Fun with URLs

Ermac: Connecting to: some.site.that.isnt.working.and.is.down.and.it.sucks.com

Ermac: Connection Established.

Famous: wow

Famous: how ironic

Ermac: yeah

Ermac: funny how that works

Famous: Connecting to: a.perfectly.good.usable.working.site.that.never.has.problems.com

Famous: Connection Refused.

Ermac: dis! I would have never guessed!

Famous: yeah

Ermac: Connecting to: a.site.that.works.and.actually.exists.com/shut/the/hell.up

Ermac: File not Found

Famous: Connecting to: you.cant.connect.to.a.file.name.only.a.server.com

Famous: [Connection aborted.]

Ermac: Connecting to: that.was.the.server.name.it.wasnt.a.file.and.the.program.for.some. reason.said.file_not_found.com

Ermac: Connect Canceled!

Famous: Connecting to: well.thats.impossible.because.server.names.cant.have.slashes.in. them.or.they.get.confused.with.directories.its.how.urls.work.com

Famous: [Connection aborted.]

Ermac: Connecting to: yeah.but.if.you.think.about.it.i.said.that.the.server.actually. exists.and.it.was.meant.in.sarcasm.thus.the.slashes.could.exist. since.the.site.did_not.work.anyway.org

Ermac: Connection Established.

Famous: Connecting to: yeah.but.then.again.the.joke.is.so.much.funnier.if.you.follow. standard.url.rules.plus.its.not.the.fact.that.you.were.making.a. joke.so.it.was.okay.the.actual.issue.is.that.you.made.a. technological.error.in.yr.joke.and.i.was.here.to.point.it.out.com

Ermac: Connecting to: are.you.telling.me.how.to.run.my.own.jokes.question_mark.net

Famous: Connecting to: no.because.if.i.did.that.id.have.nothing.left.to.critique.and. make.fun.of.leftparanthesis.except.stupid.movies.rightparanthesis.com

Ermac: Connecting to: well.arent.you.mr.funny.guy

Famous: Connecting to: indeed.i.am.dash.and.buy.the.way.there.is.no.quote.guy.unquote. top.level.domain.com

Ermac: Connecting to: well.mr.critique_guy.how.do.you.like.this.url://www.anthony.sucks! and*heisstupid*.com

Ermac: Connecting to: yes.there.is.dont.you.know.of.guyland.question_mark.they.have. their.own.top.level.domain.now.com

Famous: Connecting to: i.like.it.fine.but.once.again.that.server.name.could.not.exist.com

Famous: Connecting to: no.actually.there.isnt.because.when.new.top.level.domains.are. added.dns.servers.need.to.be.configured.globally.and.i.have.not. heard.of.such.a.thing.happening

Famous: .com

Famous: (damn!)

Ermac: Connecting to: well.obviously.you.havent.been.up_to_date.in.the.news.lately.com/ guy/top_level_domains/now_exist/and_Guyland_took_over_America.htmusuck

Famous: Connecting to: oh.really.well.then.if.guyland.took.over.america.why.dont.they. just.use.the.regular.us.top.level.domains.net?

Ermac: Connecting to: guyland.is.too.good.to.use.crappy.us.top.level.domains/their/ top_level_domains/are.special

* Famous was unable to read the last connection message because the url was formatted improperly

* Ermac wonders how he read any of the other ones

Ermac: Connecting to: i.forgot.to.mention.they.also.made.a.domains.top.level.domain.domains

vernie: night everyone

CowGrain: night Kellie!

Famous: Connecting to: gnight.kelly.net

Ermac: Connecting to: night.kelly!.org

Famous: Connecting to: dammit.shane.you.cant.have.exclamation.points.in.server.names. either.edu

Ermac: Connecting to: guyland.has.changed.a.lot.of.things.about.server.names.yo

vernie: that.is.really.annoying.com

vernie: :P

SPdreamer: hehe

SPdreamer: werd kelly!

SPdreamer: :)

Ermac: Connecting to: sorry.kelly.com

vernie: uh huh

Ermac: Connecting to: www.dis.org

DelMonte: haha

DelMonte: I came to that conclusion long ago, kelly :)

vernie: yes.dis.edu

vernie: :P

vernie: alright...

vernie: goodnightttt

DelMonte: night kel!!

Famous: Connecting: sorry.but.every.dns.server.would.need.to.be.replaced.if.exclamation. points.were.made.legal.in.dns.entries.and.it.would.cause.underlying. conflicts.in.existing.software.so.unless.all.this.happened.without. my.knowledge.its.impossible.and.still.wont.work.on.my.computer.because. no.one.has.touched.and.also.all.you.people.dissing.these.connections. suck.i.have.nothing.better.to.do.net