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DelMonte: "mustard on my mouth" studio version will have to have 15 or 16 harmony vocal tracks

B0bbyMcR: that would be great

B0bbyMcR: we're not talking about single line harmonies...full verse harmonies!!

DelMonte: hehe

DelMonte: we'd haul in a boy's choir to perform it live

Famous: maybe we could get an opera singer too

DelMonte: they'd have to be holding candles


BawbyMcR: mm-mm-mm mm-mm-mm

Famous: once, there was this boy who

DelMonte: who?

Famous: got into an accident and couldn't go to school

Famous: and this is a great song

BawbyMcR: good thing they verified that in the middle of the song

DelMonte: crash test idiots?

Famous: and we were a really great band, but now i'm just the great guy from the great band doing albums under my great band's name

Famous: actually... crash test dummies is still pseudo-around... "crash test dummies" just put out a new album, but i think it's just brad roberts by himself

BawbyMcR: yaw

BawbyMcR: buckle your safety belt!

BawbyMcR: hah..you no his naym

DelMonte: way 2 go

DelMonte: that way, if someone asks about the new crash test dummies, he can answer their questions

Famous: i can say "you're an idiot" then answer their questions

DelMonte: of course, the more appropriate response would be to punch them in the kidney

BawbyMcR: one or both?

Famous: it would be funny if they changed their name to the "crash test dumbasses"

BawbyMcR: it would be funny, but only for a couple weeks

DelMonte: or "crash test dummies (not the ones on TV that advertise seatbelt use)

DelMonte: or CTD(NtOoTVtASU)

Famous: (not the ones in the great crash test dummies videogame)

DelMonte: "

BawbyMcR: See Tee Dee NuhtooTuhVuhTawsue

DelMonte: or "CTD(NtOoTVTASU)oCTD(NtOoTVtASU)"

BawbyMcR: AS

BawbyMcR: oops

BawbyMcR: ASU = advertise seatbelt use

BawbyMcR: good job going to seat belt college!!

DelMonte: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BawbyMcR: i bet the video game music from the NES game is the school fight song!


BobbyMcR: have you guys ever been to amihotornot.com

BobbyMcR: ?

Ermac: yup

BobbyMcR: man

BobbyMcR: why would someone ever put their picture up there?

BobbyMcR: seriously, if you're not very well established as hot, it would just destroy your self esteem

Ermac: totally..talk about cynical bastards there

BobbyMcR: yaw

BobbyMcR: some fairly attractive girls only get 5s and 6s

BobbyMcR: or 4s

Famous: i played a couple rounds

BobbyMcR: hehe

Famous: i was fairly generous

BobbyMcR: me too

BobbyMcR: you don't get a 1 unless you're seriously ugly

Famous: i didn't spend that much time there

Ermac: i think some people submit their picture, then go and give everyone else 1's to look better

BobbyMcR: hmm

BobbyMcR: perhaps

BobbyMcR: that's g-a-e

Ermac: and it isn't that hard to "hax0r"

BobbyMcR: hah

Ermac: i've seen a few people with 10's with 2000 votes

Ermac: "100% possible"

Famous: it's a far-from-perfect model of the ideal hottness voting site

Ermac: and also "worth doing"

BobbyMcR: i think there's one general rule, though

BobbyMcR: if you have larger than average breasts, you never get below 5

BobbyMcR: you could be ugly as my dick and it wouldn't matter

Ermac: well, duh

Famous: we should submit a picture of your dick with large breasts

BobbyMcR: hmm...

BobbyMcR: people would probably complain

Ermac: but it's to prove a point!

Famous: yeah

Famous: i tried to scan my dick once

Famous: i couldn't get close enough to the glass

BobbyMcR: i think i was there, on irc, at the time

Ermac: that's why you get a webcam! :D

Famous: boy shane, you sure seem excited about the idea

Ermac: sorry

BobbyMcR: not :D, but 8===D

Ermac: that's why you get a webcam. :/

Famous: hehe

Famous: better!


Famous: -@

BobbyMcR: +@

Ermac: -<BobbyMcR> +@

BobbyMcR: +<Famous> * <BobbyMcR>^2

Famous: hey, you can't subtract actual irc lines

Ermac: i'm God!!!

BobbyMcR: / <Ermac>

Famous: ah... this is great... like old times on irc

BobbyMcR: * [EFnet] ^ (1/10000000)

BobbyMcR: hah!

Famous: yeah

Ermac: wow..i'm not sure where your equation takes us

BobbyMcR: i've greatly reduced EFnet in size

BobbyMcR: apparently

Ermac: from 15 users to 3!

Famous: i think efnet is comprised of .000001 servers now

BobbyMcR: me, you, anthony

Famous: liz doesn't count

Lizadrin: ooh noo dooont!

Ermac: it's like we survived the holocaust!

BobbyMcR: haw

BobbyMcR: yeah-the-hell

Ermac: all we have left are machines, and us

Famous: yep

Famous: the efnet holocaust

BobbyMcR: and this bag of trail mix right here

Famous: people will be saying for years that "it never happened"

Famous: but we were there

Ermac: we can tell this story to our grandchildren

Ermac: and get on evening magazine

BobbyMcR: "irc.east.gblx.net opers in #history state that 'there never was an efnet holocaust'"


Famous: aren't you up late, ms. cute?

Famous: (i'm referring to you now, laurie)

Arden: yea

Arden: i was sorta on my way to bed.. but i haven't gotten there yet

Ermac: i'm referring to my ass

Famous: fucking jabber.org

Famous: it can refer to my ass

Famous: that's a good one, shane... i think i'll adopt that as a dis


Famous: <`split> 1 current split, 6 absent splits

Famous: <`split> irc.enitel.no Thu Dec 28, 08:32AM

Famous: <`split> end of current splits. (< 1day)

Famous: <`split> ircd.lagged.org 9 days.

Famous: <`split> irc.colorado.edu 9 days.

Famous: <`split> irc.etsmtl.ca 8 days.

Famous: <`split> irc.best.net 5 days.

Famous: <`split> ircd-w.concentric.net 2 days.

Famous: <`split> irc.concentric.net 2 days.

Famous: <`split> end of absent splits. (1-10days)

Famous: rock and roll

Ermac: hehehe

Famous: a lot of people must be saying "what the fuck?" right about now

Famous: if my famous netsplit diagram holds true


Ermac: they play a few meredith brooks songs on out of the box..she isn't that bad..too bad she represents a crappy song

BobbyMcR: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ermac: yeah..speaking of gay..i co-hosted out of the box christmas eve!!

Famous: ha

Ermac: i had to beat a gay person and have sex with three women afterwards to "cleanse" myself

BobbyMcR: hah

BobbyMcR: out of the box...that's that girl thing, right?

Ermac: yeah

BobbyMcR: i hate that commercial

BobbyMcR: i just want to shoot the radio when it comes on

BobbyMcR: i must've heard that thing 50 times or more

Ermac: ew! that's not what a girl wants!

Famous: i'm going to start an all-male show

Famous: we only play bands with guys

BobbyMcR: heh

BobbyMcR: it's called "normal radio," right?

Famous: hehe

Ermac: disss

BobbyMcR: ooooh

BobbyMcR: you go, girl! ...as in, go away! hah!

Ermac: that would be playing bands with guys, or girls catered toward pleasing guys

Ermac: <new girl rock band> i enjoy the art of oral sex! yes it is fun and we have large breasts!! this is all our songs!!

BobbyMcR: their other songs are quite different, though...right?

Ermac: yes

BobbyMcR: that song is a 'trick'

Ermac: "what the?!?! i thought they were talkin' about blowjobs the whole time, man!!! *swerves off road*" - random male jock

BobbyMcR: i wonder how many car accidents songs have caused

Famous: kid rock

BobbyMcR: if i didn't know better, i would say "being surprised while listening to a song" is the number one cause of death in america

BobbyMcR: since they always bring about fatal car accidents

BobbyMcR: but as against all authority says, "we all fall down"

BobbyMcR: [trumpets playing]


*** Ermac sets mode: +o DarkLover

Ermac: we don't have lizadrin anymore..better than "nuffin"

Famous: yeah, her three-day return was great

Famous: what fuck happened to my ISP?!?!

Ermac: very fitting, i spose

Famous: they just don't disappear!

Ermac: <lizadrin> uh..this is #superdeluxe?! i think i left something in my car...

Famous: * lizadrin takes shell provider with her

Famous: and ircnews.com still hasn't updated!

* Famous takes his on-line life

Famous: (cause of death: icmp flooding localhost)

Famous: heh... i wonder if that is possible

Ermac: hehehe


Famous: i mean, we're teenagers, we don't get into serious relationships that last a long time

* Famous looks at you

* Famous looks at himself (somehow)

Famous: wait a minute!

Famous: i've lost all my trust in generalizations

BobbyMcR: hmm...well, i would have to say that most people believe in generalizations

BobbyMcR: [rimshot]

Famous: [tuh]

Famous: [doon]

Famous: *hails a taxicab*

Famous: "sir, could you please take me to my crash cymbal?"

Famous: "certainly"

Famous: (later...)

Famous: "that will be 22.50, please"

Famous: *pays*

Famous: *exits taxicab*

Famous: [chi]

BobbyMcR: you hit the wrong crash cymbal

BobbyMcR: it's [see]

Famous: well, i only had 22.50


newbian: I went to a clutch concert once

Ermack: haaaa

newbian: not really, but I would of if they came to town

Ermack: the fact that you said "cool" and "i went to a clutch concert" in consecutive lines makes me laugh

Ermack: yes..i would want to hear "prison planet" and their many other successful hits

Famous: i keep wishing that someday clutch will play bumbershoot

Famous: that way i could see them for free, and make fun of them

Ermack: hey, you asshole, clutch is coming to town

Arden: i think prison planet would be great in concert

Ermack: with corrosion of comformity, in fact

Ermack: yeah..seeing clutch for free would rule

newbian: wait, they are coming? when?

newbian: I'm going to see them for free, if they'r ereally coming

Ermack: i dunno if i should tell you if you really want to see them

Ermack: Tuesday, February 6th:

Ermack: Corrosion of Conformity and Clutch at the Showbox. $15 adv.

newbian: I don't really care, my friend likes em and will take me with her, and, well, she is a chick....

Ermack: ooh..i see your point

Famous: you two could make out to "prison planet"

newbian: that would be romantic, eh?

Famous: yeah

Famous: "you may read it at your leh-sure" "oh, darling... kiss me"

Ermack: makin' out in the middle of the pit, how come slayer never sang about this

Arden: i hope some hot guy invites *me* to a clutch concert... (*sigh!*)

Ermack: ESCAPE FROM THE PLANET OF THE APES!!

newbian: they should make a planet of the apes musical

Famous: "Corrosion of Conformity and Clutch at the Showbox. $15 advance tickets, tickets for free if you are only going to make fun of them."

newbian: wait...maybe I could...this could be good for my campain....

Famous: what an original idea

newbian: eh

newbian: I'm not cleaver enough to be origonal

Ermack: well of course you can..well i couldn't before

newbian: why couldn't you?

Ermack: because i'm quoting my rendition of the planet of the apes musical

Ermack: thus, if i altered the lyrics, my masterpiece would be ruined

newbian: yeah, you lost me, oh well

Ermack: excellent

Famous: i never really was "unlost" in that conversation

newbian: so you were lost?

Arden: i just did what i always do when shane starts talking... ignore him, and maybe laugh occasionally

Famous: yeah

Ermack: :(

Ermack: i am on a morning show..i am a dj :(

Famous: you could set up a "hehe" script

Famous: that says "hehe" on every third line shane says


Ermack: yeah..well i have a question for you

Famous: oh?

Ermack: how come when you like something, that's "opinion"

Ermack: yet..when i like something, you bill it as "a manifesto"!!

Famous: i don't know... you might have to ask sean nelson... and while you are asking him, ask him if his name is harvey


*** Quits: kyrebanor (I look around i look around.. i see alot of new faces, which means some of you a)

BobbyMcR: what the hell is that quote?

BobbyMcR: i've never heard the end of it!

BobbyMcR: [literally]


Arden: i'm amusing myself by searching for "emo boys" in some ghetto online dating thing.. hehe it's pretty funny

Arden: i'm surprised there aren't more pictures of them crying


Famous: goddamned street fighter

Famous: all video games should have an option to be able to fight the creator of the game

Famous: just to take out your frustrations


Arden_: home sweet home...

BobbyMcR: w00t

BobbyMcR: 'sbeen a whalllll

Arden_: indeed.

BobbyMcR: i hope you've been listening to staind

Arden_: oh, i have

Arden_: dont you worry


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ManicPop: yo

Ermac: fuck off

ManicPop: i just added you to liz

ManicPop: so YOU can fuck off!

Ermac: holy shit

Ermac: *does so*

ManicPop: thanks for fucking off!


ManicPop: haha

ManicPop: conan, you literally slay me

BobbyMcR: LATE NIGHT TALK SHOW HOST ARRESTED

ManicPop: what have i done?

BobbyMcR: IRCER WONDERS WHERE HE WENT WRONG


* ManicPop is away, sleeping like this guy... *holds up picture of guy sleeping* [log:OFF] [page:ON]


HereComestheBoom: eventually, that became the downfall of #superdeluxe..and that's why we're here

BobbyMcR: haw?

BobbyMcR: here?

BobbyMcR: aren't we in #superdeluxe?

HereComestheBoom: yes..but, dalnet!

BobbyMcR: but we were on EFNet before

ManicPop: the NEW... tnn

BobbyMcR: so what are you saying, you asshole?

HereComestheBoom: i'm sayin' we ain't shit

BobbyMcR: yeah, yeah, yeah?

ManicPop: i mainly blame aim for the death of #superdeluxe... that and dumbasses who joined because other people joined who didn't really get the "channel philosophy"

ManicPop: and... just the fact that we all "got lives" and didn't have as much time

HereComestheBoom: although breakups and such certainly didn't help..not just gf/bf, but friendships and such

HereComestheBoom: oh yes, and _daniel

ManicPop: and efnet got really crappy

ManicPop: not that it was ever "grate"

BobbyMcR: i say we sue AOL for the death of our channel

HereComestheBoom: yes, suing companies because their product is more popular than the one we use

BobbyMcR: sounds good to me

BobbyMcR: it's the way "business" works

HereComestheBoom: i think i'll sue them for a high amount then, since i know it's fool-proof

HereComestheBoom: suing is like betting, after all..bet more if you like the odds

BobbyMcR: might as well sue for infinity dollars

BobbyMcR: since it's a sure win

BobbyMcR: why didn't someone think of this before??

HereComestheBoom: i will!

HereComestheBoom: obviously because we are smarter!!

BobbyMcR: yay

BobbyMcR: i call king of the world

* HereComestheBoom sues for an infinite amount of dollarage

* HereComestheBoom wins

* HereComestheBoom gives brian infinity dollars

HereComestheBoom: holy shit..i still have infinity dollars!

BobbyMcR: wow!

BobbyMcR: infinity - infinity = infinity!

* HereComestheBoom gives anthony infinity dollars

* HereComestheBoom donates infinity dollars to a charity of his choice

ManicPop: the sept. 11th fund!

HereComestheBoom: no no..the GEORGE BUSH fund

ManicPop: the kill afghans fund

ManicPop: kill afghans, then feed them

ManicPop: that is

BobbyMcR: of course

BobbyMcR: the give the corpse something to eat fund

* HereComestheBoom buys infinity american flags

* HereComestheBoom is robbed

BobbyMcR: looks like shane is having fun...

HereComestheBoom: i'm penniless

HereComestheBoom: but not in spirit

HereComestheBoom: *waves flags*

BobbyMcR: maybe they only stole infinity of your infinity dollars...

BobbyMcR: meaning you still have infinity left!

HereComestheBoom: well..here's some money..let me count it..

* HereComestheBoom counts

* HereComestheBoom counts to infinity..unfortunately, that takes an infinite amount of time

ManicPop: 1, 2, skip a few, 100

* HereComestheBoom is still counting, +cane and beard

BobbyMcR: d'oh

BobbyMcR: the fatal mistake of the infinitely rich man

BobbyMcR: ...counting his money!


BobbyMcR: cream of rye

BobbyMcR: w00t

ManicPop: hm?

BobbyMcR: i'm eating it right now

BobbyMcR: roman meal cream of rye

BobbyMcR: www.romanmeal.com

ManicPop: do they have samples on the site?

ManicPop: i'm hungry

BobbyMcR: heh

BobbyMcR: they have a guy going "mmm" in their flash animation

BobbyMcR: is that close enough?


ManicPop: i don't know... it's more like "we're new york, we're so great, we're always going to win"

ManicPop: that kind of arrogant stuff gets to me

BobbyMcR: it's called sports

BobbyMcR: wait, no

BobbyMcR: it's called "stupid"

BobbyMcR: esp. baseball

BobbyMcR: which is the most boring sport

BobbyMcR: they should go on strike again

BobbyMcR: that was funny

ManicPop: MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAMS GO ON STRIKE

ManicPop: "It's Funny" reason given by Commisioner

BobbyMcR: :)


ManicPop: red hatred automatically identified/config'd my 3com card

Styrofoam: but I don't think my sound card is supported

Styrofoam: I think mine needs something extra stuck in the Colonel

BobbyMcR: well, you and the Cap'n make it happen

BobbyMcR: and a Cap'n is close to a Colonel

ManicPop: it could happen...

ManicPop: *ahem*

BobbyMcR: EXT2!!!!!!!!!!

BobbyMcR: if only linux commercials were like mcdonald's commercials

ManicPop: yeah

ManicPop: linux commercials

Styrofoam: heh

ManicPop: "use linux..."

ManicPop: "this message has been brought to you by people that want you to use linux"

Styrofoam: "paid for by..." yeah, something along those lines

Styrofoam: "paid for by rich but disgruntled ex-microsoft employees"

BobbyMcR: heh

BobbyMcR: sounds good to me!


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BobbyMcR: well, well, well

BobbyMcR: look 'whom' it is

CowGrain: it certainly is george w bush

BobbyMcR: if you are referring to a great leader, good president, and smart man, you are correct

CowGrain: he is most wonderful and 'very' wise

ManicPop: don't forget excellent public speaker

CowGrain: indeed

CowGrain: I have heard the Bush's successor with be Fred Durst who is equally as wise

BobbyMcR: durst for prez!

BobbyMcR: he just wants some nookie, man!

ManicPop: his campaign slogan

CowGrain: All he would have to do is give the order to 'break some-thing tonight'

ManicPop: "...in afghanistan!"

BobbyMcR: and he would make it legal to pack a chainsaw

BobbyMcR: (to skin one's ass raw)


BobbyMcR: goh damn it...

BobbyMcR: these guys are 311 fans...

BobbyMcR: ugh

IOQU: their new cd is ripoff 311..which is really bad

IOQU: you can even hear it in "y2k"..they have a little "breakdown rap" part

BobbyMcR: yeah, i suppose

BobbyMcR: they are just generic bullshit at this point

BobbyMcR: nothing to actively seek out and destroy

BobbyMcR: but once they start this 311 crap...

IOQU: BUT THEYRE LOCAL...DO YOU NOT SUPPORT THE LOCAL SCENENE?!?!!

BobbyMcR: i hate everything local

BobbyMcR: i'll move so i don't have to be local anymore

ManicPop: i support all local bands, regardless of whether or not they are good

BobbyMcR: that's how much i hate the FUCKING local scene

ManicPop: that's what the "scene" is about

ManicPop: liking shitty music

BobbyMcR: definitely

BobbyMcR: okay, this guy is about to be killed...

BobbyMcR: Dream women: Britney Spears, Gwen Stefani

IOQU: booo

*** BobbyMcR was kicked by ManicPop (using the name "gw*n" or "st**ani")

*** Joins: BobbyMcR (yah@D-128-208-46-70.dhcp2.washington.edu)

*** Lizadrin sets mode: +o BobbyMcR

BobbyMcR: haw!

ManicPop: sorry, that's shane's rule

IOQU: glad to see it reinstated

ManicPop: indeed

ManicPop: i should add that to liz

IOQU: hehe

BobbyMcR: nooooooooooo...

BobbyMcR: Favorite Food: Thai Toms

BobbyMcR: that place is good!

BobbyMcR: i can never eat there again...

IOQU: that or learn to love instant winner

ManicPop: i'm sure they have an autographed framed picture of instant winner hanging on the wall in the restraunt

IOQU: ha!

BobbyMcR: unfortunately, they don't have pictures of 'famous' customers on the wall

BobbyMcR: the place is barely big enough to have tables

IOQU: "local ska-rap band instant winner enjoying a fine meal at Thai Toms" -- inscription on bottom of frame

BobbyMcR: haw

BobbyMcR: the guy that plays the TOM-BRONE! is named 'brien'

BobbyMcR: what a dork

ManicPop: i just did the "survey"

ManicPop: answering "hell" for where i want them to play, and "'fuck instant winner' hat" for merchandise i want

BobbyMcR: lol

IOQU: hahahha

BobbyMcR: that's great

BobbyMcR: he's on a rampage!

BobbyMcR: anthony schmidt lashes out at local shit band

ManicPop: hhe

IOQU: front page on seattle times

BobbyMcR: next on Q13 at 10


BobbyMcR: not even close is aptly named, it seems

ManicPop: ...to being good?

BobbyMcR: right

BobbyMcR: man

BobbyMcR: these guys just don't know how to write music

BobbyMcR: i think they should throw the keyboard player out of the band

BobbyMcR: as soon as possible

BobbyMcR: next, the guy should learn how to sign

BobbyMcR: sing

BobbyMcR: finally, they should disband

IOQU: the steps to being real band

ManicPop: wait

ManicPop: brian

ManicPop: you have something

ManicPop: he should learn to sign!

ManicPop: they could be a sign-language band

BobbyMcR: alright!

IOQU: no worries about voice troubles

ManicPop: playing their hearts out to deaf people every night

IOQU: with a full band, of course

ManicPop: of course


Styrofoam: did I tell you you're wonderful? I miss you, yes I do?

Styrofoam: did I tell you that Adam Ant sucks? Well he does... yes, he does, does does


BobbyMcR: you guys r st00pid

ManicPop: m3?

BobbyMcR: yes, em-three

IOQU: m3 2?

BobbyMcR: no, just em-three

IOQU: sw33t

BobbyMcR: y0ur dum

IOQU: sh1t

BobbyMcR: your sh!7

ManicPop: h1s sh!7?

BobbyMcR: 7h3 5h!7 7h47 b370n95 2 h!m

ManicPop: 4hh.. 1 s33

BobbyMcR: g0d


*** BobbyMcR is now known as GuestUhMillyun

*** IOQU is now known as GuestUHTRILLYUN

*** GuestUhMillyun is now known as GuestOHCRAP

*** GuestUHTRILLYUN is now known as GuestTHATSRIGHT

*** GuestOHCRAP is now known as GuestYOUSURESHOWEDME

*** GuestTHATSRIGHT sets mode: +oo Guest53813 SPdreamer

*** GuestTHATSRIGHT is now known as GuestILLSHOWYOUKICKINGYOURASS

*** GuestYOUSURESHOWEDME is now known as GuestPLEASEDO-IDLIKETOSEETHAT

*** GuestILLSHOWYOUKICKINGYOURASS is now known as GuestITSONYOUBITCH

*** Guest53813 is now known as WHHHHHEEEEEEEE

* GuestITSONYOUBITCH kicks GuestPLEASEDO-IDLIKETOSEETHAT's ass

*** GuestPLEASEDO-IDLIKETOSEETHAT is now known as GuestDOYOUHAVEITONFILMORSOMETH

GuestDOYOUHAVEITONFILMORSOMETH: ing

*** GuestITSONYOUBITCH is now known as GuestYESINFACT-IDO

*** GuestDOYOUHAVEITONFILMORSOMETH is now known as GuestMAYIHAVEACOPY

GuestMAYIHAVEACOPY: ?

*** GuestYESINFACT-IDO is now known as GuestHEREYOUGO

*** GuestMAYIHAVEACOPY is now known as GuestTHANKS

*** GuestHEREYOUGO is now known as GuestWHYDOYOUWANTIT

GuestWHYDOYOUWANTIT: ?

*** GuestTHANKS is now known as GuestITMIGHTBEINTERESTING

*** GuestWHYDOYOUWANTIT is now known as GuestOHITIS

*** GuestOHITIS is now known as GuestINTERESTINGLIKEMYDICK

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*** GuestINTERESTINGLIKEMYDICK was kicked by Lizadrin (nick flood)

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BobbyMcR: well if it isn't Nick Flood


BobbyMcR: going to bed is for this guy

BobbyMcR: *holds up a picture of a cross-eyed messy-haired guy with a dunce cap*


ManicPop: xp -- 10 hours!

ManicPop: take that, brian!

ManicPop: i shall win the XP game!

BobbyMcR: nooooo

BobbyMcR: 23 hours... =(

ManicPop: i'm simply better at downloading than you are

ManicPop: it's a skill you must acquire

BobbyMcR: the truth is out

ManicPop: well looks like i'm going to win the download game

BobbyMcR: probably

ManicPop: but i'll burn it for you

ManicPop: literally burn the files, that is

BobbyMcR: good

BobbyMcR: burn the sectors on your hard drive with a lighter

ManicPop: yep

ManicPop: i'll make sure to run defrag before i do that though

BobbyMcR: yeah

ManicPop: or that might be really difficult

BobbyMcR: heh

ManicPop: as opposed to the "simplicity" of burning individual contigious sectors with a lighter

BobbyMcR: of course

BobbyMcR: they are about as wide as a lighter flame


ManicPop: To: <Undisclosed.Recipients@www.yoshiwara-ch.ed.jp>

ManicPop: Subject: Re:Do you forget allot?

ManicPop: COULD IT BE ALZHEIMER'S?

ManicPop: Often it is hard for your doctor to tell. Symptoms such as memory loss or problems with ordinary tasks could be due to normal aging or something more serious like the onset of Alzheimer's disease.

ManicPop: A biopharmaceutical company has developed a urine test as an important diagnostic tool to help doctors answer these questions.

ManicPop: The test detects a unique brain protein that is found in higher levels in the urine of patients with Alzheimer's disease.

ManicPop: The test is not currently available to residents or physicians in New York State.

GuestB00T: i imagine there's a poor boy named Allot

ManicPop: people always forget him

ManicPop: especially those with alzheimer's

BobbyMcR: i wonder if our friend iddy forgets allot

ManicPop: well, he does buy a new computer every year


ManicPop: c'mon, xp...

ManicPop: hurry up!

* ManicPop gets impatient

* ManicPop finds, surprisingly, that the download speed has increased tenfold

ManicPop: wow!


BobbyMcR: zipped iso, woot

BobbyMcR: any compressino?

BobbyMcR: ion

ManicPop: you must be italian

BobbyMcR: i am


* SmashySmashy is away, OFF TO THA STORE [log:N/A] [page:N/A] [email:shane@kgrg.com] [ICQ:1279925]

BobbyMcR: NICE AWAY MSG

* SmashySmashy is away, THANKS [log:N/A] [page:N/A] [email:shane@kgrg.com] [ICQ:1279925]

BobbyMcR: alright!

* SmashySmashy is away, YEAH [log:N/A] [page:N/A] [email:shane@kgrg.com] [ICQ:1279925]

BobbyMcR: you have made my day, kind sir

* SmashySmashy is away, NOTHING BETTER THAN BEING NOTICED BY AN AWAY MESSAGE [log:N/A] [page:N/A] [email:shane@kgrg.com] [ICQ:1279925]


BobbyMcR: the thing about the BAD caddies (haw!) is that they actually know how to use horns

Styrofoam: that's a hell of a pun

BobbyMcR: sure is

BobbyMcR: since i was serious

BobbyMcR: whereas crappy-ass local horns-using bands are terrible at it

* Styrofoam uses his mental powers to force Brian to flip himself off

BobbyMcR: sorry, i have a strong will

BobbyMcR: i cannot self-terminate

BobbyMcR: ideally, the horns should add to the music instead of 'agree' with the guitar part or something

BobbyMcR: unless you really want to get a note across...[all instruments in unison] "C!!!!"


ManicPop: "Press any key to boot from CD..."

BobbyMcR: yay

ManicPop: "You are now installing the illegal version of Microsoft Windows XP. Are you sure you want to do this?"

ManicPop: Y

BobbyMcR: hawwwwww

ManicPop: "Please wait while we send someone to arrest you."

BobbyMcR: wow, they're thorough

ManicPop: "Please turn on your modem, so we can call someone."

BobbyMcR: "C'mon, man (Y/N)"

ManicPop: "(Yes/No/Dood, I don't have no modem)"


BobbyMcR: talkin' 'bout the moron bros...tattooed assholes, tattooed toes

BobbyMcR: heh

BobbyMcR: now THAT's gotta hurt!


BobbyMcR: tofu scrambler in breakfast burrito form = w00t

ManicPop: you're a goddamn genius

BobbyMcR: i envision it being good with green peppers, onions, salsa...

BobbyMcR: maybe even fried potatoes

ManicPop: or fried ham, fried ham, cheese and bologna

BobbyMcR: and of course macaroni

BobbyMcR: but what next?

ManicPop: onions

ManicPop: pickles...

ManicPop: and pretzels?

BobbyMcR: yeah

BobbyMcR: and then we'll have some more fried ham

ManicPop: fried ham! fried ham!

BobbyMcR: indeed

ManicPop: i hear there's a second verse

ManicPop: but... it's the same as the first

ManicPop: but a whole lot worse

ManicPop: so... forget it

BobbyMcR: well, that's not good at all!

ManicPop: yeah

BobbyMcR: why bother singing it?

BobbyMcR: heh

ManicPop: i don't know

BobbyMcR: think back to how dumb that was...

BobbyMcR: all those 'stupid voices' that we would sing that goddamn song in

ManicPop: yep, i remember finding it stupid at the time

BobbyMcR: it's humiliating, if you think about it...

BobbyMcR: yeah, i remember all camp songs being stupid

BobbyMcR: and us making parodies of them

ManicPop: "think of all the tacos i ate..."

ManicPop: "think of all the cheese i ate..."

ManicPop: we stuck it to 'em, though... we changed it to "think of all the tacos i vomited!"

BobbyMcR: yeah!

ManicPop: but ms. verellen made us stop

BobbyMcR: "all i retched-a," or something

ManicPop: yeah

ManicPop: that's right

BobbyMcR: ah

BobbyMcR: it still makes me Lowell to this day

BobbyMcR: so, call me Lowell

ManicPop: lowell, ma?

BobbyMcR: yes


*** ManicPop changes the topic to 'set your clocks back at 2, unless you're chris "mountain standard asshole" jenkins'

BobbyMcR: Mountain Standard Asshole

BobbyMcR: sounds like a band

ManicPop: let's start it right away

BobbyMcR: we'll call the album and first single the same name

BobbyMcR: kind of like Big Country

ManicPop: "in a big [mountain standard asshole]"

BobbyMcR: dreams stay with you...

ManicPop: "something something [mountain standard asshole] countryside!"

Styrofoam: Big Country - Big Country - "Big Country" ????

ManicPop: the song was "In A Big Country," I believe

ManicPop: but yes, band and album were the same

Styrofoam: guffawwww!!!

ManicPop: well, the showed the public what's up by having several other hits

ManicPop: like

ManicPop: gotta go

Styrofoam: heh

Styrofoam: the band "Voices that Care" didn't have too many hits

Styrofoam: just the one

ManicPop: yeah, i really expected them to have a few more hit songs

ManicPop: too much star power in one place, i guess... they broke up quickly

Styrofoam: that actually did have a b-side

Styrofoam: heh

* Styrofoam shamefully admits that he owned that cassette

ManicPop: "we couldn't afford anymore studio time (clips of other songs by people involved in the project, edited together)"

Styrofoam: hehe

BobbyMcR: haw

BobbyMcR: who was voices that care?

Styrofoam: "support! / the / gulf / war!"


BobbyMcR: let me find the install fi-il

BobbyMcR: no

ManicPop: i'm much more pleased with the upgrade

ManicPop: it keeps your icons on the desktop, retains most of your settings, 'ect'

ManicPop: it told me my scanner was incompatible, but i installed anyway... as soon as i got to windows update, there was a driver update

ManicPop: and netBEUI is now no longer supported

ManicPop: good riddance to it, i say

ManicPop: good riddance (time of your life) that is

BobbyMcR: yeah, the band isn't too fond of it

ManicPop: so now, it's [tcp/ip]... or nothin'

ManicPop: you know, like nerf

BobbyMcR: yeah

ManicPop: <guy> uh... couldn't you use novell ipx?

ManicPop: *sigh*

BobbyMcR: haw


ManicPop: someone wants to use gnutella, eh?

DifferentAngel: i think i've figured it out

DifferentAngel: it just wouldn't connect to anyone earlier

ManicPop: you might be firewalled

DifferentAngel: hm

BobbyMcR: what an insult

DifferentAngel: how would one fix that?

ManicPop: um, firewalls are firewalls

BobbyMcR: just tell your school to take down the firewall

BobbyMcR: they 'will' comply

ManicPop: heh

ManicPop: "seriously... this isn't working out for me"

BobbyMcR: "but man...i like want to download movies and stuff!!"

DifferentAngel: maybe if i give them some cash... usc is a bunch of money hungry whores.. they'll do anything for a buck

ManicPop: you can get around it

ManicPop: but without knowing the details of your firewall...

BobbyMcR: i had some problems with 'guntella' initially

BobbyMcR: i don't know why

BobbyMcR: it just wouldn't connect

BobbyMcR: but the next day it worked fine

BobbyMcR: so i think you have to let the program "sleep on it"

DifferentAngel: well it's doing fine now

ManicPop: it learns its lesson

ManicPop: and comes crawling back

BobbyMcR: yeah!


BobbyMcR: win plus doze = ex pee

BobbyMcR: that's the chemical formula they used to develop the new OS

Styrofoam: interesting

Styrofoam: is that latin?

BobbyMcR: yes, it's a latin formula

Styrofoam: deus ex pee

BobbyMcR: i think christina aguilera helped develop it

ManicPop: haw

BobbyMcR: i thought you would haw that

ManicPop: since she's so "latin"

ManicPop: (actually, her father is from ecuador and she lived in a spanish-speaking household until the age of 6)

BobbyMcR: haw

Styrofoam: doesn't matter

BobbyMcR: that's not even latin

BobbyMcR: latin = central america/carribean

Styrofoam: she's made up to look white, so she must accept whiteness

ManicPop: yeah

ManicPop: but latin music is in spanish

BobbyMcR: wow

BobbyMcR: it's like i've know you all my life

ManicPop: "i'm defending her 'latinness'"

Styrofoam: sorry, anthony

Styrofoam: not latin

ManicPop: "oh no"

Styrofoam: I know you want her to be

BobbyMcR: you're defending her nonexistent 'lation'

Styrofoam: hah

Ticstah: latin america includes south america..and supposedly she's from ecuador

BobbyMcR: fine

BobbyMcR: but screw her anyway

Ticstah: yeah she sucks

Styrofoam: agreed

BobbyMcR: so, who else agrees?

BobbyMcR: ANTHONY?

ManicPop: sorry

ManicPop: i wasn't paying attention

BobbyMcR: christina aguilera's music is about as latin as selena's

BobbyMcR: but at least selena's dad was edward james olmos

Styrofoam: true

ManicPop: actually most of her "latin album" is the same songs as her debut album, sung in spanish

ManicPop: i think there are three "originals"

BobbyMcR: and they deal with issues only a 'latin' could understand


BobbyMcR: Bernie (The Original Kings of Comedy) and his wife Wanda never wanted to be parents. But when Bernie pulls "uncle duty" for his sister's three kids (ages 5 to 13), they can all kiss their freedom goodbye. With Bernie's "tough love" approach, this daring new family show proves that sometimes the best parents are the ones you least suspect.

BobbyMcR: b00t

BobbyMcR: is tv just incredibly stupid, or what?

ManicPop: bernie mac is funny

ManicPop: but the show looks dum

SmashySmashy: Mi casa es mi casa. Got it?

BobbyMcR: HAWWWWWWWW

BobbyMcR: yeah, i read that

BobbyMcR: bowl + shit

BobbyMcR: bernie mac better be funny if he wants to get out of this sitcom with a career

ManicPop: heh

ManicPop: i don't know... it looks like the kind of show that black people will watch just because it's about black people

ManicPop: i mean, "martin" was on for five years

BobbyMcR: therefore..."BRILLIANT!" raves the NY Times!

SmashySmashy: fox is king of "watch this show, because these people are just like you!"

SmashySmashy: like..titus.."hey, these guys are just regular red-blooded white americans! let's laugh!"

BobbyMcR: HE'S WITE LIK EME

ManicPop: i don't want to watch shows about people me

ManicPop: +like

BobbyMcR: People Me is an interesting guy, though

BobbyMcR: haw

BobbyMcR: must be asian

BobbyMcR: Person Hu Workshire

SmashySmashy: whoa..the andy richter show!

ManicPop: ?

SmashySmashy: http://www.fox.com/schedule/schedule_2001.htm

SmashySmashy: under "backups"

SmashySmashy: "for when bernie mac is cancelled"


* ManicPop is away, working until 1am PST like this guy... *holds up picture of guy with untied shoelaces, tripping over his own feet, with a "duhhh... whooooaaa!" caption bubble above him* [log:OFF] [page:ON]


ManicPop: did you catch the reference to mr. carter?

BobbyMcR: who is william carter?

ManicPop: you may know him better as "will c."

BobbyMcR: HAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

BobbyMcR: i don't know why i'm laughing at that

BobbyMcR: must be late

BobbyMcR: this is good

BobbyMcR: i think we should purposely convolute everyday phrases more and more frequently

BobbyMcR: i want it so no one understands us!

ManicPop: yeah

ManicPop: like that TNG episode

ManicPop: "darmok"

ManicPop: they discovered this alien race that only speaks with examples

ManicPop: their entire language is based on their myths and fables

BobbyMcR: what a bunch of nerds

ManicPop: yeah

ManicPop: you could understand the words, but they didn't make any sense without knowing the background

BobbyMcR: like Yahoo Serious

ManicPop: heh


ManicPop: just use gnotella

SmashySmashy: gnotella it is

ManicPop: it's buggy, but it's good

BobbyMcR: yeah

BobbyMcR: DA BES'

BobbyMcR: HAY...YOU AINT TONY

SmashySmashy: yes i am

BobbyMcR: shit

* SmashySmashy shows id

BobbyMcR: well, this proves it

BobbyMcR: i'm sorry i doubted you

SmashySmashy: hey, it happens a lot


ManicPop: i think i've finally got XP working for me

BobbyMcR: kind of like slade gorton?

ManicPop: yeah

ManicPop: he works for me


SmashySmashy: i didn't know they had a site

ManicPop: i thought they did

SmashySmashy: maybe they do

ManicPop: well it's not foolsplay.com, although it looks like something is going there in the future

ManicPop: nor is thefoolisplay.com

ManicPop: which was obviously my second guess


* ManicPop has returned. [gone:12h17m18s]

Styrofoam: yo

BobbyMcR: yo

BobbyMcR: ASSHOLE

* GuestFUCKYOU has returned. (gone 8h39m44s)

GuestFUCKYOU: ASSHOLE THIS

Styrofoam: shit

ManicPop: fuck

Styrofoam: ...shitfuck!

ManicPop: do the shitfuck!

Styrofoam: swing your arms from side to side

ManicPop: dunna dunt dun dunt duh dunt dun, dunna dunt dun dunt duh dunt dun, dunna dunt dun dunt duh dunt dun, dunna dunt dun dunt duh dunt dun...

ManicPop: do the shitfuck!

BobbyMcR: shitfuck

ManicPop: are you doing it?

BobbyMcR: yeah

Styrofoam: yeah, hurry up

* Styrofoam fucks some shit up


Lizadrin: [Guest31047] tonight i feel like more....

Guest31047: fjsdklfjdskl

*** Guest31047 is now known as ManicPop

*** Lizadrin sets mode: +o ManicPop

* ManicPop fucks a random ass

*** Quits: Lizadrin (Quit: changing servers)

*** Joins: Lizadrin (Lizadrin@c883141-a.sttls1.wa.home.com)

* ManicPop has returned, heh... woops... i never came back from taking my shower. [gone:1h38m43s]

*** ChanServ sets mode: +o ManicPop

*** ChanServ sets mode: +o Lizadrin

BobbyMcR: boot

BobbyMcR: whose ass did you fuck, by the way?

BobbyMcR: i want to make sure i'm 'safe'

GuestBUTTMLK: i seem to be okay

BobbyMcR: yeah

BobbyMcR: me too

GuestBUTTMLK: 8ball whose ass did he fuck?

Lizadrin: GuestBUTTMLK, El Hefe

BobbyMcR: wow

BobbyMcR: that's a mighty tall order

GuestBUTTMLK: i'd be proud to fuck that ass

ManicPop: heh

ManicPop: i just picked an ass at random

ManicPop: you know, if i chose... that would be gay

GuestBUTTMLK: you know what they say, "fuck an ass at random, and you never know whose ass you'll be fucking.."

ManicPop: i can see why they say that

ManicPop: fucking an ass at random has all of the punishment of ass-fucking, yet none of the gay overtones

BobbyMcR: whew

* ManicPop pulls his dick out of the random ass, and then proceeds to thoroughly sodomize mario tennis

BobbyMcR: thanks for the imagery


ManicPop: has chris chexed the kwotez?

Styrofoam: yup

Styrofoam: I lulled all over the lot of them

ManicPop: would you like to accompany brian to lowell, ma?

Styrofoam: heh

ManicPop: he's taking a trip you know

Styrofoam: sure

ManicPop: he has a route all planned out

Styrofoam: it's a long drive

BobbyMcR: yeah

BobbyMcR: with the help of someone i found by watching inspector gadget

Styrofoam: but at least we'll be able to laugh about the quotes... for the whole 3,000 mile drive...

BobbyMcR: yay

ManicPop: we could swing by and visit megan after "seeing the sights" in lowell

ManicPop: which i'm sure are endless

Styrofoam: heh

Styrofoam: well, maybe there's a lot of funny stuff

ManicPop: yeah

ManicPop: d00dz laughing out loud wherever you go

BobbyMcR: for no real reason

BobbyMcR: it's kind of scary, actually

BobbyMcR: like a dark place with frightening clowns

ManicPop: i hear they will soon build a memorial to irc quotes there

ManicPop: a set of statues depicting #superdeluxe members typing at computers

BobbyMcR: haw

BobbyMcR: kind of like The Thinker

BobbyMcR: except with a desk/keyboard


MotherFuckFuckFuckFuck: what extension is .pif?

CowGrain: the virus extension?

MotherFuckFuckFuckFuck: yeah, i figured

MotherFuckFuckFuckFuck: i got an email from "Andersen" which tried to auto-open sorry_about_yesterday.mp3.pif

CowGrain: hehe

MotherFuckFuckFuckFuck: and i opened the mail because tiff's last name is anderson

CowGrain: you got that one that it going around

MotherFuckFuckFuckFuck: but then a record stopped, and i thought about it

BobbyMcR: hmm

BobbyMcR: "Did a record scratch to a stop? You may be infected with a virus."

MotherFuckFuckFuckFuck: because usually when a record stops around here, a startling revelation occurs


MotherFuckFuckFuckFuck: it's too bad people don't send fun viruses

MotherFuckFuckFuckFuck: although i don't know how much "good" you can do with a virus

MotherFuckFuckFuckFuck: maybe it can run scandisk and clean up your harddrive

kiyule: or disk defrag

ManicPop: they should make nice viruses

MotherFuckFuckFuckFuck: seriously!

kiyule: you guys should do it

kiyule: name it superdeluxe

MotherFuckFuckFuckFuck: "okay"

* MotherFuckFuckFuckFuck goes into his "VirusEditor"

* MotherFuckFuckFuckFuck goes to options

* MotherFuckFuckFuckFuck unchecks "bad"

* MotherFuckFuckFuckFuck checks "good"

* MotherFuckFuckFuckFuck hits OK

kiyule: lol

kiyule: if i make a virus, I'll send it to you guys

ManicPop: thanks

kiyule: but it'll be safe and fun

BobbyMcR: what if you check good and bad at the same time?

MotherFuckFuckFuckFuck: it would probably do something like defrag your computer, clean it up real nice, and then destroy it

MotherFuckFuckFuckFuck: you know, a clean death

ManicPop: either that, or it creates problems then fixes them

MotherFuckFuckFuckFuck: ooh

MotherFuckFuckFuckFuck: depends on which gets checked first, i suppose

MotherFuckFuckFuckFuck: "Your hard drive is about to be destroyed. But, before it goes..here's some of the hard drive's favorite moments...*slideshow*"

ManicPop: *shots surprisingly show "kid rock picking up a fucking guitar" and "kid rock working the fucking turntables" for some reason*

MotherFuckFuckFuckFuck: those are applicable ANYTIME

MotherFuckFuckFuckFuck: they will probably be shown at WTC memorials too


CowGrain: ass fuck

CowGrain: gnight

ManicPop: well, mofo's off to have some fun

CowGrain: indeed


ManicPop: you know... harvey danger is right

ManicPop: sometimes you do have to kill on christmas

BobbyMcR: sometimes you have to kill on christmas?

BobbyMcR: haw

ManicPop: i mean... "death takes no holiday"

ManicPop: you might need to defend yourself in a fight, and be forced to kill

ManicPop: just because it's christmas, that doesn't change anything

BobbyMcR: i guess they're right

BobbyMcR: i mean, *sometimes* you will be forced to kill to save your life

ManicPop: it doesn't happen to everyone, but it does happen

ManicPop: and it can happen on dec. 25th just as easily as any other day

ManicPop: except for that fact that it couldn't happen inside establishments that were closed for the holiday

ManicPop: [a public service message from harvey danger]


a1ka1ine: but I cant sleep when I know theres snow outside

BobbyMcR: snow?

a1ka1ine: yea

BobbyMcR: haw

a1ka1ine: like 4 inches

BobbyMcR: we don't have snow here

a1ka1ine: yea, I know

BobbyMcR: bremerton must be in the mountains or something

a1ka1ine: odd considering Im only like 20 miles from you at the most

BobbyMcR: i guess, 'as the crow flies'

a1ka1ine: yea

a1ka1ine: but that would also be 'as the snow falls;'

a1ka1ine: without the semicolon

BobbyMcR: i think the semicolon should stay

a1ka1ine: ok

a1ka1ine: then I will write the people who make up good grammar and tell them that

a1ka1ine: while Im at it, it is no longer 'as the crow flies'

a1ka1ine: but 'as the snow falls;'

BobbyMcR: i think good grammar has been purchased by aol-time warner

BobbyMcR: so take it up with them

a1ka1ine: alright

a1ka1ine: <me> So...I got this great idea for grammar

a1ka1ine: <aol-time warner> Yea, well, were already getting rid of English, so, sorry

a1ka1ine: aol-time warnerese is gonna be the new universal language

BobbyMcR: "hey, what's aol, man? how are aol?"

BobbyMcR: "oh, i'm just time warnering"

a1ka1ine: "oh aol...I was just you've got mailing over at the new *bleep sound"

BobbyMcR: now you're talking... literally!

BobbyMcR: well, i should go... my first class is at 10:30

a1ka1ine: have an aol of a time

a1ka1ine: warner that is

BobbyMcR: i time warner


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BobbyMcR: haw

ManicPop: look at this guy

BobbyMcR: if you hate nicknames, THEN WHY ARE YOU USING ONE?

IhateNicknames: OH SHIT

*** IhateNicknames is now known as I-Hate-MYSELF

BobbyMcR: YEAH, MAN!

BobbyMcR: LISTEN TO IM

* I-Hate-MYSELF :(


kiyule: night

Styrofoam: God of the night

KillKillKillKill: who is the God of the Night?

Styrofoam: I was just trying to find that out myself

KillKillKillKill: we could take the phrase one degree further

Styrofoam: that was my plan as well

BobbyMcR: hmm

BobbyMcR: but how?

KillKillKillKill: http://www.touregypt.net/featurestories/set.htm

KillKillKillKill: here's god of the night sky

Styrofoam: ah, who cares

Styrofoam: I'm going with Poseidon, god of the sea

Styrofoam: wait a minute

Styrofoam: his name's SETH!?

Styrofoam: that's perfect!

Styrofoam: seth!

KillKillKillKill: hehehe

KillKillKillKill: set or seth

BobbyMcR: i vote seth

BobbyMcR: esp. since i know a guy named seth

KillKillKillKill: and horus is god of the day

KillKillKillKill: haha

BobbyMcR: yay

BobbyMcR: "horus!" -> "good day, sir!"

BobbyMcR: "seth" -> "good night"

KillKillKillKill: i'm glad to finally be a part of this language

Styrofoam: yay

BobbyMcR: http://www.touregypt.net/featurestories/sexuality.htm whooo!! egypt #after hours!#

Styrofoam: In eager quest of what your heard desires -

Styrofoam: Do as it prompts you...

BobbyMcR: Even the gods had sex in ancient Egypt. Ra (in the form of Atum) masturbated his children Shu and Tefnut into existence!

BobbyMcR: Atum is he who masturbated in On. He took his phallus in his grasp that he might create orgasm by means of it, and so were born the twins Shu and Tefnut.

Styrofoam: wow

Styrofoam: "I masturbated you into existence, and I can masturbate you OUT of existence!"

BobbyMcR: HAHHHHHHHHHHHH

KillKillKillKill: LOWELL

Styrofoam: MA

BobbyMcR: HEY, MA

Styrofoam: get off the danged roof


BobbyMcR: i sure am tired after that "heated" "debate" on LJ

Steve-the-Damner: yeah..and pissed

BobbyMcR: let's agree to disagree

Steve-the-Damner: let's agree to kill guys

BobbyMcR: agreed.

* BobbyMcR kills the first guy

Steve-the-Damner: hurrah!

* Steve-the-Damner kills a second guy

* BobbyMcR kills the third guy...unfortunately, that guy was BOBBYMCR!!!!

* BobbyMcR dies

BobbyMcR: "let this be a lesson to you"

Steve-the-Damner: looks like he finally learns his lesson

* Steve-the-Damner does not heed the lesson and kills a fourth guy

Steve-the-Damner: (that guy is not Steve-the-Damner)

BobbyMcR: why are you saying that?

BobbyMcR: are you trying to take over the narrator's job?

Steve-the-Damner: i'm just sayin

Steve-the-Damner: i'm steve the damner, i know my place

BobbyMcR: your place in this crazy, mixed-up world

* Steve-the-Damner kills a fifth guy

* Steve-the-Damner dies

BobbyMcR: i wonder who the fifth guy was

BobbyMcR: could've been a guy that released poison gas upon his demise

Steve-the-Damner: i don't know..IM NOT THE NARRATOR

BobbyMcR: nooooooo


Styrofoam: yay

Styrofoam: I've finally figured out what to write my honors paper about

Styrofoam: the title will be "Not Doing an Honors Paper and Taking Some Other Honors Class Later: An Ecclectic Approach"

BobbyMcR: ecclectic?

BobbyMcR: haw

Styrofoam: shit, I misspelled a word in the title of my honors paper

Styrofoam: *fails class, even though paper wasn't required to pass class*


BobbyMcR: i've finally thought of a topic for my final presentation in TC 333

BobbyMcR: it'll be cool

BobbyMcR: she wants us to explain a process, or something along those lines

BobbyMcR: so i'll explain how tofu is made

BobbyMcR: and perhaps offer some samples

BobbyMcR: to make it 'fun'

mnkymike: tofu fun

BobbyMcR: or toFUN, as i [would never] like to say

mnkymike: the words have been grouped together since the beginning of time

BobbyMcR: yes, the english words "tofu" and "fun" existed long before humans, or solar systems, or helium...

mnkymike: And god said let there be toFun, and it was good

BobbyMcR: that's blasphemy

BobbyMcR: if it ain't meet, it ain't fit to eat

mnkymike: if you haven't been introduced, you can't eat it?

BobbyMcR: we have a winner

mnkymike: just making sure

mnkymike: yea

Styrofoam: well, if you meet Eet you will probably meet Ern at the same time

BobbyMcR: hawwwwwww

BobbyMcR: HI IM EEt

Styrofoam: hence the old saying: HI I'M EET HI I'M ERN

BobbyMcR: lowell, mass.

BobbyMcR: i'm a regular jerry lawler

mnkymike: Almost as old as toFUN

BobbyMcR: beaten by only a couple years

mnkymike: Were not sure who documented the two sayings..due to their sheer age

BobbyMcR: it's in the fossil record

mnkymike: carbon dating proves it

mnkymike: just like everything else

BobbyMcR: yep, since carbon dating ""is"" used for things that old

BobbyMcR: good thing we're clear on this

Styrofoam: uhhhh oh

BobbyMcR: potassium-argon dating is something i just made up, right now

Styrofoam: time to take a step back

BobbyMcR: not sure why i even mentioned it

BobbyMcR: now back to eet and ern

mnkymike: us either

mnkymike: who came first?

mnkymike: what exactly is their relationship?

Styrofoam: well, Eet came first

Styrofoam: because you have to Eet before you can Ern

BobbyMcR: that's very true

mnkymike: sound logic

ManicPop: makes sense to me

mnkymike: or maybe it was ern and eet, and eet bought out ern?

Styrofoam: how can pigs and mules buy out each other?

mnkymike: how can they be six feet tall, and make wise cracks?

BobbyMcR: easily

BobbyMcR: http://www.kelloggs.com/eetnern/eehome/index.html

Styrofoam: yes!

Styrofoam: new livejournal graphics, here we come

mnkymike: hehe

BobbyMcR: you can view eet & ern cartoons!!

mnkymike: wtf, who made cartoons

mnkymike: that person should be shot on pure principle

BobbyMcR: ern is left-handed

BobbyMcR: i think i'm losing intelligence by watching these


ManicPop: so shane

ManicPop: does my computer get destroyed tomorrow or something?

Steve-the-Damner: i think so

Steve-the-Damner: there are self-destruct modules on every cable modem

BobbyMcR: "the judge" will confiscate it

Steve-the-Damner: if the judge gives the go-ahead, they automatically explode

Steve-the-Damner: so, just try not to keep any oily rags in your room

BobbyMcR: heh

ManicPop: and the explosion will go through my ethernet to my computer

BobbyMcR: that's what excite recommends

ManicPop: i still don't understand what's going on

ManicPop: that article didn't explain things very well

Steve-the-Damner: well, att said they were gonna by excite@home for however much

ManicPop: this is the first i've heard of this

Steve-the-Damner: but the shareholders said "hode up, this isn't givin' us no money, beeatch"

Steve-the-Damner: so they brought it to court

ManicPop: hm

Steve-the-Damner: http://news.cnet.com/news/0-1004-200-7588563.html?tag=lthd

ManicPop: i would like my internet connection to work

ManicPop: that will be all

BobbyMcR: and the court said, "are you aware that your service offers only 99 times the speed of an analog dial-up connection?""

BobbyMcR: so they'll shut them down, due to false advertising

Steve-the-Damner: yes..that is the reason

Steve-the-Damner: AT&T sent an email saying that they have a "backup network" that they will put all subscribers on if the judge smacks them down tomorrow

BobbyMcR: IM SURE IT WILL BE GRATE

Steve-the-Damner: *cut to shot of network, being held up by string and taped together*

BobbyMcR: right

BobbyMcR: a computer network made of duct tape, string, and construction paper

ManicPop: "ricky... our advertising guy ... *ricky waves* ... over here has an aol account and a 56k modem. we're pretty sure we can hook it up to that" -- at&t spokesperson

BobbyMcR: wouldn't that be sweet

Styrofoam: haha

Styrofoam: I could set up a dialup for one guy...


BobbyMcR: crossfire

BobbyMcR: you'll get caught up in the

BobbyMcR: crossfire

A1ka1ine: that was such a good game

A1ka1ine: (most likely still is)

BobbyMcR: haw

BobbyMcR: i've never played it

A1ka1ine: I remember playing it when I was like 9...I think that is most likely the last time actually playing the game and not just shooting the little balls around

BobbyMcR: it was like owning a gun

A1ka1ine: exactly...Hungry Hungry Hippos for the older kids, in a way

BobbyMcR: hungry hungry hippos.. AFTER HOURS!

A1ka1ine: its what you would play in a bar...

BobbyMcR: i could just see it... crossfire 'hustlers'

BobbyMcR: putting $20s on the game

A1ka1ine: haha

A1ka1ine: I would prefer to call myself a Crossfire Shark, really

A1ka1ine: it would just be more intense with Hungry Hungry Hippos, though

A1ka1ine: could't you see a bunch of old drunk guys betting on it?

A1ka1ine: "I got $40 on Harry Hippo"

BobbyMcR: haw

BobbyMcR: they had names?

A1ka1ine: haha yep

A1ka1ine: I believe all of them started with an 'h' and ended with hippos

A1ka1ine: like Horace

ManicPop: yeah

ManicPop: i remember that

ManicPop: harry hippo

ManicPop: i think one was (very cleverly) just named "hungry hippo"

ManicPop: and... two others

BobbyMcR: hellboy hippo


ManicPop: that's weird

ManicPop: ysib.com obviously resolves

ManicPop: yet... nothing else seems to do so

ManicPop: obviously at&t knows their priorities

ManicPop: "quick! get access to ysib.com back! then work on the other sites like yahoo, microsoft, msn, etc..."


BobbyMcR: The Enemy Is Mine

BobbyMcR: heh

BobbyMcR: what a good (and 'real') band name

ManicPop: i own the enemy

BobbyMcR: as captain planet says... "the enemy is YOURS!"

ManicPop: i think that was captain faggot, actually

BobbyMcR: he's a hero

ManicPop: gonna take... procreation... down to 0

BobbyMcR: hahhhhhhhh

BobbyMcR: i suppose in terms of overpopulation, that is quite heroic


BobbyMcR: i only played 2 games of s-broz. today

ManicPop: wow

ManicPop: there are starving kids in third world countries who play the broz more often than that

BobbyMcR: probably


ManicPop: ho ho ho

ManicPop: i'm fucking hungry

BobbyMcR: santa?

BobbyMcR: my pebbles

ManicPop: "i'm sorry, i didn't realize other people were present"

ManicPop: "i apologize for my language"

ManicPop: -- barney as santa

BobbyMcR: the director's cut of that commercial

ManicPop: yes

BobbyMcR: i love the commentary track on that one

ManicPop: soon to be available on the fruity pebbles dvd


BobbyMcR: one thing i can say about this summer... "[...]"

BobbyMcR: "it [...] [...] ... certainly ... [...] ... existed."

ManicPop: heh

BobbyMcR: in conclusion: "[............................................. ........................................................]"

ManicPop: there, there

ManicPop: we're all still alive

ManicPop: we survived

BobbyMcR: in addtion, amstel light

ManicPop: and we'll live to see next summer

BobbyMcR: perhaps we can make movies about it

BobbyMcR: Summer ... then Next Summer

ManicPop: will chris tucker be in the first?

ManicPop: we could use "man, i'm chris tucker, man" in the sdtk.

BobbyMcR: and then Summer After Next

BobbyMcR: yeah

BobbyMcR: chris tucker will be in the first one

BobbyMcR: strangely

BobbyMcR: even though he was never a part of our lives

BobbyMcR: and then we'll talk about him in the second one

BobbyMcR: which again is strange

BobbyMcR: but somehow we will miss him

BobbyMcR: perhaps he'll be rehabilitating himself somehow


BobbyMcR: we learned about name servers today in netw3-ing

BobbyMcR: there are 13 central name servers

BobbyMcR: a.root-servers.net through m.root-servers.net

BobbyMcR: and of course, the obscure "your-cool.root-servers.net"

ManicPop: the little-known 14th one

BobbyMcR: right

BobbyMcR: it contains an entry for mr. bling-bling's page

BobbyMcR: but i think that's about it

ManicPop: wow

ManicPop: not very useful

BobbyMcR: yeah, especially since that information could be gathered from any of the other 13 servers

ManicPop: it's more a symbolic thing

ManicPop: he's so cool he gets his own nameserver

BobbyMcR: after all, that's what the internet is all about... symbolism


ManicPop: combo up the dick

ManicPop: combo up the dick

ManicPop: combo up the, combo up the motherfucking di-ock

ManicPop: that music is in there!

BobbyMcR: haw

BobbyMcR: for der mario?

ManicPop: yah

IHateAtHome: haha..excellent

BobbyMcR: i assume since it's the gamecube and all, they threw in the vocals

ManicPop: of course

ManicPop: the official lyrics

BobbyMcR: right

BobbyMcR: were you able to score a copy of the setlist?

ManicPop: some of the songs actually do have words

ManicPop: some songs have like "choir sounds"

ManicPop: and the dk level has a rap

BobbyMcR: haw!

BobbyMcR: "i'm DK with a story to tell... i just got a new cup from taco bell..."


BobbyMcR: i think from now on, i will only buy nachrill peanut butter

ManicPop: yeah

ManicPop: i hate artifical peanuts

BobbyMcR: haw

ManicPop: styrofoam-peanut butter

ManicPop: that's the worst

BobbyMcR: haw!

BobbyMcR: mashed up styrofoam peanuts

BobbyMcR: now that's a meal

ManicPop: it really satisfies

BobbyMcR: not going anywhere for a while?

BobbyMcR: is no other food available?

ManicPop: will there be no other food available for two weeks?

BobbyMcR: packed with styrofoam peanuts, common household items really satisfy...

ManicPop: heh

ManicPop: i can see the commercial now

ManicPop: i can't think of a funny example

ManicPop: but just to let you know

ManicPop: i CAN see it

BobbyMcR: thanks


ManicPop: so

ManicPop: who likes stuff?

ManicPop: you know, in general

BobbyMcR: i love it!

ManicPop: alright!

* ManicPop does (heterosexual) "stuff" with brian

Styrofoam: sweet

Styrofoam: can I get in on that?

ManicPop: oh yeah!

ManicPop: "hop in!" (whatever that might mean in this case)

* Styrofoam boards the heterosexuality train

BobbyMcR: all aboard!!

BobbyMcR: [dance music plays]

BobbyMcR: c'mon ride the--HETEROSEXUALITY...--train...

BobbyMcR: hey ride it!

BobbyMcR: whoo! whoo!


BobbyMcR: i want to make these vegan pancakes

DelMonte: what do you want to make into vegan pancakes?

BobbyMcR: 2 cups whole wheat pastry flour; 1/2 cup cornmeal; 2 tbsp Ener-G egg replacer; 2 tsp baking powder; 1/2 tsp baking soda; 1/2 tsp cinnamon; 2 tbsp oil; 1 cup water; 1 cup soy milk; 1/8 cup maple syrup; 1/4 tsp apple cider vinegar

BobbyMcR: Mix dry ingredients together, then add remaining ingredients. Make sure all the ingredients are mixed together well. Batter should be spongy, not thick or runny. Preheat lightly oiled frying pan over medium heat. Pour a ladle full of batter into pan and cook on both sides until golden brown. Makes 5 large pancakes.

DelMonte: Excel-end

BobbyMcR: sounds g0d

BobbyMcR: i need N or G egg replacer, though

BobbyMcR: i haven't decided which one i want to replace

ManicPop: go with g

BobbyMcR: hmm

BobbyMcR: i'm leaning towards g

BobbyMcR: n is used more often

BobbyMcR: wouldn't want to replace it

ManicPop: so wow

ManicPop: this channel is being used

DelMonte: kind of like your ass

ManicPop: yay for stuff we can't talk about in #superdeluxe!

DelMonte: I started talking in this channel because I wanted a more intimate group in which to discuss [something]

ManicPop: yep

ManicPop: and then i, in turn, started talking about [something]

BobbyMcR: oh, and guys...

BobbyMcR: don't mention the pancakes outside of #ysib

DelMonte: yeah

DelMonte: it's a secret

ManicPop: i understand

BobbyMcR: thanks

BobbyMcR: i appreciate it

(minutes later, in #superdeluxe...)

ManicPop: so, i hear brian's making these vegan pancakes

ManicPop: wait

ManicPop: oh shit...

BobbyMcR: you son of a bitch!

ManicPop: i'm sorry!!

BobbyMcR: i thought i could trust you!!!

ManicPop: i just... got to talking... you know... and...

BobbyMcR: sigh

DelMonte: most agregious!

BobbyMcR: egregious

IHateAtHome: "it proved to be a breaking point for the boys in #ysib.."

IHateAtHome: "they never were the same to each other again."


BobbyMcR: can't fight my asshole...

BobbyMcR: dun-dun dun dun

Styrofoam: it's true

BobbyMcR: many have tried

Styrofoam: "A man cannot fight his own asshole." --Proverb

BobbyMcR: so true


Styrofoam: hey, here's a band that sucks: Time in Malta

Styrofoam: a good example of how decent guitar parts can be ruined by bad vocals

Styrofoam: the guitarist/drummer should kick the bassist/vocalist out and start a Hum cover band

BobbyMcR: wow, a simultaneous guitar/drum player

Styrofoam: yeah

Styrofoam: more amazingly, in a two-piece band, one guy can kick the other guy out

ManicPop: heh

ManicPop: that brings up an interesting situation

ManicPop: two guys in a band

ManicPop: they both contribute just as much to the writing process

ManicPop: and one guy doesn't want to play with the other guy anymore?

ManicPop: they split, but who "keeps the band"?

Styrofoam: nobody

Styrofoam: it's not allowed

ManicPop: it would be funny if they both continued as the band

ManicPop: both got a new guy

ManicPop: and both had the same name

Styrofoam: Simon and Garfunkel should do that

ManicPop: yeah

ManicPop: they contributed "equally" to the writing process

Styrofoam: heh

Styrofoam: alright, then, asshole...

Styrofoam: ummm

Styrofoam: bobby and antoine should do that, then

ManicPop: "you have to think of an example... i demand it!" -- me, earlier

Styrofoam: "examples are for coolholes" --me, now

Styrofoam: *sounds of urination* --me, momentarily

ManicPop: hey

ManicPop: me too!


ManicPop: my dad just changed the showerhead on the shower

ManicPop: and the old showerhead is sitting on the bathroom counter

ManicPop: whenever i go to pee, i keep wanting to pee through it

BobbyMcR: HAW

ManicPop: i don't know... i think it would be interesting to see urine streaming out of a showerhead

BobbyMcR: well, as nofx says

BobbyMcR: those dreaded wednesdays and saturdays...also know as--PEEING THROUGH A--shower--HEAD--days

ManicPop: hm

ManicPop: what does nofx say about them?

BobbyMcR: [they] hate them

ManicPop: hm

ManicPop: i guess i shouldn't do it then

Styrofoam: hmm

Styrofoam: I'd do it

ManicPop: i guess i just take nofx's advice to heart a bit more than you do, chris

Styrofoam: yeah

Styrofoam: I'm not a libertarian either

Styrofoam: but then... wait

Styrofoam: they can't be libertarians

Styrofoam: because they're for gun control...

BobbyMcR: they have some libertarian viewpoints

Styrofoam: ha... the 3-year-old argument with Josh is revived!

Styrofoam: yeah

Styrofoam: but they can't be *real* libertarians if they're for gun control, man

BobbyMcR: heh

BobbyMcR: just like you can't be a *real* vegan if you eat honey

Styrofoam: well, I think it's a little different

Styrofoam: a political party has a platform

Styrofoam: unlike a bunch of hippies (i.e. vegans)

BobbyMcR: you mean the green party?

Styrofoam: heh

Styrofoam: I dunno, ol' Ralph was down with native american whaling

ManicPop: that's it

ManicPop: i'm starting the "buncha hippiez party"

BobbyMcR: i vote we rename the party "buncha buncha hippiez"

ManicPop: who says you're in the party, asshole?

BobbyMcR: i do

Styrofoam: I'm in the party too

Styrofoam: in fact, I'm the president

BobbyMcR: i took the "party deed" when you weren't looking, so i own it

ManicPop: well considering i haven't made any rules yet, i guess you can induct yourselves

ManicPop: i should of thot this thru

BobbyMcR: hey, *I* make the rules

BobbyMcR: and i say the only rule is... there are no rules

ManicPop: i didn't make any rules saying you couldn't

ManicPop: shit!

ManicPop: that confuses things

BobbyMcR: strangely enough, rule #2 is "there are actually a couple rules, if you read further"

BobbyMcR: rule #3 is "this space for rent"

Styrofoam: "buncha buncha hippiez charter: Do as you will. That is the whole of the law."

BobbyMcR: and the final rule, rule #4 is "there is no rule #4"

Styrofoam: and the other final rule, rule #5 is "girls are not funny"

BobbyMcR: this is great

BobbyMcR: we finally own a political party

Styrofoam: yay

Styrofoam: I've always wanted one

BobbyMcR: with 1, 4, or 5 rules depending on how you look at it, none of which make any sense

Styrofoam: our candidate for 2004 is The Guy From Phish

ManicPop: 0, 1, 4 or 5

BobbyMcR: i suppose

BobbyMcR: which Guy From Phish?

Styrofoam: I dunno

Styrofoam: is there a fat guy?

Styrofoam: or is more than one of them fat?

ManicPop: sadly, i don't think they have any fat guys

Styrofoam: damn

BobbyMcR: damn

BobbyMcR: the munchies didn't fatten them up?

ManicPop: i can't remember the lead singer's name

Styrofoam: it'll have to be John Popper then...

* Styrofoam is handed a sheet of paper

Styrofoam: DAMN!

BobbyMcR: lowell, ma

BobbyMcR: good thing that guy was there to hand over that sheet

BobbyMcR: let's make him vice president

Styrofoam: hahaha

Styrofoam: "Vote Popper and Guy with Informative Sheet in 2004!"

BobbyMcR: i'll start printing up the bumper stickers


ManicPop: YOU are looking at A Super Nintendo NES systems, 2 games, . The system work and look great. The systems also come with 2 controllers, 1 power supply, and 1 RF switch. The games are:PRIMAL RAGE COMES WITH THE OFFICAL PLAYERS GUIDE THE OTHE GAME IS TECMO SUPER BOWEL

ManicPop: i can't wait to play "tecmo super bowel"

IHateAtHome: haha

BobbyMcR: HAW

BobbyMcR: that wasn't a very popular game

ManicPop: your character "like... really has to take a shit, dude"... and you have to navigate him through a maze to the nearest toilet


ManicPop: it's that time of year again

ManicPop: FUCK YOU MERRY CHRISTMAS FUCK YOU

BobbyMcR: heh

BobbyMcR: i love that one

ManicPop: copy and paste the message to your friends!

BobbyMcR: let me paste this to my friends!!

BobbyMcR: FUCK YOU MERRY CHRISTMAS FUCK YOU

BobbyMcR: SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


*** Joins: NikkiKixx (badgadjit@12.229.78.1)

BobbyMcR: look hoo it is

NikkiKixx: who is it?

BobbyMcR: my friend and yours, nick cates

B1azeofG1ory: mine too?

NikkiKixx: nope i am no ones friend i am "irc bastard!"

NikkiKixx: screw everyone!

BobbyMcR: shit

BobbyMcR: i'm so alone

BobbyMcR: :`(

B1azeofG1ory: I <3 you Brian

BobbyMcR: YES

NikkiKixx: im sorry, in the words of shaun mullins, everything is going to be alirght.....oh rockabye. im getting teary eyed

BobbyMcR: you have made my day

BobbyMcR: hah!!

B1azeofG1ory: I try...

BobbyMcR: shaun mullins is my favorite!!

BobbyMcR: i love his storytelling style

BobbyMcR: a song isn't just a song...it's an epic

ManicPop: especially the part about frosted flakes

NikkiKixx: you know brian, its hard to play a gig in this town and keep a straight face

BobbyMcR: yeah

BobbyMcR: kind of like nashville

BobbyMcR: with ONE IMPORTANT DIFFERENCE!

BobbyMcR: WITH A TAN!

BobbyMcR: do you hear me?!

NikkiKixx: hehe

NikkiKixx: oh man

NikkiKixx: that really hits me right there *points at his tricep*

BobbyMcR: wow

BobbyMcR: you're ripped

NikkiKixx: hehe or somethign


NikkiKixx: so how about those seahawks?

BobbyMcR: i hate sports, and i hate all people who talk about them

NikkiKixx: so dude did you hear they traded for some player that plays a key position

BobbyMcR: man

BobbyMcR: that player was our star player

NikkiKixx: hey!

NikkiKixx: i thought you hated me :)

BobbyMcR: i hope the key position he played can be filled by an equally good player

BobbyMcR: let us put aside our differences

B1azeofG1ory: oh, theres a new rookie...he did well in college

BobbyMcR: and hope that our local team can beat the crosstown rivals

B1azeofG1ory: hey, the crosstown rival team's star veteran player is out with an injury

B1azeofG1ory: we might even make it to the tournament that decides the champion of the sport they play

BobbyMcR: hmm

BobbyMcR: if only they could win the highest regional game in that particular sport

B1azeofG1ory: very good point

BobbyMcR: then they would have a chance at the final series of the sport

BobbyMcR: and get the highest honor bestowed upon winners of this deciding game

BobbyMcR: this highest honor has eluded us for several years

B1azeofG1ory: and each player could recieve the token that denotes this honor

BobbyMcR: yes

BobbyMcR: perhaps a commemorative uniform or replica token could be manufactured, which fans of the sport could buy to celebrate their victory

B1azeofG1ory: and if it is a clothing item, that item could be on sale for no more than 99 cents after time has elapsed since the victory

B1azeofG1ory: and in time the only people wearing these items will smell like smoke and drink heavily

B1azeofG1ory: and the item will, of course, not fit

NikkiKixx: THERE IS NO TIME FOR FOOD WHEN SPORTS ARE THE TOPIC OF DISCUSSION

B1azeofG1ory: and will have holes in it because of of gratuitous wear

BobbyMcR: of course

BobbyMcR: so anyway, i figure if we can pull out this victory, we can all buy tickets to go to the arena or stadium where the beloved team plays their sport

B1azeofG1ory: there will be scalpers for sure!

B1azeofG1ory: we could get tickets for this event at "bargain" prices!


palkyle: we should get brian

BobbyMcR: and i'll reimburse d00dz with gas up the ass

Styrofoam: smoove

Styrofoam: where we B. chilln tonite?

BobbyMcR: perhaps you didn't hear me correctly

BobbyMcR: UP THE ASS

Styrofoam: oh

Styrofoam: how long does it take to get up the ass?

Styrofoam: it doesn't seem like it would take much gas to get up one's ass

palkyle: at least a gallon

palkyle: i think you can get drunk from that

BobbyMcR: drunk from gas up the ass?

Styrofoam: you'd probably be intoxicated in some way

Styrofoam: possibly by dying

BobbyMcR: well, by definition

BobbyMcR: a crush must hurt

palkyle: "high"

BobbyMcR: and they do

palkyle: the question is, how high?

Styrofoam: what's that Frome?

BobbyMcR: that dog.

Styrofoam: which dog?

BobbyMcR: *points up your ass*

Styrofoam: wow

Styrofoam: I thought the gasoline would deter dogs

Styrofoam: my plan backfired

BobbyMcR: you can say that again!!

BobbyMcR: BACKfired!!! HAW!!!!!!!!

Styrofoam: I just hope the fire on my back doesn't spread to my ass

BobbyMcR: that would be disastrous

BobbyMcR: dis-ASS-trous that is!!!

BobbyMcR: HAW!!!!!!!!

Styrofoam: that was a fantASStic joke!

palkyle: i'll come back when this is done


Styrofoam: yay, monkey rap mp3!!!

BobbyMcR: it's bomb

BobbyMcR: unfortunately, it's the original

BobbyMcR: the melee version is diff.

Styrofoam: hmm... this isn't quite as lame, somehow

Styrofoam: it seems more video-gamish

Styrofoam: the melee version seems more like they're trying to make it a real rap song

Styrofoam: this version sounds like the guys on the development team are rappin' it

BobbyMcR: and that's gotta gotta gotta go

ManicPop: damn, bitch

ManicPop: fuckin' donkey kong

ManicPop: he be settin the record straight, nigga

Styrofoam: "this kong's one hell of a guy" is pretty risque

BobbyMcR: whoa

BobbyMcR: that knocked me off my fucking ass


palkile: what's anthony doing?

BobbyMcR: [makes jacking off motion]

BobbyMcR: he was talking on AIM

palkile: to you?

BobbyMcR: yeah

palkile: well, i guess he doesn't want to talk to me [sad face]

BobbyMcR: earlier

BobbyMcR: as of 5 minutes ago

BobbyMcR: too bad there's no better way to make a sad face on the internet

palkile: :'(

palkile: okay, I'm going to bed. I"ll see you tomorrow

BobbyMcR: WILL YOU??

palkile: see if anthony wants to come over for bros and stir fry tomorrow

BobbyMcR: he'll see it in his buffer...

ManicPop: hey

ManicPop: people are talking here

BobbyMcR: haw!!

ManicPop: and here i'm being stupid talking on aim

BobbyMcR: what a dipass

BobbyMcR: yep

BobbyMcR: scroll up to see kyle's ANGRY MESSAGE TO YOU!!!!

BobbyMcR: it's the ANGRIEST INVITATION TO DINNER EVER!

ManicPop: FUCK!

ManicPop: i'll come... but only because I'M SURE I'LL BE HUNGRY!!!

ManicPop: actually... eh... i will probably come

ManicPop: i might have "obligations"

ManicPop: but i will make a valiant effort

BobbyMcR: well, aren't you prince valiant

ManicPop: yeah

ManicPop: what was he in, again?

BobbyMcR: a comic

ManicPop: oh

ManicPop: right

ManicPop: i was thinking a fairy tale

ManicPop: but that's prince charming, among others

BobbyMcR: way to know who you are!!


ManicPop: i've beaten classic and adventure mode with all characters

ManicPop: and i'm working on all-star mode now

BobbyMcR: try gay-ass mode next

ManicPop: to unlock gay-ass mode, you have to beat event 51 using luigi's pink outfit

BobbyMcR: sounds like a plan


palkile: hey, who are you?

B1azeofG1ory: me?

palkile: yeah

B1azeofG1ory: I am Bobby

B1azeofG1ory: why?

palkile: oh, ok

B1azeofG1ory: who are you?

palkile: kyle

BobbyMcR: bobby, kyle

BobbyMcR: kyle, bobby

B1azeofG1ory: I assumed that but figured I would still go through the formalities

palkile: irc chat is the most formal place. . . ever

BobbyMcR: i'm wearing a tie

BobbyMcR: i expect the rest of you are in proper attire?

B1azeofG1ory: Im wearing a tie...

B1azeofG1ory: and only a tie

BobbyMcR: there's a strict dress code here

BobbyMcR: that works for me!

palkile: i'm wearing a tie but no pants

B1azeofG1ory: hey...I still have the tie

palkile: *steals tie*

B1azeofG1ory: damn!


IHateAtHome: hey guys, my friend jessica finally emailed me

IHateAtHome: let me tell you, she's QUITE happy to hear from me

IHateAtHome: Hey baby... heres my webcam link u asked for.... u can watch me play with myself live all night=)

IHateAtHome: http://www.my-naughty-site.com

IHateAtHome: Theres also lots of juicy pix and videos of me getting fucked there as well to tempt your tasty cock....

ManicPop: hm

ManicPop: you think she'd get tired of playing with herself live all night

ManicPop: i mean, she didn't even specify a time... she'd really have to do that all night

BobbyMcR: you know

ManicPop: what if she needs a break or something?

IHateAtHome: she's hoping i'll get distracted by her juicy pix, and possibly the videos of her getting fucked, so she can take a break


*** Joins: Lizadrin6 (Lizadrin@12-231-16-157.client.attbi.com)

*** ManicPop sets mode: +o Lizadrin6

ManicPop: i wouldn't mind watching that

ManicPop: lizadrin6!

IHateAtHome: good to see 2 of the 6 made it

ManicPop: there's actually 54 lizadrins

*** Quits: Lizadrin (typhoon.va.us.dal.net liberty.nj.us.dal.net#)

*** Lizadrin6 is now known as Lizadrin

BobbyMcR: where have all the lizadrins gone

IHateAtHome: i remember back in my day, there was a lizadrin on every corner

IHateAtHome: now..well, we have only one

BobbyMcR: and occasionally, 6

IHateAtHome: true

IHateAtHome: but usually, one


BobbyMcR: and julie said fuck

BobbyMcR: fuck said julie

BobbyMcR: fuck around until my return...

BobbyMcR: i like that version better

ManicPop: heh

ManicPop: the definition of fuck was something we had yet to learn

ManicPop: but we tried to do it anyway!

BobbyMcR: it's so true

ManicPop: now that would be interesting

BobbyMcR: yes

ManicPop: i'd like to see the video to that song!

BobbyMcR: yes

BobbyMcR: with young children

BobbyMcR: since they are assumed to be young, given the tone of the song


ManicPop: super ass brothers melee

BobbyMcR: yeah, ASS

BobbyMcR: MAN

ManicPop: more like STUPID ass brothers melee

ManicPop: !!

BobbyMcR: YEAH!!!!

BobbyMcR: THAT'S SO MUCH MORE LIKE IT

ManicPop: i sure took the non-insulting name and turned it insulting!

BobbyMcR: D00D

BobbyMcR: like that guy who was named asshole


BobbyMcR: you know...speed is actually a good action movie

Styrofoam: true

Styrofoam: I'm glad you can admit this

BobbyMcR: don't pay attention to sandra bullock, if possible

Styrofoam: yeah

Styrofoam: she isn't required to act much, which is a good thing

Styrofoam: kinda like keanu in the matrix

Styrofoam: I like the fact that the guy from Dumb and Dumber gets killed

Styrofoam: that doesn't happen enough in movies

BobbyMcR: heh

BobbyMcR: jeff daniels?

Styrofoam: yeah

Styrofoam: I knew it was jeff something

Styrofoam: just couldn't come up with it

Styrofoam: actually, there's nothing wrong with ol' jeff

Styrofoam: he was in arachnophobia, which gets the thumbs-up

Styrofoam: as well as Disaster in Time, which is little known but also cool

Styrofoam: ...turkey

BobbyMcR: are you saying jeff daniels should be killed more often?

BobbyMcR: or that good guys in general should die more often?

Styrofoam: well, just that jeff daniels died for once

Styrofoam: he usually lives through movies

Styrofoam: I wonder if he's ever been killed in any other movie

Styrofoam: I wonder if keanu ever died in a movie

Styrofoam: does he die in The Watcher?

BobbyMcR: maybe in that snuff film he was in

Styrofoam: it's a likely candidate

ManicPop: he died in "the candidate"?

Styrofoam: yeah

Styrofoam: he was 8

BobbyMcR: maybe he was 7


BobbyMcR: i feel all classical and shit, playing newer_song.mid bass part

Styrofoam: merry christmas, you filthy animal

Styrofoam: and a happy new year

* Styrofoam shoots you

Styrofoam: haw

Styrofoam: you know what you can do with your classical shit...

Styrofoam: you can stick it with your OTHER shit!

Styrofoam: (in your hallway closet!!!!)

BobbyMcR: under my bed/

* Styrofoam takes gold ribbon in the joke race

Styrofoam: er

Styrofoam: -ribbon

ManicPop: you just disqualified yourself

Styrofoam: shit

* Styrofoam kills all in attendance

ManicPop: you just won by default

BobbyMcR: alright!

BobbyMcR: i was cheering for you!

Styrofoam: despite disqualification

BobbyMcR: [i'm dead now]

Styrofoam: it's like being in line for president

Styrofoam: or... hmm

Styrofoam: in the land of the dead, the man who is just disqualified is king


ManicPop: Has dating Pamela Anderson tamed Kid Rock? The outlandish rap-rocker recently admitted that he's stopped wearing his trademark fur coats in deference to his new sweetheart, a spokeswoman for PETA, or People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. Instead, he's been sporting faux fur. "I try not to wear real fur anymore. It's not like I'm changing my way of life, it's like, out of respect I don't do that. I still eat meat and all that though," he said.

BobbyMcR: whew

BobbyMcR: that's a relief

BobbyMcR: still eating meat

ManicPop: i was afraid he might turn into one of those PUSSY vegetarians

Styrofoam: shit

ManicPop: don't let that bitch hold you down, kid!

Styrofoam: yeah

Styrofoam: as nice as it would be to have Kid Rock on our side of the intellectual battle

ManicPop: hehe

ManicPop: hey man

ManicPop: we have kevin nealon

ManicPop: that's all the star power necessary

Styrofoam: haha

BobbyMcR: hah

BobbyMcR: woody harrelson is good enough

Styrofoam: lawl

BobbyMcR: i'm inclined to believe that weird al is the best we've got right now!

Styrofoam: russel simmons

Styrofoam: that's a good guy

BobbyMcR: def comedy jayam?

Styrofoam: yeah

BobbyMcR: what about him?

Styrofoam: mr. hip hop producer johnson

Styrofoam: he's vegan

ManicPop: "kid rock does a fucking backflip off the stage"

BobbyMcR: haw!

ManicPop: "kid rock picks up a fucking guitar"

ManicPop: "kid rock enjoys a delicious salad with spinach, walnuts, and a light vinagrette dressing"

Styrofoam: hopefully kid rock won't stop doing fucking backflips off the stage just because Pamela Anderson doesn't do fucking backflips off the stage

Styrofoam: haw!!

* Styrofoam flips Anthony off the stage, onto his ASS

ManicPop: SHIT

* Styrofoam flips Anthony off (the stage)


Styrofoam: you know what's weird?

Styrofoam: when you see a guy, and think "hey, I find that guy attractive," and then it turns out to be a girl

Styrofoam: then you can be like "yes! I'm still heterosexual!"

BobbyMcR: hmm

BobbyMcR: hasn't happened

Styrofoam: it's probably rare

ManicPop: i would find finding a girl who looks a like a guy attractive more disturbing than anything else

ManicPop: that was a wonderfully-worded sentence

* BobbyMcR gives anthony a First Prize ribbon

Styrofoam: hmm

Styrofoam: I dunno, androgenous-looking chicks can be hot

Styrofoam: KATE MOSS, for example, asshole

BobbyMcR: gyn

Styrofoam: whatev0r

Styrofoam: OBVIOUSLY the word origins would demand gyn, as andro=man and gyn=woman... but FUCK YOU WORD ORIGINSSSSS

ManicPop: mmm

ManicPop: i think the height of my kate obsession was about two or three years ago

ManicPop: but still, mm

Styrofoam: hmm

Styrofoam: a while after the height of my claire danes... look-at-pictures-of-tion

Styrofoam: but then... that was the last stand of me being entertained by celebrities

ManicPop: oh it has nothing to do with not being entertained by celebrities

ManicPop: i just... i think i've seen every picture of her there is

Styrofoam: but more are always being taken

ManicPop: i'm always excited when something new comes along

ManicPop: yeah

* Styrofoam subtly points at his hand

BobbyMcR: celebs are who-cares-a-rrific

Styrofoam: heh

Styrofoam: yes, I couldn't agree more


Styrofoam: at the end of the Joseph Fiennes, that's where I will always be, if you need to find me, just go to the end of the Joseph Fiennes

BobbyMcR: haw

BobbyMcR: related to ralph?

Styrofoam: yeah

Styrofoam: joe = shakespeare in love, etc.

BobbyMcR: ah, right

BobbyMcR: he sure does look Fiennes

Styrofoam: yep, pretty Haught

BobbyMcR: i was commenting on the resemblance

Styrofoam: I was commenting on his resemblance to Matt Haught

Styrofoam: i don't know what you're talking about

BobbyMcR: right...

Styrofoam: don't tell me that wasn't your joke....

Styrofoam: I don't believe it


Styrofoam: all the old MP3-hosting webpages that I had linked on this computer are gone!

Styrofoam: what a surprise!

BobbyMcR: yeah

BobbyMcR: mp3 hosting webpages are sure 'bustling,' what with all the file sharing services

Styrofoam: punk mp3 o' the week!

Styrofoam: what happened to you?!?!

BobbyMcR: louie anderson is fat

Styrofoam: that explains it

Styrofoam: sam kinneson was fat when he was alive

Styrofoam: now, probably not

BobbyMcR: i watched family feud today

BobbyMcR: i wonder why they let that guy on camera

Styrofoam: I'm sorry

BobbyMcR: he looks like humpty dumpty

Styrofoam: haha

Styrofoam: heh... lol

BobbyMcR: he couldn't even do radio...his voice is awful

BobbyMcR: what i'm saying is...we should execute this man

Styrofoam: maybe he'll hang himself

BobbyMcR: if you're not fit for any part of the media...

Styrofoam: just to keep the tradition

Styrofoam: but then, his head would pop off... so he won't

Styrofoam: I bet that's why they hired him

BobbyMcR: haw!


palkile: i should go to bed

palkile: i'm not sure why

palkile: but i should

BobbyMcR: okay...

BobbyMcR: do what your heart tells you

Styrofoam: what a bedhead

BobbyMcR: even if that means killing others

Styrofoam: as long as they aren't significant others

Styrofoam: they won't make a difference at the end of the calculations

BobbyMcR: but compared to the universe, we're all insignificant

palkile: night

*** Quits: palkile (Quit:)

Styrofoam: the universe could kick our asses

Styrofoam: the universe has more talent than we'll ever have

BobbyMcR: heh

BobbyMcR: don't want to be...the...universe...

BobbyMcR: don't want to drive around in a hearse

Styrofoam: don't wanna live in it... don't wanna give a shit

Styrofoam: don't want to be... the universe

BobbyMcR: to conserve humor, i vote we stop here

Styrofoam: hmm

Styrofoam: I've always voted liberal

Styrofoam: the universe

Styrofoam: the universe

Styrofoam: the universe

Styrofoam: the universe

BobbyMcR: i never studied law

Styrofoam: click, click, zipowwwww

Styrofoam: alright, asshole

Styrofoam: you've driven me to this...

*** Quits: Styrofoam (Quit: later, I'm not the guy from cameo)


*** Quits: BobbyMcR (Quit: xx987x [bass note: E] <-- scary!)


ManicPop: did you check my new LJ interests?

BobbyMcR: no

BobbyMcR: crossfire, crossfyah!, crosssfyah!!

ManicPop: too bad it won't let you do caps

BobbyMcR: heh

BobbyMcR: yeah, then you could have even more contrast

BobbyMcR: but it works as is

BobbyMcR: just make sure you don't ever have any interests starting with crossf[j-x]

BobbyMcR: or else you 'break it'

ManicPop: right

ManicPop: crossfucking, for example

BobbyMcR: heh

BobbyMcR: that would work

ManicPop: luckily i'm not interested in that at all

BobbyMcR: whew

BobbyMcR: crossfucking... you'll get caught up in the...

* ManicPop is away, you'll get caught up in the [work until 11:30pm PST] [log:OFF] [page:ON]

BobbyMcR: i sure will

BobbyMcR: hey! where are you taking me???

BobbyMcR: nooo...

* BobbyMcR is dragged away


ManicPop: heigh

ManicPop: any "s" goin' down tonight?

BobbyMcR: haw

BobbyMcR: 's'?

ManicPop: or "shit" if you will

BobbyMcR: GASP!!

ManicPop: heee

BobbyMcR: there should be s


palkile: my plans tonight are to a) shower. b) eat these mushrooms i bought, chris jenkins style

BobbyMcR: my plans include a from above, and c) doing something with you guys

BobbyMcR: it is unclear why i had to use c, since it was my list

ManicPop: my plans include c from brian's list, except including brian and not including me

BobbyMcR: my plans include [NO IDENTIFIER] from anthony's list, excluding anthony and including me

BobbyMcR: so there!

palkile: . . . c) take a nap

ManicPop: so you don't want to do something with me?

BobbyMcR: i like myself

palkile: so what did you guys do today?

ManicPop: and you want to mention yourself when making a list of people to hang out with?

ManicPop: i slept

BobbyMcR: i always do

BobbyMcR: i'm a me-first type of guy


BobbyMcR: this might be helpful

BobbyMcR: http://www.mkdata.dk/click/hardware/module2e2.htm

ManicPop: "With the advent of the 486 processor, demand increased for more RAM."

ManicPop: great sentence there

BobbyMcR: yes

BobbyMcR: don't make fun of them...they're danish

ManicPop: shit

ManicPop: they'll fuck me up


BobbyMcR: i thought i was hungry, and then i ate something...but now i feel too full

BobbyMcR: what is happening to me?!?!?!

* BobbyMcR raises hands toward the sky

ManicPop: that's never happened to anyone else before ever

BobbyMcR: i know

BobbyMcR: it's called brian rogers syndrome


*** Joins: NikkiKixx (badgadjit@12-229-78-1.client.attbi.com)

NikkiKixx: anthony: this is for you dear. http://www.bestbuy.com/videogames/promo.asp?m=937&cat=&p=1924&pt=pr have good day :)

*** Parts: NikkiKixx (badgadjit@12-229-78-1.client.attbi.com)

* ManicPop has returned. #[#gone#:#4h44m32s#]#

ManicPop: haw

ManicPop: that's not "misleading" at all

(the next day, after many livejournal posts and comments...)

*** Joins: NikkiKixx (badgadjit@12-229-78-1.client.attbi.com)

NikkiKixx: i swear to god, NO MORE TALKING ABOUT VIDEO GAME SYSTEMS.

NikkiKixx: if i see another post about technical specs on gamecube or xbox or ps2 or the virtual boy or something. im gonna start hating video games. i dont care about your gamecube, you need to understand im about half serious most of the time if that. i wrote that post in my livejournal before the new years party as a, what? JOKE. i dont care about gamecubes power, let alone xbox's power. it doesnt matter. and it should matter this much too yo

NikkiKixx: so therefore: no more talking about video games.

NikkiKixx: please.

*** Quits: NikkiKixx (Quit: and all that i see is the years, somewhere out in space, and its time for deliverance!)

* ManicPop is away, #playing my GAMECUBE which is SUPERIOR to the XBOX# #[#log#:#OFF#]# #[#page#:#ON#]#

therearenounusednicknames: good lord!

therearenounusednicknames: nick has gone psychotic

therearenounusednicknames: (he's obviously a sore loser)

* ManicPop has returned. #[#gone#:#45m3s#]#

ManicPop: it's not that he's a sore loser

ManicPop: if he knew about the xbox, he could easily hold his own

ManicPop: the fact is... he knows that "like, microsoft says this is the best, so it is" and i actually know some technical background of both systems

ManicPop: so i can argue my point

* ManicPop is away, #bros# #[#log#:#OFF#]# #[#page#:#ON#]#


therearenounusednicknames: hehe..when i first saw the add for the billy joel/elton john concert, i was like "what the?!?! face to face is opening for these guys??"

Styrofoam: hahaha

Styrofoam: I probably would have too, had I seen that flyer

Styrofoam: it took me a second to get it

therearenounusednicknames: because it says "ELTON JOHN -- BILLY JOEL -- FACE TO FACE"..for those in nonunderstandment

BobbyMcR: oh

ManicPop: ah

BobbyMcR: i se

ManicPop: excellent

ManicPop: even more surprising than face to face opening... actually, elton john and billy joel actually stood face to face the entire show

ManicPop: making it difficult for the crowd to see them

therearenounusednicknames: they played different songs simultaneously too

BobbyMcR: wow

BobbyMcR: what a show!


*** Quits: SmashySmashy (Quit: you really can't stop the boot)

ManicPop: since shane just quit, it will make the "#YSIB" window red on brian's screen

ManicPop: but he probably won't check it

ManicPop: because he doesn't expect anyone to talk in here

ManicPop: so i can talk shit about him

ManicPop: whatta dumbass

*** Joins: Ermack (ermac@c1113060-a.fedwy1.wa.home.com)

*** Quits: Ermack (Quit: she appears composed, so she is, i suppose...who can really tell?)

*** Joins: SmashySmashy (shane@c1113060-a.fedwy1.wa.home.com)

BobbyMcR: HAWWWWWWWWWWW

BobbyMcR: OH MY FUCKING GOD

ManicPop: that's right, man... and you didn't even notice!

BobbyMcR: do you realize what this means?

ManicPop: your gay

ManicPop: ?

SmashySmashy: buh

ManicPop: *** Quits: SmashySmashy (Quit: you really can't stop the boot)

ManicPop: <ManicPop> since shane just quit, it will make the "#YSIB" window red on brian's screen

ManicPop: <ManicPop> but he probably won't check it

ManicPop: <ManicPop> because he doesn't expect anyone to talk in here

ManicPop: <ManicPop> so i can talk shit about him

ManicPop: <ManicPop> whatta dumbass

SmashySmashy: haha

ManicPop: yeah, man... i told that guy what's up!


BobbyMcR: AZ has stricter-er laws, eh?

Styrofoam: yeah

Styrofoam: even 17.999 + 18.001 = sexual misdemeanor

ManicPop: wow

BobbyMcR: heh

ManicPop: that would be difficult to coordinate

ManicPop: but worth it!

Styrofoam: heh


BobbyMcR: i soak the tofu in shoyu overnight

DelMonte: did someone shoyu how to do that?!?!?!?!?!

* BobbyMcR shows DelMonte how to kill himself


*** Joins: KF (ysibfan@AC94F17D.ipt.aol.com)

KF: WHO IS YOUR MASTER?

KF: KILLER FIST IS, BITCH

*** Quits: KF (Client Quit)


*** Joins: KF1 (ysibfan@AC9A5A34.ipt.aol.com)

BobbyMcR: alex?

KF1: FIST WILL KICK YO ASS

BobbyMcR: oh, this guy

BobbyMcR: hey, shane, wake up!

BobbyMcR: so does this "FIST" even exist?

Ermack: KILLER FIST!

KF1: BIOTCH

KF1: BETTA WATCH OUT

BobbyMcR: i mean, should i be scared and start hiding out in that bombshelter i purchased immediately after reading the guestbook?

Ermack: shit..he's gonna fuck us up

BobbyMcR: let me make sure i have some canned food here

KF1: YOU CAN'T STEP WITH THE FIST HITS MICROPHONE

BobbyMcR: well, i suppose he's got a point there

Ermack: at least my email isn't mynutzin@yourmouth.com

BobbyMcR: no, that was the WEBSITE

BobbyMcR: see, shane? websites have @s in them, now

Ermack: oh, shit

Ermack: you know why? because KILLER FIST ordered it so

BobbyMcR: DUMBASS! SHANE SHALL DIE WITH FIST IN YOUR MOTHER FUCKING SKULL

Ermack: HOLY SHIT

Ermack: I CANT STEP TO THIS SHIT BECAUSE IT IS THE KILLER FIST MOTHERFUCKER

Famous: hey

Famous: is the KILLER FIST in the house?

Famous: i was just wondering...

BobbyMcR: THATS MOTHERFUCKING RIGHT, MOTHERFUCKER!!

Famous: oh

Famous: that's good to know

BobbyMcR: DIE WITH FIST IN YOUR NUTZ, WHICH ARE IN YOUR MOUTH

Ermack: yeah..i hear they rock the focking world

KF1: YOU RAG PONIES CAN'T STEP WITH THE DoMINION KF STANDS TALL

BobbyMcR: the old dominion?

BobbyMcR: what is that, virginia?

Famous: you know, come to think of it, that's true

BobbyMcR: rag ponies??

KF1: THE BROTHERHOOD FIST

KF1: ROCK THE MIC AND FLAG THE BIOTCH

BobbyMcR: oh, TEXAS! got it

BobbyMcR: so what does the KILLER FIST flag look like?

BobbyMcR: somebody's nuts and big cartoonish hand?

Ermack: haha

Famous: one of you needs to draw that out and send it to this guy

BobbyMcR: heh

Famous: j.m.l. could probably do it better though

BobbyMcR: let's get him on the job!

BobbyMcR: he's not busy

BobbyMcR: so...the KILLER FIST doesn't like to talk much, eh?

Ermack: i think KILLER FIST is a SLOW TYPER

BobbyMcR: heh

Famous: yeah, it's hard to type when you have your hands permenently clinched into a fist

Ermack: yeah..holding someone's nuts, no less

BobbyMcR: heh

KF1: WHEN THE KF HITS YOUR TOWN BOW DOWN CUZ YOULL GET THROWN OFF STAGE

KF1: BOW TO THE DOMINION

BobbyMcR: why would i be on stage at a KILLER FIST show??

KF1: PEACE

*** Quits: KF1 (Leaving)

Ermack: ahh..you'll never know

Ermack: you almost had him cornered


*** Joins: KF (ysibfan@AC8B3997.ipt.aol.com)

KF: FIST!

KF: CATCH THE FIST AT THE EMPORIUM THIS THURSDAY!

KF: BIATCH!

*** Quits: KF (Leaving)

* Famous is away, bed [log:OFF] [page:ON]

*** Joins: YSIBFan (ysibfan@AC834E09.ipt.aol.com)

YSIBFan: FISTBIATCH!

YSIBFan: WE GON KICK YOUR ASSES!

YSIBFan: FIST 4 EVA!

YSIBFan: FUCKING SEE US AT THE EMPORIUM!

*** Quits: YSIBFan (Leaving)


BobbyMcR: my computer's slowly killing itself though

BobbyMcR: it may be time to restart

BobbyMcR: plus, i have an ide controller and new hard drive to install

BobbyMcR: and this CD audio splitter

BobbyMcR: so you can hook two CD devices to your sound card

Ermac: ooh..good idea

BobbyMcR: jesus bought it at some store near his condo[m]

BobbyMcR: so i PAYED him back for it

BobbyMcR: it's like $10

Ermac: you should have payed him forward for it

BobbyMcR: i did

BobbyMcR: i bought 3 people cd audio splitters

Ermac: <random guy> wow!! thanks!! how can i ever repay you??

BobbyMcR: just buy 3 people audio splitters

Ermac: :') what a beautiful world


*** Joins: geektypique (itsoverr@203.168.21.131)

geektypique: hey i just like to say that i really liked your song "plain sucker"

BobbyMcR: wow. that would be quite a compliment if that song existed

geektypique: im just that one person

geektypique: wasnt it called plain sucker? it sounded more like it

BobbyMcR: huh?

BobbyMcR: ohhh

BobbyMcR: playin' soccer

BobbyMcR: right, heh

BobbyMcR: yeah, that's a good one

BobbyMcR: took all of 2 minutes to write and record


ShaneThomas: 3465

ShaneThomas: 1882

ShaneThomas: 737

BobbyMcR: wow

ShaneThomas: 153!

BobbyMcR: whoaaaa

ShaneThomas: ahhh!

ShaneThomas: now, i'm at 8, as a true inbox should be

BobbyMcR: my inbox is 'true'

BobbyMcR: and it has 52

ShaneThomas: hmm

ShaneThomas: maybe i'm being too close-minded

BobbyMcR: yeah

BobbyMcR: you only have 1 type of inbox

BobbyMcR: you only have 1 type of e-mail message...

ShaneThomas: yeah, but it's the type that i grew up with!


BobbyMcR: come crash on my shore...

BobbyMcR: midi style!!

ManicPop: i will

BobbyMcR: thank you for your cooperation


ManicPop: time to play pikmin

BobbyMcR: heh

BobbyMcR: he spelled pokemon wrong

ManicPop: you spelled pokémon wrong

BobbyMcR: you spelled pokémön wrong

ManicPop: let's agree to disagree

ManicPop: whatever that might mean in this case

BobbyMcR: alright

BobbyMcR: it means the parties exchange insults and go on their way

ManicPop: screw you, asshole

BobbyMcR: you son of a bitch


BobbyMcR: damn

BobbyMcR: i'd have so many more albums if napster were around

NikkiKixx: cant you use audiogalaxy? i mean its not as good, but it works ok for most indie stuff.

BobbyMcR: yeah

BobbyMcR: i use it

BobbyMcR: but napster was so easy... :`( i miss the glory days

NikkiKixx: and fast!

BobbyMcR: and packed with peanuts

BobbyMcR: napster really satisfies

NikkiKixx: hehe

NikkiKixx: theres a hunger inside youuuu

BobbyMcR: not goin' anywhere for a while?

NikkiKixx: hehe

NikkiKixx: oh brian, youre a silly goose

BobbyMcR: correct


BobbyMcR: so

BobbyMcR: stuff, eh

NikkiKixx: stuff indeed

ManicPop: stuff.

BobbyMcR: so we're in agreement

ManicPop: stuff all around the board

NikkiKixx: can someone pass the stuff sauce?

BobbyMcR: stuff sauce... it's how stuff is done


BobbyMcR: page90.htm - page97.htm broken

BobbyMcR: http://computela.com/shane/newpics/page99.htm broken

BobbyMcR: 100, 101, 102 broken

therearenounusednicknames: yeah, a lot of the later stuff is broken because fawking ftpx is an asshole

therearenounusednicknames: and then ws_ftp joined in

BobbyMcR: wow

therearenounusednicknames: <ws_ftp> hey, i just got here, what are we doin? <ftpx> we're being assholes!!! <ws_ftp> oh..yay!!

BobbyMcR: they're hip to the cause


ManicPop: wow, conan really doesn't do skits like this

therearenounusednicknames: caught me by surprise

ManicPop: usually it's "i'm just doing my show... what's goin' on?"

therearenounusednicknames: it amuses me how he's always the "wacky guy" until he has someone else on, then he's always the straight guy

therearenounusednicknames: except the songs he used to do

ManicPop: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

BobbyMcR: THERE IS MORE THAN ONE (1) JOKE HERE

therearenounusednicknames: sad

ManicPop: okay, this had better have a clever ending

therearenounusednicknames: alas

ManicPop: nope

BobbyMcR: zee

therearenounusednicknames: "can't win 'em all"

therearenounusednicknames: "especially not that skit"

BobbyMcR: the day one skit wins 'em all is the day i retire as coloner

BobbyMcR: colonel

* BobbyMcR retires due to that typo

* therearenounusednicknames seconds that retirement

* BobbyMcR says, "Hey, why do you need to second a retirement?"

therearenounusednicknames: uh..you obviously can't retire without some sort of backing


BobbyMcR: i think it would be cool to be on a host that allowed CGI

BobbyMcR: now that i know the basics of how to use that bowlshit

therearenounusednicknames: yea..most do nowadays

BobbyMcR: freeservers allows bullhellish cgi

BobbyMcR: dupid stuff that is pre-approved

BobbyMcR: i guess there are 'security issues'

therearenounusednicknames: there's the widely circulated "root access to the server that hosts you" cgi script

BobbyMcR: oh, yes

BobbyMcR: i forgot about that

BobbyMcR: in perl, i believe you use the get_root_access() function from cgi-lib.pm

BobbyMcR: it's just that easy!

therearenounusednicknames: oh no!! you've just threatened the security of THE INTERNET!!!

BobbyMcR: here's a sample script:

BobbyMcR: #!/usr/bin/perl

BobbyMcR: use CGI qw/:standard/;

BobbyMcR: get_root_access();

BobbyMcR: format_hard_drive();

BobbyMcR: delete(theInternet);

therearenounusednicknames: "Free CGI access! Please, do not install the "Get Root Access from the Server that Hosts You" script!"

BobbyMcR: haw

therearenounusednicknames: who knew they'd let cgi get so powerful

BobbyMcR: oh, and never mind that "format_hard_drive()" would also end up erasing the script currently running

BobbyMcR: um... yeah...

therearenounusednicknames: self-destructing!

therearenounusednicknames: it would somehow finish before doing that

BobbyMcR: even if this did work (WHICH IT W00D)...

BobbyMcR: yeah

BobbyMcR: and the internet would be deleted just like that

BobbyMcR: i don't blame them for disabling cgi!!


ManicPop: disney's snow dogs

ManicPop: i can't wait

ManicPop: cuba gooding, jr... he's "on fire"

BobbyMcR: remind me to record

BobbyMcR: i'll probably be working on the site

therearenounusednicknames: WHO LET THA DOGS OUT

therearenounusednicknames: i'm glad hollywood thinks we're still interested in matrix parodies and the baha men

therearenounusednicknames: and, talking animals

ManicPop: "hm... let's see... song licenses for movies... *looks through "bin" of songs*... hey... "who let the dogs out"! clearance sale!"

therearenounusednicknames: i wonder what good ol' tom hanks would say about orange county

ManicPop: "my son... film." -- tom hanks


ManicPop: "If you miss, the dog laughs at you, which makes even the most mild-mannered people attempt to fire off their remaining shots at that damn dog."

BobbyMcR: haw?

ManicPop: from the zapper faq linked on that post of heather's

ManicPop: referring to duck hunt

ManicPop: i did that too!

ManicPop: everyone must have!

BobbyMcR: duck CUNT

ManicPop: SHIT!

therearenounusednicknames: FUCK!

BobbyMcR: i've caused quite a commotion

therearenounusednicknames: *breaks a chair*

BobbyMcR: FUCK


therearenounusednicknames: in the end..

ManicPop: it doesn't even matter?

therearenounusednicknames: :'(

ManicPop: lynn kinpark adds, "wah"

ManicPop: lynn kinpark adds, "i have a girl's name... i'm a fag"

therearenounusednicknames: stupid gay men

BobbyMcR: haw

BobbyMcR: lynn k. park

ManicPop: that doesn't sound like linkin park

BobbyMcR: the k stands for kin

BobbyMcR: or ken

BobbyMcR: lynn ken park

ManicPop: his middle name is kenneth

ManicPop: but he goes by "ken" for short

ManicPop: since it's "short" to say your middle name

therearenounusednicknames: haha

ManicPop: "lynn kenneth park? sounds so formal... lynn ken park. much better"

ManicPop: *proceeds to rap, then stand around for a while*


* ManicPop is away, #working/killing the makers of #american pie 2# until 4am PST# #[#log#:#OFF#]# #[#page#:#ON#]#

BobbyMcR: haw!

BobbyMcR: does it take that long to kill?

ManicPop: damn that movie, the four (4) different versions of the dvd (unrated full frame, unrated widescreen, rated ff, rated ws), and the shitty-ass displayer that DOES NOT fit together properly

ManicPop: it doesn't take that long to kill but i have other work to do

BobbyMcR: heh

BobbyMcR: what's the "diff" between the anti-rated and the un-anti-rated versions?

therearenounusednicknames: the unrated is OMG STUFF THEY WOULD NEVAR SHOW IN THEATERS!!!!!

therearenounusednicknames: the RATED R version is OMG THATS SO FUNNY HES MASTURBATING WITH GLUE!

therearenounusednicknames: the unrated probably has a 15 minute "explicit masturbation" scene

BobbyMcR: haw

BobbyMcR: i hope so!


therearenounusednicknames: haw

therearenounusednicknames: SOLD OUT!!! Tues, January 29th - The Paramount Theatre All Ages - STG Presents, Infinite Productions and 107.7 The End welcome SUM 41, Unwritten Law and GOB.

therearenounusednicknames: how the hell does that sell out?

ManicPop: two words, and one letter: kidz r dum

therearenounusednicknames: i pray that one letter is backward


ManicPop: rye bread is the greatest thing since sliced bread

ManicPop: wait... this is sliced

BobbyMcR: it's funny how that works out

ManicPop: it's the greatest thing ever!


*** ManicPop is now known as Guest62758

Guest62758: grrr

Guest62758: "services are down."

Guest62758: okay, i'll go take a shower...

Guest62758: "services are up! *switches nickname*"

Guest62758: FUCK YOOOU


BobbyMcR: who is this on konan?

BobbyMcR: is that les claypool?

BobbyMcR: oysterhead

BobbyMcR: yeah, i believe les claypool is involved with that

ShaneThomas: i'm pretty sure he is

BobbyMcR: and that looks like stewart copeland

BobbyMcR: it's an all-star cast!

ManicPop: yeah

ManicPop: it's les

ManicPop: henry!

BobbyMcR: boot

ManicPop: clay henry!

BobbyMcR: this is what you were talking about

ManicPop: man, i'm glad he's down to a smaller size

ManicPop: i was worried about him

BobbyMcR: "so, uh, henry, are you really made of clay?"

ManicPop: <henry> "no, you fucking asshole... now i'm going to kick your fucking ass!"

ManicPop: <henry> "i see what magic johnson was talking about..."

BobbyMcR: yeah

BobbyMcR: that magic johnson thing is well-known in "the industry"

ManicPop: [magic johnson shows up and he and henry play basketball for the remainder of the 30-sec. spot]

ShaneThomas: i see PSAs all the time with magic johnson

ManicPop: "now that henry is down to a smaller size, and is more in shape, he can play against magic johnson!"

ManicPop: "but still lose... horribly!"

ManicPop: [henry gets beat and cries]

ManicPop: SUBWAY.

BobbyMcR: haw

ShaneThomas: "hey, this is magic johnson, former NBA great. I'm here to warn future parents; please don't name your children a name that is also a noun. Thank you."

BobbyMcR: "But Magic...all names are nouns!"

ShaneThomas: "oh shit!"

ShaneThomas: "...the more you know..."

ManicPop: since i'm sure "magic" was his birth name

ManicPop: it has nothing to do with his skillz

ManicPop: "Earvin" Magic Johnson

ShaneThomas: his birth name was Ma J. Johnson

ManicPop: how did he get his nickname, "earvin"?

BobbyMcR: haw

BobbyMcR: lowell

BobbyMcR: it's a long story, and frankly, i don't want to get into it...

BobbyMcR: that other guy was trey anastasio

ManicPop: yep

BobbyMcR: so this is an "all star cast" indeed

BobbyMcR: they should rename their band "good musicians jones"

ManicPop: yeah

BobbyMcR: since bands must have a first, middle and last name

ManicPop: and a nickname

ManicPop: like earvin

BobbyMcR: "earvin" good musicians jones

BobbyMcR: so it's decided

ShaneThomas: hurrah!


ShaneThomas: http://www.niehs.nih.gov/kids/lyrics/fiftynifty.htm

BobbyMcR: haw

ManicPop: by ray charles?!?!

BobbyMcR: you didn't know that?

BobbyMcR: it was in the music book, too

BobbyMcR: when we first learned it

ManicPop: wow

ManicPop: is there a version of ray charles performing f.n.u. states?

ManicPop: i'd love to hear him really get into it

ManicPop: "fifty nifty united states..."

ManicPop: "oh, fifty...

ManicPop: "those fifty states..."

ManicPop: "ohhh.. yeeah... fifty states... nifty states..."

BobbyMcR: fnu haw

BobbyMcR: damn it

BobbyMcR: i think i have to restart

BobbyMcR: boooooo

BobbyMcR: t

*** Quits: BobbyMcR (Quit: restraighting)

ManicPop: he didn't answer my question

ShaneThomas: i suppose you'll never know

ShaneThomas: since he was the only one with that information

ShaneThomas: and, of course, restarting means "never coming back"

ManicPop: and not only is he the only one with that information, he does have that information

ManicPop: and like you said, will never be returning

*** Joins: BobbyMcR (yah@D-128-208-46-70.dhcp2.washington.edu)

ManicPop: what the

ManicPop: i guess we were both wrong

BobbyMcR: haw?


B1azeofG1ory: hey Anthony...thanks for that cd gift card...I purchased my first cd in a few months

B1azeofG1ory: and it was Gorillaz...a totally rad cd

ManicPop: rock

B1azeofG1ory: I think Brooke and I are gonna go see them at the Paramount

B1azeofG1ory: if Del does end up on tour with them

BobbyMcR: who's opening? the who cares band?

B1azeofG1ory: yep

B1azeofG1ory: I love them

BobbyMcR: yeah, it's worth it to just see them, man

B1azeofG1ory: theyre almost as good as the I dont give a fuck about these guys

B1azeofG1ory: very reminiscent of them, really

BobbyMcR: are they related to the good guys?

B1azeofG1ory: I don't know...Ill have to look into that one


BobbyMcR: so are you going to hull foods?

ManicPop: going to hull foods?

ManicPop: how so?

BobbyMcR: i don't know

BobbyMcR: for fun

BobbyMcR: this whole world is going to hull foods

BobbyMcR: in a hand basket

ManicPop: heh

ManicPop: i guess i'm on my way, then

BobbyMcR: the hand basket is where you keep your groceries

ManicPop: that's "convient"

BobbyMcR: sures


BobbyMcR: wow

BobbyMcR: sent: 17,250.91 MB / recv: 5,442.14 MB

BobbyMcR: my audiogalaxy history

ManicPop: you're one file-sharing asshole

BobbyMcR: yagh

ManicPop: i wonder how much information i've sent and received in my whole life

ManicPop: they should (somehow) have a counter for that

BobbyMcR: just have a guy with a clipboard who follows you around

ManicPop: not just file-sharing programs, but any internet activity

ManicPop: from any program, on any isp or computer, ever

ManicPop: it would be interesting

ManicPop: then there would be a world record holder, or something

BobbyMcR: i'm sure many would care

BobbyMcR: and that would set a new world record:

ManicPop: and people would try to break the world record, and download and upload frivilous stuff all day

BobbyMcR: biggest number of people to care about one thing

ManicPop: which would then be the downfall of the internet

ManicPop: so then, no one would use it anymore, so there would be no record... no recent one, anyway

ManicPop: so the internet would be okay again

ManicPop: but then...

* ManicPop falls asleep mid-sentence

* BobbyMcR was asleep long ago

BobbyMcR: hey!

ManicPop: we're thinking along the same lines

* ShaneThomas is away, #dead..by dead i mean asleep..(due to conversation[s])# #[#log#:#ON#]# #[#page#:#ON#]# #[#email#:#shane@kgrg.com#]# #[#ICQ#:#1279925#]#

BobbyMcR: haw

BobbyMcR: he really showed you

ShaneThomas: since i "was" in the conversation in the first place

BobbyMcR: I KNOW DUMB ASS

ShaneThomas: FAWIGWSHIT!!


ManicPop: time for cone-an

ManicPop: let's see if he mentions getting married

BobbyMcR: haw

BobbyMcR: i shall watch as well

ManicPop: "so, i got married..."

ManicPop: *audience silent*

ManicPop: "even though i'm a nerd!"

ManicPop: *cheering, laughing*

BobbyMcR: haw


DifferentAngel: b.b. and b.k. let you have it your way

BobbyMcR: thanks

BobbyMcR: that's nice of them

ManicPop: actually, as brian and i discussed earlier... burger king forces you to be original

BobbyMcR: right

BobbyMcR: each order must be different, unique to the customer

BobbyMcR: you can imagine the lines at the drive thru

ManicPop: "sorry... that guy back there already did that way... c'mon... be original! YOUR way! it's all we ask..."

BobbyMcR: heh

BobbyMcR: ah, ,d


BobbyMcR: i believe george w. bush said it best when he stated, "Families is where we find hope, where wings take dream."

ManicPop: yeah

BobbyMcR: god bless him

ManicPop: it takes a strong man to get us through such difficult times

BobbyMcR: yeah

BobbyMcR: he sure is doing a lot

ManicPop: not just any guy who has 294304903 people working for him

BobbyMcR: right

BobbyMcR: [shot of bush sitting at a desk, feverishly shuffling through papers, writing down a bunch of things, fiercely pumping out numbers on a pocket calculator]

BobbyMcR: for some reason, that's what i imagine when i think of a president 'working hard'

ManicPop: [shot zooms in to reveal papers with stick figure drawings, and a calculator reading '55379009']

BobbyMcR: haw

BobbyMcR: good ol' boobless


MissPellings: wow, i definitely miss the flow of irc

MissPellings: so much smoother, and easier on the eyes

MissPellings: sort of like your ass!

BobbyMcR: my ass is quite smooth

BobbyMcR: actually, it's hairy

BobbyMcR: what can ya do?

MissPellings: knew it

BobbyMcR: haw!

BobbyMcR: you would!

MissPellings: i haven't met a boy since i was like 14 that didn't have at least a mildly hairy ass

BobbyMcR: glad to hear it

MissPellings: i guess it's the way it goes

MissPellings: i've seen guys hairy enough you'd think they were wearin' pants

MissPellings: ewewew

* MissPellings doesn't have a hairy ass

BobbyMcR: heh

BobbyMcR: hawwww

BobbyMcR: that's strangely hilarious

MissPellings: what?

BobbyMcR: velvet pants?

MissPellings: heheh

MissPellings: sth like that

MissPellings: you might even look like that

MissPellings: since i'd bet your ass hair is dark

MissPellings: basing it off of the body hair of yours that i've seen

BobbyMcR: aah-ooh-gah

BobbyMcR: i'm not that hairy

MissPellings: maybe one day

MissPellings: gives you sth to look forward to

BobbyMcR: i can only hope

MissPellings: hair-pants

BobbyMcR: ak

MissPellings: have you hairy legs?

BobbyMcR: yeah

BobbyMcR: pretty hairy

MissPellings: you'll so have hair-pants

BobbyMcR: go2hull


ManicPop: anyway, #7 larry's castle... at the beginning you're on this moving row of bricks, and you have to stay on it... then you just have to go through this area, but that asshole magician guy is always around

ManicPop: then you just have to knock larry off the thing at the end

ManicPop: then you have to sing "larry's... larry's castle, oh yeah" in the same tune as the "larry's market" jingle


CowGrain: it's been so long

ShaneThomas: it has been a while

CowGrain: since I said I was sorry

BobbyMcR: haw?

ShaneThomas: YOU DONT KNOW STAIND LYRICS??!?!

ShaneThomas: WHAT ARE YOU, A TERRORIST?!?!

BobbyMcR: SHIT!!!!!!!111111111111

ShaneThomas: OMFGT!!!

* BobbyMcR 's real name is Akhbar

BobbyMcR: therefore i'm a terrorist

ShaneThomas: SHIT!!!

ShaneThomas: DONT FLY INTO MY HOUSE!#%#!%#

CowGrain: hmm...

BobbyMcR: hahhhhhhhhh

BobbyMcR: and yet booooooooo

BobbyMcR: i'm killing and "laughing" you

ShaneThomas: :(

CowGrain: I can't believe this is what I "gave" up

ShaneThomas: you know you miss it, gayfo

BobbyMcR: haw

CowGrain: I "sure" do

BobbyMcR: you mean "LFO"!!!!111

ShaneThomas: HAW!

* CowGrain calls all hubie's name

BobbyMcR: I LIKE GIRLS THA T WERAE ABERCROMBY ASFDN FICTCH!!!

ShaneThomas: ME TUO!!!!!!

* CowGrain kills the conversation becuase he is a terrorist

ShaneThomas: mofo that's not fawking funny. real people are killed by terrorists every day

BobbyMcR: yes

BobbyMcR: real people who use drugs

BobbyMcR: no wait

ShaneThomas: NO

BobbyMcR: real people who use drugs kill people and are terrorists

ShaneThomas: only clean, saintly people are killed by terrorists

BobbyMcR: correct

ShaneThomas: those that use drugs are actually terrorists themselves

CowGrain: Football players?

ShaneThomas: thus, the drug and terrorist war will now be joined together

ShaneThomas: we will call it, "project freedom, but not freedom of drugs, cuz those are bad"

BobbyMcR: + "d00d"

CowGrain: so does this mean the war on drugs will be fought with scud missles?

ShaneThomas: correct

ShaneThomas: and police will have the authority to shoot suspected drug users on site

ShaneThomas: of course, they must have "reasonable belief" that this person is under the influence of drugs


ShaneThomas: chris, you should listen to the detachment kit, i think you'd like them

ShaneThomas: but maybe not

Styrofoam: I'll have to see their ass

Styrofoam: are they anything like dismemberment plan?

ManicPop: they should be

ManicPop: they have similar names

Styrofoam: is the detachment kit designed work with limbs?

ManicPop: it should... that's the plan, anyway

ShaneThomas: a "detachment kit" is included with every dismemberment plan..and for that...

* ShaneThomas kills self

ShaneThomas: "...it was worth it..."


ManicPop: HHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

ManicPop: worst spam ever

BobbyMcR: watt?

ManicPop: http://www.ysib.com/anthony/message.html

ManicPop: i don't know, brian... should i be worried about this?

BobbyMcR: oh, yah

BobbyMcR: i sah that

ManicPop: holy shit... the police are at my door!

BobbyMcR: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

BobbyMcR: that's funny

ManicPop: they've obviously found about that porn i have... and they're here to arrest me, since it's illegal for a 20-year old to have pornography on his computer

BobbyMcR: damn

BobbyMcR: that's pretty harsh, man

BobbyMcR: but at least they give you a way out!

BobbyMcR: click it now!

ShaneThomas: haha

ManicPop: i just clicked the link

ManicPop: and... well... the police left!

ManicPop: phew!

BobbyMcR: haw

BobbyMcR: that was close

BobbyMcR: quite the lowell, ma moment


BobbyMcR: i want to record the hate ep, god and/or damn it

BobbyMcR: i should probably finish writing the songs, though

ShaneThomas: no

ShaneThomas: i refuse to stand by and let that happen

BobbyMcR: well, the mob has spoken

* BobbyMcR begins recording right this minute

BobbyMcR: too bad i don't have my guitar

BobbyMcR: or any other instruments

ShaneThomas: go without them

BobbyMcR: yes sir!

BobbyMcR: [the next day]

ShaneThomas: we can't go back on our words

BobbyMcR: *spinning newspaper*

BobbyMcR: BRIAN ROGERS RECORDS HATE EP. Does so without guitar or any other instruments.

BobbyMcR: "The world is shocked and amazed!" -- some asshole

BobbyMcR: i'm not sure why this would make the headlines, but bear with me here

ShaneThomas: of course

ManicPop: you'd have to do a "real" bobby mcrodgers album

ManicPop: i.e. in the style of your mentor, bobby mcferrin

BobbyMcR: heh

BobbyMcR: yes, i would

BobbyMcR: it would go over quite well with these 'angry' songs, too

BobbyMcR: "hey, this guy is pissed off... and strangely comical!"

ManicPop: "With the Hate EP, singer/songwriter Bobby McRodgers has created an "album" (Rolling Stone) that is "really" (Spin) "good" (U.S Weekly)."

BobbyMcR: i hope to see this someday

ManicPop: that's in your press kit


meggles: i'm feeling very conflicted, dr

meggles: i'm hungry

meggles: i'm sleepy

meggles: i'm confused

meggles: i'm facing the wrong way on my bed

meggles: i have to pee

meggles: everything is a mess!

BobbyMcR: hwa

BobbyMcR: well, don't pee on your bed

BobbyMcR: that's a must

meggles: agreed

meggles: but if i go to sleep, i wont have to pee until later

meggles: or eat

meggles: but if i don't

meggles: i'll have to go pee

meggles: and i'll probably give in to hunger

meggles: but i'll still be confused

BobbyMcR: hmm

BobbyMcR: well, i prescribe me, Dr. Chet Feelgood

meggles: i'm slightly cold too

meggles: chet?

meggles: i could use some comfort

BobbyMcR: well, fly on over

meggles: like, a blankie and someone who will cuddle with me without trying to feel me up

BobbyMcR: i'll give you some down-home southern comfort

BobbyMcR: heh

BobbyMcR: i'll make sure to un-feel you up

meggles: i think you mean, anti-feel you up

BobbyMcR: no, i'll remove all traces of up-feel

meggles: darg

meggles: the urination problem can no longer wait

meggles: brb.

BobbyMcR: hmm

BobbyMcR: well, if you got a [urination] problem, yo i'll solve it


BobbyMcR: anthony, i can't thank you enough for coining, "i need to vincent van get the fuck out of here"

ManicPop: heh

ManicPop: it just came to me

ManicPop: like a vision from god... or perhaps steve

BobbyMcR: i'm thinking steve

ManicPop: probably

BobbyMcR: <ManicPop> anyway, i have to vincent van get the fuck out of here

BobbyMcR: Wed, Nov 07 2001

ManicPop: a day that will live in 'famy'

ManicPop: as opposed to infamy

BobbyMcR: right


palkile: note: don't ever play video games with nikol. she is psycho

ManicPop: nikol has an xbox and likes it

ManicPop: that's psycho enough for me

palkile: i like her x box

BobbyMcR: can i borrow nikol's xbox? :-P~~~~~~~~~

palkile: uhh, suer. since i have that power.

BobbyMcR: i don't think you heard me correctly

BobbyMcR: WINK!!!! WINK!!!!!111111

BobbyMcR: WINK!!@!#@#@$@#$$#

SmashBrosAnnouncer: HEH HEH

SmashBrosAnnouncer: VAGINA, THAT IS!

BobbyMcR: YEAH

SmashBrosAnnouncer: MAN

BobbyMcR: HER FUCKING GENITALS!!!!11

SmashBrosAnnouncer: SHIT!!

BobbyMcR: HAH!!!!!!!111111111111111111

SmashBrosAnnouncer: I CANT BELIEVE YOU SAID THAT!!!

SmashBrosAnnouncer: #SHIT!!!

SmashBrosAnnouncer: #IM SO SHOCKED IM TYPING IN BOLD!!

*** BobbyMcR is now known as Announcer

SmashBrosAnnouncer: #AND NOT USING APOSTROPHES!!

* Announcer says, "This channel has been cancelled due to violations."

SmashBrosAnnouncer: the IRCFCC

* Announcer says, "Please leave this channel immediately and get your minds out of the gutter."

palkile: hwa

* Announcer says, "Thank you."

*** Announcer is now known as BobbyMcR

BobbyMcR: sorry, had to step out for a minute

BobbyMcR: anything happen while i was gone?

SmashBrosAnnouncer: no..we're all going to leave though..so..you stay here..

SmashBrosAnnouncer: HEH! HEH!

SmashBrosAnnouncer: oops

BobbyMcR: okay!

BobbyMcR: bye guys!

BobbyMcR: what's so funny?

* SmashBrosAnnouncer , and everyone but brian, leaves

BobbyMcR: ah.

BobbyMcR: a channel all to myself.

* BobbyMcR looks around

*** SmashBrosAnnouncer is now known as IRCFCCProsecutor

* BobbyMcR begins masturbating

* IRCFCCProsecutor burns channel down

BobbyMcR: hey!

BobbyMcR: noooo!

* IRCFCCProsecutor also burns brian's masturbated penis

BobbyMcR: directly?

BobbyMcR: in any case... OUCH!!1111111111111111

* IRCFCCProsecutor means..BobbyMcR

* BobbyMcR dies

*** IRCFCCProsecutor is now known as SmashBrosAnnouncer

SmashBrosAnnouncer: #Failure.

* BobbyMcR didn't notice the error, but he's dead anyway

SmashBrosAnnouncer: time to go back into the channel, guys...

* SmashBrosAnnouncer turns around..camera pans to channel, burnt down

BobbyMcR: heh

BobbyMcR: where's the camera?

SmashBrosAnnouncer: umm..

palkile: over "there"

SmashBrosAnnouncer: yes

SmashBrosAnnouncer: phew

BobbyMcR: that was close

* BobbyMcR goes back to bein' dead

BobbyMcR: "as they say, get busy livin' or get busy dyin'!

BobbyMcR: "

SmashBrosAnnouncer: even the dead make typos

BobbyMcR: GUFFAW!

BobbyMcR: that answers the age old question

SmashBrosAnnouncer: haa

BobbyMcR: Q- why do we pity the dead?

BobbyMcR: A- because they make typos


BobbyMcR: roy is fairly the deity

BobbyMcR: he has quite a range

BobbyMcR: with his sword

BobbyMcR: and his smashes are asses

BobbyMcR: comma they kick

SmashBrosAnnouncer: yeah, roy is more like..joy

BobbyMcR: yeah...

BobbyMcR: a joy to work with

BobbyMcR: pleasure doing business with him

BobbyMcR: pleasure to have in class

ManicPop: you received a computer print-out of your grades and progress

BobbyMcR: hah

SmashBrosAnnouncer: haha!

BobbyMcR: those were the most coveted of all comments

BobbyMcR: "please let me get "print-out"...please, please..."

ManicPop: heh

BobbyMcR: 'aw, man... "you are among the best students i have ever had"!'

BobbyMcR: 'i wanted print-out!!!!'

ManicPop: heh

SmashBrosAnnouncer: teacher: "hmm..this student was a pleasure to have in class. this student, well, i really did give him a print-out of his grades and progress!"

BobbyMcR: hark

BobbyMcR: lowell, ma

BobbyMcR: it's so true!

BobbyMcR: they're just trying to help

SmashBrosAnnouncer: hehehe

ManicPop: yeah, a teacher really thinks hard before bubbling in the number that corresponds to "you received a computer print-out of your grades and progress"

ManicPop: they don't just give that to anyone


BobbyMcR: well,

BobbyMcR: all work, no play

ManicPop: fuck that

BobbyMcR: yeah, man

BobbyMcR: i'm takin' a toffee break whether "the man" says i can or not!

* BobbyMcR is away, #taking a toffee break# #[#log#:#OFF#]# #[#page#:#OFF#]#

ManicPop: shit... he's really doin' it!

ManicPop: wait

ManicPop: he fell asleep

ManicPop: oh well

* ManicPop is away, #taking a toffee break in the same manner that brian is# #[#log#:#OFF#]# #[#page#:#ON#]#


*** Joins: palkile (palkyle@12-229-210-152.client.attbi.com)

SmashBrosAnnouncer: throwing out the first boot of the ballgame..kill yates!

BobbyMcR: and look at that arm

BobbyMcR: that kid could be in the majors

SmashBrosAnnouncer: that's right..the kid has major potential in the "big boots", as we like to call it

BobbyMcR: i don't like to call it that

SmashBrosAnnouncer: shut up

BobbyMcR: and here's the pitch

BobbyMcR: it's a strike

SmashBrosAnnouncer: excellent form

BobbyMcR: here's the pitch...

BobbyMcR: it's a hit!

BobbyMcR: yates goes for first

BobbyMcR: just barely makes it!

BobbyMcR: and for some reason, the guy that threw out the first pitch is now batting

BobbyMcR: i can't explain it

BobbyMcR: it just happened that way!

SmashBrosAnnouncer: yes, i was just about to ask you that

BobbyMcR: you're an announcer, too

SmashBrosAnnouncer: amazing!! every game is somethin' new.

BobbyMcR: you start announcing!

SmashBrosAnnouncer: i will!


ManicPop: "there were hundreds of tax changes this year, passed by an act of congress"

ManicPop: "will it take an act of god to understand them?"

ManicPop: "no... because god doesn't exist."

BobbyMcR: hah

ManicPop: "a message from h&r block."

BobbyMcR: now there's a commercial!


ShaneThomas: we got the jimmy eat world "live" cd this week at the station, it's good, except for the audience

ShaneThomas: when they "leave" before the encore, you hear "jimmy! jimmy! jimmy!" which isn't too bad

ShaneThomas: but then i keep hearing "we love you jimmy!!!"

BobbyMcR: haw

ShaneThomas: "you rock, jimmy!!"

BobbyMcR: jimmy eat world's performance: ##10

BobbyMcR: audiences's performance: ##0

BobbyMcR: oops, -s

ShaneThomas: correct..if i bought this cd for the audience noise, i'd definitely return it

BobbyMcR: you'd be surprised how many people buy live albums for the crowd!

BobbyMcR: happens all the time...

BobbyMcR: "well, yeah, the band is pretty good--but their crowd kicks ass!"

ShaneThomas: hehehe

ShaneThomas: "they performed their songs live very well, but i really thought the cd could use more crowd-noise between songs."


BobbyMcR: it's funny how both Limp and Limp Bizkit need guitar playerz

BobbyMcR: i'm starting to think they're the same band!

cabasazul: in fact, they're the same band

cabasazul: its amazing how one band can have different names,songs,sounds, and musicians

BobbyMcR: i know

BobbyMcR: but...

BobbyMcR: they obviously did it

BobbyMcR: kudos to them

cabasazul: if only ysib could be so lucky

ShaneThomas: i think they should do a split cd and cover each other's songs

ShaneThomas: sss's

cabasazul: don't you need a guitar player? quick, change the band's name to bizkit and get in on this

BobbyMcR: hah

BobbyMcR: yeah, that would be great

cabasazul: yup

BobbyMcR: a Limp/Limp Bizkit split

BobbyMcR: we'll be YSIBizkit

ManicPop: booooooooo

cabasazul: why should i? bizkit

cabasazul: why should I bizkit?

* ShaneThomas attends the funeral for this joke

BobbyMcR: hey!

* ManicPop is also in attendance

* BobbyMcR shows up a bit late, but slips in unnoticed

* ManicPop then attends the birthday party for his flourishing "going to the funeral of a bad joke" joke

ShaneThomas: hey! that was my joke!

* BobbyMcR shows up a bit late, but slips in unnoticed

* ShaneThomas does not attend the birthday party

* BobbyMcR thinks you're an asshole

* ShaneThomas SHIT!

* ManicPop thinks you don't know shit

* BobbyMcR has never met you, however

* ShaneThomas still cares for you

* ManicPop -- oh, how he would want to

* BobbyMcR feels like a hateful little prick :(

* ShaneThomas understands

* ShaneThomas attends many funerals today

* cabasazul wasn't invited

* ShaneThomas invites kyle to "Kyle Yates Funeral" -- the funeral

* BobbyMcR just remembered he was thinking of DC--"they never were a straight edge band!"

* ShaneThomas agrees. they drink, they smoke! they fuck, and they fight!

* BobbyMcR knows one thing for sure-- They're no PC fantasy!

* ShaneThomas would like you to do what you want with your life, but don't judge me

* cabasazul starts thinking about what he's going to have for dinner tomorrow

* BobbyMcR takes this into consideration

* BobbyMcR agrees... "you are right"

* ShaneThomas reminds you, "we drink, we smoke, we fuck, we fight, we fuck. we fuck. we fuck."

ManicPop: i believe it's time for the thrift to be way

* BobbyMcR thinks ManicPop is an asshole for breaking the '/me' 'flow'

cabasazul: ahhh, food. how i want thy

* ShaneThomas agrees with BobbyMcR

* BobbyMcR thinks cabasazul is an asshole for breaking the '/me' 'flow' as well

cabasazul: i didn't break it

cabasazul: it was already broked

* ShaneThomas still agrees with BobbyMcR, despite the points raised

* BobbyMcR says, "You didn't have to do it, regardless."

* ManicPop agrees... and notes there's always a way around it

* ManicPop apologizes for his actions (or non-actions, as it were) and encourages cabasazul to do the same

* BobbyMcR questions, "Whatever do you mean?"

* cabasazul is dum

* ShaneThomas agrees with all the above statements

* cabasazul is going to hell

* ShaneThomas adds that to his "agree" list

* cabasazul will see you guys soon!

* BobbyMcR bids cabasazul adieu!

* ManicPop is away, #the thrift is the ol' way# #[#log#:#OFF#]# #[#page#:#ON#]#

* BobbyMcR thinks that the thrift is more like the highway

ManicPop: hey

ManicPop: the thrift is my way, okay

BobbyMcR: your way?

BobbyMcR: or WHAT?

ManicPop: well, the only other option would be the highway

ManicPop: but

ManicPop: as i just stated

ManicPop: it's my way

ShaneThomas: thrift is a highway

ShaneThomas: i'd like to ride it all night long

ManicPop: rhythm is a dancer

BobbyMcR: haw!

BobbyMcR: that damn commercial

BobbyMcR: what is love??

BobbyMcR: baby don't hurt me

BobbyMcR: don't hurt me

BobbyMcR: no mo

ManicPop: yay

ManicPop: haddaway!

ManicPop: my favorite artist/group!

BobbyMcR: yes

BobbyMcR: featuring the haddaway dancers

BobbyMcR: it was pretty hard to gather up 50 people named haddaway that were all dancers... but they did it


ShaneThomas: I just set up my live webcam, im a little shy but i will stip just for you, come and watch meyou won't regret it!

ShaneThomas: Click here=)

ShaneThomas: I hope my pussy gets ur cock juicy and hard sexy=)

ShaneThomas: arggg

ShaneThomas: i keep getting that

BobbyMcR: well, c'mon man

BobbyMcR: be nice!

BobbyMcR: look at the poor girl's webcam

ShaneThomas: i'm sure she's a great "stipper"

BobbyMcR: "stipping" really "tuns" me on!

ShaneThomas: i bet she gives good "bowjobs"


ManicPop: WE WERE SOLDIERS

BobbyMcR: haw.

BobbyMcR: let's C that

ManicPop: we should!

ShaneThomas: that and "crossroads"

ManicPop: let's go into it wearing american-flag-print clothing, and perhaps a hat with an american flag sticking out of it

BobbyMcR: heh

BobbyMcR: lowell, FL

BobbyMcR: [as said by a canadian]

ManicPop: and we'll wear the flag-hat during the movie, of course

BobbyMcR: oh

BobbyMcR: so it's a life-size american flag?

BobbyMcR: not a stupid "miniature" one?

ManicPop: and if it pisses off the people behind us, we'll yell at them for not being patriotic

BobbyMcR: the REAL ONE!

ManicPop: "YOU WANT ME TO TAKE MY FLAG OFF??!?!" "I can't see the screen." "YOU WANT ME TO TAKE #MY# FLAG OFF?!?!?!?!"

BobbyMcR: i think the usher would just be forced to remove the offending flag-remover!


ManicPop: time to leave some ebay feeddback

BobbyMcR: feedbag, eh

ManicPop: i'm always tempted to try to "be funny" on these

ManicPop: but i never am

BobbyMcR: heh

BobbyMcR: yeah, too risky...

ManicPop: one day i want to leave positive feedback, but have it be like "this guy seems like an asshole, but the product was in good condition..."

ManicPop: "QUICK SHIPMENT, GREAT CONDITION, CAN'T SPELL! MODERATELY RECOMMENDED! B+++++++++!"