One-liners, give or take
Ermac: the guy in zelda that lets you choose between another heart or a potion is the collective man
* Famous is lining up bartell drugs, burger king, the spice girls, hot talk 570 kvi, and no doubt all in a row. he proceeds to take them all out with one bullet.
Famous: wow, even braden hates andy dong?
DeuS: i love bands like seven mary three and metallica. they are so cool.
SPdreamer: "look at me, I'm irc.mindspring.com.. I hate you Brooke"
Ermac: yay..in a perfect world, we'd all be gay
Ermac: endfest would be hip were it not $30,42364032684768uy0652478
Famous: i've seen more jokes ruined on this channel then any other place in the world
*** SPdreamer changes topic to "national merit scholarship semifinalist Chris Jenkins says "meh" to grades!"
*** Ermac changes topic to "<Arschloch> Hmmmmm.... not #teen? Well, it isn't #assfucks either, but you're in there..."
BobbyMcR: carrot top is so horrible.... if that movie is anything to go by, he's the worst human being who ever lived
Famous: steve largent: "hi... i'm on channels 4, 5, 7, 9, and 13, and i'm interupting the simpsons! no one cares about what i have to say! i played football!"
Mengle: If Erik Gaines wins, there will be a senior class memorial at my house right after school
Famous: "server is not running." *presses start server button* "server is not running."
* Ermac punches a random carlton kim in the face
Ermac: #paranoid can't join channel (it's invite only)
BobbyMcR: i was really full after eating dinner, but now i'm so hungry i could eat a dick
* Famous kills his dns server and returns to the conversation
Famous: that sarcasm detector always screws me over
* BobbyMcR vomits all over the place, all the while sporting a "thumbs up" sign
BobbyMcR: sometimes being a gynecologist is a lot like being a garbageman
BobbyMcR: "once a ho, always a ho... and all hos suck dick!" -- william shakespeare
big-me: the link to yer fucking southfucking park page on yer fucking homefuckingpage is fucking wrong
Mengle: Jerk, it seems that your "dumb-ass"itiveness screwed you over.
big-me: it's a good thing icq's main page doesn't have 2108572315**$R%^q3453424 mbs worth of images on it
big-me: fuck, my computer is running as slow as mengle running a mile
Ermac: "Damn, talking to a canadian is like talking to the local retard." - Carlton Kim
NewYrkDol: my dad was all "why is there dirty wet underwear in my tool case" tessa "sorry"
Famous: free speech online, motherfucker
big-me: being dead was fun, but i was too unproductive
*** DeuS has quit IRC (connection reset by little mexican guy with cable cutters)
NeonLike: fuck school... and vicariously fuck french
* Ermac screws photoshop in the nonsexual way
moonrock: my friends gf has a bony ass..she fell on mofo and hurt him
Ermac: "Man, when i first got into drama, people told me that i'd get all the chicks. When I became ASB president, I thought i'd get all the chicks. When I got into a band, they told me i'd get all the chicks. Now where the hell are they?" -- Alex Clark
Famous: if you actually kill some guy, you lose points on the driver's test
BobbyStyl: wow, and how odd that Sugar Ray would suck in midi format as opposed to how great they are in real life
Famous: as mark trenter of all in all would say... "what the? what the? what the? what the? what the? what the? WHAT THE FUCK??!?!"
*** Famous changes the topic to '"If we fail to use proper grammar, your meal is free!" -- new at Denny's'
*** DeuS has quit IRC (obscenity is the crutch of inarticulate motherfuckers.)
BobbyMcR: southern accents make one's apparent intelligence decrease by half
Famous: damn... my hard disk is thrashing like zach de la rocha
CowGrain: i'm am such a dumbass
DelMonte: I think I should be allowed to eat people if I make up for it by not eating animals
Famous: i should sit outside of mr. formal, and every time anyone comes out, go "oooh! well if it isn't mr. formal!"
Famous: i think they should give this whole microsoft trial to judge judy, she could get it over with in a half an hour
DelMonte: hey... I do know Less than Jake!
theDogg: I was doing a /play to show off complete weezer lyrics to the nobody hanging out in the 6 other channels I'm in and I got booted off for it. that pissed me off
theDogg: oooh. josh lange sent me an email with the title "kennedy quotes" this is gonna be the first good josh lange email ever!
BobbyStyl: The Old, Fat, White Guy's Guide to Ebonics .....now that sounds like a quality book
Famous: "the devil took this lady's baby. it's really cool." -- my dad
CowGrain: I don't know a moises, but there's this moses guy hangin' out in the backyard. I think he's a lil crazy
DelMonte: "irc servers can SUCK IT!" - chris jenkins
Famous: "hey anthony, you like food, right?" -- mike rinehart, earlier today
Ermac: prostitutes aren't wastes of money
Famous: i had an alright mother's day... got my mom a card and some flowers, and besides that, didn't have to spend any time with her at all :)
Dagon: at ten it is news, at eleven it is "fucking old news, bitch"
Famous: "hmm... it's take 5.4 years to download my e-mail... wonder why? what fucking bastard sent me something via e-mail that i don't want? (5.4 years later.) ah! josh lange!" -- me, earlier
* DelMonte vomits on beef, therefore providing a greater quantity of material equally appetizing as beef
Famous: i've never cared for the argument/arguement arguement
Ermac: another fun filled night in..where the hell are we
Famous: how come whenever i get into trying to figure out netsplits i always feel the same way i did when i was trying to figure out all the stuff in "back to the future"?
Ermac: alas..i'm giving away my comedy :(
CowGrain: oh man you just missed absolutely nothing going on in the channel
DelMonte: there isn't a single french word that doesn't have some kind of bullshit floating around it
* CowGrain injects another vial of comedy, "maybe this will do me good"
SPdreamer: brookes mom: *thinking damn, I wish I had a coke.. but hrm.. I'm too lazy to go buy any..* hey brooke, you've been really.. good? you deserve a coke.. go buy a 24 pack. Brooke: yay.. coke! *goes to store*
Famous: it's the mofo comedy hour, everyone
* Famous is away, stupid laundry.... grr... *punches clothing in the face*
Famous: i rarely dream about sex... however i dream about topless chicks who walk aroud like it's normal and then get pissed off when i look at them! that sucks!
Famous: "Now this isn't gay porn, but this is some gay porn." -- Brian Rogers
moonrock: -mcrulz- lori's good at a few things... flirting, running at the mouth, annoying ppl, and acting like a blonde <--*cry* they are making fun of me :P
CowGrain: that reminds me of that time when a bunch of drunk high school students slaughtered a bunch of goats, cut off the goats head and put them in from of the school
BobbyMcR: i go to church every day, and if for some reason it's not open, i break in
Ciaran: i never thought having someone offer to strip completely naked for you could be so...wierd and dissapointing
BobbyMcR: when you work for a bank, you automatically get to keep all the money they get... that's the way it works
CowGrain: i eat muffins with my feet