Jack in the Box Trainee Eats His Coat
BobbyMcR: i'm beginning to think, as carrot top so eloquently states...
BobbyMcR: WORK SUCKS!
BobbyMcR: however, i did steal a piece of jack in the box's own 'double fudge cake'
BobbyMcR: as i was leaving, i casually walked into the walk-in refrigerator and shove some cake in my pants
BobbyMcR: i then clocked out and left
BobbyMcR: heh heh
BobbyMcR: take that!!
Ermac: ohh...stick it to the man
BobbyMcR: i'm not the only one who steals food, though, oh no!
BobbyMcR: people are constantly making food for themselves
BobbyMcR: "while the manager is looking," of course...
Ermac: they make sure the manager is in "direct view"
BobbyMcR: yeah
BobbyMcR: actually they announce it
BobbyMcR: "[loud yawn] I WILL JUST MAKE MYSELF--OF COURSE I MEAN, 'THIS CUSTOMER'--A JUMBO JACK"
BobbyMcR: [proceeds to do so]
BobbyMcR: "NOW TO GO TO THE BREAK ROOM TO...GET MY COAT...FOR NO REASON AT ALL..."
BobbyMcR: [loud chewing heard in background]
BobbyMcR: "what's he doing in there?"
BobbyMcR: "oh, he must be taking a bite out of his coat...his coat?!!"
BobbyMcR: [cartoon head-shake/eyes bugging out thing]
BobbyMcR: THE END
BobbyMcR: 'brian rogers would like to thank all those who participated in/listened to his skit entitled 'jack in the box trainee eats his coat''
* Ermac "applauses"
* BobbyMcR hears the sound of "clapter"
* Ciaran cheers as well
BobbyMcR: thank you, thank you
BobbyMcR: now that i think about it...the absurdity of someone eating their coat is really funny