Do you remember January-November 2001?
BobbyMcR: my time here is limited...
BobbyMcR: must download all files in the entire world
Ermac: /download internet
Ermac: /download *.* *.*.*.*
Ermac: *.* being every file, *.*.*.* being every ip address
BobbyMcR: wow
BobbyMcR: it's that easy, folks
Ermac: it sure is!
BobbyMcR: WARNING: You are about to download top secret files from a government domain. Continue? (Y/N)
Ermac: at least they give you the option to turn back
BobbyMcR: yeah, whew, good thing
BobbyMcR: Pressing Y will lead to us tracking you down and arresting you.
BobbyMcR: Pressing N will still lead to us tracking you down and arresting you since you accessed this domain illegally.
BobbyMcR: ah, manual sex
BobbyMcR: no power tools
BobbyMcR: or maybe...no automatic changing of gears
BobbyMcR: either way...what a ride!!
BobbyMcR: "hey, could you put it into 4th for me!" "no! we just started going!" "oops!!"
BobbyMcR: "you killed it! i told you to lay off the clutch!"
BobbyMcR: [rimshots abound]
Famous: heh
DelMonte: you shouldn't use eggdrop anymore... otherwise you aren't a REAL vegan
Famous: hehe
{Gabe}: heh
Famous: yes, when i think of the animals that were enslaved to bring this bot program to my "table"... i start to cry
DelMonte: poor robochickens
BobbyMcR: maybe i shouldn't blame CoC for car troubles
BobbyMcR: it's just not fair to them
Famous: it should be pointed out that CoC sucks
BobbyMcR: oh! now i remember
Famous: therefore, blame whatever you want on them
BobbyMcR: i vote that we adress anthony by 'tony' from now on
BobbyMcR: who is with me?
BobbyMcR: address, that is
Ermac: alllright
BobbyMcR: good
BobbyMcR: 2 against 1
BobbyMcR: so, TONY, how is it going?
Ermac: TONY SUCKS
BobbyMcR: hmm
BobbyMcR: i think TONY stopped listening a while ago
Ermac: TONY is stupid
Famous: heh
Famous: who's tony?
Famous: who are you guys talking about?
Ermac: are you tony?
Ermac: 8ball who is tony?
Lizadrin: Ermac, John Proctor
BobbyMcR: mystery solved
BobbyMcR: hey, he ain't tony!
Ermac: you ain't tony!
BobbyMcR: i'm his brother, asshole
Ermac: huh huh..hey ASSHOLE!
BobbyMcR: FUCK
BobbyMcR: I NEVER DUN THOUGHTA THAT
Famous: bet you didn't see that coming
* BobbyMcR changes his legal name
BobbyMcR: there!
BobbyMcR: from now on, call me Cocksucker!
Ermac: sure thing... COCKSUCKER!!!
Ermac: hmm...that just didn't have the same feeling
* Famous changes his illegal name
BobbyMcR: yeah!
BobbyMcR: can't make fun of that
BobbyMcR: my illegal name is I. Rob Banks
* BobbyMcR dodges bottles and cans being hurled at him
* Ermac is providing said hurling
BobbyMcR: providing hurling
Ermac: yep
BobbyMcR: actually, my illegal name is L. Ron Hubbard
Famous: oh
Famous: you're really cool, then
BobbyMcR: yeah
BobbyMcR: have no fear
BobbyMcR: scientology is heere
BobbyMcR: here
BobbyMcR: along with it comes battlefield earth
Famous: good
BobbyMcR: and to a lesser degree, phenomenon
BobbyMcR: MYE HAAART
Famous: is phenomenon scientology-related?
Famous: i've never seed it
BobbyMcR: nah
BobbyMcR: i'm just saying that john travolta sucks
BobbyMcR: and he should die
Ermac: i second that
BobbyMcR: i third that, even though i 'firsted' it
Ermac: well, in that case, i'll fourth it
BobbyMcR: i reserve 5th through 999th
Ermac: i...SHIT!
BobbyMcR: "you go do actual work, i'll sit here eating nachos"
BobbyMcR: "it's a deal"
Ermac: and what a deal!
BobbyMcR: done and done
BobbyMcR: and i mean done!
Famous: see, i'll make an excellent sectionhead
BobbyMcR: sounds good to me
BobbyMcR: "okay, let's see here...you guys go do everything, and i will do nothing...is this fair?"
BobbyMcR: "yes, sectionhead anthony!"
BobbyMcR: "good, get to work"
BobbyMcR: "i'll be in my office, that they built especially for me, when i became sectionhead"
BobbyMcR: [office is just some drywall propped against the corner of the music section]
Famous: heh
Famous: i would certainly need an office
BobbyMcR: "what are you doing 'in' there? there are no chairs, or a desk, or anything except a floor and drywall?"
BobbyMcR: -? +!
Famous: "umfjhkfmm... nuufffing" (sounds of eating nachos are heard)
BobbyMcR: eating nachos has a distinctive sound
BobbyMcR: kind of like this..."DING DING BAARRRRING! NAAAAAA-CHOOOOOOOOOS"
BobbyMcR: ['nachos theme' plays]
BobbyMcR: nachos...it's a spin-off of that old show, CHiPs
* BobbyMcR dodges bottles and cans, once again
Famous: anyway... super deluxe lead to this channel being started... me mentioning the channel on the super deluxe mailing list led to nicole coming here
DelMonte: yay
Famous: without that... no nicole, no brooke, no tons o' fun times... our lives would be drastically different
Famous: yep
BobbyMcR: i'd probably be in a wheelchair now
Ermac: hey anthony
Ermac: also, bring your muthafuckin' cd player, complete with fresh batteries..or, if you don't want to, tell me, and i'll try and round mine up
BobbyMcR: haw
Ermac: actually, brian, just bring your cd player face
BobbyMcR: hwa
Ermac: i believe it works that way
Ermac: "portable!"
BobbyMcR: uh..yes...
BobbyMcR: now just stick the CD through the slot...
BobbyMcR: oops, it fell out the other side
BobbyMcR: hmm...maybe i'll just hum the CD to myself!
Ermac: hmm..maybe that's a feature
BobbyMcR: there we go!
BobbyMcR: hmm, hmmm hmm, hmm
BobbyMcR: it works!
Ermac: this is the best cd player ever!
Ermac: it plays every song!
Ermac: even songs that we just made up!
BobbyMcR: FUCKIN' A RIGHT!
BobbyMcR: that's amazing
Ermac: it even plays the "i'm going to fucking kill brian rogers" song, never recorded to cd!
BobbyMcR: that's a collector's item
Famous: i imagine there will be some stuff i can eat... if that sandwich place is back this year
Famous: however, i plan to smuggle in some essential foods wraps
BobbyMcR: you can eat shit
Famous: i guess i could eat shit that was just left behind by an animal
BobbyMcR: heh
BobbyMcR: or your own shit
Famous: but if the animal was in captivity to produce it, that would be wrong
BobbyMcR: eat your own shit
BobbyMcR: you can't go wrong!
Famous: are the people going to pat me down or anything? and/or will they keep me from bringing in food?
Ermac: don't you remember last year? i don't remember them doing anything
Famous: okay
Famous: hopefully it will be alright
Famous: i seriously spent like $25 on food that night... plus there's a lot less i can eat now
Ermac: "hmm..wait a minute..is that a sandwhich in your pants??" "uh..no..it's a gun.." "..very well."
BobbyMcR: what kind of sound card is it?
BobbyMcR: SBLive (PCI 1024) or lower?
Ermac: i beleive so
Ermac: also known as Cheapass Edition (tm)
BobbyMcR: SBLive! Value
BobbyMcR: ?
Ermac: let me check my driver cd
BobbyMcR: sblive is like "pci 1024" or something
BobbyMcR: the rest range from pci 512 to pci 32
BobbyMcR: which i believe has something to do with MIDI, or something
Ermac: nope, not that cheap..128
BobbyMcR: haw
BobbyMcR: i win
Ermac: damnation!
BobbyMcR: except i don't...the sblive is a picky son of a bitch
BobbyMcR: which makes my life difficult
Ermac: ha ha
BobbyMcR: it has so many issues with motherboards, OSs, other devices...
BobbyMcR: boot
BobbyMcR: it's a good card when it works correctly
Ermac: "Warning: incompatible with everything."
BobbyMcR: but like they said in my assembly programming class..."a program that only does 50% of the solution is better than a program that WOULD do 100% of the solution [if only it worked]"
BobbyMcR: "you will not be able to use any devices besides this sound card while the device is installed...continue installation?"
BobbyMcR: "installation complete. please turn off your computer and enjoy the sound card!"
BobbyMcR: "i don't know...maybe you could hook your stereo up to it?" [product slogan]
Ermac: hehe
Famous: kristin says john travolta is one of her favorite actors
Famous: she liked "phenomenon"
BobbyMcR: HAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BobbyMcR: HAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Famous: she hasn't seen b. earth though
BobbyMcR: HAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DelMonte: HAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
BobbyMcR: HAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DelMonte: it doesn't get much more "emo" than the words to this song, folks
DelMonte: 1. "hard heart"
DelMonte: 2. nostalgic cutesy-thing (photobooth)
DelMonte: 3. "time to move on"
DelMonte: now that's emo!
BobbyMcR: 4. you're a gimp
Famous: gnu image manipulation program
DelMonte: 5. reference to the summer ending
DelMonte: emo!
BobbyMcR: 6. hey, did you realize you included #4
DelMonte: 7. shit! I hope I don't do anything like that again
BobbyMcR: 8. yeah...for your sake and mine
BobbyMcR: 9. [for some reason]
DelMonte: 10. [there was no entry #10, just the number "10," for Chris passed away after typing the number. -ed]
BobbyMcR: how sad
BobbyMcR: i can't go on with this list knowing about his chilling demise
BobbyMcR: it's too painful
* Ermac cries..and writes an emo song about it, including the 10 hints of an emo song
BobbyMcR: i challenge you to write an emo-sounding song with the lyrics "you're a gimp" somewhere in there
Famous: so, you include #10... and then die yourself?
Ermac: shiiiiit
BobbyMcR: i think it's just an account of chris' death
BobbyMcR: so you're safe
Ermac: phew
Famous: boy, i love how jabber tells me when i'm disconnected
DelMonte: hehe
DelMonte: that is loveable, isn't it
BobbyMcR: what a scamp
DelMonte: a loveable scamp!
BobbyMcR: that was implicit, shithead
DelMonte: a regular charlie chaplin
DelMonte: <charlie chaplin> Brian Rogers is a fucking asshole!
BobbyMcR: ouch
BobbyMcR: the seldom used charlie chaplin XML tag
DelMonte: <charlie chaplin> I should know, I'm one of the biggest stars in motion picture history!
BobbyMcR: yes, big stars tend to know XML
DelMonte: <charlie chaplin> how that applies to this situation is yet to be seen, however
Famous: that's why it's called eXtendable markup language
BobbyMcR: nope, i see it already
BobbyMcR: eXtensible, actually
Famous: or eXtensible or whatever
Famous: yeah
BobbyMcR: HWA
BobbyMcR: stupify yourself
DelMonte: it doesn't stand for xylophone markup language?
BobbyMcR: that was the preliminary name
DelMonte: ah
BobbyMcR: but they thought the applications were too few and far between
BobbyMcR: so there you have it
DelMonte: then they didn't want to change the name
DelMonte: and EML was taken, anyway
Famous: yeah... they realized it could be used for much more than xylophones... MUCH more!
BobbyMcR: "people just don't like xylophones...but they do like self-describing documents!"
BobbyMcR: except the xylophone in that "gone daddy gone" song by the violent femmes
DelMonte: noooo
DelMonte: it's true, though
BobbyMcR: it was great...someone today at that intern picnic i went to remembered the "sugar in the morning...sugar in the evening...sugar in YOUR VITAMINS?!" commercial!
BobbyMcR: i made some small reference to it...and he recognized it
BobbyMcR: so we determined that we were not crazy...since no one else seems to know it
DelMonte: haha
DelMonte: yaaaaay
BobbyMcR: or maybe...we are both crazy with the same mental illness
BobbyMcR: shit...didn't think of that!
DelMonte: since the dawn of time, mankind has been plagued with this illness
DelMonte: even before anyone could know what "sugar in your vitamins" meant
BobbyMcR: [caveman 1] aargh ah gah...
DelMonte: in fact, that's where those words came from
BobbyMcR: [caveman 2] su-gar...in your vi-ta-minz...
BobbyMcR: [caveman 1] garggh????
BobbyMcR: <they kill each other, simultaneously>
DelMonte: [caveman 3] su-gar...in your vi-ta-minz?!?!?
DelMonte: [caveman 3] *lonely bellow*
BobbyMcR: let's write, direct, produce, and cast this play
BobbyMcR: and put it on broadway!
BobbyMcR: i see john travolta as caveman 3
DelMonte: john travolta might have a good lonely bellow, yeah...
BobbyMcR: yep, that's what i was thinkin'
DelMonte: I see Kelly Preston as caveman 3's beautiful wife
BobbyMcR: HWA
BobbyMcR: Kelly S. Preston...esquire
DelMonte: John Theodore Travolta
DelMonte: (hey, it could happen!)
BobbyMcR: (MCWORLD!!!!!)
Famous: i need to get writing for tp7ct
BobbyMcR: go 4 it
BobbyMcR: connect [tp7ct]
BobbyMcR: watch for the [writer's] block
BobbyMcR: forget it, you're stuck!
Famous: damn, and i haven't even started yet
BobbyMcR: go for the glory [of emo music], go for the score [-ing with chicks, because you're emo]
BobbyMcR: go 4 it
BobbyMcR: connect [tp7ct]
BobbyMcR: go 4 it
BobbyMcR: too late, joe [he wasn't emo enough]
BobbyMcR: connect [tp7ct]!!
DelMonte: hehehe
Famous: hehe
DelMonte: I win!
Famous: that could be our album opening song!
*** sladernbw is now known as jackass19
jackass19: heh e
jackass19: cool
BobbyMcR: D00D, R U LIKE 19?!
jackass19: he h
BobbyMcR: AND LIKE DO U LIKE THE SOHW JACKAS!!
* Famous is away, bed [log:OFF] [page:ON]
Famous: as much as i'd love to stick around... death
BobbyMcR: go ahead!
BobbyMcR: go to bed, ASSHOLE!
BobbyMcR: just remember one thing...
Famous: nooooo :(
BobbyMcR: i...want...to be a stupid....ass...hole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BobbyMcR: [bum, bum, bum, bum!]
Famous: audiogalaxy wouldn't work because i use internet connection sharing
Famous: i found a work-around
BobbyMcR: ah
BobbyMcR: what is the work a rowned?
Famous: some script
Famous: that's linked on the site
BobbyMcR: ACT I: The Work Around
Famous: zzzz
BobbyMcR: wake up there, buddy
*** Now talking in #calculus
Famous: woo-hoo
*** BobbyMcR changes the topic to 'calculus help, that is, when i'm actually here'
BobbyMcR: hey, what are YOU doing in here?
BobbyMcR: what's the derivative of x^3 with respect to x?
BobbyMcR: quickly!!
Famous: noooo
Famous: i'm here for... help
BobbyMcR: okay...what is your question??
BobbyMcR: i'm waiting...
Famous: uh...
Famous: what's the derivative of x^3 with respect to x?
BobbyMcR: 3x^2
Famous: than-x
Famous: okay, i'm setting up liz for #calculus
Famous: i need some values...
Famous: when a ban is set, immediately kick all who match the ban?
BobbyMcR: that would be helpful
BobbyMcR: like a ban on *!*@* for instance
BobbyMcR: would that even work?
Famous: i leave it off, usually... because then you can ban someone and be like "hey, i'm going to kick you..." and then not, and then unban them... it's hours of fun
Famous: but this is a serious channel
Famous: yeah, you can ban *!*@*
BobbyMcR: that would be righteous
BobbyMcR: does that mean the bot would kick itself?
Famous: heh
Famous: i don't know about that...
BobbyMcR: "let's try it"
Famous: okay, you're a "massa" on #calculus now
* BobbyMcR ignores the 'racial slur'
BobbyMcR: haw
Famous: so you can add users
BobbyMcR: <bobbymcr> add this user!! <lizadrin> yes, massa, anythin' you say! don't get out the whip!
DelMonte: ASU needs a sportsmanship theme
BobbyMcR: take the time to taste the welch's
BobbyMcR: take the time to roll it 'round
Famous: "i've been rolling this grape juice around in my mouth for 32 hours... can i stop now, please?"
Famous: "wait... how am i talking?"
DelMonte: TAKE THE TIME to TASTE THE WELCH'S
BobbyMcR: he has a stephen hawking device type thing
DelMonte: hehe
BobbyMcR: "I-AM ROLLING-IT ROOUND"
DelMonte: hehe
DelMonte: lawl
BobbyMcR: lowell
Famous: well, in "yay" news... i was watching this tech report show on tv, and it was at the unveiling of new videogame shiz...
Famous: they said nintendo gamecube = the shiznit... x-box: crappy
BobbyMcR: the x-box will soon be the EX-BOX!!!!!! HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Famous: "x-box has better specs... but no one cares about specs if the games suck... which they do"
DelMonte: I would imagine
DelMonte: microsoft video games have not been great, historically
BobbyMcR: as in...it won't be a box for long!!!!!
BobbyMcR: AN EX-BOX!!
BobbyMcR: DO YOU FUCKING GET IT?!
BobbyMcR: SHIT!
Famous: "nintendo's system is not superior as far as power goes, but has much better games"
DelMonte: <some kid> what happened to my x-box?
Famous: it's no longer a box!
BobbyMcR: perhaps it's still an x
Famous: depending on how that transition works
BobbyMcR: i don't know, that has yet to be studied
DelMonte: "nintendo's system is not superior as far as power goes, but has much better games" <--translation: "dude! it's mario! and link! and they look cooler than they did before!"
Famous: look, the important thing is i like nintendo, i'm going to get a gamecube the first day it comes out, and the tv show said it's better
Famous: and i don't like microsoft, i'm not going to get an x-box, and the tv show said it's not that good
Famous: so i win
DelMonte: strange... the video game reports on the news section of msn.com seemed to think that the x-box could hold its own
DelMonte: the companies that own the news TV shows also own everything else, of course... but the msn/x-box thing is a more direct example of news bias than usual
Famous: any company that is big enough to publish reviews about itself... that's a company that is too big
Famous: "top story: we rock!"
BobbyMcR: Dear Sirs, Your company is too big. Please consider getting smaller. Thanks, Anthony
BobbyMcR: there you go
BobbyMcR: send that off
Famous: "holy shit... he's right!"
BobbyMcR: it will go directly to bill gates, and he'll read it and be knocked off his ass!
Famous: Hipster fast-food franchise Taco Bell known for quirky and catchy commercials joins the Xbox wave for a huge promotional deal. Makes you wanna yell, "Yo quiero Xbox!"
Famous: kjsfdlafdjlskfjdslkfjdklfdjklfdljkfjasdklfjasdklfjksdl ;sdfsdklf hdsjlhJF SKDLHFASLDKJHDSLJ;G
BobbyMcR: hmm...they're half right
BobbyMcR: it makes me want to yell
BobbyMcR: but not THAT
DelMonte: I assume "yo quiero" is spanish for "I would like to kill the members of the promotion department of the company that manufactures the"?
BobbyMcR: loosely translated
Famous: * Built-in "rumble" feature to increase gaming realism
DelMonte: booooooooooooooo
BobbyMcR: rumble pax r gay
BobbyMcR: no matter what system
Famous: yeah... the rumble feature makes games more realistic... "i just drove my car into a wall... something in my hands is rumbling!"
Famous: rumble packs only increase gaming realism in shooting games when you are shooting
DelMonte: rumble pack is the most terrible consequence of mankind's technological progress
Famous: otherwise... stupid
DelMonte: purt much
BobbyMcR: rumble packs are for losers
DelMonte: controllers these days seem far to involved
DelMonte: the dumbass little screens on dreamcast controllers = dumbass
Famous: eh, sometimes they can be helpful... for example, in madden 2001... if some guy brushes by you, it rumbles a bit so you kind of "feel" it... which can help you pay attention, but it doesn't make the game more "realistic"
DelMonte: +o
BobbyMcR: yeah, dreamcast in general = kind of dumbass
BobbyMcR: don't you remember all the hand rumbling that occurs in the game of football?!
BobbyMcR: huH?!
DelMonte: heh
Famous: i generally leave my rumble pack on while playing n64... but it's dumb to think that it makes the game more "realistic"... except for in the case of games where you are firing a gun, like i said
DelMonte: "I just got tackled by a 300-pound linebacker! My hand's kinda rumbling!"
BobbyMcR: scroo rumble packs
DelMonte: I agree
DelMonte: bad in all cases
Famous: i disagree
DelMonte: even when they make it "more realistic"
BobbyMcR: anthony is bad in all cases
DelMonte: now, if they had dildo rumble packs
DelMonte: that were compatible with pornographic video games...
DelMonte: oohhh boy
Famous: the anal rumble pack
Famous: we've already invented this
DelMonte: damn
Famous: brian and i came up with this a while ago
Famous: there's going to be a pornographic video game for x-box
BobbyMcR: i think i recall that
BobbyMcR: it was late, if i remember correctly...
*** Quits: SPdreamer (all I want for my birthday is the hat, and for you to die.)
Famous: so... that hat was pretty fucking stupid, huh?
SladeRnbw: Girl, Interupted
BobbyMcR: pretty much crap
SladeRnbw: i loved it
BobbyMcR: it was trite as my dick
SladeRnbw: :|
BobbyMcR: oh gawd
BobbyMcR: chris would kill you
SladeRnbw: h eh e
SladeRnbw: we already discussed this
SladeRnbw: it's a chick flick
SladeRnbw: .period.
BobbyMcR: chick flick is no excuse for bullshit movie
SladeRnbw: you have to be understanding to like it
SladeRnbw: i loved it :P
Famous: understanding?
* SladeRnbw stands ground
BobbyMcR: right
BobbyMcR: "i understand that this movie sucks...therefore, i like it!"
Famous: "these people are incapable of making good movies... i understand"
BobbyMcR: heh
BobbyMcR: there we go
SladeRnbw: speaking of crap movies, i saw cats & dongs today
BobbyMcR: haw
SladeRnbw: i do't think i've ever left a theater feeling so dumb-ified
Famous: and you went because...?
SladeRnbw: (with the exception of Inspector Gadget)
SladeRnbw: my mom paid
BobbyMcR: cats & dongs?
BobbyMcR: what the hell?
BobbyMcR: inspector gadget?!
SladeRnbw: i go to the movies no matter what
BobbyMcR: heh...that may be a fun rental
SladeRnbw: i never pass down a ticket
BobbyMcR: pass up
SladeRnbw: yea..
SladeRnbw: see? the movie's taking effect already!!!
BobbyMcR: what is cats and dongs?
Famous: -n
Famous: it's a "look, animals talk" movie
BobbyMcR: oh
BobbyMcR: oh yeah
BobbyMcR: ah gahhhd
BobbyMcR: looks like bull fucking shit
SladeRnbw: hah a haha "cats and dongs"! ha hah
SladeRnbw: he he
* SladeRnbw still laughing
SladeRnbw: that movie hurt my brain
Famous: apparently
BobbyMcR: she's gone crazy...strap her down
BobbyMcR: the movie has had ill effects on her
Famous: strip her down, you say?
BobbyMcR: uh...yes!
Famous: gladly
BobbyMcR: i DID say that!
* SladeRnbw goes with it
SladeRnbw: :\
Famous: ooh ooh
* Famous ignores the :\ part
SladeRnbw: eh e
Famous: brian webley, he's such a dick!
Famous: "hey, why don't you like that guy?"
Famous: because he's a stupid son-of-a-bitch asshole, and he's not a very good teacher!
Famous: dunn dunn dunt
SladeRnbw: what put you on that?
Famous: i was listening to "bob turkee" by nofx
BobbyMcR: anthony must be listening to maximumrocknroll
Famous: which reminded me of "brian webley" by brian rogers
BobbyMcR: heh
BobbyMcR: yes, the famous song
BobbyMcR: the song itself sold millions of copies
BobbyMcR: not in any specific media, just the song
Famous: yeah
SladeRnbw: the brian webley song? i wanna know about it!
BobbyMcR: you just heard it
BobbyMcR: there's not much to it
BobbyMcR: it might help to have "bob turkee" by nofx as a 'reference'
SladeRnbw: hm.. ok.
BobbyMcR: i'm going to kill someone
BobbyMcR: his name will be...
BobbyMcR: let's make it jim
SladeRnbw: why?
BobbyMcR: his time has come
Famous: jim jimson
BobbyMcR: jim jimson, exactly
BobbyMcR: you're not friends with him, are you?
SladeRnbw: don't know him
BobbyMcR: good
BobbyMcR: i gotta go to bed
BobbyMcR: i'm going to kill myself tomorrow
Ermac: hurrah
Famous: better sleep up for that
Famous: most successful suicides are done after a full night's sleep
BobbyMcR: that's a good statistic to know
Ermac: "another botched suicide..this young man didn't get enough rest beforehand."
BobbyMcR: haw
Famous: wait
* Famous asks the question
BobbyMcR: speaking of funny stuff such as this...we need another beast-off
Famous: yeah
BobbyMcR: wait a minute...i won't kill myself now
Famous: "Listen to that song of. . .combos up the dick? combos up the mother fucking dick? hmmm. it was repetitive. but funny."
Famous: when that song gets old, life will no longer be worth living
BobbyMcR: who said that?
Famous: kyle
Famous: on the ol' LJ
BobbyMcR: oh
*** Joins: palkyle (palkyle@jdslppp191.sttl.uswest.net)
Famous: commmmmbo up the dick
palkyle: I've had combo up the dick in my head for 5 hours today at work
* Famous harmonizes with brian: "commmbo UP the DIIIICK!"
BobbyMcR: that combo up the dick song really gets to me
Muskry: sadlkfjasd;lfihasrt;lkj
Muskry: we were just talking about it
Famous: yeah, it speaks to my soul
palkyle: I had many weird looks for accidentally singing it aloud
BobbyMcR: hehe
BobbyMcR: yeah, i hate that
Famous: haha... someone actually bought dr. mario 64 from me today
Famous: and of course i started singing it under my breath... but gradually got louder without thinking about it
BobbyMcR: so many times i want to just break out into that "i want to be a stupid...ASS...HOOOOOOLE!!!" song
BobbyMcR: but i think better of it
BobbyMcR: what a shilshole
BobbyMcR: what a beach club
Famous: what a bay, at that
BobbyMcR: what a the
Famous: <bugs bunny> "what a maroon. what a knucklehead. what a shilshole. what a beach club."
Ermac: boo memory leaks
BobbyMcR: hello, windows!
Ermac: <windows> *eats memory*
Ermac: fawwwwwwwk windozewe
Ermac: i'm a big stupid asshole
Famous: what about me?
Ermac: you're..hmm..
Ermac: you're just stupid
Famous: hey! why you... wait a minute, that's not so bad...
Famous: I WANT TO BE A STUPID...
Famous: ..
Famous: .
Famous: ASSSSSSSSSSSSS
Famous: ...
Famous: ..
Famous: .
Famous: HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLE!
BobbyMcR: bum, bum
BobbyMcR: bum, bum
BobbyMcR: bum, bum
BobbyMcR: [orchestral hit]
* Famous (now impersonating the audience) cheers and throws roses
Famous: bravo!
Famous: encore!
Famous: (and other crappy movie channels!)
BobbyMcR: [Famous has a rose in his teeth]
* Famous watches as entire audience boos him for that joke
* Famous is killed by audience rioting
BobbyMcR: damn
DelMonte: heh
BobbyMcR: my favorite opera singer!!
Famous: no, i was a guy in the audience at that point
DelMonte: oh
DelMonte: the riots never reached the stage?
Famous: that ol' irc narrator and i never said if they did or not
Famous: i wouldn't worry, though
Famous: the "stupid asshole" singer probably escaped in time
BobbyMcR: good
BobbyMcR: we'll have to wait for the chilling conclusion to be sure
Famous: yep, the conclusion where he finally realizes his dream of being a stupid asshole
BobbyMcR: lol
DelMonte: haha
Famous: and then sings "i'm a big stupid asshole, you're just stupid"
* BobbyMcR doesn't even know what that would entail, but has a good time imagining...
DelMonte: I have come to the conclusion that if a video box says "madcap" on it at any point, you should probably shove the video up your ass instead of watching it
BobbyMcR: i've known that for years
BobbyMcR: words to watch for: madcap, zany, wacky, antics, misadventures
BobbyMcR: also, animals as main or prominent characters
DelMonte: the word "antihero" is almost to the point where I will default to ass-shoving instead of watching
DelMonte: but not quite
BobbyMcR: yeah
BobbyMcR: critically-acclaiming buzzwords...who needs 'em
DelMonte: well, those are idio-critic buzzwords
BobbyMcR: true
BobbyMcR: raj ebert would never say that!
DelMonte: real critics use big words
DelMonte: raj ebert even declared a moratorium on the word "sophomoric" except for one review
Famous: "one of the greatest films ever made!" -- joel seigel, good morning america
Famous: so says the box of crouching tiger
DelMonte: he'll do that
Famous: sure, it was good and all... but i don't care how good your movie is, how could anyone possibly put that quote on the box of their movie?
DelMonte: hmm
BobbyMcR: joel seigel is a fucking idiot
DelMonte: I dunno, if you can get someone to say that about your movie, you might as well say it
DelMonte: if a somewhat respected reviewer says that, you know it's at least a pretty good movie
BobbyMcR: as our mothers always told us, "if you have something nice to say, put it on the box of your movie"
Famous: heh
Famous: good ol' dude where's my car
Famous: "Funny!" -- (some guy from some local newspaper, i can't remember)
BobbyMcR: "Funny! I remember a day when movies weren't total shit!"
DelMonte: "[dude, where's my car?] is one of the greatest movies ever made!" --joel seigel, good morning america
Famous: if "Funny!" is the best you can get from any review, resorting to a small local newspaper... hoo boy
BobbyMcR: "This movie rocked!" --Billy Swanson, 6th Grader at Williams Elementary School, in the school newspaper
Famous: "lukin" is a rap song
Famous: you'd think lesbian music would be cool... you know, like lesbian porn
*** Quits: BobbyMcR (i would like to be an unintelligent jerk (i.e. 'asshole'))
DelMonte: hmm... jerk = asshole, eh
Famous: yeah, i wasn't going to question it
DelMonte: now, is the quit message under the authority of the narrator, and therefore infallible?
DelMonte: because it starts narrator-like...
Famous: no
DelMonte: the narrator is just saying that the guy said that while leaving, then?
Famous: the narrator is saying that a person quit, and then telling us what the person said while leaving
Famous: because... channels are rooms in a building
DelMonte: macht sense
Famous: but, when you quit... you walk out the front door of the irc building
Famous: and check out with the narrator
Famous: he's at the "front desk"
Famous: #superdeluxe is a small room on the 20th story, by the way
DelMonte: in glendale, CA
Famous: we decided years ago that it must be... since we can push people out of the channel to their death, and jump out windows after bad jokes and stuff
DelMonte: it's a long commute, but it's worth it
Famous: oh yeah... in the interview, i was asked the five pace steps!
Famous: i almost fucked that up!
Famous: "five pace steps? sure! uh... oh shit...."
Famous: but i ended up getting them right... just haven't thought about the "sequence" in a while
Famous: i "strove" for "fove"
Famous: if you will
DelMonte: hehe
DelMonte: screw dat
DelMonte: I say "thank you" if I feel like saying "thank you"... I stay with the customer until s/he is satisfied if I'm not busy!
DelMonte: I take a makavelli approach... if the 2 pac CDs aren't straight, more customers will be upset than just the one guy you're ignoring
Famous: 1) half-acknowledge customer after they start bothering you while you're working on something more important
Famous: 2) listen to their question, make demeaning face, point at item
Famous: 3) go back to work
Famous: 4) if they can't find it, hit them... then grab their collar and drag them to the item
Famous: 5) tell them to leave you the fuck alone, go back to work
Famous: there... five pace steps
Ermac: we have like the 7 steps to being a homo or something like that
Famous: 1) dress like shane regan
Famous: wow... you have step one down, shane!
Famous: 2) find available man
Famous: 3) not be tired
Famous: 4) finish joke in funny way
Famous: 5-7) zzzzz
Ermac: aw damn..that had potential
Famous: 7) ejaculate in ass
Famous: there
DelMonte: I thought that finished rather strongly
Ermac: excellent
Famous: i "brought it home" for ya
DelMonte: sure did! *points at own ass*
Famous: rjhesakojfalksd
Famous: lol
*** Famous changes the topic to 'WERE AWAKE'
Ermac: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Ermac: SHIT!
* Ermac dives out of the way of tundra/desert
Famous: heh, as it comes flying out your speakers
Ermac: fortunately you can hear it coming
DelMonte: computers are for jerks
moonrock: which is why you have one, right?
DelMonte: SHIT
DelMonte: you got me there
moonrock: not calling you a jerk or anything, just questioning your comment :P
Famous: heyo, heyo, heyo, heyo
Famous: no diggity
Famous: ...and no doubt.
DelMonte: Hmm. I like the way you work it.
Famous: than-x
DelMonte: I am determined to bag it up.
Famous: good... you work on that
DelMonte: no doubt
Famous: see, i'm a good pic
Famous: even though in that case scott was pic... whatever, i "took charge" and sent him home
DelMonte: pic can kma
* Famous is away, bed [log:OFF] [page:ON]
Famous: kiss my ass?
Famous: if so... it took me an hour to get that
Famous: anyway *bed*
DelMonte: hehehehehe
*** Joins: JUPES (services@services.int)
*** services.int sets mode: +o JUPES
*** JUPES sets mode: +o Lizadrin
*** Parts: JUPES (services@services.int)
* Famous has returned. [gone:4h44m22s]
Ermac: hey anthony, did you see JUPES? i didn't know EFNet did that..must be new
Famous: yeah
Famous: i noticed that
Famous: jupes is a good guy
Famous: we should try to be friends with him
BobbyMcR: you guys should come over
BobbyMcR: fried mess and vegan tacos
BobbyMcR: we cook'd
Famous: i'd have to come over naked
BobbyMcR: "no problem"
Famous: is that acceptable?
BobbyMcR: i'm getting a lot of "ums"
BobbyMcR: so, go right ahead!
Famous: well... no outright "no"s
Famous: so there couldn't be too much of a problem
BobbyMcR: not at all
Famous: i should come over, and so should shane, and then i could give him cds
Ermac: i'm going to a movie
BobbyMcR: IDIOT!
Ermac: :/
Famous: he should come over after that
Famous: which would give me enough time to clean clothes
Ermac: maybe, but i have to get up early
BobbyMcR: IDIOT!
Famous: so do i
Famous: but who carez
BobbyMcR: IDIOT!
Famous: alright, that's it... i'm coming over naked... right now
BobbyMcR: calling people idiots always works
BobbyMcR: the next thing you know, they're naked
Famous: i thought you were calling shane an idiot
BobbyMcR: both of you
Famous: hmm... i should try that
BobbyMcR: "i don't think i'm ready to have sex with you..."
BobbyMcR: "IDIOT!"
BobbyMcR: "alright, let's go!"
Famous: next time i have trouble getting someone naked, i'll try that
BobbyMcR: right
BobbyMcR: tried and/or true
Famous: not that i've been having a lot of trouble recently... heh heh heh
Famous: i'm so great
Famous: i think i'm going to play guitar on a bed, in various poses
Famous: who's with me? guys?
BobbyMcR: will do!!
*** Joins: BobbyMcR (yah@c1428958-a.fedwy1.wa.home.com)
Ermac: brian sjlfia
*** BobbyMcR is now known as agirlwins
Ermac: meg
agirlwins: indeed
agirlwins: but brian is here
Ermac: well, he sucks, anyhow
agirlwins: that he does
Ermac: anthony
Ermac: meg really wants you to take the "find your place" survey
Famous: i just did, biznitch
Famous: and just gave her my results
Ermac: so i noticed
Ermac: but 8 minutes ago you didn't!
Famous: heh
Famous: providence, ri baby!
* Famous goes there right now
Ermac: yeah..i'm going to connecticut, FUCK PROVIDENCE
Famous: *heard from distance* why the fuck did i go here right now?
* Famous comes back
Ermac: i wonder where you would be if you put strongly disagree on everything
Famous: they tell you to go to hell, obviously
Ermac: haha
Famous: chris: get kyle
squee: you have to get me?
squee: oh, get me
DelMonte: psh
Famous: you're closer!
squee: I like to know where we'd be going
DelMonte: I don't know where he lives
DelMonte: meganz
squee: alright
squee: i have easy directions
Famous: directions to megan's: 1) start going the right way, 2) have kyle tell you you are going the wrong way, 3) listen to him for some reason, 4) go the wrong way, 5) kill kyle, 6) drive like an idiot, 7) accidentally find it
Famous: there... seven easy steps
DelMonte: man, it's a catch 22
DelMonte: you get yelled at if you listen to loud music late at night...
DelMonte: but if you put off headphones, you can't hear them if they're yelling at you for something else, so they get mad and yell at you more
DelMonte: what IS a boy to do?
BobbyMcR: haw
DelMonte: scrambled eggs all over my face!
BobbyMcR: the aristocrat's comedy
DelMonte: maybe that's why he gets so much money
DelMonte: it doesn't seem like such a super-popular show... but if rich guys like it, then the advertising money would be worth a lot
DelMonte: a lot of money, that is
DelMonte: money usually goes for a lot of money
BobbyMcR: it takes money to make money
DelMonte: I should start a site called olivejournal.com
DelMonte: just to talk about how good olives are
DelMonte: then anthony could bitch about it at first... but eventually he would grow to love olives
DelMonte: it's how these things usually go
Ermac: 8ball who is my own worst enemy?
Lizadrin: Ermac, Buzz Lightyear
BobbyMcR: 8ball it's not me?
Lizadrin: BobbyMcR, Of course not, you asshole.
Ermac: ooooh
BobbyMcR: damn
Ermac: liz applies smackdown
Lizadrin: You should call him the captain, 'cuz Cap'n sounds real dumb.
Famous: yeah, that's up to angela... angela and i are "chilling" tonight though, so i'll bring it up
DelMonte: "chilling" eh
BobbyMcR: ?
Famous: we're working together, just the two of us, after store hours
Famous: which is very unusual, since i'm joe closer and she's jane opener
Famous: but she's working on stuff for inventory
BobbyMcR: mr. closer, ms. opener
BobbyMcR: kind of like mr. crunch, and mr. munch
Famous: yeah
BobbyMcR: "we'll call it crunch!"
Famous: you'd think they don't get along...
BobbyMcR: "...and munch!"
Famous: "hey, fuck off, munch!"
Famous: "oh yeah? you wanna start somethin', crunch?"
BobbyMcR: do you think mr. munch's first name is Ass?
BobbyMcR: it's a common name
Famous: yeah... he makes cereal too
Famous: he made that by himself, so he didn't need to split the title
Famous: hehe... ass-munch
Famous: like buttface... it's "vintage"
BobbyMcR: woot
BobbyMcR: vintage insults
Famous: you should slap someone in the face with a glove after calling someone buttface
Famous: it's that vintage
BobbyMcR: very true
BobbyMcR: give 'em the middle finger, as marky ramone says
BobbyMcR: they'll all understand
BobbyMcR: it's the universal language
BobbyMcR: you've got one on each hand!
Ermac: it's SO FUCKING TRUE!!!!
BobbyMcR: yes
BobbyMcR: it's true, because the middle finger is 'universal'
DelMonte: heh
BobbyMcR: eh, i still like the song
BobbyMcR: what can ya do??!
Ermac: the middle finger language
Famous: doesn't it mean good luck, elsewhere?
Ermac: "the first word you'll learn from the middle finger language is, the middle finger. uh..end of class"
BobbyMcR: you all get As
BobbyMcR: except that guy
BobbyMcR: he was talking during class
Ermac: Guy 1: Shit!
DelMonte: hehehe
DelMonte: *guy 1 gives teacher the middle finger*
DelMonte: okay, you pass
BobbyMcR: extra credit!
Ermac: haha..damn it..it's too late at night to laugh in my room
Ermac: http://www.antispin.net/~martine/cgi-bin/insanity.cgi?ermac
Famous: hey... i thought it only works for paying assholes
Ermac: ah!
Ermac: consider my asshole paid!
Ermac: or..don't..that's kinda gross
Famous: i can't believe it... i came to work today to find out the warehouse had re-stocked a bunch of stuff they haven't had for a while
Famous: old mfatgg, millencolin, a.f.i... lots of stuff i've been out of for a while and haven't been able to replenish
Famous: and... they re-stocked stereopathetic soul manure... but not midnite vultures!
Famous: "waaaahhht?!?!" i asked
Famous: the terminal said nothing in return.
Ermac: haha
Famous: too bad alien ant farm did something cool, because they suck
BobbyMcR: yeah
BobbyMcR: it's not a bad cover
BobbyMcR: i have a feeling i will tire of it quickly, though
BobbyMcR: so that's a good thing
BobbyMcR: i don't want to have to say i like it
Famous: SEARCH PROHIBITED -- You cannot request this song due to copyright restrictions. Please try a different search.
BobbyMcR: what search?
Famous: damn... audiogalaxy gets the ol' death
Famous: alien ant farm - smooth criminal
Famous: that's what comes up
BobbyMcR: that's the only time i've ever heard of that happening
BobbyMcR: maybe the music i listen to is public domain...
Famous: ah well, i'll just have to download "Smooth Crminal"
Famous: hope it's as good
BobbyMcR: heh
Famous: i could also download "Mooth Criminal" or "Smooth fdjkCriminals"
Ermac: haha
BobbyMcR: ah, the song about Steve Mooth
BobbyMcR: an outlaw on the run!
Famous: holy shit
Famous: guys
Famous: have you considered this?
Famous: 1) Let's say you... Sell a $24.95 PRODUCT or SERVICE.
Famous: 2) Let's say you... Broadcast Email FREE to 500,000 PEOPLE DAILY.
Famous: 3) Let's say you... Receive JUST 1 ORDER for EVERY 2,500 EMAILS.
Famous: CALCULATION OF YOUR EARNINGS BASED ON THE ABOVE STATISTICS:
Famous: [Day 1]: $4,990 [Week 1]: $34,930 [Month 1]: $139,720
Famous: ----- ---- --- -- - -
Famous: You now know why you receive so many email advertisements...
Famous: ===> BROADCAST EMAIL ADVERTISING IS EXTREMELY PROFITABLE!
Famous: holy shit, they're right!
Famous: here i am working for a company that advertises ethically, like a sucker!
BobbyMcR: what the shilshole bay beach club is going on?
* Famous goez away
* Famous iz in anuther room
Famous: hey, shane, over here! away from previous conversation!
* Ermac wanders into the clean walls of the #superdeluxe family room
Famous: hey, what's up?
Ermac: nothin', just lookin' at this clean slate of a channel
* Famous hands shane a /clear if he didn't have one already
Famous: here, use this!
Ermac: wow!
Ermac: it really works!
Famous: /clear: it really works.
Famous: jesus christ, this site...
Famous: buy something? [ ] yes | [ ] no | submit
Famous: are you sure? [ ] yes | [ ] no | submit
Famous: address: ______________ | submit
Famous: this is your address? [ ] yes | [ ] no | submit
Famous: you want to buy these things? [ ] yes | [ ] no | submit
Ermac: hehehe
Famous: how will you be paying? [ ] visa | [ ] mc | [ ] american express | submit
Famous: you're buying stuff? [ ] yes | [ ] no | submit
Famous: those crazy modest mouse guys
Famous: try as i may, i cannot keep up with their zany antics
Ermac: nor can i! and believe me, i try!
Famous: <new jimmy eat world album> grrraarrr!
Ermac: holy
Famous: <me> no, please don't kick my ass!
Famous: <new jew> grrarrrr! *killz anthony*
Famous: <me> noooo... but it was so worth it
Ermac: that's kind of a sick pleasure
Famous: yes... i'm... a... mortaphiliac
Famous: i derive pleasure out of being killed
Ermac: i'm sure it's very common
Famous: anyway, it's saturday night
Famous: you have to do stuff
Famous: it's law
Famous: i left work 20 minz. early
Famous: if i came back tomorrow and tell everyone that i didn't do anything fun, will they let me leave early again? i don't think so
Ermac: true that
Famous: if i have great tense agreement with my verbs, will they let me leave early again?
Famous: man, if they saw that sentence..
Famous: hoo boy
Famous: came and tell
Famous: same tense
Famous: yep
* Famous goez away
Ermac: yay
* Famous comez back
* Famous killz shane
Ermac: shiiiiit
* Famous goez away
* Ermac cannot say anything (death)
Famous: yeah
Famous: i know how that is
Famous: wait a minute
Ermac: at least i didn't GET OFF from it!!
* Famous cannot hear anything (goezded away)
Ermac: sicko!
Famous: yeah
Famous: i'm such a freak... nothing left but suicide
* Famous kills self
Famous: oooohhhh yeah
Ermac: masturbation at it's finest
Ermac: involves a little suicide
Famous: no... i can't even escape this through suicide!
Famous: jeez... is mapquest drunk?
Famous: 11: Turn LEFT onto 14TH AVE SE. 0.1 miles ( 0.2 km)
Famous: 12: Turn RIGHT onto 3RD ST SE. 0.1 miles ( 0.1 km)
Famous: 13: Turn LEFT onto 15TH AVE SE. 0.3 miles ( 0.4 km)
Famous: 14: Turn RIGHT onto 7TH ST SE. 0.5 miles ( 0.8 km)
Famous: 15: Turn LEFT onto 23RD AVE SE. 0.3 miles ( 0.4 km)
* Famous drives around in circles, crashes car, dies
Ermac: haha
Ermac: <mapquest> what have we doooneee..
Famous: nothing like showering on one's lunchbreak
BobbyMcR: hwa
BobbyMcR: shah'r on the lunch brake
Famous: salt sweat, shah'r on the lunch brake
Famous: uh huh
BobbyMcR: jimmy eat world sings songs for "the common man"
Famous: yeah
Famous: steve bless them
BobbyMcR: heh
* BobbyMcR lol'z, apparently
Famous: woot
BobbyMcR: heh, that just "struck me funny"
Famous: "i've still got it"
BobbyMcR: hotmail.coom
BobbyMcR: doesn't exist, surprisingly
BobbyMcR: i typed it correctly....
Famous: idiot
Famous: it's hotmail.colm
BobbyMcR: damn
BobbyMcR: hotmail, in conjunction with Colm Meaney, is bringing you the world's best e-mail ever!
Famous: hyuk... izzz coalld... but it izzznt coaarrs lite!
Famous: hyuk hyuk!
Famous: sure would be nice if efnet servers worked
Ermac: hehe
Ermac: all three of them
Ermac: haw
Famous: well well
Famous: looks who's paying attention to irc
Ermac: yeah you know me
Famous: we need to get off this lousy network
Ermac: then go!
* Famous leaves
Ermac: forever
Famous: not only forever, but currently!
Ermac: *** Permanent Quits: Famous (Famous@03-132.075.popsite.net)
Famous: so... like what are the effects of not having a world trade center?
BobbyMcR: hmm
BobbyMcR: not sure
DelMonte: nobody's allowed to hang out from this moment forward
Famous: i mean, what was lost today that's going to fuck stuff up?
BobbyMcR: "capitalism is destroyed!"
BobbyMcR: that's what happens
Famous: like fight club
BobbyMcR: we switch to socialism
BobbyMcR: as of 7am tomorrow
Famous: eastern?
BobbyMcR: pdt
Famous: ah
DelMonte: whew
squee: shane is fucked then!
DelMonte: I didn't want to have to stay up that late for socialism
Famous: i think it should be 7am everywhere
DelMonte: I can get up early for it
Famous: it would "roll out"
BobbyMcR: heh
BobbyMcR: right...
BobbyMcR: i think it should go in 'real time' with the path of the earth around the sun
BobbyMcR: as sort of a gradient
DelMonte: but then they'd edit it for rebroadcast in the west... not as cool
Famous: no, just based on time zones
BobbyMcR: no, let's do it as a continuum
Famous: so, you could get on a state border
DelMonte: hmm
Famous: and jump back and forth
BobbyMcR: i want a continuum!!
DelMonte: just make it sunrise
DelMonte: that would be easier
BobbyMcR: so you could follow it, like in a plane or something
Famous: "capitalism! socialism! capitalism! socialism!"
Famous: i'm getting dsl soon
Famous: hopefully shaq dsl
Ermac: sweet! that would be awesome
Ermac: with a big ol' picture of shaq required to be your desktop background
Ermac: "Shaq DSL -- Faster Speeds Than 'Yo Mutha's Asscrack'(tm)!"
Famous: okay, finally got to VGS
BobbyMcR: heh
BobbyMcR: i know
BobbyMcR: however, his voice isn't completely terrible in this song
BobbyMcR: but i can't take a lot of that 'trumpets doing the vocals' thing
* Famous sticks middle fingers through his skull, alternating left and right along with the rhythm of the song, while smiling and singing along
Famous: i hope you have as good of a mental picture of that as i do
BobbyMcR: i do
BobbyMcR: it's raucous
Famous: great
ManicPop: you should pick a nickname you're going to use and register it
DelMonte: Boot
*** DelMonte is now known as Styrofoamw00ts
ManicPop: hawh?
Styrofoamw00ts: this is my nick from now on
Styrofoamw00ts: i'm sure it won't be annoying
ManicPop: kfjldsa;jf;
ManicPop: i'm fucking hungry
* ManicPop is away, ho, ho, ho... i'm huh-huh-hungry [log:OFF] [page:ON]
BobbyMcR: santa?
ManicPop: my pebbles!
BobbyMcR: your pebbles??
ManicPop: BARNEY!!!
ManicPop: of course, we just traded off lines, and didn't act out individual parts
BobbyMcR: [santa] 'tis the season to be sharing, fred
ManicPop: but whatever
BobbyMcR: yeah
BobbyMcR: heh
* ManicPop has returned. [gone:35m9s]
BobbyMcR: haw
ManicPop: food
ManicPop: it's fan-fuckin'-tastic
BobbyMcR: "we're live!!"
ManicPop: shit!!
BobbyMcR: "goddamn it, i said we're live, you asshole!"
ManicPop: i'm fucking sorry, you son of a bitch!
ManicPop: wait... are we still live?
BobbyMcR: hell yes!
ManicPop: shit!!!
ManicPop: i can't believe i fucking said all that live on air! god damn it!
ManicPop: i'm going to get in so much fucking trouble with the station manager!
BobbyMcR: -- "Don't let this happen to you. A message from the FCC."
ManicPop: heh
ManicPop: the beauty of it is, it's a PSA that runs unedited on network television
BobbyMcR: of course
DifferentAngel: i'm hungry.
BobbyMcR: have some spaghetti
ManicPop: ho, ho, ho, you're huh-huh-hungry?
BobbyMcR: santa, your pebbles?
DifferentAngel: barney!!
BobbyMcR: subwoofers r00l
BobbyMcR: you'd think they're only for "rap guys," but it adds to any sort of music
ManicPop: heh
ManicPop: plus, rap guys don't know how to use computers
BobbyMcR: heh
BobbyMcR: rite
BobbyMcR: as shown by that "ca$h money page"
BobbyMcR: "mr. bling bling"
ManicPop: actually, check out any fan site for any rap artist
BobbyMcR: heh
BobbyMcR: i'm sure you can "marvel" at the html skillz
ManicPop: well, there are profesionally done sites
ManicPop: like ohhla.com
BobbyMcR: of course
BobbyMcR: fan sites, though
ManicPop: I LIKE SNOOP DOGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
BobbyMcR: heh
ManicPop: chek back later for more
ManicPop: !
BobbyMcR: Unda Konstrukshun
ManicPop: either that, or it's people that try to "type out" their ebonics
ManicPop: haha
ManicPop: http://members.tripod.com/~DreDay99/index-2.html
ManicPop: case in point
BobbyMcR: holy shit
BobbyMcR: what an awful color combination
ManicPop: i assume there's supposed to be a background
ManicPop: but the link is broken
BobbyMcR: heh
BobbyMcR: some people
DifferentAngel: hey i have a question for you anton
ManicPop: ?
DifferentAngel: how do you make your mouse not squeek? :)
ManicPop: huh?
DifferentAngel: my new mouse... it squeeks and it's driving me crazy!
DifferentAngel: any clever ideas?
ManicPop: i don't know
ManicPop: mice do squeek, perhaps that's intentional
ManicPop: to make it more "life-like"
DifferentAngel: dar.
ManicPop: since the point of a computer mouse is, of course, to make it as close to a real mouse as possible
Styrofoam: ...these motherfucking nuts in your mouth
ManicPop: it's me, warren g, the nigga with the clout?
Styrofoam: clout? haha
ManicPop: http://www.ohhla.com/anonymous/snoopdog/dogstyle/aintnfun.snp.txt
ManicPop: there you go, chris
Styrofoam: I certainly hope the homies CAN have none
ManicPop: but chris
ManicPop: then it ain't no fun!
ManicPop: i don't think you're listening to the song....
Styrofoam: hmm
Styrofoam: so...
Styrofoam: it ain't no fun if the homies can't have none
ManicPop: i know, i know
ManicPop: it's a double negative
ManicPop: i'm sure they'd apologize if they could
Styrofoam: it's two double negatives!
Styrofoam: so it's correct!
Ermac: it's like a quadruple negative
ManicPop: from now on, the song means to say "it is not any fun if the homies can't have some, therefore it is fun if the homies can have some"
ManicPop: i'm authorized to make that determination
Styrofoam: I'm in the process of converting someone from AIM to IRC
ManicPop: good
ManicPop: i really would like to get everyone back here
Styrofoam: nah, not a real-life person
ManicPop: fake person?
Styrofoam: yeah
Styrofoam: unfortunately, a fake person I enjoy talking to a lot (haw)
ManicPop: i know how it is
ManicPop: sometimes i get kind of attached to liz
Styrofoam: haha
ManicPop: then again, she's really the only female in my life that i'm on good terms with of late
Styrofoam: haha
Styrofoam: maybe you should get a cat or something...?
ManicPop: apartment
Styrofoam: the apartment allows bots but not cats? lame
ManicPop: heh
ManicPop: my apartment allows friendly bots
ManicPop: if they do war stuff, or people complain about them, they'll get taken out
ManicPop: that's the "bot policy" for most apartments
ManicPop: similarly, you can't have cats on most irc servers... but someone will allow them as long as they stay clean
Styrofoam: you have to set up a litter box to run them off of
ManicPop: yeah... some providers can get you a litter box on a t3, dual redundancy, running freebsd, for $20/month
Styrofoam: sweet
Styrofoam: pretty cheap for a cat
ManicPop: well, you compile your own cat, of course
ManicPop: that's just something to run it off of
Styrofoam: heheh... well, that did it for me
Styrofoam: *lolz*
ManicPop: yay!
ManicPop: i was wondering when this conversation would reach that "humor breaking point"
ManicPop: we should start a sitcom about irc quotes
ManicPop: it would be very "accessable"
Styrofoam: haha
Styrofoam: that's a big market
BobbyMcR: grastix: do you think i should read this email...... RIP HOLES APART WITH YOUR 12" DICK!
BobbyMcR: this is my mother, people
Styrofoam: haha
Styrofoam: I've seen references to these rip holes apart ads befre
Styrofoam: before
Styrofoam: ...what holes? any holes?
Styrofoam: can I unlock doors with my dick?
BobbyMcR: heh
BobbyMcR: i don't know
Styrofoam: man
Styrofoam: if there's anything I wish I could do with my dick...
Styrofoam: it's cause pain and physical injury to anyone I had sex with
SPdreamer: shane is so hardcore
Ermac: i'll show you hardcore
Ermac: *hardcore sex*
SPdreamer: again, such a tease
Ermac: that's not teasing! that's putting out!
SPdreamer: oh
SPdreamer: but um, I didn't get any hardcore sex
SPdreamer: I just read the words
SPdreamer: blasted internet! how you curse me!
Ermac: ah, sad
Guest31047: hey guys!
Guest31047: it's me!
Guest31047: guest31047!
Ermac: good ol' guest 31047
Guest31047: don't you remember those fun times we had...
Guest31047: shane, brian, guest31047... the three of us
Guest31047: we had some wacky times, that's for sure
Ermac: i've got a chance to be relevant today
Ermac: despite circumstance..i've got a chance
ManicPop: that's good
ManicPop: is that what ricky "bad" religion told you?
Ermac: indeed
ManicPop: heh
ManicPop: ricky religion
ManicPop: whatta guy
* BobbyMcR has returned. [gone:8h46s]
BobbyMcR: haw
BobbyMcR: ricky religion
BobbyMcR: well, your dum
BobbyMcR: you were gone 2 seconds
BobbyMcR: 2...HUNDRED SECONDS!
BobbyMcR: wait...that's not that long
Ermac: yeah it wasn't long
Ermac: not FUCKING LONG!!
BobbyMcR: FUCK!!
BobbyMcR: NOT LIKE MY DICK!
Ermac: PRECISELY!!!
BobbyMcR: ALRIGHT
BobbyMcR: GLAD WE CAN AGREE
Ermac: YES
Ermac: THAT IS THE END OF THE ARGUMENT
BobbyMcR: THANKS
BobbyMcR: HOW HAS YOUR DAY BEEN, SIR?
Ermac: GOOD! LET ME TELL YOU A FUNNY STORY, CALMLY!
Styrofoam: I HOPE I'M NOT INTRUDING ON THIS DELIGHTFUL CONVERSATION, BUT I'D LIKE IT TO BE KNOWN THAT I HAVE AN ANECDOTE TO SHARE AS WELL!
Styrofoam: BUT I WILL PATIENTLY WAIT MY FUCKING TURN, GOOD SIRS!!!!!!!!!
BobbyMcR: YOU ARE GODDAMN KIND
Ermac: I AM SORRY, BUT I CANNOT SAY MY STORY!! THE MOMENT HAS PASSED!!
BobbyMcR: SHIT
BobbyMcR: THAT'S A MOTHERFUCKING SHAME
Ermac: PLEASE, WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE!!! I FIND IT OFFENSIVE!!
Styrofoam: PLEASE, DO TELL, ASSHOLE
Ermac: PERHAPS YOU OUGHT TO TELL YOUR STORY, YOU STUPID SON OF A BITCH!
ManicPop: there's a new driver for my sound card on here too
BobbyMcR: which carred is that?
BobbyMcR: i got a new driver for my ati all-in-wonder radeon too
ManicPop: the "we suck shit" card
ManicPop: ess allegro or something
ManicPop: "installing outlook express..."
BobbyMcR: haw
BobbyMcR: hawwwww
ManicPop: um, but i don't want outlook express
ManicPop: "still installing outlook express, i didn't hear you..."
ManicPop: then how did you know to reply?"
ManicPop: "um...."
ManicPop: IEXPLORE.EXE has caused a illegal operation....
ManicPop: eh, i think product activation is stupid
ManicPop: i think it's going to be a real pain in the ass to people that actually use their computers
BobbyMcR: yep
DifferentAngel: je ne comprend pas
BobbyMcR: it's bullhell
BobbyMcR: you have to 'register' your configuration over the internet or over the phone
ManicPop: typical windows user... doesn't understand the software he/she is running
BobbyMcR: otherwise you can't use the OS
DifferentAngel: oh right
DifferentAngel: i remember that crap
ManicPop: and if you change your configuration, it thinks you're on a new computer
BobbyMcR: if you make too many changes to the hardware configuration, the OS thinks you are "using it on 2 computers"
BobbyMcR: and then it locks your ass up
ManicPop: literally
BobbyMcR: and you have to call to get a new hardware id
DifferentAngel: really? hm
DifferentAngel: i was unaware
ManicPop: you can't defecate until you get a new hardware id
BobbyMcR: and i've heard they don't even have to give you a new ID
ManicPop: and believe me... that's not good news
BobbyMcR: it's at "their discretion"
BobbyMcR: so for the typical guy, let's call him Iddy Ut Computeruser
BobbyMcR: they won't notice anything
BobbyMcR: but for POWER USERS, like myself
BobbyMcR: it makes upgrading or switching out hardware a bicth
DifferentAngel: or, we could call "typical girl" laurie.. cause it hasn't made much of a difference to me thus far
ManicPop: iddy just buys a new computer when he wants something new
palkyle: power LOSERS
BobbyMcR: YEAH!
ManicPop: SHIT
BobbyMcR: i'm thinking iddy is not very smart
ManicPop: he uses windows
BobbyMcR: not sure what clued me in on that
ManicPop: okay
palkyle: time for another burito
DifferentAngel: yeah.. how dare he buy a new computer
ManicPop: i'm not going to find xp tonight
BobbyMcR: an entirely new computer? sigh...
BobbyMcR: build! build! build!
palkyle: building computers is great fun
ManicPop: i build computers from scratch
ManicPop: starting with base metals
BobbyMcR: heh
BobbyMcR: yeah
BobbyMcR: i design the cpu...motherboard...everything
BobbyMcR: it doesn't take long!
ManicPop: yo brian
ManicPop: how about some /mop action
ManicPop: in here and #ysib
ManicPop: please also make a pun about mops
*** BobbyMcR sets mode: +ooo IOQU Lizadrin ManicPop
BobbyMcR: i mopped the floor with ya'z!
ManicPop: thanks
BobbyMcR: i did what i was told
ManicPop: the lol-worthiness of building a computer from scratch is just now setting in
BobbyMcR: heh
BobbyMcR: ingredients:
BobbyMcR: aluminum
BobbyMcR: copper
BobbyMcR: 1 tsp of CFCs...
ManicPop: tools needed:
ManicPop: miniature welding torch
ManicPop: screwdriver
BobbyMcR: haw
ManicPop: metal... shaping... things...
BobbyMcR: and this is where the instruction sheet just trails off...
ManicPop: hehe
ManicPop: yeah, the text gets lighter and lighter
ManicPop: "i paid $30 for this instruction kit!"
BobbyMcR: yeah, i bought that 1000 page "computer from scratch" manual...it was a total rip off
ManicPop: the last 996 pages were blank!
IOQU: eventually it would become negative ink
ManicPop: sucking up ink from around the room
ManicPop: then you'll automatically request ops when you join a chan
BobbyMcR: well, i *was* considering teaming up with jackie chan
BobbyMcR: or joining a chan, if you will
* BobbyMcR awaits the death penalty
* ManicPop just walks away, disappointed and disillusioned
BobbyMcR: linking park sucks
ManicPop: i commend them for taking the initative to connect parks together
ManicPop: but besides that, i hate them
BobbyMcR: boo 2 instant winner
BobbyMcR: how could such a shitty band get 'gigs' with popular, good bands?
Ermac: let's rename our song "don't wanna be (instant winner)"
ManicPop: don't wanna eat any of their dinner
Ermac: lull
ManicPop: (you know... because they probably don't have good taste in food, either)
BobbyMcR: lowell
BobbyMcR: lowell, mass.
SPdreamer: did your school ever have lock ins?
SPdreamer: a bunch of kids sleep over in the gym
BobbyMcR: i think the band did
SPdreamer: were you are "locked in"
ManicPop: i'm sure they were
ManicPop: even if there were a medical emergency or something
ManicPop: "sorry, we don't call it 'lock in' for nothing"
BobbyMcR: 3 students died in there..
SPdreamer: cheating death is half the fun
BobbyMcR: Mindful of those criticisms, Bush insisted Friday that the bill protects, rather than erodes, civil liberties by increasing federal authorities' ability to prevent, rather than just respond to terrorist attacks.
BobbyMcR: HAWWWWWWWWW
BobbyMcR: increasing federal authorities' ability to do what they want
BobbyMcR: no 'restrictions' there
BobbyMcR: wait...it's a crisis
BobbyMcR: we should give up freedom
BobbyMcR: good idea
BobbyMcR: don't worry, we'll "get it back" once everything is "okay" again...
ManicPop: i think we should all kill ourselves so the terrorists have nothing to terrorize
BobbyMcR: that's brilliant!
BobbyMcR: get bush on the phone!
BobbyMcR: he'll probably be happy to carry out the executions himself
SPdreamer: ojwofoffed
SPdreamer: (that is what we'll call it)
BobbyMcR: this new bill?
SPdreamer: no, getting executed by bush so that we'll be nothing left to terrorize
SPdreamer: guy one:where is sally? guy two: oh.. she was ojwofoffed.
BobbyMcR: i see
BobbyMcR: guy 2: hi! i'm guy 2!
SPdreamer: guy 3: I never get any play.. fuck you all!
BobbyMcR: guy 4: yo
SPdreamer: guy 5: guy 1 gets all the chicks, lets kill him
BobbyMcR: guy 4: why don't we just ojwofoff him?
Ermac: guy 7: hey guys, i'm out of sequence
BobbyMcR: guy 6: go to hell!
palkyle: insomniac is on, bOOOO!
* ManicPop sings in an operatic voice, "I BET THAT'S A GREEAAAT SHOOOOOOOOOWW!"
palkyle: with an excellent theme song
BobbyMcR: brought to you by the 'makers' of the 'stupid asshole' song...
ManicPop: from the production team that brought you "i want to be a stupid asshole"...
ManicPop: windows xp pro corp (winxp 2600 final) us-engl (512344182 b) iso.zip
ManicPop: damn
ManicPop: i was getting Mbps speeds from this guy last night
ManicPop: why aren't there more cool people like that?
BobbyMcR: experiencing a slowdown?
ManicPop: nah
ManicPop: i'm still at 8 hours
BobbyMcR: i'm at 22:46
BobbyMcR: with 25%
ManicPop: but... i want things immediately
ManicPop: i should call at&t and say "d00d... you said i'd surf at 100 times the speed of analog modem!"
ManicPop: "but... i was downloading this... uh, large file... and it was only three times as fast!"
BobbyMcR: what was the file, sir?
ManicPop: "um... a really long song... public domain, of course"
BobbyMcR: you're under arrest!
Ermac: haha
ManicPop: "i think it was the star-spangled banner... all 300 verses"
SPdreamer: haha
ManicPop: "most people don't know about all the verses"
ManicPop: "i was in a patriotic mood, you know... gotta support our country!"
BobbyMcR: "well, i'm certainly patriotic enough to know about it! how dare you patronize me..."
ManicPop: of course, once i reveal i was downloading something patriotic, i'm un-arrested
BobbyMcR: right
BobbyMcR: you are awarded a medal
ManicPop: officer: "do you know how fast you were going?"
ManicPop: guy: "i was driving in 80... here in the USA, land of the free!"
ManicPop: officer: "very well."
SPdreamer: "I wanted my clip on flag to wave with pride!"
BobbyMcR: "freedom to slow down"
Ermac: "i killed this man, and ate 2/3rds of his brain in a delightful soup..but..uh..he was saying good stuff about bin laden!! I believe i'm protected thanks to the anti-terrorism act!"
BobbyMcR: yay
BobbyMcR: "your tax dollars at work...the anti-terrorism bill"
BobbyMcR: "because we don't really need freedom..."
BobbyMcR: "paid for by idiots"
BobbyMcR: [end of commercial]
* ManicPop hits reload less
* ManicPop notices "it works more often"
* Ermac is away, cleanin' shit [log:N/A] [page:N/A] [email:shane@kgrg.com] [ICQ:1279925]
BobbyMcR: cleanin' shit
BobbyMcR: sounds like a thankless job
Ermac: it's quite rewarding, actually
Ermac: nothin' like the smell of freshly cleaned shit
ManicPop: do you have the piano song on the piebald double album?
ManicPop: "piano song in a minor" or whatever
BobbyMcR: i think so
ManicPop: it's pretty
BobbyMcR: this piano is out of tune
ManicPop: funny... piebald and out of tune...
BobbyMcR: yes
BobbyMcR: two things i wouldn't expect from those guys
BobbyMcR: the first being that they are piebald...
BobbyMcR: shut up!
* BobbyMcR hides in a corner
* ManicPop asks this scientician
ManicPop: "uhh.."
ManicPop: "windows xp is so great, windows xp can do this and that"
ManicPop: "why am i telling you this? you already purchased it..."
ManicPop: "uh..."
ManicPop: "gotta go..."
ManicPop: "Setup has been cancelled by installation banners."
BobbyMcR: well, resume the send when you get back, coolhead
BobbyMcR: okay
Styrofoam: may coolheads prevail
ManicPop: set a pass, ass
ManicPop: ...hole
ManicPop: i can't wait until monday morning
ManicPop: falafel time
Styrofoam: I can't bring myself to actually fry up something that is prepackaged
Styrofoam: if I'm taking the time to fry, I should be actually cooking!
ManicPop: okay, from now on, i'm making falafel from scratch
ManicPop: on a molecular level
Styrofoam: right
BobbyMcR: just like building a computer from scratch
ManicPop: yep
Styrofoam: good
Styrofoam: that is your sacred task
ManicPop: that's my new project
ManicPop: building a computer from scratch
ManicPop: from just base metals and plastic and stuff
BobbyMcR: no
BobbyMcR: you have to mine the petroleum, too
ManicPop: oh
BobbyMcR: and make the plastic yourself
ManicPop: of coruse
ManicPop: course
BobbyMcR: carouse
BobbyMcR: i think i've determined that Gnotella is responsible for crashing explorer
Styrofoam: what about the country that has been harboring Gnotella?
Styrofoam: are we going to make it pay?
BobbyMcR: hmm
BobbyMcR: i say we bomb guatemala
BobbyMcR: close enough to 'gnotella'
ManicPop: they're either with explorer, or against explorer
* Styrofoam attaches flags with the blue "e" logo to his car
BobbyMcR: yay
ManicPop: (i've had no such problems... i don't think explorer has ever crashed on here... but UNITED WE STAND)
Styrofoam: yeah
Styrofoam: no disagreeing
Styrofoam: just because it hasn't been proven doesn't mean we won't demand that gnotella is brought to justice
BobbyMcR: that's true
BobbyMcR: i don't need evidence
BobbyMcR: we know he's [gnotella] guilty, hand him over
Styrofoam: "they must not have heard"
BobbyMcR: i should try a little experiment
BobbyMcR: gather up 10 subwoofers and see if it sounds like a real speaker
Ermac: haha
BobbyMcR: maybe i can design the experiment such that i can use the 'ideal' value of .1 speaker = 1 subwoofer, and estimate the actual value in practice
ManicPop: heh
ManicPop: and anthony now gets the joke
ManicPop: i've been kinda slow of late
BobbyMcR: haw
BobbyMcR: these 10 subwoofers sound more like 4/5 of a speaker!
BobbyMcR: next thing you know...they'll be selling dolby 5.08 systems
ManicPop: New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani called Monday for "an absolute revolutionary new era in the sharing of information" between federal, state and local authorities. Giuliani spoke at a terrorism and homeland defense hearing in New York.
ManicPop: let's get these guys on gnutella too, then
BobbyMcR: a new york resident later questioned giuliani, "d00d, does that like mean i can like download linkin park mp3s, man?"
Ermac: hey brine, are you going to go see mulhullund dryve?
BobbyMcR: i dowt it
Ermac: boo
BobbyMcR: what time are you guise going?
Ermac: it's gonna be up there in seettle
Ermac: 9:45 or 10:30
BobbyMcR: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
BobbyMcR: maybe if someone can pick me up
BobbyMcR: i still have stuff to do, but...
Ermac: talk to jizzosh
BobbyMcR: or "jizz" for short
Ermac: that's what his good friends call him
Ermac: alright
BobbyMcR: i guess i can go, but i can't really be out 2 late
Ermac: we'll ask the movie to hurry it up
BobbyMcR: please do
Ermac: "due to brian needing to get home early, this film is condensed from its original version."
Ermac: dear anthony:
Ermac: "boo hoo"
Ermac: signed,
Ermac: shane
ManicPop: dear shane:
ManicPop: "i'm still making a valid point, you are boo-hooing just as much as i am, if not more"
ManicPop: signed,
ManicPop: anthony
Ermac: dear anthony:
Ermac: "that wasn't the point of the away message."
Ermac: signed,
Ermac: shane
ManicPop: dear shane:
ManicPop: "still, you're making a big deal about how people message you when you aren't there, then aren't there when you come back... maybe if they had some idea when you'd be back, they could be there"
ManicPop: signed,
ManicPop: anthony
Styrofoam: I'm too tired to understand this
Ermac: dear anthony:
Ermac: "would you rather i put an apology on my away message? i can boo-hoo all i want, and tell people what i want!"
Ermac: signed,
Ermac: shane
ManicPop: dear shane:
ManicPop: "i agree. we may both boo-hoo as much as we like."
ManicPop: signed,
ManicPop: anthony
Ermac: dear anthony:
Ermac: "this will conclude the letters i am 'sending' you."
Ermac: signed,
Ermac: shane
ManicPop: dear shane:
ManicPop: "okay... since this is the last, i won't bother to write back. wait a minute... SHIT!"
ManicPop: signed,
ManicPop: anthony
Ermac: ahooooga
ManicPop: [for those who weren't paying attention:
ManicPop: ManicPop: maybe if your away messages actually said where you were, what you were doing, or when you expected to be back, instead of some stupid song quote or "rar!", people would know when to be back to contact you
ManicPop: Auto response from Ermac Blarg: I HATE IT!! when people message me saying "HEY!! I NEED TO TALK TO YOU!! MESSAGE ME WHEN YOU GET BACK!!!" and then they're not on when i'm back. muthafuckas! ! at least tell me what you want!!
ManicPop: (p.s. i know 5 people will reply to this saying "message me when you get this"..so don't bother, smartasses!!)
ManicPop: ]
Ermac: can't stop the boot
BobbyMcR: can't stop the boot...can't stop the boot
BobbyMcR: you can't stop the boot...can't stop the boot
BobbyMcR: you can't stop the boot...can't stop the boot
BobbyMcR: you can't stop the boot...can't stop the boot
Ermac: oh no!! you really can't!!
* Ermac is stampeded by the boot
BobbyMcR: haw
Ermac: must...rezzzzzstartzzzzz
*** Quits: Ermac (Quit: you really can't stop the boot)
ManicPop: well, as carrot top would say:
ManicPop: work... i am not particularly fond of it
* ManicPop is away, work, 6pm-3am PST [log:OFF] [page:ON]
ManicPop: did you install the system is works?
BobbyMcR: no
BobbyMcR: is it g0d?
ManicPop: it's antivirus, utilities, cleansweep, and ghost
ManicPop: cleansweep helps get rid of "junk"
ManicPop: ghost is a backup service or something
ManicPop: and the utilz are pretty useful
BobbyMcR: ghost is for disk imaging
BobbyMcR: perhaps it's the ghost of peter norton
BobbyMcR: who has 'died'
ManicPop: heh
ManicPop: they keep his body preserved though, so they can get a new picture of him every year for the norton utilities box
BobbyMcR: hawwwwwwww
BobbyMcR: kind of like how mIRC is updated only when a new picture of khaled is available?
ManicPop: well
ManicPop: not really
ManicPop: they do add new features every year, but there is a new picture of him on the box every year
ManicPop: just to squelch those rumors that he's died
BobbyMcR: right
BobbyMcR: they don't want you to know the REAL TRUTH behind Norton Ghost
BobbyMcR: story so far is pretty e-mough
BobbyMcR: which features william 88. fingerslouie on vocals
BobbyMcR: aka denis, the singer
Styrofoam: hah
Styrofoam: nice middle initial
BobbyMcR: yes
Styrofoam: short for 88,000?
BobbyMcR: it's actually a stylized 88, which can't be realized over IRC alone
Styrofoam: how sad
BobbyMcR: it's short for the full written number, eighty-eight
BobbyMcR: i'm not as dumb as you think i am, i might know a thing or two
BobbyMcR: i really don't care about nothing at all but i think the world of you
BobbyMcR: that's right...YOU
Styrofoam: don't know much about science books
Styrofoam: don't know much about the french I took
Styrofoam: that All song seems to follow the format of that old-guy-jones song pretty closely
BobbyMcR: hmm
BobbyMcR: sort of
BobbyMcR: except it's about apathy, not ignorance
Styrofoam: troo
Styrofoam: but apathy and ignorance beget each other
* BobbyMcR begins writing his thesis, "All vs. Old-Guy-Jones: Two Kindred Spirits in the Struggle Between Apathy and Ignorance"
Styrofoam: I would think they'd be in competition
Styrofoam: but you'll be doing all the thesis research, so I probably won't be able to argue against you
BobbyMcR: well, it's a sort of bittersweet partnership
Styrofoam: ah
Styrofoam: I guess there is irony in the thesis title
BobbyMcR: yes
Styrofoam: "vs." + "kindred spirits"
BobbyMcR: i'll have my PhD in no time
BobbyMcR: a PhD in writing idiotic theses, that is
BobbyMcR: Dr. Rogers, W.I.T.
* Styrofoam starts a new band called "Old-Guy-Jones vs. Everybody"
Styrofoam: DaWunda: well, I am going to watch crazy/beautiful now
Styrofoam: DaWunda: I'll talk to you later
Styrofoam: Styrofoamboots: okay
Styrofoam: Styrofoamboots: later!
Styrofoam: Styrofoamboots: have fun watching/enjoying the movie
Styrofoam: DaWunda: I'll probably fall asleep :)
Styrofoam: Styrofoamboots: I hope it's good/entertaining
Styrofoam: DaWunda: bye!
Styrofoam: Styrofoamboots: bye!
BobbyMcR: haw
Styrofoam: (later)
Styrofoam: DaWunda: that was a waste of time/horrible
BobbyMcR: what is crazy/beautiful?
Styrofoam: a kirsten dunst movie
Styrofoam: about craaazy teenagers getting in drug/etc. trouble, I believe
BobbyMcR: sounds/grate
Styrofoam: it's the sequel to face/off
BobbyMcR: of/course
palkyle: i don't want to eat fried foods anymore
BobbyMcR: why not?
palkyle: it's kind of like the "devil's way of preparing foods"
palkyle: I'm reading this health food book. it's saying for frying foods takes away the nurtients. those are important, right?
ManicPop: if you want nutrients, take vitamins
BobbyMcR: nurtients?
ManicPop: i want yummy yuumy falafel
BobbyMcR: you lose nutrients when you cook anything any way...
palkyle: but frying them is the worst
BobbyMcR: i don't know
BobbyMcR: boiling is pretty bad
BobbyMcR: unless you drink the water
BobbyMcR: stir frying actually keeps most of the nutrients
BobbyMcR: since you don't overcook the vegetables
BobbyMcR: and you keep all the 'juices' in the food
palkyle: boiling with only enough water to keep the vegetables from burning, and only long enough to cook them is okay
BobbyMcR: i like raw vegetables the best
palkyle: indeed
BobbyMcR: or very slightly cooked, a la stir fry
palkyle: wait, how do you stir fry something?
palkyle: I'm going to start colecting the water i used when i boiled the vegetables and put them in a hydroponic tank to grow new, healthy vegetables
BobbyMcR: haw
ManicPop: hehe
BobbyMcR: this guy...i tell ya
BobbyMcR: i fought the boot and the...boot won
BobbyMcR: i fought the boot and the...boot won....
ManicPop: i heard a new puddle of mudd song
BobbyMcR: haw
BobbyMcR: i bet it was gr8
ManicPop: "the ... song of the year" -- reviewer
* BobbyMcR attempts to stop the boot
* Ermac assists
BobbyMcR: hmm
BobbyMcR: this isn't quite working
* Ermac dies
* BobbyMcR is thrown back with great force
BobbyMcR: so would you say the boot is kind of like "master hand" in thabros?
Ermac: i would think so..but with infinite hit points
BobbyMcR: ooh
Ermac: the announcer would yell "STOP THE BOOT!"
BobbyMcR: hahhhhh
BobbyMcR: "JIGGLY PUFF!"
Ermac: haw
Ermac: i am going to look at a "strat guide" and see if jiggly puff can be cool
BobbyMcR: heh
BobbyMcR: "No results found."
Ermac: hehe
Ermac: Jigglypuff
Ermac: Complete the game using any fighter on any difficulty setting.
Ermac: hehe
Ermac: i love how easy it is to access jigglypuff
Ermac: "congratulations! you've turned the game on. you get the secret character JIGGLYPUFF."
BobbyMcR: "but i don't want jigglypuff!"
Ermac: "tough shit!"
BobbyMcR: "fuck you, game cartridge!"
Ermac: "perhaps we should have a real life battle!"
BobbyMcR: "let's go then... you and me, mano a mano!"
Ermac: "do i still get to be the announcer?"
BobbyMcR: "no, you get to have your ass kicked!"
Ermac: "shit!"
BobbyMcR: "that's right, asshole!"
Ermac: "round one..you lose!"
BobbyMcR: "don't pull that shit with me!"
BobbyMcR: [punches announcer]
Ermac: "ow! fuck!"
BobbyMcR: "that's right... you want some more? come to my house!"
Ermac: "maybe i will!"
BobbyMcR: "prove it!"
Ermac: "uh..later! i have a game to announce! look, these computer players really want to play a match!"
BobbyMcR: "hey, this is my cartridge, and i decide who plays"
Ermac: "well, then, they want to play! choose those fighters!"
BobbyMcR: [flips off tv screen]
Ermac: "oww! it burns! my one weakness!!"
BobbyMcR: "i knew it!"
Ermac: "please, no more!! i'll never disobey you again, just don't flip me off!"
BobbyMcR: and so our story ends
BobbyMcR: the player found the announcer's one weakness and held it over his head for the remainder of the life of the cartridge
Ermac: [old grainy picture in storybook of player flipping off tv]
BobbyMcR: hahhhhhhhh
BobbyMcR: for some reason, this girl daisy says "hi" to you irc kids
Ermac: yay!
ManicPop: do you have a girl over, brian?
BobbyMcR: no
BobbyMcR: she is on AIM
BobbyMcR: i know her from classes
BobbyMcR: besides, she is having sex with jeff
BobbyMcR: heh
BobbyMcR: that would be funny if you knew both of them
ManicPop: currently
BobbyMcR: yes, right this minute
ManicPop: i hate it when girls talk on aim when i'm having sex with them
ManicPop: you know... i like a little bit of attention
BobbyMcR: yeah
Ermac: oh, that crazy martin lawrence
Ermac: who would have thought! You see, it seems like a traditional "modern day person sent back to the medieval times" movie, but...get this...he's BLACK!!!
BobbyMcR: SHIT!
BobbyMcR: A BLACK MAN?!?!
BobbyMcR: your kidding
Ermac: no!!
BobbyMcR: please say it isn't so!
BobbyMcR: i'll split my sides from laffter!
Ermac: hilarity ensues when these out-of-touch "whities" from the medieval times can't "chill" with this black dude!!
BobbyMcR: hawwwwww
BobbyMcR: welcome to the jungle gym
BobbyMcR: welcome to the jungle, jim
BobbyMcR: welcome to it, jim
Ermac: "thanks!"
BobbyMcR: : )
BobbyMcR: jim has been welcomed
BobbyMcR: he sent a thank you card
ManicPop: there's apparently more to this song than i knew
BobbyMcR: yeah
BobbyMcR: it's a long saga
BobbyMcR: about the struggle between a man and his welcome
BobbyMcR: the climax is reached when he picks out the perfect stationery for his thank you cards
ManicPop: heh
ManicPop: as soon to be seen in "[whatever the name of that song is]: the motion picture"
ManicPop: it would be funnier if i knew....
BobbyMcR: welcome to the jungle
ManicPop: ah
ManicPop: well
ManicPop: there's always "next time"
BobbyMcR: so, how about that new movie based on that TMBG song?
ManicPop: i hear it's called "welcome to the jungle: the motion picture"!!!
* ManicPop watches as brian ROFLs at the new, original, hiliarious joke
BobbyMcR: ROFL
ManicPop: much better
*** Joins: iHateDoods (shane@c1113060-a.fedwy1.wa.home.com)
ManicPop: yeah, man
ManicPop: doods
ManicPop: i hate several
* iHateDoods .
ManicPop: well "said"
ManicPop: time to work on irc quotes!
ManicPop: time for the payage of attention!
iHateDoods: yay!
iHateDoods: i can't wait!
ManicPop: to pay attention?
iHateDoods: well no, i could obviously wait for that
ManicPop: hehe
ManicPop: and an excellent job you did
*** Joins: d00d (palkyle@c2004656-a.fedwy1.wa.home.com)
ManicPop: uh oh
ManicPop: this can't be good!
*** d00d is now known as uhhhhh
ManicPop: sssh... i don't think he saw you
uhhhhh: *whew*
uhhhhh: that was my "alternative"
uhhhhh: well, i got this thing working, now i can go to bed. night
ManicPop: heh
ManicPop: good night
*** Quits: uhhhhh (Ping timeout)
iHateDoods: damn..i missed a dood!
ManicPop: heh
ManicPop: should have been paying attention