Do you remember November 1999?
Famous: hey shane, chris.... we should come up w/ a plan if someone crazy ysib fan spots us... i mean, this is our vacation, we shouldn't have to deal w/ those people
Ermac: hahaha
Ermac: "hey, aren't you from YSIB?" "RUN!"
Famous: also... what name are we signing are room under? we should probably come up w/ fake names
Ermac: let's be "Silverchair"
Famous: yeah, as we've learned... silverchair has "no" obsessive fans
DelMonte: heh... of course not
DelMonte: we should write some more songs about how bands suck
DelMonte: and post them to mailing lists ourselves
Famous: as other people
Ermac: yeah
Ermac: let's go find a pro-driver's ed mailing list
Ermac: "FUCK YOU! DRIVERS ED HAS MORE TALENT THAN YOULL EVER HAVE>"
DelMonte: -- "Driver's" Ed Smith
Famous: hey... are we going to have a cd player to listen to in our room?
Famous: i can bring my discman and speakers
halyconon: i can bring my portable one
Arden: mine's portable too
Famous: okay... someone should bring one
halcyonon: does it play w/ batteries too?
Arden: yeah.. I dont have any batteries though
Famous: i have 284938493 D batteries, if needed
Famous: does it take Ds, laurie?
Arden: um... lemme look
Ermac: i have rizzityrechargables, beeeeaatch
Famous: me too, you asshole!
Famous: and i have a fast-ass charger
Ermac: god daaaamn
halcyonon: but i don't want those shitty little speakers!
Famous: nat.
halcyonon: ant.
Famous: laurie is bringing her player, and i'm bringing my D batteries for it
Famous: assuming it uses Ds
halcyonon: i have ds too
halcyonon: i have 36 ds!
halcyonon: hahahaaa!
Famous: can i see, natalie?
Ermac: haha
Famous: to make sure they are okay for the road trip and all
halcyonon: ermac knows how to use 'em
Ermac: whoa
Ermac: haha..it took me a minute to decode that
Ermac: hehe
* Famous charges his Ds
Famous: (if you know what i mean)
halcyonon: ooooooh aaaahhhh
halcyonon: anyway, so we can bring it down to the beach too right, laur?
Famous: she's still checking to see if it takes Ds
Famous: i bet she got sidetracked, somehow
Arden: sure.. just dont get tooo much sand in it.. it's not very old :P
Arden: hush I just got back.. I was trying to figure out why my sunny d is lumpy.. ugh
Famous: Ds?
Arden: yeah, d's
Famous: yay
Arden: 6 of 'em :)
halcyonon: lumpy d's???
Ermac: i like my d's smooooooooth
Arden: sunny delight.. it shouldn't have lumps.. eeew
DelMonte: hehe
Famous: that's "homestyle" sunny delight
Arden: it was soooo gross!
DelMonte: ah, drinking the ol' sunny delight, eh?
* DelMonte snickers to himself
Arden: well I was going to.. until it got all lumpy.. now I'm being stupid and drinking chocolate milk
Famous: i can see the commercial now
Famous: <guy> "mm... just enjoying some chocolate milk..." <other guy> "you're stupid!" <guy kills himself> <announcer> "kids, drink sunny delight" *the end*
DelMonte: haha
halcyonon: you can drink my delight
halcyonon: whatever that meant
Ermac: i'll "delight" you...!!
halcyonon: i can't wait!
Arden: :)
Famous: ooh shane... "delight" me too!
Ermac: i'll "delight" you...!!!
Famous: yay
halcyonon: shane!!!
halcyonon: you promised i was the only one
* DelMonte performs Sunny Delight on himself
halcyonon: heehee... you haven't got the flexibility, chris
DelMonte: I know :(
halcyonon: besides... 45 minutes in that position and you won't be able to stand up ever again!
Famous: haha
Arden: haha
Ermac: hahaha
Famous: hahahhahahahahaha
Famous: (come on, guys!)
halcyonon: i'll be here all week
DelMonte: *sigh* :)
Ermac: natalie 1, good guys zeeero
Famous: waaaaaittt tiilll tomorrroooow-oh
DelMonte: you gotta wait too, fat boy
Famous: (dunna dunt dunt, dunna dunt dunt, dunna dunt)
Ermac: fat boy-ee
DelMonte: fat boy-ee
Ermac: haha
DelMonte: heh :)
halcyonon: why don't you come with me to a place in a little town?
Famous: "okay!"
Ermac: what is in this little town?
halcyonon: know how to get there?
Arden: the only way to get there is to go straight down...
* DelMonte goes straight down
Famous: "hmm, it must be south of here, then!"
halcyonon: guess you did.
* DelMonte brings shampoo, but....
Famous: well chris
Famous: there's no water
Famous: er
Famous: wait
Famous: no bathroom
Famous: or something
DelMonte: yeah
Ermack: yeah
Famous: and there's no sink
Arden: and no sink
DelMonte: no bathroom, no sink
Famous: yeah, there is water
Famous: but....!
halcyonon: and there is no sink
halcyonon: yeah
Famous: HOWEVER
Famous: it's....
halcyonon: very
Ermac: this is so unorganized! ahhh!
Famous: hard
* DelMonte gets ready to drink some nice, easy-to-drink water
Arden: to
Famous: haha
halcyonon: heehee
Famous: chris, you are in for a surprise!
Arden: ;)
DelMonte: oh?
Famous: it's VERY hard to drink!
DelMonte: damn... very hard to drink?
Arden: very.
Famous: yep
DelMonte: but.. I want to drink some water today!
Famous: sorry, man
DelMonte: -- "road trip," Silverchair, Frogstomp
Ermac: that's my fav
Famous: woo-fuckin'-hoo for $100
Ermac: $100?
Famous: birthday money from my parents that don't even see me anymore
Ermac: woohoo!
Famous: that means, i can buy that rare sunny day e.p. from that guy
Famous: and have $52 left over for the "cymbal fund"
Famous: cymbal fund might get broken into though
Famous: new bf5 :)
Ermac: yesss
Famous: ben folds himself will steal $16 or so from me and use it to buy a copy of his own album
Famous: but he'll give it to me
Ermac: as long as he gives it to ya...money well spent!
Famous: or, the first document case of...
Famous: ...money well stolen!
Famous: (unless, of course, you are the stealer, then it's often well-stolen)
Famous: oh yeah, and the cool thing is, i'll get to meet ben folds
Famous: when he steals the money and/or gives me the cd
Famous: this is getting, by the way, more and more plausible
Famous: as do all stupid things like this
Ermac: whoa..i wish he'd do that for me
Famous: sorry
Famous: ben folds steals exclusively from me
Famous: damn career packets!
* Famous throws all the career packets in the room (1) at the wall
BobbyMcR: winamp 2.20!
BobbyMcR: what will they come up with next?
BobbyMcR: guy 1: uh...winamp 2.21?
BobbyMcR: guy 2: winamp 2.20a?
DelMonte: guy 3 (aka chris): Hey, of course, I was just thinking that also
BobbyMcR: guy 4: perhaps a small bug-fix file that accompanies winamp 2.20?
BobbyMcR: shut up, guys!
* BobbyMcR strafes the guys, all conveniently lined up at the moment
Famous: i hate to seriously answer a joking question, but....
Famous: 2.21 is coming out in a few days
Famous: so there
BobbyMcR: heh
BobbyMcR: guy 1 was right!
* BobbyMcR brings back guy 1 from the dead
Famous: "you were right!"
Ermac: *guy 1 later committs suicide*
BobbyMcR: for what reason?
BobbyMcR: it's like that health video
Ermac: no one axed da question
Famous: "i think winamp 2.21 will be coming out in a few days." "are you feeling suicidal?"
BobbyMcR: "why yes...yes i am"
Famous: "how did i know that?"
BobbyMcR: "thanks for asking me that question"
BobbyMcR: "now i will not commit suicide"
Famous: "yay!"
Ermac: "now that you asked, i'm no longer suicidal!"
BobbyMcR: hey, i said that
* Ermac committs suicide
BobbyMcR: oh no!
BobbyMcR: i should have asked the question
BobbyMcR: oh well
BobbyMcR: what are you going to do?
Famous: so basically, what we've learned is...
Famous: you have to ask everyone you ever see constantly if they are suicidal
Famous: or they will kill themselves
BobbyMcR: yep
* Famous lights a candle
* Famous however does not light a motive, nor does he step down or watch a wheel, crush, crush
Ermac: haha..took me a sec for that to register
Famous: just popped in my head as i was lighting this candle
DelMonte: what do you know about that, it isn't an applet
DelMonte: it's javascript! yayyyy!
Famous: yeah, it's easy to tell when it's a java applet if you are using ie
Famous: either it doesn't work properly, or it crashes altogether :)
DelMonte: hehe
DelMonte: dizzity dis
* DelMonte makes sweet love to IE
Famous: * IE goes too slow, and DelMonte gets impatient
Descend: haha
DelMonte: yeah, I guess I'll go cheat on IE with Communicator
* DelMonte has meaningless sex with Netscape Communicator
* DelMonte gazes at his shoes
Famous: there's was a bad grammatical error
Famous: i have a question for you
Ermac: yes
Famous: to get the fruity taste, what does one have to do?
Ermac: i think it involves deceiving someone
Famous: oh?
Famous: who might that be?
Ermac: i'm not sure..i believe he goes by the alias "frederick"
Famous: i see
Famous: so, in essence, you are saying to get the fruity taste, you gotta... TRICK FRED?!?!?
Famous: barney!!!
Ermac: haha
Ermac: i love that
Ermac: barney!!
Famous: he's so surprised, too
Famous: like "i wasn't expecting this at all!"
Ermac: yep...he obviously doesn't hold grudges
Famous: yeah
Famous: when it was christmas, barney tried pulling that shit again
Famous: dressing up as santa
Famous: then the real santa showed up
Famous: and just when you thought it was smack-down time, santa told fred to let barney have some fruity pebbles
Famous: the moral is... it's okay to try to decieve yr friends
Ermac: yeah..that was sweet of real santa
Ermac: real santa was actually barney's friend
Famous: hehe... "real santa" wasn't actually real santa then, just a back-up?
Famous: those bastards!
Ermac: yeah..he got "cleverer" as time went by
Famous: i bought cds today... jimmy eat world, shudder to think, and rftc... i rock!
Ermac: no..the cds do
Ermac: i bought "the art of kicking your own ass" today
Famous: i was using "rock" as a verb, not an adjective
Famous: meaning... now that i have these cds, i rock while listening to them
Ermac: i getcha
* Ermac kicks his own ass as described in the manual
* Famous laughs as described in "making fun of people who kick their own ass"
Ermac: they were all out of that book..so i had to get this one
Ermac: i also picked up "anthony sucks"
Famous: i wrote that one
Ermac: it's 24083604846 pages
Famous: details on all my fucked-upped-ness... it's pretty extensive
Famous: and there's a lot to cover
Ermac: yeah...a lot of pages..i'll be readin' this one for a while
Famous: don't
Ermac: i hear they're makin a movie for it too
Famous: it's a sad, sad, story
Ermac: you're a sad, sad, story!!
Famous: i think that was actually the point
Famous: looking through the used section, i saw a lot of clutch cds
Famous: at first i thought, "well, of course, clutch sucks..."
Famous: but then, i thought about it
Famous: who would actually buy a clutch cd, and then sell it?
Ermac: yeah exactly..someone had to buy it in the first place
Ermac: the cd is terrible..haha
Famous: i mean, i must admit, as terrible as they are, there are some people that like them, so i can see people buying their cds
Famous: but who would buy it and then think "hmm, this isn't as good as i was expecting, i think i'll sell it"
Ermac: hehe
Famous: "i really liked that 'escape from the prison planet' song... but the rest of it, it's terrible!"
Ermac: two clutch fan pages!
Ermac: "Unless you've been living under a rock, Clutch's new album The Elephant Riders is now in stores!"
* Famous snuggles comfortably under his rock
Ermac: wow..now the new cd doesn't exist!
Famous: yeah, that's right
Famous: they must mean that if you have been living under a rock, Clutch's new album The Elephant Riders is not in stores
Famous: actually yr the one who read it, so, it's totally dependent on you
Famous: do you live under a rock, shane?
Ermac: of course..soo...is there a new clutch cd in stores?
Famous: nope, thank God!
Famous: or... thank you, shane!
Famous: thank you indeed!
Ermac: hehehe
Ermac: me, god, whatever
Famous: but as we all know... y2k really just means "yes to kia"
* Famous fucks kia and their advertising agency up the ass for that terrible advertising campaign
Famous: god, that makes me want to go out and bash in the windows of every kia i see
Ermac: haha...yes 2 kia....BOTQ$ASRHIT@$OOO
Famous: that is so terrible
Famous: i really hope someone dies for coming up with that
Famous: and i hope this person's children are tremendously emotionally scarred after this guy's death
Ermac: ouch
Famous: and they get murdered by some other guys
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Ermc: that's me..ermc
Ermc: sfjkl;ajasdfkjfsd
Ermc: that's me..ermc! sadfljksl;agjkl;wtwreajier;w
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BobbyMcR: hey, who here likes 'selective science'?
BobbyMcR: i sure do
BobbyMcR: jusdan pang seems to as well
BobbyMcR: i was talking to him today
DelMonte: oh really?
BobbyMcR: at stupid morning math
BobbyMcR: what he was saying is pretty much, "science is good--when it agrees with religion"
BobbyMcR: i was bringing up a point about idiots saying, "science is the enemy of religion"
BobbyMcR: and he said he disagreed with that
BobbyMcR: but then through further analysis, i concluded that he basically believes that
DelMonte: I would say that science and religion are constructed such that they disagree
BobbyMcR: basically
Famous: science... which pretty much only means proving things through logical thought processes
DelMonte: because religion is based on untestability and science is based on testability
BobbyMcR: faith is the absence of reason
BobbyMcR: brotha'
BobbyMcR: "hey, there's no good reason to believe this..."
BobbyMcR: [box of faith appears in person's hands]
BobbyMcR: "wait a minute..."
BobbyMcR: ANNCR: "with new FAITH, you can believe anything!"
BobbyMcR: "thanks, FAITH!"
BobbyMcR: heh
BobbyMcR: sounds like a new commercial
DelMonte: haha
DelMonte: yeah, I love that "faith"
BobbyMcR: hey, didn't we once have an idea to put out a spoken word cd of atheist propaganda?
BobbyMcR: or something?
DelMonte: yep!
DelMonte: it was comedy atheist propaganda though
BobbyMcR: oh yeah
BobbyMcR: that's right
BobbyMcR: and it would include other stuff
BobbyMcR: like that prop comic
BobbyMcR: heh
BobbyMcR: a track demonstrating how prop comedy doesn't translate over to cd
DelMonte: oh yeah.. hehe
DelMonte: I remember that now :)
BobbyMcR: that was cool
BobbyMcR: and he'd also be making facial expressions
BobbyMcR: "i came into work late today...my boss was all...[silence]"
BobbyMcR: [audience laughs]
Famous: "so i saw this guy the other day, and he was all like... so then i look at him like..."
DelMonte: "and he gives me one of these.." *pause* *laughter and clapter*
BobbyMcR: heh
BobbyMcR: we need to record that
BobbyMcR: we need some audience 'footage'
BobbyMcR: or recordings or whatever
DelMonte: yeah... i wonder if that would really work.. I mean, it's a one joke skit
Ermac: 8ball where do we go from here? the words are coming out all weird...
Lizadrin: Ermac, At work.
Ermac: 8ball where are you now..when i neeed you?
Lizadrin: Ermac, In Sydney, Australia.
Famous: well that ruined that song
Ermac: i should stop doing that
Ermac: hey anthony, do you have chris' email address?
*** Lizadrin sets mode: +o Famous
Ermac: why do you ask for ops in both chans?
Ermac: if you just ask for ops, it ops you in all the chans yer in
Ermac: that's enough questions for now
Famous: the new one is on the ysib contact page; my script locates the bot and auto-getops once it joins a chan; i know, screw you; okay, thanks
Ermac: yay!
Ermac: you're good..hehe
BobbyMcR: well like loverboy, i'll probably be working on the weekend
BobbyMcR: wait
BobbyMcR: that was 'working for the weekend'
BobbyMcR: oh well
DelMonte: jack in the motherfuckin' box!
DelMonte: or "jackin' the b-fish" if you will
BobbyMcR: yeah, the "OX" looks like a fish
BobbyMcR: i've noticed that many a time
Famous: i have as well
Famous: one of the christian fishes
BobbyMcR: anti-fortunately
Famous: it must be a hidden message
BobbyMcR: yeah
DelMonte: hehe, yeah
BobbyMcR: all their employees are strict christians
BobbyMcR: the kind that get wasted on their days off and smoke the buddah during the work week
BobbyMcR: how much would you make at kinko's??
Famous: kinko's would be like $7-8
BobbyMcR: so, let's see
BobbyMcR: twice that is...
BobbyMcR: hmm
BobbyMcR: let me open up calculator
Famous: it's appx. twice that
BobbyMcR: 7-8
BobbyMcR: =
BobbyMcR: -1
BobbyMcR: *2
BobbyMcR: =
BobbyMcR: -2
BobbyMcR: $-2 per hour!!
Famous: they will take a dollar away from me every hour i work there
Ermac: dis
Famous: "hey, that's my lunch money!" "get back to work!"
BobbyMcR: heh
BobbyMcR: what a great job
BobbyMcR: "but if i don't work, you don't take my money!"
Famous: "but the dental plan... gotta keep the job"
Famous: "plus the location... it's great"
theDogg: when we drove to burger ranch we stopped at some field in cle ellum cos jake brought a soccer ball along. and they had their school's name written out in these painted yellow rocks. and so we rearranged the rocks to form a gigantic =w=
theDogg: that's one of my favorite memories
Famous: mm... burger ranch
theDogg: they sell a grocery bag full of french fries! it's awesome!
Famous: yep!
Famous: when i ate meat, that was the place
BobbyMcR: bryan read is always talking about a place in pennsylvania that sells a garbage bag full of french fries
BobbyMcR: for like $3
theDogg: cool
theDogg: that's my kind of eating establishment
Famous: "yes, i'll have the lobster, some wine, and a garbage bag of french fries, please."
theDogg: hehe
Famous: hehe for some reason the idea of a guy in a nice suit ordering a garbage full of french fries from a waiter is really funny
BobbyMcR: heh
BobbyMcR: yeah
BobbyMcR: he has to have a monocle too
Famous: of course
BobbyMcR: "mm, yes, garcon...how is the garbage bag full of fries?"
BobbyMcR: "well, first we start with free range potatoes..."
Famous: "todd, you have hardly touched your garbage bag full of french fries!"
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Famous: yo trashman
Trash^: yo
Trash^: Ermac owes me .50 cents, where is he!!
Trash^: guess i'll just take it out on his mom's car again and steal his bro's lunch money
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Famous: that's what i'd do, yeah
Famous: i'm gonna tell you a little story
Famous: about something i love
BobbyMcR: ...
Famous: it's a little something i like to call
Famous: telnet lag
Famous: (female backup vocals: telnet lag!!!)
Famous: that's right, telnet lag
Famous: it makes yr telnet connections go slow
Famous: (how slow?)
Famous: this s-l-o-o-o-w
Famous: (wow!)
Famous: [saxaphone solo]
Famous: oh yeah
BobbyMcR: shut up
Famous: i'm sure chris has it... but i don't think he has his mail files w/ him (???)
Ermac: ...or does he?!
Famous: if he were paying attention, we'd know!
* Ermac records "Chris is an Asshole"
* Famous adds some backup vocals to the mix
* Ermac makes millions in royalties
* Famous makes thousands in royalties
Famous: damn... i should have opted for a bigger percentage
* Ermac licenses the song to anthony so he can make a hot remix
* Famous does so and makes trillions of dollars, but ends up having to pay most of it back to shane
Famous: damn... that was a tricky licensing agreement there... i should have had a lawyer go over it
Ermac: yeah..but here's your chance with this remix
Famous: another remix?
Ermac: yay!
Famous: no no no
Famous: when i said "Famous does so..." that was my doing the remix
Ermac: oh hell, there can never be too many remixes
Famous: just more money for us!
Famous: and more ridicule for chris!
Ermac: right
* Ermac is away, at the sto'!
Famous: the local drug sto'?
Ermac: bull weevil why doncha get outta yer home
Famous: boll weevil why don't you get out of yo' home
Famous: yeah
Famous: he said
Famous: i comfortable here
Famous: +',
Famous: -'
Famous: +m
Famous: (yeah, he said all that)
Ermac: Lisa: Hey, I _am_ above average! So what if Alison's ahead of me?
Ermac: There's no shame in being second.
Ermac: [imagines]
Ermac: Announcer: And now, Avis Rent-A-Car is proud to present the second best band in America. Will you welcome Garfunkel, Messina, Oates, and Lisa singing their number two hit, "Born to Runner-up".
Ermac: [Audience boos]
Ermac: Lisa: Why would they come to our concert just to boo us?
Famous: hehe
DelMonte: so wait... what's the number 1 car rental service?
Famous: avis?
Ermac: certainly not avis!
Famous: i don't know
DelMonte: must be like... uh... mavis or something.. you know, that typing teaching chick
Ermac: mavis beacon!
DelMonte: yeah
DelMonte: she's the #1 car rental service, also
Famous: she's "the #1 car rental service," if you know what i mean... what a whore
DelMonte: hahaha
DelMonte: she's the town car rental service.. you know, everyone's had a ride
Ermac: why are you flooding yourself, asshole?
CowGrain: I'm tryin' to kill Josh but that seems impossible
Famous: you have dsl... just bog him down w/ icmp or whatever
Ermac: yeah
Ermac: start, run, icmp ip.address 4084084280
CowGrain: if you know of a good proggie tell me
Ermac: i'm sure uswest loves it when you icmp people
Famous: they probably pay you extra if you do it, because they love it so much
Ermac: haha
Ermac: "Thank you for ICMP flooding users! Here is $10 off your bill."
CowGrain: yay!
* Ermac is away, working my ass off
CowGrain: I did not know Shane had an ass to work off
Famous: he does... it's cute too
* Ermac shows mofo
CowGrain: ugh!
Ermac: you asked for it, bizatch
* Famous shows mofo his ass too, for no particular reason
CowGrain: ahh!!!
CowGrain: I've seen mucho ass today
DelMonte: hey.. is there a program that lets you download entire directories off the web? like.. if they're directory-listing okay?
Famous: not that i know of
DelMonte: d'oh
DelMonte: they should do that!
DelMonte: they being joe browser plugin guy or something!
Famous: well then you should make one
DelMonte: I don't know bullcock about internet apps
DelMonte: and it would take time to learn, and time sucks!
DelMonte: time's what I'm supposed to be saved by this program, dammit!
Famous: but think about the time you would save everyone else
Famous: but you don't care, do you?!?!?
Famous: it's all about you, isn't it?
Famous: what about MY needs?
* DelMonte breaks down crying
* Famous writes another name in the "people i have broken down" book
DelMonte: ooh
DelMonte: I have broken down.. like.. boxes, that's about it
Famous: i've always been no-fun
BobbyMcR: heh
BobbyMcR: like judson
Famous: yup
Famous: jim judson, athletic director
Famous: that is
BobbyMcR: yeah
BobbyMcR: full name
Famous: yeah, that is his actual full name
Famous: it's actually on his birth certificate
BobbyMcR: they knew when he was born
BobbyMcR: he was destined to be athletic director
Famous: you might even say he was born to be an athletic director
Famous: bastard! you ruined my joke!
BobbyMcR: heh
BobbyMcR: oh well
BobbyMcR: it's the price one pays for obvious jokes
Famous: if ysib doesn't happen much after the fall... laurie, christine, shane, me = new band
BobbyMcR: it can be called "ysib minus 2 plus 2 hey wait a minute isn't that still ysib or are you taking away 2 and adding 2 different people"
Famous: you know what i did today for "fun"?
BobbyMcR: waht?
Famous: i played nba jam te on my snes emulator...
Famous: and i decided to see how long i could get a game to run
BobbyMcR: how did you do that?
Famous: i kept making it purposefully tie by saving and restoring
Famous: OVERTIME
Famous: DOUBLE OVERTIME
Famous: TRIPLE OVERTIME
Famous: QUADRUPLE OVERTIME
Famous: and then... after that... it just keeps saying OVERTIME
Famous: i was hoping it would keep counting
Famous: quintuple, etc.
BobbyMcR: yeah
BobbyMcR: but they're probably not that smart
Famous: yeah
Famous: they're smart enough to make a life-like video game w/ digitized pictures of nba players
Famous: but not smart enough to know what comes after "quadruple"
BobbyMcR: yeah
BobbyMcR: probably
BobbyMcR: sounds likely
Famous: actually they probably thought "there's no way anyone will ever go past quadruple overtime, unless of course they are just a total asshole with nothing better to do"
BobbyMcR: yeah
BobbyMcR: and assholes don't matter in the scope of nba jam
Famous: exactly
Famous: it's on the little rating thing
Famous: "this video game is approved for all audiences... except assholes!"
Famous: and then
Famous: "this video game rating tag is only approved for people over the age of 13."
BobbyMcR: you know it's bad when they start rating the ratings
BobbyMcR: "if you're the ratings, who will rate the ratings?"
Famous: ooh
Famous: deep
BobbyMcR: my sister now likes marilyn manson
BobbyMcR: she has a shirt and everything
Famous: wow
Famous: i have a lot of shirts, i must like marilyn manson too
DelMonte: yep
Famous: in fact i'm wearing a shirt right now!
BobbyMcR: shirt of course, referring to any shirt, not necessarily a marilyn manson shirt
* Ermac is away, sleeping like a madman
Famous: "bwaahahaaaaaa! i'm sleeping!!!!"
Famous: -- shane regan
DelMonte: hehehe
Ermac: yeah..madmen laugh evilly while they're sleeping
DelMonte: hahahaha!!! shooo... hahahahah!!! shooo....
Ermac: booo..."will2k"
DelMonte: gah?
Ermac: will smith's new song
Ermac: "the hit song for the millenium!"
Ermac: and queensryche's new album is "q2k"
Ermac: boo
Ermac: <queensryche> we won't be needing this anymore...*picks up remainder of self-respect, throws it through window*
Famous: *self-respect hits kid rock, who happens to be passing by, in the head*
Famous: <kid rock> "whadda fuck is dis?"
Ermac: <kid rock> *picks up a fuckin guitar, does a fuckin' backflip off the stage*
Famous: Young human female, you should be aware of the fact that there is one thing which I love.
Famous: However, you are not the one of which I am thinking.
Famous: I desire the Ultimate Cheesburger.
Famous: "Break it down," as it were.
Famous: There is cheese, then meat, then cheese, then cheese, then meat, and that is all.
Famous: You should be aware of the fact that it is hot and juicy.
Famous: Also, Jack will not create one until it is specifically ordered.
Famous: but think about it
Famous: it's monopolization of the market in a way
Famous: if you consider what microsoft has done illegal (you may or may not) than you have to consider aim and icq illegal as well
Famous: because in order to use the aim network, you HAVE TO HAVE aim
Famous: it's closed-standard
Ermac: yeah..and they whined when people told them to make it open-standuhd
Famous: (unlike irc, shithead steve and his brother dickhead could make an irc client)
Famous: so if one person has it, and only it, you have to use that to talk to him
Famous: HAVE TO
Famous: so eventually everyone's gotta use it... or they miss out on internet communication
DelMonte: haha... shithead steve and his brother dickhead... *laughing*
Famous: yeah, they're smarter than you think
DelMonte: they have programming skills, by (shit/dick)head standards
Ermac: "xIRC by Shithead Steve and his brother Dickhead"
DelMonte: I think I managed to pick one of the very few majors that don't require 300-level foreign language, yay
DelMonte: if I decide to switch, I'll probably take italian or latin or something
DelMonte: just for fun
BobbyMcR: italian is dumb
BobbyMcR: you'll start eating spaghetti
BobbyMcR: and calling people paisan and stuff
DelMonte: yeah
DelMonte: but I'm pretty fluent already
DelMonte: I'm-a talking-a italian-a
Ermac: my hair is broken :(
SPdreamer: broken?
Ermac: yeah..it isn't staying up..feel free to make jokes about that
Ermac: i need to get it cut
Ermac: it's too long
Ermac: to stay up
Ermac: =|
SPdreamer: it's not broken then.. just get yo' self a hair cut
*** CowGrain changes topic to '<Ermac> yeah..it isn't staying up'
Ermac: thanks mofo
Ermac: kidrock.com is down :(((
KyreBanor: darn
CowGrain: aww..
* Ermac goes to limpbizkit.com
Ermac: blah..now people here prolly think i like them or something
CowGrain: you do
Ermac: shut up!
KyreBanor: so what's so wrong with that?
Ermac: i don't know..usually when a band sucks, that tends to make viewing their site kinda wrong
Ermac: people would get the wrong idea of me
KyreBanor: and what's that? that you listen to shitty music?
Ermac: they would come up with their limp bizkit shirts and say "hay maaayn, don't you love that sawn that goez 'stick it up yer yeah!!?'"
Ermac: and frankly, i'm not in the mood to deal with that
KyreBanor: ha ha
Ermac: thus, i've already left that page
KyreBanor: ahhh... but it's a good site!
* KyreBanor gags
Ermac: hmm..i wonder why the people in their limp bizkit shirts ask me if i've heard that song..i mean, it is like their "popular" song or whatever
Ermac: ah well..it's cuz they're idiots, that's why
Ermac: gosh i'm bored
* Ermac is compiling a christmas list
Ermac: i dunno what else i want
CowGrain: I want a CDRW
Ermac: i want a JCSUX
yearsago: hows asu?
DelMonte: ASU is cool
yearsago: lots of fine chiks
DelMonte: hehe.. you know it, you know it
DelMonte: I've had sex with 12 of them already
yearsago: i bet heh
yearsago: big party school
DelMonte: yeah, I'm drunk right now
DelMonte: *pointing at bubbles rising out of head*
yearsago: i bet :)
SPdreamer: hah
SPdreamer: only 12, Chris?
DelMonte: yep, unfortunately
SPdreamer: last you told me it was 14
DelMonte: I just had sex with -2 girls
SPdreamer: you must really be drunk
Famous: aflksdj
Reesie: aflksdj
Famous: hey, don't steal my clever phrases!
CowGrain: hey Shane
CowGrain: do you know how to delete a directory in a unix shell
Ermac: rmdir
CowGrain: that's right
Ermac: yay
Ermac: permissions rule
CowGrain: you rule!
* Ermac sets +death permission on folder mofo
CowGrain: yay!
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CowGrain: Adam!
t3kno: Jesus!
*** CowGrain sets mode: +oo moonrock t3kno
t3kno: Umm you op'ed my ghost you realize?
* moonrock giggles at jesus :P
CowGrain: umm...
CowGrain: so your ghost is talking which is you
t3kno: Oh n/m
t3kno: <<smacks head>>
t3kno: That was one of the stupidest comments that came out of me tonight
* CowGrain rechecks Adams brain
CowGrain: I don't know this AI isn't doing as well as we thought guys
t3kno: I'll get you
*** moonrock changes topic to '*** CowGrain sets mode: +oo moonrock t3kno || <t3kno> Umm you op'ed my ghost you realize?'
*** t3kno changes topic to '<CowGrain> I'm a stupid idiot'
moonrock: ..no!
*** moonrock changes topic to '*** CowGrain sets mode: +oo moonrock t3kno || <t3kno> Umm you op'ed my ghost you realize?'
CowGrain: hehe
moonrock: adam just cuz you said sumthin stupid u dont have to take it out on mofo
* CowGrain kisses Lori
moonrock: :) aww
moonrock: now watch that comment will make it into the 'best of' ;P
Ermac: boo i-695 passing
Ermac: shoulda voted :/
Ermac: its was 60-40%
Ermac: and my vote alone counts for 21%
Ermac: which would have made it 60-61
SPdreamer: ack!
SPdreamer: I voted no!
SPdreamer: :(
Ermac: bizzityboo
Ermac: i mean, it prolly won't be chaotic since it passed..they'll figure it out
Ermac: but still..woulda been easier just to vote it down and think of something easier
moonrock: Shane.. the percentages of 60%-61% on one initiative doesnt exist
moonrock: that would make it a lil over 100% of the people if you counted it up :P
* Ermac counts the number of minutes it took for lori to realize that
moonrock: ehhh it took me like 5 seconds cuz i wasnt paying attention when you first said it
Ermac: hehe
Ermac: :P
Ermac: but anyway, my vote is so powerful, it is allowed to go over 100%
moonrock: sure shane :P
t3kno: I voted a week ago
moonrock: i didnt vote!
moonrock: ...oh wait im not old enough anyway, *yawn*
t3kno: you can't vote
moonrock: thank you adam for pointing that out after i already did.
t3kno: not a problem
Ermac: wow brooke
Ermac: do you realize we've had this auto message since like march?
Ermac: more april-ish, i guess
SPdreamer: really?
SPdreamer: damn.. hrm..
Ermac: i say for anthony's birthday present, we take it off ;)
SPdreamer: when is his birthday?
Ermac: umm..i don't know
Ermac: march?
SPdreamer: well, sounds good to me
Ermac: yay!
Ermac: shh..it's a surprise
CowGrain: haha
SPdreamer: okay :)
SPdreamer: we can send out a cool #superdeluxe mailing list thing announcing the happy birthday news
SPdreamer: wait.. SD-Quoter heard us
Ermac: haha
Ermac: doh..
*** SD-Quoter was kicked by Ermac (go away)
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*** Lizadrin sets mode: +v SD-Quoter
*** Ermac sets mode: +v SD-Quoter
Ermac: oh well..he never reads it anyway :)
SPdreamer: .. if you say so :)
SPdreamer: happy birthday, Anthony!
Ermac: if he does, then he'd better not acknowledge the fact that he read it, or else we won't give it to him! ever!!
SPdreamer: muhahha!
Ermac: it's like we're talking to a security camera or something
SPdreamer: SD-Quoter is like big brother
SD-Quoter: I am SD-Quoter, serving EFNet #SuperDeluxe and #YSIB. Use !quote <name> to trigger. The full list of quotes is at http://www.computela.com/superdeluxe/irc/bestof/
CowGrain: yay!
Ermac: yeah..he is our equivalent of The Man :(
SPdreamer: ack!
CowGrain: nooo...
BobbyMcR: english is pretty boring
BobbyMcR: that one probably requires the most work
BobbyMcR: but it's really sporadic
BobbyMcR: you do 3 essays in 9 weeks
BobbyMcR: and continually revise them
BobbyMcR: so there's one day of boring crap
BobbyMcR: and you sit back and relax the rest of the time
BobbyMcR: actually, the "dumb" people have it pretty bad in that class
BobbyMcR: english seems to be set up as follows
BobbyMcR: teacher: "i like your writing style, you get a good grade"
BobbyMcR: teacher: "i don't like your writing style, make the following changes"
BobbyMcR: student: "okay, i made the changes"
BobbyMcR: teacher: "okay, you get a passing grade"
BobbyMcR: student: "i won't make these changes, it's a good paper"
BobbyMcR: teacher: "okay, you fail"
BobbyMcR: english 131...it's fantastic!!
BobbyMcR: at least that's how the commercials portray the class
BobbyMcR: because they have commercials for our college courses
BobbyMcR: doesn't everyone?
CowGrain: dick
BobbyMcR: uh
Reesie: this says something for religion: "JESUS.COM (in developement) ---- 12/97"
Ermac: i wish i remembered how to use access
* CowGrain kicks Shane in the access
Ermac: owww..my access
Ermac: i'm making something in access that i can import into html
Ermac: so i can just type in band names and such, and then my concert calendar is complete!
Ermac: easy as shiz
Ermac: as soon as i figure out how to do it
Ermac: of course, i'm gonna take all the tim to learn it on office 97, and i've got office 2000 at home
Ermac: son of a ljk;sdaf;jlkgsa
SPdreamer: hey.. ljk;sdaf;jlkgsa's are people too
Ermac: shut up you stupid ljk;sdaf;jlkgsa
SPdreamer: :(
SPdreamer: Shane, you're just so mean to ljk;sdaf;jlkgsa's to hide the fact that you are one
Ermac: stop being so ljk;sdaf;jlkgsay to me
SPdreamer: >:(
SPdreamer: don't get on my case cause your mother is a big ljk;sdaf;jlkgsa
SPdreamer: I don't wanna hear it
Ermac: yer just afraid to admit your ljk;sdaf;jlkgsaing is because you're such a ljk;sdaf;jlkgsa
DelMonte: I broke a string the other day and fixed it with a paperclip... I feel like macgyver
Reesie: ewww I ate deodorant today... not on purpose, either! it dried out my mouth like a bith
Reesie: bith = how I pronounce 'bitch' with deodorant in my mouth, of course
SPdreamer: yeah
Ermac: ewww
SPdreamer: I hate when you get deodorant on your shirt.. but you think it's toothpaste
Reesie: hehe ooh, what's this? *lick* ack!
SPdreamer: and you're like "ack! toothpaste on my shirt.. what do I do!?.." so you lick it off in a panic..
SPdreamer: but, it wasn't toothpaste at all
SPdreamer: .... not that it's happend to me or anything
Ermac: yay! two opening bands tonight!
Ermac: so i won't miss much
SPdreamer: oh?
SPdreamer: who?
Ermac: uh..the Lame Ass Ska Band No One's Ever Heard Of, and Same as the Other Band
* SabreWolf throws a pen cap at Ermac
* Ermac does not die
SabreWolf: no!!!!
Ermac: sorry..you need to know, there's a line between what you see on the best of and what happens in real irc
CowGrain: Car Toys "insert gay phrase here"
DelMonte: I got MP3s of Siamese Dream
* Famous remains silent
DelMonte: hehe
DelMonte: I got them illegally, but then I sent fifty cents to the band so they get what they would've gotten
Famous: 1) i'm sure that is true, 2) that makes it okay, because the people that record and distribute the music do not deserve any money
DelMonte: but my having 15 dollars is more important to me than someone I don't know getting their rightful 15 dollars
SPdreamer: Chris, you suck
DelMonte: I'll kill you
SPdreamer: how?
SPdreamer: you're [insert number of miles] away
Famous: well the fact that people aren't getting their deserved money actually doesn't bother as much as the fact that that's the reason mp3 gets a bad reputation
Famous: and
Famous: he's going to pay me to do it
SPdreamer: well, you're [insert number of miles] away
DelMonte: I'm sure as hell not going to pay 15 dollars so that I can have absolutely no effect on the reputation of mp3s
DelMonte: I'd much rather save that money for the hitman fund
Famous: ah, you didn't let me complete my thought... i am then, in turn, going to pay someone who lives near you to kill you
Famous: i just told chris i would so i could get my 8% of the money
SPdreamer: well then
DelMonte: heh
* SPdreamer turns up dead
* Famous collects his 4 dollars
DelMonte: but then... if it's impossible to kill someone [insert number of miles] away, why bother killing me anyway, since I won't be able to retaliate for the fact that you didn't kill Brooke?
Famous: no one is killing you, chris
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DelMonte: maybe Cerise will kill Brooke if I pay *her*
DelMonte: eh?
Reesie: kill Brooke? no way!
Reesie: hehe
SPdreamer: aww jyeah
SPdreamer: someone likes me
Reesie: !seen sabrewolf
Lizadrin: SEEN-quit: SabreWolf(DragonSwor@98CAE0CF.ipt.aol.com) left channel 1 day, 6 hours, 9 minutes ago with a reason (Leaving).
Arden: leaving... that's a good reason
Reesie: yes, very up-front
Reesie: to-the-point
Arden: I wanna learn to play Kicked it in the Sun.. that guitar part rules
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DougMrsch: hi, i'm doug marsch from built to spill
DougMrsch: someone told me that a girl wanted to learn how to play one of my songs
Reesie: LOL
Arden: Yep, a girl sure did
* DougMrsch shows arden how to play (if you know what i mean)
Famous: hey!
Reesie: oooooh
Famous: back off my woman, doug!
Arden: hehe
*** DougMrsch was kicked by Famous (you bastard!)
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* Arden grins at the many anthonys in the channel :)
*** Famous3 was kicked by Reesie (Famous2 Famous3 no way :))
Reesie: damn!
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Reesie: heheheeee
*** Famous sets mode: -ooo Arden Lizadrin Reesie
* Arden cries
*** Famous sets mode: +ooo Famous2 Famous3 Famous4
* Reesie doesn't care
* Reesie still doesn't care
*** Famous changes topic to 'it's the famous takeover... bwhahaha!!!'
* Reesie yawns
Famous: aw
Famous: now everyone hates me
Famous: :(
* Reesie doesn't hate you
Famous: yay!
* Reesie just doesn't care
* Arden hates you!
* Reesie hates Arden
Reesie: ooh, a hate triangle!
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Famous5: do you hate me?
*** Famous sets mode: +o Famous5
Lizadrin: Reesie spins around in circles ...
Lizadrin: Round and round it goes .....
Lizadrin: Reesie needs someone to dance with! .....
Lizadrin: and Reesie slows and comes to a stop ...
Lizadrin: somehow falling into the arms of ..... Famous3!!!!
Lizadrin: Reesie dances with Famous3 for hours. Famous3 is swept off his/her feet and dances back. Then they have sex together.
Famous3: oooh yeah
* Arden doesn't care, cause she hates allll the famous'
Reesie: %dance
Lizadrin: Reesie spins around in circles ...
Lizadrin: Round and round it goes .....
Lizadrin: Reesie needs someone to dance with! .....
Lizadrin: and Reesie slows and comes to a stop ...
Lizadrin: somehow falling into the arms of ..... Arden!!!!
Lizadrin: Reesie dances with Arden for hours. Arden is swept off his/her feet and dances back. Then they have sex together.
* Arden cares about that, however
Reesie: gack! I mean, yay!
Reesie: :D
Reesie: I was just so used to the other way around, it took my by surprise
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Famous6: hey i heard people were getting it on in here?
Famous: it's true!
*** Famous sets mode: +o Famous6
Famous6: oooh yeah
Famous: (okay, irc.mcs.net should realize there are five connections from my hostname any minute now)
Famous: (not to mention to other connections from my hostname on different servers)
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Famous7: hi... i'm Famous7... i'm looking for some hot gay sex
Famous7: is this the right channel?
Famous5: oh yeah
Famous7: woo-hoo!
Famous6: let me get it on w/ you two as well!
Famous4: and me!
Famous5: alright, you can all join in!
Reesie: HAHAHA
Famous2: what about me?
Famous5: no not you
* Arden runs away
Famous5: you are ugly
Reesie: hahaha
* Famous2 cries
* Reesie sees arden coming toward her and calls 911
Famous: famous5, are you the "ringleader" of sorts?
Famous5: you could say that
Famous: hmm... do you need more people for this orgy? i could invite a few more
Famous5: sure!
Famous: how about Famous8 and Famous9? they are cool, and sexy!
Famous5: sure!
*** Famous sets mode: +o Famous7
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Famous8: i heard there was an orgy going on?
Famous5: you bet!
Famous: oh yeah
*** Famous sets mode: +o Famous8
Famous: famous9 is on his way, too
Famous8: great! i love famous9
Famous8: i want his body
Famous: well you are in luck!
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ircpolice: this is the irc police
ircpolice: stop at once
Famous: noooo
Famous2: nooo
Famous3: noooo
Famous4: noooo
Famous5: nooo
Famous6: nooo
Famous7: nooo
Famous8: nooo
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*** Famous sets mode: +o Arden
ircpolice: ah... another job well done
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Famous: damn, my computer is lagging now
moonrock: im gena go now.. buhbye
*** moonrock has quit IRC (off to see the wizard the wonderful wizard of... err wait im just going to bed..)
DelMonte: hi/bye lori!
DelMonte: or... should I say.. gena?
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DelMonte: yo doodz
BobbyMcR: hi
BobbyMcR: with zup?
DelMonte: yes, please... extra zup
* BobbyMcR dies on Chris as punishment
BobbyMcR: nothing like having a dead body on you
BobbyMcR: you know, to learn a lesson
KyreBanor: hmm.. let's ponder the lesson learned.
KyreBanor: lesson leared: learn to get the hell outta the way!
BobbyMcR: yeah
BobbyMcR: you better watch out when those dead bodies come a flyin'
* DelMonte dies on Brian's dead body
BobbyMcR: damn
BobbyMcR: death be not proud, as it were
BobbyMcR: whatever that would mean in this situation
DelMonte: hehe
DelMonte: it always applies
DelMonte: because it is incorrect by today's grammatical standards
BobbyMcR: well, if it's a command, it's grammatically correct
BobbyMcR: but the syntax is a little unusual
BobbyMcR: like, "death, don't be so proud, bi-otch...sheeiit"
DelMonte: haha
BobbyMcR: which would be the 90s version, i guess
DelMonte: I think that's what "death be not proud" jones would have said today
DelMonte: what's that from, anyway?
BobbyMcR: i don't know
BobbyMcR: a thing
DelMonte: yeah
* NeonLike pounds fist into other hand
* NeonLike makes a slapping kinda sound
* NeonLike grabs phone and dials
* NeonLike wastes time typing his actions on mIRC
ErmacAWAY: yay!
* NeonLike gets kicked for flooding
*** NeonLike was kicked by CowGrain (text flood)
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*** Lizadrin sets mode: +o CowGrain
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ErmacAWAY: damn..got me there
Ermac: djis
Ermac: gsfasga
Ermac: djis is scandinavian for "dis", of course
CowGrain: jah
BobbyMcR: i hate giggity-goddamn japanimation
BobbyMcR: it seems like there's a rule about that style of animation
BobbyMcR: rule 1: storyline must be as bad (or worse) than animation
BobbyMcR: rule 2: do not talk about fight club
BobbyMcR: rule 3: there is no rule 3
BobbyMcR: rule 4: strangely, there is a rule 4
BobbyMcR: rule 5: rule 4 is actually the next rule
BobbyMcR: rule 6: japanimation sucks
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BobbyMcR: crap
Ermac: wb
BobbyMcR: stupid pushing the suspend button accidentally
BobbyMcR: and then having the computer freeze up
Ermac: hah
BobbyMcR: damn start button key
BobbyMcR: that key sucks
Ermac: delete it
BobbyMcR: it's totally unnecessary
Ermac: like you could with old win95
Ermac: that ruled
BobbyMcR: no
BobbyMcR: start button key on keyboard
BobbyMcR: the start button is fine...when it stays out of my way
Ermac: oh
Ermac: well just take that off
Ermac: like you could with old keyboards
BobbyMcR: yeah
BobbyMcR: the IBM PS2 keyboards are always fun
Ermac: that ruled
Ermac: used to take off the keys and move them all around in ms. nash's class
BobbyMcR: people in physics class spelled things like "ILIKEBOOBS" and "KESSLERISGAY" on the keyboards
BobbyMcR: man
Ermac: haha
DelMonte: hahaha
BobbyMcR: the keys were so out of order, on the wrong keyboards, and everything
BobbyMcR: it was a mess
BobbyMcR: actually, colorado joel started all that stuff
BobbyMcR: the original "ILIKEBOOBS"
BobbyMcR: and then people followed in his footsteps
BobbyMcR: cameron fox with "KESSLERISGAY"
BobbyMcR: and andrew frantz with "FUCKTHISSHIT"
Ermac: amazing..people never even heard of being funny, suddenly, stepping up in times of need
Ermac: +as
BobbyMcR: 'in times of needas'?
BobbyMcR: what the?
BobbyMcR: huhh
Ermac: not at the end, you bitch
DelMonte: heard of as being
DelMonte: bitchs
BobbyMcR: 12what?
DelMonte: +as
BobbyMcR: 12i didn't know that
BobbyMcR: +as
BobbyMcR: +as
Ermac: -(being funny, suddenly, stepping up in times of need) + (as being funny, suddenly, stepping up in times of need)
BobbyMcR: that's better!@
BobbyMcR: -@
BobbyMcR: damn
Ermac: '-@that's better!@'?
Ermac: what the?
DelMonte: my name is chris jenkins
DelMonte: +and I'm going to kill brian rogers
* BobbyMcR kills shane
* BobbyMcR kills others as well
BobbyMcR: ...as a lesson
Ermac: agh
Ermac: 8ball who else does he kill?
Lizadrin: Ermac, Mr. Rogers
Ermac: hah..Mr. BRIAN Rogers, that is!!
BobbyMcR: no!!!
* BobbyMcR must have killed himself
BobbyMcR: crap
Ermac: obviously
BobbyMcR: andrea says hi to people
* DelMonte waves
Ermac: later chris, i think
DelMonte: I was waving to Andrea
Ermac: oh
Ermac: it's hard to interpret hand signs here
* DelMonte gives you a hand sign to interpret
SPdreamer: hehehe
Ermac: interpret this!!
* Ermac punches chris
SPdreamer: how friendly :)
* DelMonte outfits his middle finger with a knife blade and attacks shane
Ermac: bah..i never expected the middle finger knife blade!
* Ermac dies
BobbyMcR: alright
BobbyMcR: i gotta eat things
BobbyMcR: bye everybody
BobbyMcR: www.ysib.com/brian
DelMonte: later
DelMonte: we know!
DelMonte: :)
BobbyMcR: alright
BobbyMcR: can't plug your own webpage enough times
BobbyMcR: that's what i always say
BobbyMcR: but i gotta go
BobbyMcR: later
DelMonte: lat-ur
DelMonte: ladder
*** BobbyMcR has quit IRC (www.ysib.com/brian -- ha, ha, chris)
DelMonte: that motherfucker
Ermac: look who got the last word
* DelMonte punches the cloud of dust Brian left