
MotherFuckFuckFuckFuck: what extension is .pif?
CowGrain: the virus extension?
MotherFuckFuckFuckFuck: yeah, i figured
MotherFuckFuckFuckFuck: i got an email from "Andersen" which tried to auto-open sorry_about_yesterday.mp3.pif
CowGrain: hehe
MotherFuckFuckFuckFuck: and i opened the mail because tiff's last name is anderson
CowGrain: you got that one that it going around
MotherFuckFuckFuckFuck: but then a record stopped, and i thought about it
BobbyMcR: hmm
BobbyMcR: "Did a record scratch to a stop? You may be infected with a virus."
MotherFuckFuckFuckFuck: because usually when a record stops around here, a startling revelation occurs
MotherFuckFuckFuckFuck: it's too bad people don't send fun viruses
MotherFuckFuckFuckFuck: although i don't know how much "good" you can do with a virus
MotherFuckFuckFuckFuck: maybe it can run scandisk and clean up your harddrive
kiyule: or disk defrag
ManicPop: they should make nice viruses
MotherFuckFuckFuckFuck: seriously!
kiyule: you guys should do it
kiyule: name it superdeluxe
MotherFuckFuckFuckFuck: "okay"
* MotherFuckFuckFuckFuck goes into his "VirusEditor"
* MotherFuckFuckFuckFuck goes to options
* MotherFuckFuckFuckFuck unchecks "bad"
* MotherFuckFuckFuckFuck checks "good"
* MotherFuckFuckFuckFuck hits OK
kiyule: lol
kiyule: if i make a virus, I'll send it to you guys
ManicPop: thanks
kiyule: but it'll be safe and fun
BobbyMcR: what if you check good and bad at the same time?
MotherFuckFuckFuckFuck: it would probably do something like defrag your computer, clean it up real nice, and then destroy it
MotherFuckFuckFuckFuck: you know, a clean death
ManicPop: either that, or it creates problems then fixes them
MotherFuckFuckFuckFuck: ooh
MotherFuckFuckFuckFuck: depends on which gets checked first, i suppose
MotherFuckFuckFuckFuck: "Your hard drive is about to be destroyed. But, before it goes..here's some of the hard drive's favorite moments...*slideshow*"
ManicPop: *shots surprisingly show "kid rock picking up a fucking guitar" and "kid rock working the fucking turntables" for some reason*
MotherFuckFuckFuckFuck: those are applicable ANYTIME
MotherFuckFuckFuckFuck: they will probably be shown at WTC memorials too
CowGrain: ass fuck
CowGrain: gnight
ManicPop: well, mofo's off to have some fun
CowGrain: indeed
ManicPop: you know... harvey danger is right
ManicPop: sometimes you do have to kill on christmas
BobbyMcR: sometimes you have to kill on christmas?
BobbyMcR: haw
ManicPop: i mean... "death takes no holiday"
ManicPop: you might need to defend yourself in a fight, and be forced to kill
ManicPop: just because it's christmas, that doesn't change anything
BobbyMcR: i guess they're right
BobbyMcR: i mean, *sometimes* you will be forced to kill to save your life
ManicPop: it doesn't happen to everyone, but it does happen
ManicPop: and it can happen on dec. 25th just as easily as any other day
ManicPop: except for that fact that it couldn't happen inside establishments that were closed for the holiday
ManicPop: [a public service message from harvey danger]
a1ka1ine: but I cant sleep when I know theres snow outside
BobbyMcR: snow?
a1ka1ine: yea
BobbyMcR: haw
a1ka1ine: like 4 inches
BobbyMcR: we don't have snow here
a1ka1ine: yea, I know
BobbyMcR: bremerton must be in the mountains or something
a1ka1ine: odd considering Im only like 20 miles from you at the most
BobbyMcR: i guess, 'as the crow flies'
a1ka1ine: yea
a1ka1ine: but that would also be 'as the snow falls;'
a1ka1ine: without the semicolon
BobbyMcR: i think the semicolon should stay
a1ka1ine: ok
a1ka1ine: then I will write the people who make up good grammar and tell them that
a1ka1ine: while Im at it, it is no longer 'as the crow flies'
a1ka1ine: but 'as the snow falls;'
BobbyMcR: i think good grammar has been purchased by aol-time warner
BobbyMcR: so take it up with them
a1ka1ine: alright
a1ka1ine: <me> So...I got this great idea for grammar
a1ka1ine: <aol-time warner> Yea, well, were already getting rid of English, so, sorry
a1ka1ine: aol-time warnerese is gonna be the new universal language
BobbyMcR: "hey, what's aol, man? how are aol?"
BobbyMcR: "oh, i'm just time warnering"
a1ka1ine: "oh aol...I was just you've got mailing over at the new *bleep sound"
BobbyMcR: now you're talking... literally!
BobbyMcR: well, i should go... my first class is at 10:30
a1ka1ine: have an aol of a time
a1ka1ine: warner that is
BobbyMcR: i time warner
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BobbyMcR: haw
ManicPop: look at this guy
BobbyMcR: if you hate nicknames, THEN WHY ARE YOU USING ONE?
IhateNicknames: OH SHIT
*** IhateNicknames is now known as I-Hate-MYSELF
BobbyMcR: YEAH, MAN!
BobbyMcR: LISTEN TO IM
* I-Hate-MYSELF :(
kiyule: night
Styrofoam: God of the night
KillKillKillKill: who is the God of the Night?
Styrofoam: I was just trying to find that out myself
KillKillKillKill: we could take the phrase one degree further
Styrofoam: that was my plan as well
BobbyMcR: hmm
BobbyMcR: but how?
KillKillKillKill: http://www.touregypt.net/featurestories/set.htm
KillKillKillKill: here's god of the night sky
Styrofoam: ah, who cares
Styrofoam: I'm going with Poseidon, god of the sea
Styrofoam: wait a minute
Styrofoam: his name's SETH!?
Styrofoam: that's perfect!
Styrofoam: seth!
KillKillKillKill: hehehe
KillKillKillKill: set or seth
BobbyMcR: i vote seth
BobbyMcR: esp. since i know a guy named seth
KillKillKillKill: and horus is god of the day
KillKillKillKill: haha
BobbyMcR: yay
BobbyMcR: "horus!" -> "good day, sir!"
BobbyMcR: "seth" -> "good night"
KillKillKillKill: i'm glad to finally be a part of this language
Styrofoam: yay
BobbyMcR: http://www.touregypt.net/featurestories/sexuality.htm whooo!! egypt #after hours!#
Styrofoam: In eager quest of what your heard desires -
Styrofoam: Do as it prompts you...
BobbyMcR: Even the gods had sex in ancient Egypt. Ra (in the form of Atum) masturbated his children Shu and Tefnut into existence!
BobbyMcR: Atum is he who masturbated in On. He took his phallus in his grasp that he might create orgasm by means of it, and so were born the twins Shu and Tefnut.
Styrofoam: wow
Styrofoam: "I masturbated you into existence, and I can masturbate you OUT of existence!"
BobbyMcR: HAHHHHHHHHHHHH
KillKillKillKill: LOWELL
Styrofoam: MA
BobbyMcR: HEY, MA
Styrofoam: get off the danged roof
BobbyMcR: i sure am tired after that "heated" "debate" on LJ
Steve-the-Damner: yeah..and pissed
BobbyMcR: let's agree to disagree
Steve-the-Damner: let's agree to kill guys
BobbyMcR: agreed.
* BobbyMcR kills the first guy
Steve-the-Damner: hurrah!
* Steve-the-Damner kills a second guy
* BobbyMcR kills the third guy...unfortunately, that guy was BOBBYMCR!!!!
* BobbyMcR dies
BobbyMcR: "let this be a lesson to you"
Steve-the-Damner: looks like he finally learns his lesson
* Steve-the-Damner does not heed the lesson and kills a fourth guy
Steve-the-Damner: (that guy is not Steve-the-Damner)
BobbyMcR: why are you saying that?
BobbyMcR: are you trying to take over the narrator's job?
Steve-the-Damner: i'm just sayin
Steve-the-Damner: i'm steve the damner, i know my place
BobbyMcR: your place in this crazy, mixed-up world
* Steve-the-Damner kills a fifth guy
* Steve-the-Damner dies
BobbyMcR: i wonder who the fifth guy was
BobbyMcR: could've been a guy that released poison gas upon his demise
Steve-the-Damner: i don't know..IM NOT THE NARRATOR
BobbyMcR: nooooooo
Styrofoam: yay
Styrofoam: I've finally figured out what to write my honors paper about
Styrofoam: the title will be "Not Doing an Honors Paper and Taking Some Other Honors Class Later: An Ecclectic Approach"
BobbyMcR: ecclectic?
BobbyMcR: haw
Styrofoam: shit, I misspelled a word in the title of my honors paper
Styrofoam: *fails class, even though paper wasn't required to pass class*
BobbyMcR: i've finally thought of a topic for my final presentation in TC 333
BobbyMcR: it'll be cool
BobbyMcR: she wants us to explain a process, or something along those lines
BobbyMcR: so i'll explain how tofu is made
BobbyMcR: and perhaps offer some samples
BobbyMcR: to make it 'fun'
mnkymike: tofu fun
BobbyMcR: or toFUN, as i [would never] like to say
mnkymike: the words have been grouped together since the beginning of time
BobbyMcR: yes, the english words "tofu" and "fun" existed long before humans, or solar systems, or helium...
mnkymike: And god said let there be toFun, and it was good
BobbyMcR: that's blasphemy
BobbyMcR: if it ain't meet, it ain't fit to eat
mnkymike: if you haven't been introduced, you can't eat it?
BobbyMcR: we have a winner
mnkymike: just making sure
mnkymike: yea
Styrofoam: well, if you meet Eet you will probably meet Ern at the same time
BobbyMcR: hawwwwwww
BobbyMcR: HI IM EEt
Styrofoam: hence the old saying: HI I'M EET HI I'M ERN
BobbyMcR: lowell, mass.
BobbyMcR: i'm a regular jerry lawler
mnkymike: Almost as old as toFUN
BobbyMcR: beaten by only a couple years
mnkymike: Were not sure who documented the two sayings..due to their sheer age
BobbyMcR: it's in the fossil record
mnkymike: carbon dating proves it
mnkymike: just like everything else
BobbyMcR: yep, since carbon dating ""is"" used for things that old
BobbyMcR: good thing we're clear on this
Styrofoam: uhhhh oh
BobbyMcR: potassium-argon dating is something i just made up, right now
Styrofoam: time to take a step back
BobbyMcR: not sure why i even mentioned it
BobbyMcR: now back to eet and ern
mnkymike: us either
mnkymike: who came first?
mnkymike: what exactly is their relationship?
Styrofoam: well, Eet came first
Styrofoam: because you have to Eet before you can Ern
BobbyMcR: that's very true
mnkymike: sound logic
ManicPop: makes sense to me
mnkymike: or maybe it was ern and eet, and eet bought out ern?
Styrofoam: how can pigs and mules buy out each other?
mnkymike: how can they be six feet tall, and make wise cracks?
BobbyMcR: easily
BobbyMcR: http://www.kelloggs.com/eetnern/eehome/index.html
Styrofoam: yes!
Styrofoam: new livejournal graphics, here we come
mnkymike: hehe
BobbyMcR: you can view eet & ern cartoons!!
mnkymike: wtf, who made cartoons
mnkymike: that person should be shot on pure principle
BobbyMcR: ern is left-handed
BobbyMcR: i think i'm losing intelligence by watching these
ManicPop: so shane
ManicPop: does my computer get destroyed tomorrow or something?
Steve-the-Damner: i think so
Steve-the-Damner: there are self-destruct modules on every cable modem
BobbyMcR: "the judge" will confiscate it
Steve-the-Damner: if the judge gives the go-ahead, they automatically explode
Steve-the-Damner: so, just try not to keep any oily rags in your room
BobbyMcR: heh
ManicPop: and the explosion will go through my ethernet to my computer
BobbyMcR: that's what excite recommends
ManicPop: i still don't understand what's going on
ManicPop: that article didn't explain things very well
Steve-the-Damner: well, att said they were gonna by excite@home for however much
ManicPop: this is the first i've heard of this
Steve-the-Damner: but the shareholders said "hode up, this isn't givin' us no money, beeatch"
Steve-the-Damner: so they brought it to court
ManicPop: hm
Steve-the-Damner: http://news.cnet.com/news/0-1004-200-7588563.html?tag=lthd
ManicPop: i would like my internet connection to work
ManicPop: that will be all
BobbyMcR: and the court said, "are you aware that your service offers only 99 times the speed of an analog dial-up connection?""
BobbyMcR: so they'll shut them down, due to false advertising
Steve-the-Damner: yes..that is the reason
Steve-the-Damner: AT&T sent an email saying that they have a "backup network" that they will put all subscribers on if the judge smacks them down tomorrow
BobbyMcR: IM SURE IT WILL BE GRATE
Steve-the-Damner: *cut to shot of network, being held up by string and taped together*
BobbyMcR: right
BobbyMcR: a computer network made of duct tape, string, and construction paper
ManicPop: "ricky... our advertising guy ... *ricky waves* ... over here has an aol account and a 56k modem. we're pretty sure we can hook it up to that" -- at&t spokesperson
BobbyMcR: wouldn't that be sweet
Styrofoam: haha
Styrofoam: I could set up a dialup for one guy...
BobbyMcR: crossfire
BobbyMcR: you'll get caught up in the
BobbyMcR: crossfire
A1ka1ine: that was such a good game
A1ka1ine: (most likely still is)
BobbyMcR: haw
BobbyMcR: i've never played it
A1ka1ine: I remember playing it when I was like 9...I think that is most likely the last time actually playing the game and not just shooting the little balls around
BobbyMcR: it was like owning a gun
A1ka1ine: exactly...Hungry Hungry Hippos for the older kids, in a way
BobbyMcR: hungry hungry hippos.. AFTER HOURS!
A1ka1ine: its what you would play in a bar...
BobbyMcR: i could just see it... crossfire 'hustlers'
BobbyMcR: putting $20s on the game
A1ka1ine: haha
A1ka1ine: I would prefer to call myself a Crossfire Shark, really
A1ka1ine: it would just be more intense with Hungry Hungry Hippos, though
A1ka1ine: could't you see a bunch of old drunk guys betting on it?
A1ka1ine: "I got $40 on Harry Hippo"
BobbyMcR: haw
BobbyMcR: they had names?
A1ka1ine: haha yep
A1ka1ine: I believe all of them started with an 'h' and ended with hippos
A1ka1ine: like Horace
ManicPop: yeah
ManicPop: i remember that
ManicPop: harry hippo
ManicPop: i think one was (very cleverly) just named "hungry hippo"
ManicPop: and... two others
BobbyMcR: hellboy hippo
ManicPop: that's weird
ManicPop: ysib.com obviously resolves
ManicPop: yet... nothing else seems to do so
ManicPop: obviously at&t knows their priorities
ManicPop: "quick! get access to ysib.com back! then work on the other sites like yahoo, microsoft, msn, etc..."
BobbyMcR: The Enemy Is Mine
BobbyMcR: heh
BobbyMcR: what a good (and 'real') band name
ManicPop: i own the enemy
BobbyMcR: as captain planet says... "the enemy is YOURS!"
ManicPop: i think that was captain faggot, actually
BobbyMcR: he's a hero
ManicPop: gonna take... procreation... down to 0
BobbyMcR: hahhhhhhhh
BobbyMcR: i suppose in terms of overpopulation, that is quite heroic
BobbyMcR: i only played 2 games of s-broz. today
ManicPop: wow
ManicPop: there are starving kids in third world countries who play the broz more often than that
BobbyMcR: probably
ManicPop: ho ho ho
ManicPop: i'm fucking hungry
BobbyMcR: santa?
BobbyMcR: my pebbles
ManicPop: "i'm sorry, i didn't realize other people were present"
ManicPop: "i apologize for my language"
ManicPop: -- barney as santa
BobbyMcR: the director's cut of that commercial
ManicPop: yes
BobbyMcR: i love the commentary track on that one
ManicPop: soon to be available on the fruity pebbles dvd
BobbyMcR: one thing i can say about this summer... "[...]"
BobbyMcR: "it [...] [...] ... certainly ... [...] ... existed."
ManicPop: heh
BobbyMcR: in conclusion: "[............................................. ........................................................]"
ManicPop: there, there
ManicPop: we're all still alive
ManicPop: we survived
BobbyMcR: in addtion, amstel light
ManicPop: and we'll live to see next summer
BobbyMcR: perhaps we can make movies about it
BobbyMcR: Summer ... then Next Summer
ManicPop: will chris tucker be in the first?
ManicPop: we could use "man, i'm chris tucker, man" in the sdtk.
BobbyMcR: and then Summer After Next
BobbyMcR: yeah
BobbyMcR: chris tucker will be in the first one
BobbyMcR: strangely
BobbyMcR: even though he was never a part of our lives
BobbyMcR: and then we'll talk about him in the second one
BobbyMcR: which again is strange
BobbyMcR: but somehow we will miss him
BobbyMcR: perhaps he'll be rehabilitating himself somehow
BobbyMcR: we learned about name servers today in netw3-ing
BobbyMcR: there are 13 central name servers
BobbyMcR: a.root-servers.net through m.root-servers.net
BobbyMcR: and of course, the obscure "your-cool.root-servers.net"
ManicPop: the little-known 14th one
BobbyMcR: right
BobbyMcR: it contains an entry for mr. bling-bling's page
BobbyMcR: but i think that's about it
ManicPop: wow
ManicPop: not very useful
BobbyMcR: yeah, especially since that information could be gathered from any of the other 13 servers
ManicPop: it's more a symbolic thing
ManicPop: he's so cool he gets his own nameserver
BobbyMcR: after all, that's what the internet is all about... symbolism
ManicPop: combo up the dick
ManicPop: combo up the dick
ManicPop: combo up the, combo up the motherfucking di-ock
ManicPop: that music is in there!
BobbyMcR: haw
BobbyMcR: for der mario?
ManicPop: yah
IHateAtHome: haha..excellent
BobbyMcR: i assume since it's the gamecube and all, they threw in the vocals
ManicPop: of course
ManicPop: the official lyrics
BobbyMcR: right
BobbyMcR: were you able to score a copy of the setlist?
ManicPop: some of the songs actually do have words
ManicPop: some songs have like "choir sounds"
ManicPop: and the dk level has a rap
BobbyMcR: haw!
BobbyMcR: "i'm DK with a story to tell... i just got a new cup from taco bell..."
BobbyMcR: i think from now on, i will only buy nachrill peanut butter
ManicPop: yeah
ManicPop: i hate artifical peanuts
BobbyMcR: haw
ManicPop: styrofoam-peanut butter
ManicPop: that's the worst
BobbyMcR: haw!
BobbyMcR: mashed up styrofoam peanuts
BobbyMcR: now that's a meal
ManicPop: it really satisfies
BobbyMcR: not going anywhere for a while?
BobbyMcR: is no other food available?
ManicPop: will there be no other food available for two weeks?
BobbyMcR: packed with styrofoam peanuts, common household items really satisfy...
ManicPop: heh
ManicPop: i can see the commercial now
ManicPop: i can't think of a funny example
ManicPop: but just to let you know
ManicPop: i CAN see it
BobbyMcR: thanks
ManicPop: so
ManicPop: who likes stuff?
ManicPop: you know, in general
BobbyMcR: i love it!
ManicPop: alright!
* ManicPop does (heterosexual) "stuff" with brian
Styrofoam: sweet
Styrofoam: can I get in on that?
ManicPop: oh yeah!
ManicPop: "hop in!" (whatever that might mean in this case)
* Styrofoam boards the heterosexuality train
BobbyMcR: all aboard!!
BobbyMcR: [dance music plays]
BobbyMcR: c'mon ride the--HETEROSEXUALITY...--train...
BobbyMcR: hey ride it!
BobbyMcR: whoo! whoo!
BobbyMcR: i want to make these vegan pancakes
DelMonte: what do you want to make into vegan pancakes?
BobbyMcR: 2 cups whole wheat pastry flour; 1/2 cup cornmeal; 2 tbsp Ener-G egg replacer; 2 tsp baking powder; 1/2 tsp baking soda; 1/2 tsp cinnamon; 2 tbsp oil; 1 cup water; 1 cup soy milk; 1/8 cup maple syrup; 1/4 tsp apple cider vinegar
BobbyMcR: Mix dry ingredients together, then add remaining ingredients. Make sure all the ingredients are mixed together well. Batter should be spongy, not thick or runny. Preheat lightly oiled frying pan over medium heat. Pour a ladle full of batter into pan and cook on both sides until golden brown. Makes 5 large pancakes.
DelMonte: Excel-end
BobbyMcR: sounds g0d
BobbyMcR: i need N or G egg replacer, though
BobbyMcR: i haven't decided which one i want to replace
ManicPop: go with g
BobbyMcR: hmm
BobbyMcR: i'm leaning towards g
BobbyMcR: n is used more often
BobbyMcR: wouldn't want to replace it
ManicPop: so wow
ManicPop: this channel is being used
DelMonte: kind of like your ass
ManicPop: yay for stuff we can't talk about in #superdeluxe!
DelMonte: I started talking in this channel because I wanted a more intimate group in which to discuss [something]
ManicPop: yep
ManicPop: and then i, in turn, started talking about [something]
BobbyMcR: oh, and guys...
BobbyMcR: don't mention the pancakes outside of #ysib
DelMonte: yeah
DelMonte: it's a secret
ManicPop: i understand
BobbyMcR: thanks
BobbyMcR: i appreciate it
(minutes later, in #superdeluxe...)
ManicPop: so, i hear brian's making these vegan pancakes
ManicPop: wait
ManicPop: oh shit...
BobbyMcR: you son of a bitch!
ManicPop: i'm sorry!!
BobbyMcR: i thought i could trust you!!!
ManicPop: i just... got to talking... you know... and...
BobbyMcR: sigh
DelMonte: most agregious!
BobbyMcR: egregious
IHateAtHome: "it proved to be a breaking point for the boys in #ysib.."
IHateAtHome: "they never were the same to each other again."
BobbyMcR: can't fight my asshole...
BobbyMcR: dun-dun dun dun
Styrofoam: it's true
BobbyMcR: many have tried
Styrofoam: "A man cannot fight his own asshole." --Proverb
BobbyMcR: so true
Styrofoam: hey, here's a band that sucks: Time in Malta
Styrofoam: a good example of how decent guitar parts can be ruined by bad vocals
Styrofoam: the guitarist/drummer should kick the bassist/vocalist out and start a Hum cover band
BobbyMcR: wow, a simultaneous guitar/drum player
Styrofoam: yeah
Styrofoam: more amazingly, in a two-piece band, one guy can kick the other guy out
ManicPop: heh
ManicPop: that brings up an interesting situation
ManicPop: two guys in a band
ManicPop: they both contribute just as much to the writing process
ManicPop: and one guy doesn't want to play with the other guy anymore?
ManicPop: they split, but who "keeps the band"?
Styrofoam: nobody
Styrofoam: it's not allowed
ManicPop: it would be funny if they both continued as the band
ManicPop: both got a new guy
ManicPop: and both had the same name
Styrofoam: Simon and Garfunkel should do that
ManicPop: yeah
ManicPop: they contributed "equally" to the writing process
Styrofoam: heh
Styrofoam: alright, then, asshole...
Styrofoam: ummm
Styrofoam: bobby and antoine should do that, then
ManicPop: "you have to think of an example... i demand it!" -- me, earlier
Styrofoam: "examples are for coolholes" --me, now
Styrofoam: *sounds of urination* --me, momentarily
ManicPop: hey
ManicPop: me too!
ManicPop: my dad just changed the showerhead on the shower
ManicPop: and the old showerhead is sitting on the bathroom counter
ManicPop: whenever i go to pee, i keep wanting to pee through it
BobbyMcR: HAW
ManicPop: i don't know... i think it would be interesting to see urine streaming out of a showerhead
BobbyMcR: well, as nofx says
BobbyMcR: those dreaded wednesdays and saturdays...also know as--PEEING THROUGH A--shower--HEAD--days
ManicPop: hm
ManicPop: what does nofx say about them?
BobbyMcR: [they] hate them
ManicPop: hm
ManicPop: i guess i shouldn't do it then
Styrofoam: hmm
Styrofoam: I'd do it
ManicPop: i guess i just take nofx's advice to heart a bit more than you do, chris
Styrofoam: yeah
Styrofoam: I'm not a libertarian either
Styrofoam: but then... wait
Styrofoam: they can't be libertarians
Styrofoam: because they're for gun control...
BobbyMcR: they have some libertarian viewpoints
Styrofoam: ha... the 3-year-old argument with Josh is revived!
Styrofoam: yeah
Styrofoam: but they can't be *real* libertarians if they're for gun control, man
BobbyMcR: heh
BobbyMcR: just like you can't be a *real* vegan if you eat honey
Styrofoam: well, I think it's a little different
Styrofoam: a political party has a platform
Styrofoam: unlike a bunch of hippies (i.e. vegans)
BobbyMcR: you mean the green party?
Styrofoam: heh
Styrofoam: I dunno, ol' Ralph was down with native american whaling
ManicPop: that's it
ManicPop: i'm starting the "buncha hippiez party"
BobbyMcR: i vote we rename the party "buncha buncha hippiez"
ManicPop: who says you're in the party, asshole?
BobbyMcR: i do
Styrofoam: I'm in the party too
Styrofoam: in fact, I'm the president
BobbyMcR: i took the "party deed" when you weren't looking, so i own it
ManicPop: well considering i haven't made any rules yet, i guess you can induct yourselves
ManicPop: i should of thot this thru
BobbyMcR: hey, *I* make the rules
BobbyMcR: and i say the only rule is... there are no rules
ManicPop: i didn't make any rules saying you couldn't
ManicPop: shit!
ManicPop: that confuses things
BobbyMcR: strangely enough, rule #2 is "there are actually a couple rules, if you read further"
BobbyMcR: rule #3 is "this space for rent"
Styrofoam: "buncha buncha hippiez charter: Do as you will. That is the whole of the law."
BobbyMcR: and the final rule, rule #4 is "there is no rule #4"
Styrofoam: and the other final rule, rule #5 is "girls are not funny"
BobbyMcR: this is great
BobbyMcR: we finally own a political party
Styrofoam: yay
Styrofoam: I've always wanted one
BobbyMcR: with 1, 4, or 5 rules depending on how you look at it, none of which make any sense
Styrofoam: our candidate for 2004 is The Guy From Phish
ManicPop: 0, 1, 4 or 5
BobbyMcR: i suppose
BobbyMcR: which Guy From Phish?
Styrofoam: I dunno
Styrofoam: is there a fat guy?
Styrofoam: or is more than one of them fat?
ManicPop: sadly, i don't think they have any fat guys
Styrofoam: damn
BobbyMcR: damn
BobbyMcR: the munchies didn't fatten them up?
ManicPop: i can't remember the lead singer's name
Styrofoam: it'll have to be John Popper then...
* Styrofoam is handed a sheet of paper
Styrofoam: DAMN!
BobbyMcR: lowell, ma
BobbyMcR: good thing that guy was there to hand over that sheet
BobbyMcR: let's make him vice president
Styrofoam: hahaha
Styrofoam: "Vote Popper and Guy with Informative Sheet in 2004!"
BobbyMcR: i'll start printing up the bumper stickers
ManicPop: YOU are looking at A Super Nintendo NES systems, 2 games, . The system work and look great. The systems also come with 2 controllers, 1 power supply, and 1 RF switch. The games are:PRIMAL RAGE COMES WITH THE OFFICAL PLAYERS GUIDE THE OTHE GAME IS TECMO SUPER BOWEL
ManicPop: i can't wait to play "tecmo super bowel"
IHateAtHome: haha
BobbyMcR: HAW
BobbyMcR: that wasn't a very popular game
ManicPop: your character "like... really has to take a shit, dude"... and you have to navigate him through a maze to the nearest toilet
ManicPop: it's that time of year again
ManicPop: FUCK YOU MERRY CHRISTMAS FUCK YOU
BobbyMcR: heh
BobbyMcR: i love that one
ManicPop: copy and paste the message to your friends!
BobbyMcR: let me paste this to my friends!!
BobbyMcR: FUCK YOU MERRY CHRISTMAS FUCK YOU
BobbyMcR: SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*** Joins: NikkiKixx (badgadjit@12.229.78.1)
BobbyMcR: look hoo it is
NikkiKixx: who is it?
BobbyMcR: my friend and yours, nick cates
B1azeofG1ory: mine too?
NikkiKixx: nope i am no ones friend i am "irc bastard!"
NikkiKixx: screw everyone!
BobbyMcR: shit
BobbyMcR: i'm so alone
BobbyMcR: :`(
B1azeofG1ory: I <3 you Brian
BobbyMcR: YES
NikkiKixx: im sorry, in the words of shaun mullins, everything is going to be alirght.....oh rockabye. im getting teary eyed
BobbyMcR: you have made my day
BobbyMcR: hah!!
B1azeofG1ory: I try...
BobbyMcR: shaun mullins is my favorite!!
BobbyMcR: i love his storytelling style
BobbyMcR: a song isn't just a song...it's an epic
ManicPop: especially the part about frosted flakes
NikkiKixx: you know brian, its hard to play a gig in this town and keep a straight face
BobbyMcR: yeah
BobbyMcR: kind of like nashville
BobbyMcR: with ONE IMPORTANT DIFFERENCE!
BobbyMcR: WITH A TAN!
BobbyMcR: do you hear me?!
NikkiKixx: hehe
NikkiKixx: oh man
NikkiKixx: that really hits me right there *points at his tricep*
BobbyMcR: wow
BobbyMcR: you're ripped
NikkiKixx: hehe or somethign
NikkiKixx: so how about those seahawks?
BobbyMcR: i hate sports, and i hate all people who talk about them
NikkiKixx: so dude did you hear they traded for some player that plays a key position
BobbyMcR: man
BobbyMcR: that player was our star player
NikkiKixx: hey!
NikkiKixx: i thought you hated me :)
BobbyMcR: i hope the key position he played can be filled by an equally good player
BobbyMcR: let us put aside our differences
B1azeofG1ory: oh, theres a new rookie...he did well in college
BobbyMcR: and hope that our local team can beat the crosstown rivals
B1azeofG1ory: hey, the crosstown rival team's star veteran player is out with an injury
B1azeofG1ory: we might even make it to the tournament that decides the champion of the sport they play
BobbyMcR: hmm
BobbyMcR: if only they could win the highest regional game in that particular sport
B1azeofG1ory: very good point
BobbyMcR: then they would have a chance at the final series of the sport
BobbyMcR: and get the highest honor bestowed upon winners of this deciding game
BobbyMcR: this highest honor has eluded us for several years
B1azeofG1ory: and each player could recieve the token that denotes this honor
BobbyMcR: yes
BobbyMcR: perhaps a commemorative uniform or replica token could be manufactured, which fans of the sport could buy to celebrate their victory
B1azeofG1ory: and if it is a clothing item, that item could be on sale for no more than 99 cents after time has elapsed since the victory
B1azeofG1ory: and in time the only people wearing these items will smell like smoke and drink heavily
B1azeofG1ory: and the item will, of course, not fit
NikkiKixx: THERE IS NO TIME FOR FOOD WHEN SPORTS ARE THE TOPIC OF DISCUSSION
B1azeofG1ory: and will have holes in it because of of gratuitous wear
BobbyMcR: of course
BobbyMcR: so anyway, i figure if we can pull out this victory, we can all buy tickets to go to the arena or stadium where the beloved team plays their sport
B1azeofG1ory: there will be scalpers for sure!
B1azeofG1ory: we could get tickets for this event at "bargain" prices!
palkyle: we should get brian
BobbyMcR: and i'll reimburse d00dz with gas up the ass
Styrofoam: smoove
Styrofoam: where we B. chilln tonite?
BobbyMcR: perhaps you didn't hear me correctly
BobbyMcR: UP THE ASS
Styrofoam: oh
Styrofoam: how long does it take to get up the ass?
Styrofoam: it doesn't seem like it would take much gas to get up one's ass
palkyle: at least a gallon
palkyle: i think you can get drunk from that
BobbyMcR: drunk from gas up the ass?
Styrofoam: you'd probably be intoxicated in some way
Styrofoam: possibly by dying
BobbyMcR: well, by definition
BobbyMcR: a crush must hurt
palkyle: "high"
BobbyMcR: and they do
palkyle: the question is, how high?
Styrofoam: what's that Frome?
BobbyMcR: that dog.
Styrofoam: which dog?
BobbyMcR: *points up your ass*
Styrofoam: wow
Styrofoam: I thought the gasoline would deter dogs
Styrofoam: my plan backfired
BobbyMcR: you can say that again!!
BobbyMcR: BACKfired!!! HAW!!!!!!!!
Styrofoam: I just hope the fire on my back doesn't spread to my ass
BobbyMcR: that would be disastrous
BobbyMcR: dis-ASS-trous that is!!!
BobbyMcR: HAW!!!!!!!!
Styrofoam: that was a fantASStic joke!
palkyle: i'll come back when this is done
Styrofoam: yay, monkey rap mp3!!!
BobbyMcR: it's bomb
BobbyMcR: unfortunately, it's the original
BobbyMcR: the melee version is diff.
Styrofoam: hmm... this isn't quite as lame, somehow
Styrofoam: it seems more video-gamish
Styrofoam: the melee version seems more like they're trying to make it a real rap song
Styrofoam: this version sounds like the guys on the development team are rappin' it
BobbyMcR: and that's gotta gotta gotta go
ManicPop: damn, bitch
ManicPop: fuckin' donkey kong
ManicPop: he be settin the record straight, nigga
Styrofoam: "this kong's one hell of a guy" is pretty risque
BobbyMcR: whoa
BobbyMcR: that knocked me off my fucking ass
palkile: what's anthony doing?
BobbyMcR: [makes jacking off motion]
BobbyMcR: he was talking on AIM
palkile: to you?
BobbyMcR: yeah
palkile: well, i guess he doesn't want to talk to me [sad face]
BobbyMcR: earlier
BobbyMcR: as of 5 minutes ago
BobbyMcR: too bad there's no better way to make a sad face on the internet
palkile: :'(
palkile: okay, I'm going to bed. I"ll see you tomorrow
BobbyMcR: WILL YOU??
palkile: see if anthony wants to come over for bros and stir fry tomorrow
BobbyMcR: he'll see it in his buffer...
ManicPop: hey
ManicPop: people are talking here
BobbyMcR: haw!!
ManicPop: and here i'm being stupid talking on aim
BobbyMcR: what a dipass
BobbyMcR: yep
BobbyMcR: scroll up to see kyle's ANGRY MESSAGE TO YOU!!!!
BobbyMcR: it's the ANGRIEST INVITATION TO DINNER EVER!
ManicPop: FUCK!
ManicPop: i'll come... but only because I'M SURE I'LL BE HUNGRY!!!
ManicPop: actually... eh... i will probably come
ManicPop: i might have "obligations"
ManicPop: but i will make a valiant effort
BobbyMcR: well, aren't you prince valiant
ManicPop: yeah
ManicPop: what was he in, again?
BobbyMcR: a comic
ManicPop: oh
ManicPop: right
ManicPop: i was thinking a fairy tale
ManicPop: but that's prince charming, among others
BobbyMcR: way to know who you are!!
ManicPop: i've beaten classic and adventure mode with all characters
ManicPop: and i'm working on all-star mode now
BobbyMcR: try gay-ass mode next
ManicPop: to unlock gay-ass mode, you have to beat event 51 using luigi's pink outfit
BobbyMcR: sounds like a plan
palkile: hey, who are you?
B1azeofG1ory: me?
palkile: yeah
B1azeofG1ory: I am Bobby
B1azeofG1ory: why?
palkile: oh, ok
B1azeofG1ory: who are you?
palkile: kyle
BobbyMcR: bobby, kyle
BobbyMcR: kyle, bobby
B1azeofG1ory: I assumed that but figured I would still go through the formalities
palkile: irc chat is the most formal place. . . ever
BobbyMcR: i'm wearing a tie
BobbyMcR: i expect the rest of you are in proper attire?
B1azeofG1ory: Im wearing a tie...
B1azeofG1ory: and only a tie
BobbyMcR: there's a strict dress code here
BobbyMcR: that works for me!
palkile: i'm wearing a tie but no pants
B1azeofG1ory: hey...I still have the tie
palkile: *steals tie*
B1azeofG1ory: damn!
IHateAtHome: hey guys, my friend jessica finally emailed me
IHateAtHome: let me tell you, she's QUITE happy to hear from me
IHateAtHome: Hey baby... heres my webcam link u asked for.... u can watch me play with myself live all night=)
IHateAtHome: http://www.my-naughty-site.com
IHateAtHome: Theres also lots of juicy pix and videos of me getting fucked there as well to tempt your tasty cock....
ManicPop: hm
ManicPop: you think she'd get tired of playing with herself live all night
ManicPop: i mean, she didn't even specify a time... she'd really have to do that all night
BobbyMcR: you know
ManicPop: what if she needs a break or something?
IHateAtHome: she's hoping i'll get distracted by her juicy pix, and possibly the videos of her getting fucked, so she can take a break
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*** ManicPop sets mode: +o Lizadrin6
ManicPop: i wouldn't mind watching that
ManicPop: lizadrin6!
IHateAtHome: good to see 2 of the 6 made it
ManicPop: there's actually 54 lizadrins
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*** Lizadrin6 is now known as Lizadrin
BobbyMcR: where have all the lizadrins gone
IHateAtHome: i remember back in my day, there was a lizadrin on every corner
IHateAtHome: now..well, we have only one
BobbyMcR: and occasionally, 6
IHateAtHome: true
IHateAtHome: but usually, one
BobbyMcR: and julie said fuck
BobbyMcR: fuck said julie
BobbyMcR: fuck around until my return...
BobbyMcR: i like that version better
ManicPop: heh
ManicPop: the definition of fuck was something we had yet to learn
ManicPop: but we tried to do it anyway!
BobbyMcR: it's so true
ManicPop: now that would be interesting
BobbyMcR: yes
ManicPop: i'd like to see the video to that song!
BobbyMcR: yes
BobbyMcR: with young children
BobbyMcR: since they are assumed to be young, given the tone of the song
ManicPop: super ass brothers melee
BobbyMcR: yeah, ASS
BobbyMcR: MAN
ManicPop: more like STUPID ass brothers melee
ManicPop: !!
BobbyMcR: YEAH!!!!
BobbyMcR: THAT'S SO MUCH MORE LIKE IT
ManicPop: i sure took the non-insulting name and turned it insulting!
BobbyMcR: D00D
BobbyMcR: like that guy who was named asshole
BobbyMcR: you know...speed is actually a good action movie
Styrofoam: true
Styrofoam: I'm glad you can admit this
BobbyMcR: don't pay attention to sandra bullock, if possible
Styrofoam: yeah
Styrofoam: she isn't required to act much, which is a good thing
Styrofoam: kinda like keanu in the matrix
Styrofoam: I like the fact that the guy from Dumb and Dumber gets killed
Styrofoam: that doesn't happen enough in movies
BobbyMcR: heh
BobbyMcR: jeff daniels?
Styrofoam: yeah
Styrofoam: I knew it was jeff something
Styrofoam: just couldn't come up with it
Styrofoam: actually, there's nothing wrong with ol' jeff
Styrofoam: he was in arachnophobia, which gets the thumbs-up
Styrofoam: as well as Disaster in Time, which is little known but also cool
Styrofoam: ...turkey
BobbyMcR: are you saying jeff daniels should be killed more often?
BobbyMcR: or that good guys in general should die more often?
Styrofoam: well, just that jeff daniels died for once
Styrofoam: he usually lives through movies
Styrofoam: I wonder if he's ever been killed in any other movie
Styrofoam: I wonder if keanu ever died in a movie
Styrofoam: does he die in The Watcher?
BobbyMcR: maybe in that snuff film he was in
Styrofoam: it's a likely candidate
ManicPop: he died in "the candidate"?
Styrofoam: yeah
Styrofoam: he was 8
BobbyMcR: maybe he was 7
BobbyMcR: i feel all classical and shit, playing newer_song.mid bass part
Styrofoam: merry christmas, you filthy animal
Styrofoam: and a happy new year
* Styrofoam shoots you
Styrofoam: haw
Styrofoam: you know what you can do with your classical shit...
Styrofoam: you can stick it with your OTHER shit!
Styrofoam: (in your hallway closet!!!!)
BobbyMcR: under my bed/
* Styrofoam takes gold ribbon in the joke race
Styrofoam: er
Styrofoam: -ribbon
ManicPop: you just disqualified yourself
Styrofoam: shit
* Styrofoam kills all in attendance
ManicPop: you just won by default
BobbyMcR: alright!
BobbyMcR: i was cheering for you!
Styrofoam: despite disqualification
BobbyMcR: [i'm dead now]
Styrofoam: it's like being in line for president
Styrofoam: or... hmm
Styrofoam: in the land of the dead, the man who is just disqualified is king
ManicPop: Has dating Pamela Anderson tamed Kid Rock? The outlandish rap-rocker recently admitted that he's stopped wearing his trademark fur coats in deference to his new sweetheart, a spokeswoman for PETA, or People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. Instead, he's been sporting faux fur. "I try not to wear real fur anymore. It's not like I'm changing my way of life, it's like, out of respect I don't do that. I still eat meat and all that though," he said.
BobbyMcR: whew
BobbyMcR: that's a relief
BobbyMcR: still eating meat
ManicPop: i was afraid he might turn into one of those PUSSY vegetarians
Styrofoam: shit
ManicPop: don't let that bitch hold you down, kid!
Styrofoam: yeah
Styrofoam: as nice as it would be to have Kid Rock on our side of the intellectual battle
ManicPop: hehe
ManicPop: hey man
ManicPop: we have kevin nealon
ManicPop: that's all the star power necessary
Styrofoam: haha
BobbyMcR: hah
BobbyMcR: woody harrelson is good enough
Styrofoam: lawl
BobbyMcR: i'm inclined to believe that weird al is the best we've got right now!
Styrofoam: russel simmons
Styrofoam: that's a good guy
BobbyMcR: def comedy jayam?
Styrofoam: yeah
BobbyMcR: what about him?
Styrofoam: mr. hip hop producer johnson
Styrofoam: he's vegan
ManicPop: "kid rock does a fucking backflip off the stage"
BobbyMcR: haw!
ManicPop: "kid rock picks up a fucking guitar"
ManicPop: "kid rock enjoys a delicious salad with spinach, walnuts, and a light vinagrette dressing"
Styrofoam: hopefully kid rock won't stop doing fucking backflips off the stage just because Pamela Anderson doesn't do fucking backflips off the stage
Styrofoam: haw!!
* Styrofoam flips Anthony off the stage, onto his ASS
ManicPop: SHIT
* Styrofoam flips Anthony off (the stage)
Styrofoam: you know what's weird?
Styrofoam: when you see a guy, and think "hey, I find that guy attractive," and then it turns out to be a girl
Styrofoam: then you can be like "yes! I'm still heterosexual!"
BobbyMcR: hmm
BobbyMcR: hasn't happened
Styrofoam: it's probably rare
ManicPop: i would find finding a girl who looks a like a guy attractive more disturbing than anything else
ManicPop: that was a wonderfully-worded sentence
* BobbyMcR gives anthony a First Prize ribbon
Styrofoam: hmm
Styrofoam: I dunno, androgenous-looking chicks can be hot
Styrofoam: KATE MOSS, for example, asshole
BobbyMcR: gyn
Styrofoam: whatev0r
Styrofoam: OBVIOUSLY the word origins would demand gyn, as andro=man and gyn=woman... but FUCK YOU WORD ORIGINSSSSS
ManicPop: mmm
ManicPop: i think the height of my kate obsession was about two or three years ago
ManicPop: but still, mm
Styrofoam: hmm
Styrofoam: a while after the height of my claire danes... look-at-pictures-of-tion
Styrofoam: but then... that was the last stand of me being entertained by celebrities
ManicPop: oh it has nothing to do with not being entertained by celebrities
ManicPop: i just... i think i've seen every picture of her there is
Styrofoam: but more are always being taken
ManicPop: i'm always excited when something new comes along
ManicPop: yeah
* Styrofoam subtly points at his hand
BobbyMcR: celebs are who-cares-a-rrific
Styrofoam: heh
Styrofoam: yes, I couldn't agree more
Styrofoam: at the end of the Joseph Fiennes, that's where I will always be, if you need to find me, just go to the end of the Joseph Fiennes
BobbyMcR: haw
BobbyMcR: related to ralph?
Styrofoam: yeah
Styrofoam: joe = shakespeare in love, etc.
BobbyMcR: ah, right
BobbyMcR: he sure does look Fiennes
Styrofoam: yep, pretty Haught
BobbyMcR: i was commenting on the resemblance
Styrofoam: I was commenting on his resemblance to Matt Haught
Styrofoam: i don't know what you're talking about
BobbyMcR: right...
Styrofoam: don't tell me that wasn't your joke....
Styrofoam: I don't believe it
Styrofoam: all the old MP3-hosting webpages that I had linked on this computer are gone!
Styrofoam: what a surprise!
BobbyMcR: yeah
BobbyMcR: mp3 hosting webpages are sure 'bustling,' what with all the file sharing services
Styrofoam: punk mp3 o' the week!
Styrofoam: what happened to you?!?!
BobbyMcR: louie anderson is fat
Styrofoam: that explains it
Styrofoam: sam kinneson was fat when he was alive
Styrofoam: now, probably not
BobbyMcR: i watched family feud today
BobbyMcR: i wonder why they let that guy on camera
Styrofoam: I'm sorry
BobbyMcR: he looks like humpty dumpty
Styrofoam: haha
Styrofoam: heh... lol
BobbyMcR: he couldn't even do radio...his voice is awful
BobbyMcR: what i'm saying is...we should execute this man
Styrofoam: maybe he'll hang himself
BobbyMcR: if you're not fit for any part of the media...
Styrofoam: just to keep the tradition
Styrofoam: but then, his head would pop off... so he won't
Styrofoam: I bet that's why they hired him
BobbyMcR: haw!
palkile: i should go to bed
palkile: i'm not sure why
palkile: but i should
BobbyMcR: okay...
BobbyMcR: do what your heart tells you
Styrofoam: what a bedhead
BobbyMcR: even if that means killing others
Styrofoam: as long as they aren't significant others
Styrofoam: they won't make a difference at the end of the calculations
BobbyMcR: but compared to the universe, we're all insignificant
palkile: night
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Styrofoam: the universe could kick our asses
Styrofoam: the universe has more talent than we'll ever have
BobbyMcR: heh
BobbyMcR: don't want to be...the...universe...
BobbyMcR: don't want to drive around in a hearse
Styrofoam: don't wanna live in it... don't wanna give a shit
Styrofoam: don't want to be... the universe
BobbyMcR: to conserve humor, i vote we stop here
Styrofoam: hmm
Styrofoam: I've always voted liberal
Styrofoam: the universe
Styrofoam: the universe
Styrofoam: the universe
Styrofoam: the universe
BobbyMcR: i never studied law
Styrofoam: click, click, zipowwwww
Styrofoam: alright, asshole
Styrofoam: you've driven me to this...
*** Quits: Styrofoam (Quit: later, I'm not the guy from cameo)
*** Quits: BobbyMcR (Quit: xx987x [bass note: E] <-- scary!)
ManicPop: did you check my new LJ interests?
BobbyMcR: no
BobbyMcR: crossfire, crossfyah!, crosssfyah!!
ManicPop: too bad it won't let you do caps
BobbyMcR: heh
BobbyMcR: yeah, then you could have even more contrast
BobbyMcR: but it works as is
BobbyMcR: just make sure you don't ever have any interests starting with crossf[j-x]
BobbyMcR: or else you 'break it'
ManicPop: right
ManicPop: crossfucking, for example
BobbyMcR: heh
BobbyMcR: that would work
ManicPop: luckily i'm not interested in that at all
BobbyMcR: whew
BobbyMcR: crossfucking... you'll get caught up in the...
* ManicPop is away, you'll get caught up in the [work until 11:30pm PST] [log:OFF] [page:ON]
BobbyMcR: i sure will
BobbyMcR: hey! where are you taking me???
BobbyMcR: nooo...
* BobbyMcR is dragged away
ManicPop: heigh
ManicPop: any "s" goin' down tonight?
BobbyMcR: haw
BobbyMcR: 's'?
ManicPop: or "shit" if you will
BobbyMcR: GASP!!
ManicPop: heee
BobbyMcR: there should be s
palkile: my plans tonight are to a) shower. b) eat these mushrooms i bought, chris jenkins style
BobbyMcR: my plans include a from above, and c) doing something with you guys
BobbyMcR: it is unclear why i had to use c, since it was my list
ManicPop: my plans include c from brian's list, except including brian and not including me
BobbyMcR: my plans include [NO IDENTIFIER] from anthony's list, excluding anthony and including me
BobbyMcR: so there!
palkile: . . . c) take a nap
ManicPop: so you don't want to do something with me?
BobbyMcR: i like myself
palkile: so what did you guys do today?
ManicPop: and you want to mention yourself when making a list of people to hang out with?
ManicPop: i slept
BobbyMcR: i always do
BobbyMcR: i'm a me-first type of guy
BobbyMcR: this might be helpful
BobbyMcR: http://www.mkdata.dk/click/hardware/module2e2.htm
ManicPop: "With the advent of the 486 processor, demand increased for more RAM."
ManicPop: great sentence there
BobbyMcR: yes
BobbyMcR: don't make fun of them...they're danish
ManicPop: shit
ManicPop: they'll fuck me up
BobbyMcR: i thought i was hungry, and then i ate something...but now i feel too full
BobbyMcR: what is happening to me?!?!?!
* BobbyMcR raises hands toward the sky
ManicPop: that's never happened to anyone else before ever
BobbyMcR: i know
BobbyMcR: it's called brian rogers syndrome
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NikkiKixx: anthony: this is for you dear. http://www.bestbuy.com/videogames/promo.asp?m=937&cat=&p=1924&pt=pr have good day :)
*** Parts: NikkiKixx (badgadjit@12-229-78-1.client.attbi.com)
* ManicPop has returned. #[#gone#:#4h44m32s#]#
ManicPop: haw
ManicPop: that's not "misleading" at all
(the next day, after many livejournal posts and comments...)
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NikkiKixx: i swear to god, NO MORE TALKING ABOUT VIDEO GAME SYSTEMS.
NikkiKixx: if i see another post about technical specs on gamecube or xbox or ps2 or the virtual boy or something. im gonna start hating video games. i dont care about your gamecube, you need to understand im about half serious most of the time if that. i wrote that post in my livejournal before the new years party as a, what? JOKE. i dont care about gamecubes power, let alone xbox's power. it doesnt matter. and it should matter this much too yo
NikkiKixx: so therefore: no more talking about video games.
NikkiKixx: please.
*** Quits: NikkiKixx (Quit: and all that i see is the years, somewhere out in space, and its time for deliverance!)
* ManicPop is away, #playing my GAMECUBE which is SUPERIOR to the XBOX# #[#log#:#OFF#]# #[#page#:#ON#]#
therearenounusednicknames: good lord!
therearenounusednicknames: nick has gone psychotic
therearenounusednicknames: (he's obviously a sore loser)
* ManicPop has returned. #[#gone#:#45m3s#]#
ManicPop: it's not that he's a sore loser
ManicPop: if he knew about the xbox, he could easily hold his own
ManicPop: the fact is... he knows that "like, microsoft says this is the best, so it is" and i actually know some technical background of both systems
ManicPop: so i can argue my point
* ManicPop is away, #bros# #[#log#:#OFF#]# #[#page#:#ON#]#
therearenounusednicknames: hehe..when i first saw the add for the billy joel/elton john concert, i was like "what the?!?! face to face is opening for these guys??"
Styrofoam: hahaha
Styrofoam: I probably would have too, had I seen that flyer
Styrofoam: it took me a second to get it
therearenounusednicknames: because it says "ELTON JOHN -- BILLY JOEL -- FACE TO FACE"..for those in nonunderstandment
BobbyMcR: oh
ManicPop: ah
BobbyMcR: i se
ManicPop: excellent
ManicPop: even more surprising than face to face opening... actually, elton john and billy joel actually stood face to face the entire show
ManicPop: making it difficult for the crowd to see them
therearenounusednicknames: they played different songs simultaneously too
BobbyMcR: wow
BobbyMcR: what a show!
*** Quits: SmashySmashy (Quit: you really can't stop the boot)
ManicPop: since shane just quit, it will make the "#YSIB" window red on brian's screen
ManicPop: but he probably won't check it
ManicPop: because he doesn't expect anyone to talk in here
ManicPop: so i can talk shit about him
ManicPop: whatta dumbass
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*** Quits: Ermack (Quit: she appears composed, so she is, i suppose...who can really tell?)
*** Joins: SmashySmashy (shane@c1113060-a.fedwy1.wa.home.com)
BobbyMcR: HAWWWWWWWWWWW
BobbyMcR: OH MY FUCKING GOD
ManicPop: that's right, man... and you didn't even notice!
BobbyMcR: do you realize what this means?
ManicPop: your gay
ManicPop: ?
SmashySmashy: buh
ManicPop: *** Quits: SmashySmashy (Quit: you really can't stop the boot)
ManicPop: <ManicPop> since shane just quit, it will make the "#YSIB" window red on brian's screen
ManicPop: <ManicPop> but he probably won't check it
ManicPop: <ManicPop> because he doesn't expect anyone to talk in here
ManicPop: <ManicPop> so i can talk shit about him
ManicPop: <ManicPop> whatta dumbass
SmashySmashy: haha
ManicPop: yeah, man... i told that guy what's up!
BobbyMcR: AZ has stricter-er laws, eh?
Styrofoam: yeah
Styrofoam: even 17.999 + 18.001 = sexual misdemeanor
ManicPop: wow
BobbyMcR: heh
ManicPop: that would be difficult to coordinate
ManicPop: but worth it!
Styrofoam: heh
BobbyMcR: i soak the tofu in shoyu overnight
DelMonte: did someone shoyu how to do that?!?!?!?!?!
* BobbyMcR shows DelMonte how to kill himself
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KF: WHO IS YOUR MASTER?
KF: KILLER FIST IS, BITCH
*** Quits: KF (Client Quit)
*** Joins: KF1 (ysibfan@AC9A5A34.ipt.aol.com)
BobbyMcR: alex?
KF1: FIST WILL KICK YO ASS
BobbyMcR: oh, this guy
BobbyMcR: hey, shane, wake up!
BobbyMcR: so does this "FIST" even exist?
Ermack: KILLER FIST!
KF1: BIOTCH
KF1: BETTA WATCH OUT
BobbyMcR: i mean, should i be scared and start hiding out in that bombshelter i purchased immediately after reading the guestbook?
Ermack: shit..he's gonna fuck us up
BobbyMcR: let me make sure i have some canned food here
KF1: YOU CAN'T STEP WITH THE FIST HITS MICROPHONE
BobbyMcR: well, i suppose he's got a point there
Ermack: at least my email isn't mynutzin@yourmouth.com
BobbyMcR: no, that was the WEBSITE
BobbyMcR: see, shane? websites have @s in them, now
Ermack: oh, shit
Ermack: you know why? because KILLER FIST ordered it so
BobbyMcR: DUMBASS! SHANE SHALL DIE WITH FIST IN YOUR MOTHER FUCKING SKULL
Ermack: HOLY SHIT
Ermack: I CANT STEP TO THIS SHIT BECAUSE IT IS THE KILLER FIST MOTHERFUCKER
Famous: hey
Famous: is the KILLER FIST in the house?
Famous: i was just wondering...
BobbyMcR: THATS MOTHERFUCKING RIGHT, MOTHERFUCKER!!
Famous: oh
Famous: that's good to know
BobbyMcR: DIE WITH FIST IN YOUR NUTZ, WHICH ARE IN YOUR MOUTH
Ermack: yeah..i hear they rock the focking world
KF1: YOU RAG PONIES CAN'T STEP WITH THE DoMINION KF STANDS TALL
BobbyMcR: the old dominion?
BobbyMcR: what is that, virginia?
Famous: you know, come to think of it, that's true
BobbyMcR: rag ponies??
KF1: THE BROTHERHOOD FIST
KF1: ROCK THE MIC AND FLAG THE BIOTCH
BobbyMcR: oh, TEXAS! got it
BobbyMcR: so what does the KILLER FIST flag look like?
BobbyMcR: somebody's nuts and big cartoonish hand?
Ermack: haha
Famous: one of you needs to draw that out and send it to this guy
BobbyMcR: heh
Famous: j.m.l. could probably do it better though
BobbyMcR: let's get him on the job!
BobbyMcR: he's not busy
BobbyMcR: so...the KILLER FIST doesn't like to talk much, eh?
Ermack: i think KILLER FIST is a SLOW TYPER
BobbyMcR: heh
Famous: yeah, it's hard to type when you have your hands permenently clinched into a fist
Ermack: yeah..holding someone's nuts, no less
BobbyMcR: heh
KF1: WHEN THE KF HITS YOUR TOWN BOW DOWN CUZ YOULL GET THROWN OFF STAGE
KF1: BOW TO THE DOMINION
BobbyMcR: why would i be on stage at a KILLER FIST show??
KF1: PEACE
*** Quits: KF1 (Leaving)
Ermack: ahh..you'll never know
Ermack: you almost had him cornered
*** Joins: KF (ysibfan@AC8B3997.ipt.aol.com)
KF: FIST!
KF: CATCH THE FIST AT THE EMPORIUM THIS THURSDAY!
KF: BIATCH!
*** Quits: KF (Leaving)
* Famous is away, bed [log:OFF] [page:ON]
*** Joins: YSIBFan (ysibfan@AC834E09.ipt.aol.com)
YSIBFan: FISTBIATCH!
YSIBFan: WE GON KICK YOUR ASSES!
YSIBFan: FIST 4 EVA!
YSIBFan: FUCKING SEE US AT THE EMPORIUM!
*** Quits: YSIBFan (Leaving)
BobbyMcR: my computer's slowly killing itself though
BobbyMcR: it may be time to restart
BobbyMcR: plus, i have an ide controller and new hard drive to install
BobbyMcR: and this CD audio splitter
BobbyMcR: so you can hook two CD devices to your sound card
Ermac: ooh..good idea
BobbyMcR: jesus bought it at some store near his condo[m]
BobbyMcR: so i PAYED him back for it
BobbyMcR: it's like $10
Ermac: you should have payed him forward for it
BobbyMcR: i did
BobbyMcR: i bought 3 people cd audio splitters
Ermac: <random guy> wow!! thanks!! how can i ever repay you??
BobbyMcR: just buy 3 people audio splitters
Ermac: :') what a beautiful world
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geektypique: hey i just like to say that i really liked your song "plain sucker"
BobbyMcR: wow. that would be quite a compliment if that song existed
geektypique: im just that one person
geektypique: wasnt it called plain sucker? it sounded more like it
BobbyMcR: huh?
BobbyMcR: ohhh
BobbyMcR: playin' soccer
BobbyMcR: right, heh
BobbyMcR: yeah, that's a good one
BobbyMcR: took all of 2 minutes to write and record
ShaneThomas: 3465
ShaneThomas: 1882
ShaneThomas: 737
BobbyMcR: wow
ShaneThomas: 153!
BobbyMcR: whoaaaa
ShaneThomas: ahhh!
ShaneThomas: now, i'm at 8, as a true inbox should be
BobbyMcR: my inbox is 'true'
BobbyMcR: and it has 52
ShaneThomas: hmm
ShaneThomas: maybe i'm being too close-minded
BobbyMcR: yeah
BobbyMcR: you only have 1 type of inbox
BobbyMcR: you only have 1 type of e-mail message...
ShaneThomas: yeah, but it's the type that i grew up with!
BobbyMcR: come crash on my shore...
BobbyMcR: midi style!!
ManicPop: i will
BobbyMcR: thank you for your cooperation
ManicPop: time to play pikmin
BobbyMcR: heh
BobbyMcR: he spelled pokemon wrong
ManicPop: you spelled pokémon wrong
BobbyMcR: you spelled pokémön wrong
ManicPop: let's agree to disagree
ManicPop: whatever that might mean in this case
BobbyMcR: alright
BobbyMcR: it means the parties exchange insults and go on their way
ManicPop: screw you, asshole
BobbyMcR: you son of a bitch
BobbyMcR: damn
BobbyMcR: i'd have so many more albums if napster were around
NikkiKixx: cant you use audiogalaxy? i mean its not as good, but it works ok for most indie stuff.
BobbyMcR: yeah
BobbyMcR: i use it
BobbyMcR: but napster was so easy... :`( i miss the glory days
NikkiKixx: and fast!
BobbyMcR: and packed with peanuts
BobbyMcR: napster really satisfies
NikkiKixx: hehe
NikkiKixx: theres a hunger inside youuuu
BobbyMcR: not goin' anywhere for a while?
NikkiKixx: hehe
NikkiKixx: oh brian, youre a silly goose
BobbyMcR: correct
BobbyMcR: so
BobbyMcR: stuff, eh
NikkiKixx: stuff indeed
ManicPop: stuff.
BobbyMcR: so we're in agreement
ManicPop: stuff all around the board
NikkiKixx: can someone pass the stuff sauce?
BobbyMcR: stuff sauce... it's how stuff is done
BobbyMcR: page90.htm - page97.htm broken
BobbyMcR: http://computela.com/shane/newpics/page99.htm broken
BobbyMcR: 100, 101, 102 broken
therearenounusednicknames: yeah, a lot of the later stuff is broken because fawking ftpx is an asshole
therearenounusednicknames: and then ws_ftp joined in
BobbyMcR: wow
therearenounusednicknames: <ws_ftp> hey, i just got here, what are we doin? <ftpx> we're being assholes!!! <ws_ftp> oh..yay!!
BobbyMcR: they're hip to the cause
ManicPop: wow, conan really doesn't do skits like this
therearenounusednicknames: caught me by surprise
ManicPop: usually it's "i'm just doing my show... what's goin' on?"
therearenounusednicknames: it amuses me how he's always the "wacky guy" until he has someone else on, then he's always the straight guy
therearenounusednicknames: except the songs he used to do
ManicPop: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
BobbyMcR: THERE IS MORE THAN ONE (1) JOKE HERE
therearenounusednicknames: sad
ManicPop: okay, this had better have a clever ending
therearenounusednicknames: alas
ManicPop: nope
BobbyMcR: zee
therearenounusednicknames: "can't win 'em all"
therearenounusednicknames: "especially not that skit"
BobbyMcR: the day one skit wins 'em all is the day i retire as coloner
BobbyMcR: colonel
* BobbyMcR retires due to that typo
* therearenounusednicknames seconds that retirement
* BobbyMcR says, "Hey, why do you need to second a retirement?"
therearenounusednicknames: uh..you obviously can't retire without some sort of backing
BobbyMcR: i think it would be cool to be on a host that allowed CGI
BobbyMcR: now that i know the basics of how to use that bowlshit
therearenounusednicknames: yea..most do nowadays
BobbyMcR: freeservers allows bullhellish cgi
BobbyMcR: dupid stuff that is pre-approved
BobbyMcR: i guess there are 'security issues'
therearenounusednicknames: there's the widely circulated "root access to the server that hosts you" cgi script
BobbyMcR: oh, yes
BobbyMcR: i forgot about that
BobbyMcR: in perl, i believe you use the get_root_access() function from cgi-lib.pm
BobbyMcR: it's just that easy!
therearenounusednicknames: oh no!! you've just threatened the security of THE INTERNET!!!
BobbyMcR: here's a sample script:
BobbyMcR: #!/usr/bin/perl
BobbyMcR: use CGI qw/:standard/;
BobbyMcR: get_root_access();
BobbyMcR: format_hard_drive();
BobbyMcR: delete(theInternet);
therearenounusednicknames: "Free CGI access! Please, do not install the "Get Root Access from the Server that Hosts You" script!"
BobbyMcR: haw
therearenounusednicknames: who knew they'd let cgi get so powerful
BobbyMcR: oh, and never mind that "format_hard_drive()" would also end up erasing the script currently running
BobbyMcR: um... yeah...
therearenounusednicknames: self-destructing!
therearenounusednicknames: it would somehow finish before doing that
BobbyMcR: even if this did work (WHICH IT W00D)...
BobbyMcR: yeah
BobbyMcR: and the internet would be deleted just like that
BobbyMcR: i don't blame them for disabling cgi!!
ManicPop: disney's snow dogs
ManicPop: i can't wait
ManicPop: cuba gooding, jr... he's "on fire"
BobbyMcR: remind me to record
BobbyMcR: i'll probably be working on the site
therearenounusednicknames: WHO LET THA DOGS OUT
therearenounusednicknames: i'm glad hollywood thinks we're still interested in matrix parodies and the baha men
therearenounusednicknames: and, talking animals
ManicPop: "hm... let's see... song licenses for movies... *looks through "bin" of songs*... hey... "who let the dogs out"! clearance sale!"
therearenounusednicknames: i wonder what good ol' tom hanks would say about orange county
ManicPop: "my son... film." -- tom hanks
ManicPop: "If you miss, the dog laughs at you, which makes even the most mild-mannered people attempt to fire off their remaining shots at that damn dog."
BobbyMcR: haw?
ManicPop: from the zapper faq linked on that post of heather's
ManicPop: referring to duck hunt
ManicPop: i did that too!
ManicPop: everyone must have!
BobbyMcR: duck CUNT
ManicPop: SHIT!
therearenounusednicknames: FUCK!
BobbyMcR: i've caused quite a commotion
therearenounusednicknames: *breaks a chair*
BobbyMcR: FUCK
therearenounusednicknames: in the end..
ManicPop: it doesn't even matter?
therearenounusednicknames: :'(
ManicPop: lynn kinpark adds, "wah"
ManicPop: lynn kinpark adds, "i have a girl's name... i'm a fag"
therearenounusednicknames: stupid gay men
BobbyMcR: haw
BobbyMcR: lynn k. park
ManicPop: that doesn't sound like linkin park
BobbyMcR: the k stands for kin
BobbyMcR: or ken
BobbyMcR: lynn ken park
ManicPop: his middle name is kenneth
ManicPop: but he goes by "ken" for short
ManicPop: since it's "short" to say your middle name
therearenounusednicknames: haha
ManicPop: "lynn kenneth park? sounds so formal... lynn ken park. much better"
ManicPop: *proceeds to rap, then stand around for a while*
* ManicPop is away, #working/killing the makers of #american pie 2# until 4am PST# #[#log#:#OFF#]# #[#page#:#ON#]#
BobbyMcR: haw!
BobbyMcR: does it take that long to kill?
ManicPop: damn that movie, the four (4) different versions of the dvd (unrated full frame, unrated widescreen, rated ff, rated ws), and the shitty-ass displayer that DOES NOT fit together properly
ManicPop: it doesn't take that long to kill but i have other work to do
BobbyMcR: heh
BobbyMcR: what's the "diff" between the anti-rated and the un-anti-rated versions?
therearenounusednicknames: the unrated is OMG STUFF THEY WOULD NEVAR SHOW IN THEATERS!!!!!
therearenounusednicknames: the RATED R version is OMG THATS SO FUNNY HES MASTURBATING WITH GLUE!
therearenounusednicknames: the unrated probably has a 15 minute "explicit masturbation" scene
BobbyMcR: haw
BobbyMcR: i hope so!
therearenounusednicknames: haw
therearenounusednicknames: SOLD OUT!!! Tues, January 29th - The Paramount Theatre All Ages - STG Presents, Infinite Productions and 107.7 The End welcome SUM 41, Unwritten Law and GOB.
therearenounusednicknames: how the hell does that sell out?
ManicPop: two words, and one letter: kidz r dum
therearenounusednicknames: i pray that one letter is backward
ManicPop: rye bread is the greatest thing since sliced bread
ManicPop: wait... this is sliced
BobbyMcR: it's funny how that works out
ManicPop: it's the greatest thing ever!
*** ManicPop is now known as Guest62758
Guest62758: grrr
Guest62758: "services are down."
Guest62758: okay, i'll go take a shower...
Guest62758: "services are up! *switches nickname*"
Guest62758: FUCK YOOOU
BobbyMcR: who is this on konan?
BobbyMcR: is that les claypool?
BobbyMcR: oysterhead
BobbyMcR: yeah, i believe les claypool is involved with that
ShaneThomas: i'm pretty sure he is
BobbyMcR: and that looks like stewart copeland
BobbyMcR: it's an all-star cast!
ManicPop: yeah
ManicPop: it's les
ManicPop: henry!
BobbyMcR: boot
ManicPop: clay henry!
BobbyMcR: this is what you were talking about
ManicPop: man, i'm glad he's down to a smaller size
ManicPop: i was worried about him
BobbyMcR: "so, uh, henry, are you really made of clay?"
ManicPop: <henry> "no, you fucking asshole... now i'm going to kick your fucking ass!"
ManicPop: <henry> "i see what magic johnson was talking about..."
BobbyMcR: yeah
BobbyMcR: that magic johnson thing is well-known in "the industry"
ManicPop: [magic johnson shows up and he and henry play basketball for the remainder of the 30-sec. spot]
ShaneThomas: i see PSAs all the time with magic johnson
ManicPop: "now that henry is down to a smaller size, and is more in shape, he can play against magic johnson!"
ManicPop: "but still lose... horribly!"
ManicPop: [henry gets beat and cries]
ManicPop: SUBWAY.
BobbyMcR: haw
ShaneThomas: "hey, this is magic johnson, former NBA great. I'm here to warn future parents; please don't name your children a name that is also a noun. Thank you."
BobbyMcR: "But Magic...all names are nouns!"
ShaneThomas: "oh shit!"
ShaneThomas: "...the more you know..."
ManicPop: since i'm sure "magic" was his birth name
ManicPop: it has nothing to do with his skillz
ManicPop: "Earvin" Magic Johnson
ShaneThomas: his birth name was Ma J. Johnson
ManicPop: how did he get his nickname, "earvin"?
BobbyMcR: haw
BobbyMcR: lowell
BobbyMcR: it's a long story, and frankly, i don't want to get into it...
BobbyMcR: that other guy was trey anastasio
ManicPop: yep
BobbyMcR: so this is an "all star cast" indeed
BobbyMcR: they should rename their band "good musicians jones"
ManicPop: yeah
BobbyMcR: since bands must have a first, middle and last name
ManicPop: and a nickname
ManicPop: like earvin
BobbyMcR: "earvin" good musicians jones
BobbyMcR: so it's decided
ShaneThomas: hurrah!
ShaneThomas: http://www.niehs.nih.gov/kids/lyrics/fiftynifty.htm
BobbyMcR: haw
ManicPop: by ray charles?!?!
BobbyMcR: you didn't know that?
BobbyMcR: it was in the music book, too
BobbyMcR: when we first learned it
ManicPop: wow
ManicPop: is there a version of ray charles performing f.n.u. states?
ManicPop: i'd love to hear him really get into it
ManicPop: "fifty nifty united states..."
ManicPop: "oh, fifty...
ManicPop: "those fifty states..."
ManicPop: "ohhh.. yeeah... fifty states... nifty states..."
BobbyMcR: fnu haw
BobbyMcR: damn it
BobbyMcR: i think i have to restart
BobbyMcR: boooooo
BobbyMcR: t
*** Quits: BobbyMcR (Quit: restraighting)
ManicPop: he didn't answer my question
ShaneThomas: i suppose you'll never know
ShaneThomas: since he was the only one with that information
ShaneThomas: and, of course, restarting means "never coming back"
ManicPop: and not only is he the only one with that information, he does have that information
ManicPop: and like you said, will never be returning
*** Joins: BobbyMcR (yah@D-128-208-46-70.dhcp2.washington.edu)
ManicPop: what the
ManicPop: i guess we were both wrong
BobbyMcR: haw?
B1azeofG1ory: hey Anthony...thanks for that cd gift card...I purchased my first cd in a few months
B1azeofG1ory: and it was Gorillaz...a totally rad cd
ManicPop: rock
B1azeofG1ory: I think Brooke and I are gonna go see them at the Paramount
B1azeofG1ory: if Del does end up on tour with them
BobbyMcR: who's opening? the who cares band?
B1azeofG1ory: yep
B1azeofG1ory: I love them
BobbyMcR: yeah, it's worth it to just see them, man
B1azeofG1ory: theyre almost as good as the I dont give a fuck about these guys
B1azeofG1ory: very reminiscent of them, really
BobbyMcR: are they related to the good guys?
B1azeofG1ory: I don't know...Ill have to look into that one
BobbyMcR: so are you going to hull foods?
ManicPop: going to hull foods?
ManicPop: how so?
BobbyMcR: i don't know
BobbyMcR: for fun
BobbyMcR: this whole world is going to hull foods
BobbyMcR: in a hand basket
ManicPop: heh
ManicPop: i guess i'm on my way, then
BobbyMcR: the hand basket is where you keep your groceries
ManicPop: that's "convient"
BobbyMcR: sures
BobbyMcR: wow
BobbyMcR: sent: 17,250.91 MB / recv: 5,442.14 MB
BobbyMcR: my audiogalaxy history
ManicPop: you're one file-sharing asshole
BobbyMcR: yagh
ManicPop: i wonder how much information i've sent and received in my whole life
ManicPop: they should (somehow) have a counter for that
BobbyMcR: just have a guy with a clipboard who follows you around
ManicPop: not just file-sharing programs, but any internet activity
ManicPop: from any program, on any isp or computer, ever
ManicPop: it would be interesting
ManicPop: then there would be a world record holder, or something
BobbyMcR: i'm sure many would care
BobbyMcR: and that would set a new world record:
ManicPop: and people would try to break the world record, and download and upload frivilous stuff all day
BobbyMcR: biggest number of people to care about one thing
ManicPop: which would then be the downfall of the internet
ManicPop: so then, no one would use it anymore, so there would be no record... no recent one, anyway
ManicPop: so the internet would be okay again
ManicPop: but then...
* ManicPop falls asleep mid-sentence
* BobbyMcR was asleep long ago
BobbyMcR: hey!
ManicPop: we're thinking along the same lines
* ShaneThomas is away, #dead..by dead i mean asleep..(due to conversation[s])# #[#log#:#ON#]# #[#page#:#ON#]# #[#email#:#shane@kgrg.com#]# #[#ICQ#:#1279925#]#
BobbyMcR: haw
BobbyMcR: he really showed you
ShaneThomas: since i "was" in the conversation in the first place
BobbyMcR: I KNOW DUMB ASS
ShaneThomas: FAWIGWSHIT!!
ManicPop: time for cone-an
ManicPop: let's see if he mentions getting married
BobbyMcR: haw
BobbyMcR: i shall watch as well
ManicPop: "so, i got married..."
ManicPop: *audience silent*
ManicPop: "even though i'm a nerd!"
ManicPop: *cheering, laughing*
BobbyMcR: haw
DifferentAngel: b.b. and b.k. let you have it your way
BobbyMcR: thanks
BobbyMcR: that's nice of them
ManicPop: actually, as brian and i discussed earlier... burger king forces you to be original
BobbyMcR: right
BobbyMcR: each order must be different, unique to the customer
BobbyMcR: you can imagine the lines at the drive thru
ManicPop: "sorry... that guy back there already did that way... c'mon... be original! YOUR way! it's all we ask..."
BobbyMcR: heh
BobbyMcR: ah, ,d
BobbyMcR: i believe george w. bush said it best when he stated, "Families is where we find hope, where wings take dream."
ManicPop: yeah
BobbyMcR: god bless him
ManicPop: it takes a strong man to get us through such difficult times
BobbyMcR: yeah
BobbyMcR: he sure is doing a lot
ManicPop: not just any guy who has 294304903 people working for him
BobbyMcR: right
BobbyMcR: [shot of bush sitting at a desk, feverishly shuffling through papers, writing down a bunch of things, fiercely pumping out numbers on a pocket calculator]
BobbyMcR: for some reason, that's what i imagine when i think of a president 'working hard'
ManicPop: [shot zooms in to reveal papers with stick figure drawings, and a calculator reading '55379009']
BobbyMcR: haw
BobbyMcR: good ol' boobless
MissPellings: wow, i definitely miss the flow of irc
MissPellings: so much smoother, and easier on the eyes
MissPellings: sort of like your ass!
BobbyMcR: my ass is quite smooth
BobbyMcR: actually, it's hairy
BobbyMcR: what can ya do?
MissPellings: knew it
BobbyMcR: haw!
BobbyMcR: you would!
MissPellings: i haven't met a boy since i was like 14 that didn't have at least a mildly hairy ass
BobbyMcR: glad to hear it
MissPellings: i guess it's the way it goes
MissPellings: i've seen guys hairy enough you'd think they were wearin' pants
MissPellings: ewewew
* MissPellings doesn't have a hairy ass
BobbyMcR: heh
BobbyMcR: hawwww
BobbyMcR: that's strangely hilarious
MissPellings: what?
BobbyMcR: velvet pants?
MissPellings: heheh
MissPellings: sth like that
MissPellings: you might even look like that
MissPellings: since i'd bet your ass hair is dark
MissPellings: basing it off of the body hair of yours that i've seen
BobbyMcR: aah-ooh-gah
BobbyMcR: i'm not that hairy
MissPellings: maybe one day
MissPellings: gives you sth to look forward to
BobbyMcR: i can only hope
MissPellings: hair-pants
BobbyMcR: ak
MissPellings: have you hairy legs?
BobbyMcR: yeah
BobbyMcR: pretty hairy
MissPellings: you'll so have hair-pants
BobbyMcR: go2hull
ManicPop: anyway, #7 larry's castle... at the beginning you're on this moving row of bricks, and you have to stay on it... then you just have to go through this area, but that asshole magician guy is always around
ManicPop: then you just have to knock larry off the thing at the end
ManicPop: then you have to sing "larry's... larry's castle, oh yeah" in the same tune as the "larry's market" jingle
CowGrain: it's been so long
ShaneThomas: it has been a while
CowGrain: since I said I was sorry
BobbyMcR: haw?
ShaneThomas: YOU DONT KNOW STAIND LYRICS??!?!
ShaneThomas: WHAT ARE YOU, A TERRORIST?!?!
BobbyMcR: SHIT!!!!!!!111111111111
ShaneThomas: OMFGT!!!
* BobbyMcR 's real name is Akhbar
BobbyMcR: therefore i'm a terrorist
ShaneThomas: SHIT!!!
ShaneThomas: DONT FLY INTO MY HOUSE!#%#!%#
CowGrain: hmm...
BobbyMcR: hahhhhhhhhh
BobbyMcR: and yet booooooooo
BobbyMcR: i'm killing and "laughing" you
ShaneThomas: :(
CowGrain: I can't believe this is what I "gave" up
ShaneThomas: you know you miss it, gayfo
BobbyMcR: haw
CowGrain: I "sure" do
BobbyMcR: you mean "LFO"!!!!111
ShaneThomas: HAW!
* CowGrain calls all hubie's name
BobbyMcR: I LIKE GIRLS THA T WERAE ABERCROMBY ASFDN FICTCH!!!
ShaneThomas: ME TUO!!!!!!
* CowGrain kills the conversation becuase he is a terrorist
ShaneThomas: mofo that's not fawking funny. real people are killed by terrorists every day
BobbyMcR: yes
BobbyMcR: real people who use drugs
BobbyMcR: no wait
ShaneThomas: NO
BobbyMcR: real people who use drugs kill people and are terrorists
ShaneThomas: only clean, saintly people are killed by terrorists
BobbyMcR: correct
ShaneThomas: those that use drugs are actually terrorists themselves
CowGrain: Football players?
ShaneThomas: thus, the drug and terrorist war will now be joined together
ShaneThomas: we will call it, "project freedom, but not freedom of drugs, cuz those are bad"
BobbyMcR: + "d00d"
CowGrain: so does this mean the war on drugs will be fought with scud missles?
ShaneThomas: correct
ShaneThomas: and police will have the authority to shoot suspected drug users on site
ShaneThomas: of course, they must have "reasonable belief" that this person is under the influence of drugs
ShaneThomas: chris, you should listen to the detachment kit, i think you'd like them
ShaneThomas: but maybe not
Styrofoam: I'll have to see their ass
Styrofoam: are they anything like dismemberment plan?
ManicPop: they should be
ManicPop: they have similar names
Styrofoam: is the detachment kit designed work with limbs?
ManicPop: it should... that's the plan, anyway
ShaneThomas: a "detachment kit" is included with every dismemberment plan..and for that...
* ShaneThomas kills self
ShaneThomas: "...it was worth it..."
ManicPop: HHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ManicPop: worst spam ever
BobbyMcR: watt?
ManicPop: http://www.ysib.com/anthony/message.html
ManicPop: i don't know, brian... should i be worried about this?
BobbyMcR: oh, yah
BobbyMcR: i sah that
ManicPop: holy shit... the police are at my door!
BobbyMcR: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
BobbyMcR: that's funny
ManicPop: they've obviously found about that porn i have... and they're here to arrest me, since it's illegal for a 20-year old to have pornography on his computer
BobbyMcR: damn
BobbyMcR: that's pretty harsh, man
BobbyMcR: but at least they give you a way out!
BobbyMcR: click it now!
ShaneThomas: haha
ManicPop: i just clicked the link
ManicPop: and... well... the police left!
ManicPop: phew!
BobbyMcR: haw
BobbyMcR: that was close
BobbyMcR: quite the lowell, ma moment
BobbyMcR: i want to record the hate ep, god and/or damn it
BobbyMcR: i should probably finish writing the songs, though
ShaneThomas: no
ShaneThomas: i refuse to stand by and let that happen
BobbyMcR: well, the mob has spoken
* BobbyMcR begins recording right this minute
BobbyMcR: too bad i don't have my guitar
BobbyMcR: or any other instruments
ShaneThomas: go without them
BobbyMcR: yes sir!
BobbyMcR: [the next day]
ShaneThomas: we can't go back on our words
BobbyMcR: *spinning newspaper*
BobbyMcR: BRIAN ROGERS RECORDS HATE EP. Does so without guitar or any other instruments.
BobbyMcR: "The world is shocked and amazed!" -- some asshole
BobbyMcR: i'm not sure why this would make the headlines, but bear with me here
ShaneThomas: of course
ManicPop: you'd have to do a "real" bobby mcrodgers album
ManicPop: i.e. in the style of your mentor, bobby mcferrin
BobbyMcR: heh
BobbyMcR: yes, i would
BobbyMcR: it would go over quite well with these 'angry' songs, too
BobbyMcR: "hey, this guy is pissed off... and strangely comical!"
ManicPop: "With the Hate EP, singer/songwriter Bobby McRodgers has created an "album" (Rolling Stone) that is "really" (Spin) "good" (U.S Weekly)."
BobbyMcR: i hope to see this someday
ManicPop: that's in your press kit
meggles: i'm feeling very conflicted, dr
meggles: i'm hungry
meggles: i'm sleepy
meggles: i'm confused
meggles: i'm facing the wrong way on my bed
meggles: i have to pee
meggles: everything is a mess!
BobbyMcR: hwa
BobbyMcR: well, don't pee on your bed
BobbyMcR: that's a must
meggles: agreed
meggles: but if i go to sleep, i wont have to pee until later
meggles: or eat
meggles: but if i don't
meggles: i'll have to go pee
meggles: and i'll probably give in to hunger
meggles: but i'll still be confused
BobbyMcR: hmm
BobbyMcR: well, i prescribe me, Dr. Chet Feelgood
meggles: i'm slightly cold too
meggles: chet?
meggles: i could use some comfort
BobbyMcR: well, fly on over
meggles: like, a blankie and someone who will cuddle with me without trying to feel me up
BobbyMcR: i'll give you some down-home southern comfort
BobbyMcR: heh
BobbyMcR: i'll make sure to un-feel you up
meggles: i think you mean, anti-feel you up
BobbyMcR: no, i'll remove all traces of up-feel
meggles: darg
meggles: the urination problem can no longer wait
meggles: brb.
BobbyMcR: hmm
BobbyMcR: well, if you got a [urination] problem, yo i'll solve it
BobbyMcR: anthony, i can't thank you enough for coining, "i need to vincent van get the fuck out of here"
ManicPop: heh
ManicPop: it just came to me
ManicPop: like a vision from god... or perhaps steve
BobbyMcR: i'm thinking steve
ManicPop: probably
BobbyMcR: <ManicPop> anyway, i have to vincent van get the fuck out of here
BobbyMcR: Wed, Nov 07 2001
ManicPop: a day that will live in 'famy'
ManicPop: as opposed to infamy
BobbyMcR: right
palkile: note: don't ever play video games with nikol. she is psycho
ManicPop: nikol has an xbox and likes it
ManicPop: that's psycho enough for me
palkile: i like her x box
BobbyMcR: can i borrow nikol's xbox? :-P~~~~~~~~~
palkile: uhh, suer. since i have that power.
BobbyMcR: i don't think you heard me correctly
BobbyMcR: WINK!!!! WINK!!!!!111111
BobbyMcR: WINK!!@!#@#@$@#$$#
SmashBrosAnnouncer: HEH HEH
SmashBrosAnnouncer: VAGINA, THAT IS!
BobbyMcR: YEAH
SmashBrosAnnouncer: MAN
BobbyMcR: HER FUCKING GENITALS!!!!11
SmashBrosAnnouncer: SHIT!!
BobbyMcR: HAH!!!!!!!111111111111111111
SmashBrosAnnouncer: I CANT BELIEVE YOU SAID THAT!!!
SmashBrosAnnouncer: #SHIT!!!
SmashBrosAnnouncer: #IM SO SHOCKED IM TYPING IN BOLD!!
*** BobbyMcR is now known as Announcer
SmashBrosAnnouncer: #AND NOT USING APOSTROPHES!!
* Announcer says, "This channel has been cancelled due to violations."
SmashBrosAnnouncer: the IRCFCC
* Announcer says, "Please leave this channel immediately and get your minds out of the gutter."
palkile: hwa
* Announcer says, "Thank you."
*** Announcer is now known as BobbyMcR
BobbyMcR: sorry, had to step out for a minute
BobbyMcR: anything happen while i was gone?
SmashBrosAnnouncer: no..we're all going to leave though..so..you stay here..
SmashBrosAnnouncer: HEH! HEH!
SmashBrosAnnouncer: oops
BobbyMcR: okay!
BobbyMcR: bye guys!
BobbyMcR: what's so funny?
* SmashBrosAnnouncer , and everyone but brian, leaves
BobbyMcR: ah.
BobbyMcR: a channel all to myself.
* BobbyMcR looks around
*** SmashBrosAnnouncer is now known as IRCFCCProsecutor
* BobbyMcR begins masturbating
* IRCFCCProsecutor burns channel down
BobbyMcR: hey!
BobbyMcR: noooo!
* IRCFCCProsecutor also burns brian's masturbated penis
BobbyMcR: directly?
BobbyMcR: in any case... OUCH!!1111111111111111
* IRCFCCProsecutor means..BobbyMcR
* BobbyMcR dies
*** IRCFCCProsecutor is now known as SmashBrosAnnouncer
SmashBrosAnnouncer: #Failure.
* BobbyMcR didn't notice the error, but he's dead anyway
SmashBrosAnnouncer: time to go back into the channel, guys...
* SmashBrosAnnouncer turns around..camera pans to channel, burnt down
BobbyMcR: heh
BobbyMcR: where's the camera?
SmashBrosAnnouncer: umm..
palkile: over "there"
SmashBrosAnnouncer: yes
SmashBrosAnnouncer: phew
BobbyMcR: that was close
* BobbyMcR goes back to bein' dead
BobbyMcR: "as they say, get busy livin' or get busy dyin'!
BobbyMcR: "
SmashBrosAnnouncer: even the dead make typos
BobbyMcR: GUFFAW!
BobbyMcR: that answers the age old question
SmashBrosAnnouncer: haa
BobbyMcR: Q- why do we pity the dead?
BobbyMcR: A- because they make typos
BobbyMcR: roy is fairly the deity
BobbyMcR: he has quite a range
BobbyMcR: with his sword
BobbyMcR: and his smashes are asses
BobbyMcR: comma they kick
SmashBrosAnnouncer: yeah, roy is more like..joy
BobbyMcR: yeah...
BobbyMcR: a joy to work with
BobbyMcR: pleasure doing business with him
BobbyMcR: pleasure to have in class
ManicPop: you received a computer print-out of your grades and progress
BobbyMcR: hah
SmashBrosAnnouncer: haha!
BobbyMcR: those were the most coveted of all comments
BobbyMcR: "please let me get "print-out"...please, please..."
ManicPop: heh
BobbyMcR: 'aw, man... "you are among the best students i have ever had"!'
BobbyMcR: 'i wanted print-out!!!!'
ManicPop: heh
SmashBrosAnnouncer: teacher: "hmm..this student was a pleasure to have in class. this student, well, i really did give him a print-out of his grades and progress!"
BobbyMcR: hark
BobbyMcR: lowell, ma
BobbyMcR: it's so true!
BobbyMcR: they're just trying to help
SmashBrosAnnouncer: hehehe
ManicPop: yeah, a teacher really thinks hard before bubbling in the number that corresponds to "you received a computer print-out of your grades and progress"
ManicPop: they don't just give that to anyone
BobbyMcR: well,
BobbyMcR: all work, no play
ManicPop: fuck that
BobbyMcR: yeah, man
BobbyMcR: i'm takin' a toffee break whether "the man" says i can or not!
* BobbyMcR is away, #taking a toffee break# #[#log#:#OFF#]# #[#page#:#OFF#]#
ManicPop: shit... he's really doin' it!
ManicPop: wait
ManicPop: he fell asleep
ManicPop: oh well
* ManicPop is away, #taking a toffee break in the same manner that brian is# #[#log#:#OFF#]# #[#page#:#ON#]#
*** Joins: palkile (palkyle@12-229-210-152.client.attbi.com)
SmashBrosAnnouncer: throwing out the first boot of the ballgame..kill yates!
BobbyMcR: and look at that arm
BobbyMcR: that kid could be in the majors
SmashBrosAnnouncer: that's right..the kid has major potential in the "big boots", as we like to call it
BobbyMcR: i don't like to call it that
SmashBrosAnnouncer: shut up
BobbyMcR: and here's the pitch
BobbyMcR: it's a strike
SmashBrosAnnouncer: excellent form
BobbyMcR: here's the pitch...
BobbyMcR: it's a hit!
BobbyMcR: yates goes for first
BobbyMcR: just barely makes it!
BobbyMcR: and for some reason, the guy that threw out the first pitch is now batting
BobbyMcR: i can't explain it
BobbyMcR: it just happened that way!
SmashBrosAnnouncer: yes, i was just about to ask you that
BobbyMcR: you're an announcer, too
SmashBrosAnnouncer: amazing!! every game is somethin' new.
BobbyMcR: you start announcing!
SmashBrosAnnouncer: i will!
ManicPop: "there were hundreds of tax changes this year, passed by an act of congress"
ManicPop: "will it take an act of god to understand them?"
ManicPop: "no... because god doesn't exist."
BobbyMcR: hah
ManicPop: "a message from h&r block."
BobbyMcR: now there's a commercial!
ShaneThomas: we got the jimmy eat world "live" cd this week at the station, it's good, except for the audience
ShaneThomas: when they "leave" before the encore, you hear "jimmy! jimmy! jimmy!" which isn't too bad
ShaneThomas: but then i keep hearing "we love you jimmy!!!"
BobbyMcR: haw
ShaneThomas: "you rock, jimmy!!"
BobbyMcR: jimmy eat world's performance: ##10
BobbyMcR: audiences's performance: ##0
BobbyMcR: oops, -s
ShaneThomas: correct..if i bought this cd for the audience noise, i'd definitely return it
BobbyMcR: you'd be surprised how many people buy live albums for the crowd!
BobbyMcR: happens all the time...
BobbyMcR: "well, yeah, the band is pretty good--but their crowd kicks ass!"
ShaneThomas: hehehe
ShaneThomas: "they performed their songs live very well, but i really thought the cd could use more crowd-noise between songs."
BobbyMcR: it's funny how both Limp and Limp Bizkit need guitar playerz
BobbyMcR: i'm starting to think they're the same band!
cabasazul: in fact, they're the same band
cabasazul: its amazing how one band can have different names,songs,sounds, and musicians
BobbyMcR: i know
BobbyMcR: but...
BobbyMcR: they obviously did it
BobbyMcR: kudos to them
cabasazul: if only ysib could be so lucky
ShaneThomas: i think they should do a split cd and cover each other's songs
ShaneThomas: sss's
cabasazul: don't you need a guitar player? quick, change the band's name to bizkit and get in on this
BobbyMcR: hah
BobbyMcR: yeah, that would be great
cabasazul: yup
BobbyMcR: a Limp/Limp Bizkit split
BobbyMcR: we'll be YSIBizkit
ManicPop: booooooooo
cabasazul: why should i? bizkit
cabasazul: why should I bizkit?
* ShaneThomas attends the funeral for this joke
BobbyMcR: hey!
* ManicPop is also in attendance
* BobbyMcR shows up a bit late, but slips in unnoticed
* ManicPop then attends the birthday party for his flourishing "going to the funeral of a bad joke" joke
ShaneThomas: hey! that was my joke!
* BobbyMcR shows up a bit late, but slips in unnoticed
* ShaneThomas does not attend the birthday party
* BobbyMcR thinks you're an asshole
* ShaneThomas SHIT!
* ManicPop thinks you don't know shit
* BobbyMcR has never met you, however
* ShaneThomas still cares for you
* ManicPop -- oh, how he would want to
* BobbyMcR feels like a hateful little prick :(
* ShaneThomas understands
* ShaneThomas attends many funerals today
* cabasazul wasn't invited
* ShaneThomas invites kyle to "Kyle Yates Funeral" -- the funeral
* BobbyMcR just remembered he was thinking of DC--"they never were a straight edge band!"
* ShaneThomas agrees. they drink, they smoke! they fuck, and they fight!
* BobbyMcR knows one thing for sure-- They're no PC fantasy!
* ShaneThomas would like you to do what you want with your life, but don't judge me
* cabasazul starts thinking about what he's going to have for dinner tomorrow
* BobbyMcR takes this into consideration
* BobbyMcR agrees... "you are right"
* ShaneThomas reminds you, "we drink, we smoke, we fuck, we fight, we fuck. we fuck. we fuck."
ManicPop: i believe it's time for the thrift to be way
* BobbyMcR thinks ManicPop is an asshole for breaking the '/me' 'flow'
cabasazul: ahhh, food. how i want thy
* ShaneThomas agrees with BobbyMcR
* BobbyMcR thinks cabasazul is an asshole for breaking the '/me' 'flow' as well
cabasazul: i didn't break it
cabasazul: it was already broked
* ShaneThomas still agrees with BobbyMcR, despite the points raised
* BobbyMcR says, "You didn't have to do it, regardless."
* ManicPop agrees... and notes there's always a way around it
* ManicPop apologizes for his actions (or non-actions, as it were) and encourages cabasazul to do the same
* BobbyMcR questions, "Whatever do you mean?"
* cabasazul is dum
* ShaneThomas agrees with all the above statements
* cabasazul is going to hell
* ShaneThomas adds that to his "agree" list
* cabasazul will see you guys soon!
* BobbyMcR bids cabasazul adieu!
* ManicPop is away, #the thrift is the ol' way# #[#log#:#OFF#]# #[#page#:#ON#]#
* BobbyMcR thinks that the thrift is more like the highway
ManicPop: hey
ManicPop: the thrift is my way, okay
BobbyMcR: your way?
BobbyMcR: or WHAT?
ManicPop: well, the only other option would be the highway
ManicPop: but
ManicPop: as i just stated
ManicPop: it's my way
ShaneThomas: thrift is a highway
ShaneThomas: i'd like to ride it all night long
ManicPop: rhythm is a dancer
BobbyMcR: haw!
BobbyMcR: that damn commercial
BobbyMcR: what is love??
BobbyMcR: baby don't hurt me
BobbyMcR: don't hurt me
BobbyMcR: no mo
ManicPop: yay
ManicPop: haddaway!
ManicPop: my favorite artist/group!
BobbyMcR: yes
BobbyMcR: featuring the haddaway dancers
BobbyMcR: it was pretty hard to gather up 50 people named haddaway that were all dancers... but they did it
ShaneThomas: I just set up my live webcam, im a little shy but i will stip just for you, come and watch meyou won't regret it!
ShaneThomas: Click here=)
ShaneThomas: I hope my pussy gets ur cock juicy and hard sexy=)
ShaneThomas: arggg
ShaneThomas: i keep getting that
BobbyMcR: well, c'mon man
BobbyMcR: be nice!
BobbyMcR: look at the poor girl's webcam
ShaneThomas: i'm sure she's a great "stipper"
BobbyMcR: "stipping" really "tuns" me on!
ShaneThomas: i bet she gives good "bowjobs"
ManicPop: WE WERE SOLDIERS
BobbyMcR: haw.
BobbyMcR: let's C that
ManicPop: we should!
ShaneThomas: that and "crossroads"
ManicPop: let's go into it wearing american-flag-print clothing, and perhaps a hat with an american flag sticking out of it
BobbyMcR: heh
BobbyMcR: lowell, FL
BobbyMcR: [as said by a canadian]
ManicPop: and we'll wear the flag-hat during the movie, of course
BobbyMcR: oh
BobbyMcR: so it's a life-size american flag?
BobbyMcR: not a stupid "miniature" one?
ManicPop: and if it pisses off the people behind us, we'll yell at them for not being patriotic
BobbyMcR: the REAL ONE!
ManicPop: "YOU WANT ME TO TAKE MY FLAG OFF??!?!" "I can't see the screen." "YOU WANT ME TO TAKE #MY# FLAG OFF?!?!?!?!"
BobbyMcR: i think the usher would just be forced to remove the offending flag-remover!
ManicPop: time to leave some ebay feeddback
BobbyMcR: feedbag, eh
ManicPop: i'm always tempted to try to "be funny" on these
ManicPop: but i never am
BobbyMcR: heh
BobbyMcR: yeah, too risky...
ManicPop: one day i want to leave positive feedback, but have it be like "this guy seems like an asshole, but the product was in good condition..."
ManicPop: "QUICK SHIPMENT, GREAT CONDITION, CAN'T SPELL! MODERATELY RECOMMENDED! B+++++++++!"