Do you remember February-March 2000?
CowGrain: doesn't anyone know what colors make a person eyes vibrate anymore
CowGrain: it's all about the color wheel
t3kno: No one cares about the damn color wheel
*** t3kno changes topic to 'Tigger the Movie - BOOOOOOO'
moonrock: adam shadup you
*** moonrock changes topic to 'Tigger the Movie - WOOOOOOOOO!'
*** t3kno changes topic to 'Tigger the Movie - WOOOOOOOOO! it stinks... << waves hand infront of nose >>'
*** moonrock changes topic to 'Tigger the Movie kicksass.'
*** DelMonte changes topic to 'Tigger the Movie kick sass.'
*** moonrock changes topic to '.'
*** joshieboi is now known as Ermac
Ermac: I am sooooo coool
Ermac: look at my hot ass
* Akkmed clinks glass with fork
Akkmed: ahem
Akkmed: i have an announcement
Akkmed: I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND
DelMonte: ah... hooray
Akkmed: a belgian foriegn exchange student
Reesie: wow
DelMonte: I saw stuff you said while I was idling
DelMonte: *snicker*
DelMonte: you just mentioned having "a really good day" or something
* KingEdwrd makes a psychic prediction that this "will" last
DelMonte: dis!
* Akkmed agrees
Akkmed: she's going back this summer
DelMonte: well, you're probably doing it all for the nookie, correct?
Akkmed: delmonte, you can take this cookie...
Akkmed: and stick it up your...
Reesie: yeah
Akkmed: stick it up your
Reesie: yeah
Akkmed: stick it up your...
Reesie: yeah
Akkmed: stick it up your.
Reesie: yeah, I'd say that's enough
Akkmed: hehe
CowGrain: The 2000 #SuperDeluxe members, you gotta love these guys
Akkmed: go here to see what mr. jenkins does in his free time...
Akkmed: http://members.aol.com/cjfoto123/cjfoto.htm
DelMonte: wah oh
DelMonte: hey, some of these chicks are hot
Akkmed: heh heh
DelMonte: but on closer inspection, she's 15!
Arden: no wonder chris gets so many chicks
DelMonte: yep, that's how I operate
DelMonte: "I'll make you a star, baby!"
Arden: hehe
BobbyMcR: is that porn, by any chance?
KyreBanor: "i just want to take your picture...."
BobbyMcR: 'cause i'm in the library and i'm not sure if i should open that page
KyreBanor: ha ha
Akkmed: "All photos are by Chris Jenkins and are used by permission of the model "
Arden: no brian.. no porn
BobbyMcR: hmm
KyreBanor: damn!
DelMonte: I hate it when things aren't porn
BobbyMcR: if there's one thing i can't stand, it's that
* CowGrain pats Brooke on the head and gives her a cookie
SPdreamer: mm.. cookie
SPdreamer: so now.. do I go back to sleep
SPdreamer: or do I stay up?
SPdreamer: *sigh*
CowGrain: you sleep
CowGrain: cuz no matter what you will hahahaha
SPdreamer: and should I go to class at 1?
SPdreamer: or should I blow it off
CowGrain: if you need to you should
SPdreamer: all these decisions
CowGrain: yes so many
SPdreamer: and should I take a shower?
CowGrain: yes I can smell you all the way up here :)
CowGrain: j/k
SPdreamer: heres the plan
SPdreamer: I'll make cookies (they are in the oven, yay sliceable dough tubes)
CowGrain: haha
SPdreamer: after I consume this mini batch of cookies, I will then sleep
SPdreamer: but!
CowGrain: ...
SPdreamer: before I sleep, I will set an alarm for 11:35
SPdreamer: upon hearing this alarm, I will wake up and take a shower.
SPdreamer: I will then decide if I wish to go to class or not
CowGrain: or so you think
SPdreamer: no, I don't even think I will
SPdreamer: I'm just trying to be positive, I think
SPdreamer: there is very little chance I will go directly to the shower
SPdreamer: but still
SPdreamer: and you being able to smell me.. it's not as far fetched as you think!
SPdreamer: last time I showered was saturday
SPdreamer: woo!
SPdreamer: I rock
SPdreamer: I'm so gutter punk
SPdreamer: oh yeah, I happen to be wearing the same clothes from friday.. too
CowGrain: wow aren't you smooth
CowGrain: well greasy at least
SPdreamer: but I put them on at about 9:30pm... and wore them till about 1:30 the next day
SPdreamer: then wore them from about 10:30 pm to 1:30 the next day
SPdreamer: and, then 10:30 last night to the present
SPdreamer: the other times I was wearing my work clothes
CowGrain: yay work clothes
SPdreamer: which have been in need of washing for weeks!
SPdreamer: muhahaha
SPdreamer: well, the shirt.. at least
CowGrain: I sure would want to work with you then
SPdreamer: and I'm eating raw cookie dough
SPdreamer: *eat*
SPdreamer: well, maybe not weeks
CowGrain: well that sounds too apetizing
SPdreamer: I've gotta play it up
CowGrain: I guess you do
CowGrain: you do indeed
SPdreamer: it's all for dramatic effect
SPdreamer: *eating cookie cough*
CowGrain: that's enough dramatic effect for me thank you vrey much
SPdreamer: I have a dream that one day.. I'll be so lazy.. I won't even cut off slices to eat, I'll just take bites from the cookie dough tube
CowGrain: hahaha
CowGrain: what a dreamer
SPdreamer: and while I'm doing this, I'll be wearing a stained wife beater, drinking beer, and circling want ads out of the paper.. basking in the glow of my infomercial-showing-tv
* CowGrain starts to imagine this
SPdreamer: it'll be grand
CowGrain: oh and how
SPdreamer: my cookies are done!
CowGrain: yay!
CowGrain: hot cookie straight from Brookes oven to her mouth
CowGrain: blah blah black sheep have you any wool
SPdreamer: no sir
SPdreamer: wait..
SPdreamer: yes sir
SPdreamer: guess how many bags?
CowGrain: 23,045
SPdreamer: yes sir, yes sir 23,045 bags full!
CowGrain: yay!
* CowGrain gives Brooke five
SPdreamer: I will now list all the people these bags are for
SPdreamer: (muhahaa)
CowGrain: go right ahead
SPdreamer: ah, damn
CowGrain: looney
SPdreamer: you were supposed to protest
CowGrain: oh okay
CowGrain: umm..no no don't do it Brooke
CowGrain: that list would be to long
CowGrain: and umm..noo...
SPdreamer: oh! muahah!
SPdreamer: wouldn't you like to stop me! muahaha!
CowGrain: yes please I beg of you
SPdreamer: see what you have gotten yourself into!? muhaha!
CowGrain: I'll do anything
SPdreamer: ah, I feel bad
CowGrain: don't feel bad I did this to myself an stuff
SPdreamer: this is having an effect on my desire to list those people!
CowGrain: I didn't mean to
SPdreamer: it of course has nothing to do with the fact I'd have to list 23,045 people
CowGrain: hehe of course
SPdreamer: these cookies are very good
SPdreamer: one of those bags of wool is going to the pilsbury corporation
CowGrain: hmmmm...wool and cookies
SPdreamer: "Dear Pilsbury, I am so very pleased with your ready to slice cookie dough. Inclosed is one bag of wool"
CowGrain: hahah that would crack me up
SPdreamer: -- Black Sheep
SPdreamer: so look at the time
SPdreamer: I've finished my cookies and I think I will now go to sleep
Lakritze: i hate brian by the way
Lakritze: he is an uncaring dickface
BobbyMcR: hehe
KyreBanor: yeah...
BobbyMcR: i care about everyone
BobbyMcR: well, almost
Lakritze: fuck you brian
BobbyMcR: i care about you!
Lakritze: he doesn't care about me
Lakritze: "my name is brian...
Lakritze: and i just want sex"
Lakritze: that is all he says
BobbyMcR: "my name is andrea, and i just want oral sex"
Lakritze: !!!
BobbyMcR: that's all she says
BobbyMcR: heh
Lakritze: "my name is brian, and i like to fuck animals----because they don't complain about my lousy technique"
KyreBanor: ouch!
BobbyMcR: heh
Lakritze: it's true
BobbyMcR: yeah
BobbyMcR: my cat shadow...he was good
KyreBanor: damn..
Lakritze: and your dick is dumb
KyreBanor: that's something i didn't need to know..
Lakritze: and shadow coughed a furball after you did him
Lakritze: he said,"my name is shadow
Lakritze: and i am so glad that i am nuetered becasue sex is vile
KyreBanor: ahh!! make it stop!! make it stop!!!
Lakritze: brian taught me that"
Lakritze: "i ma brian rogers--and i am an asshole"
BobbyMcR: i'm a brian rogers
Lakritze: "i AM brian rogers--and i am an asshole"
BobbyMcR: you are?!
BobbyMcR: wow!
BobbyMcR: i thought I was brian rogers
Lakritze: you are such a penissucker
BobbyMcR: you call that a 'word'?
Lakritze: fuck you dickweed
Ermac: as limp bizkit + method man says, "shutthe@$*up!"
BobbyMcR: ???
Ermac: only the best song in the world, my friend
BobbyMcR: okay
BobbyMcR: you've got me there
Lakritze: "my name is brian rogers and i'm here to say, that i like dead critters in a major way"
Lakritze: "i like them gettin' cooked, and i like them really raw"
Lakritze: "just so long as there was lots of death involved"
BobbyMcR: "good thing this rhymes..."
Lakritze: it does
BobbyMcR: "...THIS RHYMES?!"
BobbyMcR: "barney! my chicken!"
SPrklMstR: man two oclock should be more exciting than this
Lakritze: hello it's me
Lakritze: mario
Lakritze: .....
BobbyMcR: hey, you fuckin' kid...aren't you a-gonna play the goddamn video game-a?
SPdreamer: although we've only known each other a bit already I can't sleep at night and I feel like shit
SPdreamer: (I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you )
SPdreamer: dandy warhols = cool
SPdreamer: its offical!
Reesie: the official seal of brookeness
SPdreamer: it's a little picture of me with a thumbs up
Reesie: hehe
Arden: boo dandy warhols :P
SPdreamer: boo?
Arden: boo.
Reesie: uh oh
Reesie: Laurie doesn't get a seal of Brookeness
Trouble00: hmmm....
Reesie: she gets one with a thumbs down... the seal of un-Brookeness
Reesie: diiis
* Trouble00 seals Brookeness
Arden: psh.. if getting the seal involves liking the warhols... then i'll happily get the seal of un-brookeness
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CowGrain: Bobby!
SPrklMstR: Jesus!
CowGrain: who loves me?
KyreBanor: NOT ME!!!
CowGrain: awwww...
CowGrain: I can feel the magic
CowGrain: can even
* ErmacAWAY feels mofo's death
* akkmed feels mofo up
akkmed: shane you can't kill mofo, you're AWAY
*** ErmacAWAY is now known as Ermac
Ermac: bwahahhaa
Ermac: nothing can stop me now
* CowGrain kills Shane
akkmed: noooooooooo
Ermac: 8ball who's going to bed?
Lizadrin: Ermac, Whoever is willing
Ermac: how true
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BobbyMcR: hi
SPdreamer: hey
BobbyMcR: hey-o
SPdreamer: yo
BobbyMcR: yo yo yo
SPdreamer: and a bottle of rum
BobbyMcR: 16 men on a dead man's chest
BobbyMcR: or something
SPdreamer: wow
SPdreamer: is that possible?
BobbyMcR: i think they mean treasure chest
SPdreamer: .. oh
BobbyMcR: i wonder who wrote that 'song'
SPdreamer: my grandfather
BobbyMcR: oh
BobbyMcR: the mystery is solved
SPdreamer: fulpx
SPdreamer: thats a word, right?
BobbyMcR: i think so
SPdreamer: cool
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BobbyMcR: dis
Ermac: yeah..i always thought his album name was just a joke
Ermac: but..he really doesn't give a f***
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*** Lizadrin sets mode: +o SPdreamer
BobbyMcR: wow
SPdreamer: INDEED
BobbyMcR: that's his album title?
SPdreamer: ACK
BobbyMcR: CAPS LOCK
Ermac: yeah, it is
SPdreamer: THIS MEANS THAT MY CAPSLOCK BUTTON HAS BEEN PUSHED
Ermac: it's also his catch phrase, i assume
BobbyMcR: GOOD
SPdreamer: I CERTAINLY DID NOT PUSH THAT BUTTON
SPdreamer: SO, I WILL PRETEND THAT I AM NOT TYPING IN CAPS
SPdreamer: ...
SPdreamer: okay, enough
Ermac: dis
BobbyMcR: wah
BobbyMcR: hey, don't you hate it when you have to go to the bathroom, but you can't leave your post at the computer lab?
Ermac: fdgj
Ermac: i usually leave a backback/coat
Ermac: that usually signifies "hey, i'm still here"
BobbyMcR: yeah, i would, but i don't know if i should trust some of these peepz
*** Ermac has quit IRC (he drove into a ditch, that son of a bitch)
BobbyMcR: well
BobbyMcR: maybe he had to go to the bathroom too
MsgCentre: probably
BobbyMcR: speak of the devil
BobbyMcR: no, really, speak of the devil
BobbyMcR: i think the devil is cool
Reesie: uh
BobbyMcR: now it's your turn
Reesie: devil's food cake, mm
t3kno: Satan Rules!
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BobbyMcR: hi again
KyreBanor: booo!!!!
BobbyMcR: yay!!
KyreBanor: boo!!! hiss!!!
BobbyMcR: uh-oh
BobbyMcR: the audience hates me
KyreBanor: damn right!
* BobbyMcR punches the audience in its collective face
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SPdreamer: ah, dead boy
BobbyMcR: he'z ded
SPdreamer: no netmeeting fun with dead boys
SPdreamer: hard, fast, and easy - I'm all over you!
BobbyMcR: okay
SPdreamer: oh yes
* SPdreamer gives brian the sexay look
* BobbyMcR does that cartoon "mm-gulp!" thing
SPdreamer: !seen delmonte
Lizadrin: delmonte was last on IRC channel #superdeluxe 2 minutes ago.
BobbyMcR: haw
SPdreamer: why'd he leave?
BobbyMcR: [02:47:39] *** DelMonte has quit IRC (Read error: 54 (Connection reset by peer)
BobbyMcR: [02:47:58] *** SPdreamer has quit IRC (Read error 131: Connection reset by peer)
SPdreamer: crazy :)
SPdreamer: my reset was "older"
BobbyMcR: [02:48:09] <BobbyMcR> what a buncha dickholes
SPdreamer: much like the hot lunch spoon game, I won
BobbyMcR: yes, much like that
SPdreamer: did you federal way kids play the hot lunch spoon game
SPdreamer: well... spork game, really
BobbyMcR: the back of the spork number/age game?
SPdreamer: yeah
BobbyMcR: of course
SPdreamer: it's really crazy how universal that was
BobbyMcR: i know
BobbyMcR: i'm sure kids in somalia do the exact same thing
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Ermac: aw
Ermac: :~)
Ermac: :O~~~~~
Ermac: (that's me vomiting)
Pancakie: exciting
moonrock: hi shane!
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*** CowGrain sets mode: +o Lizadrin
Ermac: liz is back!
SPrklMstR: yay
Lizadrin: Shut up Mofo!!!!!!
Ermac: my thoughts exactly
*** Ermac changes topic to '<Lizadrin> Shut up Mofo!!!!!!'
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CowGrain: haha
MatriXX: screw you
MatriXX: smashing pumpkins kick ass
MatriXX: at least the old stuff
MatriXX: like the infinite sadness kicked ass
MatriXX: I used to be in a bad ass punk band
MatriXX: but I really don't care for punk
MatriXX: we were called "The Outcrowd"
MatriXX: one of our guitarists was from Sri Lanka
MatriXX: he kicked so much ass
MatriXX: you ever heard of jefferson airplane?
MatriXX: they rock
MatriXX: i wonder who it is i'm talking to
MatriXX: i'm talking to liz
MatriXX: I'm canadian
MatriXX: you know that?
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CowGrain: jason had a bit too much fun talking to himself.. that frightens me
BobbyMcR: hey, did you see the recent "'Chair" related guestbook signing?
Ermac: yes
Ermac: i emailed her
BobbyMcR: what did you say?
Ermac: something like "you're a little later then everyone else, but thanks for the uneducated, assumption-based signing to our guestbook. blah blah blah we like the attention, etc. etc."
BobbyMcR: alright!
BobbyMcR: good job
* BobbyMcR pats shane on the back
Ermac: yay!
* BobbyMcR was wearing spiked gloves
Ermac: nooo my hand
Ermac: i mean..back..
BobbyMcR: yeah
BobbyMcR: ...maybe i touched your hand
BobbyMcR: ...no
BobbyMcR: i didn't do that
BobbyMcR: i would be gay
Ermac: fag
MatriXX: um
MatriXX: ok
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BobbyMcR: i'll brb
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BobbyMcR: is there a 'split'?
Ermac: nope
Ermac: just "ded" in here
BobbyMcR: oh
BobbyMcR: where is a certain jesus?
BobbyMcR: a 'personal' jesus
BobbyMcR: i think andrea wants to go too
Ermac: lori is prolly out
Ermac: with him
BobbyMcR: but i'm sure the car has at least 4 seats
BobbyMcR: unless he has others with him
Ermac: then it has less seats
BobbyMcR: yes
BobbyMcR: fewer seats, idiot
BobbyMcR: i hate you!!!
Ermac: yeah well i hate you for the making a mistake in the first place!!!
BobbyMcR: i hate you in the second place, then!!
Ermac: damn..second place is the first loser :(
BobbyMcR: yeah!!
* Ermac goes and kills himself
Ermac: (you didn't ask the question......)
BobbyMcR: hmm?
Ermac: ("are you suicidal?")
BobbyMcR: oh
BobbyMcR: are you suicidal?
Ermac: (too late you asshole, i'm dead)
BobbyMcR: damn
BobbyMcR: parentheses mean dead guy talking, i guess
Ermac: (yeah)
BobbyMcR: (okay)
BobbyMcR: (oh no, i must have died!!)
Ermac: (what the?! i didn't even notice you die!!)
BobbyMcR: (wow, that proves i'm dead...it took me 7 minutes to reply to that last comment)
BobbyMcR: well, hopefully jesus 'knowz' what he's doing
Ermac: shut up
BobbyMcR: wow
BobbyMcR: we're alive!
BobbyMcR: it's a miracle
BobbyMcR: yhg
BobbyMcR: g
BobbyMcR: gf
BobbyMcR: gf
BobbyMcR: gf
BobbyMcR: gf
BobbyMcR: andrea was typing randomly
BobbyMcR: but it spelled 'gf'
BobbyMcR: for girlfriend...how appropriate
*** BobbyMcR is now known as Lakritze
Lakritze: I love my brian sooooo much
Lakritze: but sometimes i hate him
Ermac: aww
Lakritze: like now
Lakritze: because of him leaving me...
Lakritze: :(
Lakritze: but usually i love him
Lakritze: :)
*** Lakritze was kicked by Lizadrin (flood)
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*** CowGrain sets mode: +v Famous
*** Lizadrin sets mode: +o Famous
*** CowGrain was kicked by Famous (+v this, you asshole)
Jiffypop: hmm...
Jiffypop: so? what's the word with mofo's party?
Famous: mofo
Famous: is going to be there
Famous: so it's going to suck
Jiffypop: thanks there ant
Famous: no prob
Jiffypop: :)
Famous: but hey, we could like... make fun of him and stuff
Famous: so it should be cool
Jiffypop: hehehe, there you go!
Jiffypop: way to find the silver lining!
Famous: see, i know how to make a party a party
Reesie: does anyone else here think that stanley kubrick is one of those psycho geniuses?
Famous: yes... stanley kubrick... the genius behind "pyscho"
Reesie: he didn't do psycho
Famous: REALLY?
Reesie: SHUT UP!
Reesie: *sniff*
Famous: OKAY!
Reesie: FINE!
Arden: now children..
Famous: I'M GLAD WE HAVE THIS SETTLED!
Reesie: ME TOO!
Famous: SO... WHAT'S UP?
Famous: i'm going to call taco bell co. and complain
SPdreamer: good
CowGrain: yay
SPdreamer: do it every day for a month
Famous: i went to taco bell today, which is usually a bright point of my day
Famous: because taco bell rules
Famous: anyway
Famous: today i got watered-down pop, hard crunchy rice, and a stray piece of chicken(?!?) in my 7-layer burrito
Famous: it was the one in sea-tac mall land... next to deja vu
Ermac: wow, a piece of chicken can happen, but a watered-down pop in it?
Ermac: (wah, wah)
SPdreamer: mm.. crunchy rice
Famous: today i got the following: watered-down pop; hard crunchy rice; a stray piece of chicken(?!?) in my 7-layer burrito
Ermac: thanks
Famous: there you go... even though my first sentence was still technically correct, albeit phrased "confusingly" (even though you would have to be an idiot to not know what i'm saying)
Ermac: <--idiot
Famous: sorry, man
CowGrain: I didn't get it the first time
CowGrain: man oh man
Ermac: <mofo> <--idiot
Famous: hey mofo
CowGrain: yes Anthony
Famous: you know how i always call people losers and idiots when they go to bed?
CowGrain: you do?
Famous: yes, and there's a reason for that.... now go to bed
DelMonte: haha
Ermac: DIS!
joshieboi: anyone else notice how anthony is the comedian in all of the newish quotes? what's that about?
joshieboi: he's supa' leet
joshieboi: or maybe he's just supa' funny and i don't get it
MatriXX: shut up
* MatriXX sings to himself
* MatriXX is in love with courtney westburg still
MatriXX: dammit she is hot
Ermac: boo
MatriXX: no!!
MatriXX: courtney westburg is hot as hell
MatriXX: if only she knew how in love with her I was
MatriXX: dammit
MatriXX: her and that girl from drill team
MatriXX: i forget her name
Ermac: hailey williams?
MatriXX: yea!!!
MatriXX: dammit!!
MatriXX: she is hot as hell!!!
Ermac: ugh
MatriXX: what's wrong with you!!
Ermac: out of all the actual hot chicks on drill team
MatriXX: oh geez
Ermac: you had to pick the one..oh i'll be nice
akkmed: i am the luckiest son of a bitch in the world today
akkmed: i did something that every man half dreams of
akkmed: two chicks came into fred meyer
akkmed: one of them i had talked to before
Ermac: sex with them in the back room?
akkmed: no
akkmed: they took me outside to their waiting jaguar and i made out with both of them
Ermac: whoa..crazy
akkmed: yeah
akkmed: i know
akkmed: they got pictures of it too
akkmed: i'm going to get copies when they come in to develop them, they took the pictures, not me btw
Ermac: pictures of what?
akkmed: and i'm going to post them, just cuz this is the coolest day ever
akkmed: of me making out with them
Ermac: cool
Ermac: but where they hot?
Ermac: and why?
akkmed: yes they were hot
akkmed: and why what?
Ermac: did they make out with you
akkmed: why does the sun shine?
Ermac: certainly not to make out with kevin
Famous: so sublime has another album out
Famous: they've now released more albums after the death of their singer than they did before
Ermac: yep
Reesie: they sure seem to be doing well for a band whose lead singer has been dead for five years
* Ermac grabs the sublime sponge, squeezing it for years and years to demonstrate the metaphor
Reesie: hehe
Famous: hey shane, that's isn't... oh, never mind... i mistook that sublime sponge for the tupac sponge
Famous: they are very similar
* Ermac flips the sponge over, revealing the TUPAC sponge
Famous: if a member of ysib dies, we shouldn't tell anyone
Famous: and just keep releasing albums
Reesie: yeah
Famous: yeah, it would be cool to be popular enough where the band member's death increases the popularity of the band
Famous: there's a fine line... somewhere between blind melon and sublime
Ermac: well
Ermac: blind melon got a new singer
Ermac: sublime just kept re-releasing shiznit
Famous: but they aren't "blind melon" anymore... and they sure aren't as popular as they were doing "no rain" fever
Ermac: i thoguht they kept the name?
Ermac: well..they did for a while, at least
Ermac: the members of sublime are now in long beach dub all stars
Famous: yeah
Ermac: doing covers of sublime songs with different words and a different singer
Reesie: hehe
Famous: oh really... is that what they do?
Famous: ugh
Ermac: not literally :)
Ermac: but they sound exactly the same, maybe a little slower
Famous: oh
Famous: i see
Famous: hey, blind melon played blind melon songs with joe candlebox on vocals at some show after shannon's death
Famous: i bet it was the greatest thing ever
Ermac: haha
Ermac: ah, joe candlebox
Famous: "who can we find who is more of a dumbass than our old lead singer?" "um... is joe candlebox available?" "i could give him a call..."
Reesie: I'm seriously debating on whether or not the millennium expo would be worth the trouble... I wanna go :)
Famous: ?
Reesie: the seattle sci fi convention in march
Reesie: tim russ... the guy who plays darth vader... barbara march and gwyneth walsh... decent lineup
Famous: "thanks for coming everyone, and now... the guy who plays darth vader!"
BobbyMcR: so, how about fixedsys?
BobbyMcR: isn't that the coolest font west of the mississippi?
BobbyMcR: east of the mississippi, it's courier new
BobbyMcR: for whatever reason, they elected different "coolest fonts" for eastern and western US
BobbyMcR: don't ask me how it works, i'm just reporting the results of the election
SPdreamer: thanks, Brian
BobbyMcR: what does the red light/green light criggity-crap mean in napster?
Ermac: online/offline? not sure
BobbyMcR: hmm
BobbyMcR: what about yellow light then?
Ermac: yellow means..almost offline..
BobbyMcR: means...about to be offline, better floor it!
Ermac: yep
Ermac: and then you can speed your download up
BobbyMcR: yes
BobbyMcR: there's the new "gas pedal" feature in napster
UberBeth: !translate english german your mom is a ho
Lizadrin: Translating 'your mom is a ho' from english to german....
Lizadrin: Ihr mom ist ein ho
Arden: hehe
UberBeth: !translate german english ihr mom ist ein ho
Lizadrin: Translating 'ihr mom ist ein ho' from german to english....
Lizadrin: you mom are ho
UberBeth: eh....... close enough
Arden: you, mom, are ho
t3kno: There were like 300+ students in the computer lab all frantically working on last minute reports and such for there classes.
Akkmed: sons of bitches
t3kno: yeah
Akkmed: i say you take a gun to school and kill them all
BobbyMcR: yeah
BobbyMcR: no
BobbyMcR: wait
BobbyMcR: first make a list
SPdreamer: okay kids
SPdreamer: what movies should I rent tonight?
Ermac: me
SPdreamer: *writing down* Shane
SPdreamer: what else?
Ermac: hehe..actually..that movie isn't very good
SPdreamer: dissed
Akkmed: so what does it take to get on liz' good list?
DelMonte: oral sex
SPdreamer: she's picky, too
Akkmed: i don't go in for those sort of back door shenanigans
Ermac: yeah..good oral sex
SPdreamer: Shane!
Akkmed: i suck at oral sex, ;-)
SPdreamer: me too
SPdreamer: it's all good
Ermac: brooke, you rawk at oral sex
SPdreamer: thanks
SPdreamer: I'll have to "hook you up" sometime
Akkmed: can you give me any pointers brooke?
Ermac: excellent..
Akkmed: for the ladies of course
SPdreamer: um.. don't get it from chris
SPdreamer: (dissssss)
Ermac: ouch!
DelMonte: *looks around*
Akkmed: i felt that one over here in the valley
Ermac: son have a bitch
moonrock: SONE OF A SHANE
Akkmed: shane! you never told us you had a sone!
Ermac: alas
Ermac: i have a bastard sone
moonrock: his one any only
SPdreamer: aww.. Kelly emailed me!
SPdreamer: Hi, :-)
SPdreamer: My name is Kelly. I just turned 18. I'm still in high school.
SPdreamer: Me and my cute girl friends got really nasty at school and decided to show you what we did in gym class.
SPdreamer: You won't believe what you'll see!
Akkmed: wow
Akkmed: that's hot
Akkmed: what's the link i wanna see now
SPrklMstR: I wanna see!
SPrklMstR: forward it!
SPrklMstR: :)
Akkmed: my appetite has been piqued
SPdreamer: uh.. click the link
DelMonte: must... pay... money... to... website!
Lizadrin: [Reesie] Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations
*** Lizadrin sets mode: +o Reesie
DelMonte: Ceriggityreese!
SPdreamer: I don't get that kind of greeting
DelMonte: you kinda have to have a 2-syllable plus name
Ermac: brrrrriggitybrooke!
Reesie: hehe
SPdreamer: yay!
DelMonte: I slouch corrected
SPdreamer: thanks, shane
Ermac: wah..herbie in an hour :(
BobbyMcR: ??
BobbyMcR: herbie?
Ermac: havrey dagner
Ermac: you could go see them
BobbyMcR: no i couldn't
BobbyMcR: where?
BobbyMcR: ?
Ermac: umm
Ermac: sit/spin
BobbyMcR: and that is...?
Ermac: asshole
BobbyMcR: ??
Ermac: !!
BobbyMcR: @_@
BobbyMcR: (^_^)
CowGrain: it's there...
* CowGrain steals Brian
BobbyMcR: oh
BobbyMcR: i've been kidnapped
CowGrain: yes
CowGrain: now I shall ransom you for $4.75
BobbyMcR: alright
BobbyMcR: going once...
BobbyMcR: going twice...
BobbyMcR: sold to jesus segura!
BobbyMcR: alright, give me the $4.75
CowGrain: dammit
* CowGrain pays out
BobbyMcR: yay
CowGrain: oh wait...
BobbyMcR: i'll be going now...
* BobbyMcR begins to do that cartoon running thing
CowGrain: fawk!
* BobbyMcR starts running in place, ready to take off any time now...
* CowGrain begins to do that real life running thing with cartoon sound effects
BobbyMcR: interesting
CowGrain: it makes it sound like i'm going fast
Jiffypop: hehehe, i read "Jack in the Box Trainee Eats His Coat" yesterday
BobbyMcR: my original work
BobbyMcR: i'm a playwright, you know
Jiffypop: oh really?
Jiffypop: :)
BobbyMcR: yeah
BobbyMcR: i've written 'many' other things
Jiffypop: 'many', huh ... such as? :)
BobbyMcR: oh, i don't think i need to mention them here
* Jiffypop laughs
* BobbyMcR sings the "office 2000 sucks" song
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BobbyMcR: are you rob?
IAmRob: Yes, yes I am.
Jiffypop: hi "rob"
IAmRob: Hi "pop".
BobbyMcR: rob, do you like the smashing pumpkins?
Jiffypop: :)
IAmRob: Only on Halloween ;)
BobbyMcR: there's a "the" in there to avoid confusion between the action and the band
IAmRob: Oh, yeah, I can't read.
BobbyMcR: rob, you're dumb
IAmRob: Yes, yes I am.
* Jiffypop puts a "Hi. My Name Is ... ROB" sticker on rob
Jiffypop: just seemed fitting
BobbyMcR: with the ellipsis and everything
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Jiffypop: :P poo!
BobbyMcR: eddie
BobbyMcR: is
BobbyMcR: here
Jiffypop: thanks for that brian.
Jiffypop: :)
BobbyMcR: what brian?
* BobbyMcR plays several rimshots at the same time
KingEdwrd: hey hey
Jiffypop: we're the monkies
BobbyMcR: 'monkies'?
KingEdwrd: you know
KingEdwrd: "hey hey were the monkeys, people say we monkey around"
BobbyMcR: yeah, those guys are always busy singing
Jiffypop: hmm, i thought it looked wrong
KingEdwrd: yup
BobbyMcR: a little too busy, if you ask me
KingEdwrd: no way man
BobbyMcR: well, i guess that prevents them from putting anyone down
BobbyMcR: that's a plus
* Jiffypop cracks open a bottle of Fire
Jiffypop: yay for spawned snapple products!
* BobbyMcR grabs a bottle of scotch and watches lots of crotch
Jiffypop: "all natural"
BobbyMcR: fruiti-o's are all natural
Jiffypop: that's what makes them so good
BobbyMcR: uh-huh
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Lizadrin: [CowGrain] <moonrock> bah bah black sheep have you any wool...
Jiffypop: yes sir, yes sir, three bags full ...
* CowGrain gives Ban a prize
* CowGrain falls asleep
Jiffypop: thanks!
* Ermac kicks the mofo
* Jiffypop pokes mofo
* CowGrain ows
* CowGrain giggles
Jiffypop: *poke, poke*
* CowGrain cries since he laughed and shane gave him a bruise
Jiffypop: :)
Ermac: yay
* CowGrain laugh/cries some more
Jiffypop: *poke, poke*
* CowGrain laugh/cries so much he dies
Jiffypop: oh no!
Jiffypop: :)
CowGrain: well there goes the mofo
Jiffypop: hey, you can't say that
CowGrain: yes I can
Ermac: die
Jiffypop: no. you can't.
* Jiffypop scowls
CowGrain: if Shane can do it I can do it
CowGrain: too
Jiffypop: yeah, but you're not cool like shane ... i don't think it works
Ermac: :D
CowGrain: nope it still does
Jiffypop: no. it doesn't.
Jiffypop: >:Z
Ermac: DIS!
* CowGrain looks through the laws from the start of the channel and says that he can
CowGrain: being a founding father...
* CowGrain implodes
Ermac: hurrah!
BobbyMcR: hehe, some 40 year old guy (at least he looks it) is talking to someone about his comp. programming I course
BobbyMcR: ha
BobbyMcR: i'm taking that next quarter
BobbyMcR: man, old people and college
BobbyMcR: not a good mix
* Jiffypop groans
BobbyMcR: there are some old people in my physics class
BobbyMcR: they don't know anything
BobbyMcR: but i guess i should be glad they're in there, lowering the curve and stuff
Jiffypop: :)
BobbyMcR: it's a shame we are reduced to that level of thinking
BobbyMcR: but that's college for ya!!
* BobbyMcR plays ending theme music
Jiffypop: *credits roll*
CowGrain: oh look vegetarian lasagna
Jiffypop: "yay"
CowGrain: oh look, vegetarian Brian Rogers.
BobbyMcR: wah
BobbyMcR: i'm not a vegetarian!
BobbyMcR: really, guys
BobbyMcR: look, i'm eating meat!
* BobbyMcR eats 'meat'
CowGrain: no you just play one in real life
BobbyMcR: damn, single quotes
BobbyMcR: well, i guess i am then
* CowGrain point and laughs at Brian or whatever
BobbyMcR: i prefer whatever to being laughed at
CowGrain: okay, I'll keep that in mind next time
Jiffypop: but what is 'whatever' really? ....
CowGrain: hot hot hot
BobbyMcR: hot! hot! hot!
Jiffypop: HOT! HOT! HOT!
BobbyMcR: HOT!!! HOT!!! HOT!!!
CowGrain: the food was hot
Jiffypop: suuuure
BobbyMcR: spicy or temperature?
BobbyMcR: wait, is that vegetarian lasagna?
CowGrain: temp.
CowGrain: yes
BobbyMcR: what are YOU doing eating vegetables??
BobbyMcR: mr. meat-eater
Jiffypop: hehe, grrr...
CowGrain: yes because that is all I eat
* CowGrain eats an entire cow to satisfy Brians
Jiffypop: several Brians ...
CowGrain: yes
CowGrain: I speaking to his many personalities
CowGrain: which are all named Brian
CowGrain: *phew* same myself there
CowGrain: same=saved
t3kno: Hey I flew over the UofW today
BobbyMcR: you sure did...
BobbyMcR: were you actually flying a plane...or "flying a plane"
* BobbyMcR makes the 'dropping acid' motion
t3kno: haha
t3kno: What is the 'dropping acid motion' look like?
BobbyMcR: [brings piece of paper up to tongue, licks it, eyes roll back]
t3kno: Ahhh nah I didn't do that fly by..
BobbyMcR: sure... *wink, wink*
t3kno: <<wink wink>>
BobbyMcR: here you go, adam
BobbyMcR: Low Cost International Phone Sex
BobbyMcR: This special International phone sex line is unregulated by any authority. No censorship, so anything goes!
BobbyMcR: Call 1-011-6PUSSY47
BobbyMcR: or are Gay line at 1-011-678-75MEN
BobbyMcR: i got this in my hotmail account
BobbyMcR: you'll want the second number, i'm sure
t3kno: I'll leave you the 2nd #
BobbyMcR: no, it's all yours
t3kno: Nah you'd use it more than me
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BobbyMcR: no, i insist
t3kno: We will just give it to Eddie
BobbyMcR: okay, eddie
BobbyMcR: call: 1-011-678-75MEN
KingEdwrd: uhh
KingEdwrd: i'll try it later
Akkmed: <tv> it is my opinion that we need to take over all those countries and set their standards for tv veiwing
Akkmed: <Internet> that's where you're wrong mr. television, when everything is on me no one will be kept from seeing anything, people will have their minds expanded
Akkmed: <TV> isn't it true though, mr. internet, that you allow hardcore pornography onto yourself?
Akkmed: <Internet> yes but with proper adult supervision this shouldn't be a problem, if parents weren't so used to sitting children in front of some stupid box maybe they would spend time with their kids
Akkmed: <danrather> okay mr. internet, you are getting a little upset, take a breathe
Reesie: g'night
BobbyMcR: bye
Akkmed: <Internet> i'm sorry, it's just that this is a real sore spot for me.
*** Reesie has quit IRC (who wants that honey? as long as there's some money :))
Akkmed: <danrather> i understand, but you need to get a hold of yourself
Akkmed: <danrather> [to camera] as you can see it's going to be a close race. who will win? only time will tell.
Akkmed: <Time> that's right dan, and i'll tell all right after these commercial messages, stick around
Akkmed: night all
*** Akkmed has quit IRC (News Flash: When pizza is on a bagel you can eat pizza anytime)
Ermac: phew
Ermac: cool..fat mike is married to "erin"
SPrklMstR: thats my mom
BobbyMcR: bobby, does nofx ever come and visit?
SPrklMstR: this is Brooke, Actually
SPrklMstR: but yeah.. all the time
*** SPrklMstR is now known as SPdreamer
BobbyMcR: oh
BobbyMcR: your mom's name is erin?
BobbyMcR: she doesn't look like an erin
SPdreamer: no.. its "erin"
BobbyMcR: ???
SPdreamer: [00:32] <Ermac> cool..fat mike is married to "erin"
BobbyMcR: oh
BobbyMcR: i see
BobbyMcR: "erin"
BobbyMcR: the quotes are right there on the birth certificate
Ermac: <chris> duh, mah name's chris..i'll convert that there neon logo..duh..yeeeup
BobbyMcR: what are you talking about?
*** Ermac changes topic to 'we h8te chris'
BobbyMcR: neon logo?
Ermac: the neon logo you made
BobbyMcR: oh
BobbyMcR: whatever happened to that logo?
BobbyMcR: who has it?
Ermac: i might in my scrapbook
BobbyMcR: i don't think i have it anymore
BobbyMcR: i made a really good version of it just for you!
Ermac: i might have given it to chris tho
BobbyMcR: asshole
Ermac: yes he is
BobbyMcR: no, you!!
Ermac: :~~~~~~~~(!!!
BobbyMcR: :~~~~~~~~(
BobbyMcR: ow, my mouth!!
BobbyMcR: so how did your getting assignment plan work out?
t3kno: Turns out the teacher changed the date so its cool
BobbyMcR: well, that's good
t3kno: The main assigment I was worried about which was a lab I did yesterday in record time.. :)
BobbyMcR: whew
t3kno: So I now have the IT 217 record for building a computer.
BobbyMcR: that was your lab?
BobbyMcR: "building a computer"?
t3kno: Yep
t3kno: In under 30 min.
BobbyMcR: how does one do this?
CowGrain: magic
BobbyMcR: wow
BobbyMcR: i always wondered...now i know
BobbyMcR: so macintoshes must be built using black magic?
Akkmed: what up with brooke?
Ermac: ?
t3kno: what up with you?
Akkmed: why is life so good to brooke?
Akkmed: (in reference to topic)
Ermac: everyone hates her
Severian: duh
Akkmed: my bad
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Akkmed: can a brotha get some ops?
SPdreamer: if I had some.. they would be yours
Akkmed: how sweet
SPdreamer: thats my middle name
Akkmed: what on odd name
SPdreamer: Brooke Sweet Perrin
Akkmed: i'm kevin fucking isaacson
SPdreamer: do you really fuck?
Akkmed: no, it's just a name
Akkmed: i make sweet, sweet love
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BobbyMcR: hi
SPrklMstR: w3rd
BobbyMcR: yes, it is
BobbyMcR: so...
BobbyMcR: how about the concept of IRC, eh?
BobbyMcR: pretty crazy, huh?
SPrklMstR: yep
SPrklMstR: K-Razy
BobbyMcR: yeah
BobbyMcR: ...
BobbyMcR: ZZZZZZZ
BobbyMcR: some1 sux
BobbyMcR: his name is thou
Ermac: thou = kevin
BobbyMcR: no!!!!
BobbyMcR: wait, that's kevin's line
BobbyMcR: yes!!!!
Ermac: ah well..you are filling in for the prompter
Akkmed: i'm not going to dignify that with a response
BobbyMcR: dis
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Akkmed: are you really da bomb or is that just a name?
DA^BOMB: are u really gay?
Akkmed: no, but i play one on tv
Akkmed: i'm sensing some anger
Akkmed: do you want to talk about it?
DA^BOMB: and who are you again?
Akkmed: depends, who are you?
DA^BOMB: a dangerous person
Akkmed: i bet
Akkmed: does mr. dangerous person have a name?
Akkmed: i'm sure that's not on your birth certificate
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Ermac: any hos here?
Ermac: oh good..da^bomb
BobbyMcR: so
Ermac: os
BobbyMcR: Mac OS
CowGrain: 9.0
* CowGrain takes a few things and sticks them up Brians Yeah!
Ermac: .634
BobbyMcR: 3.1415926535897932384626433
BobbyMcR: so, how about that "irc"?
Ermac: i declare this day "Busiest Day on IRC for 2000"
Ermac: there are still a lot more days in 2000, but there's no way today can be topped
BobbyMcR: i agree
BobbyMcR: oops, i flooded the channel!!
Ermac: yeah, slow down, buddy!
Ermac: we don't need to add to this busy day!
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Lizadrin: [BobbyMcR] work sucks!!!
BobbyMcR: damn
BobbyMcR: the computer froze my ass
Ermac: hah
BobbyMcR: no
Ermac: -hah
BobbyMcR: good
Ermac: :X
BobbyMcR: :O
Ermac: B:O
BobbyMcR: this gawdamn mouse isn't working
Ermac: the B is my fist
BobbyMcR: uh...
BobbyMcR: looks like a guy with his sunglasses up
BobbyMcR: alright, problem solved
Ermac: ass
BobbyMcR: ?
Ermac: !
BobbyMcR: i like pringles
BobbyMcR: they were having a sale at bartell drugs
Ermac: pringles like you
BobbyMcR: pringles 99 cents each
BobbyMcR: (each chip, that is)
Ermac: wow! what a sale
BobbyMcR: okay, okay, it's 99 cents per can
BobbyMcR: joke's over
BobbyMcR: so i stocked up
BobbyMcR: nothing says loving like some guy
BobbyMcR: [some guy:] loving!
* BobbyMcR kills the guy
* Ermac loved that guy
BobbyMcR: sorry
* Ermac beats brian up severely in a fit of rage
BobbyMcR: no!!!
BobbyMcR: two wrongs don't make a right!!
Ermac: too late
* Ermac goes and kills himself
Ermac: some loving this guy had
Reesie: lauralee
CowGrain: Laurie!
Reesie: give me food
* Reesie sets up a donation fund: Food 4 Reesie
* Arden gives reesee some canned milk cookies
Reesie: sick
Reesie: sicksicksick
Reesie: that was gross
CowGrain: so Cerise what is this meal that Laurie speaks of?
Arden: sorry, it's the only food i have :)
Reesie: I'll eat 'em, Laurie. better than greek crap
CowGrain: who that fo'
Arden: hey!
Arden: screw you!
Reesie: Jesus, it was this time when we had to make cookies for something but Laurie had no milk so we used canned milk. it was nasty
Arden: at least i make my pbj right
Reesie: psh
Reesie: I think it was for the bakesale...?
Arden: actually we used canned instead of evaporated.. psh, what's the difference?
Reesie: ahhh that's right
Reesie: I told you there was a difference
Reesie: but you wouldn't listen
Reesie: "my house, my recipe!"
Arden: shut up1
Reesie: shut up2
* Arden kills reesie
Arden: shut up.
Reesie: and pbj is ALWAYS better with butter
Reesie: (my dying words)
Arden: it is not!
Arden: (my killing words)
Reesie: show some respect for the dead, do not argue
Arden: *kicks over tombstone*
Reesie: hey!
Reesie: ooh... frozen pizza... mmmm
Arden: haha "what do you want on your tombstone..?"
Arden: looks like all you get is my foot!
Reesie: "pepperoni (gross) and cheese!"
* Reesie eats Laurie's foot
Arden: you cant eat my foot you're dead you stupid ho!
Reesie: the dead can eat
Arden: they can dance, too
Reesie: where do you think they got "angel food cake?"
CowGrain: hold 'em back
Akkmed: dead men throw good parties
Reesie: indeed
Akkmed: me so tired
SPdreamer: weqhd
Akkmed: i'll take your keyed mumblings, brooke, as agreement
SPdreamer: good
SPdreamer: talked to chris lately?
Akkmed: no, why?
SPdreamer: well, tell him to burn in hell!
Akkmed: did he come out of the closet?
SPdreamer: *shrug*
SPdreamer: yeah
Reesie: hm
SPdreamer: he's actually bi sexual
Akkmed: is there real stryfe or are you being sarcastic?
SPdreamer: a little of both, I'm thinking
Ermac: i thought he said he was bi before
SPdreamer: has he?
SPdreamer: well, he's not
Ermac: oh
Akkmed: he's totally butt-ass-gay now
SPdreamer: he's a liar
SPdreamer: trying to make chicks believe he's so free thinkin'
Ermac: ha ha
Ermac: that's what i need to do
Ermac: "i'm gay..but..i just can't resist you..."
Ermac: <girl> "take me now!"
Akkmed: <chris> yeah baby, i'm gay *galglalgalg* <----(making out sounds)
SPdreamer: exactly
Akkmed: it took longer for my joke cuz i was trying to think of what making out sounds like
SPdreamer: well, both were funny
Akkmed: it seemed appropriate then to just randomly type "g"s "a"s and "l"s
Ermac: :Pq:
Akkmed: ahh
Ermac: "gay" chris ---> :Pq: <---chick he won over
Akkmed: i was looking more for a sound effect than a picture
Akkmed: sound effects are more effective than pictures
Ermac: you're more effective than pictures
BobbyMcR: hey, kevin...remember that project we did together about one of dickens' books?
BobbyMcR: and how 'good' of a job we did?
A3Kmed: no
A3Kmed: didn't we just get cliff's notes?
BobbyMcR: yeah
A3Kmed: <jafu> i'm shanking shots like a mofo
BobbyMcR: and we wrote like a 2 paragraph thing
A3Kmed: some guy in #tmbg knows mofo
BobbyMcR: that lasted about 1 minute
A3Kmed: i just remember that steinborn sucked
A3Kmed: mostly cuz she was jewish
BobbyMcR: she wasn't jewish
BobbyMcR: she was christian, ee-dyote
A3Kmed: but she's got a jewish-ey name, and that's enough for me
BobbyMcR: yeah
BobbyMcR: i 'h8' the jooze
A3Kmed: I h8 jews
A3Kmed: damn you
*** A3Kmed changes topic to '<BobbyMcR> i 'h8' the jooze'
BobbyMcR: jooze, rhymes with booze
A3Kmed: i get it, i get it
*** BobbyMcR changes topic to '<BobbyMcR> i 'h8' the...[Kevin]'
*** A3Kmed changes topic to '<BobbyMcR> i 'h8' the...[Heteros, me like the gays]'
*** BobbyMcR changes topic to '<A3Kmed> i 'h8' the...[Heteros, me like the gays]'
*** A3Kmed changes topic to '<BobbyMcR> I am gay, don't let anyone tell you otherwise. [kissing guy]'
BobbyMcR: have you ever read losing faith in faith?
A3Kmed: no
BobbyMcR: it's cool
*** BobbyMcR changes topic to 'anyone who changes this topic from now on is a Fundamentalist Christian'
BobbyMcR: the worst insult!!
*** A3Kmed changes topic to 'Brian Rogers has found God, can I get an Amen?'
A3Kmed: and so i finally show my true colors
BobbyMcR: damn
BobbyMcR: he's Gott me there
BobbyMcR: 'Gott' being german for 'God'
BobbyMcR: but you know ALL about that, don't you?
A3Kmed: no, why do you say that
BobbyMcR: mr. guy-that-took-'germin'
A3Kmed: no i didn't
* A3Kmed runs away
* BobbyMcR punches him
* A3Kmed remembers that he can't be punched though because he has run away, (wtg kev)
* BobbyMcR punches him anyway, despite objections
* BobbyMcR awaits his reaction...
A3Kmed: you are a dirty whore
* A3Kmed kicks brian in the groinal zone
BobbyMcR: ooh, sweet revenge
BobbyMcR: *dies*
* BobbyMcR died of a fatal 'groinal' injury
A3Kmed: mmmm...sweet, sweet revenge, tastes like meat
* BobbyMcR 's dead body "cries"
A3Kmed: me puts large steak in brian's mouth and squirts a1 all over him
A3Kmed: mmmm....
BobbyMcR: *wah-oh*
BobbyMcR: *(asterisks indicate "deadspeak")*
A3Kmed: where'd that sound come from?
* A3Kmed kicks brian in his frontal lobe
* BobbyMcR prays to god and comes back to life
BobbyMcR: yay
A3Kmed: nooooooo
BobbyMcR: my lord has prevailed once again
* A3Kmed kicks God in groinal zone
*** A3Kmed is now known as xtian_god
* xtian_god dies
*** xtian_god is now known as A3Kmed
A3Kmed: yay
BobbyMcR: uh-oh
BobbyMcR: that's no good
BobbyMcR: i am without purpose!!
* BobbyMcR killz his-self
* A3Kmed once again kicks brian in groinal zone
BobbyMcR: *nope, already dead, sorry*
BobbyMcR: *didn't do any good*
* A3Kmed kicked brian in groinal zone for fun
BobbyMcR: *oh*
BobbyMcR: *well, i suppose that is alright*
* BobbyMcR musters up the strength left after dying to sport a "thumbs up" sign
* A3Kmed eats brian's thumb
BobbyMcR: *if i were alive, that would have hurt*
BobbyMcR: *or should i say...*
BobbyMcR: *[annoying voice:] that musta HUUUUURTT!*
* A3Kmed surgically removes brians vocal chords
* A3Kmed then proceeds to eat them
BobbyMcR: *well, this is deadspeak...it doesn't require vocal cords*
* A3Kmed surgically removes brian's deadspeak chords and prodeeds to eat them as well
* A3Kmed kicks brian in his deadspeaking mouth
A3Kmed: take that, speaking while dead boy!
BobbyMcR: *you must have removed something else, because i have vocal CORDS, not CHORDS*
BobbyMcR: *ha*
* A3Kmed eats brian's brain so he can no longer formulate smart ass remarks whilst dead
BobbyMcR: *deadspeak, my friend...if it required a brain, it would be actual communication!*
BobbyMcR: *(TM)*
* BobbyMcR lives again
BobbyMcR: alright, i've had enough
A3Kmed: what the?!?!?!?!?
A3Kmed: fuck it
* BobbyMcR befriends the little scamp known as A3Kmed
BobbyMcR: let's be friends to the end, man
BobbyMcR: to the friendly end
A3Kmed: hold me
SPdreamer: hey now
SPdreamer: wah
Ermac: you're an all-star?
SPdreamer: yes
Ermac: then i suggest you get your game on
SPdreamer: I think I will
* SPdreamer goes and plays
Ermac: excellent
Ermac: adam is lame
t3kno: Adam is GOD
Ermac: oh..my mistake
t3kno: And not one of those false buddha ones
Ermac: <madonna in new video..and her old ones too> hi my name's madonna..did i mention i'm not wearing a bra? well here, let me bounce up and down constantly in slow motion! *does so*
Ermac: i told you i would return when the robin leaves/makes his nest..
Ermac: which one is it?
DelMonte: makes his nest
Ermac: i can't 'member
Ermac: thank ya
DelMonte: it would have to be all stretched out if it were leaves
DelMonte: "I told you I would return.. when the robin lee-hee-heeves"
Ermac: er
Ermac: well i meant "when the robin (makes/leaves) his nest"
DelMonte: ohh
DelMonte: yeah
DelMonte: well, still makes
Ermac: i had to use a math formula
Ermac: hehe
DelMonte: and i still ain't never coming back
Ermac: sorry
Ermac: 8ball i'm sorrry
Ermac: 8ball i'm saw...ha ha reee
DelMonte: you're sorry?
DelMonte: you're sorry?
DelMonte: sorry we broke up
A3Kmed: what about your sorry?
SPdreamer: wihefiwa
Ermac: sorry i wanted only to kiss you
DelMonte: YOU'RE gonna be the one who's sorry
SPdreamer: what the hell song is this?
SPdreamer: aowjfoawjfaorj
A3Kmed: so...you...wanted to take...a break...
DelMonte: first it was "butterfly," then it was "sorry," then it was "you're gonna be the one who's sorry"
A3Kmed: slow...it...down some... and have...some space........
A3Kmed: gimme my money back, gimme my money back, you bitch
A3Kmed: i want my money back
DelMonte: and don't forget
DelMonte: and don't forget
A3Kmed: to give me back my black t-shirt
DelMonte: I am jet black, I am stone cold
DelMonte: jet black, to the center
DelMonte: funny like a funeral
DelMonte: I need you to bury me
A3Kmed: i wish i hadn't bought you dinner, right before you dumped me on your front porch
SPdreamer: um
DelMonte: old man on the back porch
DelMonte: old man on the back porch
DelMonte: old man on the back porch
DelMonte: and that old man is me
DelMonte: old man, please stay a while
DelMonte: I know I've seemed too busy
Ermac: i'll make ya coffee
Ermac: i'll make ya toast
DelMonte: but now I'll make the time
DelMonte: please tell me one more story
Ermac: but, i want use butter
DelMonte: story of my li-hi-hi-hife
A3Kmed: will you use cheese?
DelMonte: story of my li-hife
Ermac: no!
Ermac: i won't use jelly
Ermac: i won't use any of these things
Lizadrin: Ermac, Hayol no, bitch!
A3Kmed: what will you uswe?
DelMonte: what, then, will you use?
Lizadrin: Ermac, We won't go there
Ermac: liz is lagged
Ermac: i'll uuuuse vaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaahaahahaaaaaasoline
A3Kmed: mmmm
A3Kmed: vaseline
DelMonte: mmmm
DelMonte: kevin sucks
A3Kmed: i know a guy who goes to shows
* DelMonte throws up at the idea of eating vaseline
A3Kmed: and when he's at home and he blows his nose
* Ermac uses vaseline for "eating"
A3Kmed: he don't use napkins
A3Kmed: or his sleeves
* DelMonte uses vaseline for anal sex
Ermac: hmm..you guys have inspired me to listen to old nerf herder next
A3Kmed: he don't use tissue or any of these
Ermac: new nerf herder rocks..although it's a short cd like the old one
DelMonte: he uses taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaangerines
A3Kmed: he uses maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagaaaazines
A3Kmed: no
DelMonte: (to blow his nose on, of course)
A3Kmed: that's the girl who wants her hair to be REAL orange
Ermac: "ow! my nose!"
Ermac: yeah
Ermac: and you can't get tangerines at the store, obviously
A3Kmed: that you buy at the store to color your hair bitch!
A3Kmed: it's unspoken
Ermac: no..you can't buy it at "the store"
Ermac: i saw her at the club
DelMonte: she was hangin' with the french girl
Ermac: [french girl's name]
Ermac: in the first cd, she has lips just like cherry coke
Ermac: but in the new cd, she has lips like strawberry quik
Ermac: is that an improvement?
DelMonte: I would say so
Ermac: i suppose strawberry quick is a little "smoother"
DelMonte: I'd rather have a ho with strawberry quik lips than cherry coke lips
Ermac: haha..yeah..a ho
Ban: we're watching your lorifest vid
Ban: hehehhe
Ermac: that was a cute outfit..yellow glasses..tank top under mesh
Ban: EVERYBODY!!!
Ban: rock your body right! backstreet's back ALRIGHT!!!
Ermac: hehehe
Ermac: i wanna ysib again
Ban: hehehe, your pants were really shiny in the "stage" lights
Ermac: scary
Ermac: i was just trying to attract attention to my lower half..you know me
CowGrain: Magnum PI
Ermac: magnum FU
CowGrain: FU?
Ermac: F U
CowGrain: Magnum Fight Ummms
Ermac: Magnum FUCK YOU MOFO
*** Ermac has quit IRC ("your gonna die, mofo")
CowGrain: wouldn't that be Magnum FYM?
*** Arden (arden667@07-145.009.popsite.net) has joined #SuperDeluxe
DelMonte: Laaaurie!
Arden: chriiis
MatriXX: blah
DelMonte: blaaaah!
MatriXX: blaaaaaaaaah!!!
Arden: that's often the reaction i have to chris..
*** Now talking in #SuperDeluxe
*** Topic is 'this year's board this! lineup: crap, crap, and more crap (and MxPx!)'
*** Set by Ermac on Fri Mar 03 13:48:15
NiSa: i finally got ice cream
DelMonte: yay!
NiSa: Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough
NiSa: yummie
t3kno: <<mmmm>>
BobbyMcR: bleh
BobbyMcR: cookie dough is only good as baked cookies
NiSa: no it's good in ice cream
BobbyMcR: nope
BobbyMcR: sorry, but that is incorrect
DelMonte: psh
DelMonte: cookie dough ice cream rules
Nisa: see everyone agrees with me Brian
BobbyMcR: yes
BobbyMcR: everyone = chris
DelMonte: awwww yeah
Nisa: so that's good enough..it's still 2 against one
BobbyMcR: well, i'll find someone...
Nisa: where's Adam?
t3kno: I'm here
Nisa: do u like Chocolate chip cookie dough?
DelMonte: "u"... hrmph.
t3kno: yeah
DelMonte: yay!
DelMonte: everyone does agree with her!
Nisa: does the cookie dough taste better baked?
Nisa: hehe
DelMonte: it gets old faster as cookie dough
t3kno: Cookies (baked) and ice cream are better though
DelMonte: but for any batch of cookies I would bake, I would certainly reserve some for consumption in dough form
*** S0meGuy (yah@D-128-208-36-46.dhcp.washington.edu) has joined #superdeluxe
S0meGuy: hello, ladies and gentlemen
S0meGuy: i do not like cookie dough ice cream
BobbyMcR: ha
Nisa: in L.A. they have these things called Pazookies (warm cookies, and ice cream in the middle...its grubbin)
BobbyMcR: see??
BobbyMcR: ??
Nisa: lol
Nisa: talkin to yourself again
S0meGuy: what do you mean, Nisa_?
S0meGuy: i am completely independent of BobbyMcR
Nisa: S0meGuy is yah@D-128-208-36-46.dhcp.washington.edu * NotBrian
Nisa: S0meGuy on #superdeluxe
Nisa: S0meGuy using irc-w.frontiernet.net Frontier GlobalCenter IRC West Server
Nisa: S0meGuy End of /WHOIS list.
DelMonte: haha
Nisa: BobbyMcR is yah@D-128-208-36-46.dhcp.washington.edu * Brian
Nisa: BobbyMcR on @#JoeFudge @#superdeluxe @#YSIB
Nisa: BobbyMcR using irc.sprynet.com [165.121.1.46] Server in the Woods
Nisa: BobbyMcR End of /WHOIS list.
Nisa: lol
S0meGuy: it clearly says NotBrian
S0meGuy: which happens to be my name
S0meGuy: NotBrian UnRogers
S0meGuy: it's swahili
Nisa: that's great
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Nisa: hehe
Nisa: i can do that too
Someb0dy: Apparently there has been some discussion as to the desirability of eating cookie dough in ice cream
Someb0dy: I feel compelled to give my opinion on the matter
S0meGuy: yes there has, Someb0dy
*** Someb0dy is now known as Everyone
S0meGuy: what is it?
Everyone: It roolz
Nisa: lol
*** IAmEvry1 (rogersb@becker1.u.washington.edu) has joined #superdeluxe
Nisa: some of us are really bored tonite
IAmEvry1: hello
IAmEvry1: i have somehow heard the conversation in this channel
t3kno: all of us I think
Everyone: Hey, *I'm* everyone
IAmEvry1: my nick clearly states that I am everyone
IAmEvry1: and cookie dough ice cream is no good
Everyone: no, you are I am everyone
Everyone: I am everyone
* Nisa is about to die of laughter
IAmEvry1: it is clear that cookie dough ice cream sucks
IAmEvry1: who is with me?
S0meGuy: me!!
DelMonte: not me!
BobbyMcR: I am!!
Everyone: not me!
Nisa: not me!!!
BobbyMcR: well, it's 3-3
IAmEvry1: yes, quite a predicament
Nisa: 3 against 2
BobbyMcR: no
BobbyMcR: I say sux
IAmEvry1: i say sux
Nisa: im confused
S0meGuy: i say sux
Everyone: the number of "not me"s is greater than the number of "me"s and "I am"s
Everyone: so we win!
Everyone: 3-2!
IAmEvry1: you must be one of those "the millenium is 2000" bastards
Everyone: agreeing with IAmEvry1 vs. not agreeing with IAmEvry1
Everyone: you must be one of those guys who sucks
*** Smilie^ (nisa2@user-33qthnh.dialup.mindspring.com) has joined #superdeluxe
*** OtherGuy (yah@D-128-208-36-46.dhcp.washington.edu) has joined #superdeluxe
OtherGuy: hello, everyone
Smilie^: hi
OtherGuy: and iamevery1
OtherGuy: etc.
OtherGuy: i believe there is a debate going on here
OtherGuy: is that correct?
Everyone: I'm not willing to open that many irc windows
OtherGuy: the debate is about cookie dough ice cream
OtherGuy: and i say it sucks
Everyone: since I'm everyone, many people are typing as one through me
Smilie^: Cookie dough ice cream is the bomb
OtherGuy: uh-huh...
Everyone: 6 billion, actually
Smilie^: who's with me!!!
Everyone: yay
OtherGuy: sorry
OtherGuy: cookie dough ice cream sucks
Nisa: i am...it's yummy
Nisa: no u suck
Nisa: heheh
OtherGuy: cookie dough ice cream will hereafter be referred to a CDIC
OtherGuy: CDIC sucks
IAmEvry1: CDIC sucks!
S0meGuy: CDIC sucks!
BobbyMcR: CDIC sux!!
Smilie^: sorry dude it does not
BobbyMcR: nope
Everyone: you suck CDIC
BobbyMcR: we're all clearalsdfa
* BobbyMcR laughs while typing
BobbyMcR: touché
IAmEvry1: still, the fact remains that "see dick" sucks
Nisa: lol
OtherGuy: agreed
S0meGuy: yep, i say CDIC is almost as bad as DIC, that old cartoon production company
S0meGuy: the one that did inspector gadget
OtherGuy: yes, among others
Smilie^: you guis must be bored to be debating CCCD ice cream
Everyone: I was thinking of the same thign
BobbyMcR: yeah, i remember that
DelMonte: thing
Everyone: right
Smilie^: goodbye lovely people
Everyone: CCCD ice cream?
S0meGuy: what the hell is that?
OtherGuy: hmm
Nisa: Chocolate Chip cookie dough
OtherGuy: oh
Everyone: "yoo GWEE"
*** Smilie^ has quit IRC (Leaving)
OtherGuy: well, it has been fun, and i'm glad we've reached an agreement
OtherGuy: cdic sucks
Everyone: (pronounciation of "you guis")
*** OtherGuy has quit IRC ((cookie dough sucks...but nintendon't))
*** S0meGuy has quit IRC (i agree...suck my CDIC, CDIC!)
*** Everyone has quit IRC ('fraid not)
*** IAmEvry1 has quit IRC ('fraid so)
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Famous: good morning
Famous: ah... he's away
DelMonte: Indeed I is
Famous: what a bastard you are
Famous: being away... what a nerve
Famous: it's a good thing you are here to talk about how away you are... wait a minute... BEING HERE?!?!?!
Famous: ash rules
Famous: here's why they rule:
Famous: 1) rockin' songs
Famous: 2) the hot chick guitarist
Famous: 3) i want to get with the hot chick guitarist
DelMonte: hehe
DelMonte: 4) you enjoy the rockin' songs?
Famous: yeah, there's that too
BobbyMcR: i heard your 'under the sea'
BobbyMcR: i heard you're under the sea
DelMonte: heh
DelMonte: it's true
BobbyMcR: both can be correct
BobbyMcR: if the price is right!
BobbyMcR: [theme music]
DelMonte: haha
DelMonte: all these sentences can be yours... if the price is right!
BobbyMcR: under my dick...under my dick
BobbyMcR: there'll be no...
BobbyMcR: uh
* BobbyMcR ends the parody
Famous: hey i was checking out that xscathedx guy's site
Famous: and saw he had a lot of your guys' stuff archived
Famous: and ysib
DelMonte: yep
DelMonte: and there's a picture of his ass, too
Famous: and that ruled how he registered 7theend.com
Famous: wonder how many people he's "tricked"
BobbyMcR: what's that?
Famous: this guy's domain is 7theend.com
Famous: and he has a subdomain called "107"
Famous: so if people go 107.7thend.com -- it goes to him
DelMonte: heh... I never thought about it
BobbyMcR: wow
Famous: the real end site is 1077theend.com
BobbyMcR: that's pretty h-ip
Famous: he set 107.7theend.com to forward to caguliera.com
DelMonte: yeah, heh
Famous: christina aguliera's site
Famous: and from there i learned that christina aguliera is into KORN
Famous: hehe
BobbyMcR: that's int.
DelMonte: haha
DelMonte: wow
Famous: which makes her cooler from some reason, even though korn sucks
BobbyMcR: yeah, i guess so
DelMonte: she's just keepin' it fresh
Famous: eh... i don't have a problem with christina
DelMonte: I have a problem with her
Famous: she can actually sing, and she's actually good looking
DelMonte: I didn't until I saw the superbowl halftime show
DelMonte: and she was signing in it
DelMonte: her arm motions were annoying as all bullfuck
BobbyMcR: hehe
BobbyMcR: maybe 50% bullfuck
DelMonte: she's like "look at my arms! listen to the way my voice does that stupid whoa-ah-whoa-oo-oh thing at the end of every line! aren't I a li'l diva?"
Famous: i didn't see it
Famous: i saw a bit of that edward james olmos being a dumbfuck, though
Famous: "the magic of the millenium... blah blah blah... this makes no sense"
DelMonte: yeah
DelMonte: stupid edward james olmos
DelMonte: I thought he was cooler than that
BobbyMcR: okay, you're right
BobbyMcR: 100% bullfuck
Ermac: christina can't sing at all..and she does the dumb thing with her head too, which shows that she's living with the notes, or something
DelMonte: hahaha
Famous: i don't know
Famous: i guess we have to compare her to the lowest similar artists... that being britney spears
DelMonte: yep
Ermac: she's hotter than britney
DelMonte: she's definitely a better singer and a hotter chick than britney spears
Famous: and she's a god damn musical genius and the most beauftiful woman in the world compared to britney
Ermac: or, britney is less hot, if you want to think of it that way
BobbyMcR: britney is freakin' normal looking
DelMonte: yeah
DelMonte: that's exactly what I think
BobbyMcR: she is in no way more attractive than n-e-1 else in the damn world
DelMonte: talentless chicks aren't allowed to be famous and normal looking
DelMonte: it doesn't make sense
Ermac: britney meets the quota of "just yer average girl"s in mtv-world
Famous: here's how i look at it:
Famous: i'd do christina aguliera
Famous: and i wouldn't do britney spears... or well, maybe i would... but there would be a lot of hair pulling and clawing and screaming and stuff while i was doing it
DelMonte: haha
Ermac: yeah, i'd have rough sex with her
Famous: yep
Ermac: just so i could beat her ass and get sexual pleasure at the same time
Famous: exactly
Ermac: hehe
DelMonte: it'd be like "yeah, bitch... you like that? I'm just doing this so I can tell people about it later, what do you think about that?"
Famous: make her regret she ever met me
DelMonte: more psychological
BobbyMcR: yeah
BobbyMcR: show that bitch the what-4
Ermac: anal sex, of course
DelMonte: of course
Famous: but i'd make sweet love to christina aguliera, and enjoy it
Famous: so that's how i look at it
DelMonte: eh
DelMonte: I'd probably kick her ass too
Famous: so anyway
* Ermac kicks someone's ass
* BobbyMcR punches thee
Ermac: doh! i hast been punched!
BobbyMcR: thou hast
Ermac: thy shalt pay!
BobbyMcR: my shalt pays what?
Ermac: hehe
BobbyMcR: thy means 'your' sm4r7 guy
Ermac: thy = you now
Famous: thy suck = you now suck
Famous: and you do!
Ermac: thy = anthony is a dumbass
Ermac: hey guys, thy!
DelMonte: haha
BobbyMcR: 'thy' cool
Famous: anthony is a dumbass cool?
Ermac: th'y cool!
Famous: or you now cool?
BobbyMcR: where did you get the idea that "thy" means "you now"?
Ermac: thy = you now
Famous: yeah
Famous: he meant "thy" = "you" now
BobbyMcR: yeah, but i mean besides the fact that you made it up...?
BobbyMcR: oh
BobbyMcR: i misunderstood
BobbyMcR: but it's still wrong, any way you slice it!!
Ermac: February 13 - 8:00 - Alone Again, Natura-Diddily (BABF10)
Ermac: Maude Flanders dies (we think); Shawn Colvin guest voices as a church choir singer who consoles Ned
DelMonte: shawn colvin... how'd she get that gig? hehe
BobbyMcR: shawn colvin sucks my bitch
Famous: Shawn Colvin guest voices as a church choir singer who consoles Ned. Shawn Colvin also really sucks.
Ermac: yeah really
BobbyMcR: she had that one song...
Famous: well glad we are all in argreement there
BobbyMcR: what the dick was it?
Famous: "im stupid (note there's no aprostrophe because im stupid)"
DelMonte: sunny came home, wasn't that her?
BobbyMcR: yeah that's it
DelMonte: or sonny or whatever
BobbyMcR: and note apostrophe wasn't spelled right either
DelMonte: hehe
Famous: im stupid
Famous: as well
DelMonte: three layers of stupidity
Ermac: hehehe
BobbyMcR: yeah
BobbyMcR: trifold stupidity
DelMonte: the third of which contains two examples
Famous: "im stupid (note there's no aprostrophe because im stupid [and note i spelled 'apostrophe' wrong, also because im stupid])"
Famous: it was a #1 hit
BobbyMcR: hehe
DelMonte: "im stupid (note there's no aprostrophe because im stupid [and note i spelled 'apostrophe' wrong, also because im stupid(that apostraphe also isn't where it's supposed to be in)])"
Famous: wait, you spelled apostrophe wrong again, a different way!
Ermac: this never ends!!
BobbyMcR: no!!!!!!
DelMonte: but more to the point, I ended a sentence with a preposition
Famous: and you used a preposition at the end of the title
Famous: yeah
Famous: "The new single from Shawn Colvin [2 hours later] is currently climbing the pop charts..."
DelMonte: that would be a great song
BobbyMcR: break out the angle brackets!! < >
DelMonte: ow!
* DelMonte stabs Brian with an angle bracket, specifically, the left angle bracket
BobbyMcR: ouch
BobbyMcR: barq's has bite
DelMonte: whadda ya mean, barq's has bite?
* BobbyMcR pulls out a gun
BobbyMcR: i mean this!!
Famous: johnny! get down!
Ermac: haha
BobbyMcR: [bang! bang!]
Famous: no! johnny! for the love of god, don't die!!!
BobbyMcR: hehe
Famous: johnny!!
Famous: johnny!!
Famous: johnny!!
DelMonte: whadda ya mean, barq's has... *dies*
BobbyMcR: i like this commercial better
Ermac: you idiots made me LoL
BobbyMcR: barq's... the one with bite!
BobbyMcR: [end of commercial]
DelMonte: *shoots camera*
BobbyMcR: alright
DelMonte: (after the end of the commercial of course)
BobbyMcR: yeah
BobbyMcR: that's good
BobbyMcR: so, what would jesus do at this moment, being the only one w/ ops?
Ermac: he's lagged as all ass
Ermac: prolly gonna re-split
BobbyMcR: ass shit, that is
BobbyMcR: oops
BobbyMcR: what do you mean about all this 'split-shit'?
Ermac: you wait for a split, then get on that server and get ops
BobbyMcR: how does one find this so-called 'split'?
Ermac: #netsplit usually does a good job of reporting splits
Ermac: or watch the quit msgs
Famous: yeah
Famous: or... launch up some clones and feel it out
Famous: after a while you can just kind of get a sense for it
BobbyMcR: it's like riding a bike
Ermac: yes..exactly..
Famous: <guy riding a bike> whoa... there's a netsplit coming up
Famous: ugh... as much as i hate to admit it, stupid clowers was actually funny here
Famous: *includes quote*
CowGrain: so Anthony why is Liz such a bixnatch?
Famous: i'm not sure
Famous: maybe i'll look into it tonight
Famous: you can start eggdrop with -c and it won't go background
Famous: maybe that will give me some clues
CowGrain: maybe
CowGrain: Is all that stuff in the README?
Famous: maybe she's too embarrassed to show her face on irc
Famous: since she's forced to have the ident "jsegura"
Ermac: solved!
Famous: i just have to reassure liz
CowGrain: I'll solve you
Famous: "it's okay, they don't blame you for it... or like you any less"
Famous: i'll talk to her tonight
CowGrain: I bet you will just "talk"
CowGrain: do you know how to use the vhosts?
Famous: yeah
Famous: but they're all d-u-m
Famous: im.leet.look.at.me.im.a.hax0r.net
CowGrain: I know but it's better than risingnet.net
Famous: no
CowGrain: just use like 56k dialup or something
Famous: no... they're all stupid!! all of them!!
CowGrain: well FINE!
* CowGrain slams door
Famous: yay, he's gone
Ermac: wait, he lied!!
Ermac: he merely slammed the door!
Famous: hehe
CowGrain: yup
Famous: he just slammed the door and stayed in the room
CowGrain: CHAT request by Reveren (xomvee@shel-ras1-4-cs-18.dial.bright.net) port[4195]
CowGrain: and I I
CowGrain: am I I
Famous: so shane
* Famous steps in front of mofo
Famous: what's up?
Ermac: nothing much! but please, let us continue our conversation
Famous: i think we shall
* CowGrain waves his arms around trying to get someone to pay attention to him
* Famous kicks his leg backwards, into what he assumes is just empty space
Famous: i saw chris cornell today
Famous: it was a well show
* CowGrain falls to the ground, "ow"
Ermac: hey anthony, duck! i'm going to fire a gun at you!
Famous: okay
* Famous does so
* Ermac fires 5 bullets to where anthony was
Famous: hey shane
Ermac: yo
Famous: let me show you a new dance i invented
* CowGrain slows grasps his wounds and tries to get help from Anthony
Ermac: okay
* Famous jumps backwards one full step
* Famous jumps up and down in that area repeatedly
Ermac: that's an awesome dance!
Famous: you have to wear shoes with large metal spikes while doing this dance, of course
Ermac: hey anthony, will you dump this box of old syringes for me?
Famous: sure
* Famous steps forward one step
Famous: i'll just throw it all directly behind me
* Famous does so
Ermac: excellent..it's disposed of!
* CowGrain dies
Famous: shane
* CowGrain is away, Shane killed me
Famous: i hate to leave you alone in here
Famous: but i must brb
Ermac: okay, i'll just close my eyes and ignore any noises
Famous: oh... my mistake, there is someone else in here besides you and me... quoter!
Famous: but that is all
Famous: no one else... not even dead bodies
Famous: as silly as it is to suggest that
Ermac: of course!
Ermac: now go on, you silly guy!
Famous: i'm back
Famous: you know shane, i've noticed something odd about this channel
Ermac: what's that?
Famous: when i walked back in, there was a large bump in the floor
Famous: i almost tripped
Ermac: burn it!
Famous: you know, i could burn it
Famous: but i think the best thing to do would be to level it out
Famous: with a steamroller
* Famous does so
Ermac: i got our new and improved mousepad today
Famous: hip
Ermac: i should be getting our $1.01 check too
Ermac: i think i'll put that in our scrapbook
Famous: no way, man.. cash it!
Ermac: hehe..it is tempting..i could buy..$1.01 worth of gas
Famous: no you idiot
Famous: don't you realize... you can call long distance anywhere in the country for just 99 cents?
Ermac: oh man!
* Famous is away, work, 4-8; laurie's 8-whenever
Ermac: cool
Ermac: i work 4-8 too!!
Ermac: wow!
Famous: we rule!
Ermac: haha..sure we do
Famous: they'll call us the 4-8 bros
Famous: are you going to laurie's at 8 too?
Ermac: yep
Famous: nooooo
Famous: heh
* Ermac is away, work, 4-8; laurie's 8-whenever
Famous: noooooooooo
Ermac: it's official now!
Ermac: you can't change it!
Famous: the irc narrator has spoken
Ermac: yep, he knows what's up
*** Famous changes the topic to 'YSIB.com'
* CowGrain changes Anthony to YSIB.com
Famous: noo
CowGrain: hahahaha
Famous: :(
CowGrain: you now have the burden of ummm...YSIB.com
CowGrain: yeah
* Ermac icmps ysib.com, unknowingly attacking anthony
Famous: dahhhhhfsadjjajzjzjzjzzfazzzzzzzzzzzz-------
Famous: [sound of "flatline"]
Famous: you should be able to icmp flood people in real life
Famous: i think the only equivalent to icmp flooding in real life is just throwing a bunch of various breakable things at people so they are preoccupied with trying to catch them
CowGrain: wow ign put showgirls under the "cult" genre
Famous: -l +n
Famous: [tuh doon see]
Famous: eh... get it?
BobbyMcR: yes
* BobbyMcR punches drummer
Famous: good thing the drummer took the blow, and not me
BobbyMcR: think again!
* BobbyMcR lunges for anthony, very slowly and ineffectively
*** drummer (ermac@1Cust73.tnt1.seattle2.wa.da.uu.net) has joined #ysib
drummer: asshole
*** drummer has left IRC
* BobbyMcR is still lunging, giving anthony plenty of time to get away
* Famous is away, tv, etc
Ermac: it looks like he got away..tv,etc
* BobbyMcR finishes the lunge, realizing he accomplished nothing
BobbyMcR: damn
BobbyMcR: always several steps ahead
* Ermac is away, work 4-8PST
* CowGrain is away, Work 4-10PST
Ermac: hah
Ermac: you win
BobbyMcR: i (sexually) love people with T1s on napster
Famous: my computer is being the dumbass of the century
BobbyMcR: hehe
* BobbyMcR imagines a ribbon being place atop the monitor: "DUMBASS OF THE CENTURY"
Famous: yep
Famous: all computers of the 20th century were reviewed
Famous: mine won
BobbyMcR: yeah, they decided to exclude the vast wealth of computers from the 18th and 19th century
Famous: i found out why my computer was fucking up
BobbyMcR: why is that?
Famous: the power was getting plugged/unplugged
Famous: so it was freaking out switching back and forth power modes
BobbyMcR: that a d-i-s
BobbyMcR: a d-z
BobbyMcR: discovery zone
BobbyMcR: discover what i can do on my own
Famous: "like masturbation!"
BobbyMcR: hahaha
BobbyMcR: that's a bad message to send children...
Famous: [unfortunately, this version of the commercial never made it to the air.]
BobbyMcR: too bad
BobbyMcR: great potential for that commercial
BobbyMcR: hey, have you ever been 'weird tired'
Famous: yeah
BobbyMcR: like, "i'm wide awake...but there's something wrong"
Famous: yeah
Famous: it's like after you are past the point of sleepiness
BobbyMcR: [feels 'high,' begins falling asleep]
Famous: and you're almost "too" awake
Famous: yeah
BobbyMcR: [wakes up quickly, heart beats fast]
BobbyMcR: "what the hell? but i'm awake!"
BobbyMcR: [can't concentrate on anything more than 30 seconds, continually falls asleep and wakes up for the next half hour]
Famous: [dies]
Famous: [in the face]
BobbyMcR: yeah!
BobbyMcR: killin' in the face of!
Famous: huh!
BobbyMcR: [dun nut dun! dun dun dun dun...]
Famous: wow
Famous: the "nut" guitar sound
BobbyMcR: yeah
Famous: as only ratm can do
Famous: hehe ratm
Famous: rage automatic teller machine
BobbyMcR: hehe
Famous: whenever you try to make a transaction, they bitch you out about democracy and stuff
Famous: and supporting the class system
BobbyMcR: of course
BobbyMcR: "you capitalist scum!"
BobbyMcR: "you just made a cash advance on your credit card"
BobbyMcR: "thank you for using ratm"
DelMonte: Isn't Joe Linux's name Linus?
Famous: yeah
Famous: the inventor is linus
Famous: linus torvaldis
DelMonte: so shouldn't it be pronounced "LYE-nux"? :)
Famous: it should
DelMonte: yay!
Famous: but it isn't
DelMonte: I win!
Famous: i don't know why
DelMonte: hooray!
DelMonte: LYE! LYE!
* DelMonte jumps around
* DelMonte jumps up, jumps up and gets down
Famous: hey, he invented it... he can call it what he wants
Famous: for example... if i made a software program called "AnthOS"
DelMonte: I know, I know
Famous: i'd still be able to pronounce it however i want
Famous: so fuucccckkk you!
Ermac: how many ways can you pronounce "AnthOS"?
Famous: fuucccckkk you as well
Ermac: damn
DelMonte: ahh-nuh-those
Famous: hehe
DelMonte: nobody would use your OS just because of that
Famous: my os would be cool
Ermac: everything would be forced to install into the "program files" directory
Famous: you bet
Famous: that would be the default on everything, of course
DelMonte: hehe
DelMonte: cool
Famous: and if you tried to install elsewhere, a giant springloaded boxing glove (as seen in cartoons) would come out and punch you in the face
Ermac: "comes with FREE! Giant Springloaded Boxing Glove!"
DelMonte: hmmm... nobody likes having to buy new hardware... oh, never mind :)
Famous: the glove would have other uses though, or no one would install it
Famous: you could punch people looking over your shoulder or something
DelMonte: hehe
Famous: damn you guys... both of you! now i have to rationalize my stupid idea
Ermac: it also talks to you, like that stupid paperclip in office
Ermac: that'd be your mascot
DelMonte: yeah... it'd like "PING! [boxing round starting bell] anthOS!"
Famous: hehe
DelMonte: *boxing glove fills screen*
DelMonte: with logo, of course
Ermac: "Hi! I'm AnthOS the Giant Springloaded Boxing Glove! How can i help you?"
Famous: it would have to be something different than ping, though
DelMonte: dah, it's just the sound effect
Famous: because that could be confused with packet internet groper
DelMonte: it needs not a name
Ermac: chris meant *PING!*
Famous: okay
DelMonte: groper?
DelMonte: man, I wish I were a ping
Famous: Packet InterNet Groper
Famous: that's what ping stands for
DelMonte: huh
DelMonte: I figured it went back to some kind of morse code or radar thing
Famous: yeah, it kind of has a double meaning... since it's like "ping!" and you wait for signal to bounce back
Famous: that's why it's so clever
DelMonte: yeah
DelMonte: damn clever
Famous: oohhhahaha
Famous: quite clever indeed
DelMonte: I wish I had come up with that
Ermac: you did!
DelMonte: wow!
Famous: then you'd be the ultimate internet cool guy
Famous: wait
Famous: noooo... conflicting jokes!!!
DelMonte: and even I didn't know about it... I must not have gotten much credit for it
DelMonte: I am the ultimate internet cool guy!
Ermac: phew
Famous: ah
Famous: you saved that one, chris
Ermac: we were desynched for a second there
Famous: i felt the fabric of hilarity beginning to be torn apart
Famous: there's some link to a wesley willis interview from yaho
Famous: o
BobbyMcR: ya ho
BobbyMcR: bitch
Famous: the new search engine!
Famous: "damn, bitch... what's on the internet fo' a g like me?"
BobbyMcR: sheeeit...what you searchin fo', ya ho?
DelMonte: I know a guy who was listening to Metallica on Realplayer on a Mac today
DelMonte: that's about the least cool you can possibly get
Ermac: joe tae bo sold out to subway
Famous: oh yeah
Famous: billy heterosexual, i believe is his name
Ermac: haha
Ermac: why are all male fitness experts gay
Ermac: richard simmons too
Famous: yeah
Famous: i can see it now... "workout with tony danza"
Ermac: "'eyy, and now wes gonna be doin' sum situps!"
DelMonte: god, what internet porn has become is quite annoying though
Famous: yep
DelMonte: 99% of what masquerades as free porn is links to other sites masquerading as free porn
DelMonte: and then they have ad banners for other link sites masquerading as free porn
DelMonte: the attempts at trickery are fun though
DelMonte: "look, you're in an ftp site! you only have to click on this one thing..."
Famous: yeah, i don't understand... why don't we see, like, news sites with the same idea
DelMonte: hahaha
Famous: "go here for up-to-date news!"
Famous: "this site has moved... redirecting you to the real up-to-date news..."
Famous: "do you want real up-to-date news? visit here!"
Famous: "before you get real up-to-date news, please visit our sponsors..."
Famous: "NEWS!"
Famous: "Hot News!"
Famous: "Do you want some news?"
DelMonte: [picture of Ted Koppel] "I've got some news for you... HOT off the presses"
BobbyMcR: some1 sucks
BobbyMcR: his name is Famous who is not here
Famous: oh yeah?
Famous: little do you know, bitch!
BobbyMcR: damn
Famous: they gave me a 4pm lunch "insted" "have" 5
BobbyMcR: heh
BobbyMcR: to badd
Famous: yeah
Famous: i'm going to be one hungry asshole come 10pm
BobbyMcR: "Hungry Asshole"...the new product from swanson
Famous: how do you handle a hungry asshole?
BobbyMcR: hehe
* BobbyMcR lol'z
Famous: <300 lb. guy> "hey, you motherfucker... give me some goddamn food!"
Famous: i have no freaking clue for whom i will be voting
Ermac: i'm voting anti-bush
Famous: sounds good
Famous: yeah, i still think you should be able to do anti-votes
Ermac: yeah me too
Ermac: negative votes would rock
Ermac: it'd actually be nice
Ermac: "i'm not sure exactly who i want to win, but i know this person should not win."
Ermac: of course, knowing america, every candidates would prolly be in the negatives
Famous: yeah, the candidate with the least amount of negative votes wins!
Ermac: haha
Famous: which would mean the candidate that no one had ever heard of would win
Famous: which would be a great idea
Ermac: yeah
Ermac: doh
Famous: "steve fliggleflapper... the new president of the u.s.!"
Famous: well looks i'm going to be updating the shit out of liz tonight
Famous: i will not back up the file when i'm completed
Famous: just so you know
Ermac: you'd better not
Famous: that would be stupid
Ermac: yeah, i mean, it's a waste of hard drive space
Famous: 4 or so hours of work is nothing compared to 20kb
Ermac: yeah, and it's 4 hours of *possible* work..there's no guarantee you'll have to do that work
Famous: exactly
Ermac: meanwhile, you back it up, man..that 20kb is gone
Famous: yep
Famous: i have a "write once" hard drive
Famous: like a regular cd-r
Famous: once you write on it, that's it
Ermac: damn
Ermac: yet you still log your channels
Famous: i have to buy a new hard drive like every day
Famous: and for some reason i keep buying this kind
Ermac: yeah, the swap file probably kills you
Famous: yeah, it can't rewrite itself so it just keeps getting bigger
Ermac: get ahold of yourself, man!
Famous: no!!
Famous: i like these hard drives!
Famous: there's nothing wrong with that!
Ermac: stupid brand loyalty
Famous: yeah, it's a good brand
Famous: despite the fact that if i edit the first line of a huge file, it has to save another copy of the entire file
Famous: i have all my files dated
Famous: for example, if i were to write a document about this joke, it would say "joke that is not getting old 2-19-2000.doc" "joke that is not getting old 2-20-2000.doc" "joke that is not getting old 2-20-2000 revision 2.doc" etc
Ermac: that has to suck
Ermac: but i mean, the benefits of having a write-once hard drive!
Ermac: like..uh...you never have to worry about deleting things
Ermac: cuz you can't!
Famous: the benefits are... you never lose anything
Famous: yeah
Ermac: that's it. i believe we have fully discussed your write-only hard drive. thank you.
Famous: yes, it's "write-only"
Famous: meaning i can only write to it, not read it
Famous: now that's an even better idea
Ermac: son of a..
Famous: "ah, i have this important document! i must save it!" *saves*
Ermac: yeah!
Ermac: yay!
Ermac: i've revived the joke!
Famous: [two days later]
Ermac: you'd have to use a boot disk
Famous: "what the... where's my file?"
Famous: [mysterious guy coming out of the background, which is smoke for some reason] "well, billy... it's a 'write-only' hard drive! don't worry, your data is safe on there." *sigh of relief from guy that we just found out is named billy* "but you'll never be able to read it!" *yelling... billy kills himself*
Famous: yes, i must thank you for reviving the joke, shane
Ermac: alas..
Ermac: there was plenty of drama in the revival
Famous: hey
Ermac: i mean, who is this mystery guy?
Ermac: poor billy!
Ermac: hey, i saw good ol' who's da boss on tv today
BobbyMcR: i saw that recently
Famous: i saw who's the boss on the digital cable guide at laurie's
Ermac: tonya danza..was....!
Famous: but didn't turn it on
Ermac: ooh
BobbyMcR: whose the boss
SPdreamer: psh
Famous: ...for some reason...
*** SPdreamer (SPdreamer@c1029190-a.bremtn1.wa.home.com) has left #ysib
Ermac: whos the boss
BobbyMcR: ho's the boss
Famous: <SPdreamer> i love tony danza... these guys are clownin'... i'm outta here
BobbyMcR: hehe
Famous: ah "clownin'"
Famous: what a word
BobbyMcR: [03:52:47] <Ermac> tonya danza..was....!
BobbyMcR: wait a minute...TONYA???
Ermac: ooh
Famous: bwhahahhaah!!!
Ermac: i mean..tony..no!
BobbyMcR: no, you mean his sister, tonya!!!!
* Ermac imagines tony danza with a wig, lipstick, and a falsetto voice
* BobbyMcR would 'love' to see T. Danza like that
BobbyMcR: t. nutz
Famous: it would turn me on
Ermac: Tony Nutz?
Famous: thornton is T-Nutz
BobbyMcR: yeah
Ermac: i'm aware
Famous: that's how we spelled it on his "nametag"
Famous: no, i'm pointing out the spelling to brian
BobbyMcR: what nametag?
Famous: we made a little sign in masking tape
Famous: over his door in the music room it says "OFFICE"
Ermac: ahh
Famous: so we made a sign over it that said " T-NUTZ' "
BobbyMcR: hehe
BobbyMcR: did he notice it?
Famous: so it said T-NUTZ' OFFICE
Famous: no
BobbyMcR: how long was it there?
Famous: a day or so... stupid webley
Famous: we made like 200 signs
Famous: he made us take them all down
BobbyMcR: webley a son of motherfucking asshole bitch
BobbyMcR: +is, somewhere in there
Famous: or :
Famous: it could be "webley: a son of motherfucking asshole bitch"
BobbyMcR: hehe
BobbyMcR: yeah
Ermac: hehe
Ermac: that's the name of his biographical movie
MatriXX: right when i'm about to see the pam and tommy lee movie they're all like "You must enter a credit card number cuz we don't think you're 18, punk ass"
DelMonte: the pam and tommy movie sucks!
MatriXX: dammit
MatriXX: i've been trying to see that damn thing for like 3 months
MatriXX: that sucks ass
CowGrain: haha
MatriXX: shut up
MatriXX: if they had Courtney Westburg on tape, oh hell, that would be the end of the internet, i'd be on it 24/7
MatriXX: dammit she's hot
MatriXX: i think i saw her mom today too
MatriXX: she bought a shop-vac from me at work
MatriXX: same last name, in the TJ/Totem area
MatriXX: she wasn't as hot as courtney though
DelMonte: why would courtney westburg's mom need a shop-vac?
DelMonte: she's already got courtney westburg!
Famous: i love my mp3 player
CowGrain: I love my mp3 player
Famous: shut up mofo
Famous: hm
Famous: i think it's time for a new script
CowGrain: no, I don't think so
Famous: oh i think it is
CowGrain: really, I don't think it's necessary
Famous: shut up mofo
* CowGrain takes Anthony's mp3 player
Famous: hey shane... like my new script?
* CowGrain skips the country
Ermac: haha
* CowGrain doesn't like it
CowGrain: it's no good for me
Famous: shut up mofo
Ermac: yay!
* CowGrain now has to do this
* Famous will have to rewrite his script
* CowGrain says, "don't evem think about it"
Ermac: on ACTION
* CowGrain says, "damn"
*** CowGrain is now known as Putopelo
Putopelo: yeah
Famous: shut up mofo
Putopelo: damn
Famous: shut up mofo
Ermac: hah
Ermac: you can't run!
Putopelo: nooooooooooo...
Famous: shut up mofo
*** Putopelo is now known as CowGrain
CowGrain: or
Famous: shut up mofo
CowGrain: maybe
Famous: shut up mofo
CowGrain: I
Famous: shut up mofo
CowGrain: can
Famous: shut up mofo
CowGrain: annoy
Famous: shut up mofo
CowGrain: anthony
Famous: shut up mofo
CowGrain: with
Famous: shut up mofo
CowGrain: it
Famous: shut up mofo
CowGrain: maybe
Famous: shut up mofo
CowGrain: so
Famous: shut up mofo
CowGrain: then
Famous: shut up mofo
CowGrain: he'll
Famous: shut up mofo
CowGrain: turn
Famous: shut up mofo
CowGrain: it
Famous: shut up mofo
CowGrain: off
Famous: shut up mofo
Famous: nah
Famous: *** Added *!*@abcpppdsl122.sttl.uswest.net to ignore list for 30 secs
Famous: hehe
Famous: *** Removed *!*@abcpppdsl122.sttl.uswest.net from ignore list
* CowGrain gives Anthony the finger
Famous: shut up mofo
Famous: well i'll turn it off
Famous: ...for now!
* CowGrain damns Anthony to hell which he believes in
Ermac: but it exists!
CowGrain: now you'll be able to activate your "useful" script with the press of a key
Famous: actually i activate/deactivate it by changing your user level
Famous: from 40 to 50
Famous: and back
CowGrain: well that's just great
Famous: you know, shane... i find the automated "shut up mofo" just isn't as enjoyable as doing it yourself, you know?
CowGrain: well time for bed
Ermac: yeah, it just doesn't have that personal push that we give it
CowGrain: as much as I enjoy chatting with you funny funny people I must depart
Famous: i mean we live in this day of modern convienences, but still... sometimes it's just much more satisfying knowing that you did the work yourself
Famous: so you can enjoy the fruits of your labor
CowGrain: okay I'm outta here
Famous: shut up, mofo.
*** CowGrain has left IRC (labor what now? shut up, mofo!)
Famous: hehe
Ermac: *content sigh*
Famous: i should add a "YAAAYY!!!" ON QUIT to my little script
Ermac: haha
Famous: i can see it now... it'll be #1 on mircscripts.com
Famous: "Does Mofo ever bother you on IRC? Here it is, the ultimate 'shut up mofo' script! Much superior to all those 'shut up mofo' clones, this is the real deal, featuring..."
Ermac: hahah..ahh..mofoscript
DelMonte: I would just like to say: a guy I know has seen Mr. T naked.
Ermac: l;jksrjj;jkfjlkfasdjkl;sdf
Ermac: *explodes*
DelMonte: hehe
DelMonte: in the locker room at a gym
DelMonte: and I've known him for weeks and weeks and I just found out about this the day before yesterday
DelMonte: that would be my first-time-out-with-new-friends story if it happened to me
Ermac: hehe, obviously it's not first in his priorities for things people should..ah screw it, you already said it
Famous: you know, i pity the fool that has seen mr. t naked
Famous: (i'm sorry... but you knew it was coming)
DelMonte: *collapses*
Famous: that was such an awesome night.... shoot, dawk
Famous: dawg
Famous: fuck
Famous: it's getting tired
Famous: fjaslkdjgsdgjsa
DelMonte: haha
Famous: it's = i'm
Famous: or
Famous: tired = late
Famous: take your pick
DelMonte: it's getting tired and you're getting late
Famous: yeah
Ermac: sonva bitch
Ermac: i'm finding a bunch of old mofo digital cam pics
Ermac: hehe
Famous: "sun-vah" bitch
DelMonte: chicago sun-vah bitch
Famous: i could see that expression gaining popularity
Famous: "chicago sun-vah bitch! i stubbed my toe!"
DelMonte: sure.... :)
Ermac: hehehe
Ermac: sunva is the short way to say it
Ermac: like "dammit" vs. "god damn it"
DelMonte: god damn it is worse than dammit
DelMonte: even though dammit implies that God is doing the "damming" anyway
Famous: yeah
Famous: funny how you never hear people asking others to dammit
DelMonte: the souls in hell provide hydroelectric power for all the shit they keep running in heaven!
Famous: like "steve dammit"
DelMonte: hehe
DelMonte: steve has little damning ability
Famous: "hey steve, could you do me a favor, and dammit? thanks"
* BobbyMcR covers head to avoid insults
* Ermac throws cans
Ermac: avoid that, bitch
Famous: those
Famous: you mean
Famous: unless of course you are referring to the "throwage" of cans
Ermac: i suppose that could work too
Famous: then you can refer to that in the singular
BobbyMcR: hehe
BobbyMcR: throwsion, it's throwsion
Famous: oh
Famous: excuse me
Ermac: hehe
Famous: we all need to brush up a bit
Ermac: except brian
Famous: yeah
Ermac: he has 100% grammatical skillz
BobbyMcR: ha
BobbyMcR: i win
theDogg: maybe someday we'll get married, brian
theDogg: not to each other
theDogg: to girls
BobbyMcR: heheh
BobbyMcR: yeah, i was going to say...
theDogg: hahhaha
BobbyMcR: "we barely know each other"
theDogg: "listen, I really like you, but..."
*** Ermac changes the topic to 'YSIB.com -- the band needs to get together someday'
Famous: next time chris comes up for the weekend, we should put a big sign that says "ARIZONA" over the "WASHINGTON" of the UW sign and try to trick him
Famous: except for that he goes to arizona state
Famous: and there's probably more than one UW sign
Famous: and he wouldn't go there anyway
Famous: but... it would still be kind of fun
BobbyMcR: most of millencolin's ska-ish stuff is cool
BobbyMcR: some of it is 'ignoying' though
DelMonte: (pronounced skaysh)
BobbyMcR: that's what the hyphen's for, bitchj
BobbyMcR: -j
BobbyMcR: hey, this is BitchJ
BobbyMcR: w'zup, w'zup??
Ermac: w/zup!
A2Kmed: introducing BitchJ, now with ZUP!
BobbyMcR: heheh
DelMonte: heh
* BobbyMcR pats kevin on the back for a job good done
DelMonte: ZUP is one of those advertising ingredients that don't really exist
DelMonte: like retsyn
BobbyMcR: yeah
BobbyMcR: what the 'hill' is retsyn any-way-z?
DelMonte: it's for bitches
DelMonte: it turns them into hos
BobbyMcR: wow
BobbyMcR: but how is that good for the average guy...me??
DelMonte: *breaks out chart*
DelMonte: see... the more females are hos instead of bitches, the more likely it is that you will have intercourse with one or more of them!
BobbyMcR: yeah, s'what i was thinkin'
BobbyMcR: okay, i agree
BobbyMcR: retsyn good, hitler bad
Famous: well chris
Famous: i have a question
DelMonte: yep?
Famous: i have heard that "bitches ain't shit but hos and tricks"
BobbyMcR: "suck on these balls and lick the dick"
Famous: yes
Famous: where does that fit into your chart?
DelMonte: hmm
BobbyMcR: i think anthony is trying to say that some believe that bitches are already hos
BobbyMcR: and thus retsyn is a placebo
DelMonte: when you use "bitches" casually, that's implying that they're tricks
Famous: ah
DelMonte: bitches technically includes both
BobbyMcR: like dumbo's magic feather, retsyn makes them believe they can be hos
DelMonte: exactly
DelMonte: soon they'll be including retsyn in crack cocaine
A2Kmed: ahh
A2Kmed: good, spin off products
BobbyMcR: "and for those of you who love our chewing gum...try crack cocaine!!"
DelMonte: so that when they no longer need it to be hos, they'll still use it
A2Kmed: how about a line of bitches, hoes, and tricks action figures?
DelMonte: for many bitches, the most convenient source of retsyn is not certs, but crack
DelMonte: well
DelMonte: since bitches includes both ho(e)s and tricks, the product line will be Bitches!
DelMonte: and it's Hoes vs. Tricks
A2Kmed: and maybe it would include actual retsyn for the child and play retsyn for the doll
A2Kmed: and when given the play retsyn the doll would transform somehow to a ho
DelMonte: it's like transformers
DelMonte: and many other action figures
BobbyMcR: hehe
DelMonte: yay!
A2Kmed: i'll e-mail product development and see what they think
* DelMonte changes to a business major
BobbyMcR: boo!!
BobbyMcR: you have transformed into an asshole!!
DelMonte: hehe
BobbyMcR: like all other biz majors
DelMonte: that's what retsyn does to guys...
* A2Kmed changes to a bitch major
DelMonte: wait a minute...
Famous: hehe
* DelMonte finds a Certs in his mouth
DelMonte: nooooooo!
Famous: so let's see... in one 24 hour period, we've got an invitation to play in calgary and a invitation to appear in a zine/comp cd
DelMonte: cool
Ermac: hey, let's do the zine/comp cd
Ermac: i tell ya..it's the fan pages
DelMonte: hehe
DelMonte: well, yeah
DelMonte: what zine is it?
Ermac: rolling stone, i'm assuming
DelMonte: yeah
DelMonte: and they want to include "let's play coprorate rock"
DelMonte: they thought it was a sincere endorsement
Famous: yeah
DelMonte: hehe
Ermac: hehehe
Ermac: "wow! despite all their other songs being laden with sarcasm and hatred, i think they like us!"
Ermac: -VP of Rolling Stone
Famous: "except they read spin too... ah well"
Ermac: "They're sarcastic there." - Joe VP
Famous: ah
DelMonte: "who are you talking to?" - secretary, entering office
Famous: "don't you mean 'to whom are you talking?'" -- assistant in charge of correcting secretary's grammar
Ermac: "Your both fired." - Joe VP
Famous: "excuse me... uh... i should probably just go." -- assistant in charge of correcting secretary's grammar
DelMonte: "Don't you mean 'Don't you mean "To whom are you talking?'?" -- assistant in charge of correcting the capitalization of the quoting of all secretaries
Famous: "Wait, we were writing this down?" -- assistant in charge of correcting secretary's grammar
DelMonte: "No, she's talking to Anthony" -- Joe VP
DelMonte: "Wait, why do you automatically assume I'm a woman?" -- assistant in charge of correcting the capitalization of the quoting of all secretaries
Famous: "Because we can see you, obviously." -- assistant in charge of correcting secretary's grammar
Ermac: "True, dat. and how!" -- Joe VP
DelMonte: "Oh yeah." -- assistant in charge of correcting the capitalization of the quoting of all secretaries
Ermac: "Will you guys get outta here? I fired y'all!" -- Joe VP
Famous: "Now, if there's an assistant in charge of correcting the capitalization of the quoting of all secretaries, how come she didn't catch the 'who are you talking to?' said by secretary, entering office?" -- assistant in charge of correcting secretary's grammar
DelMonte: "'Y'all'?" -- assistant in charge of correcting VP's grammar
Ermac: "'cuz she does capitalization, you idiot." -- Joe VP
Ermac: "*blows up*" -- Joe VP
Famous: "But as you can see, it wasn't capitalized!" -- assistant in charge of correcting secretary's grammar
DelMonte: "No, he's right... I was on a coffee break." -- assistant in charge of correcting the capitalization of the quoting of all secretaries
Ermac: "can't talk..blown up." -- Joe VP
Ermac: "and you're fired, assistant in charge of correcting the capitalization of the quoting of all secretaries, for missing that." -- Joe VP
DelMonte: "So we've established that the assistant in charge of correcting secretary's grammar is a man, and the assistant in charge of correcting the capitalization of the quoting of all secretaries is a woman, right?" -- assistant in charge of correcting VP's grammar
Famous: "Why can't you just look at them?" -- some random guy
DelMonte: "But I'm guaranteed 30 minutes of break time every day in my contract!" -- assistant in charge of correcting the capitalization of the quoting of all secretaries
Ermac: "Your fired!" -- Joe VP, to some random guy
DelMonte: "And my title doesn't say anything about correcting VPs, now, does it?" -- assistant in charge of correcting the capitalization of the quoting of all secretaries
Ermac: "But wait, if i said it to some random guy, odds are it wasn't the same guy who just said that stupid remark!" -- Joe VP
Famous: "My fired?" -- some random guy, not the same random guy that said that in the first place
DelMonte: "No, I believe he was referring to my fired." -- some random guy
Ermac: "What? yes!" -- Joe VP, confused
DelMonte: "This is all fucked up now." -- assistant in charge of correcting VP's grammar
Famous: "That 'I' should have been capitalized." -- assistant in charge of correcting VP's capitalization
Ermac: "Why did I hire you?" -- Joe VP, to assistant in charge of correcting VP's capitalization
DelMonte: "Hey, are you trying to get in on my territory?" -- assistant in charge of correcting the capitalization of the quoting of all secretaries
DelMonte: "Look, I have a bomb." -- Terrorist
*** DelMonte is now known as Terrorist
Famous: "No, our job titles are very specific... you handle secretaries... I handle the VP." -- assistant in charge of correcting VP's grammar
Ermac: "Oh, shit!" -- Joe VP
* Terrorist blows up the entire Rolling Stone coprorate building!!!!
Ermac: "I got 'im." -- Sniper on Roof
*** Famous has left #SuperDeluxe
*** Famous has joined #SuperDeluxe
*** Terrorist is now known as DelMonte
Ermac: "I killed the sniper!" -- Sniper in cahoots with Terrorist
Famous: yeah, when i think terrorism, i think people going after rolling stone
DelMonte: "We're all dead." -- Joe VP, Terrorist, assistant in charge of correcting VP's grammar, some random guy, some random guy, not the same random guy that said that in the first place, assistant in charge of correcting secretary's grammar, Sniper on Roof, Sniper in cahoots with Terrorist, and anybody else that's been involved here
DelMonte: hehe
Ermac: the terrorist died too?
Ermac: aw
DelMonte: of course
Famous: the terrorist always dies
DelMonte: "The bomb was strapped to my chest." -- Terrorist, from beyond the grave
*** ErmacAWAY is now known as Ermac
Ermac: hide your children, muthafuckas!
Famous: mine are already hidden
Famous: ..if you are following me...
Ermac: well shit
Famous: ...you know, i "hid" them in a dumpster...
Famous: ...because i didn't want anyone to "find out"... if you catch my drift...
Famous: *nudge, nudge*
A3Kmed: workin today?
Famous: no
Famous: hell no
A3Kmed: me enither
Famous: i'm never going back to work again
A3Kmed: or tomorrow, whichever comes first
Famous: hehe
Famous: i have two days off
A3Kmed: me too
Famous: yeserday and today for you, eh?
A3Kmed: no, today and tomorrow
Famous: or
Famous: hmm... maybe we have the exact same schedules
A3Kmed: maybe
Famous: it's a conspiracy of some kind
Famous: i mean... think about it... have you ever seen me on irc when you're at work
Famous: no, you haven't
A3Kmed: nope
A3Kmed: maybe we are the same person
Famous: hmm
A3Kmed: like fight club
Famous: that could be true
A3Kmed: weird
* A3Kmed kills self
Famous: come to think of it, i've never seen you and me in the same room before
* Famous dies
A3Kmed: *are you still alive?*
A3Kmed: *shit*
Famous: *no*
A3Kmed: *we are the same person*
Famous: *yeah*
A3Kmed: *hey, that means i have a girlfriend*
A3Kmed: *sweet*
Famous: *and no one neither of us is alive to resusciate (sp) each other*
A3Kmed: *and so in finding our true identities we had to perish*
A3Kmed: *how ironic*
Famous: *how sad*
Famous: *we're going to go make some nachos now... brb*
A3Kmed: *yum*
*** DelMonte (DelMonte@129.219.114.73) has joined #ysib
BobbyMcR: well (x3)
DelMonte: x3 (well)
BobbyMcR: x2 modem
DelMonte: ha, modem
DelMonte: modems are for jerks
DelMonte: data should be read with phone audio
BobbyMcR: correct
DelMonte: "one, zero, zero, one, zero, one...."
BobbyMcR: hehe
BobbyMcR: that's what i was going to say
BobbyMcR: the "internet operator" we'll call him
DelMonte: it seems like the ol' binary jokes come up a lot, heh
BobbyMcR: uh-oh, 10MB file!
BobbyMcR: "onezerooneoneoneonezerozero..."
BobbyMcR: [sweat drips from his brow]
DelMonte: "my life!"
BobbyMcR: "must maintain bandwidth..."
DelMonte: "Ahh... my life's work... now, to ask the other end what the file turned out to be..."
DelMonte: *pause*
DelMonte: "porn? oh no!"
BobbyMcR: hehe
DelMonte: *looks at camera*
DelMonte: *credits roll*
Famous: my mom also told me freei is hiring
Famous: they need phone tech support people
moonrock: for what?
Ermac: hehe
CowGrain: you have to have a modem sir...
Ermac: "is this thing realllly free? reallllly?"
moonrock: "why is it free!! I WANT TO KNOW!"
CowGrain: "no, the internet is not on your computer"
moonrock: "no i will not read the explanation on the webpage, tell me right now why its free"
Ermac: "will you perform oral sex on me?"
moonrock: hehe
Ermac: a common question for freei tech support people
moonrock: they usually say yes too
CowGrain: "will you perform oral sex on me over the phone?"
moonrock: so we wouldnt want to let the customers down or anything
Ermac: yeah..freei is also a free phone sex line
Famous: "yes, but you have to look at ads while i'm <depending on sex of caller, what you have to do>"
Famous: hehe
Famous: they should have that
Famous: ad-based prostitution
Ermac: haha
Ermac: they play ads in the background constantly
Famous: "sex for free! the only thing we ask is that we install a little ad banner on the headboard in your room"
moonrock: "i'll just plaster all these advertisements all over your room... "
Famous: "before i suck your dick, have you heard of homegrocer.com?"
moonrock: haha
moonrock: "wow i can order all my food online while youre sucking my dick! alright!"
CowGrain: *hooker pulls out charts and overhead projector
Ermac: oh man..i think we could make a lot of money
A3Kmed: and now this advertisement for the Association of Apple Farmers: "Fuck pears."