Violence is funny

Famous: :-(

Ermac: dar har

* Famous kills Ermac.

Ermac: damn

Famous: "now i'm ded, shit...."


*** CowGrain (MOFO@ip175.seattle4.wa.pub-ip.psi.net) has joined #Superdeluxe

big-me: mofo...

*** big-me sets mode: +o CowGrain

CowGrain: I'm gonna murder PSInet

big-me: i'm gonna murder you first


* big-me gives shane a punch in the face

Ermac: thanks!

big-me: np

* big-me gives shane another punch for tommorrow just in case if i dont see you

* Ermac gives big-me a few broken legs just for fun

big-me: ahhhh...thanks

Ermac: sure thing

big-me: only a true friend would do that!

Ermac: didn't say they were *your* broken legs..heh, heh, heh..

big-me: =|


*** big-me changes topic to "SHANE REGAN WILL DIE"

*** big-me changes topic to "CARLTON KIM WILL DIE"

big-me: HE IS A FOOL!!

big-me: CAPS LOCK RULES

*** Ermac changes topic to "THOU SHALT SUCK"

big-me: if anthony were here, he would throw a fit, and start crying

big-me: then he would burn down the channel

Ermac: cool

Ermac: I've never seen a channel burnt down

big-me: oh well hes done it before!

big-me: its not a pretty site

Ermac: really? sounds fun

big-me: wanna do it right now?

*** big-me changes topic to "THIS ROOM IS GOING DOWN IN FLAMES"

Ermac: whoa

Ermac: I don't see it

* big-me grabs his lighter and gasoline

big-me: would you like to do the honors?

Ermac: nah

* Ermac beats big-me with a baseball bat instead!

* big-me dies from being around anthony too long not the brain damage

* Ermac laughs at big-me

Ermac: Ha-ha!

big-me: it finally kicked in....im....dying...oh no....death......

* big-me is officially dead


Ermac: take that!

*** Ermac sets mode: -v big-me

*** Ermac sets mode: -v big-me

big-me: no!!!

Ermac: HAHAHAHAHAHAH

big-me: no!

* big-me threw himself out of the window

*** big-me was kicked by big-me


Ermac: i knew it

Ermac: i knew it

Ermac: i knew it

Ermac: i knew it

*** Ermac was kicked by Famous (we saw you the first time)

*** Ermac has joined channel #superdeluxe

Ermac: why you little...!!!

Famous: ermac: you're lucky my bot isn't in here

Famous: she'd REALLY kick your ass

Ermac: oh yeah, does she want to fight?


* CowGrain slaps CowGrain around a bit with a large trout

* Gabe takes a bat to CowGrain, ding dong the bitch is dead!

Stripper: oh this is good, why dont we just beat eachother up now

CowGrain: owww that hurt a litte

big-me: you finally are beginning to do the right thing mofo


*** big-me changes topic to "come in and see nude photos of brian rogers"

* Ermac beats up on big-me

Ermac: aaaaaghh

* Ermac explodes

*** Famous changes topic to "that wasn't funny"

CowGrain: ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!

Ermac: that was sick

*** ^SiMbA^ changes topic to "what are we really (no really... im serious) "

CowGrain: ahhhhhh!!!!!!!!

* big-me runs out of the channel

* Ermac beats big-me with a baseball bat

CowGrain: that scared me

* Famous joins in on the fun

* CowGrain slaps big-me around a bit with a large trout

* CowGrain slaps big-me around a bit with a large trout

big-me: c'mon ermac, you know you loved every minute of it

big-me: this is too violent im outta here

CowGrain: that snough

*** big-me (askme@208.196.67.142) has left #superdeluxe

CowGrain: as soon as I learn to spell


*** CowGrain changes topic to "this channel is moving to the Undernet...sooner or later"

Ermac: hell no we won't go

big-me: hell no we won't go

* CowGrain makes some really cheap signs to hold up

* Ermac beats CowGrain with a really cheap sign

CowGrain: ummm ouch and uhh stuff

big-me: yay

* CowGrain DIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CowGrain: I'm like dead and stuff

Ermac: woohoo

*** CowGrain was kicked by big-me (no dead guys in this channel)


* CowGrain slaps Cyrus around a bit with a large trout

CowGrain: ok had to do that

*** CowGrain was kicked by big-me

*** CowGrain (Jesus@ip201.seattle3.wa.pub-ip.psi.net) has joined #superdeluxe

big-me: none of that in here!

*** big-me was kicked by ^SiMbA^

CowGrain: uh huh sure


* Sumbunk knocks big-me upside the head

big-me: ouch

* big-me slaps andy with mofo's fat head

big-me: take that andy!

* Cyrus lifts every one with his bulging muscles and throws them all out a 2000000 story window


*** Cyrus (Cyrus8981@171-107-174.ipt.aol.com) has joined #superdeluxe

* Cyrus is back

Cyrus: Please don't look all excited

* big-me yawns and then throws andy out of the only window in #superdeluxe

* Cyrus is still friends with andy so just remeber that

* big-me slaps Cyrus around a bit with a large trout

* Cyrus eats the trout and then big-me

* big-me laughs and says, "andy has no friends!"

big-me: muahahhahahahah

big-me: j/k

* Cyrus rips big-mes head off and eats his brain.


Ermac: you suck

big-me: i know i do

Ermac: deth to thou

big-me: no, death to YOU


* CowGrain stabs Ermac with a wooden spoon

Ermac: ow

* Ermac dies of stab "wounds"


* CowGrain throws a pen cap at Ermac

Ermac: ow

* Ermac dies


* big-me hates school and for that he throws ermac out of the window and he lands on kevin isaacson

big-me: heh heh

big-me: was charlie in here when the netsplit happened?

* Ermac explodes

Ermac: didn't see him

big-me: oh sure, how convenient...

big-me: hey!

big-me: you cant talk after you explode!

Ermac: sorry

big-me: youre damn right you are!

big-me: muhahahahahahahahahaha


*** big-me (bg@208.8.211.219) has joined #superdeluxe

big-me: hey

* CowGrain shakes his fist at big-me

big-me: shut yer mouth

CowGrain: never

* CowGrain shakes his fist at big-me more then ever

* CowGrain gives big-me the frowning of a life time

* big-me gives mofo the kick of a life-time

*** CowGrain was kicked by big-me (bitch)


big-me: you better watch it ermac cause i just might beat you up again!

Ermac: come on and try!

* big-me commits suicide

* big-me ressurects from the dead and kills ermac

* Ermac comes back to life

* Ermac rips out big-me's heart!

* big-me grows another heart

* Ermac calls the police and watches as big-me is carted away to have millionz of tests performed on his regenerating heart

* big-me commits suicide

* big-me ressurects from the dead and kills ermac yet again but this time ermac cant ressurect from the dead and is therefore dead for all eternity

* Ermac smashes big-me into the ground

* big-me dies

big-me: ermac: you suck

Ermac: big-me: you drool

big-me: muhahahahahahahahahaha

Ermac: dissin'

big-me: watch it homepage-boy!

Ermac: hey now, andy dong worshipper.

big-me: ewwwwwwww....andy dong

big-me: andy dong=fucking asshole

Ermac: you worship fucking assholes?

big-me: of course i do! i worship you dont i?

big-me: muhahahahahahahahahaha

Ermac: uhm..not that I knew of


big-me: mindee where are you from?

Ermac: who cares bigguy

Ermac: we're all going to die anyway!

big-me: shut up ermac!

big-me: not me! i live forever

Ermac: oh yeah?

* Ermac kills big-me

Ermac: you were dead for at least a millisecond!

big-me: d'oh down i go

Ermac: yep

Ermac: the guy formerly known as the guy who lived forever

big-me: ha!

big-me: thats what you thought

Ermac: what the?!?!?


big-me: someone needs to kill mofo

big-me: uh oh

* CowGrain kills big-me first

big-me: no you didnt you loser

big-me: you suck mofo

CowGrain: hehe

CowGrain: hey lookey big-me is dead

big-me: im alive you dumbass

big-me: you cant kill me

* big-me laughs at mofo's assinine attempts at killing him

big-me: muhahahahaahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

* CowGrain thinks he may have heard Carlton "nope just the wind"

big-me: mofo when did you become so witty?


* Ermac comes back to life

* Ermac comes back to life a million times!

big-me: hey you cant do that!

* Ermac has the strength of a million Ermacs!

big-me: no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


* CowGrain kills big-me

big-me: i don't have math till next tri

big-me: with norris though...

CowGrain: death to big-me

big-me: blasted norris!

big-me: yeah, just kill me

CowGrain: ok I will


Ermac: I still have a rocket "temporary" tattoo on my arm

big-me: heheh

big-me: they fooled you

Ermac: it's actually a real tattoo

Ermac: so that's what the sterilized needle was for..

* Ermac stabs mofo with the now-unsterlized needle


big-me: i think i need to kill someone

CowGrain: *achoo*

CowGrain: kill me kill me

big-me: too easy

* CowGrain has died more time than he has fingers and toes

Ermac: kill hanson kill hanson

big-me: too late mack, someone else did

Ermac: damn

Ermac: kill um..

Ermac: guess there's no one else to kill

big-me: rogers, b

Ermac: ah, yes


big-me: i have to add megan's schedule now, and if josh would just name his stupid teachers and stuff, i would add his

Ermac: yeah what a dumbass

big-me: i hate josh now

big-me: he's a bastard

Ermac: i say we kill him right before he registers

Ermac: or maybe right after, so we know what teachers he has


Ermac: woohoo

Ermac: i mean damn

Ermac: i mean

Ermac: uh

Ermac: i uh

* Ermac jumps out the window

big-me: wait...ahh...nevermind

Ermac: oh i'm still here

big-me: damn-i mean good

big-me: am i dying?

Ermac: you are dead, bitch

big-me: dayom


* Ermac breaks big-me's legs

big-me: ouch!

* big-me pushes him out of the window and he lands on joe deaver and andy dong

big-me: what a way to go

Ermac: define "him"

big-me: doh

big-me: him=ermac

Ermac: oh

Ermac: ok

Ermac: d'oh


Ermac: my clicky thing isn't working right

Imagine: uhhh

Ermac: on my so called mouse

CowGrain: cool I've almost used an entire meg on geocities

* Imagine runs around the channel screaming

CowGrain: why does everything die when I speak

* Imagine gets a head start and runs right into mofo knocking him over

* Imagine then heads for Shane

Ermac: ouch

CowGrain: owie that hurt

CowGrain: I'm telling my mommy on you

Imagine: HEHEHEhHEhHEhHEhEHhEhHEhHEhHEHEhHEhEH

* Imagine stabs Shane a few times

CowGrain: hehe

CowGrain: rub some salt in those wounds

* Imagine walks over to mofo

* Ermac dies

Imagine: Hi

* Imagine goes back to Shane and pours salt all over his bloody body

* Imagine stabs car many many times

big-me: ouch!

Imagine: want some more? HehHEhEHHEHhEHHEHE

Imagine: I have PMS so I can go on doing this all night

big-me: uh....uh...

CowGrain: I can't type with my toes

big-me: hook a brotha' up with some ops

CowGrain: I gotta brother

big-me: silence mofo!

Ermac: i have a brother as well

big-me: enough of you ermac


Ermac: i killed mofo

big-me: yes!

Ermac: he was downloading warez and i stabbed him while he wasn't looking

big-me: woo hoo

CowGrain: uhhuh

Ermac: damn!

big-me: shut up, yer dead, motherfucker

CowGrain: oh yeah

Ermac: dis

Ermac: das rite


* Imagine takes a gun and shoots mofo

Imagine: aww that feels better


Ermac: hey, question

Ermac: on adobe pagemill

Famous: yeah?

Ermac: where do you go to set the title?

Famous: at the very top of the page

Ermac: oh duh

* Ermac kills himself

Famous: haha

* Famous takes ermac's corpse and tosses it in the recycle bin

Ermac: thanks

Famous: hey, your dead, shut up

Ermac: *oops*

Famous: i hate talking while i'm dead

Ermac: *there, I'm not talking now*

Famous: okay


* Ermac cheers for himself

CowGrain: yay

* CowGrain dies just for the heck of it

Imagine: whoo hoo

Ermac: you go


Imagine: I have a zit

CowGrain: ummm ahhhhhhh

CowGrain: and how does it make you feel

Imagine: kill me now

CowGrain: I see

* CowGrain can't kill

CowGrain: i'm not that type of person

* Imagine needs to be killed

Imagine: damn you

CowGrain: besides shane would kill me if I killed you

Imagine: would he?

CowGrain: yes he would

Imagine: How romantic:)


big-me: kill list: barbara norgaard-reid, prostar, anthony schmidt...

big-me: oops

big-me: you weren't supposed to see taht

Ermac: rogersb

big-me: huh?

Ermac: oops, i didn't see that and thus could not comment on it!


* MiiSa smiles and nods

* CowGrain dies once again for fun this time

CowGrain: I die a lot in this channel

MiiSa: y do u die lots?

MiiSa: that cant be good

CowGrain: yup

MiiSa: nope

MiiSa: cant b

CowGrain: well I always come back to life

MiiSa: good

MiiSa: that is

MiiSa: oh.. so then u dont really die?

MiiSa: its like.. a fake die

MiiSa: er death

CowGrain: yes

CowGrain: death to me


big-me: brb thirsty

(a few minutes later...)

big-me: im back!

Ermac: welcome back!

Ermac: how was your trip?

big-me: shut up!

* Ermac pushes big-me down a fleet of stairs

* big-me is dead


CowGrain: Buffy the Vampire Slayer is ummm such a great show

* CowGrain drives a stake through his heart

* CowGrain dies

* Ermac dies mofo again

big-me: h a h a

* CowGrain comes back to life as usual

* Ermac kills mofo for mentioning he came back to life

CowGrain: dargh


* CowGrain blows up into a whole bunch of little pieces

Ermac: ouch


CowGrain: shane have you updated your page

Ermac: no

CowGrain: or filled out your form

big-me: shane will NEVEr update his page again

* CowGrain kills Ermac

Ermac: doh

big-me: ha...ha


Famous: so mofo, how much of memphis do you have now?

CowGrain: I'm on J

Famous: i'm going to get m now

Famous: i'd like to have all of memphis by tomorrow

Famous: i have "n" and "o"

Famous: what part of warez don't you understand, the "n" or the "o"

* Famous kills himself for lack of funniness.

Ermac: haha, you suck


* CowGrain takes a phone cord and raps it around Shans neck and strangles him to death

CowGrain: +e

Ermac: woohoo, shan's dead!

Ermac: that bastard

CowGrain: ding dong

big-me: i was going to kill him, but mofo got to him first

CowGrain: yup

*** big-me was kicked by CowGrain (you beer drinkin' pig)

CowGrain: hehehe

*** big-me (jfk@208.8.212.17) has joined #superdeluxe

Ermac: ohhhhh

big-me: someone's the opposite of a ho

CowGrain: okay that was uncalled for

*** CowGrain sets mode: +o big-me

*** CowGrain was kicked by big-me

*** big-me sets mode: +b *!*@206.80.181.50

big-me: no, that was uncalled for


Ermac: bastards!!!!

Ermac: forwarding me all crap!!

Ermac: all you die!!

* Ermac kills charlton

* Ermac kills lange thrice

R2FIDO: k...

* Ermac kills mofo

big-me: damn, bastard

* Ermac kills antoine for replying to a stupid forward

Ermac: DIE!!!!!

* R2FIDO slaps Ermac with carltons silicon implant

* CowGrain murders Ermac

* Ermac dies

Ermac: dar

Ermac: ye got m


* CowGrain jumps for yoy

big-me: jumping for yoy is fun

R2FIDO: huh?

R2FIDO: why are we jumping for joy?

big-me: yer a fool aaron unger

R2FIDO: yup

* R2FIDO punches big-me Sharply in the nose!

Ermac: ouch

big-me: it's Yoy

* R2FIDO shoots big-me with an oozie and watches his/her blood and gutz fly everywhere.

R2FIDO: shut up foo'

CowGrain: hohoho

big-me: *comedy*

* big-me jumps for yoy

R2FIDO: ich bin tot

big-me: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

* R2FIDO slaps big-me around a bit with a large trout


* Famous dies

* Famous comes back to life

* Famous dies again

* Ermac kills antoine

* Timon gets a Steel Bat and smashes Famous with it " BATTER UP!! "

* Timon says "I Win"

Famous: hey, i'm dead stop hitting me

* CowGrain blows up for misc. reasons

* Ermac is impaled by one of mofo's ribs and dies


Famous: another non-boring night

* Famous dies just to break the monotony

* Famous comes back to life, expecting an impending conversation

Famous: nope

* Famous dies again

Famous: hey, look at me, i'm dead!

Famous: over here!

Famous: i'm the guy lying on the ground not moving!


XZoMbIeX: you know you want me

mystikgrl: haha

mystikgrl: you wish

timlin45: dist again

mystikgrl: in your dreams hun

Ermac: dis dis dis dis dis dis

XZoMbIeX: oh ok I see how it is

XZoMbIeX: :(

CowGrain: G.I. Fro

Ermac: how's it gonna be?

* CowGrain explodes and kills everybody


timlin45: All in favor say aye

XZoMbIeX: aye

timlin45: aye

CowGrain: aye

XZoMbIeX: majority

mystikgrl: wut are we saying aye for?

CowGrain: I ammend that...

XZoMbIeX: just do it

timlin45: move for a division of the house

Ermac: eya

mystikgrl: yea

* XZoMbIeX raises hand

CowGrain: I'll give you a division of the house

* Ermac divides mofo into 08230832084 pieces

* CowGrain rips off XZoMbIeX's raised hand and beat timlin45 with it

XZoMbIeX: hmm... mofo thinks that he's funny

XZoMbIeX: gimme my arm back!

* CowGrain's 08230832084 pieces turn into 08230832084 miniature CowGrains and start attacking everybody

Ermac: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Ermac: nooooooooo

* XZoMbIeX kicks mofo in the skull

Ermac: which one mike? There's 08230832084 of him

XZoMbIeX: that'll teach you to turn into 08230832084 pieces


Ermac: hshs

Ermac: -s -s +a +a

Famous: setting dos attributes ermac?

Ermac: no, killing people

Ermac: shut up!

Famous: who are you killing (e.g. spice girls)?

Ermac: whoever comes in my path

Ermac: OF DESTRUCTION!!!!!

Famous: you are much meaner on irc than at school

Ermac: yep


* big-me throws mofo out of the window and he crashes down through the windshield of an 83 toyota camry


Famous: has alison been around?

Shannie: no..i ate her for dinner

CowGrain: yikes

Famous: :-(shut up)


* CowGrain saws off Sparty's leg so he had no more knee pain

* Ermac saws off mofo's head so we have no more mofo


* Imagine eats Shane

Famous: wow!

Ermac: noooooooooo

Imagine: yessssssss

Ermac: i hope you washed me before you ate me

Imagine: oh shit

* Imagine dies

Ermac: ah, the deadly Dirty Shane virus strikes again

Ermac: no one eat amber, she's infected

Famous: uh oh

Famous: aww man

Famous: that ruined my plans

* Imagine comes back to life, pukes Shane up, takes him to the shower, washes him with lots of soap and cleans him nice and good, kills him with a large fork, puts him in the oven and bakes him in some really yummy seasoning for 50 minutes, or until golden brown, takes him out, lets him cool down and then eats him one body part at a time

Imagine: Ok I am ok now

Ermac: doh

Famous: can i have some too amber?

* Imagine slides some over to Anthony

Ermac: the shane virus has been vanquished

Famous: yum yum!

Imagine: Careful, its a little dry...could use some more salt

Famous: it's shane regan! and i helped!

* Ermac kicks anthony's ass for that, but he doesn't because he's deceased and eaten

Famous: hmm, we could start a new product line, "shane and bake" or something


* CowGrain gives Heather a noogie

erratic: ouch!

* erratic returns the noogie

CowGrain: yay

* Ermac gives CowGrain an ass kicking

* CowGrain returns the horse

Ermac: wow a horse

* CowGrain gives Ermac an ass li.. I mean kicking too

Ermac: hey! Enough of that

CowGrain: okay

CowGrain: I ean nevea

CowGrain: o neva

CowGrain: but yes okay

CowGrain: Earth Day is April 22nd

* CowGrain ximpoldes


* Ermac punches charlton for 0 apparent reason(s)

big-me: ouch....but i deserved that


CowGrain: dum dee dum

* Ermac assasinates mofo

CowGrain: woohoo!


* CowGrain dies

Ermac: yay

* DelMonte stabs self in chest, but survives with severe brain damage

DelMonte: you know, from blood loss

CowGrain: umm.... yeah

Ermac: now that just isn't funny chris.

DelMonte: wah wah wah a

Ermac: we only find vague violence on irc funny

Ermac: consider this

* Ermac stabs chris

Ermac: ha-ha!

DelMonte: I get it

R2FIDO: now that was pure comedy!!! LOL!

* DelMonte stabs ermac

Ermac: hahahhahaha

Ermac: oh ow i'm dying and i love it

DelMonte: now THAT's comedy

*** Famous (Famous@sea211047.foxinternet.net) has joined #SuperDeluxe

* Ermac punches anthony in the back of the head

Ermac: now that's still kinda vague, so it's funny

Famous: ow

Famous: dammit shane

DelMonte: no! too specific

Ermac: who do you think you are, defining what's too specific

* Ermac kicks chris in the "groin"

DelMonte: nads is better than groin

* R2FIDO kicks Ermac in the nuts

Ermac: ahhh my groin

* Ermac talks in a high-pitched voice to furthur exemplify his nads-kicking

* CowGrain doesn't notice a change in Shane's voice

* Ermac sobs

* CowGrain gives ermac a shoe

CowGrain: there ya go pal i didn't "really" mean it

* Ermac shoes mofo to death


*** Ermac sets mode: +o Famous

* Famous gives shane a hug

DelMonte: uh.. okay..

Famous: he's in the same room as me

* Ermac gives anthony an ass kicking

Famous: ow!!

* Famous actually goes and kick shane's ass

Ermac: good reaction!

DelMonte: oh, I get it.. yr both at school

* Ermac actually dies

* Ermac actually throws this pin thing at anthony

* Famous actually throws a paperclip at shane

* Ermac actually ducks

* Ermac actually still gets hit

* DelMonte firebombs Thomas Jefferson High School

* Ermac actually throws it back

* Ermac can't throw, actually

* Famous actually doesn't get hit cuz shane sucks

Ermac: wah wah

* Ermac actually minimizes this window as mr. case enters the room

* Famous actually quits irc

*** Famous has quit IRC


* CowGrain is gonna beat up Mr. Case

* CowGrain is gonna beat up Micro Computers

big-me: let me help you!

* CowGrain is gonna beat up Microsoft

big-me: i'll also give him a hair cut

CowGrain: hehe

* Imagine whispers to mofo "beat Car"


big-me: i busted another string on my bass!!!

Ermac: I busted another face and then kicked their ass!

big-me: whoa


DelMonte: dammit! get drums!!!

Ermac: okay

DelMonte: brian says he'd have space in his room for a drumset

Famous: yup

Famous: okay, fine!

DelMonte: yay!

Famous: i'm going right now to buy a set!

DelMonte: yay!

Ermac: hurrah!

* Famous "walks off"

* Famous "goes" to the music store

DelMonte: wow, there he goes to buy a drumset!

* Famous "purchases" drums

Ermac: wow i can see him going!

DelMonte: hey, he got them!

DelMonte: it's a nice set too

* Famous throws a snare drum at shane and breaks it

Ermac: ow!

* Ermac 's neck snaps

DelMonte: d'oh

DelMonte: po' shane


* timlin45 kills shane with a rusty spoon for asking....and mofo with a dirty fork for answering

Ermac: mmm...rusty spoon

CowGrain: yay dirty fork

CowGrain: dirty forks are the best

timlin45: you're not supposed to be happy about that dickmunch!

Ermac: i mean...damn...rusty spoon

* CowGrain plunges a dirty fork into his thigh

CowGrain: now that's the stuff


SPdreamer: mmm.. mr. goodbar.. the poor mans hersheys with almonds

Famous: i like goodbar better than hersheys with almonds

SPdreamer: really?

Famous: yeah

Famous: peanuts kick ass

SPdreamer: it depends on my mood

Famous: and i love that commercial

Famous: those two guys

Famous: "first you taste the peanuts, then you taste the chocolate"

Famous: "no, first you taste the chocolate, then you taste the peanuts!"

Famous: "i just said i tasted the peanuts first!"

Famous: "yr confused."

SPdreamer: I remember that commercial!

Famous: "NO! yr confused!"

Famous: "damn you!"

Famous: *fight ensues*

Famous: *they kill each other*

SPdreamer: I think I taste the chocolate first though

NewYrkDol: I remember that commercial too

SPdreamer: I don't remember the death though........ hrmmmmm

Famous: *whispers* i added that

SPdreamer: :)

SPdreamer: and, a lovely add in it was :)

NewYrkDol: haha

NewYrkDol: death always gets high ratings

Famous: yeah


*** Yearsag0 is now known as DJ0tt0

Famous: yeah, spin some funky hits dj otto

DJ0tt0: goa trance and progressive

DJ0tt0: now i jus need some cool clothes and a piercing and i be da shit

* Famous stabs otto with a needle

Famous: there's yr piercing

DJ0tt0: woo

Famous: yeah, we've been way to easy on you, otto

DJ0tt0: got that right

Famous: you hardly ever get harmed in this channel

* R2FIDO points a 44 magnum rifle at Otto and pulls the trigger

R2FIDO: after turning the gun towards Antoine

R2FIDO: *Bang!*

NewYrkDol: hey! no dead people please

R2FIDO: ok..

* R2FIDO pulls Antoine to the dumpster...

R2FIDO: the garbage man should be around on Wednesday


Ermac: mofo

Ermac: you need to take a picture of my spiked hair

* CowGrain pretends he has a camera in his hands an takes a picutre of Shanes hair

Ermac: thank you, mofo!

Ermac: wait, were you just pretending?

CowGrain: eh

CowGrain: maybe

Ermac: damn you!

Ermac: got dissed by mofo

* Ermac pushes mofo into oncoming traffic

NewYrkDol: HEY!

NewYrkDol: violence is not the answer!

Ermac: sorry

* Ermac pretends to push mofo into oncoming traffic

NewYrkDol: much better


* Ermac compiles a "Mofo's in #superdeluxe to kill" list

CowGrain: hmmm... that's a tough one

Ermac: dammit mofo, don't make me put you on the list!

CowGrain: okay okay

CowGrain: just back off man

* Ermac backs mofo up off a cliff

CowGrain: >nooooooooooooooooo...<decresendo>


* CowGrain kills big"hyphen"me with a wooden stake through the heart

big-me: mofo, yer a fewl

CowGrain: Die big-me die

* CowGrain rips off big-me's head

* big-me sets mode: +shutthehellupmofo

* CowGrain sets mode: +yousoundgay big-me

* big-me sets mode: +heymaniaintnofaygit big-me

big-me: ahhh...homophobia...is there anything sweeter?

* CowGrain sets mode: +yousoundheterosexaul big-me

* big-me sets mode: +thisisgettingold mofo

* CowGrain kills Ermac with big-me's leg

* Ermac dies

big-me: dar, me leg!

* Ermac hands charlton his leg back

* CowGrain utters an evil laugh "mwahahahahahaha"

big-me: thank you

* Ermac remains deceased

* big-me then beats tickle-me-ermie with his leg

big-me: you dumbass

Ermac: damn!

* Ermac dies even more

big-me: yay!

* Ermac is now deader

big-me: ahhhhhhhh

big-me: i'm being icq'd to death....must..live....*dead*

* Ermac comes to life, rips off icq's leg, and beats charlton to death with it

* Ermac quickly dies again for betraying the life rule

big-me: (i'm already dead, smart guy)

Ermac: so? I died twice

big-me: shut yer pi whole

big-me: and don't give m pi!

* Ermac dies 3.14159265359 times

big-me: and don't give me it either

big-me: dar!


CowGrain: the 8ball sometimes needs a little persuasion

big-me: yeah, and maybe a kick in the ass

* CowGrain kicks big-me in the ass

big-me: don't touch me

CowGrain: but I like to touch you :)

* big-me kills mofo

* big-me shouts, "touch that, bitch!"


* CowGrain slashes Ermac's throat

* Ermac dies

* big-me moons the channel

* Ermac dies again

big-me: yay!

big-me: my ass looks so good, that with one look, you die

Ermac: that's right, i died of envy

big-me: then die of this! my fist in yer face!

* big-me punches tickle-me-ermie

* Ermac was already dead..twice

Ermac: now i am dead thrice!


* CowGrain 's head falls off

* NewYrkDol glues mofo's head back on

* Ermac punts mofo's head

* CowGrain eats Shane

CowGrain: me hungry

Ermac: ahhh

NewYrkDol: AHHHH!

NewYrkDol: is he tastay?

CowGrain: eh needs a little more spice


* CowGrain unprances around

* erratic lights mofo on fire

* CowGrain 's skin starts melting off his body

Ermac: yay!!

Ermac: that is really sick and immature mofo

ScoobyDoo: burn motherfucker burn

* CowGrain says in a raspy voice, "You'll pay for this"

* Ermac gives mofo $0823480234

CowGrain: it's that first 0 that makes it all count

Ermac: silence!

Ermac: enough of you!


* CowGrain 's eyes fall out

* Ermac kicks mofo's eyes to the other side of the room

* Tweet` snags mofos eyes and plays marbles


Famous: i want to play my drums!

Famous: waaaaaaaaaaaaah :(

Ciaran: then...play them

Famous: i would

Ciaran: i'm sure no one will mind

Famous: but 2 minutes later 2839283908239032 people (that's right, there are that many at my apartment) would beat me up

Famous: they'd throw my snare at me

Famous: and stab me with my sticks

Ciaran: ouch

Famous: and bust my head on my floor tom

Famous: and then i'd be dead and my drums would be broken


CowGrain: ya know I think I do a lot of things to try and get a reaction from anthony

Famous: what a dumbass

* Famous kills mofo

Famous: there's yr reaction

Famous: bitch!

Ermac: yay!

Famous: i thought shane would approve


* CowGrain uses some teen spirit on his arm pit

Famous: hey, hook me up, mofo!

* Ermac uses a gun on CowGrain

Famous: never mind mofo, yr dead

* CowGrain dies holding his teen spirit