Do you remember December 1999?
Ermac: did you hear the KGRG benefit show got cancelled?
BobbyMcR: i haven't heard anything about the show to begin with
Ermac: ah
Ermac: it was mxpx
Ermac: but one of the guys got like alcohol poisening or something
Ermac: from the show the night before
BobbyMcR: what guy?
Ermac: dunno..i don't remember
BobbyMcR: from mxpx?
BobbyMcR: hmm
Ermac: yeah
BobbyMcR: i think he mentioned something about that
Ermac: it was supposed to be last wednesday
BobbyMcR: it was the singer/bass guy
BobbyMcR: i believe
BobbyMcR: he said, "yeah, i went to the hospital"
BobbyMcR: and said something about "sorry we couldn't make it"
BobbyMcR: his name is mike herrera
BobbyMcR: i think
Ermac: ah..yeah..mike i think
BobbyMcR: alcohol poisoning?
BobbyMcR: he drinks?
BobbyMcR: i thought they were christian and stuff
BobbyMcR: and 'good'
Ermac: guess not!
Ermac: course..it could just be rumor or something
BobbyMcR: well, in any case, he went to the hospital
BobbyMcR: for something
Ermac: indeed he did
Ermac: "non-alcohol poisening"
BobbyMcR: "alcohol strengthening"
BobbyMcR: he made himself healthier with alcohol
Ermac: haha
Ermac: so they had to take him to the hospital..for some reason
BobbyMcR: he got too healthy
BobbyMcR: they had to inject him with viruses
Ermac: ahh
Ermac: just so he wouldn't try to rule the world or anything with his super-human strength
BobbyMcR: exactly
BobbyMcR: he might have become immortal if they hadn't stopped him
Ermac: it's a good thing they cancelled that show and caught him
Ermac: i wonder what brand of beer it was
BobbyMcR: hmm...
* BobbyMcR has an idea
Ermac: uh oh
BobbyMcR: "hey, kids...wanna be immortal?"
BobbyMcR: "try ALCOHOL"
BobbyMcR: now there's a commercial that would make it to the airwaves
Ermac: haha
Ermac: "don't drink and drive..unless you've drank enough to become immortal."
BobbyMcR: yes
BobbyMcR: "oh, and make sure all other drivers have been drinking as well"
BobbyMcR: "wouldn't want to kill anyone"
Ermac: hehe
Ermac: yeah..there are roads strictly for immortals
Ermac: where you can drive if you have been drinking..kinda like bumper cars
BobbyMcR: sounds like a perfect world
BobbyMcR: "have you ever driven on roads specifically designed for immortals?"
BobbyMcR: "YOU WILL"
BobbyMcR: (c) AT&T
Ermac: and there'd be tag with real guns too
BobbyMcR: all those futuristic movies forget to show any of that stuff
Ermac: all because of alcohol!
Ermac: yeah
Ermac: in the terminator, alcohol was strategically destroyed by the robots
BobbyMcR: yes
BobbyMcR: that's what allowed skynet to dominate the world
*** Topic in #SuperDeluxe is 'alcohol--depressant or the way to immortality?'
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Guest3355: hello
Guest3355: Is there anybody out there? Just nod if you can hear me.
deus: <i nodded>
* moonrock sits in her room and nods wondering howthe hell "Guest3355" would see her nodding.. d'oh i typed i was nodding didnt i...aaargh. :P
Guest3355: keep wondering
Guest3355: So, I was wondering, is alcohol a depressant or the way to immortality?
Ermac: you'd had to have been there, my friend
Guest3355: Where?
Ermac: here
Ermac: earlier
Guest3355: So I missed the answer?
Ermac: yeah
Ermac: basically if you drink enough beer, you become immortal
Guest3355: Sounds good to me
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Famous: stupid uswest
Famous: i'm going to kill everyone who works there
Famous: and their sons and daughters
Famous: after they fix my phone lines, that is
DelMonte: I have 750 essays due in the next couple weeks
DelMonte: and I have to take 89 final exams
Arden: wow, that many?
Arden: maybe I wont go to college
DelMonte: yeah
DelMonte: actually, I only have 749 essays left, I stayed up until 10,000,000 a.m. doing one the night before last
Lakritze: have any of you seen BLADE RUNNER?
SPdreamer: I have
Lakritze: did you like it?
Lakritze: We had to watch a little bit in my international studies class
Lakritze: because it supposedly demonstrated a post modern city
DelMonte: it demonstrated some whupass cans opened by Harrison Ford
Ermac: "BLADE RUNNER demonstrates a post-modern society, and also 'whupass cans' opened by Harrison Ford."
SPdreamer: shane is here
Famous: "here"?
SPdreamer: no.. here
SPdreamer: Shane
SPdreamer: talk
Famous: he's hiding from me
Famous: because i'm an asshole
SPdreamer: he was just talking
SPdreamer: Shane is like that stupid WB dead frog guy
DelMonte: alex... mind if we stop by your house when we get back and see what's going on?
theDogg: aren't I coming with you guys?
DelMonte: well
DelMonte: I have to get anthony, and that takes forever
Famous: two years
DelMonte: about
DelMonte: I guess that isn't forever
Famous: no
Famous: stop complaining chris, it's only two years
SPdreamer: did you end up doing cool stuff tonight?
Famous: chris and i hooked up with alex and jake and we went to seattle center
Famous: and played video games
Famous: and won little stuffed animals in the crane things
Famous: and we threw the animals onto the fountain
Famous: and then we went to dick's
SPdreamer: yay!
SPdreamer: "when I see a dick's, I know where I am" -Nicole Pike
Famous: "when i see a dick, i know where i should not be (unless it's my own)" -- anthony schmidt
SPdreamer: oh my
KyreBanor: ha ha
KyreBanor: that's good
Famous: eh... brian and i were the ones that started the whole prison planet thing
Famous: unfortunately, it's gotten quite out of hand... hehe
KyreBanor: ya think?
Famous: actually i guess kgrg is the one that really started it
CrzyPrsn: i guess you guys are way cooler than us then, huh?
Famous: of course
Arden: sorry ban.. we'll never be as great as brain and/or anthony
Famous: brain from inspector gadget, that is
Famous: you know, the dog
Famous: he *was* cool
Arden: grr
Ermac: mofo! get to work!
CowGrain: Shane get to something
CowGrain: shane, adam and I already have, you slow poke
Ermac: oh my..you and adam "got to work"?
t3kno: jealous?
Ermac: sickened is a better word
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Ermac: mofo..
CowGrain: wow it's Shane
CowGrain: what's up my friend?
CowGrain: well I guess Shane died
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CowGrain: well that was pointless
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CowGrain: don't leave shane
Ermac: i "meant to leave" last time
CowGrain: yes you did
CowGrain: *** Signoff: Ermac (I'm meaning to signoff)
Ermac: oh..you got me there
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SPdreamer: yay!!
SPdreamer: Capitalism sucks
Famous: eh
Famous: capitalism actually does suck
SPdreamer: see?
Famous: but... i can't think of anything better of the top of my head
Famous: and that's all the amount of thought i'm going to give to it
SPdreamer: communism!
deus: communism sucks
Famous: no
SPdreamer: Josh sucks, men
Famous: it's no better
Famous: dis
Famous: i'm going to invent a new type of governement, where everyone sits around and listens to braid because they rock
deus: good plan
SPdreamer: I think that government "will" be effective
Famous: there's a game for c64 called "chevy chase"
DelMonte: heh
DelMonte: I bet it's good.
Famous: i hope it's a truck racing game
Famous: not a game about the actor
Famous: you have to guide chevy chase through a series of bad movies and failed tv shows to the finish, that is the snl reunion show
DelMonte: it's a game where you win by playing the exact same character in everything you ever do... it's a pretty boring game
DelMonte: hehe
DelMonte: we were both going for essentially the same joke
DelMonte: yours worked a lot better, granted
DelMonte: I can't think quickly
Famous: "Signed on for 'The Chevy Chase Show.' -5000 points." (bad sound effect)
Famous: "Survived five weeks of 'The Chevy Chase Show' and you still have a career! +1000 points!" (good sound effect)
DelMonte: "Box-office shows that latest Vacation movie didn't lose money! +2500 points!" (good sound effect)
DelMonte: where are you searching?
Famous: www.commodorezone.com/database.htm
Ermac: commodorez one
Famous: yes
Famous: "comm odo re-zone," actually
Ermac: ah..my mistake
Famous: it's also a fan site for odo from star trek
DelMonte: for those who like odo, communication and changing the use of property
Famous: indeed
Famous: they have a site for everything, nowadays
DelMonte: and they are often combined
DelMonte: puh... there's the "pay us for CD with games" site
Famous: boooooo
Famous: also known as the "were assholes" site
Famous: note how they are too stupid to use an apostrophe
DelMonte: I'd call them the "currently assholes" site
DelMonte: damn
Famous: hehe
Famous: rookie mistake
Famous: man... not being able to get online for a few days sucked
Ermac: oh yeah
Famous: i don't ever want to go w/o looking at naked women for that long again
DelMonte: hahaha
DelMonte: I hear ya
DelMonte: that's why you gotta save some of it, like I do :)
Famous: i never expected this to happen!
Famous: you were right, chris... you were right!
* Famous breaks down sobbing
Ermac: kids in the hall are doing a live tour
Famous: r0xen
Famous: (challenger)
Famous: "the web server where it's coolest feature is its name"
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ARoU: anyone interested in surf&get paid .. goto my site: http://arou888.spedia.net , spread this URL or make your OWN!!!
Ermac: hey, i am!
Ermac: and i will spread that URL to make it my OWN!!!
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BobbyMcR: wow
BobbyMcR: 'de'-advertising
BobbyMcR: hooray
Ermac: amazing
Ermac: non-bot
BobbyMcR: yeah
BobbyMcR: check out the whois...
BobbyMcR: ARoU on #y2kcompliant #ybe #ybirc #yes #yogyakarta #ysib #yuma #zapo #z80asm #alladvantage
BobbyMcR: how 'nonalphabetical' eh?
BobbyMcR: proving he just happened to find our #
BobbyMcR: ...by accident
Ermac: haha
Ermac: yes..accidentally
Ermac: i'm sure it was a real person
Ermac: just typing in random words/letters in hopes of finding a cahnnel
BobbyMcR: yah
Ermac: channel
BobbyMcR: yes
BobbyMcR: but he did it systematically
BobbyMcR: starting with a and continuing until z
Ermac: yeah..that guy is amazing
BobbyMcR: i would like to be him
* Ermac gains new-found respect for spammers
BobbyMcR: i never realized how intelligent they are...
BobbyMcR: wow
Famous: hey... the new all in all rekkid is finally out
DelMonte: cool
Famous: i'm going to go down to sam goody and pick up a copy
DelMonte: heh heh
DelMonte: you might have to go to Tower for that
Famous: go buy "stereotypical anti-government punk album" today!
DelMonte: what's it actually called again?
Famous: "the greater good"
DelMonte: ahhh yeah
Famous: that remark on the guestbook earlier might have been what made us lose our coveted spot on the all in all links page :)
Famous: i'm devastated... we got so much traffic via that link :)
DelMonte: haha
DelMonte: I remember that comment
Famous: considering .00003 people visit the aia page a day
DelMonte: heh
DelMonte: that's not an average... every single day, .00003 people visit
Famous: "i'm .00003 of a person! time to see what's up w/ one of my favorite bands, all in all!"
Famous: yep
DelMonte: they just recieve one packet or something
Famous: "i have no arms with which i can enter the address! nor can i see the page! d'oh!"
Famous: guess who might be SERVING MEAT in a deli in a few days :(
Famous: hint: me
Ermac: ouch dis why?
Famous: i need to work somewhere
Ermac: makes sense
Famous: and fred meyer is begging people for holiday help
Ermac: well..i guess that means you have to get rid of your vegetarianness
Famous: that's right, i have to eat meat now
Ermac: yep
Ermac: it'll even say on the application:
Ermac: "1. Do you eat meat?"
Ermac: "2. If no, would you be willing to start eating meat?"
Ermac: "3. Please print your name."
Famous: customer: "i would like some fried chicken."
Famous: me: "jo-jos?"
Famous: customer: "no, fried chicken"
Famous: me: "potato salad?"
Famous: customer: "no.... fried chicken"
Famous: me: "macaroni and cheese?"
Famous: etc
Ermac: hehe
Ermac: you then get a $5 per hour raise
Famous: of course
Ermac: "for your concern of the general well-being of shoppers at fred meyer, i'd like to give you a $5 per hour raise. And promote you to vice president! you still have to work in the deli, though."
Famous: the video i watched there today was great
Famous: it's a "quiz video"
Famous: they act out scenarios and you have to choose the best answer
Famous: it was "well-acted"
Ermac: haha..yay!
Famous: hehe
Famous: this was one of them
Famous: Scenario #xxx: A co-worker offers you a cookie.
Famous: *co-worker pulls out bag of cookies from coat while leaving store*
Famous: "hey, want a cookie?"
Famous: <other guy> "uh... where did you get those?"
Famous: "uh, the manager said i could have them, since they were damaged or something."
Ermac: haha
Famous: <other guy> "uh... why did you pull them out of your coat, then?"
Famous: "um... i just didn't want the guy at the door to hassle me for not having a reciept."
Famous: What would you do?
Famous: 1. Accept a cookie.
Famous: 2. Decline, and say you are not hungry.
Famous: 3. Accuse him of stealing.
Famous: 4. Contact the manager.
Famous: however
Ermac: punch him in the face and run!!
Famous: i chose hidden option #5
Famous: 5. Take the cookie, and stick it up his yeah.
Ermac: hahah
Ermac: "if you chose the hidden answer, #5, you were correct."
Famous: mofo's account is suspended (?)
Famous: on digitalinet
Ermac: ouch
Ermac: maybe he forgot to pay his bill or somethin
Famous: maybe it's just because he's a dumbass
Famous: he violated the "dumbass" clause of the rules
Ermac: heheh
Ermac: "please do not be a dumbass, in our outside of the internet"
Famous: "our"?
Famous: now "YOUR" the dumbass
Famous: brian: i heard the mxpx guy made the funniest joke ever at the show
BobbyMcR: yeah
BobbyMcR: comic genius
BobbyMcR: "move to bremerton...wait, you're already here!"
BobbyMcR: [rimshot]
BobbyMcR: actually, there was no rimshot
BobbyMcR: but there should have been
BobbyMcR: in the middle of the song
Famous: yep
Famous: it would have messed up the rhythm and everything
Famous: yep, that would have been great
Famous: i'm trying an n64 emulator
Famous: "CORN"
Ermac: ooh
Ermac: don't those all require 3d cards?
Famous: perhaps
Famous: but the site for this one just said it requires a pentium and directx 6.1
* Famous checks
Famous: yep, i got that
Famous: and the executable file is running right now
Famous: i'm dling mario64 (the only full game it supports so far) right now
Famous: hehe the cart is 6mb
Famous: the emulator is 200k
Ermac: i wanna get zelda..it's on the 'net in a few places
Ermac: it's a kickin' game
Famous: i know where you can get it
Famous: but y'd need to find an emulator that runs it
Famous: ultraHLE will... but you have to have a 20,000mhz pentiumVI
Famous: with a 1024-bit graphics card
Ermac: yeah
Ermac: which i have!
Famous: damn!
Ermac: actually it runs fine without the 20,000mhz pentium
Ermac: i just overclock my amd
Famous: heh
Ermac: "# of mhz to overclock (350 default): 20000"
Ermac: i have to keep a fire extinguisher next to my desk
Ermac: but it's cool
Famous: hehe wow you have a program that overclocks your cpu?
Ermac: yeah..to 20,000 mhz no less
Famous: i thought that required setting jumpers on the motherboard
Ermac: well see, the software does that for you
Famous: it sends a little guy to go in there
Ermac: yep
Ermac: then you have to feed the guy and keep it alive
Ermac: and give it a good home
Ermac: it's also a software game
Famous: like tamigochi
Famous: (sp)
Ermac: yeah..if you don't treat it well enough, it packs its bags and leaves
Ermac: then you can step on it!
Ermac: yeah
Famous: then no more overclocking, though :(
Ermac: yeah..and you can't just uninstall/reinstall this thing
Ermac: you kill your bitch, and it's done for
Famous: six days = five months
Ermac: wow..smooth
Ermac: hey..so nat and i are past 5 months then!
Famous: that's right
Famous: it's a new freaky way of measuring time
Ermac: haha
Ermac: by your time, we have been together years :)
Famous: heh
Famous: yep
Famous: hm
Famous: yep, you two are past five months
Famous: i could look through logs and probably be more specific
Famous: but then again
Ermac: hehe..eh
Famous: you could probably be *more* specific with your logs
Famous: but there was no specific day, like with laurie and me
Ermac: yep
Ermac: so we should just make a day up
Famous: kinda like you and meg
Ermac: as in, a whole new day that doesn't exist on the calendar, of course
Ermac: hehe yeah
Famous: june 32
Ermac: Smarch
BobbyMcR: complete drum tabs for Bobby McRodgers have been uploaded
theDogg: now you should work on nirvana drum tabs
BobbyMcR: and why is that?
theDogg: why not?
BobbyMcR: i don't know, don't want to spend the time
theDogg: well
theDogg: I think you do
BobbyMcR: crap
BobbyMcR: i guess i'm stuck with it
* BobbyMcR begins working on the Complete Nirvana Drum Tab Archive
theDogg: I can't wait
BobbyMcR: neither can i
BobbyMcR: so i won't
* BobbyMcR abandons the project
Famous: laurie wants to play bass on dj and cr
Famous: so, i'll have brian make her some tabs
DelMonte: coo'
DelMonte: wait... if your girlfriend gets involved in the band, it's gonna be like Spinal Tap!
Famous: or smashing pumpkins
Famous: james and d'arcy used to go out
DelMonte: and look what happened... :)
Famous: but then one day james was like "wait a minute... what am i doing? i'm gay!"
Famous: hehe my simpsons-watching helped me out at work today
Famous: a customer asked me the difference between apple juice and apple cider
Famous: i almost recited the rhyme for them
BobbyMcR: what is the difference, anyway?
Famous: "if it's clear and yella', you got juice there fella! if it's dark and brown, you're in cider town! except for in canada, where the whole thing's flip-flop. now a lot of people..."
BobbyMcR: is that true?
Famous: "you stay here, i'm leaving!" *homer's brain floats away*
Famous: i hope
Famous: so
Famous: that's what i told them
Famous: paraphrased
Famous: and as we all know, if you give a customer bad information on accident, that's grounds for termination and/or death
Famous: note "and/or"
Famous: so, some possible outcomes are:
Famous: "you're fired! but you may live."
Famous: "you're fired. and, we're going to kill you know."
Famous: "we're going to kill you now, but you have to continue working here."
Famous: "hack"
Famous: "uncovered" more like it
BobbyMcR: yeah
BobbyMcR: what did the password happen to be?
Famous: 217(mypassword)181
Famous: very clever
BobbyMcR: 'yes'
BobbyMcR: great encryption
BobbyMcR: if you can call it that
Famous: the altavista one was great
Famous: my 7-letter password (all letters) translated to 996569432C3907FF
BobbyMcR: hex?
Famous: yeah, i noticed it fits hex specs
Famous: 0-9 A-F
BobbyMcR: 99 65 69 43 2C 39 07 FF
BobbyMcR: hey, that password, in hex, is [O with umlaut] [e] [i] [C] [,] [9] [ctrl-G]
Famous: well [O with umlaut] [e] [i] [C] [,] [9] [ctrl-G] just happens to be my password!
Famous: since it "can be"
Famous: now you will hax0r me
BobbyMcR: you have a 'bell' in your pwd??
Famous: yeah
BobbyMcR: interesting
BobbyMcR: the problem with that is people will know
Famous: i was just about to say
BobbyMcR: the asterisk can't hide that
Famous: i make people leave them room when i type in my pass
Famous: remember back in the days when pressing crtl-g actually made a sound?
BobbyMcR: yeah
BobbyMcR: echo ^G
BobbyMcR: that's where it's at
BobbyMcR: @echo off
Famous: i remember apples at school where you could actually press crtl-g
Famous: and it would beep
Famous: i think the apple ii did that
Famous: or apple ][
Famous: if you are cool
BobbyMcR: i'm not
Famous: okay
Famous: apple ii
Famous: a guy came up to me at fred meyer today
Famous: and had this sausage
Famous: and was like "how long should i put this in the microwave?"
BobbyMcR: and you said, "get the fuck out of my face"
BobbyMcR: and were promptly fired
Famous: so i killed him with my box cutter in the middle of the store
BobbyMcR: the end
BobbyMcR: great story
Famous: THEN i was promptly fired
Famous: customers are idiots
Famous: that should be the title of the first training video
Famous: "customers are idiots"
Famous: "our store policy is to treat all our customers like the dumbasses that they are, so they will never want to return to shop with us." -- fred g. meyer, founder, 1886-1978
BobbyMcR: hehehe
BobbyMcR: "needless to say, mr. meyer died a poor, poor man with no family or friends"
Famous: hehe
BobbyMcR: "...on that note, enjoy your 1st day on the fred meyer team!"
BobbyMcR: hey, msn is speaking my language
BobbyMcR: according to this e-mail
Famous: oh?
Famous: english?
BobbyMcR: uh
BobbyMcR: yeah
BobbyMcR: i think
BobbyMcR: "msn is speaking your language...fuck you!!"
Famous: hey shane, can i ask you a favor?
Ermac: sure
Famous: give me your heart
Famous: make it real
Famous: or else... forget about it
Ermac: hmm..choices, choices
Ermac: it's like..all or nothin
Famous: yeah
Ermac: it sounds like advice he lives by
Famous: that crazy "whoever wrote that song" guy
Ermack: it ruled when i got to play quake 3 on the tour bus..wheeee!
Ermack: lan!
* Ermack eats a LAN
DelMonte: mmm
DelMonte: lans are yummy
Ermack: :P~~~
Famous: by eating the lan, you somehow get to have full access to it
Ermack: yep..that's how you acquire access
DelMonte: the problem with eating lans is that you get in trouble for it if people are still logged in
DelMonte: because then you're a murderer
Famous: no
Famous: because of notification protocols
Famous: a window will pop up on the workstations
DelMonte: hehe
DelMonte: that's true
Famous: "This LAN is about to be eaten by <name of user/admin>. Please save all work and log out."
DelMonte: what if they don't do it in time?
Famous: i don't know
DelMonte: "there are still 2 users connected. If you eat now, they will be killed. Do you wish to continue?"
Famous: hehe
Famous: something like that
BobbyMcR: stupid modem
BobbyMcR: i could manually upload it faster than this...
BobbyMcR: 10001101001101110101101101...
Ermac: haha
DelMonte: it's too bad you can't use all 32 electron states... just stupid 0 and 1
DelMonte: *continues reading new Crichton book*
BobbyMcR: what do you mean?
DelMonte: eh, there's a lot of this crap in the book about making quantum computers that use.... stuff
BobbyMcR: 32 electron states?
BobbyMcR: hmm
BobbyMcR: all i know is that crap they taught me in chem 142
BobbyMcR: which is not that much
DelMonte: calculations in other universes and such
DelMonte: all I know is the crap they taught me sophomore year of high school
DelMonte: I started taking biology, but then I said "skroo dis"
BobbyMcR: n=energy state, l=shape, ml=orientation, ms=spin
BobbyMcR: n is an integer from 1 to infinity, l is an integer from 0 to infinity
BobbyMcR: ml is from -l to +l
BobbyMcR: and ms is +1/2 or -1/2
BobbyMcR: the end
BobbyMcR: chemistry 142 may not be rebroadcast without the express written permission of the national chemistry association
Famous: what a story
Famous: i was moved to tears
DelMonte: I was moved to tears, but they were only like 3 feet away
BobbyMcR: now for the post-chemistry 142 show
Famous: with tony ventrella
BobbyMcR: well, that was quite an explanation of principle quantum numbers
BobbyMcR: [other guy] yes, i agree
DelMonte: haha
BobbyMcR: [other guy] the way he explained the spin number, i just couldn't believe it
Famous: and some dumbasses that used to be in chem 142, but have since retired
DelMonte: and then some guy who played hockey, that they have on for no good reason
BobbyMcR: yeah
BobbyMcR: "well, i play hockey, but i do know one thing about chemistry"
BobbyMcR: "the pauli exclusion principle states that no two electrons can have the same set of quantum numbers"
DelMonte: Tony the Tiger is the most heterosexual cartoon spokesman there is
Famous: i'm starting a band called the fucking fuckheads
Famous: since hardcore bands use aliteration, like mutual mistake
BobbyMcR: so, what songs do the fucking fuckheads do?
Famous: the album should be a theme album
Famous: every song title should include "fuck"
BobbyMcR: yeah
BobbyMcR: you'd be sure to get a lot of sales from rebellious 15-year-olds
Famous: exactly
Famous: we'd sell it at walmart
Famous: except it would be the frickin' frickheads
BobbyMcR: walmart would ask for an edited version
Famous: just on the cover
Famous: have you heard the new kid rock song?
Famous: "only god knows why"
BobbyMcR: no
Famous: ugh... it's like everything you could hate about a human being, rolled into one song
Famous: well soon i'll have a 9-5 job
Famous: which won't be as terrible
BobbyMcR: doing what the hell?
BobbyMcR: same job?
Famous: i don't know
Famous: but i'm not staying at fred meyer past march
Famous: i'll kill myself before i do
BobbyMcR: he's putting his foot down people
DelMonte: <person> ow!
* Famous puts his foot down a person
DelMonte: <person> Anthony put his foot down me!
Ermac: <drum guy> *cymbal*
BobbyMcR: <DelMonte> i suck!
Ermac: <DelMonte> i sure do!
* Famous realizes chris made the joke before i did
Famous: -i +he
Famous: before i corrected that action, it was referring to the unknown person that narrates irc
BobbyMcR: i'm thinking of 'revamping' my page to look all nice and shiny
BobbyMcR: but it'll take a lot of time and/or effort
DelMonte: shiny is good
BobbyMcR: yeah
BobbyMcR: with frames and shiz-nit like dat
DelMonte: I say "bah" to frames!
BobbyMcR: wahtevah
BobbyMcR: they're alright
DelMonte: you should give every page a frame on the main page, and then you just have to scroll around on the 3 sq. in. section of the screen to see the whole thing
BobbyMcR: that would be wonderful
BobbyMcR: i'll be sure to do it that way
Famous: frames are nice when they're simple
Famous: but they are so often overused
Famous: and then they look good
Famous: wait...
Famous: i'm contradicting myself!
BobbyMcR: you're both right!
DelMonte: maybe you should put a bunch of lame javascript stuff on there that tells people what browser they're using and what time it is and crap
DelMonte: because that's never bad
Famous: yeah
DelMonte: you should prove you can do things
Famous: it's for people that like to show off
Famous: to show that they too can copy codes from other sites
BobbyMcR: i'm already 1 step into it
BobbyMcR: with ONMOUSEOVER shiz
Famous: there are two types of people on the internet... 1) those that know what browser they are using, 2) those that don't care
DelMonte: hooo boy
DelMonte: hehe
Famous: no one is like "i sure wish i knew what browser i'm using"
DelMonte: <picture of Gordon Flemmings, the only person who was ever interested in what browser he was using, flashes onscreen>
Famous: "luckily, i happened to stumble across this page"
BobbyMcR: hehe
Famous: "now i know!"
BobbyMcR: thanks, alan webpage!!
BobbyMcR: alan j. webpage
BobbyMcR: (the j is for javascript)
DelMonte: "now I think I'll rate this page on a scale of 1 to 5!"
DelMonte: yeah, pointless java applets are far more annoying
DelMonte: like the ones that do the ripply water thing under a picture... boooo
Famous: if it took .01 seconds to load, it would be cool
Famous: what could possibly be the most powerful computer language ever
Famous: used mostly for stupid scrolling text and lame stuff
Famous: it's sad
DelMonte: hehe, yeah
DelMonte: poor sun microsystems
DelMonte: I feel so bad for them
DelMonte: I'll give the people that own that company some spare change the next time I see them
BobbyMcR: sunny microsystems...yeah, i knew 'im
Famous: eh, sun was once my hero
Famous: but now those guys are being dicks
BobbyMcR: lived down the street from me...
BobbyMcR: oh, we had some crazy times back then, but...
BobbyMcR: [pauses for quiet reflection]
BobbyMcR: ...yeah, good ol' sunny...
DelMonte: heh
DelMonte: [turns wheelchair to face out window]
Famous: "java is a 100% free open language anyone can use! the future of computing!" *refuses to license all key java technolgy and retains owership of it*
Famous: -- sun stevenson, c.e.o
DelMonte: heh
DelMonte: bastid
Famous: not nearly as bad as microsoft
Famous: obviously
Famous: nothing is
DelMonte: heh
Famous: not even mass murder
DelMonte: nope
BobbyMcR: or rape
BobbyMcR: that pales in comparison
DelMonte: therefore, anything Bill Gates did could only improve his public image!
DelMonte: he should start funding terrorist groups and stuff
DelMonte: because his PR can only go up
Famous: on the scale of terribleness... we have microsoft, then genocide, then...
Famous: tearing the tag off a mattress
Famous: then...
DelMonte: heh
BobbyMcR: homosexual sex
BobbyMcR: that's way up there
DelMonte: homosexual sex, alright!
DelMonte: (that's how the song starts, heh)
Ermac: now that i'm a checker bitch, i might actually someday have money to get a nice bass amp
Famous: or pay for the one you currently have
Ermac: nah..i'm gonna throw it in erik's window as soon as i get a good one
SPdreamer: my mom doesn't like to turn the computer off..
SPdreamer: so, after a few days.. it starts running all crappy and messes up
SPdreamer: and then she yells at me
Famous: hehe
Famous: that's windows
Famous: there are so many resource leaks
Ermac: windows is like my room
Ermac: i just put crap on the floor when i'm done with it
Ermac: and so, it's fine for a while
Ermac: but then it starts building up, and then i step on something and i break it
Famous: hehe
Famous: that's the best analogy ever
Ermac: then i restart my room
Ermac: wait..
Famous: the analogy continues!
SPdreamer: who is that annying chick on tv?
SPdreamer: her voice makes me want to murder fluffy seals
Ermac: whose voice?
Famous: rosie o'donnell?
Famous: fran drescher?
* SPdreamer breaks out her club
SPdreamer: no
SPdreamer: she's on channel.... *checking*
SPdreamer: 5
SPdreamer: nbc
Famous: oh
Famous: it's later
Ermac: yeah..whatever's on after conan has to be the worst show ever
Famous: they have a guest host each week
Ermac: other than the other shows that are worse than it
SPdreamer: yeah.. this chick SUCKS
SPdreamer: jeojasodja
Famous: there's a different host each week, sometimes it's good
Famous: that used to be bob costas' show
SPdreamer: she came on.. told really bad jokes... and then started "interviewing" this guy from er
Famous: and then someone else hosted it for a while, and then they gave up on having a permenant host
SPdreamer: its comforting knowning she didn't get her own show
SPdreamer: and that she won't be back next week
Famous: yep
Famous: everyone's hosted that show
Famous: including me
SPdreamer: wow
Famous: cindy crawford hosted it one week
Ermac: i missed the one you hosted, ant
Famous: ah well
Ermac: yeah..no loss
Famous: hehe i was thinking about that today
Famous: being a late night talk show host
Famous: i think i'd be awesome at it
Famous: but bah... you probably have to go to college and learn broadcasting and stuff... screw that
Ermac: hey! that's me!
Ermac: you can be my sidekick
Ermac: sidekicks don't need training
Famous: yay!
Famous: and then i can kill you
Famous: and rightfully inherit the show
Ermac: hmm..on the other hand, maybe i don't want you as my sidekick
Famous: damn
Famous: i shouldn
Famous: 't
Famous: have
Famous: told
Famous: you
Famous: that
Famous: jlzkxcjfklsdakjlsafdsadfjlk
Famous: when i am king of the universe, the first thing i will do is make a keyboard where there's a huge gap between the ' key and the enter key
SPdreamer: '
SPdreamer: good plan
Ermac: yeah..that gets annoying..i'm not sure how less annoying it'd be if the enter key were a ways away
Famous: i don't know why i'd need to be king of the universe to do that though, come to think of it
* SPdreamer announces her love for Anthony, King of the Universe
SPdreamer: (he's so dreamy)
Famous: i think the most i'd need would be a simple understanding of computer hardware and plastics
Ermac: you just like him cuz he's king of the universe!
Famous: but it wouldn't hurt to be king of the universe
SPdreamer: Shane.. that's just a vicious rumor
Famous: sorry b, i already have a queen to reign with me... but you may dance naked around my throne
Ermac: can i too?
Famous: sure
Ermac: sick bastard
SPdreamer: can I wear a bra?
Ermac: can i too?
Famous: sure
SPdreamer: thanks
Famous: i was talking to shane
Ermac: sick bastard
SPdreamer: the whole "dance naked" thing.. it's so melloncamp
Ermac: so you will dance with a bra? that's it?
SPdreamer: damnit
SPdreamer: yes, if elected.. I will dance with a bra, thats it
Famous: elected to what?
Famous: i'm the king here
Ermac: hmm..odd choice of clothing options, but hey, i cast my vote
SPdreamer: Offical Naked Throne Dancer to Anthony, King of the World
Famous: that's universe, b
SPdreamer: damn
Famous: you just lost my vote
* SPdreamer cries
Famous: ah well
SPdreamer: well.. the King of the World happens to be named Anthony too
Famous: i'm only one person
SPdreamer: and, I'll be his naked throne dancer
SPdreamer: you're missing out
Famous: nah... i still have shane
SPdreamer: yeah, but do you really want him dancing naked around your thrown?
SPdreamer: I mean, honestly?
* Famous ignores the many glaring logic flaws in this scenario, for example while shane was voting for brooke when he was running for the same position
Ermac: i would rather have brooke..my opinion, at least
SPdreamer: throne
SPdreamer: booo
Famous: while = why
Famous: too
Famous: damn, none of us should type
Famous: we should all resign
SPdreamer: no way
SPdreamer: hehe.. I typed "thrown"
SPdreamer: I'm a dumbass
Ermac: i typed perfectly
Famous: eh... sounds the same
Famous: i didn't notice until you pointed it out
* Ermac retains position of King of the Universe
* Famous makes shane king of the universe
Famous: hey
Famous: i was just doing that
SPdreamer: well then
Ermac: hah!
Ermac: but i'll take the officialness of it all too
Famous: but... since you tried to steal it from me
* Famous takes the title back
SPdreamer: who will be your naked "thrown" dancer?
* Famous ignores another glaring logic problem... that being that he would not have the power to take it back since he is no longer king
SPdreamer: indeed
SPdreamer: ooh...
SPdreamer: I got a letter from Sally!
SPdreamer: haven't heard from her in a long time..
SPdreamer: Hi :) My name is Sandy and I have just won
SPdreamer: the AMERICAN SLUT OF THE YEAR
SPdreamer: contest. I won because I'll do absolutly
SPdreamer: ANYTHING! And I would love to do it for
SPdreamer: YOU!
Ermac: hahaha
SPdreamer: good to hear she's doing well!
Ermac: i'm glad she can help you, too
Ermac: that sally, always interested in community services
SPdreamer: yeah, that's what friends like Sally are there for
Famous: hehe i have yet to see any spam on my ysib.com mail
Famous: yay!
Famous: i mean, uh
Famous: sally hasn't written me, bummer :(
SPdreamer: well, Anthony.. she included a link
SPdreamer: would you like it?
Ermac: maybe you can get in touch with her
Ermac: hehe
Ermac: American Slut of the Year holds a lot of responsibility..she's prolly very busy
Ermac: cutting town ribbons and such
SPdreamer: but, she's obviously a giver... such a kind soul, never thinking of herself
Ermac: hey..we went through all these jokes about sally, and i just noticed in the email brooke pasted, she stated her name was "Sandy" :(
SPdreamer: yeah, I know
SPdreamer: :(
Ermac: i regret having to be the one to inform all involved parties
SPdreamer: I figured I'd shut up and hope no one else noticed
Ermac: well..it certainly was fun while it lasted
SPdreamer: our next "get together" is on new years.. woo!
KyreBanor: yeah!
SPdreamer: even Ian will be there
KyreBanor: although i'm giving anthony fair warning.. he calls me carl sanders, I'll take his head off..
KyreBanor: brian too..
Ermac: haha
Ermac: you are carl sanders though
KyreBanor: fuck you.
theDogg: I like snow
theDogg: Snow is so good
KyreBanor: yup.. i've got snow on the ground here...
KyreBanor: about 6inches still..
theDogg: wow. where are you?
KyreBanor: denver, co
theDogg: do you know colorado joel?
theDogg: he goes to colorado college
KyreBanor: umm... no.
msKaufman: i just found the best website ever
Ermac: what website, ashlers
theDogg: yeah, what website?
BobbyMcR: yeah, what website?
BobbyMcR: [other guy:] yeah, what website?
Lizadrin: yes, what website?
BobbyMcR: [guy #2] what website?
BobbyMcR: [guy #3 and so] what website...what website??
msKaufman: sorry
msKaufman: :)
msKaufman: i was surfin it
deus: wow.. i wanna see that new deniro movie
deus: it looks like it's gonna be cool.. he's like.. the best actor ever
deus: 'any given day'
BobbyMcR: hmm
BobbyMcR: any given sunday?
deus: ya
deus: it's like.. he starts coaching some pro football team.. and cameron diaz is in it
Ermac: promo description for the movie: "Robert Deniro starts coaching some pro football team. Cameron Diaz is in it."
deus: that'd be a good promo
Famous: everyone go listen to quasi
Famous: quasi rules
Reesie: as opposed to semi-rules
Famous: again, very clever :)
Famous: cerise is on top of her game tonight
Arden: that's my cerisey :)
Famous: damn
Arden: haha!
Reesie: I'm on top of the world! :)
Arden: you cant have her!
* Famous goes and gets his own cerisey
Famous: ha!
Reesie: now now, don't fight! there's plenty of me to go around
Arden: nooooo
Famous: this one's better too!
Reesie: hey!
Reesie: wait a second
Arden: is not!
* Arden prances cerise around like a doggy
Arden: see?
Arden: look at that coat!
* Famous sends his cerise out to attack laurie's cerise like in pokémon
Famous: i choose you!
Arden: cerise! your trek attack! now!
Reesie: children, children.
Arden: oh man.. mine's badly trained
Famous: ha... everyone knows the clones are more powerful
Arden: damn!
* Arden kicks anthony's cerise
* Reesie blinks at Laurie
Reesie: eh?
Arden: not you
Arden: anthony's
* Arden pats her cerise
Famous: well this scenario is falling apart quickly
* Reesie phasers the other Reesie
Famous: was voyager new yesterday, cerise?
Reesie: nope
Famous: good
Famous: i missed it
Famous: but now i need not worry
Famous: what about the upcoming one?
Reesie: I dunno... hang on
Famous: i could check my local listings
Famous: but that would involve opening my browser
Famous: and who wants to do that
Famous: i'm too tired
Famous: because as we all know, starting a browser requires physical exertion
Arden: yep.. you cant expect to open a browser on your first try..
Arden: you gotta work up to it.. you know, limber up
SPdreamer: yay! I'm a loser!
SPdreamer: I went to my old highschool this morning
SPdreamer: and now... now I will make myself some hash browns
SPdreamer: hash browns: the breakfast of high school visiting losers
Ermac: brb..gotta restart
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DelMonte: hey, it's shane again ("again" pronounced as to rhyme with "shane")
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akkmed: he didn't like that
DelMonte: hehe
DelMonte: dissssss
DelMonte: hey, it's shane again ("again" pronounced as to rhyme with "shane")
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DelMonte: hey, it's shane again ("again" pronounced as to rhyme with "shane")
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DelMonte: hey, it's shane again ("again" pronounced as to rhyme with "shane")
DelMonte: I really oughta just set up a script
moonrock: the funny thing is that aaron and aric know each other and they both dated the same girl
moonrock: isnt that funny? (laugh damnit.)
* DelMonte coughs up blood
moonrock: i said laugh.. not cough up... oh nevermind.
* DelMonte coughs up laugh
moonrock: umm..yes..
Famous: like joe deftone says, i get bored
Reesie: hehe
Famous: the deftones... they're a family music group
Famous: joe, bill, steve, and greg deftone
Reesie: hehe
Famous: actually wait
Famous: they have a second guitarist now
Famous: so... they must have just recently got a new brother
* Famous thinks of an infant playing guitar
Reesie: haha
Reesie: jr deftone
Famous: little mikey deftone
Famous: the second guitarist
Reesie: 8Ball what are your thoughts on masturbation?
Lizadrin: Reesie, Let my look in my pocket...
Reesie: ack!
Famous: nachos are good
Famous: i mean, like, if someone came up to me and was all like
Famous: "yo, i want some good food"
Famous: i'd be all like "here... have some nachos, you dickhead"
Ermac: <dickhead> he changed my life..forever..
Famous: he'd get upset though
Famous: because i called him a dickhead
Famous: that's the bad thing about nachos
Ermac: they make you call other people dickheads?
Famous: *end joke*
Ermac: noooo
Arden: haha!
Ermac: we'll never know exactly what the bad thing about nachos is
Ermac: we'll just be left with vague pieces of the puzzle
Famous: that's the joke, you dickhead
Famous: (note that i am eating nachos)