Do you remember June-December 2000?
*** Now talking in #bullhell
Famous: this is the chan!
BobbyMcR: yeah!
*** BobbyMcR sets mode: +o Famous
BobbyMcR: we're ops in #bullhell!
*** BobbyMcR was kicked by Famous (bwhaha, i'm taking over!)
*** Famous sets mode: +i
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BobbyMcR: noooo
Famous: hey
Famous: it's invite only!
Famous: how'd you get in?
Famous: you must have just slipped by
Famous: ah well
Famous: you can stay
BobbyMcR: my beautiful channel
BobbyMcR: yep
BobbyMcR: alright
BobbyMcR: i know there's a lot going on her
BobbyMcR: e
Famous: heh
Famous: her
fr1day: i order the live disc from hmv two months ago and they cant get it
fr1day: i am considering buying it from subpops site
Famous: too bad you can't steal things from on-line stores
fr1day: yeah!
Famous: hehe
Famous: i could see it now
fr1day: i bet a good hacker could find a way
Famous: Click here to order this album. Click here to attempt to steal it.
Famous: *guy clicks second link*
Famous: You have been caught stealing while exiting the store. Please wait 4-6 weeks while we send someone to arrest you. Thanks.
fr1day: hehe
Famous: when is digitalinet going to stop being dickholeinet?
*** Ermac changes the topic to 'I'm not only the asshole of the company, I'm also a whore'
Reesie: !seen my dick
Reesie: aw dis
Reesie: !seen mydick
Reesie: arrghhh
* Reesie melts
CowGrain: this is a face of erectile disfunction
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Famous: aaron?
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Famous: bastard!
Famous: if aaron comes back, tell him i was looking for him and/or that he's a dumbass
Famous: i guess the choice is yours
*** Famous changes the topic to 'new elliott smith = good as fuck'
Famous: thank you, that will be all
*** Now talking in #SuperDeluxe
*** Topic is 'Looking for a chilling partner for sunday may 21. let me know.'
*** Set by A3kmed on Fri May 19 13:47:20
*** Famous changes the topic to 'June 20: Sunny Day Real Estate at Showbox, all ages.. on sale now'
Ermac: hey, you destroyed the beautiful topic that was once there
mzbored: h eh
mzbored: we must tar and feather him!
mzbored: :)
mzbored: her?
Ermac: famous = antony
Famous: psh
mzbored: ah.... h eh e, hey anthony!
* mzbored <-- ashley
Famous: psh... i could tell it was ashley based just on her style of typing! and she can't even remember me by my nickname!
Ermac: ashley never remmebers anything
* mzbored hangs her head
Ermac: i picked her up and gave her a ride home from school once, and she thought i was just some random guy
mzbored: h ah a
Ermac: :~(
Famous: well
* mzbored remembers when anthony and chris were caressing each other
mzbored: :)
Famous: heh
Famous: i seem to remember you were part of that :)
mzbored: h a ah
mzbored: uh huh :)
Ermac: oh my
mzbored: h ah
Famous: hehe
Ermac: i didn't get no part of that
Famous: the fully clothed threesome in the back of shane's car
mzbored: i think you were driving
Ermac: yeah
mzbored: hah a
mzbored: ooooohhh yea
Ermac: :~(
mzbored: i 'm 18 and i don't even have a permit
mzbored: :(
Ermac: i always drive
Ermac: that's all i do
Ermac: never get no action
mzbored: me and anthony are bums
Ermac: anthony drives, yo
Famous: yeah
Ermac: it's all you!
mzbored: oohh yea
mzbored: :(
* Famous slaps his license down
* mzbored stares at it with tears in her eyes
* Famous picks up his car and slaps it down, for further proof
* Famous dies
* mzbored impressed by him muscles, ashley throws herself upon anthony
Ermac: ooh
* Ermac is turned on watching it
* mzbored sees laurie coming, and acts like nothing happened
* Famous would protest since he's going out with laurie, but he is dead and can't
* Ermac gets it on with laurie
Ermac: (since anthony's dead)
* mzbored watches
* Arden stops and considers it and gives it a, "well.. he's dead.. he would have wanted me to get it on with shane!"
* mzbored gives anthongy CPR
Ermac: haha
Ermac: "he would have wanted it this way...*making out*"
* Famous is really still alive, and is enjoying every minute of this
mzbored: h eh e
Ermac: anthongy is alive!
mzbored: h aah h a
Arden: no! not anthongy!
Ermac: anthony's evil twin!!
Ermac: run!!!
* Ermac ducks for cover as anthongy wrecks havoc in #superdeluxe
* Ermac gets it on with laurie still, however
* Arden diez
* mzbored considers this, and decides that the bad have more fun
Ermac: ack!
Arden: no.. it's too late!
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Ermac: noo! what have i done!
anthongy: bwhahahah
* Ermac gets the dead person disease due to getting it on with dead laurie
* Ermac dies
* mzbored slaps shane "get a grip man!"
mzbored: opps :)
Ermac: no!
Ermac: now you have the dead person disease!
* mzbored slaps a dead man repeatedly
mzbored: hhe
anthongy: i'm the only one left alive!
* Ermac can now easily get it on with dead laurie
Ermac: wait!
Ermac: anthony is still alive!
Ermac: battle of the anthony/anthongy!
Famous: no i'm not, you fuck
Famous: i'm dead
Ermac: you are too!
Famous: hey
Ermac: [00:04:40] * Famous is really still alive, and is enjoying every minute of this
Famous: oh yeah
Famous: i forgot about that
Ermac: you faked your death, you asshole!
mzbored: h ah a
Famous: ...somehow...
* anthongy kills Famous
* Arden gets it on with dead shane.. it's what dead people do
Famous: there
Famous: now i'm dead
Ermac: i guess anthongy wins
Famous: thanks, evil twin!
Arden: i think it's time for a dead orgy.
anthongy: no problem... eh, gotta go
Ermac: *dead orgy*
anthongy: *footsteps/doorslam/car driving off sounds*
mzbored: cheers, anthony, see ya at the party
*** anthongy has left IRC (vrooom)
Ermac: no..anthongy left
Ermac: anthony's still here
* Ermac gets the dead-person-disease cure
* Ermac is alive!
Ermac: *ding!*
* Ermac alives everyone else, thus ending the saga
Famous: <me, after buying like ten cds last week> "man, i've spent so much on cds... i'm not going to by another cd until the new sdre comes out. except eminem. uh, and modest mouse. and catherine wheel."
Famous: <me today> "whoa... i didn't know we carry this! i think i'll buy it, and a bunch more stuff!"
BobbyMcR: i went to my first day at pizza hut today
Famous: how was that?
BobbyMcR: it was okay, i just rode in a guy's car and watched "how it's done"
Famous: "okay..."
Famous: "here, first of all, you get in the car"
Famous: "you start the car"
Famous: "you drive to the person's house... here, i'll show you"
Famous: "make sure to always drive 80mph"
BobbyMcR: "don't drive 88 mph...you'll travel through time"
BobbyMcR: "i have a question...will i always drive to this house?"
Famous: "rookie mistake... my first day i drove to the same house over and over too... you'll learn... luckily the guy that lived there was a fat guy, so he took all the pizza anyway"
BobbyMcR: hehe
BobbyMcR: you can always count on fat guys
BobbyMcR: come on, telnet
BobbyMcR: don't be a...hellnet
BobbyMcR: they should change the successful almond joy ad campaign to "sometimes you feel like an asshole...sometimes you don't"
Famous: hey
Famous: aaron
Famous: got the new deftones?
aaroin: yup!
aaroin: rar
Famous: rock
Famous: i like it
aaroin: i do as well
aaroin: i didn't know either way, at first...but yesterday i played it in mah car, really loud
aaroin: and...*sniff*...it just touched me, you know?
aaroin: but yeah, 'tis good
BobbyMcR: what, are they emo or something?
Famous: yep... all music that makes you feel at all = emo
BobbyMcR: i thought so
BobbyMcR: the rest is just details
aaroin: yeah, last year at endfest, in the middle of the pit, i just sat down and cried
BobbyMcR: hehe
Famous: you were then killed
aaroin: hehe
aaroin: 'zactly
BobbyMcR: "shove it, shove it"...it's so true!!! *cries*
Famous: did you know fred meyer stopped carrying punk-o-rama 5 and recalled all the copies because there's an f-word on the back?
Famous: that's dum
Ermac: booo
BobbyMcR: ?????!!!!
BobbyMcR: that's damnhell dumbstupid
Famous: 1) tons of other cds have that word on the back, and we carry them
Famous: 2) i can't believe no one noticed until two weeks later
Famous: 3) that's stupid
BobbyMcR: hey, fuck the world, i will deny you
Famous: i find it funny that we put "tupac -- strictly for my niggaz" proudly on the shelf, yet recall punk-o-rama 5 for a tiny f-word at the bottom, hardly noticeable
Famous: but whatever
BobbyMcR: yeah
BobbyMcR: you can't beat big business
Famous: i know we have other cds that say fuck on them
Famous: posies, for example
Famous: everyone is a fucking liar
Famous: um... built to spill... nowhere nothin' fuckup
BobbyMcR: and "fuck you: the CD"
Famous: i can't wait to get "fuck you: the CD"
BobbyMcR: why would you guys carry that and not punk-o-rama? i mean, FYtCD is pretty popular...but it offends me
BobbyMcR: it's due out next week
Famous: "50 of today's hot artists, not singing or playing instruments, just saying 'fuck you' into a microphone!"
Famous: hey shane... i unlocked all four secret bastards in smash bros.
Ermac: oooh that was quick
BobbyMcR: it says right on the box, "UNLOCK ALL 4 SECRET BASTARDS!"
Famous: luigi's parents aren't married
BobbyMcR: i see
BobbyMcR: wouldn't that mean mario's parents aren't either?
Famous: no
Famous: they're actually half-brothers
Famous: but
Famous: "super mario half-bros." didn't catch on
BobbyMcR: i see
Ermac: they both have the last name mario, coincidentally
BobbyMcR: honk shoooooo
Famous: sure, because they have the same father
Ermac: i see
Famous: see, luigi is younger, and his dad.... *trails off*
Ermac: *crickets, soft breeze*
BobbyMcR: febreeze
Ermac: f'breeze
Famous: my dad uses that shiz
BobbyMcR: febreze...short for fuck the breeze, or something
Famous: yeah
Famous: that's an old saying
BobbyMcR: sure is
BobbyMcR: back in my grandpa's time...
Famous: "what are you guys doing tonight?"
Famous: "eh... just gonna go out on fuck the breeze"
Famous: on = and
BobbyMcR: of course
* Famous lays his attempted joke to rest
BobbyMcR: i love how spelling errors signifying the end of a joke as we know it
BobbyMcR: shit... -ing
Famous: haw
* BobbyMcR killz hisself
Famous: even though it wasn't a joke, it still dies!
BobbyMcR: i know, i know
Famous: you know
Famous: "hell, hell" is a cool pearl jam song
BobbyMcR: yes, "hayol, hayol"
Famous: "dayom, dayom" was the b-side
BobbyMcR: "(what the) hail, hail" is the full title
Famous: and "aw shooot dogg, aw shooot dogg" is on the cd maxi-single
Ermac: are you guys going to mofos on friday?
BobbyMcR: i don't know...i was contemplating that
BobbyMcR: well, that and suicide
BobbyMcR: and chances are i might...
BobbyMcR: ...take my life tonight, that is
Famous: i might break something tonight
Famous: GIVE ME SOMETHING TO BREAK
Famous: cuz i pack a chainsaw
Famous: (what?!?!?)
Famous: anyway
Famous: a motherfucking chainsaw
Famous: really, anyway
Famous: what's going on at mofo's friday?
Famous: i work until 11
Famous: but i could come over after that
Ermac: yeah, it's an all-night thing, since it's his condo and whatnot
Ermac: it's cool that we all have a place to chill now though..first one to move out!
Famous: yep, we'll all have to rent his place
Famous: per night
Ermac: let's all move in
Famous: STOP being polite
* BobbyMcR laffz
BobbyMcR: yeah, we could really start getting real with an idea like that
Famous: "real" you say?
BobbyMcR: yeah
Famous: i know what we could call it....
Famous: "the world of realness"
Famous: who's with me?
BobbyMcR: someone else
Ermac: i kinda like "a the opposite of fake world"
Famous: wow
Famous: mofo owns (space) of the condo
BobbyMcR: %20 or 20%?
Ermac: haha
Ermac: i bet it was %20
Famous: How to get to Mofo's Condo (Yes, this ' means I own it, well %20 of it, the bank owns the rest)
BobbyMcR: haw
BobbyMcR: he should have put "i own of the condo"
BobbyMcR: that's better
Ermac: yes..cuz that's what he was trying to do
BobbyMcR: i know
Famous: but he doesn't own a non-breaking space
Famous: he owns a regular space
Ermac: "what the? a space..which could be non-breaking space..which could be percent twenty..twenty percent..ah-hah!"
Famous: fgshsdkl
Famous: %20 is NOT non-breaking space!!!
Famous: %20 is regular-ass space!!
Ermac: yeah, but this is the casual user
Ermac: i mean, they have only dabbled in this
Famous: ah
Famous: wait
BobbyMcR: well, what's non-breaking space in "%"-language?
Famous: why would the "casual user" even know about non-breaking spaces well enough to get them wrong?
* BobbyMcR laf'z
Ermac: like i said, he/she's sampled a little
Famous: knows just enough to get themselves in trouble
BobbyMcR: this 'convo' makes more and more sense every day
BobbyMcR: it's gone on for a few days now
BobbyMcR: this is, what, day 3?
Famous: day 3 of YOU"RE DETH!!!
Ermac: `KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!
BobbyMcR: oh crap
BobbyMcR: KNOOOOOOOWLEDGEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Ermac: IS POWWWWWWERRRRRRRRR!
* Ermac breaks something given to him
Ermac: (be careful, it might be your fuckin' face!)
Famous: if i were to read a transcript of this conversation, i would assume that it took place in the afternoon
BobbyMcR: yes, it's very logical to assume that
Famous: certainly not at 3 in the morning
BobbyMcR: because I DON'T NEED YOU TO TELL ME WHAT TO DO!
BobbyMcR: I DON'T NEED YOU TELL ME WHAT TO BE!
BobbyMcR: (FUCK YOU!)
BobbyMcR: I DON'T NEED YOU TO TELL ME WHAT TO SAY!
Famous: this is the music we grew up on
BobbyMcR: AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO TELL ME WHAT TO THINK!
BobbyMcR: WHAT TO THINK!
Famous: this is the music that we play
BobbyMcR: WHAT TO THINK, THINK, THINK, THINK, THINK!!!
BobbyMcR: YOU GOTTA DIE, GOTTA DIE, GOTTA DIE FOR YOUR GOV'T!
Famous: and everyone else's opinion means nothing
BobbyMcR: DIE FOR YOU COUNTRY, THAT'S SHIT!
Ermac: yah..that's the daddy..yah..that's the daddy..congratulations mommy, i'm glad i made ya happy
BobbyMcR: ???!?!?!!?!
* Famous blowz up
* BobbyMcR blowz up real good
* Ermac blowz up dissapointingly
* BobbyMcR holds up a sign reading "2"
* Famous kicks around large shane pieces
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BobbyMcR: wow, that was my last resort
BobbyMcR: one might say i cut my life into pieces
BobbyMcR: (whatever that means!)
BobbyMcR: well, fuck a goddamn son of a bitch
Famous: oh hey shane
Ermac: yes
Famous: we did get a new christina a. record
Famous: get
Ermac: what was it? a single?
Famous: from what i can tell, it's a collection of old songs in spanish
Ermac: hah
Famous: i know the i turn to you single has "por siempre tu" on it
Famous: and that's just the same song sung in spanish
Famous: so i guess she did a whole album of them
Ermac: so she thinks she's all special because she knows spanish..
Ermac: well, i'll tell her a thing or two!!
Famous: i'll fuck her a thing or two
Famous: ...wait...
Ermac: *record stops*
BobbyMcR: i heard part of your raydeeoh show today
BobbyMcR: where you played 'generic ska band'
Ermac: hehe..oh yeah..the agents
BobbyMcR: they were 'grate'
Ermac: "yes"
BobbyMcR: "this song is called...[can't remember title]!"
Ermac: hehe
Ermac: naaaahndeee eight!
BobbyMcR: that's right
BobbyMcR: they must have recorded the song back before cd cases and liner notes existed...
Ermac: haha
Ermac: that must be
Ermac: "now this soong is callled..!!"
BobbyMcR: "written by joe smith, produced by steve jones, mixed by andy williams!"
Ermac: "the album title is..!!"
Ermac: "special thanks to..!!"
BobbyMcR: "the cover art looks pretty much like this..."
Ermac: "you'll have to imaaahgine!"
BobbyMcR: that would be great
BobbyMcR: oh, how i long for those days...
BobbyMcR: the days that existed at some point in the past...
Famous: i think it's time to fuck up the fucking fucking fuckity fuck fucks
BobbyMcR: what are you talking about?
Famous: heh
Famous: i don't know
Famous: just came to mind
BobbyMcR: what's so much 'goodier' about mIRC 5.8?
Famous: i don't know
Famous: i think khaled just got a new picture, and couldn't wait to share it
BobbyMcR: yeah
BobbyMcR: boy, don't i look like a "major league asshole," as g.w. bush would say
BobbyMcR: i urge everyone to vote for george w. bush
BobbyMcR: "hey, his dad was president..."
BobbyMcR: that's his campaign slogan
Famous: even if you aren't eligible to vote
Famous: do it anyway
Famous: break in
BobbyMcR: yeah
Famous: get a fake i.d.
BobbyMcR: 'break in' to the voting records and place yourself in there
Famous: you know, you don't hear about people getting fake IDs for voting often
BobbyMcR: d00d, i can't wait to vote, man...why do i have to be 18? that's so lame...but i got this friend who can hook me up, man!
BobbyMcR: it's like 21 year olds buying beer for you
BobbyMcR: you get 18 year olds to vote for you
Famous: (after voting) "hey, since we know you're 18... want some cigarettes?"
BobbyMcR: "FREE SMOKES WITH EACH VOTE"
Famous: you know, creed is a great band
BobbyMcR: i hear ya loud and clear
BobbyMcR: they really speak to me, you know
BobbyMcR: "ah just herrd, thah nooz tooday"
BobbyMcR: "it seeeems mah life, is goh-nuh chaaange"
Famous: i often wonder if one could take me higher
Famous: now i know someone feels the same way
BobbyMcR: hahahah
BobbyMcR: that song saved my life, man!!
Famous: hehe
Famous: cahn yooo tayke mee highaah? (dunna-lunna-dunna-dow!)
Famous: i want to punch that little guitar riff
BobbyMcR: i want to punch that guitarist
BobbyMcR: have you seen the video?
Famous: yes
BobbyMcR: the guy looks like such a moh-ron
Famous: dunna-lunna-dunna-OW!!
Famous: hehe
Famous: get it?
Famous: guys?
Famous: hyuk, hyuk
BobbyMcR: *sigh*
Famous: <audience> boooooooo!
Famous: <scott stapp> wow, we shouldn't have hired this stand-up comedian to open for us
BobbyMcR: but, seriously, folks....
BobbyMcR: creed is just bad
BobbyMcR: i've never heard such a rip-the-fuck-off band
BobbyMcR: (2*pearl jam + stone temple pilots + alice in chains)/4 = creed
BobbyMcR: the weighted average that explains creed
BobbyMcR: as lee murphy would say, they're "bullshitty"
Famous: (2*pearl jam + stone temple pilots + alice in chains)/8 + bullshit/2 = creed
Famous: there
BobbyMcR: okay, fine
BobbyMcR: 50% bullshit, 50% rip-off
BobbyMcR: 'there' album sounds like core by STP
BobbyMcR: have you heard their other songs?
Famous: i've heard my own prison, higher, what if, and that wah wah song
BobbyMcR: arms wide open?
Famous: yah
BobbyMcR: "ah just herrd, thah nooz tooday"
BobbyMcR: really, there's no better way to spell that to express how he sings
BobbyMcR: i've pinpointed it
Ermac: this is cool..back when i was young and reading far side/calvin and hobbes books, some jokes i wouldn't understand; but i'd say to myself, "that's okay..when i'm older, i'll understand them." now, i'm older, and i do!!!
Ermac: it's like investing!
Famous: how is it like investing?
* Famous waits for long, drawn-out comparison
* Famous gets tired of waiting, and goes to make macaroni and cheese
Ermac: because..uh..it's time for me to go to bed now
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Ermac: well well
Ermac: well
BobbyMcR: well
Ermac: .
BobbyMcR: ,
* Ermac sighs.."here we go again!"
BobbyMcR: wahh, wahh, wahhhhh
Ermac: "the shane and brian character symbol show will be right back!"
BobbyMcR: "are you tired of wasting precious money on PHONY predictions from PHONY psychics?"
BobbyMcR: ^^^^ commercial message
Ermac: "das he hahv a fashul mahking of some soht? mustache, scah? yah..that's the man..that's the man..yah"
BobbyMcR: "yer matha weel hov a provurbeeal fit!"
Famous: i like how i get four spams in a row with the subject "YOU MAY NEVER SEE THIS AGAIN !!!"
*** Famous changes the topic to 'we got ops, you asshole!'
Famous: for the ultimate in irony, we're going to lose ops, and not be able to change the "we got ops" topic
BobbyMcR: that would be sweet!
Famous: alright!
*** Famous sets mode: -oo BobbyMcR Famous
Famous: yes!!
Famous: isn't this ironic?
Famous: like rain on your wedding day?
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*** Famous sets mode: +nt
*** Famous changes the topic to 'we don't have ops!'
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*** Famous sets mode: +o BobbyMcR
BobbyMcR: are you done now?
Famous: a free ride... when you've already paid?
BobbyMcR: *sigh*
BobbyMcR: everything alanis mentions is a perfect example of irony
Famous: a free ride when you've already paid is kind of irony
Famous: but none of the others really are
BobbyMcR: yeah
BobbyMcR: it's just...
BobbyMcR: bad stuff..
BobbyMcR: i guess
Famous: isn't it [bad stuff]
Famous: don't you think?
Famous: a little tooooo [bad stuff]
Famous: yeah, i really do think
Famous: ([ ] = edited-in voice guy)
BobbyMcR: haha
* BobbyMcR lol'z's
Famous: we've salvaged the song!
BobbyMcR: hooray
Famous: no.. now you've put the idea into our heads!
* Ermac shrivels
Famous: shrivels?
Famous: as in, becoming wrinkled?
Ermac: oh..because "now he's put the idea into our heads!"
Famous: why does that make you shrivel though?
Ermac: iunno
Ermac: stop interrogating me!
Famous: obviously it does, though
Famous: so said the irc narrator
Famous: ["irc narrator" sitcom theme plays]
Ermac: yep..i definitely shriveled
DelMonte: I, R, C narrator, makes you feel like you are really there-rrator
DelMonte: etc.
Famous: perhaps
Ermac: haha
Famous: but it has to start with "he's the irc narrator..."
DelMonte: FINE
* DelMonte stomps off
Famous: haha lol
DelMonte: wha?
Famous: i dunno, that was funny
Famous: hence "lol"
DelMonte: okay :)
Ermac: wah, i can't say funny things
Ermac: -chris
Famous: capital letters = funny
Famous: YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT
DelMonte: well, I didn't think it was funny enough for a lol!!
Famous: i don't know, irc has its own strange comedic timing
Famous: the way sentences just appear
Ermac: haha
DelMonte: yeah
DelMonte: heh
DelMonte: magic
DelMonte: but, in a way like talking
Famous: that "FINE" just hit me, unprepared
Famous: mofo?
Famous: are you home-o?
Famous: heh
Famous: let me rephrase that
CowGrain: yes
Famous: are you here?
CowGrain: and yes
CowGrain: and yes
Famous: is it just me, or is god damn fuck shit stupid motherfucking asshole i hate you afsdhka fsdklg asflkh sdlkfdsfskl internet explorer
BobbyMcR: what the...
BobbyMcR: internet explorer can suck my exploring dick
BobbyMcR: i'll show it an illegal operation
* BobbyMcR robs a bank
BobbyMcR: [rimshawt]
Famous: so... did you see that saturday night live with tom green hosting?
BobbyMcR: no
BobbyMcR: was is bull or hell?
BobbyMcR: you make the call
Famous: it was the single worst moment in television history
Famous: my god
BobbyMcR: haw
Famous: it didn't just insult my intelligence, it actually destroyed it
Famous: i forgot how to do long division after watching just five minutes of it
BobbyMcR: what could tom green possibly do that has a chance of being funny?
Famous: uh... kiss and lick other guys
Famous: huh huh uhhuh
BobbyMcR: outside of the format of his show, i couldn't see him surviving
Famous: that was basically the show
BobbyMcR: he's not really that type of "comedian"
Famous: it wasn't even snl... it was "do things that are funny when tom green does them"
BobbyMcR: his show, although not very humorous, "works" for him
BobbyMcR: anything else is a huge mistake
Famous: the first skit was about people bird watching
BobbyMcR: for example: tv commercials
BobbyMcR: ^^^ BAD!
Famous: and tom green and will ferrel were dressed up in eagle costumes
BobbyMcR: i'm laughing already...
Famous: and they ran around the audience while tom green bothered people
Famous: and then at the end, the two had a big open-mouthed kiss/lick
Famous: while the birdwatchers went "awww..."
BobbyMcR: okay...
Famous: that was the basically the show
Famous: i fell asleep, luckily
BobbyMcR: wonderful
Famous: speaking of tv commercials
Famous: did you hear the "WUZZZAHHHUPPP?!?!?" guys are getting a tv show?
Famous: i just about killed myself after hearing that
* BobbyMcR explodes
BobbyMcR: that can't be true
Famous: they said it on the news on komo radio
BobbyMcR: oh boy
BobbyMcR: ...TVs everywhere will be senselessly vandalized
Famous: so can you wait, or can't you wait?
BobbyMcR: uh...i could wait forever not having seen their show
BobbyMcR: their own show? that's just ri-hell-u-lous
BobbyMcR: it's destined to fail
Famous: yeah
BobbyMcR: if they throw a 'whaaaaaazuuuuup?' thing in every show, it will be cancelled
Famous: it's so "let's capitalize on this success immediately!!"
Famous: "who cares if it's not funny in two days? now!"
BobbyMcR: taking into account the cost of producing it, this is a stupid move
BobbyMcR: they couldn't possibly get enough money to cover this loss...
Famous: you know what else pisses me off?
Famous: "andy" from domino's pizza commercials
BobbyMcR: i hate that 'thing'
BobbyMcR: what is he?! why?!
BobbyMcR: WHY?
Famous: i love how they just jumped into having a mascot, without explaining anything
BobbyMcR: yeah, x-ack-lee
Famous: the very first commercial was "andy does something wrong, the workers go 'ANDY!!'"
Famous: then "bad andy. good pizza."
Famous: so somewhat intelligent viewers are left going "who's andy? what's andy? what does this have to do with anything?"
Famous: and stupid viewers go "huhuh... andy... mmm... pizza"
BobbyMcR: so basically you're saying...this guy will have his own show?
Famous: hopefully
BobbyMcR: the world cannot wait any longer
Famous: basically the premise will be, he's andy, he does bad stuff, "ANDY!!!", buy pizza
BobbyMcR: there will be a tender moment at the end, where the fucking nerd employee tucks andy into bed...and then andy dreams about spending money on low-quality domino's pizza...
BobbyMcR: very touching
Famous: okay, here's my impersonation of real.com, brought to you in substandard html:
Famous: <big><big>REALPLAYER 8 PLUS! BUY IT!!! IT'S THE BEST WAY TO VIEW REALAUDIO AND VIDEO ON THE WEB! BUY NOW!</big></big>
Famous: <small><small>realplayer 8 is our free player.</small></small>
Famous: there's one thing you've gotta remember...
Famous: there's two kinds of people in this world
BobbyMcR: dumbasses and dumbshits
Famous: there's three words you should never say
Famous: there's one thing you should never do
Famous: there's two good reasons to live
Famous: there's only three ways to get things done
BobbyMcR: there's only one way to kill anthony
Famous: (one is you do it yourself)
Famous: there
BobbyMcR: yay
BobbyMcR: alright, i'll kill you myself
Famous: nooooooooo
Famous: another built to spill related death
BobbyMcR: "built to spill responsible for yet another murder today."
BobbyMcR: "details at 11."
BobbyMcR: doug martsch avoids arrest yet again
BobbyMcR: that bastard
* Famous falls 'of' a(n) cliff
BobbyMcR: ...from ihop, that is
BobbyMcR: rooty tooty fresh and fruity!
* BobbyMcR puts on a disguise
Famous: have you heard his latest tune?
BobbyMcR: #1 on the charts i would assume
Famous: i wake up in the morning, empty feelin' inside
Famous: i need me a hearty meal, so i take a short ride
Famous: i get a big two-egg breakfast and it fills me to the top
Famous: and now i'm feelin' great thanks to my local IHOP!
Famous: (*dunt*)
Famous: "sorry folks, but the show's over."
Famous: (*clap clap*)
Famous: "what a great crowd."
BobbyMcR: "i'll be giving blowjobs for $5 each after the show"
BobbyMcR: "anyone interested?"
Famous: "i hate my life"
BobbyMcR: "how do i look naked?"
BobbyMcR: [slide whistle 'down']
Famous: (one guy who was clapping starts booing)
BobbyMcR: i need me a hearty meal, so i take a short ride...to the gay bar downtown, he fills me to the top...
BobbyMcR: cliff from ihop
BobbyMcR: whattaguy
Famous: aw yeah
BobbyMcR: today i ordered the new nofx 7" "gods and pods" off of nofxofficialwebsite.com
BobbyMcR: and then i paid $1 more to get a nofx poster with the order
Famous: i should do that
Famous: you can order by cred. card?
BobbyMcR: yeah
Famous: do they accept the fuck you card?
BobbyMcR: yes, they accept visa, mc, and fuck you
Famous: i don't know if i trust fat mike with my credit card number
Famous: he's pretty punk rock
BobbyMcR: fat mike handles everything
Famous: yep
BobbyMcR: including shipping, receiving, answering phones
Famous: he does every order by himself, one at a time
Famous: yep
BobbyMcR: sending out e-mails when someone orders something...
BobbyMcR: shrink-wrapping
BobbyMcR: presses the vinyl himself
Famous: by hand
Ermac: hand-delivers each order
BobbyMcR: hehe
Famous: maunfactures the plastic used to make the case
BobbyMcR: (pressing vinyl by hand?)
Famous: yeah, with a small needle
BobbyMcR: "unhh...must press...really...hard..."
Famous: it takes a very long time
Famous: but he does it, man!
Famous: because he has to put out records d.i.y
Famous: literally
BobbyMcR: you better watch out, you better not cry
BobbyMcR: you better put out records diy
Famous: (i will! i won't!)
BobbyMcR: 'cause it's not what you've done, it's what you've been
Famous: (i will!)
BobbyMcR: if you fuck up, i'm telling tim
BobbyMcR: i'm telling tim
BobbyMcR: leona said, you're a fucking dumbass
BobbyMcR: -- joe millen/colin johnson
Famous: ah
Famous: the songwriting team of millen/johnson
Famous: "This is an all ages show."
Famous: but when i go to order, it says "adult ticket - over 21 - id required"
Famous: must be a mistake
Famous: let's call the bitches
Famous: eh, i'll just go to the wherehouse tomorrow
BobbyMcR: yeah right
BobbyMcR: you always say that
Famous: every day
BobbyMcR: even when inappropriate
Famous: for example, while someone is choking to death
Famous: or, when someone says "if you even mention the wherehouse, i'm going to shoot you in the face"
DelMonte: 530 Anonymous logins are not allowed here.
Famous: "but i'm only trying to do one!"
Famous: *tuh doon*
Ermac: and i'm gonna buy a bunch of crappy select soda
Famous: nooooo
Famous: that stuff makes me sick!
Ermac: select is 3 cases for $9.99
DelMonte: I can't tell the goddamn difference
DelMonte: so cheap = good
Ermac: yeah!
Famous: fred meyer pop makes me want to vomit
Famous: last time i tried safeway select, i remember a similar reaction
DelMonte: fred meyer vomit makes me want to pop
Ermac: did you try Dr. A+?
Ermac: too bad it isn't that anymore
Famous: hehe
Famous: i remember trying "Dr. Smooth" at some store
Ermac: haha
Famous: fred meyer has "Dr. Wild"
Ermac: we just have dr. skipper or something
Ermac: and mountain breeze
Famous: heh
Famous: i think we have mountain breeze too
Famous: or something really similar
Famous: mountain shit
Ermac: that's it!
Ermac: NEW! Mountain SHIT!
DelMonte: heh
DelMonte: mountain shit would be some pretty hefty stuff
DelMonte: maybe it's just rainwater
DelMonte: rivers are kinda like the shit of mountains
Famous: "Mountain Shit -- This stuff tastes like shit!"
Famous: there's really no way to insult the taste of mountain shit
Famous: you know
Famous: i've got something to say
Famous: i killed your baby today
Ermac: does it matter much to you?
Famous: no
Famous: as long as it's dead
Ermac: :(
Famous: heh, nothing like driving in the fred meyer parking lot wearing my fred meyer uniform playing that song up loud with my windows down
Famous: eventually i thought "heh, maybe i should turn this down"
Ermac: hehehe
Famous: then as i got out of the car, i realized you can't parody that song
Famous: "i've got something to say, i killed some guy today"
Famous: "wit... that's not much different!"
DelMonte: hehe
Ermac: hehe yeah..in fact, it's a little more humane than killing a baby
Famous: yeah
Famous: i'm toning down the song!
DelMonte: hehehe
DelMonte: I dunno
DelMonte: I think like... killing an 18-year-old guy is worse than killing a baby
DelMonte: if I had to rate them
Ermac: hehe
DelMonte: if he's like a 60 year old guy, baby is worse
Famous: yeah
Ermac: if he's a 120 year old guy, killing yer dog is worse
Famous: but killing the real elderly is right up with killing a baby
Famous: no
Famous: like... killing a guy in a wheelchair
Famous: heh
Famous: killing a baby in a wheelchair
Famous: that's the worst
DelMonte: I dunno
DelMonte: you're taking less life-enjoyment from the wheelchair dude than you would take from a guy with legs
Famous: but it would seem worse to your peers, though
Famous: maybe logically it's not as bad
Famous: but fuck logic
Famous: and fuck you too
DelMonte: well, yeah... hmmm
DelMonte: he's more defenseless or something
DelMonte: you're not supposed to kill defenseless people
DelMonte: but if you're killing them with total safety for yourself, it seems like that logic should come into play
Ermac: oooh dis
DelMonte: come on! try to argue against it! come on!
Ermac: sorry man, i was the one agreein with ya
Ermac: the winner by default..chris!
DelMonte: yay!
BobbyMcR: yourdum
Ermac: mydum!
BobbyMcR: my.dum.com
BobbyMcR: i hope that exists
BobbyMcR: go to dum.com
Ermac: haha
BobbyMcR: what is that?
Ermac: it's your domain!
Ermac: looks like someone bought it, but hasn't done anything with it
Ermac: and that's the default page
BobbyMcR: i hope they make a my.dum.com
BobbyMcR: that would rock
Ermac: haha
Ermac: get your own personalized dum service!
BobbyMcR: hehe
BobbyMcR: "links to your favorite dumbasses!"
BobbyMcR: man, i should really go to bed
Ermac: hey ant, did you read that we got the new sdre?
Famous: i heard it
Famous: someone played disappear today
Ermac: we can play any song..what song should i play this morning?
Famous: hm
Famous: crap
Famous: that's like trying to answer "which supermodel should i have sex with today?"
Ermac: haha
Famous: um
Famous: killed by an angel
Famous: or snibe
Famous: or both :)
BobbyMcR: tyra banks
BobbyMcR: yeah, what IS he saying at the end of that?
BobbyMcR: "...to linoleum and [shadows of defeat??]"
BobbyMcR: "hello, you son of a bitch"
BobbyMcR: "thanks for buying our cd, asshole"
BobbyMcR: listener: "hmm, i don't like this one bit!"
BobbyMcR: [throws cd out window]
BobbyMcR: song: "nooooo..."
Ermac: haha
Ermac: [cd and all songs contained within die]
Ermac: yeah, i wanna know what he says
Famous: [listener then returns scratched cd to fred meyer with no reciept and expects full cash refund]
Famous: shane
Famous: june 11th and 15th?
Ermac: correct
Famous: fuck
Famous: "dear manager, i would like the 11th, 15th, 19th, and 20th off. please give me all these days, and don't fire me. thanks."
Ermac: that's why it's requesting
Famous: sorry
Ermac: and not threatening
Famous: i demand days off
Ermac: yeah..we have a request book and a demand book..you get fired if you write in the demand book
BobbyMcR: whoo, i'm writing a "tricking-you-emo-sounding-beginning-but-then-punk-later" song
Ermac: what's my age again has already been written
Famous: also known as "what's my age again?"
Famous: yeah
Ermac: hehe
BobbyMcR: no, this is complicated, though
BobbyMcR: with much cooler bass
BobbyMcR: and two guitz
Famous: are you calling blink 182 "simple"?
Famous: or worse, "anti-complicated"?
Ermac: nooooo
Ermac: my life is ruined
BobbyMcR: sorry
* Ermac commitz the suicide
* Famous has the sex with shane's dead body
Famous: oh excuse me
Famous: "haz"
BobbyMcR: ouch
Famous: eh
Famous: backstreet boys, nsync, 98 degrees, blink 182... i love them all
Ermac: i don't mind blink..good ol' non-threatening pop-punk
Famous: i don't mind them either
BobbyMcR: neither do i
Famous: how about you, other person?
Ermac: <other person> yes
Famous: yes you do mind them? or yes, you agree?
Ermac: <other person> ...
Ermac: <other person> *jumps out window*
BobbyMcR: interesting
Ermac: we'll never know exactly what other person meant
Famous: <other person> #...........!!!!!!!!
Famous: that's him going "..." while falling out a window
Ermac: haha
Ermac: emphasizing
* Famous is away, food, n64, etc
* BobbyMcR is away, #n64 food, etc
Famous: nintendo! it's a cereal now!
BobbyMcR: yeah
BobbyMcR: whoo
BobbyMcR: super mario jumps...
Famous: "ow! mario did that stomp-jump in my mouth and broke my jaw!" -- the bad aspect of porting n64 games to cereal
BobbyMcR: you need a guy with a PhD in computer science to port a video game system rom to cereal
BobbyMcR: or else THAT happens
DelMonte: hey, FIF isn't allowed to have a song called "suckerpunch"... only pain can have that song
BobbyMcR: yeah, esp. since 5IF (<-- cool abbrev.) is all dumbass-ly christian
DelMonte: yep... and pain is that and kinda skaysh
BobbyMcR: wait... 5-Fe-F
BobbyMcR: that's an even cooler abbreviation
DelMonte: heh
DelMonte: if you're a nerd
BobbyMcR: their fans are probably too dumb to get that
DelMonte: how would a collection of 5 iron atoms be in a "frenzy" in chemistry? is there a way to denote a high-energy electron state?
BobbyMcR: uh...
BobbyMcR: maybe with that "dots" crap
DelMonte: hmmm
DelMonte: well, 5Fe would be cool
BobbyMcR: where you have all of the orbitals filled except the outer one, which has one space open
DelMonte: ah, yeah
DelMonte: I always found that ignoying
DelMonte: stupid chemistry
DelMonte: hooray for keith
BobbyMcR: hehe
BobbyMcR: hooray for 'not copying'?
DelMonte: hooray indeed!
DelMonte: but, everyone copied in that class
DelMonte: usually after I copied it from him, that Ryan guy copied it from me
BobbyMcR: "if everyone jumped off a bridge..."
* BobbyMcR kills his quoted self
BobbyMcR: damn that phrase!
DelMonte: "...that led to both survival, without pain, and a B in the class without doing any work..."
BobbyMcR: ...
BobbyMcR: i see
DelMonte: of course, since the bridge leads to that, jumping off would be unadvisable
BobbyMcR: hehehe
* BobbyMcR laffz
Famous: "...keeping in mind that the bridge eventually reaches the ground directly below it..."
Famous: there
Famous: i saved it
DelMonte: hehe
DelMonte: some sort of spiral-bridge
Famous: yep
BobbyMcR: what a 'great' concept
BobbyMcR: they should have bridges that just waste space
BobbyMcR: and don't really lead to anything that needs bridging
DelMonte: well, that sentence being used, the original idea that one would die from the fall is still there
Famous: no... if you jumped off, you could break some of your bones... but not have pain or die
Famous: since it leads to survival without pain
DelMonte: well, the bridge leads there
BobbyMcR: so take the bridge, man
DelMonte: but you could still die from the fall if you don't take the bridge path
Famous: well wait
Famous: wouldn't you fall into the survival without pain?
DelMonte: hmm... I see what you're saying
BobbyMcR: yeah, dumbass
DelMonte: since it's a location, if you fall into it, do you still acquire it?
DelMonte: I... guess... so...
Famous: well considering that walking into it makes you acquire it
Famous: wouldn't falling into it do the same?
Famous: unless it takes a few seconds to initalize, or something
Famous: then you could possibly die from the impact, but not from blood loss, etc
BobbyMcR: hey, some dood on napster has ysib songs
DelMonte: I guess I oughta turn the fuck in
* BobbyMcR punches him in the head
Famous: <chris> here you go, here's the fuck... i'm done with it
BobbyMcR: turn whom the fuck in?
Famous: heh
BobbyMcR: return it to fred meyer, they'll take anything
DelMonte: heh
Famous: some convicted felon
DelMonte: hehehe
DelMonte: I have a reciept!
Famous: Ronald "The Fuck" Johnson
Famous: he killed ten people
* BobbyMcR laffz the fuck out loud
Famous: time to turn him in
DelMonte: hehe
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Ermac: tell us something we don't know
Famous: Haha. Face it guys, Daniel is a musical idiot.
Famous: hehe
Famous: i was funny
Famous: i can imagine what a "musical idiot" looks like
BobbyMcR: like that cd you were going to make
BobbyMcR: "i can't play any instruments"
Famous: hehe
Famous: yeah
BobbyMcR: with pictures of you 'looking like an idiot' and holding the instrument you can't play
Famous: *picks up guitar, looks confused*
BobbyMcR: even a jug, a triangle, and a wood block
BobbyMcR: and a guiro
Famous: yeah
Famous: that was a great idea
BobbyMcR: well, that would have been released a year or more ago
BobbyMcR: your follow-up would be "i don't know how to play any REAL instruments"
BobbyMcR: featuring you on drums
Famous: yes, unfortunately i can play an instrumentfasdklfj... hey!
BobbyMcR: but still just as confused about other instruments
Famous: drums are fake instruments
BobbyMcR: ha
BobbyMcR: yes
Famous: i think the progression in the photos would be:
Famous: 1) me with piano
Famous: 2) me with guitar
Famous: 3) me with drumset
Famous: 4) me with a horn of some type
Famous: 5) me with a recorder
Famous: 6) me with a triangle
Famous: 7) me with a cassette tape recorder
BobbyMcR: where's the guiro?
Famous: what's that?
BobbyMcR: the...
BobbyMcR: uh
BobbyMcR: SCRAPE scrape scrape SCRAPE
Famous: ah
Famous: that thing
BobbyMcR: i think "deadweight" by beck uses it
Famous: well it depends on how big this existent cd booklet can be
Famous: our existent budget will dictate that
BobbyMcR: yeah
BobbyMcR: i say we just have a photo collage of a whole bunch of instruments
Famous: but i think the idea of me trying to figure how to play a cassette tape would be great for the last shot
BobbyMcR: yeah
BobbyMcR: put like 20 pics in there
BobbyMcR: maybe tile them
Famous: perhaps covered in unraveled audio tape
BobbyMcR: so you can clearly see the sequence
BobbyMcR: yeah
BobbyMcR: that would be great
BobbyMcR: just like in movies
BobbyMcR: or whatever
Famous: yep
Famous: i think you mean, "that really happens... so like that"
BobbyMcR: yeah
Famous: haha
Famous: this entire concept is too hiliarious
BobbyMcR: i know
Famous: "we're way over-budget for this album!"
Famous: "why? there's no music on it at all!"
Famous: "we had to rent all the instruments!"
Famous: wow, i'm writing my second check today
BobbyMcR: for the union?
BobbyMcR: or what?
Famous: eBay
BobbyMcR: ah
BobbyMcR: i have to write checks every month, at least
BobbyMcR: for my 'kred' card
BobbyMcR: street cred card, that is
Famous: credibility card
BobbyMcR: exactly
BobbyMcR: flash it whenever someone is in doubt about your reputation
BobbyMcR: "dude, is this guy like really punk?"
BobbyMcR: [guy hands him "street cred card"]
BobbyMcR: "let me run this thing through"
BobbyMcR: [slides card through reader]
BobbyMcR: "CONNECTING...WAITING...STREET CRED APPROVED..."
BobbyMcR: "dude, you were right, you are punk"
BobbyMcR: anncr: the street cred card...it's everywhere you wanna be
Famous: arg
Famous: these guys are pressurewashing (and later, will be painting) the apartment
Famous: which is great
Famous: but it's very wet and hard to get in and out of the building
BobbyMcR: dis
Famous: the sidewalks are like flooded
BobbyMcR: point the pressurewashing devices at their faces
BobbyMcR: that oughta stop 'em
Famous: yeah, i'll just grab it from them
BobbyMcR: i'm sure they're easy to hold still
BobbyMcR: like a fire hose
Famous: i've used a pressure washer before
Famous: i could shoot some guy in the face with one, no problem
BobbyMcR: well, what are you waiting for?
Famous: "how are we going to get all this water off the sidewalk? i know, we can blast it away with the pressure washer!"
Famous: "???"
BobbyMcR: ???
Famous: ah, i love that kind of humor
Famous: like "what are we going to do with all these ashes?"
BobbyMcR: let's burn them
BobbyMcR: yes
BobbyMcR: i remember
Famous: fjsadkl
Famous: fucking pressure washers!
Famous: i almost slipped out there
BobbyMcR: ha
Famous: pressure wash this, you assholes!
Famous: "owwww! no! stop! i wasn't serious!"
BobbyMcR: hehe
Ermac: i am apparently getting my digital camera by thursday at the latest
CowGrain: hehe
CowGrain: finally
Ermac: i think my mom decided against ground ups shipping, and settled with "guy walking to your house" ups shipping
CowGrain: wow he has to walk all the way from the warehouse
CowGrain: what a guy
Ermac: yeah
Ermac: you'd think that'd cost even more than ground air, but, for the sake of my joke, that's the fifty-cent shipping
Famous: "guy walking to your house" shipping
Famous: that's great
Ermac: yay!
Famous: if i ever got time to do irc quotes, i'd definitely include that one
Ermac: haha
Famous: now, to completely discredit my above statement:
* Famous is away, n64, etc
Famous: man, i can't work on irc quotes... i'm so busy with n63!
Famous: er, 64
Famous: n63 was much less popular
Famous: you know, the n63 would be very hard to program
Ermac: yeah, it just wouldn't make economic sense
Famous: because either every eighth byte would have to be seven bits (thus forcing it to be an ascii value) or it would have to process the last bit of the eighth byte seperately, making it very slow
Ermac: all for the sake of having it called "n63"
Famous: to cover up a typo
Famous: anyway
Famous: hey you guys have to see shane and kisux's play
Famous: it's funny dick ass shit
BobbyMcR: is it fune?
Famous: yeah
DelMonte: I saw a movie version of it
Famous: i mean, normally i hate all school theater plays
DelMonte: that's about it
Famous: but i was laughing my nuts off... i felt bad, i was supposed to hate it!
BobbyMcR: what was it?
BobbyMcR: what sit cold?
BobbyMcR: or "what's it called" if you will
DelMonte: "a funny thing happened on the way to the forum"
BobbyMcR: sounds like bullhell
BobbyMcR: major alan j. bullhell, your commanding officer
DelMonte: I would say its major fault is the opening song, talking about how it's a comedy and stuff
BobbyMcR: "this is funny...you should laugh, this is funny...you should give a crap"
BobbyMcR: "watch this play, if you don't your gay"
BobbyMcR: "i spelled that wrong...but how can you tell"
BobbyMcR: "this is a song, this isn't going so well"
BobbyMcR: "this is funny!!"
BobbyMcR: [ending fanfare]
DelMonte: you should've utilized "spell" in the rhyme there
BobbyMcR: already said spell
DelMonte: that's what I mean
DelMonte: should've used THAT "spell" in a rhyming position
BobbyMcR: damn
BobbyMcR: you've got me there
* BobbyMcR hastily rewrites the song
BobbyMcR: as opposed to the arduous process of writing it for the first time
DelMonte: heh
Famous: woo
Famous: this live exhausted is hip
Famous: go (i'm assuming) will!
Famous: i don't think they ever played exhausted with taylor
Famous: what a fucking cool song
Famous: a-costed
Famous: adult
Famous: arraeh... sted.
DelMonte: arreeeeeeesssted
DelMonte: da dunna dunna dunna dunna dunna da dowwww (dow!) da dunna dunna dunna dunna dunna da dowww
Famous: yep
Famous: that's it
DelMonte: the whole song is really just an ad for Dow Chemical
Famous: hahaha
Famous: that's a great idea
Famous: sell ad space in guitar riffs
DelMawnte: hehe
DelMawnte: some company could rename itself "wicka down" and say a lot of punk bands endorse them
DelMawnte: it could be a skateboard company or something
Famous: yeah
Famous: "Try #Dunnn... Dunt Dunt Dunt Cola#! The official soft drink of the Deftones!"
BobbyMcR: wow, i really kicked bull on the final exam in computer programming
BobbyMcR: in short, "
BobbyMcR: "
BobbyMcR: hmm
Famous: wow
BobbyMcR: let me try that again
Famous: that was short
BobbyMcR: in short, "i rule"
BobbyMcR: previous message was a bit shorter than i meant
Famous: heh
BobbyMcR: damn this enter key
Famous: in short, "[carriage return]"
Famous: i got a scanner
Famous: i'm not sure what to scan first
Famous: probably my erect penis
BobbyMcR: sure
BobbyMcR: why not?!
Famous: perhaps the glass is cold
Famous: okay
Famous: time to scan my dick
BobbyMcR: you're actually going to do that?
Famous: eh
Famous: i dunno
Famous: it would be funny to see how it turned out
BobbyMcR: bad
Famous: but i don't want to break this thing by lying down on it
Famous: so... i guess not
Famous: i'll scan my foot, though
Famous: rad!
Famous: it's my foot!
BobbyMcR: that's great
BobbyMcR: why the bad quality?
Famous: i made it a small jpg
Famous: and then there's probably the fact that scanners aren't made to scan feet
BobbyMcR: hmm
Famous: hehe
Famous: so i tried it....
Famous: i can't get close enough to the scanner to get a clear scan
BobbyMcR: booo
Famous: but what came out is interesting
Famous: here... i'll send it to you...
Famous: *actually does*
BobbyMcR: no, don't do that...mIRC takes all "*actually does*" text strings as commands to perform the aforementioned action!
BobbyMcR: it's a special feature
BobbyMcR: i'm going to kill myself
BobbyMcR: *actually does*
* BobbyMcR has been killed
Famous: heh
Famous: well i didn't save it
BobbyMcR: doesn't matter
BobbyMcR: it says in the help file, "mIRC will do anything possible to perform the action previously mentioned, including altering the laws of time and space, which is possible, especially through the use of programming."
BobbyMcR: i wonder why they took the time to say it was possible...almost sounds like they're not sure of themselves
Famous: yeah
BobbyMcR: i believe in C, the function alter([number corresponding to that being altered], [alter value]) is how you do that
BobbyMcR: for example, alter(1,2) makes time (=1) move twice as quickly
BobbyMcR: alter(0, 1) makes an impossible event (=0) possible (=1)
BobbyMcR: the applications are endless
BobbyMcR: hello?
BobbyMcR: i sure know how to kill a party
* Ermac has returned.
Famous: hey shane, you missed me scanning my dick!
Ermac: "aw man..."
Ermac: --quote from some guy on a different subject
BobbyMcR: 'i kill you' is typed with only the right hand
BobbyMcR: 'a great bastard was traded' is typed with only the left hand
BobbyMcR: unless you count spaces done by the right thumb
Ermac: i'll kill you is right hand too
BobbyMcR: i'll kill you, you punk
Ermac: nooooo
Ermac: i'll kill you, ok?
BobbyMcR: yoink
BobbyMcR: no
Ermac: ok..
BobbyMcR: look
Ermack: ok
BobbyMcR: no, i'll look
Ermac: jump, punk, i'll kill you..
BobbyMcR: no
Ermack: no???
BobbyMcR: (you have to use the left shift on that!)
Ermac: (no..i used right shift)
BobbyMcR: ooh, rebel typist
Ermac: :P
BobbyMcR: do you work on sunday?
Ermac: yup
BobbyMcR: dis
Ermac: hah..i won the right-hand typing game!
BobbyMcR: oh
Ermac: hmm
BobbyMcR: i...
Ermac: hmm?
BobbyMcR: uh
Ermac: you ok?
BobbyMcR: oh no
BobbyMcR: i'm ill
Ermac: oh..i'm ok
BobbyMcR: huh?
Ermac: junk..poo..
Ermac: umm..huh
Ermac: i uh..i'll look in my junk, ok?
BobbyMcR: poopoo
Ermac: um..ok..
BobbyMcR: pimpin'
Ermac: pi?
BobbyMcR: you likin' yo' pimpin'?
BobbyMcR: no
BobbyMcR: pimpin'
Ermac: ohhh
Ermac: pimpin, yo?
BobbyMcR: yo
Ermac: yo.
Ermac: oh..jump up, jump up, ho?
BobbyMcR: ok
BobbyMcR: hoho
Ermac: ho ho ho.
Ermac: :}
BobbyMcR: pinky
Ermac: nooo
BobbyMcR: ooh
Ermac: i..
Ermac: kill you?
BobbyMcR: kill him
BobbyMcR: kill my ho
Ermac: nuh uh..
Ermac: kill *my* ho
BobbyMcR: & my ho
Ermac: ok
BobbyMcR: & my pimp
Ermac: & yo' pimp???
BobbyMcR: yup
Ermac: hmm...ok
BobbyMcR: yoo hoo
Ermac: no, you ho. i'm pimpin
BobbyMcR: uh-uh
Ermac: huh???
Ermac: i...i..
Ermac: i'm pimpin...??
BobbyMcR: no
Ermac: i'm killin'...??
BobbyMcR: yup
Ermac: you?
BobbyMcR: no
Ermac: ho?
BobbyMcR: phono
Ermac: phono??
Ermac: in my poll, i kill you, no phono/pimp/ho
BobbyMcR: no
Ermac: uh huh
Ermac: yum..
Ermac: yum..poo
Ermac: jokin'...jokin'...
BobbyMcR: uh-huh
Ermac: i'm jokin'..you punk
BobbyMcR: ...?
Ermac: ...i'm killin my jokin'
BobbyMcR: okay, enough of this
BobbyMcR: i'm tired as bullhell
Ermac: me too
Famous: "i'm a shithead" -- my computer
*** DelMonte has left IRC (what good is internet call waiting if you don't let me, Chris Jenkins, through?)
Famous: what a surprise
Famous: 8492384239089230 user unknown e-mails
Famous: actually just one, but i'm sure more are on the way
Ermac: here they come!
Famous: *scene of messages flowing out of computer monitor and sweeping anthony away to a storm drain follows*
Famous: i don't understand... i didn't e-mail this many people total!
Famous: aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Ermac: anthony died today, from a barrage of user unknown e-mails. you too can prevent deaths such as these!
Famous: kids, don't "reply all" to mass e-mails! *dunt dunt dunt*
*** Famous changes the topic to 'YSIB.colm'
Famous: that's right folks
Famous: YSIB.colm
*** Famous changes the topic to 'YSIB.com'
Ermac: hehe
Famous: you got your ticket, right?
Ermac: not yet
Famous: dammit!
Famous: can you get one tomorrow?
Famous: you can't miss out on this!
Ermac: it's not gonna sell out, yo
Famous: sure
Famous: that's what you said about that modest mouse show
Famous: and, um... others!
Ermac: yeah, but this one's really not gonna sell out!
Ermac: if i wake up in time, i'll get one tomorrow
Famous: *this just in: warped tour 2000 is #totally sold out#!!!!*
Famous: holy shit!!
Famous: i hate how they are interrupting irc sessions with late-breaking news now
Famous: and making it look like i said it
Famous: anyway, get a ticket you loser
Famous: because you know what's going to happen
Famous: i can see it now...
Famous: "oh no, fat mike is sick! nofx can't play! and we need a band to go on... now!"
Famous: "is there a band in the audience?"
Famous: <brian> "did someone say.... band?"
Ermac: hehehe
Ermac: <brian> "but wait..shane didn't expect it to sell out..and it did..we don't have a bassist! we can't help!"
Ermac: <random guy> "hey, i know how to play bass, and i can improv fairly well"
Ermac: <brian> "never mind, we found someone..we can play!"
Ermac: ***THE END!!***
Famous: Last-minute substitution YSIB played in place of NOFX, and generated a record amount of boos and hiss.
Famous: i find it funny that there are actually records kept of boos and hiss
Famous: but, it's all true
Famous: so wanna do something tomorrow, brian?
Ermac: kill a man?
Famous: his name should be stan
BobbyMcR: well, i have to work from 5:30 to 8:30
Ermac: <stan> phew
BobbyMcR: mustard on one's mouth
BobbyMcR: mustard on one's mouth
BobbyMcR: mustard on one's mouth...dun, dun, dunna-dun duh
BobbyMcR: the song written in 3rd person
Ermac: mustard on chris' mouth
Ermac: there appears to be mustard near chris' lower lip, perhaps directly on it
BobbyMcR: mustard on one's mouth sounds much better
Famous: this guy was eating lunch
BobbyMcR: he had a sandwich
Famous: he had a sandwich, i think it was turkey
BobbyMcR: he believes it could've been turkey
Famous: eh
Ermac: i vote for brian
Famous: the narrator could have thought it was turkey as well
Famous: then he went in the commons, but i didn't follow him there so i don't know what happened after that
BobbyMcR: nah
Ermac: the narrator could have also been into gay sex!
Famous: (end of song)
Famous: how about second person
Famous: mustard on your mouth
Famous: mustard on your mouth
Famous: you were eating lunch
Famous: "ect"
BobbyMcR: then the guy starts doing all that, of course
BobbyMcR: "uh-oh, better start eating lunch"
BobbyMcR: "oh shit!! there's mustard on my mouth!"
Famous: well
BobbyMcR: "mustard on my mou-outh!"
Famous: it says you "were" eating lunch
Famous: so as long as the guy listening has had lunch before, he's safe
BobbyMcR: otherwise, out with the sandwich!
Famous: dunt dun
BobbyMcR: you've gotta die, gotta die, gotta die for the government
BobbyMcR: die for the country
BobbyMcR: that's shit
BobbyMcR: what do you think of that?
*** SPdreamer has quit IRC (sorry, gotta run.. busy dying for the country/government)
Arden: i'm feeling whelmed
Famous: heh
Famous: wouldn't whelmed be normal? what is "whelmed" anyway?
Arden: well i'm not feeling overwhelmed... just.. whelmed in general.. a normal ammount of whelmage
Famous: because if you are overwhelmed, you have too much going on... and if you are underwhelmed, you don't have enough
Famous: so wouldn't being "whelmed" mean you are feeling just fine?
Famous: hehe
Famous: whelmage
Arden: no.. i think being overwhelmed is you know, to be under a lot of pressure.. and so whelmed would be just pressure.. not a lot or a little, just some
Famous: yeah
Famous: that's basically what i'm saying
Arden: well i dont think it's "feeling just fine", cause that would be unwhelmed.. you have to be feeling some sort of whelmage to be "whelmed"
Famous: well here's what i'm saying
Famous: if you are underwhelmed, you don't have enough going on
Famous: and if you are overwhelmed, you have too much going on
Famous: so if you were whelmed, wouldn't that be just enough?
Famous: underwhelm: "to fail to impress or stimulate"
Arden: we are defining "whelmage" differently..
Famous: overwhelm "to overpower in thought or feeling"
Famous: hey
Arden: ?
Famous: there is a verb "whelm"
Famous: 14th century
Arden: yay!
Famous: "to overcome in thought or feeling"
Famous: hm
Famous: looks like you would be correct
Famous: d'oh
Arden: hah!
Arden: now i'm back to 0 grammar points.. i lost one early in the conversation, but i've gained one now!
Famous: of course, it's not commonly used now... but whatever, you win
Famous: the 14th century was a good time for verbs
Arden: was it now?
Famous: oh yeah
Arden: i haven't talked to many verbs lately.. lot of 'em born around then?
Famous: do you know "kick"?
Famous: kick is 14th century
Arden: i've had a little experience with him
Arden: wow, he ages well.. i thought he was older?
Famous: nah
Famous: he was born around the same time as "punch"
Arden: wow
Arden: for some reason i had most the "physical violence" verbs marked much much earlier
Famous: kill was 14th century
Famous: strangle
Arden: 14th century must have been around the time such practices like "punch you in the face" and "kick your ass" were becoming wide spread
Famous: mutilate, however, didn't come around until 1534
Arden: what page are you on anyway?
Famous: uh... i know all this stuff... um... off the top of my head, uh... yeah
Famous: http://www.m-w.com/
Arden: wow.. it must have taken a while for people to get bored with normal violence
Famous: yeah
Arden: "I'm tired of punching you in the face.. i think i'm going to... mutilate you.. yes.. i like that.. mutilate.."
Famous: hehe
Famous: joe violence, 1534
Famous: "kick-ass" was from 1970
Famous: strikingly tough, aggressive, or uncompromising
Arden: kick-ass was from the punk movement of the 70's, obviously
Arden: ah see.. stab wasn't till the 15th century.. obviously these people needed a while to come up with new ways to hurt people
Famous: "hit" and "strike" were before 12th century
Famous: they must have very uncreative fights back then
Arden: yeah
Arden: "hit him! hit him!" "I just did!" "..well.. uh.. hit him again!"
Famous: "now i'm going to strike you in the face!"
Arden: man.. i would have hated to be one of the great murder writers of the early 12th century.. "It appeared as if the victim have been hit, perhaps stricken, with a large blunt object. probably a rock, because we dont have anything else large and blunt except sticks, and no one strikes with a stick.."
Famous: haha
Arden: wow, a rare instance of laurie being funny.. this is one for the books
Famous: although i find you funny often
Arden: i find you funny often! take that!
Famous: i can take that
Famous: because "take" has been around before the 12th century!
Arden: yeah.. people been stealin' since they had hands..
Famous: yep
Famous: it's god's fault
Famous: he got them started with that 10 commandments shiz
Famous: if not for the 10 commandments, it probably would have never occured to humans to lie or steal
Arden: yeah.. in the end god is responsible for all the bad stuff
Famous: like i've always thought... i wonder who invented lying
Famous: because whoever invented lying... i bet he got away with all kinds of crazy shit
Arden: hah i bet the first lier was really rich and stuff.. wow.. that would have been really cool
Famous: "hey, all that stuff over there is mine!"
Famous: "well, i thought it was mine... but you say it is, it must be"
Famous: oh... and have you seen a movie at the supermall recently?
Ermac: yes
Famous: i wanted to kill myself during the thing they had at the beginning with that stupid pepsi girl
Famous: where she's in the old west? BOOOOO
Famous: it was like two years long too
Famous: i was audibily booing
Ermac: YES!
Ermac: i was gonna say that!!!
Ermac: i intentionally grabbed popcorn and stuff and threw it all over the floor
Famous: "awrite, i wantcha'll to turn off yer pagers and cell phones... and no talkin'!"
Famous: i actually found the manager of the theater and anally raped him/her
Ermac: good
Ermac: stick it to the man, as it is
Famous: i stuck it alright
Ermac: ;)
Famous: i don't think i make enough to get a fawking visa card through my bank
Ermac: doh
Famous: i probably have to apply for "visa for dumbasses"
Famous: see... how it works... the card says "visa for dumbasses" on it
Famous: and it's embarassing, so you only use it when you have to use it
Ermac: haha..ahh..makes sense
Famous: therefore, you don't get in financial trouble
Famous: has boxin been good to ya'll?
* Ermac does not answer, merely plays the piano
Famous: yo, howard
Famous: wake up, man!
Famous: i guess boxing was good to him
Famous: since he was just an announcer
Ermac: hehe
Famous: that must be, like, the point of the song or something
Famous: they should do a "boxing II" for the next album
Ermac: in light of metallica's "unforgiven II"
Famous: "and now i'm stuttering, and shaking, and can hardly talk..."
Famous: "i got hit in the head a lot, and now it's hard to walk... i pivot and slip..."
Famous: "i'm not cut out for this"
Ermac: haha
Famous: making fun of people with diseases = funny
Ermac: yep..they deserve it
BobbyMcR: what does one have to say about that?
Ermac: 3j4
BobbyMcR: yay
BobbyMcR: 3j4
BobbyMcR: it's the 'word' on everybody's mind lately
BobbyMcR: http://adex3.flycast.com/server/socket/127.0.0.1:2800/ad/MP3Com/ GeneralRotation/1;ord=1859716805
BobbyMcR: pick your speed, shane
BobbyMcR: i want my credit decision in...
BobbyMcR: hmm
BobbyMcR: about 10 years
BobbyMcR: i wonder if that option is in the list...
BobbyMcR: what the...?
BobbyMcR: i clicked it and...i'm being redirected somewhere else!!
Ermac: impossible!!
BobbyMcR: i can't believe it
Ermac: those wiley advertisers!
BobbyMcR: how 'clever' they are
DelMonte: constipation... no shitting... don't give a fuck if I spend my day sitting
BobbyMcR: haw
BobbyMcR: ah, papa roach
BobbyMcR: will you ever learn?
Famous: unfortunately we can't do the kill mofo version
Famous: i was also thinking about that... how funny it would be to hear that tough guy announcer voice say "kill mofo!"
Ermac: haha
Famous: i think mofo should be a character in smash bros. 2
Ermac: yeah
Ermac: he has no moves
Ermac: or moves that don't hurt anyone
Famous: he'd have no powers, no special moves, and he'd trip and fall if he moved too quickly
Ermac: haha
Famous: wait
Famous: mofo would have a special power
Famous: "stupid jokes"
Famous: they would daze whoever was in the general area for a few seconds
Famous: but it would be harmless
Famous: hey
Famous: my dad fixed my hi-hat stand
Famous: the pedal is actually attached to the stand now
Famous: it works god-the-hell-damn-goodlier
BobbyMcR: wow
BobbyMcR: how did one do this?
Famous: with bolts and brackets and shiz
Famous: for some reason, i'm now finding "god-the-hell-damn-goodlier" really funny
Famous: it sounds like it could be someone's name
BobbyMcR: Godda Hildam Goodlier
Famous: ah yes
Famous: G. H. Goodlier
Famous: the president of the biggest drum supply manufacturer ever
BobbyMcR: Godda...must be polish or something
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khhfghc: is anyone "in the house"?
khhfghc: put driver's death up on the site
khhfghc: the one that goes: don't wanna be in driver's death, don't wanna sit next to a guy named seth, don't wanna ride like him, don't wanna drive like him, don't wanna be in driver's death
*** khhfghc has left IRC (Leaving)
BobbyMcR: all i know is it's like a "class" now
Famous: yeah, the guy was talking about how in the past you just came in, looked at a book for a few minutes, took a test, and you were out
Famous: and it was about 75% passing
Famous: and now it's a "class" with a video, and 99.7% pass
BobbyMcR: the .3% must be REALLY sorry individuals
BobbyMcR: i can see it now...
BobbyMcR: they come into the test with feces-stained hands
BobbyMcR: eating a raw hamburger
BobbyMcR: ha...raw hamburger...i kill me
Famous: heh
Famous: there was a papa roach reference in the video, too
Famous: something about "cut chicken into pieces"
BobbyMcR: wow
BobbyMcR: that's your last resort...
BobbyMcR: ...for a delicious meal!
Famous: hehe
Ermac: haha
Famous: haha... dammit
Famous: lol
Famous: boooo
BobbyMcR: "pauses live TV and a whole lot more"
BobbyMcR: "...literally"
BobbyMcR: "pressing the pause button on a tivo will force live broadcast actors/people to stop what they're doing"
BobbyMcR: "(please don't abuse this feature)"
* Famous kills altavista for this terrible pun
Famous: "Advantage Bush As Ball Lands in U.S. Supreme Court"
BobbyMcR: "Advantage Me As I Kick Altavista In Balls"
Famous: i rented the greatest holiday movie of all time on DVD for mofo's party
BobbyMcR: jack frost?
Famous: yep!
BobbyMcR: damn
BobbyMcR: it warms my heart to hear that
Famous: and other "extras"
BobbyMcR: hah
BobbyMcR: i can't imagine
BobbyMcR: "here's a scene we deleted because it didn't gratuitously mention balls or anything"
Famous: deleted scene #1: "a scientist explains how a dead person turning into a snowman a year later is possible"
Famous: deleted scene #2: "the event that takes place that makes the band change its mind about playing on christmas day and turn around"
Famous: deleted scene #3: "an outtake from when the director yelled 'i hate my life!' in the middle of a take"
BobbyMcR: and a bunch of bloopers where the snowman misses his cues
BobbyMcR: "we knew working with a non-human actor would be difficult but we never expected this! ... [wacky music]"
BobbyMcR: hahah
BobbyMcR: didn't they leave #3 in?
BobbyMcR: ...or maybe someone else in the theater said that
Famous: deleted scene #4: "explicit death scene of kid falling off cliff after snowball fight"
Famous: hey lori
Famous: i just got a digital camera!
Famous: want some nude pics?
moonrock: hah, umm no
moonrock: but if ya got a dvd decoder i'll take that
Famous: why do you need a dvd decoder?
moonrock: i have a dvdrom and i dont have a dvd decoder
Famous: for windows?
moonrock: win2k yes
Famous: isn't that support built-in?
moonrock: umm i would say no
moonrock: "There is no Windows 2000 compatible DVD decoder installed on this system. A DVD decoder device or decoder software is required to play movies (a DVD drive alone is not sufficient)."
moonrock: that was the message i got
Famous: so you got a dvd-rom... and it didn't come with any software?
moonrock: i got a used computer from onvia
moonrock: no software or anything
Famous: do you have the driver installed for the dvd-rom?
Famous: does it show up in system cpl? or is it "unknown device"?
moonrock: yeah its installed
Famous: then figure out the manufacturer, go to their site, and download the software for it
moonrock: its a pioneer, i know that
Famous: pioneer.com ?
moonrock: pioneerelectronics.com actually
Famous: pioneer.com must have been a site created by the early american pioneers
moonrock: yes
Famous: it was one of the first websites ever
Famous: hahah
Famous: i'm watching my new tv
Famous: and closed-captioning is on, and there's poor reception
Famous: so the closed-captioning is not working well
Famous: it just said "Hot. buttable."
Arden: hah
Famous: haha
Famous: "they'll just be hoes in our scanners."
Famous: i think it was going for "echoes"
Arden: perhaps
Famous: i just heard good ol' "get some go again" on the radio
Famous: man... henry rollins
Famous: a lyrical genius
Famous: "i do a lotta do a lotta do a lotta stuff"
Famous: "i like it when it's hard and it like it when it's rough"
Famous: inspired
Famous: "come see me in the movie jack frost"
Famous: "it is a great film"
Famous: they cut those lines out
newbian: so what all does IRC have to offer?
Famous: good times, great fun
Famous: kinda like mcdonalds without the food
Arden: yeah... we love to see you smile
newbian: my neighborhood is full of mormons, they hate us
Famous: you should leave hamburgers on their doorstop
newbian: meat is for the weak
Ermac: exaaactly
newbian: eh, I just had steak for dinner
Ermac: weakling!
Arden: hehe
Arden: what a pussy
newbian: I couldn't help it! I can't say no to my mom~
newbian: hey! I broke up with a chick for once! I'm not a pussy!
Arden: hehe true, true
Arden: today you're pussy-free
newbian: nooo! Now I'm not getting any pussy!
Arden: :)
Famous: hey, you could just get yourself
newbian: get yourself?
Arden: no, he specifically wanted "new york pussy"
newbian: more like alabama
Famous: new york pussy... un-new york price?
Ermac: now dat's what i call pussy!
Ermac: (spoken by a guy in a new york taxi outfit)
newbian: wait, I don't even want pussy! (too messy)
Arden: yeah.. pussy.. what a hassle
newbian: exactly
newbian: all that trouble and you have to clean up after yourself
Ermac: pussy is for fuckin' pussys, man
Arden: real men take it in the ass
newbian: yeah!
newbian: no!
Arden: hehe
newbian: oh man, that was bad timing
Famous: "vaginal sex is for pussies"
Famous: now THAT would make a great t-shirt
Arden: okay thats it.. i'm outta here
Kyrebanor: anyway..
Kyrebanor: back to my piracy.. :)
Arden: you dirty boy
Kyrebanor: haha
Kyrebanor: it's the only way to own software...
Arden: :)
Kyrebanor: why pay for it?! it's insanely over priced and over rated anyway!
Arden: very true, though i think anthony would probably yell at you, were he here :)
Kyrebanor: why?!
Arden: he's very.. anthony
Kyrebanor: yeah.. well.. unless he wrote it.. i don't give a shit
Arden: ;)
Kyrebanor: besides.. untill he figures out that my name is not Carl Sanders.. he holds no accountability in my books
Arden: hehe
newbian: eh, oh well
newbian: we all make misstakes
BobbyMcR: like that spelling mistake right there
BobbyMcR: good example
newbian: eh, who cares?
BobbyMcR: someone does
BobbyMcR: the lord up above
Famous: brian's in a bible mood
BobbyMcR: yep
BobbyMcR: i've learned to embrace the lord jesus christ
BobbyMcR: in a sort of "bear hug," as it were
BobbyMcR: one could say i care about religion as much as the mighty oak cares about the movie air bud 2: golden receiver
BobbyMcR: draw your own conclusion there
newbian: that was beautiful
Famous: hey guys
Famous: .colm
Famous: it's the new top-level domain
Famous: for colm meaney fan sites
DelMonte: haha
Famous: it's not a typo
DelMonte: it's about time they had one of those
Famous: yeah
Famous: i can't tell you how many of those sites i've seen
DelMonte: colm meaney being the most popular cast member of star trek serieseses
Famous: hey, he was in other stuff
DelMonte: yeah, like con air
Famous: like... that movie... where he played that guy
DelMonte: haw
Famous: yeah
Famous: con air
Famous: and he must have been in roots at one point... everyone from star trek has
DelMonte: heh
DelMonte: roots is for bastards
DelMonte: maybe we can stream this
DelMonte: most of the file is just the ending credits and stuff
Ermac: streaming zip files
Famous: yeah, i'll just open the zip file now
Famous: "this file does not appear to be a valid archive"
Famous: then i'll press the "yeah, it's still being sent, let me open it anyway" button
Famous: and it will say "okay, only if you let it finish sending though"
Ermac: all you have to do is explain it to the program
Famous: and i'll press the "yeah, really i will" button
Famous: and then a dialog box will ask "do you promise?"
Famous: and then i'll press "yes"
DelMonte: hehe
DelMonte: if you lie to a program, though, it uses the boxing glove
Famous: heh
DelMonte: ah-nuh-those
Famous: i was thinking more along the lines of it getting mad and refusing to work for like a week... just give you the "i'm not talking to you!" dialog box
DelMonte: hehehe
DelMonte: it should fire you
DelMonte: Hold onto yer butts.
DelMonte: of course, that's just the censored version of the original Samuel L. Jackson Jurassic Park line, "Grab yo ass, mothafucka!"
Ermac: time to restart my ass
Arden: :)
Arden: i [heart] that album
Famous: "time to restart my ass"?
Famous: by...
Arden: grar
Famous: come on, guys, what band does "time to restart my ass"?
newbian: clutch
Famous: i can't remember
Arden: gwar, i mean
Famous: yeah
newbian: : )
Famous: clutch or gwar... one of them
Famous: i'd like to point out that there are no racial/ethnic stereotypes in street fighter
Ermac: "none at all"
BobbyMcR: well, in germany you really could have the key of H...
BobbyMcR: i believe they call B or Bb "H" instead
Famous: that's some crazy hell-shiz
BobbyMcR: i know
Famous: it's time these "other countries" learn that there's the american way, and the wrong way
BobbyMcR: very true
Famous: and the highway
BobbyMcR: okay
BobbyMcR: there are 3 ways...
BobbyMcR: the american way, the wrong way, or the highway
BobbyMcR: choose one
Famous: if you're going the wrong way on the highway, is that the wrong way, or the highway?
BobbyMcR: HAH
BobbyMcR: a mixture of both?
BobbyMcR: it's the duality of the 3-way system
BobbyMcR: kind of like the wave-particle duality for light
Famous: of course.
BobbyMcR: but you couldn't do an experiment which revealed both ways at the same time
BobbyMcR: just like in physics
Famous: cool
BobbyMcR: if you were going the wrong way on the highway, using the uncertainty principle, you could either say you were going the wrong way, or "the highway"
*** Quits: Famous (Read error: 145 (Connection timed out))
BobbyMcR: ?
BobbyMcR: haw
BobbyMcR: this is bullhell
BobbyMcR: complete bullhell
* Famous has returned. [gone:11h18m43s]
Famous: your bullhell!
BobbyMcR: my bullhell?
BobbyMcR: barney!
Famous: that's right, i'm referring to the bullhell that belongs to you
BobbyMcR: i'm sorry
BobbyMcR: i've been harboring bullhell this whole time
BobbyMcR: and i regret it
BobbyMcR: sincerely, brian
Famous: you wouldn't be trying to carry illegal bullhell over these state lines, would you now?
BobbyMcR: no, sir
BobbyMcR: bullhell trafficking
Famous: it's a serious offense
BobbyMcR: i would think so
BobbyMcR: because it's a traffic violation AND a criminal offense!
BobbyMcR: eh?
BobbyMcR: eh?
BobbyMcR: apparently the copy center here now takes "debt cards"
Famous: you owe money, then you use the card and owe more money
Famous: and you never have to pay it off
BobbyMcR: great
BobbyMcR: i was wondering when they would get the "technology" to do that...
BobbyMcR: because of course, you need great technological advances to make that kind of debt accumulation possible
Famous: tell it, brotha
BobbyMcR: isn't modest mouse ever going to release that new 7"?
BobbyMcR: "some new bullhell" b/w "don't be a hellboy"
Famous: supposedly it's too good to be released
Famous: for some reason
BobbyMcR: wow
BobbyMcR: unfit for public release
BobbyMcR: that's good
Famous: yeah
Famous: apparently, [lengthy and comical description of the reason the fictional single was 'too good to be released' goes here]
Famous: so they couldn't put it out
Famous: fuck
Famous: i found my headphones
Famous: but
Famous: i can't find my small-dick to big-dick converter
Famous: i know i had one of those somewhere...
BobbyMcR: heh
BobbyMcR: every guy should have one
Famous: heh... i didn't even realize the connotations of that until after i said it
BobbyMcR: whew!
Famous: i'm gonna kill a mexican guy named joe
Famous: dun dun dun dun
Famous: gonna kill a mexican, whoa-oh, guy named joe
Famous: fick windowz
Famous: er, fuck
Famous: i think that's the first time i've ever misspelled THAT
BobbyMcR: we have almosted finished shooting ,d: the short film
Famous: it sucks i've had to miss it all
Famous: but hell-damn, i've been busy
BobbyMcR: yeah, i know
BobbyMcR: we coulda uzed mo' acterz
Famous: Mo J. Acterz
BobbyMcR: yes, he will be credited
BobbyMcR: Thanks to: Mo J. Acterz for his support
Famous: even though he wasn't there
BobbyMcR: it was...uh...phone support
BobbyMcR: a technical support line
Famous: "hi, i'm mo j. acterz, how may i help you?"
Famous: "uh... how do you use this here camera?"
BobbyMcR: 14, 17, 18, 18, 20... fat comps get progressively more songs
Ermac: someday it will have 0284308234 songs
BobbyMcR: let me see...
BobbyMcR: i just performed a power regression on it
BobbyMcR: the 6th comp should have...
BobbyMcR: 20.4358 songs
BobbyMcR: 7th will have 21.07
Ermac: that sounds about right
BobbyMcR: the 100th will have about 36
BobbyMcR: the 1000th will have 57.09
BobbyMcR: and the 1 millionth will have a whopping 228.599 songs!
BobbyMcR: wow
BobbyMcR: but we'll probably have to wait nearly 2 million years for that one
BobbyMcR: oh well
Ermac: at least we know it's coming
BobbyMcR: yes
BobbyMcR: i'm sure they are using the formula
Ermac: it's more than obvious that they are
BobbyMcR: S = 14.260008 * C^(.200826)
BobbyMcR: S = number of songs, C = compilation number
Ermac: haha
Ermac: i'm glad i now possess this formula
BobbyMcR: going by the logarithmic regression, the millionth comp will only have 60 songs
Ermac: boo that
BobbyMcR: yeah
BobbyMcR: it has a lower correlation, anyway
BobbyMcR: .9692 compared to .9697
BobbyMcR: meaning the power regression has a better fit
BobbyMcR: and of course, using 5 data points to forecast up to the millionth compilation "makes sense" statistically
Ermac: i see
* Ermac runs
BobbyMcR: get back here, math boy!
BobbyMcR: you love statistics!
BobbyMcR: you crave them!
* Ermac breaks down..it's true..it's all true
BobbyMcR: i have pictures of you "in bed" with statistics
BobbyMcR: what will your wife have to say about that?
Ermac: she'll probably never love me the same again...
BobbyMcR: and your 3 beautiful children
Ermac: i've scarred them for life!
BobbyMcR: all because of 'statz'
Ermac: statz = sin!!!
BobbyMcR: no, sin = opposite / hypotenuse
Ermac: noooo!!!
BobbyMcR: good job
Ermac: i'll never look at another statistic again
BobbyMcR: yeah, 25% of people say that at one time or another
Ermac: is that sooo
Ermac: i mean..away, damn you!
BobbyMcR: haw
BobbyMcR: you looked at it!! you asshole!!
BobbyMcR: check yourself in at the local "stats detox" center
Ermac: or maybe i'll just go to "staticians anonymous"
BobbyMcR: "staticians"?
BobbyMcR: how about statisticians?
BobbyMcR: you ARE hopeless
Ermac: noooo
BobbyMcR: it's time to admit you have a problem
BobbyMcR: we're having an intervention
Ermac: you're right!
Ermac: i can clean my life up!
Ermac: we can do this together! :~)
Ermac: [shane killed himself that night.]
BobbyMcR: hah
BobbyMcR: i guess i didn't "ask the question"
* BobbyMcR has returned. [gone:1h6m2s]
BobbyMcR: this damn assembly program...
BobbyMcR: i'm going to kill it
BobbyMcR: ...figuratively of course
BobbyMcR: (i hope the file didn't 'hear' me...)
Famous: you know, i'm sure that all the artists will get compensated when napster moves to payment service... not just that ones that whine
Famous: for example, i'm sure the four of us will recieve a monthly check for ysib downloads
DelMonte: I wonder how they'll work that
BobbyMcR: i'm sure that the record companies will be the 'least' compensated
BobbyMcR: eh? guys?
Famous: it's gonna be stupid
DelMonte: "metallica" in name = charge for download or something?
BobbyMcR: yeah
DelMonte: they say there will still be a free "part" of napster
BobbyMcR: obviously it's not going to work
Famous: napster should die like hell
BobbyMcR: so let's just stop talking about it and start enjoying it!
DelMonte: I just wonder if doodz like us will still be able to host and transfer our shiz
Famous: that's what i say
Famous: just use gnutella
Famous: that's what i do
DelMonte: gnutella sucks my bitchhell... I can never get anything on there
BobbyMcR: yeah
BobbyMcR: it's slow as fucking christ
DelMonte: and we all know how slow he was
Famous: we've all tried fucking christ in our darker days
BobbyMcR: uh-huh