Do you remember January 2000?
DelMonte: I just know the snow's gonna get REALLY cool after I leave.... wah wah
DelMonte: but hey, it's probably snowing in tempe right now
SPdreamer: www.weather.com
SPdreamer: d'oh
SPdreamer: high of 77 tomorrow, Chris
DelMonte: but hey... low of 41... that's alm ost snow weather right there! just 10 more degrees!
SPdreamer: "almost"
Ermac: if it's almost, then maybe it will snow
DelMonte: yep
DelMonte: maybe it will decide to make an exception to physical laws of freezing and such
DelMonte: to be nice
SPdreamer: how nice of the snow
Ermac: hehe
Ermac: kinda like if you're nice to math problems, the answers can change
Ermac: nothing's written in stone
DelMonte: yeah
DelMonte: it's all about common courtesy
DelMonte: you don't mess with math, it don't mess with you
Famous: you should be able to do 1/100ths of a second
Famous: on the timestamp
BobbyMcR: yeah
BobbyMcR: that would be the ultimate in accuracy
Famous: "the most important feature to mIRC, ever"
Famous: [03:27:30.38] <Famous> hey
Famous: i can see it now
Famous: (that is, because i just typed it, and am now looking at it)
Ermac: wow...I NEED this feature!
Famous: wow... this part of this sentence isn't bold BUT this is!
Ermac: that's because i start emphasizing at that point!
Ermac: it was INTENTIONAL!!!
Famous: oh, now i GET it!
Famous: woops
Famous: i did it wrong
Ermac: HAH!
Famous: FUCK YOU!!
Ermac: you're a STUPID idiot!
Famous: NO!!!!!!!!
Ermac: hm..got me there
BobbyMcR: PLEASE, no more emphasis
Famous: OKAY
Ermac: SORRY, YOU SON of a BITCH!!
Famous: alls i know's i got be
Famous: where my heart says i oughta be
Ermac: yayyyee
Ermac: :~)
Famous: maybe they'll play this at work today
Famous: "they" being the djs that work at fred meyer
Famous: it's not just a tape
Ermac: hehehe
Ermac: that'd be a fun job
Ermac: "I'd like to apply for DJ"
Famous: you can call in requests with those customer service phones
Ermac: specialty shows at certain hours
Famous: "shout-outs" too
Famous: "yo... dis one goes out to my homie clarence in aisle 7"
akkmed: anyone seen jenkins around?
SPdreamer: I saw him yesterday
akkmed: i haven't heard from him since tuesday
SPdreamer: I was him tuesday night/wednesday
Reesie: you were him? damn...
Reesie: that's amazing brooke :)
SPdreamer: iererwhjfa
Ermac: hmm..are you the same person?!
SPdreamer: hey, you've never seen us together, have you?
Ermac: it's true!!
Ermac: i haven't!!
SPdreamer: we COULD be the same person
SPdreamer: muhaha
Reesie: ha!
Reesie: damn
Ermac: it's all starting to make sense..
SPdreamer: it's all camera tricks and fancy makeup
Ermac: like the time we went out to dinner with chris..and someone else went out to dinner at the same restaurant with brooke..
Ermac: and then, chris always had to "run to the bathroom"
Ermac: and then one time, he dropped his dentures in his drink..and i was kind of suspicious
SPdreamer: was he wearing lipstick?
Ermac: yeah!
SPdreamer: yeah.. silly me! :)
akkmed: he always wears lipstick
SPdreamer: I get mixed up sometimes
Ermac: i'm sure it was confusing..but wow, great how you pulled that off!
Ermac: and then you saved someone from choking, and your wig fell off
Ermac: and then we found chris and brooke were the same
Ermac: but brooke, at least you finally got to see your adopted kids without worrying about the parole officer
Ermac: thanks to your crazy antics
SPdreamer: well.. am I actually Chris or am I actually brook?
SPdreamer: +e
SPdreamer: I must be Chris, cause I can't even spell brooke :(
KyreBanor: must be
Famous: i'd register winamp too... if it weren't already free thanks to aol
DelMonte: yep
DelMonte: I'm sure they got plenty o'money in that deal
Famous: aol/time/warner/netscape/mirabilis/32432othercompanies
Famous: actually
DelMonte: aol = time/warner?
Famous: they merged today, bitch
DelMonte: goddamn, I didn't know that
Famous: yeah
DelMonte: we're all gonna die
Famous: no
Famous: we'll all just have copies of Time/Warner Communicator 5.0
DelMonte: ahhhhhhhh!!!!!
DelMonte: they're gonna build armies and wage actual war, these coprorations are, I tells ya
Famous: pretty soon, it's going to be every company that exists, and microsoft
Famous: actually
Famous: aol will merge with ford, microsoft will merge with chevrolet
Famous: (continue process for all other types of companies)
DelMonte: haha
DelMonte: yeah
Famous: aol will merge with burger king, microsoft with mcdonald's
DelMonte: brand loyalty will pit half of the country against the other
Famous: exactly
DelMonte: and there will be civil war
Famous: aol will merge with nsync, microsoft will merge with backstreet boys
DelMonte: hahaha
DelMonte: and the guy that writes the music for both of them will rule the country
Famous: hm
Famous: make that
Famous: aol will merge with 98 degrees
DelMonte: yeah, that's just like them... *shaking fist*
Famous: backstreet boys will buy *nysnc
Famous: and they'll merge with microsoft
DelMonte: *nysnc... good job
Famous: yep
DelMonte: hehe
DelMonte: aol will buy sega, microsoft will buy nintendo
DelMonte: aol will buy aaron spelling, microsoft will buy ted turner
* DelMonte kills Anthony
DelMonte: I win
Famous: [22:44:18] * Famous killz chris
Famous: no
Famous: i win
Famous: since i did that five minutes ago
DelMonte: sorry, I don't know the word "killz"
Famous: and there's no arguing that, asshole
Famous: fuck you
DelMonte: hehe
Famous: the irc narrator knows what "killz" means
Ermac: does he?
Famous: and that's the only imporant thing
DelMonte: I really doubt it
Ermac: or she
Famous: obviously he does, he used it
Famous: no the irc narrator is a guy, i met him
DelMonte: heh
Ermac: really?
DelMonte: I guess you got me there
Famous: yep
DelMonte: he did use it
Ermac: you never told me that
Famous: he was *really* busy, as you might imagine
Famous: so... we didn't get to talk much
Ermac: really
* DelMonte already killed Anthony a week ago. By the way, "killz" means "gives chocolate to"
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DelMonte: haha
Narrator: hi, you sons of bitches!!
* Narrator is the narrator
DelMonte: Hi, narrator!
Narrator: hey! i noticed you guys were talking about me
DelMonte: I suppose you would
DelMonte: since you are everpresent in IRC rooms
DelMonte: making you IRC God in a way
Ermac: how true..it's a tough task, really
DelMonte: or IRCG if you will
Ermac: yeah..i have full control over things
DelMonte: do you, shane?
Ermac: if i don't want to say somebody got kicked, then, they didn't
*** ircpolice (police@bay1-116.seattle.ziplink.net) has joined #YSIB
DelMonte: really, Shane? I didn't know that
Narrator: noooooooooooo
ircpolice: this is the irc police
Narrator: shit!
ircpolice: this man is an imposter
DelMonte: wow, ident and everything
DelMonte: heh
*** Famous sets mode: +o ircpolice
*** Narrator has quit IRC (under arrest for impersonating narrator.)
*** ircpolice sets mode: +b narrator!*@*
*** Ermac has quit IRC (under arrest for impersonating narrator.)
*** Ermac (ermac@bay1-12.seattle.ziplink.net) has joined #ysib
Ermac: sheeeit
ircpolice: careful, or i will arrest you for being an idiot and accidently quitting irc
DelMonte: hehe
Ermac: that was no accident..i was also arrested
DelMonte: <Ermac> yeah..i have full control over things
DelMonte: you see
ircpolice: oh, yes
ircpolice: so you were
ircpolice: ah well
DelMonte: and he's back! get 'im!
*** ircpolice has quit IRC (To "server" and protect.)
* DelMonte hears the sound "womp womp womp" in the background
*** badpunplc (ermac@bay1-12.seattle.ziplink.net) has joined #ysib
badpunplc: hi i'm the bad pun police..i got a call from here
Famous: sorry
Famous: the irc police just left
badpunplc: damn..always alluding me
Famous: yep
Famous: also
* DelMonte calls the "there's only one server I can get on from stupid Fox and it won't let a second copy of me on" police
Famous: i don't believe you have jurisidiction here
Famous: because i don't believe that was technically a pun
DelMonte: (the TOOSICGOFSFAIWLASCOMNPA)
DelMonte: sorry, it was a pun
badpunplc: we were the nearest department available..the "stupid jokes without a name" department was already out on call
*** badpunplc has quit IRC (to serve and ping.)
DelMonte: you know... what a server does is serve
Famous: yes
DelMonte: so it's a really messed up joke when you analyze it
Famous: actually
Famous: allow me to explain
Famous: i was just going to type "serve and protect"
Famous: but... i'm so used to typing "server" that's what came out
DelMonte: yeah
Famous: so then i thought... "hmm... that's incredibly stupid, i think i'll keep it"
DelMonte: heh
DelMonte: very good, very good
Famous: what the freak is he saying "high and dry"?
Famous: it's not "you just sit there wishing you could still make love"
Famous: it's "you just <something> wishing you could still make love"
Famous: screw you thom yorke!
Famous: make the lyrics match the song!
Ermac: i always thought it was "you just sittin' there"
Famous: that doesn't sound right either
Famous: i now hate radiohead
Famous: just because of this
Ermac: yeah
* Ermac throws all his radiohead cds out the window
* Famous catches them and sells them
Famous: (along with his own)
Ermac: damn
* Ermac buys them off of ebay
* Famous makes $450
Famous: you know... those crazy people... keep bumping up the prices
Ermac: yep
Ermac: "radiohead cd -- caught when a friend threw it out the window. kinda beat up. cracked case. no different than the version you can find at stores for $15. starting bid: $300"
Famous: jfadskljklsdjdsfakl
Famous: altavista must be playing a joke on me
Famous: here's the deal
Famous: last night i was looking all over for drivers for my sound card since i upgraded to win98 second edition
Famous: it's a yamaha opl3-sax
Famous: so i searched about a million different ways for drivers for it
Famous: couldn't find anything
Famous: eventually i ended up using the outdated version on my toshiba cd
Famous: so tonight i search for:
Famous: mac disk copy for windows
Famous: and result #5:
Famous: "OPL3-SA Driver for Windows 95"
Ermac: hahahahaha
Famous: ????????????
Ermac: the world hates you
Famous: it's true
Ermac: <joe alta> so, this guy wants opl3-sax drivers eh? heh heh heh..i got his sax drivers right here!!
Famous: yeah
Famous: joe alta and steve vista are assholes
Ermac: ooh..haven't had a runin with steve yet
Famous: you just wait
* Ermac shivers
Famous: !translate english spanish Hello, my name is Anthony Schmidt. I am typing a long string into this translator to see how much this script can translate at once. Let's see how well this works by typing a very long string, okay? Wait, to whom am I talking?
Ermack: hah
Lizadrin: Translating 'Hello, my name is Anthony Schmidt. I am typing a long string into this translator to see how much this script can translate at once. Let's see how well this works by typing a very long string, okay? Wait, to whom am I talking?' from english to spanish....
Lizadrin: Hola, mi nombre es Anthony Schmidt. Estoy pulsando una cadena larga en este traductor para ver cuánto puede traducir esta escritura inmediatamente. Consideremos cómo est´ bien ésta trabaja pulsando una cadena muy larga, la autorización? Espera, quién estoy hablando?
Famous: !translate spanish english Hola, mi nombre es Anthony Schmidt. Estoy pulsando una cadena larga en este traductor para ver cuánto puede traducir esta escritura inmediatamente. Consideremos cómo está bien ésta trabaja pulsando una cadena muy larga, la autorización? Espera, quién estoy hablando?
Lizadrin: Translating 'Hola, mi nombre es Anthony Schmidt. Estoy pulsando una cadena larga en este traductor para ver cuánto puede traducir esta escritura inmediatamente. Consideremos cómo está bien ésta trabaja pulsando una cadena muy larga, la autorización? Espera, quién estoy hablando?' from spanish to english....
Lizadrin: Hello, my name is Anthony Schmidt. I am pressing a long chain in this translator to see how much it can translate this writing immediately. Let us consider how is this one well works pressing a very long chain, the authorization? Delay, who I am speaking?
Ermack: haha
Ermack: that's awesome
CowGrain: Mike puts way in his hair
CowGrain: Mike R. that is
CowGrain: way=wax
CowGrain: man my feet smell like top soil
Ermac: gotta go
Famous: i want to be joe deftones-drummer
Famous: he's cool
theDogg: !translate english german i want to be joe deftones-drummer
Lizadrin: Translating 'i want to be joe deftones-drummer' from english to german....
Lizadrin: ich möchte Joe-Deftonesschlagzeuger sein
theDogg: !translate german spanish ich möchte Joe-Deftonesschlagzeuger sein
Lizadrin: Translating 'ich möchte Joe-Deftonesschlagzeuger sein' from german to spanish....
Lizadrin: I would like to be Joe Deftonesschlagzeuger
Famous: aw man
Famous: it doesn't know the common german word "Deftonesschlagzeuger"
Famous: i'm getting dressed... tuxedo pants rule
Famous: i was like "well... here are pants... i should go get my belt"
Ermac: haha
Famous: and they said "hey! you don't need a belt!"
Ermac: fitted, bitch!
Famous: and i asked them "really?"
Famous: and they said "yeah... we should be fine just now... if not, you can adjust us!"
Ermac: wow..you're talking to your pants
Famous: oh my god i am
* Famous runs and jumps out a window
Ermac: <pants> damn you! you'll kill us both!
Ermac: <pants> wait..you're on the first story
Famous: hehe
Famous: if i were to jump out my bedroom window, i might scrape my arm on the cement at most
Ermac: and some glass cuts
Famous: but i think we've pretty much come to the conclusion that #superdeluxe and its sister channels are located on top of a 20-story building
Ermac: limpbizkit77KoRn: hey
Ermac: this has to be the best person ever
Famous: it don't mean nothing to me
Famous: it don't mean nothing to me
Famous: it don't mean nothing to me.. yeeahhh
Famous: dunt
Famous: (solo)
Famous: dunt
Famous: sometimes i sit back and wonder
Famous: how different music would be
Famous: without the "dunt"
Ermac: totally
Famous: it was a great invention
Ermac: dunt has changed the way of music
Ermac: i believe Thomas E. Dunt was the inventor
Famous: (1781-1854)
Ermac: i don't know why, but that lifeline makes him seem so much funnier
BobbyMcR: are you "dl"ing them?
Ermac: yeah...getting anto-titled now
BobbyMcR: i don't have a song called "anto"titled
BobbyMcR: ...
BobbyMcR: (idiot)
Famous: hooooo boy
Famous: diggity-dis
Ermac: wah wah
BobbyMcR: you spell it right, damn it!!
Ermac: no!
Ermac: i want to call it anto!
BobbyMcR: i will not have my work disrespected like that!
* Ermac saves it on his hard drive as anto.mp3
BobbyMcR: noooo!!!!!!!
Ermac: bwahaha
BobbyMcR: when's your shane thomas site going to be up?
Famous: when he has songs :)
BobbyMcR: dis
Ermac: who knows
Ermac: i don't knwo what to do with it
BobbyMcR: when you have your own solo project, you can call your song "anto"
BobbyMcR: damn, i got all these lyrics in my head
BobbyMcR: must write down
BobbyMcR: eh, i guess i'll type them
* Ermac watches as brian's head explodez
Famous: *lyrics fly around the room*
BobbyMcR: noooo
* BobbyMcR struggles to pick them up
Famous: with no head? ha!
* BobbyMcR realizes he doesn't have a head anymore
* BobbyMcR finds that this greatly complicates the matter
Famous: "Your single-user registration will license you to use your copy of mIRC, will support work on future versions, new features, and bug fixes, and will provide you with technical support via email."
Famous: whatever it's only $20
theDogg: ahem. let me quote jughead....
theDogg: "[jerk]... because that's what I'd be if I spent $20 dollars on 'mirc' instead of burgers!"
Famous: i should update my fucking(tm) virus scanner
Famous: hmm
Famous: no "updations" yet
Ermac: dis
Famous: rick "virus" stevenson must be slacking off
Famous: he's the guy that makes computer viruses
Ermac: the only guy
Ermac: it's his job..so all the virus programs stay in use
Famous: well other people would make viruses
Famous: but he has a patent on the methodology of making them
Famous: so he could sue other people that try to make viruses
Famous: and they don't want to get in legal trouble
Ermac: hehehe
Ermac: that makes sense
Famous: i guess i could op shane... although he could just ctcp op me
Ermac: eh
Ermac: who needs ops
*** Famous sets mode: +o Ermac
Famous: you do, bitch!
Ermac: nooooo
*** Ermac was kicked by Ermac (*gunshot to the head*)
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KyreBanor: 'allo?
Arden: (echo.. echo..)
KyreBanor: exactly..
KyreBanor: why is everyone so quiet all the time?!
Arden: it's just cause you're here
KyreBanor: well screw all of you!
BobbyMcR: i hate it when stupid bastards have their cell phones on in the computer lab
BobbyMcR: and then talk really loud on them
BobbyMcR: "duh, i'm in the library, dude"
BobbyMcR: "okay"
BobbyMcR: "why don't we have a 20 minute conversation?"
t3kno: He is just doing it to piss you off
t3kno: Just go over there and kick his ass
BobbyMcR: i will
* BobbyMcR goes over there
* BobbyMcR kicks his ass
t3kno: Good job
CowGrain: I found out what OS that odd computer we send our orders through runs on
CowGrain: Flex OS
Famous: what computer?
CowGrain: It's this old thing we send our orders through
CowGrain: at Safeway
Famous: ah
CowGrain: the telxon scanners at office max ran on DOS 3.1
Famous: probably were upgraded for y2k
Famous: i don't believe dos 3 is y2k compliant... i know 5+ is
CowGrain: I'll upgrade you for y3k
Famous: i'm sure i'll live that long
CowGrain: you will!!
Famous: really?
Famous: thanks mofo!
CowGrain: no prob nowe you can oultive all your friends
Famous: including you
CowGrain: yes
Famous: wow, imagine that... life without mofo
Famous: "imagine there's no mofo..."
Famous: "it's easy if you try..."
CowGrain: oh no you idiot you've activated the time flash sequence
Famous: nooo
* CowGrain melts away leaving anthony to observe the world without mofo
Famous: nooooo
Famous: wait
Famous: yay!!!
CowGrain: Since there's no mofo there was no stopping the cloning of Eriac Gaines and Joe Deavor
Famous: oh no
Famous: not "eriac" gaines
Famous: and joe "deavor"
CowGrain: shutup work with me here
Famous: why?
Famous: i thought there was no mofo
Famous: so shut up
CowGrain: I'm not mofo I'm mufo
Famous: alright, that's it
* Famous is away, tv, etc
Famous: we should teach shane the drums for andy dong
Famous: so the three of us can sing on it like the original
BobbyMcR: shane can't play drums
Ermac: it's true
Ermac: arrr, tis true
Famous: anyone can play drums
Famous: even people without arms and legs
Ermac: yeah, they just hit their head on the drums
Famous: that's what i was thinking
Ermac: "ow! the cymbal cut my forehead! i'm bleeeding to death! *dies of a heart attack*"
Famous: hehe... i love those razor-sharp cymbals
BobbyMcR: hey, check this out, from guestworld's faq page:
BobbyMcR: To find out how the code looks, view the source code for your regular guestbook sign page. Your's will look pretty much the same.
BobbyMcR: it's a double possessive!!
BobbyMcR: very rare
Famous: wow
Famous: the code belonging to "your," that is
BobbyMcR: Your Johnson, president of guestworld
Famous: boy.. i bet a lot of people made fun of Your Johnson in school
BobbyMcR: hehehe
BobbyMcR: i didn't even realize that
moonrock: Shane my boss threw away the card me and tonya wanted to buy for you
Ermac: aww
moonrock: but im not going to tell you what it was because i might still possibly be able to make it myself on my computer
moonrock: :P
* CowGrain throws away Shane
Ermac: nooo
moonrock: ahh no! i have to make him his card first!
CowGrain: well if he's in the landfill he would be able to find the card that was thrown away
|uke: aint got no job
|uke: aint got no smoke
|uke: aint got a car
Famous: ha!
Famous: i have all three of those things
Famous: well...
Famous: i have a lighter, and enough money to buy cigarettes, if i were so inclined
|uke: heheh
|uke: its a song
Famous: well then i'm cooler than the song
|uke: yeah you're... cooler than Megadeth :)
|uke: but I should hope so
Famous: haha
Famous: we are all cooler than megadeth
|uke: heheh
Famous: everyone in this channel, except for josh, is cooler than megadeth
|uke: that should be the topic
|uke: :D
*** Famous changes topic to 'we are all cooler than megadeth'
|uke: heh
Reesie: yay
|uke: i feel so much better about myself now
Famous: i can see it now...
Famous: *** megadude has joined #superdeluxe
|uke: hehe
|uke: hah!
|uke: no shit
Famous: <megadude> duuudde.... your not colerr then megadeth, MAN`11~
|uke: hehehe
Famous: <megadude> noones as cool as megadeth!!!!!!!111
Reesie: haha
*** megadude (robinett@user2.teleport.com) has joined #SuperDeluxe
megadude: alright which one of you pansies set that fuckin topic??
|uke: oh my
Famous: hehe
Famous: funny how megadude has the same host as |uke
megadude: dude you better take that back
megadude: megadeth is god
*** Famous changes topic to 'we are all cooler than megadeth (except megadude)'
Reesie: yeah antho-- er, dude.
Reesie: hehe
|uke: heheh
|uke: umm?
Famous: cerise... that's |uke's clone, not mine
|uke: :)
Famous: i'm not the only one that plays games with clones, it seems
Reesie: I know that
|uke: he's not a clone :)
Famous: well
|uke: He's my unix alterego
Famous: i mean
Famous: yeah
Famous: i noticed
|uke: I mean...
|uke: I don't know that dick :P
Famous: you mean he's REAL
*** megadude was kicked by |uke
|uke: whatta lamer
Famous: ih8megadude
|uke: hey don't steel my sunshine you guys :P
Famous: hmm
Famous: how would one go about "steeling" sunshine
|uke: this song is obnoxious
KingEdwrd: its possible
KingEdwrd: or at least will be someday
SPdreamer: I'll take your sunshine and convert it to steel!
Famous: nooooo
|uke: whoa
SPdreamer: well.. solar power..
SPdreamer: it could provide the energy needed to turn iron into steel
Famous: [end of joke]
KingEdwrd: steel...solar power...same thing
KingEdwrd: haha
|uke: oh FINE
Famous: [end of joke]
|uke: STEAL
|uke: :P
|uke: sheeeezus
Famous: [end of joke]
SPdreamer: [anthony]
|uke: hahah
Famous: [anthony] = [end of joke]
Famous: at least usually :)
SPdreamer: what movies should I rent tonight?
Famous: hmm
SPdreamer: black belt jones?
Famous: hehe yeah!
Famous: now that was a classic
SPdreamer: okay then :)
SPdreamer: it's coming home with me tonight
Famous: if it's not all rented out
SPdreamer: anyother "must see" movies?
SPdreamer: I'm betting that it's not
Famous: they probably don't have a guarantee on that one
Famous: "we guarantee that BLACK BELT JONES will be in stock, or it's free!"
SPdreamer: we don't have a guarentee on any movies
SPdreamer: we're hip like that
Famous: that's blockbuster :)
SPdreamer: <hollywood> yeah.. if it's here, it's here... *spitting on customer*
SPdreamer: you know what? people with late charges suck
Famous: like the mxpx guys
SPdreamer: well, most of them do
SPdreamer: some people are hip and are like "oh yeah, I've got late charges.. I'll pay those"
SPdreamer: but arg.. usually they turn all bitchy at the mention of late charges
Famous: some people go "fuck you!" and shoot you in the face
Famous: right?
SPdreamer: right
SPdreamer: I've been shot 4 times this week
Famous: damn
SPdreamer: yeah, it's starting to hurt
Famous: yeah... first couple of times you get shot in the face, no big deal
Famous: but after a while... ow
SPdreamer: the "lifers" tell me that I'll get used to it, though
Famous: a lot of football players have late charges too *rimshot*
Famous: [dead silence]
CowGrain: [Ermac] the following people are assholes: mofo
SPdreamer: aol is merging with time warner
SPdreamer: we're all going to die!
DelMonte: that's what I said!
DelMonte: I think "we're all going to die!" is exactly what I said when I heard about that merging
SPdreamer: .. really?
DelMonte: yup
SPdreamer: or are you mocking me?
DelMonte: nope
akkmed: delmonte mock?
akkmed: HA
KyreBanor: never!
akkmed: the thought of it makes me look disgruntled in your general direction
DelMonte: ooh... show me your best "disgruntled"
* akkmed looking disgruntled
akkmed: >:-<
Ermac: :-{
SPdreamer: ouch! a bit of that came my way
KyreBanor: hey! watch it with those!
SPdreamer: my eye!
akkmed: i think anyone who does ascii art on more than one line to make a picture has way tooooo much time
akkmed: it was pointed at you brooke
DelMonte: I think the emphasis belonged on "way" there
KyreBanor: exactly!
Ermac: hehe
Ermac: way too much time
SPdreamer: hrm
akkmed: *flipping chris off*
SPdreamer: at me.. huh?
DelMonte: heh
SPdreamer: try using the flip off dance
SPdreamer: works for me
Ermac: i guess that implies he has way too much time rather than way little much time
Ermac: hehe
DelMonte: like a charm!
akkmed: you are, after all, the one who insinuated that chris mocks
akkmed: fuck you all
* akkmed slams chair on table
Ermac: *slams chair against table*
Ermac: hehe
Ermac: damn
akkmed: i'm leaving
DelMonte: wait... way little much time... uh... *head explodes*
DelMonte: haha
KyreBanor: i'm not in the mood for an orgy.. thanks for the offer though..
akkmed: hahahahahahahahaha
SPdreamer: um
akkmed: woooooo
SPdreamer: wrong channel, Ian?
KyreBanor: heh heh.. no
KyreBanor: he said fuck you all..
akkmed: that "'FUCK YOU' - 'anytime'" humor gets me all the time
*** DelMonte is now known as thejoke
Ermac: there it is!
thejoke: Kevin doesn't get me!
*** thejoke is now known as DelMonte
DelMonte: i mean
DelMonte: brooke
DelMonte: damn
DelMonte: it's much more fun mocking Kevin
SPdreamer: ha ha
akkmed: it's okay chris, you're just used to me not getting it
*** Ermac is now known as theidiot
theidiot: i'm chris!
*** theidiot is now known as Ermac
akkmed: hehe
*** DelMonte is now known as ShaneRega
*** ShaneRega is now known as S_Regan
S_Regan: I suck!
*** S_Regan is now known as DelMonte
akkmed: hey look "fuck you"
Ermac: hah
*** Ermac is now known as chrisJ
chrisJ: I forget how many characters can be in an efnet irc nickname!
*** chrisJ is now known as Ermac
DelMonte: "I don't know how many characters are allowed on EFnet!"
DelMonte: yeah, yeah
akkmed: hehehe
KyreBanor: ha ha
Ermac: damn
akkmed: oh shit, i'm confused
*** Ermac is now known as ShaneR
ShaneR: i'm predictable!
*** ShaneR is now known as Ermac
akkmed: how can we really be sure who anyone really is?
*** DelMonte is now known as ShaneR
ShaneR: I'm Shane!
*** ShaneR is now known as DelMonte
Ermac: hmm..can't top that
Famous: i wonder when "ain't" will be considered acceptable grammar
DelMonte: heh
DelMonte: it will be a fine day for the english language
SPdreamer: tomorrow
Famous: since hanging prepositions, "who" instead of "whom" and stuff like that are all gradually being "okayed"
Famous: what is the english language coming to
DelMonte: heh
DelMonte: eventually there won't be any more punctuation
DelMonte: they'll just use carriage returns for periods
Famous: in 1000 years or so, english will look like the people that sign the ysib guestbook
Famous: or any selection of text from #teen
DelMonte: hahaha
Ermac: unless the hax0rs take over
Famous: "!!!!!1" will be an acceptable way to end an exclamation
DelMonte: heh
DelMonte: proper capitalization will be every other letter
Ermac: "a/s/l?" will be a formal greeting
Famous: and any all-caps contraction will have a " instead of a '
Famous: DON"T DO THAT
Famous: DON"T DO THAT!!!!1
DelMonte: haha
DelMonte: USE YOU"RE CAP"S LOCK KEY!!!1
Ermac: yeah..your/you're will mean the same thing too
Famous: i should walk up to someone on the street
Famous: "a slash s slash l?"
DelMonte: haha
DelMonte: "age slash sex check!!!!!"
Famous: is you.need.to.change.this a good irc server?
Famous: that's the default in eggdrop... i guess i'll keep it
Ermac: hehehe
Ermac: might as well
Famous: it's probably better than aaahh!
Lizadrin: [Ermac] the sun is a mass of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace
SabreFox: where hydrogen is built into helium at a temperature of millions of degrees.
Ermac: yay!
Ermac: (dunt-dunt)
SabreFox: i love that song
SabreFox: i kan play it on guitar now too (yay!)
Ermac: really? wow..you're my hero
SabreFox: :) i got that CD for christmas, and then it dissappeared! I'm really sad kuz i know its in my house somewhere but...
Ermac: severe tire damage?
SabreFox: yup
SabreFox: but thats the live version of it :/
Ermac: yep
Ermac: the other one's slow
SabreFox: yup, i had it half downloaded, but got mad kuz i only had half so i deleted it
SabreFox: brb
Ermac: i've seen it at tower..just never bothered to pick it up
Famous: because you don't have to pay for it
Famous: just pick it up
Ermac: yeah
Ermac: alas..i never had the initiative to do so
Famous: yeah
Famous: it's really heavy
Ermac: that deters people from stealing
Famous: it's a 50 lb. cd
Ermac: "If you can pick it up, it's free!"
Famous: yeah
Famous: like those steak-eating contests
SabreFox: well, im gonna go eat
SabreFox: bye peoples
*** SabreFox has quit IRC (Leaving)
Ermac: eat steak!??! hahahah! how funny and related to the topic! *kills self*
Famous: that's not as a bad as a mofo joke from earlier
Ermac: oh boy
Famous: <me> you can use irc.prison.net... it allows numeric addresses
Famous: <mofo> irc.prison.net? how "criminal"
Ermac: what the hell
* Ermac goes to mofo's house right now and kills him
Famous: he's not at home
Famous: he's at his school or whatever
* Ermac kills him in advance
Ermac: so as soon as he steps foot in his house, he dies!!!!!
moonrock: after next tuesday noone try to visit me at Spencers
moonrock: i doubt you'll find me there :P
Reesie: why?
moonrock: cuz i quit today:P
Reesie: aww why?
moonrock: after that i'll be working at Crazy Mike's Video on Pac Highway & 272nd
Famous: haha
moonrock: the manager!..boo..shes a biatch
Famous: crazy mike sucks
moonrock: hey!
Reesie: hmm/... hey crazy mike's is closer to my house :)
moonrock: dont diss on my new job
Famous: they should never let insane people run video stores
moonrock: :P
moonrock: my best friend works there ;p
Famous: it's not safe for the general public
moonrock: thas why the manager there is quiting ;)
Famous: because mike is crazy?
moonrock: because ..err.. wait i dont know why hes quitting
moonrock: :P
Ermac: well why else would he quit
moonrock: i have no idea
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|uke: thats what I call inner-turmoil
CowGrain: Random Fact: "Butterflies taste with their feet."
CowGrain: and so does Adam
t3kno: thats only a 1/2 truth
* Famous is away, tv, etc
*** Famous (Famous@bay1-404.seattle.ziplink.net) has left #SuperDeluxe
Ermac: obviously he can't watch tv in this channel
Arden: yeah
Arden: this is a strictly non-tv channel
SPdreamer: wow.. I'm noticing a common theme in the best of's...
SPdreamer: all feature Anthony!
SPdreamer: I'm going to have to start talking to him more
Ermac: hehe..i think that's cuz he's online 24 hours a day, and the only one who talks
Ermac: because the "best of" page is non-discrimitory
Ermac: if that's how you spell that
Ermac: and the first two don't..hehe
* Ermac talks more to himself
Ermac: it's the latest trend
cherycoke: im so bored
CowGrain: build a house, that always keep me busy when i'm bored
cherycoke: uhm
cherycoke: no
CowGrain: but it's fun and easy
CowGrain: or you could build a sand castle
cherycoke: how bout i go see my bf at work
t3kno: hehe you can't even build a fort with 2 chairs and a blanket Jesus.
CowGrain: you could do that and I could too Adam, i built forts all the time when I was a kid
t3kno: You still are a kid
CowGrain: nooooo...
Ermac: dude..our seattle mayor sounds way too much like bryon mengle
CowGrain: despite all my rage i am still just a rat in a cage
Reesie: I don't see how he thinks that rage could make a difference. when rats get mad, they're still rats... I guess that's the despite bit. However, despite usually intone that "hey, this usually works, why isn't it working now?"
Reesie: in essence, billy corgan is a fuck-up genius :)
SPrklMstR: actually, when rats become enraged...they become small donkeys
Ermac: i don't wanna know how you know that
Reesie: that's my thesis statement for my english paper: "Billy Corgan is a fuckup genius."
SPrklMstR: its the cage that forces the transformation to not happen
SPrklMstR: its a metaphor for the walt disney corporation
CowGrain: you know what Shane, i'm sick and tired of your lil shenangins
Reesie: *chants* fight!
Ermac: ooh
* Reesie pops butterlicious popcorn
* CowGrain gets into his Johnny Cage outfit
* Ermac kicks mofo in the nutz
SPdreamer: whoa
* CowGrain kicks Shane in brain
* Ermac rips off his pants
Ermac: (his own, that is)
* CowGrain jumps up into the air and does a flying kick towards Shane
* Ermac throws a spear at mofo
Ermac: GET OVER HERE!
CowGrain: nooo..
* CowGrain freezes Shane
* CowGrain uppercuts Shane
* Ermac fires a BFG at mofo
* Reesie hands Brooke some Tang
* CowGrain tries to teleport but can't cuz his teleporter is broken
SPdreamer: mmmm
Reesie: haha
CowGrain: ow than BFG fookin' sucks
SPdreamer: I love you, Cerise
* Ermac helps fix the teleporter
Reesie: aww I love you too Brooke
CowGrain: I love you Shane
SPdreamer: :~)
* Ermac has sex with mofo
Reesie: *sniff*
Ermac: "ANALITY"
Reesie: whoo!
* CowGrain has blood dripping from his rectum now
CowGrain: great mental picture ain't it?
CowGrain: btw Shane I gots me digital camera back
Ermac: kljhj;'
Ermac: i don't want those two statements to be connected
akkmed: i wish i had ops
* akkmed sings the "i wish i had ops" song
* akkmed sings the follow up to his smash hit "i wish i had ops", "no one is paying attention"
moonrock: someone write me an essay on The Crucibal
BobbyMcR: i will if you spell it right
BobbyMcR: too late
deus: ha ha
deus: i'll write you an essay, lori
deus: here, i'll give you an "abstract"
moonrock: obviously i "care a lot" about the stupid play considering i "enjoyed" reading it and i really also "care" about how its spelled
BobbyMcR: yeah, i remember "caring" about that play
BobbyMcR: those were the days
BobbyMcR: but now i'm in college
BobbyMcR: and i've fulfilled all my english requirements
DelMonte: now I have to "care" about robinson crusoe
deus: So there's these chicks, right? And they are bratty bitches.. and they're like all "it's totally boring here", so they like start doing all this crazy shit that makes the peeps of the village think that they are fucked up in the head or possessed by demons or satan or something.. i dunno, i wasn't really paying attention. so anywayz, all these self-righteous puritans kill these other bitches that the original bitches say have possessed...
BobbyMcR: shit, these bitches are wack!
deus: them or whatever, and then there is some trial thing that happens.. and all the village peeps are like 'word, they're sluts. kill them. and i think she rapes chickens, too!'... and so there're these two judges, which I don't understand cause like, what kinda court has two judges? how stupid. anywayz, they find all the bitches to be guilty or something.. and they die. and that's pretty much all.. but i didn't finish the whole play..
deus: so there might've been something after that.. but maybe not.
deus: the end
deus: -lori
deus: and voila
deus: you have your essay
moonrock: aw thanks
moonrock: youre sweet
Akkmed: is sd-quoter working again?
Famous: sd-quoter always works
SD-Quoter: I am SD-Quoter, serving EFNet #SuperDeluxe and #YSIB. Use !quote <name> to trigger. The full list of quotes is at http://www.computela.com/superdeluxe/irc/bestof/
Famous: i just have to restart him manually when he gets disconnected
DelMonte: sd-quoter doesn't say something cool each time you say its name
SD-Quoter: I am SD-Quoter, serving EFNet #SuperDeluxe and #YSIB. Use !quote <name> to trigger. The full list of quotes is at http://www.computela.com/superdeluxe/irc/bestof/
Ermac: !quote i'msdquoterandireallysuck
SD-Quoter: Sorry ErmacAWAY, that quote was not found. The full list of quotes is at http://www.computela.com/superdeluxe/irc/bestof/
DelMonte: sd-quoter just says the same damn thing every time
SD-Quoter: I am SD-Quoter, serving EFNet #SuperDeluxe and #YSIB. Use !quote <name> to trigger. The full list of quotes is at http://www.computela.com/superdeluxe/irc/bestof/
SD-Quoter: I am SD-Quoter. Fuck you, Chris!
Ermac: hehe
Akkmed: hehe
Famous: now it says cool things!
* Akkmed wishes he were cool and sarcastic like the sons-of-bitches of ysib
BobbyMcR: hey, what happened? you used to be sarcastic!
Akkmed: i don't know
Akkmed: i think it went with my virginity
BobbyMcR: ...
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Lizadrin: [DelMonte] Welcome... to the real world.
|uke: That isn't a Matchbox 20 reference, is it?
Ermac: everything is a matchbox 20 reference
DelMonte: that's a "higher learning" reference
DelMonte: matchbox 20 is like my dick
DelMonte: *not clarifying*
SPdreamer: (it's everywhere)
SPdreamer: (it's had 128168231 hit singles)
SPdreamer: (its fat like rob thomas)
SPdreamer: (it'll even do santana!)
t3kno: (has a mainly pre-teen following)
|uke: Yeah, go for Carlos
DelMonte: mmmm.. carlos santana
|uke: hahah
SPdreamer: (it made me $20 on ebay)
SPdreamer: ooooh! good one, Adam!
BobbyMcR: hey, check this out:
BobbyMcR: guy 1: what are you going to major in?
BobbyMcR: guy 2: oh, i was thinking about business
BobbyMcR: guy 1: what type of business?
BobbyMcR: guy 2: none of your business!!
BobbyMcR: [rimshot]
SPdreamer: ha..hah..ha.......ha
BobbyMcR: it's funny, i know
BobbyMcR: i came up with that one today
t3kno: << listens to the crickets >>
BobbyMcR: guys?
BobbyMcR: guys?
BobbyMcR: how about it, guys?
BobbyMcR: what do you think of 'it'?
* Ermac loves 'it'
BobbyMcR: so do i
BobbyMcR: voice over: what he doesn't realize is that 'it' is anal penetration
BobbyMcR: voice over: now watch his reaction!
* SPdreamer watches
BobbyMcR: ahem...
SPdreamer: Shane!
SPdreamer: lets get some reaction here
BobbyMcR: yeah
BobbyMcR: indulge us
Ermac: HOLY SHIT!!!!
SPdreamer: hehe
SPdreamer: yay!
* Ermac FLIPS BRIAN OFF!!!!
* Ermac EXPLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWOOOOOOOOODES!
SPdreamer: wow, now that's some reaction
Ermac: see, it was worth the wait
Akkmed: fucking e-bay
Akkmed: i have a love-hate relationship with it
Akkmed: i love all the cool shit they have
Akkmed: i hate paying for it all
KyreBanor: ha ha
Akkmed: too bad you can't steal from e-bay
Akkmed: they need to open up a brick and mortar e-bay
KyreBanor: that would rock!
Akkmed: where people could meet and exchange, or swap, things
Akkmed: they could call it a "swap meet"
Akkmed: yeah
Akkmed: i think i'll start that
Akkmed: i'll make millions
* Akkmed tosses head back and laughs maniacally