One last update c. 2001. (Epilogue: they all died.)
Ermac: SOMETIMES I FEEL AH'M GETTIN STUUCK!!
Ermac: BUH TWEEN THE HANDSHAKE..AND THE FAAAAAAAAAAAUK!
BobbyMcR: sorry, dave
Ermac: it happens
BobbyMcR: yes, **it happens
Ermac: Yeah it does. LOL!
* Ermac is shot in the head
BobbyMcR: ooh
BobbyMcR: tragedy has struck
* BobbyMcR has a funeral
* BobbyMcR actually is having a funeral for someone else, who has coincidentally died at the same time shane did
* BobbyMcR does not care about shane
Ermac: :(
* BobbyMcR didn't notice that :(
* Ermac 's funeral is conducted in the closet
Ermac: booo
Ermac: Pretty young thing Nikki Cox, who hosts her own show on the WB, got an early Valentine from her beau, yowly-voiced comic Bobcat Goldthwait.
* BobbyMcR is sorry...he didn't catch that
* BobbyMcR boos "at the wind," for no apparent reason
Ermac: you don't give "two boos to the wind". LOL!
* BobbyMcR keeps missing these things...he regrets it
Ermac: we finally are having a KGRG benefit show..it's gonna be sweet
BobbyMcR: reeely
BobbyMcR: who's going to be there?
Ermac: nerf freakin' herder!
BobbyMcR: wow
BobbyMcR: hellhip
Ermac: yeah..it was pretty sweet..they're pretty hip about doing it
Ermac: and they haven't been to washington in 208340832 years
BobbyMcR: wow, they're old
Ermac: yeah..the last time they played washington was around the dawn of time
BobbyMcR: i would consider them "classic rock," then'
Ermac: KBSG plays "pervert" all the time
BobbyMcR: i think UPS' motto should be "if it's not here in 3 days, we're assholes"
BobbyMcR: because then they would be assholes
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Ermac: rarrrr
Famous: calm down, shane
Famous: two girls come in at once... you know that gets to him
Ermac: *fans*
Arden: two lauries/loris at that
moonrock: uhhh hi
*** Quits: Arden (god I hope you see what losing you would do to me)
*** moonrock changes the topic to 'this is the most exciting channel in the world.'
*** Famous changes the topic to '#SuperDeluxe... we're here to entertain lori!'
moonrock: yay!
moonrock: damn right you are
moonrock: except shane went to bed, how is that supposed to entertain me?
Ermac: *performs sexual favors to lori in his sleep*
moonrock: woohoo!
* Famous is away, location: work | be back: 11pm PST | plan: play wth liz (wink, wink) [log:OFF] [page:ON]
Famous: we got two old baha men albums in at work!
BobbyMcR: "1-der-full"
Famous: "i like what i like" and "doong spank"
BobbyMcR: "dong spank"?
Famous: don't ask me what the deal with the name of the second album is
BobbyMcR: dong spank, it is
Famous: "doong"
Famous: anyway, there used to be like seven guys in the baha men
BobbyMcR: and then they evolved into the greatness they are today
Famous: my personal theory was that three guys came up with "who let the dogs out" and played it for the other guys in the band
Famous: and they were like "this sucks!" and quit
Famous: either that, or shot themselves in their respective faces
BobbyMcR: right
BobbyMcR: either way works for me
BobbyMcR: would it be possible to kill someone through a tv?
Famous: if you have a tivo
Famous: you could pause them until they run out of oxygen
BobbyMcR: right
Famous: that reminds me of something in my fortune file
Famous: "let's say a computer manufacturer makes a computer that has a 1ghz processor, 512mb ram, 100gb hard disk space, a 1600x1200 screen, fits in your coat pocket, and costs 200 dollars. what's the first thing the computer user asks?"
Famous: 'is it pc compatible?"
Famous: or something like that
BobbyMcR: haw
BobbyMcR: they already have that
BobbyMcR: !!
BobbyMcR: maybe not the coat pocket part exactly, but...
BobbyMcR: they are building 1.5ghz chips now
Famous: how do you know 'they' are building them right now?
Famous: 'they' are probably asleep
BobbyMcR: well, i just talked to 'them' 5 minutes ago
Famous: and/or have the weekend off
Famous: oh
Famous: damn
BobbyMcR: they said, "yep, still goin' strong on those 1.5 ghz chips!"
BobbyMcR: "even at 2:30 am?"
BobbyMcR: "yeah, of course!"
Famous: "they" should go union
BobbyMcR: it is union
BobbyMcR: the union has agreed to work them 20 hours per day
BobbyMcR: 7 days per week
Famous: "they" should go better union
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BobbyMcR: look 'whose' back
*** DarkLover sets mode: +o Ermac
Lizadrin: i love you shane!
Lizadrin: op me!
Ermac: nooo
*** Ermac sets mode: +o Lizadrin
*** Lizadrin sets mode: +o Famous
Famous: so, can we get rid of the other bot?
Ermac: i don't think so
Ermac: i'll just message emi on icq
Famous: so...
Famous: i guess i don't understand what it's doing here in the first place
Ermac: ?
Ermac: because we needed a bot?
Famous: but we don't anymore, since we have one...
Ermac: yeah, for the last what, 5 hours?
Famous: so can't we tell her to take it out?
Ermac: did you hear what i said?
Ermac: i spose i could clarify
Ermac: [03:19:06] <Ermac> i'll just message emi on icq to take darklover out
Famous: i'm sorry
Famous: i read that wrong
Famous: damn, your clock is off
Ermac: haha..yeah
BobbyMcR: yeah, stupid
Ermac: i set it like 20 minutes in advance for work
Ermac: cuz i'm a lazy asshole
BobbyMcR: because the clock allows you to time travel?
Ermac: yes..i'm in the future..and still can somehow maintain conversation with you two
Famous: lag
Famous: one-sided twenty minute lag
BobbyMcR: wonderful
BobbyMcR: i think it would be cool to make a program that would automatically set your clock somewhere between 5 and 20 minutes ahead of normal time
BobbyMcR: it would do it periodically so you wouldn't get too "used" to a certain time
BobbyMcR: totally randomly
BobbyMcR: maybe during idle periods
BobbyMcR: so you wouldn't even know...
BobbyMcR: and of course, the program would automatically destroy all time display devices, and devices which make use of internal clocks
BobbyMcR: just in case you want to be sneaky...
Famous: literally destroy them
BobbyMcR: yeah, of course
BobbyMcR: and it would eventually get to the point where it would control your mind
BobbyMcR: so you could never be sure what time it is
BobbyMcR: it would basically destroy any sense of time you ever had
Famous: would this be in C?
BobbyMcR: yeah
BobbyMcR: maybe c++
BobbyMcR: to implement the "device destroying object"
Famous: a loadable module
Ermac: i don't much care for AFI
Famous: i think AFI rawks some serious shiznat
BobbyMcR: afi is ooooooooooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
BobbyMcR: i'm VERY neutral!
Ermac: yeah..afi gets an "ooooooooooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk" in my book
Famous: nnnnnnnooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
BobbyMcR: hey, i'm sick of your mental problems
BobbyMcR: don't talk to me about mental health
BobbyMcR: ...asshole...
Ermac: dis
BobbyMcR: boy, those 88 fingers louie fellows are quite angry
Ermac: have you heard their new one off the "hopelessly devoted to you three" compilation?
Ermac: it's "red"
Ermac: aka "rad"
BobbyMcR: yeah, i think i'm going to order that
Famous: is that "100 proof"?
BobbyMcR: yeah
BobbyMcR: 100 proof is k00l
Famous: i love how kgrg treats it like a "new song"
Famous: it's been out f0rev0r
Ermac: well, it's on a new cd we got :)
BobbyMcR: it's years old
Famous: i'm going to listen to eefl now
Famous: eefl = most obvious acronym for 88 fingers louie
Ermac: i think a better acronym for them is iiio
BobbyMcR: it's on sale for $1 on the hopeless records site
BobbyMcR: how about LXXXVIIFL?
BobbyMcR: woo...a $1 cred card purchase
Ermac: i'm assuming you have to pay shipping, no?
Famous: $42,000 shipping
BobbyMcR: i feel like such a 'crook'
Ermac: as well you should
BobbyMcR: a cd, legitimate at that
BobbyMcR: for 1 dollar!
BobbyMcR: and i'm paying with a credit card
BobbyMcR: welcome to america!
Ermac: why, you oughta call the police and turn yourself in!
Famous: the visa people will probably laugh at you
BobbyMcR: yeah
BobbyMcR: visa williams will not look kindly upon me
*** DarkLover sets mode: +bbbb joshieboi!*@* [deus]!*@* *!*@*.ix.netcom.com *!*@216.213.71.8
*** DarkLover sets mode: +bbb *!*@*oc3.org sexyjosh!*@* badtouch!*@*
BobbyMcR: josh is banned
BobbyMcR: woo
Famous: i'm not sure why
Famous: i mean he's a dumbass, but nobody ever got banned for that in THIS channel
*** Famous sets mode: +b DarkLover!*@*
*** DarkLover was kicked by Lizadrin (Banned)
Famous: hah
Famous: the "hardest" ban to get around
*** Famous sets mode: -b DarkLover!*@*
BobbyMcR: yah
Famous: take this!
*** Famous sets mode: +b BobbyMcR!*@*.*
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BobbyMcR: oh crap
*** BobbyMcR is now known as B0bbyMcR
*** Famous sets mode: -b BobbyMcR!*@*.*
B0bbyMcR: *now* what are you going to do?!
B0bbyMcR: ha!!
*** B0bbyMcR is now known as BobbyMcr
*** Famous sets mode: -b BobbyMcR!*@*.*
Famous: ha
*** BobbyMcr is now known as bOBBYmCr
bOBBYmCr: yeah!
bOBBYmCr: i'm so counterculture now!
*** xFamouSx is now known as Famous
bOBBYmCr: you were straight-edge for a moment
Famous: yeah
Famous: since that always means straight-edge
bOBBYmCr: yeah
bOBBYmCr: alway
bOBBYmCr: s
bOBBYmCr: w/o exceptin
bOBBYmCr: on
bOBBYmCr: fadjafdkj
bOBBYmCr: fasd
bOBBYmCr: a
* bOBBYmCr explodes
Famous: i just saw an ad for fred meyer music market
Famous: and they were like "pick up the latest cd from papa roach"
Famous: (clip) "broken home..."
Famous: boo!
Famous: that's like saying *I* approve!
BobbyMcR: yeah
BobbyMcR: the corporation has compromised your musical opinion
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Famous: well well
Famous: "ermac"
Ermac: well well well
Famous: stupid morning show?
Famous: well i've got news for you... your morning show thinks you are stupid!
Ermac: that's not what it told me last night!
Ermac: (dis..kinda..)
Famous: :(
Famous: your morning show told me i was the only one!
Famous: how dare it do this to me!
Ermac: well..i suppose that's between you and my morning show
Famous: well just for that, i'm never listening to your morning show again!
Famous: you just lost 1/4 of your listeners!
Ermac: dissss
Ermac: (although possibly true, especially when school's out)
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Akkmed: yay, superdeluxe is back and better than ever. I know! i've got a great idea! LET'S IDLE!!
*** Quits: Akkmed (Client Quit)
Famous: 2,147,483,646
Famous: that's the highest ICQ UIN that the system can support
BobbyMcR: well, isn't that great
BobbyMcR: that's 2^31 - 2
Famous: yep
Famous: 01111111 11111111 11111111 11111110
Famous: UPDATE: I conducted an experiment and tried to search for UIN #1, which resulted in this error message: "The field UIN is out of range (1001-2147483646)."
BobbyMcR: i see
BobbyMcR: who is 1001?
BobbyMcR: the world may never know
Famous: The highest UIN appears to be 2,147,483,646, which in binary is 01111111 11111111 11111111 11111110. So they are using four bytes but reserving the first and last bits.
Famous: -- says some web page
BobbyMcR: greedy bastards...
BobbyMcR: they should return the bits to the people
Famous: they're probably used to denote inactive/active or something
Famous: or perhaps they denote dumbass/cool
BobbyMcR: yeah
Famous: the first bit is active or inactive, the last bit is if you are a dumbass or not
Famous: Ermac (53%),ErmacAWAY (34%),Ermack (10%),ErmTURKEY (1,5%),Ermie (0,6%),ErmacBBS (0,1%),Ermasdlfk (0,0%)
Famous: i especially like the last one
Ermac: hehe
Ermac: i don't even remember why i did that
Famous: i pressed the "copy print" button on my scanner
Famous: jfsdjsakdjksdf
Famous: there goes my computer...
Ermac: doh
Famous: actually i hit it with a 2-liter barq's bottle
Famous: on purpose
Famous: "this'll show it..."
Ermac: tell that computer whatfor
Famous: so brian, chris' place?
Famous: for new yearz
Famous: ??
Ermac: did you call him?
Famous: i was at 'werk' all day
Famous: let's just show up with our instruments
Famous: what's he going to do?
Ermac: kill us
Ermac: i saw a concealed weapon
Famous: nooo
BobbyMcR: well, then it wasn't "concealed," now was it?
Ermac: dah..he called my bluff
BobbyMcR: woohoo
* BobbyMcR collects the ante
Famous: i'd just like to point out
Famous: during the last few days, i've had about 248238492398 copies of the baha men cd returned
Famous: i think we have more than we've actually been sent...
Ermac: hahah
Ermac: yay!
BobbyMcR: yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Famous: <dumbass parents> "who let the dogs out! they'll love this!"
Famous: <kids, christmas day> "mom, you stupid bitch..."
Famous: i've got a cd writer, yes i do
BobbyMcR: they're giving 'em to anyone?
Famous: they're giving them to anyone (who has $149 plus tax, goes to fred meyer, expresses interest in purchasing one, and gives the cashier $149 plus tax in exchange for it) and that (could) mean you
BobbyMcR: mean(s)
Famous: oh yes
BobbyMcR: well, i should go to fred meyer and get one too
BobbyMcR: then i'll have a cd writer like you do
Famous: the switch on my oven is broken, in the 'on' position
Famous: well, the range actually... one of the burners
BobbyMcR: haw
BobbyMcR: good job, oven boy
Famous: so i have to go the fuse box and turn the oven on when i want to cook something
Famous: and then turn it back off when i'm done
Famous: similar to the nba, it's fan-fucking-tastic
BobbyMcR: heh
BobbyMcR: i'm with ya there
Arden: hehe i have to read this book for english.. but this quote reminds me of you two
Arden: "Telling a joke well-- succesffully, perfectly-- was the highest art."
Ermack: :P
Arden: you guys and all your comedic seriousness
Ermack: yep..if i had a dime for every time i've wished i could go back and perfect and polish an old joke..why..
Ermack: [the end]
DelMonte: I'm staying on the napster ship as long as it allows me to get the new weezer songs
Famous: you aren't downloading the "NEW WEEZER ALBUM" are you?
DelMonte: perhaps, I dunno
Famous: people have been posting a bunch of mp3s with "NEW WEEZER ALBUM" in the title
Famous: it's really just pavement
DelMonte: hehe
DelMonte: evil
DelMonte: I downloaded something to the extent of "weezer- something something new!!!!!"
Famous: that might be something else
Famous: yeah, seriously... i was at laurie's using her cable modem, and i was like "what?!?! new weezer album!??!"
Famous: and i downloaded two songs, and it was slanted and enchanted
Ermac: they're still recording it..it's kinda interesting to read karl's corner and learn about "the recording process"
Ermac: surprisingly, there is no mention of cool edit pro
Famous: heh
DelMonte: how odd
Famous: and a 133mhz laptop
Famous: that skips
DelMonte: isn't that the only way to record music?
DelMonte: they must be using cakewalk
Ermac: maybe they're using windows sound recorder
DelMonte: or maybe windows sound recorder
DelMonte: hahahah
Ermac: hah!
Ermac: thank you, and goodnight
Famous: "sorry, our songs can only be 30 seconds long... i don't know why it won't let us go any longer"
DelMonte: if it's going exactly 2, 4, 8, 16 or so on times normal speed, or reversed, or vaguely echoey... we'll know what's up
Ermac: hehe
Famous: "how come every time i try to win the world fighter championship, i get my ass kicked my guile?"
Famous: "man, funk dat!"
Famous: -- sagat
DelMonte: "tiger uppercut! ...man, funk dat!"
Ermac: holy shit
Ermac: i'm thinkin
Ermac: if things kinda turn out like the way things are going right now
Ermac: i just..
Ermac: i might just have..
Ermac: well..
Ermac: break someone's fuckin' face...TONIGHT!!!
Ermac: [cue ominous music]
Ermac: the bitches love me cuz they know that i can rock
Arden: no you cant
Ermac: the bitches think i can
Arden: i'll show you bitches
Ermac: i'll bitches you!!
Arden: i've got your bitch right here!
newbian: I'm going to bed
Arden: thats what i thought
Ermac: me too
Famous: i think i'm going to start doing commercial parodies on my webpage
Famous: or album reviews
Famous: something... i need ideas
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Ermac: hey it's lori
Famous: i could do a making fun of lori page
Famous: i mean, uh
moonrock: :(
* moonrock runs off crying
Famous: heh
Famous: i was just brainstorming ideas
Famous: for my webpage
Famous: unfortunately you joined after i proposed my "i love lori" page
Ermac: i take a hammer to my head every night in hopes of erasing junior high
Ermac: fawk
Ermac: i think my avi codec is broked
Famous: i'll send you an avi
Ermac: doooo it
Famous: accept...
Famous: fine, forget it
Famous: (it was me flipping you off)
* Arden is away, bowlin [log:OFF] [page:ON] [email:arden_667@hotmail.com]
Famous: well
Famous: keep bowlin' bowlin' bowlin'
Famous: (waahhht?!?!?)
Ermac: mr. clean..tell me..is that really you?
DelMonte: yes.
Ermac: thanks!
Ermac: [dunt]
DelMonte: I am a man, who will fight, for your honor
DelMonte: I'll be the hero that you're dreamin' of
Famous: thanks!
Ermac: don't care
Ermac: don't care
Ermac: i really don't care
Ermac: did you see the drummer's hair
Ermac: (good)
Ermac: no BIG HAIR!
BobbyMcR: i didn't see the drummer's hair
BobbyMcR: was it small?
Ermac: yes
Ermac: yes it was
BobbyMcR: wonderful
BobbyMcR: what's the deal with '88FL' sampling movies...do they have to pay for it, or what?
BobbyMcR: like in "worst man won," they have a pretty long sample there
BobbyMcR: man, how fast they are
BobbyMcR: "and now i know the worst man won"
BobbyMcR: so do i, louie...so do i
BobbyMcR: whoo
BobbyMcR: empty window
Ermac: dar
BobbyMcR: hah
Ermac: i'll get you for this, sonicnet!! you've made an ass out of me for the last time!!
BobbyMcR: how come you don't have DSL, shane?
BobbyMcR: honk
Ermac: because dsl isn't available in my area
BobbyMcR: really?
BobbyMcR: what places in federal way can get dsl?
Ermac: i dunno..you could get it at mofo's house, which is only a few blocks down..i'm like | | this far away from getting dsl
BobbyMcR: wow
BobbyMcR: about 1/4" on my screen
BobbyMcR: so if your computer were moved 1/4 inch to the left, you could get it
BobbyMcR: but, it's not worth it, though
Ermac: yeah..i tried it, but it's just too much work to rearrange my room
BobbyMcR: oh, well
BobbyMcR: there's always tomorrow
*** Famous has joined #SuperDeluxe
Famous: i love being forceably removed from channels
Famous: but that's just life when you're in efnet user
Famous: in = an
Famous: i blame efnet for that typo
Famous: "EFNet fever: catch it!"
Famous: so tired... can't work...
Famous: kill... all... humans...
Famous: wait? how did that get in there
Famous: well, i'm not so tired now!
Famous: ["mario dies" sound from super mario bros. plays]
*** Ermac changes the topic to 'happy motherfucking valen-fucking-tines'
*** Famous changes the topic to 'happy motherfucking va(n ha)len-fucking-tines'
Famous: i don't know why... but that topic was just begging for that
Arden: haha
Ermac: vanhalentines day rules
Famous: might as well jump
Arden: thats it... i need vanhalentines day cards for tomorrow
Famous: hah
Famous: that would rule
Famous: pictures of them on the front and such
Famous: like all the cartoon character cards, with clever sayings
Famous: like the "hope your valentine's day KICKS!" powerpuff girls card megan gave me
Famous: we need van halen ones...
Famous: wish i knew more of their lyrics..
Ermac: "hope you have a great vanhalentines day...RIGHT NOW!"
Famous: i can only think of "jump"
Arden: hehe
Famous: yeah, that's good
Ermac: glad i could help
Arden: i was trying to think of more and all i could think of was "i cant drive 55.." heh i'm way off
Famous: yeah
Famous: sammy probably hates vanhalentines day
Ermac: yeah..it isn't vanhagerentines day!
Famous: r.i.p. vanhalentine's day joke
Famous: plus, it's hagar
Famous: so there
Ermac: oops..hey..way to get a last punch in after the bell
Famous: someone told me to "take the bra off" today
Famous: of course, they were referring to taking it off of their purchase
Famous: but... still cool, in some weird way
Famous: and again, in this channel, talking to 1 or more people
* Famous is away, bed :( [log:OFF] [page:ON]
BobbyMcR: hey, i finally got my shitdamn cd-rs
BobbyMcR: damn ups
Famous: you can blame christine for that
Famous: she goes to ups
BobbyMcR: funny, wise guy
BobbyMcR: you think you're mr. funny
Famous: yep
Famous: Herschel J. Funny
Famous: which reminds me, i should finish these quotes!
DelMonte: I should be in it more... make up some stuff for me to have said
Famous: <DelMonte> i'm a dumbass! doot doot!
BobbyMcR: <DelMonte> a guy walks into a bar
Famous: <Ermac> why did you say "doot! doot!"?
BobbyMcR: <BobbyMcR> he says ouch, doesn't he?
Famous: <DelMonte> i don't know... i'm just stupid!
BobbyMcR: <DelMonte> uh...
BobbyMcR: *** DelMonte has left #ysib
DelMonte: I brought this upon myself
Famous: how dare you imply there are #ysib quotes in the #superdeluxe best-of
BobbyMcR: i like my chris quote
BobbyMcR: oh yeah
BobbyMcR: crap
BobbyMcR: *** DelMonte has left #superdeluxe
Famous: all #superdeluxe best-ofs are from #superdeluxe, the channel of hilarity
BobbyMcR: there we go...good as gold
* Famous has returned. [gone:4h43m53s]
Famous: hiiii kids... [i'm] hooome earrly
BobbyMcR: anthony's as clever as kevin
BobbyMcR: he must have the talkboy
Famous: anyway, i did come home early
BobbyMcR: i don't believe you
Famous: because of the weather
BobbyMcR: what weather?
Famous: it's snowing like a hell-fuck here
Famous: and on top of the hill on which i live, it's sticking
BobbyMcR: holy fuckhead...it IS snowing!
Ermac: snow rocks my ass
Famous: so i came home early to insure that i'd be able to get up the hill
BobbyMcR: snow is rather g-a-e
Ermac: <holy fuckhead> blessed art thou, my friend..
Arden: its sticking like hell here too..
BobbyMcR: i used to like it because it delayed school, but now it's just annoying
Ermac: that's exactly what i say about you
BobbyMcR: what...the...
Ermac: ..somehow..
Ermac: "that brian, i used to like him because he delayed school. now he's just annoying. *runs before he can explain*"
BobbyMcR: damn it
BobbyMcR: he got away from muh
BobbyMcR: i'm on a plain...
BobbyMcR: i can't complain...
Ermac: yahahaha...you'll never know
BobbyMcR: LITERALLY!
BobbyMcR: hmm...
BobbyMcR: shane just said nothing
BobbyMcR: no need to investigate further
Ermac: i'm actually yelling, from a distance
Famous: did you guys hear something?
Ermac: heyyyy guys! look at me!!
BobbyMcR: i think it was just the wind
Ermac: okay, i'm closer now!!
Famous: wait... is that shane?
BobbyMcR: i almost heard something...
Ermac: i'm not coming any closer!!
* Famous fires a gun in the direction of the unknown noise
BobbyMcR: god fuck the world...why is it that windows must restart if i update media player??
BobbyMcR: i "love" that
Famous: yeah, it's the kind of thing that makes me want to not update programs i don't use, like media player
Famous: however, i still will
BobbyMcR: i know
BobbyMcR: i'm an addict, man!
BobbyMcR: it must suck for you, too...56k boy
Ermac: "Media player is about to restart the system. Notice I conveniently destroyed the "cancel" option. Mwahahaha! [OK]"
Arden: hehe
Famous: no... large updates like that (e.g. netscape) i just wait until i go to sleep, and start them then
Famous: then, when i wake up... updates!
BobbyMcR: unless you get disconnected
BobbyMcR: damn it
*** Quits: BobbyMcR (restarting)
Famous: i have auto-reconnectjwerkltjklsdfjlksd fuck you!
Famous: how dare you leave in the middle of me talking to you!
Famous: answer me!!!
Ermac: <BobbyMcR> ha ha ha ha!!!
Famous: he's laughing all the way to the bank... whatever that might mean in this particular situation
Ermac: meaning he stole your wallet..and is going to deposit it
Arden: the entire wallet
Famous: hehe
Famous: yep, at the "bank/pawn shop"
Ermac: "i'd like to deposit this wallet." "you mean the money inside of it, i'm assuming.." "you heard what i said..."
Famous: "okay, sir... your new balance is $253.17, one fake leather wallet, a driver's license, an insurance card, 6 subway stamps..."
Famous: "ect" "ect"
Ermac: that would be awesome..it'd show that on the ATM screen when you got a balance
Arden: haha
Famous: and all ATMs would have to be equipped with molecular replicators, so you could "withdraw" your belongings
Ermac: "WARNING: Withdrawing cars/vehicles automatically charges a $150,000 fee to withdraw. Continue?"
Famous: hehe
Famous: the car comes out of a huge slot on the side of the ATM, crushing you
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Famous: oh, the wonderful conversation you've inspired while you were away!
BobbyMcR: reeeely
BobbyMcR: let's have a look
Ermac: you'll never know..sorry
Ermac: we all signed confidentiality agreements
Famous: d'oh
Famous: uh... i didn't just paste it to him
Ermac: excellent
Ermac: thanks for reaffirming
BobbyMcR: 'your welcome'
Famous: i want ops too
*** Ermac sets mode: +o Famous
BobbyMcR: hey, screw you
*** Ermac sets mode: -o BobbyMcR
Famous: ha!
Ermac: dissss
BobbyMcR: uh..."unscrew" you?
BobbyMcR: remove all evidence of sexual contact?
*** Ermac sets mode: +o BobbyMcR
BobbyMcR: yay
* Famous is away, tv, etc [log:OFF] [page:ON]
BobbyMcR: dum-ass
* Famous has returned. [gone:28m39s]
Famous: who's the dum-ass now?
BobbyMcR: uh
BobbyMcR: WHO'S...THE...DUMBASS...NOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW...
BobbyMcR: WHO SOLD OUT NOW???
*** Quits: Ermac (Dead socket)
*** Joins: Ermac (ermac@c1113060-a.fedwy1.wa.home.com)
BobbyMcR: YOU SOLD OUT NOW!!
Ermac: nooooo
BobbyMcR: i keep forgetting the band name
BobbyMcR: what is it again?
Ermac: ignite
BobbyMcR: i bet they 'r00l'
Ermac: http://www.canoe.ca/JamNapster/feb16_napster-can.html
Ermac: i don't see how they can "add" security to mp3..mp3 encoding is mp3 encoding
BobbyMcR: uh...
BobbyMcR: naw-aw!
Famous: don't go there, girlfriend
Famous: why don't they just create new types of sound waves that only go into the ears of people that have paid for the albums
Famous: that way, you can't listen to music you haven't paid for when you go over to your friend's house and he has cds that you don't
BobbyMcR: yeah!
BobbyMcR: that's a great idea!
BobbyMcR: now if only one could 'manufacture' sound waves
BobbyMcR: ...
* BobbyMcR can't bear to go on
* DelMonte can't not bear to watch "Brazil"
BobbyMcR: what's that?
DelMonte: it's a Terry Gilliam movie
BobbyMcR: monty python?
DelMonte: anti-monty python
DelMonte: although one of them is in it...
DelMonte: michael palin
BobbyMcR: i'm just saying wasn't terry gilliam involved in monty python
DelMonte: oh
DelMonte: yes, yes he was
DelMonte: he was the ugly guy
DelMonte: bridge of death troll, etc.
DelMonte: he still is ugly, btw
BobbyMcR: excellent!
BobbyMcR: it's all working according to plan...
BobbyMcR: what does systemworks do for the average computer user such as myself?
Famous: uh
Famous: looks through your registry for bad bullshiz
Famous: sorts your hard disk so it's more optimized... like defrag, but puts stuff in order
BobbyMcR: from A to Z
Famous: yes
Famous: for some reason...
BobbyMcR: because alphabetizing files will make them run faster...
Famous: yeah
BobbyMcR: windows is "neurotic"
Famous: so the computer doesn't get confused
BobbyMcR: yeah
Famous: "where did i put this?"
BobbyMcR: it's like when all the cards fall out of your rolodex!
DelMonte: I should make human blood sausage
DelMonte: with my own blood
DelMonte: that would rule
Famous: yeah
BobbyMcR: yay!
Famous: it's still vegan if you use your own blood, right?
DelMonte: yeah, why not
Ermac: you have the "animal's consent"
DelMonte: it's not the letter of the law, but the spirit!
DelMonte: but blackberries will do for now
DelMonte: mmmmmm
BobbyMcR: blackberry blood?
DelMonte: yeah, I'm making sausage and typing at the same time
BobbyMcR: i see
BobbyMcR: good for you
DelMonte: ...good for *fuck* you, that is
BobbyMcR: of my songs, i think "were goth" sounds the most...song-like...
BobbyMcR: it has that bridge part
BobbyMcR: then a solo after that
BobbyMcR: then back to the chorus...
BobbyMcR: ain't that a song, or what???
BobbyMcR: eh?
BobbyMcR: ain't it??
BobbyMcR: eh??
Ermac: it sure is!
Famous: ["super mario dies" music plays]
BobbyMcR: heh
BobbyMcR: what's with that?
Famous: i don't know, whenever conversations end stupidly... the DUH DUT! doot doot doot-doot dee doot, doot doot music seems to fit
BobbyMcR: i guess
BobbyMcR: you got it
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Ermac: well well well
Arden: if it isn't shane the hell regan
BobbyMcR: well, the hell
BobbyMcR: if it isn't me
Ermac: we know, self-acknowledgement boy
BobbyMcR: :'(
Famous: i think we should go to dalnet, but certain shanes disagree
DelMonte: yeah, then I could be on here AND download movies
Famous: yeah
Ermac: you can go to dalnet
DelMonte: you can go to hellnet
DelMonte: sorry, one person cannot uproot and go to dalnet
BobbyMcR: yeah
DelMonte: it must be a channel-wide decision... and if anyone sets foot in the old channel afterward, it's the only crime punishable by death
BobbyMcR: whoo, internet death penalty!
DelMonte: white-collar capital crime!
DelMonte: you know...
DelMonte: I remember thinking, "hey, I wish I could find something out... I should find out about that..."
DelMonte: and then I thought "but when I find out about it, will I appreciate it from the same wanting-to-know-about-it angle that I would right now?"
DelMonte: and then I found out about it
DelMonte: but now I forget what it was
DelMonte: so I probably didn't
DelMonte: but... maybe I did
BobbyMcR: alright, quiet non-quotes boy
BobbyMcR: is this based on a true story?
BobbyMcR: i.e., did you have a pet seal?
DelMonte: ?
BobbyMcR: haw
newbian: DIE!
BobbyMcR: nooooooooo
newbian: NOT YOU!
BobbyMcR: ooooooooooookay
Ermac: meee?
newbian: hehe
BobbyMcR: d0000000d
newbian: ?
BobbyMcR: yaw
*** Quits: Ermac (irc.exodus.net irc.best.net)
newbian: come back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BobbyMcR: hey, i'm still here
newbian: so?
newbian: wait
newbian: you can help me with math!
BobbyMcR: i could
BobbyMcR: let's see...math
BobbyMcR: 2 + 2 = 4
BobbyMcR: that'll get you through algebra...
Famous: i just don't think eminem's lyrics are that anti-gay
Famous: "wah... he says 'fags'"
Ermac: i dunno..i will never be able to tell because he never comments on them
Ermac: yeah, he says about cutting you up, whether you're a fag or a lez..not offensive "at all"
BobbyMcR: i think eminem sucks, lyrics or not
Famous: "hate fags? the answer's yes"
Famous: yeah, yeah... and he also killed his wife, etc, etc... it's just the lyrics and the act
Famous: it's the "slim shady" character
Famous: it's stuff that rhymes
BobbyMcR: it's dumb
Famous: brian is making the most important contributions to this conversation
BobbyMcR: i realize
Famous: i'm sure in real life, marshall mathers hates all women, homosexuals, and everyone else he raps about
BobbyMcR: i'm willing to be 5 bucks on that
Famous: just like i'm sure he got his head split open in high school and his brain fell out... he mentioned that in a lyric
BobbyMcR: i wouldn't doubt it
Famous: and he killed his wife, on three seperate occasions
Famous: ...somehow...
BobbyMcR: tell me something i don't know
Ermac: yes, because you can't refer to a single occasion more than once
BobbyMcR: ha!
Ermac: and also, when one writes lyrics, they either right "all true" lyrics, or "all fake" lyrics
Famous: right
BobbyMcR: write
Ermac: correct
Famous: anyway, as far as point #1... "'97 bonnie and clyde," and "kim" both tell two completely different stories
Ermac: who's to say they aren't pulled from fantasies and/or plots of his?
Famous: fantasies perhaps... but we all fantasize about doing stupid things
BobbyMcR: not me
Famous: i serverly doubt he's actually plotted to kill anyone
Ermac: you don't know him
BobbyMcR: i fantasize about solving complex math equations
Famous: no i don't
BobbyMcR: how smart is that
BobbyMcR: ?
Ermac: i actually don't doubt that, brian :/
Famous: "i got the windows-sucks-and-has-a-bunch-of-memory-leaks-so-if-i-keep-my-computer-on-for-longer-than-a-few-hours-it-starts-going-really-slow-and-crashing-and-it-sucks-and-i'd-use-linux-but-not-all-of-my-devices-like-my-scanner-for-example-work-with-it-and-it-sucks-bluuuuues"
BobbyMcR: rather like the cut 1/2 blues
Famous: yeah
Famous: except my ass is not in the front
BobbyMcR: hm
BobbyMcR: looks like the undertaker finally did something right
BobbyMcR: i'm going to attempt something dangerous
BobbyMcR: hmm
BobbyMcR: nothing happened
BobbyMcR: haw
BobbyMcR: everyone's a dying
BobbyMcR: for no reason at all, of course
Famous: hey, i'm 4' 2"
Famous: does this affect me?
BobbyMcR: and, although there are large and small people dying, there's no correlation between that and the deaths
BobbyMcR: so, to answer your question
BobbyMcR: it makes no difference if you're large or small
Famous: ah.
Famous: pure massacre.
Ermac: hey brian..and anthony i spose
Ermac: the guy from size 14 has a solo project..it's crazy cuz it's all serious and beatles-esque
Ermac: search for "linus of hollywood"
Ermac: it's kinda hard to take him seriously
BobbyMcR: really?
BobbyMcR: "pick up some beer, stay at home, stare at my claire danes poster...literally"
BobbyMcR: "i'm really doing it"
BobbyMcR: "i'm totally a loser!"
BobbyMcR: "[dunt dunt]"
Ermac: let's all practice right now
* Ermac plays his bass
* BobbyMcR plays guitar
* Ermac plays it really well
* BobbyMcR plays awesome licks, man
* Famous pretends to play drums as he was doing earlier, also doing so really well
Ermac: dude, we rock!!
* BobbyMcR sings and plays guitar
* Ermac plays the most difficult bass line ever
BobbyMcR: what??
BobbyMcR: how did he...
Famous: that was amazing!
Ermac: i've been practicing, guys!
Famous: wow... he sure has!
* BobbyMcR plays a van halen solo
Ermac: incredible!
Famous: hey, did you know that eating solves your problems?
Famous: it does for me!
BobbyMcR: yeah, i know that
BobbyMcR: like, today for instance
BobbyMcR: i was hungry
BobbyMcR: i thought...
BobbyMcR: you know, i really shouldn't eat away my troubles
BobbyMcR: but..
BobbyMcR: well, i ended up eating dinner
Famous: "this is a problem!"
BobbyMcR: mark curry was a rapper???
Famous: yeah, he had an album out
Famous: and did guest spots on legitimate rapper's albums!
Ermac: nice
Famous: he also did a guest spot on one of shaq's albums
BobbyMcR: great idea
Famous: note how i seperate shaq from "legitimate rapper"
BobbyMcR: i was 'unaware'
BobbyMcR: i figured they were synonyms
Famous: yeah
Famous: legitimate rapper is a great basketball player
BobbyMcR: yeah
BobbyMcR: he sure is
*** Quits: TaurusSHO (My 90 Taurus SHO and my 81 Corvette will smoke your freakin car and Honda sucks)
BobbyMcR: what an idiot
DelMonte: whew boy, yeah
DelMonte: nothing makes me want to kill people more than car pride
UberBeth: and tell kyle to call me if he still wants a ride to the LAN party
UberBeth: nighty-nite shanie and laur
*** Quits: UberBeth (Leaving)
Ermac: laaate..dis
Ermac: dude..lan party..i never get invited to those things
Arden: hehe
Ermac: it's because i'm so good
* Ermac stifles the tears from sliding down his face
Arden: yes.. i'm sure it is
Arden: need a tissue?
Ermac: NO!
Ermac: i ain't gay!
Arden: you looked like your hands were sweating again... ;)
Ermac: hehe..it's your breasts' fault!
Ermac: tank top girl
Arden: psh
Famous: hey, were you talking about my girlfriend's breasts?
Famous: why i oughta...
Famous: (i'm one of those possessive asshole boyfriends, by the way)
BobbyMcR: sisqo is still popular?
Famous: he's up for a grammy, foo
Famous: the "great" grammy
Famous: the category of "great"
BobbyMcR: wow
BobbyMcR: that's pretty good
BobbyMcR: or should i say, "great"?
Famous: i'm officially in "website mode" now
BobbyMcR: god job
Famous: <anthony's dad> "hey, i'm choking to death... help!"
Famous: <christina aguilera> "anthony, i'd like to have sex with you"
Famous: "sorry guys, i'm working on my website!"
Famous: there, that "proves" it
BobbyMcR: what the hell does this mean?
BobbyMcR: Conditions control operations. When people see a chair, they think about sitting. When a merchandise peg in a store is 3 inches long, it is filled with merchandise 3 inches deep. When a merchandise peg is 6 inches deep, it is filled with merchandise 6 inches deep. The peg controls the inventory.
BobbyMcR: ^^^ "FredSpeak"
BobbyMcR: chair...peg...inventory...
BobbyMcR: uh...
Famous: "Unfortunately, around the time this quote was recorded, Mr. Meyer was a very old, senile, man."
DelMonte: pomegranate juice = god
BobbyMcR: what does a pomegranate taste like?
DelMonte: really damn good
DelMonte: kinda tangy
BobbyMcR: what do you liken it to?
DelMonte: it's like a gigantic blackberry
BobbyMcR: interesting
DelMonte: except due to its giganticness, the seeds are too big to eat
DelMonte: the only downside
BobbyMcR: but you can throw the seeds at people
BobbyMcR: so there is light at the end of the tunnel
DelMonte: well, there's no use crying over burnt fake chicken nuggets
DelMonte: *does nothing*
BobbyMcR: heh
BobbyMcR: you got it there
BobbyMcR: what kind of fake chicken nuggets?
DelMonte: "health is wealth"
BobbyMcR: yeah, they got a higher quality product than "health is poverty"
BobbyMcR: their food sucks!
DelMonte: well I knoooooo
DelMonte: what I neeeeeed
DelMonte: and I feel we're going to kill some people
DelMonte: well I knoooooo
DelMonte: what I neeeeeed
BobbyMcR: hmm
BobbyMcR: i don't feel that at all!
Ermac: ("who're we gonna kill?")
Famous: hm, i could go for killing some people
Famous: if the rest of you guys are down..
* BobbyMcR kills d00dz left and right
Famous: wait... i thought you were the one that didn't want to...
* BobbyMcR just jumped on the bandwagon...don't question him
Famous: okay, narrator
Famous: hey beth, what's up?
BobbyMcR: what up d00d
UberBeth: ceiling currently... not too much else otherwise
Famous: HAHAHAHAH
Famous: i've never heard that one!!
BobbyMcR: did somebody just use a new joke?
BobbyMcR: i was away for a second
BobbyMcR: fill me in!
Famous: yeah
Famous: apparently... the ceiling is "up"
Famous: as in "what's up?"
Famous: !!!
Famous: [00:16:42] *** Topic is 'were gay'
Famous: [00:16:42] *** Set by BobbyMcR on Thu Feb 22 00:10:01
BobbyMcR: oh yeah?
BobbyMcR: [00:09:33] *** BobbyMcR changes the topic to 'were gay'
Famous: hey, you bastard, you set that at 00:10:01
Famous: don't lie!
BobbyMcR: crap
BobbyMcR: i traveled through time
BobbyMcR: i guess the secret is out
Famous: how would "traveling through time" explain you saying that you set a topic at a certain time, yet the server reporting it differently?
* BobbyMcR travels through time to escape from explanation
*** Joins: Famous (Famous@u4-12.wa.net)
Famous: fuck
Famous: fuck and fuck
Famous: fuckity fuck fuck
Famous: fuckity fuck fuck, fuckity fuck fuck, look at frosty go
Famous: in fact
BobbyMcR: ???
BobbyMcR: shane should move his house so he can get dsl
Ermac: yes
Ermac: i download "hella" fast
Ermac: but my upload sucks everyone's ass
BobbyMcR: [that sort of rhymes]
Famous: yeah, cable is "cay-bull" anyway
Ermac: [we should make a song out of it]
BobbyMcR: cable is cay-bull, whatever that may mean; cable is able to do what i can only dream
BobbyMcR: cable, steve raible, the channel 7 news; cable is stable, but uploads always lose
BobbyMcR: or is steve raible on 11?
Famous: 7
BobbyMcR: good
BobbyMcR: i was rite
Famous: tci has a stranglehold on cable tv; now they'll add internet service to their monopoly
Famous: add that
BobbyMcR: anthony, anthony, anthony
BobbyMcR: poor anthony
Famous: i hate everything!!!
Famous: :(
BobbyMcR: you should put out your own album
Ermac: anthony can do a spoken word album
Ermac: you can be like henry rollleeeens
BobbyMcR: call it MONOPOLY and illegally use the game logos and characters
BobbyMcR: that would be great
Famous: heh
BobbyMcR: it would look just like the game monopoly, except with "Anthony Schmidt" carefully written over it in a felt pen
BobbyMcR: and maybe "the MONOPOLY album" inserted
Famous: the opening track would be called "i respect copyright law, except the intellectual property of parker brothers... 'cause this is just really funny, man"
BobbyMcR: what are you, propagandhi?
BobbyMcR: 20 year long song titles
BobbyMcR: copyright law
BobbyMcR: haw
BobbyMcR: that's my album
BobbyMcR: "copyright law: haw"
BobbyMcR: or maybe "copyright haw"?
BobbyMcR: nah, that's pushing it...
Famous: "Unauthorized duplication is a violation of applicable laws."
Famous: make sure to put that on there
BobbyMcR: heh
Famous: for the ulitmate in "hypocracy"
BobbyMcR: man, fuck finals
BobbyMcR: start testing normally!
Ermac: "we will!"
Ermac: "thank you for your protesting against finals!"
BobbyMcR: UW, is that you?
Ermac: "sure is, brian!"
BobbyMcR: wow
BobbyMcR: i thought you were a bit taller than that
BobbyMcR: oh well
BobbyMcR: i guess the camera puts about 20 lbs. on ya
BobbyMcR: [that all made sense, trust me]
Ermac: "it sure does!"
Famous: i "need" a config.sys file
Famous: that's for sure
BobbyMcR: so do i
BobbyMcR: i need it like a hole in the head
BobbyMcR: you know, like an airhole or something
BobbyMcR: don't ops come back?
*** Lizadrin sets mode: +o Famous
Famous: you can just get ops like normal
Famous: i set it to a raw server command so liz blindly does it, without regard to re-opping you
BobbyMcR: hah
BobbyMcR: use the cooked server command instead
BobbyMcR: [RIMSHOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]
Famous: [COMEDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]
BobbyMcR: [I 'NO']
Famous: ['GOD']
BobbyMcR: [THANKS]
Famous: god is pleased with your joke
Famous: that is
BobbyMcR: right
BobbyMcR: he should be
BobbyMcR: it's right up his alley
Famous: whatever that might mean
BobbyMcR: yeah
BobbyMcR: i think i'm going to get a harkut today
Famous: i'm going to buy some new "close" today
BobbyMcR: well, you can after you close the sale
BobbyMcR: HAH!
Famous: [COMEDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]
BobbyMcR: [RIMSHOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]
BobbyMcR: where's cap'n punishment when you need him
Famous: <god> very good, my son
Famous: brian and i are starting a new music project
Famous: "the shittakers"
Famous: it's a glimpse into the year 2010, when what was "hardcore rock" by 2000s standards is too "weak, man"
Famous: so all the vocals are of a constipated guy screaming while trying to take a shit
Famous: and all the music is amplified FM static
Famous: and the drums are five drumsets overlapping
Ermac: that's terrible..but good stuff
Famous: no lyrics, just screaming... since that's kind of the direction that these bands are going
Famous: you haven't heard mudvayne at all? you should get "dig" off napster
Ermac: perhaps i shall!
Famous: yeah
Famous: it's really only 20% of the wonderfulness that the song + video is
Famous: since the guys are total idiots
Famous: if you could possibly find the video, that would be best... brian found it on the UW school network
Ermac: doh..stupid napster block
Ermac: good thing "mudvane" has a song very similar
Famous: haw
Ermac: hard-core
Famous: how about that "necessary stupid bass"
Famous: doon doon DUN doon doon DUN doon doon DUN doon doon DUN doon doon DUN doon doon DUN doon doon DUN doon doon DUN doon doon DUN doon doon DUN doon doon DUN doon doon DUN doon doon DUN doon doon DUN doon doon DUN
Ermac: this has been the most organized song ever
Ermac: i can see where you got the idea for your futuristic band
Ermac: "where songs dont NEED a beginning, middle, or end"
Ermac: it seriously sounds like a song that could loop and i'd never know the difference
Famous: you'd just notice yourself getting stupider and stupider
Famous: nothing quite sums them up like that video though... hoo boy
Famous: it was so priceless to watch the expression on chris' face the first time he saw it
Famous: "One of the things that we'd like to do is kind of bring an artistic maturity to heavy metal, or heavy music. Let people know that just because it's heavy, doesn't mean that it can't involve the human experience." -- drummer from mudvayne
Famous: "hmm... it would appear that you are doing that." -- drummer from ysib
Famous: i think in a few years, hardcore metal will involve killing yourself mid-song
Famous: i mean, we're at the point where we really can't make it any more "scary"
Ermac: it could certainly get better
Famous: hey, on the trip we came up for the idea of the most bandwidth-intensive webpage over
Famous: ever
Famous: that is
Famous: instead of text, it uses a gif for each letter
Ermac: hah
Famous: and there's a gif for every letter, even when the letters repeat
Kylesucks: my web page was like that
Famous: there are tiled backgrounds, but they're 1600x1200 even though the part that's tiled is only 100x100 or so
Kylesucks: actually. they were animated gif's
Famous: yeah, they're animated gifs, but each frame is the same thing
Ermac: hehehe
Famous: just to make the filesizes larger
Kylesucks: lol
Famous: and there's an avi on every page saying what the links do
Famous: and all the links are made from shockwave movies
Ermac: haha
Famous: every page opens in a seperate window
Famous: and if any graphics are re-used, they are seperate files of course
Famous: i was supposed to work thursday but i called in sick... i had friday and saturday off
Famous: saturday night i called to find out when i was to work sunday, and it turns out i don't work until wednesday
Famous: i was like "are you sure?"
Famous: heh
Famous: so i'm not sure what the deal is
Ermac: "yes, i'm sure! you're fired! until wednesday."
Famous: heh
Famous: a temporary firing
Famous: because they can't afford to lose me
Ermac: sweet
Famous: yeah, i'd have to kill someone to get fired
Ermac: "we won't press charges this time anthony, but eh, we're going to have to fire you."
AkkinBed: you suck in bed
SPdreamer: yes I do
AkkinBed: you sure ingest butt
SPdreamer: thanks
AkkinBed: youth should initiate blowjobs
AkkinBed: yuck, says i, buddy
AkkinBed: yoga sucks intensly bad
AkkinBed: yogi(bear) swipes, ingests (pick-i-nick)baskets
AkkinBed: yes, shane is bi
AkkinBed: you see, i believe
AkkinBed: yesterday someone instigated bigamy
AkkinBed: yonder shines icicles brightly
AkkinBed: you shouldn't idle, bastards
AkkinBed: your shit is brown
AkkinBed: you're sleeping in bed?
AkkinBed: yes, so i believe
AkkinBed: yawn, sure i'm bored
SPdreamer: hey, I just caught on
SPdreamer: for a good 15 minute here I was thinking "this crazy bastard"
SPdreamer: but look whos the idiot!
AkkinBed: yay, someone is bright
AkkinBed: you should investigate books
AkkinBed: your (p)suedonym is bomb
AkkinBed: yes, so inately brilliant
AkkinBed: yawn, sleep invites bashfully
B0bbyMcR: not checking one's hotmail account in 4 or 5 days leads to... [inbox explodes] ahh!! computer parts flying at my face!!
Famous: similar to how not using hotmail leads to not being a dumbass
B0bbyMcR: interesting theory, but i don't buy it
B0bbyMcR: well, i certainly almost got my ass beet
B0bbyMcR: it's a new vegetable
Famous: almost got his ass beet
Famous: wow
Famous: too bad you didn't get to try it
Famous: almost, though
B0bbyMcR: i know
B0bbyMcR: it goes well in stews
Akkmed: "last year 47 people died because of drunk drivers"
Akkmed: "you can help"
B0bbyMcR: "underage drinking is dumb and dangerous!"
Akkmed: hehe
B0bbyMcR: "hey, look out!!"
B0bbyMcR: [crash!]
Akkmed: i love the fact that the car sound goes into the distance while his voice stays in the foreground
Akkmed: he threw his voice towards the mic to warn us, not the driver
*** Joins: Ermac (ermac@c1113060-a.fedwy1.wa.home.com)
* Famous has returned. [gone:4h48m23s]
Famous: shane does the following:
Famous: r0x
Famous: <end of list.
Famous: jksdlaf
Ermac: hurrah
Famous: -. -[CR] -jksdlaf -[CR] +>
Ermac: that compliment just saved your [typo's] life!!
Aaroin: if i was to want to purchase equipment for recording concerts i went to, where would i go?
Famous: depends on what kind of equip
Famous: any dumbass can get a microcassette recorder at fred meyer for $30
B0bbyMcR: most people recommend minidisc recorders with helled-up mics
Famous: you could be like alex clark, and... yeah
Aaroin: "being like alex clark, and...yeah" certainly carries a lot of meaning for me
Famous: you could be like alex clark, and get a minidisc recorder and a good microphone
Famous: is what i would have said
Aaroin: hehe
Famous: but brian said the same thing as i was typing
Aaroin: i see
B0bbyMcR: http://www.livenirvana.com/documents/taping.html
Aaroin: thank ye sir
B0bbyMcR: that's sort of a short guide for bootlegging shows
B0bbyMcR: from a nirvana website
Famous: personally, i recommend just remembering in your head what the concert was like, and then "singing it" to your computer when you get home
Famous: it's not as accurate as a minidisc recorder, but it's free
Aaroin: i'm trying for an English/Art double major, but i'm not too sure if the art will work
B0bbyMcR: heh
B0bbyMcR: you're going for the no-job combo?
B0bbyMcR: hehe...
Aaroin: correct!
BobbyMcR: wait...yer nose bleeded?
DelMonte: yep
BobbyMcR: hardcore man...fuckin hardcore
DelMonte: some guy was being really nice
DelMonte: making sure I was okay, giving me paper to wipe it on, etc
Famous: POISONED paper, that is
DelMonte: nooooo! (nose falls off)
BobbyMcR: hah
BobbyMcR: nose poisoning
BobbyMcR: it could happen to YOU
DelMonte: heh
BobbyMcR: "make sure you wash all kleenex before touching it to your nose to avoid this potentially fatal sickness"
Famous: yep... wash kleenex with soap and hot water
DelMonte: heh\
DelMonte: adsflkj
DelMonte: and then wipe it with another similarly prepared kleenex to dry it off
BobbyMcR: hah
BobbyMcR: ah, you guys...
BobbyMcR: i spent $313 on bookz today
BobbyMcR: that's fuckin' INsane
Famous: "starting a new quarter with a shopping list a mile long?"
BobbyMcR: mine was like 3 items long
BobbyMcR: although i could have used a big font, i guess...
Famous: funny how searching for "new-age bullshit" on altavista gives me a hit for analpounders.com
* BobbyMcR lol'z
BobbyMcR: oh man
BobbyMcR: i'm a regular "laffy taffy" tonite
BobbyMcR: good thing my roommate's not here right now
Famous: analpounders.com... must be a site for people who are real strict about pouding
Famous: really
DelMonte: heh
Famous: punding
Famous: fjsadklfjdssdl;kjfdsaf
Famous: adsgajklsdfj'sd
BobbyMcR: haw!!!!!!!!!!
Famous: analpounders.com... must be a site for people who are really strict about pounding
Famous: there we are
BobbyMcR: jokes ruined: /
BobbyMcR: (tally mark)
DelMonte: have you guys ever looked at all the nazi stuff on ebay?
DelMonte: some of it's pretty cool
BobbyMcR: nazi?
BobbyMcR: hmm
DelMonte: yeah, there are shitbarrels of the stuff
DelMonte: swords and flags and stuff
Famous: i was just looking at the "Items Related to Nazi Germany" section
Famous: about how you can't sell that stuff in certain countries, or ship it outside the united states
Famous: http://pages.ebay.com/help/community/png-nazi.html
DelMonte: yeah
DelMonte: france and germany don't like nazi stuff
Famous: http://pages.ebay.com/help/community/png-items.html
Famous: for some reason i get a "kick" out of reading what you can or can't sell
Famous: "eBay will not become a platform for those who promote hatred toward their fellow man."
Famous: tell it, brotha!
DelMonte: Further, eBay will remove any listing and suspend the users involved where it appears that a person convicted of a violent felony is attempting to use eBay (directly or through another person) to benefit financially from his or her criminal notoriety. <--???
BobbyMcR: yeah, i don't get that either...
DelMonte: "charles manson wants to sell his sock! are we gonna let him?" "NO!"
BobbyMcR: "please buy my 'I WAS IN JAIL AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY T-SHIRT' t-shirt"
DelMonte: haha
Famous: eh, i understand
DelMonte: then he can get a "I WAS IN JAIL AND ALL I GOT WAS A LOUSY T-SHIRT WHICH I SOLD TO GET THE MONEY TO PURCHASE THIS T-SHIRT"
DelMonte: shirt
BobbyMcR: www.fruitarian.com is poory written and proofread
Famous: they're probably delerious from such a poor diet
BobbyMcR: not proofread, i mean
BobbyMcR: heh
Famous: poory
Famous: now who isn't proofread!?!?
Famous: you know, with all the rock/hip-hop collaborations going on, i'd really like to see cannibal corpse and DMX hook up to do a song together
DelMonte: aha'
DelMonte: whoo
DelMonte: that would be awesome
Famous: <c.c. lead singer> BRAAAH... bwah bwah BRRAAHHH
DelMonte: Yeah! come on! fucked! with! a knife!!!
Famous: <DMX> yeeeah... BRRAAAHH BWWWAAAHHH
DelMonte: y'all gonna make me rape your headless body
DelMonte: up in here
DelMonte: up in here
Famous: i'm so used to being able to right click on a program in my taskbar and immediately select close
Ermac: netscape?
Ermac: ah, control menu
Famous: netscape is fine
Famous: you know... restore, move, size, minimize, maximize... close!!!
Famous: nothing else!
Famous: but stupid ws_ftp... restore, move, size, minimize, maximize, close, about, show log
BobbyMcR: haw
Famous: so when i'm done with ws_ftp... i always end up selecting show log
Ermac: i like it when it has restore, move, size, minimize, maximize, close, about, load incredibly large program that takes a million years to load
Famous: restore, move, size, minimize, maximize, close, ruin CMOS
Famous: i want immediate shipping
Famous: five minutes or less
Famous: how much is that?
BobbyMcR: or it's free
Ermac: that'd be sweet
BobbyMcR: damn...they got it here in 4:42
BobbyMcR: [guy shells out $5000 shipping fee]
* Ermac imagines guy putting out various obstacles to keep shipping over 5 minutes, home alone-esque
Famous: the new 2pac comes out today
Famous: featuring the hit... "yo, this is 2pac, i'm not home right now... but if you leave your name and number, i'll get back to you"
BobbyMcR: haw
BobbyMcR: that's so true...
Famous: and the brand new track "2pac whistling while checking his mail"
BobbyMcR: hooray for 2pac
Famous: every year they "dig up" enough stuff for a double album
Famous: but, supposedly, the one after this will be the last
Famous: that's what james said he heard
BobbyMcR: yay
BobbyMcR: let the madness end
Famous: "check out this new track! it's 2pac saying 'yo, is this mic on?' sampled over and over again, on top of a slammin' beat, ripped off from some 80s song! we made an album out of this!"
Ermac: my monitor will prolly die soon..i've had it for sooo long..it's been passed from computer to computer
BobbyMcR: yeah, it probably has diseases from all those computers, right?
BobbyMcR: VD
BobbyMcR: uh...video disease...
* Ermac jeers..and continues
DelMonte: job interview with disneyland, so he comes down to seattle?
BobbyMcR: i gess
DelMonte: hw
BobbyMcR: they are doing disneyland interviews at the uw
DelMonte: I guess they can't expect applicants to go to soh-cale
BobbyMcR: prolly not
DelMonte: they should just accept all applicants, and pay for their travel to disneyland
DelMonte: without requiring a resume or interview
BobbyMcR: that's the way they usually do it
BobbyMcR: i suppose times have changed...
Famous: send them back home if they're dumbasses
DelMonte: unless they're the good kind of dumbasses
DelMonte: that go well in Dopey costumes and the like
BobbyMcR: yeah, of course it's paid airfare home, too
DelMonte: first class
DelMonte: actually, you get to be the pilot
DelMonte: that's how a company should keep its employees happy
DelMonte: by pampering those who aren't employees
DelMonte: kool keith can suck my kool kock
* BobbyMcR agrees
Famous: hehe... i find myself torn between saying "hey, i like kool keith" and laughing at "kool kock"
DelMonte: actually, I've never heard anything of him or about him
DelMonte: I just know that his name is kool keith
* Famous chooses the latter
Famous: i should start a file-sharing service called damnster
BobbyMcR: haw
Famous: to popularize off napster and aimster
BobbyMcR: i think there are other -sters
DelMonte: hamster
DelMonte: monster
DelMonte: zoroaster
BobbyMcR: zoroaster! the hot new file sharing service, the only one with a link to astrology and mysticism
DelMonte: sweet
BobbyMcR: sometimes files "just don't download"
BobbyMcR: it's weird
Famous: i ate my last seven-layer burrito today
Famous: i shall miss them
Famous: i ordered them, and the person asked "two seven-layer burritos... will that be it?"
Famous: "*sigh* yes. yes, that will be it."
Ermac: "forever?"
Famous: hehe
DelMonte: hehe
Famous: "how did you know?"
Famous: fuck
Famous: while preparing to take out the trash after cleaning out my refrigerator, i spill sour cream all over myself
Famous: <sour cream> "so... don't want to eat me anymore, eh? bwhahaha! *dives at anthony*"
Ermac: ha ha
Ermac: you show that sour cream..
Famous: the sour cream unfortunately showed me
Ermac: i was assuming you then set the trash on fire
BobbyMcR: i think i've set a record for "greatest number of times a single user has flipped his computer off in a couple hours"
BobbyMcR: damn all of you
BobbyMcR: if i don't have a working sound card, i will perish
Famous: i've seen no d**bt three times :(
Famous: only once was i forced to sit through them, the other two times were at festivals, so i saw them while walking by
Ermac: and then vomited in the nearest garbage/person
Famous: vomited in the nearest person
Famous: indeed
Ermac: hehe
Famous: had to pull their mouths open
Famous: "excuse me..."
Ermac: "it has to be done!"
Famous: man, when anyone says that a band "did not disappoint" (referring to a live show), you might as well just replace it with "was stupid"
DelMonte: "united pot smokers" shirts suck
BobbyMcR: b00000000
DelMonte: next time I see a guy wearing one of those shirts, I'm gonna go up and ask: "hey, what's your major-- boology?"
Famous: hey, guys!
Famous: the big bang!
Famous: it's not a theory, it's a sandwich!
Famous: new at KFC!
DelMonte: ?!??!??!
Famous: i had a similar reaction
Famous: chicken sandwich + bacon + tomato = the big bang sandwich
Ermac: scientists are dumb..they were looking way too into this "big bang" thing
BobbyMcR: = the makes sense sandwich
Famous: and that's their slogan... "it's not a theory, it's a sandwich"
Ermac: they should have had an einstein guy biting into one
Ermac: that would make the commercial "the best commercial ever"
Ermac: "ooh..e eqvals em cee good!"
BobbyMcR: you have improved the commercial one million fold
DelMonte: hahahhahha
DelMonte: I would murder someone
Ermac: hehe..yay for murder
BobbyMcR: that would make it the sandwich good enough to kill for
DelMonte: there could be a cartoon Stephen Hawking getting the sandwich liquefied and spoon-fed to him... ten minutes later: <tinny computer voice> "bangtastic."
BobbyMcR: hahah
BobbyMcR: this commercial is truly great
Ermac: hurrah
Famous: heh
DelMonte: the big bang... it's not a theory, it's a sandwich!
* DelMonte kills his TV
BobbyMcR: i can see the headlines now
BobbyMcR: "KFC Sandwich Puts Science Back 150 Years"
BobbyMcR: oh, i told the ol' family about the big bang sandwich
DelMonte: heh
DelMonte: you needn't say "big bang sandwich"
BobbyMcR: they seemed to like "E = mc good" and "bangtastic"
DelMonte: because, of course, the big bang can only mean one thing
DelMonte: ...sandwich
DelMonte: it's not a theory or anything
BobbyMcR: true
BobbyMcR: andrea added one important scene missing from our version of the commercial
DelMonte: uh oh
BobbyMcR: a still of that einstein photo where he's sticking his tongue out...but he has a sandwich raised to his mouth
DelMonte: haha
BobbyMcR: i wonder if i could photoshop-ize that
DelMonte: hoooooboy
DelMonte: it would need to be brought up by a cartoon system of pulleys
DelMonte: I hate shit like that
BobbyMcR: haw
DelMonte: and when it hits his tongue, the photograph's eyes are replaced by cartoon eyes that spin around
DelMonte: yes, children, e truly does = mc good
Famous: i'm eating honey nut shredded wheat cereal now... am i the worst man that ever lived?
Famous: think about that, i'll be back in 30
DelMonte: I don't kill myself if I eat honey because I missed it on a label or something
BobbyMcR: yeah
DelMonte: but I don't intentionally buy it
BobbyMcR: i inadvertantly drank honey in an odwalla once
DelMonte: I ate some cracker or something that had honey in it the other day because it was Andy's, and I can generally eat anything of andy's
BobbyMcR: but hey, bad andy...good cracker
DelMonte: hehe
DelMonte: he gets pretty pissed off when I say stuff like that
Famous: i say i'm going to go on a killing spree... and i don't hear anyone saying that i shouldn't
BobbyMcR: i second that
DelMonte: i'd like to tack on a pillaging rider
BobbyMcR: all for the killing/pillaging bill?
DelMonte: aye
BobbyMcR: aye
DelMonte: the ayes have it
BobbyMcR: yay
BobbyMcR: 2/3 majority!
DelMonte: anthony must not have liked the pillaging part
Famous: actually i was off killing people
Famous: you should have brought up the pillaging earlier... good idea
DelMonte: oh
DelMonte: hey, it wasn't decided yet!
Famous: alright, folks
Famous: you can stop arguing...
Famous: ah. mixed nuts
* Famous relaxes
* Famous also goes nuts
* Ermac kicks you in the mixed nuts
Famous: sorry, just doing as planters requested
Ermac: you're supposed to say "augghh..my mixed nads!"
Ermac: i was listening to my bullet with butterfly wings single, and SP singles are sweet..they have like 7 songs each
Ermac: and they songs are generally better than the album songs
BobbyMcR: they songs is all betta and shit
Ermac: nooooooooo
Ermac: my opinion..thrown to the wayside..damn you typo..
BobbyMcR: yay
BobbyMcR: as it should be
BobbyMcR: as the saying goes, if you don't have something insulting to say about smashing pumpkins, don't say anything at all
Famous: i have insulting things to say
Famous: but good things as well
BobbyMcR: well, as the saying goes, only say the insulting things
DelMonte: I'm really tired of how much my roommate plays counterstrike
DelMonte: ahhhhhhh well
BobbyMcR: kill him
DelMonte: and I still don't understand how even someone as annoying as Jeff's girlfriend can stand to be around Jeff
DelMonte: and... that is all
BobbyMcR: hah
BobbyMcR: what's so annoying about counterstrike?
BobbyMcR: the loud sound?
DelMonte: "BULLSHIT!"
DelMonte: (30 sec. later)
DelMonte: "FUCKIN' A!"
DelMonte: (30 sec. later)
DelMonte: "BULLSHIT!"
DelMonte: (30 sec. later)
DelMonte: "FUCKIN' A!"
DelMonte: (30 sec. later)
DelMonte: "BULLSHIT!"
DelMonte: etc, etc.
BobbyMcR: system of a down
DelMonte: there grate
DelMonte: not as good as No Knife, unfortunately
BobbyMcR: NUFAK
Ermac: no use for a knife?
Ermac: yay
BobbyMcR: it's true
BobbyMcR: they are a band that comments on the futility of weapons
Ermac: well..hand to hand combat weapons
Famous: i was hoping brian would make that no use for a knife joke
Famous: he rarely does
Ermac: haha
BobbyMcR: hey, i just heard the song "pervert" on kbsg
BobbyMcR: eh, shane?
BobbyMcR: eh?
BobbyMcR: eh?
Ermac: haha really?
Ermac: speaking of which..they're playing our benefit show!! we kick fucking ass!!
Famous: who wha huh?
Ermac: nerf freaking herder!!
Ermac: playing may 5!
Ermac: for ME!!
Famous: wow!
Famous: that's something seperate from the "local" show?
Ermac: nah, we changed our mind
Ermac: local bands are fucking shitheads
Ermac: "we're local, and though you've supported us for 40842308 years, we are charging $12,000 to play"
Ermac: well, it's prolly more the dickhead booking agents
Ermac: but still annoying
BobbyMcR: local bands fucking suck, man...
BobbyMcR: except instant winner
BobbyMcR: boy
Ermac: yes
Ermac: like their new song
Ermac: "y2k"
BobbyMcR: kgrg must have a long history
Famous: yeah
Famous: that's really sad
Famous: stupid stuck up seattle boys
BobbyMcR: how much do they charge, usually?
Ermac: the $12k is built to spill, btw
BobbyMcR: holy bull
BobbyMcR: well, they're on a major!
BobbyMcR: man!
BobbyMcR: they deserve it!
BobbyMcR: d00d!
Ermac: and mr. "we're big and we're played on MTVX now" Murder City Devils want $5k
Ermac: i think the pinehurst kids and maybe alien crime syndicate are opening
BobbyMcR: alien crime syndicate?
BobbyMcR: *sigh*
BobbyMcR: "here we go, here we go, here we go..."
Ermac: hey..they're free, dickhead
BobbyMcR: "now our next song..."
BobbyMcR: "there we went, there we went..."
BobbyMcR: "and our final song"
BobbyMcR: "we went a couple times, we went a couple times..."
BobbyMcR: it could happen to you
BobbyMcR: clams have feelings too
Ermac: well i think they do
Famous: (i don't think they do!)
BobbyMcR: you son of a bitch!
BobbyMcR: i'll kill you!!
Ermac: noooooo
Ermac: you will die first!!
Ermac: *gunfight ensues*
Ermac: *next track*
Famous: okay, my computer was being a hellshitter
Famous: so i restarted
BobbyMcR: someone sucks
BobbyMcR: hellshitter...haw
Famous: not to be confused with the popular hellraiser series of horror films
BobbyMcR: right
BobbyMcR: i don't see why one would confuse those, but...
Famous: it would be cool if you could turn hair growth on and off
BobbyMcR: yeah, i'd like that
Famous: no shaving, no haircuts... no body hair where you don't want it
BobbyMcR: but those days are far in the future...
Famous: you will...
Famous: at&t
Famous: http://www.napster.com/pressroom/010220-qanda.html
BobbyMcR: hmm
BobbyMcR: i still don't see this working at all
BobbyMcR: "hey look, i renamed my mp3 to "brian rogers - some dumbass song" -- looks like i get money!"
Famous: hehe
Famous: let me sum up the article i posted:
BobbyMcR: i readed it
Famous: "We here at Napster have no testicles. We'll do whatever the record labels say. We like sucking the record companies' dicks."
Famous: "Give us money, for doing that."
BobbyMcR: heh
BobbyMcR: tr00
BobbyMcR: The RIAA has been saying the consumer comes first, the consumer comes second, and the consumer comes third.
BobbyMcR: ^^^ what the hell do they mean by that?
Famous: i noticed that
Famous: i think that might be a mistake
BobbyMcR: plus, the RIAA doesn't give a shit about the consumer...as long as they exist--they'd more likely be in place uh jillion on their list of priorities
BobbyMcR: "The consumer comes first--that's why CDs are affordable."
BobbyMcR: R. I. A. Adams
Famous: maybe the riaa is "saying that" but not meaning it
Famous: i don't know
Famous: it makes about as much sense as that "when people see chairs, they think about sitting" thing
Famous: from good ol' f.g. meyer
BobbyMcR: "The consumer comes second--the artists come first! That's why we grant them complete freedom with their intellectual property..."
BobbyMcR: the consumer comes third sounds 'closer to home'
BobbyMcR: yeah, chairs ... sitting
BobbyMcR: makes sense, fred
BobbyMcR: words of wisdom
BobbyMcR: to live by
BobbyMcR: i wonder when napster will implement the much-needed "upload" feature?
BobbyMcR: where users can randomly upload mp3s to any other users computer...
Famous: heh
Famous: i can't wait
Famous: "i don't even want this!"
Famous: i think they should work on implementing that, instead of working on implementing stupid things like "file transfer resume"
Famous: apparently new found glory is "popular" now
Famous: i heard that song of theirs on the radio
UberBeth: yeah, 107.7 decided they were cool enough i guess
Famous: heh
Famous: like the end decides anything anymore
Famous: "the play list written by entercom that all stations in the country are required to adhere to decided they were cool enough"
BobbyMcR: who are they?
BobbyMcR: new found glory?
BobbyMcR: what song?
Famous: i don't remember the name
Famous: "the needle on my record player has been wearing thin..."
UberBeth: Hit or miss....?
Famous: yeah
Famous: i think that's it
Famous: "this record has been playing since the day i killed a guy named jim..."
Famous: "wait a minute, are you saying you killed someone?"
BobbyMcR: right
Famous: "uh, no-oo-ooo i didn't"
BobbyMcR: i seem to recall something like that
BobbyMcR: it was the second line that clued me in
Famous: "that is good, because i'd have to turn you in!"
Famous: "this is a great song..."
Famous: "yes, it is..."
Famous: "wait, was i the same guy there, or the other guy?"
Famous: *dunt dunt*
BobbyMcR: "number 1 on the people's choice countdown!"
BobbyMcR: let's get opz, d00dz
Famous: but shane doesn't pay attention unless you say his name
Famous: ...wait a minute
Famous: i just did!
BobbyMcR: shane
BobbyMcR: shane
BobbyMcR: shane
BobbyMcR: opz
Famous: say his name, say his name
Famous: when no one is around you, something something something
Ermac: err
Famous: why the sudden change?
BobbyMcR: opz, bitch
BobbyMcR: let's part
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Famous: what an asshole
BobbyMcR: haw
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Famous: shane sucks
* Famous pushes shane out of the channel
Famous: come on... you...
* Famous makes "struggling noises"
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BobbyMcR: damn you guys
BobbyMcR: damn you to hell in a handbasket
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BobbyMcR: HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
*** BobbyMcR sets mode: +i
BobbyMcR: he'll be in for a surprise!
*** BobbyMcR sets mode: +nt
*** BobbyMcR sets mode: -i
Famous: op me, man!
BobbyMcR: okay, enough 'fun'
Famous: heh
*** BobbyMcR sets mode: +o Famous
Famous: i actually was in the channel, alone before you
Famous: #SuperDeluxe @Famous
Famous: #SuperDeluxe End of /NAMES list.
Famous: that was just seconds ago
Famous: but... ircN was dumb
BobbyMcR: if you can't stand the invite-only, get out of the irc channel
*** Joins: Ermac (ermac@c1113060-a.fedwy1.wa.home.com)
*** BobbyMcR sets mode: +v Ermac
BobbyMcR: there ya go, pal
Famous: "trip in daisy" is cool
BobbyMcR: yaw
BobbyMcR: elastic firecracker is a pretty good 'alb'
Famous: i'm listening to that alb now
Famous: wow, i haven't heard this song in a while
Famous: "piranha"
Famous: i remember hearing it once or twice on the end
BobbyMcR: yep
BobbyMcR: there were two 'hits'
BobbyMcR: piranha and i got a girl
BobbyMcR: i think raindrop is one of the best songs on there, though
Famous: there's always some asshole
Famous: watch out for some asshole
*** Joins: SPdreamer (spdreamer@c1329013-a.bremtn1.wa.home.com)
BobbyMcR: it's true
BobbyMcR: there is seriously *always* some asshole
BobbyMcR: which would be brooke, in this case
SPdreamer: hurrah!
BobbyMcR: :-D
SPdreamer: I'm glad I could be that asshole
Famous: yeah
Famous: at least be glad tripping daisy wrote a song about you
SPdreamer: will do
* BobbyMcR is listening to "jerry was a racecar driver" 'in honor of dale earnhardt'
BobbyMcR: i think that's his name
BobbyMcR: "it's the way he would've wanted it!"
BobbyMcR: *sob*
* Famous makes plans for a new movie "what about ops?"
Famous: it's about this crazy schizophrenic guy... he doesn't have ops... he goes sailing... hiliarity ensues
BobbyMcR: man, Louie "88 Fingers" Smith is pretty angry
Ermac: yeah, like when "he" talks about breaking your fucking head open at a bank
BobbyMcR: yeah
BobbyMcR: it's him, not a movie clip
Ermac: of course
Ermac: louie was like "you know, i think it'd be really cool if i had a spoken-word intro..but hmm..no movies really fit..i'll just talk about breaking someone's head open..TWICE!"
Ermac: and so it was born
BobbyMcR: wow, you must have read the same article i did...
Ermac: we're twins!!
BobbyMcR: HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!
Ermac: ahoooooga
Ermac: =========D
Ermac: (not my penis, but my eyeballs from a side view!)
Famous: aw man
* Famous stops jacking off
BobbyMcR: HAH
* BobbyMcR lallz
Ermac: sorry to "burst your bubble"
BobbyMcR: wahhhh, wahhh, WAHHHHHHHHHH
Ermac: [credits roll..voiceover announcer previews next show]
Ermac: [shane goes back to bed]
BobbyMcR: why would the announcer watch a show before it's on?
BobbyMcR: DUMBASS
Ermac: [can't talk..in bed]
BobbyMcR: oh
BobbyMcR: sorry
Ermac: [i mean he gives a preview, dumbass]
Ermac: [but i can't tell you that, because i'm in bed]
Famous: "coming up next on whatever channel, etc"
Ermac: [thanks anthony]
BobbyMcR: i find your terminology misleading
BobbyMcR: i know that's what you mean, but i think there's a better term for it
Ermac: [i find YOU misleading!!]
BobbyMcR: go to bed, asshole
Ermac: [okay]
Famous: checking your OS... SunOS 4 :/
Famous: checking for SunOS 4... SunOS -- sigh
Famous: heh
Famous: that crazy configure script
Famous: always gets the last word
DelMonte: Punk rock is our way of life!
DelMonte: It's what flows through our veins!
DelMonte: It's in our blood!
DelMonte: You can't avoid it!
DelMonte: It's in the air!
BobbyMcR: so save your breath
DelMonte: Between molecules of oxygen and carbon dioxide!
BobbyMcR: uh...
BobbyMcR: hmm
DelMonte: c'mon
DelMonte: have you ever seen both of those songs in the same place at the same time?
DelMonte: you haven't, have you?
BobbyMcR: SO SAVE YOUR BREATH...OR I'LL CRUSH YOUR PRETTY TOENAILS INTO 1000 PIECES!!!!!
BobbyMcR: [pause]
BobbyMcR: EVERYONE TELLS ME I'M CLOSE MINDED...
BobbyMcR: hey...i'm actually liking this cursive song...
Famous: what song?
BobbyMcR: road to financial stability
BobbyMcR: i got it from napster
Famous: oh
DelMonte: songs about financial stability rock
Famous: yeah
BobbyMcR: future...
BobbyMcR: investing in the good times...
Famous: that's on "the storms of early summer: semantics of song"
Famous: you can get the lyrics on my page
BobbyMcR: heavy on the D note
DelMonte: heavy D?
DelMonte: he was in "B.A.P.S."
DelMonte: therefore he is the greatest man who ever lived
BobbyMcR: i'm heavy D with a story to tell
BobbyMcR: i just got a new cup from taco bell
BobbyMcR: ^^^ peak of his career
Famous: hahahaha
Famous: i remember that!
DelMonte: haha
Famous: i remember when the nuge was doing taco bell commercials as well
Famous: unfortunately, his career has actually improved since then
BobbyMcR: booooo
BobbyMcR: the nuge sucks
DelMonte: ha
DelMonte: indeed he does
DelMonte: nooj
Famous: since he deserves to be poor and hated by many
DelMonte: well, he does
BobbyMcR: agreed
DelMonte: I'd actually prefer that he was dead
DelMonte: but that's true of a lot of people
BobbyMcR: hey, anthony, is this song (road to...) in drop D?
Famous: i know nothing of the tuning
DelMonte: it's on the road to drop D
DelMonte: so the E string is tuned to D#
BobbyMcR: ah
BobbyMcR: what a useful tuning
BobbyMcR: Eb-A-D-G-B-e
Famous: how dare you
Famous: that just won a "tuning award"
BobbyMcR: nooooooooo
* BobbyMcR apolomuhgizes
Famous: yeah, i wish the ability to save your spot like in console emulators would apply to other things
Famous: like life, for example
DelMonte: for example
DelMonte: I wish, if I put my coat over a puddle for an woman to walk over, and then she shuns it and walks the other direction, that I could go back in time and stand there with a smug look on my face, not putting the coat down
Famous: yeah
Famous: i'd probably just use it to punch people in the face, enjoy it, and then go back to before you did it
Famous: or to commit sex crimes
DelMonte: yes
DelMonte: I'm sure that would be very good for you psychologically
Famous: yeah
Famous: hey, i've seen "hollow man," okay
Famous: i know what happens when you suddenly have TOO MUCH POWER
DelMonte: boy, I'm sure you're glad you've seen that
Famous: boy, i am as well
DelMonte: although, can't say I object to seeing the woman from "Zero Effect" pseudo-topless
BobbyMcR: haw
Famous: yeah
DelMonte: because Zero Effect kicks ass
Famous: the nude scenes were good... too bad they didn't expand on that aspect of it
Famous: instead, they expanded on the "being stupid" aspect
BobbyMcR: did you have to take a stupid pill?
* Famous is away, for the great taste that won't fill you up and never lets you down, make it a [work until midnight PST] [log:OFF] [page:ON]
Famous: ah
Famous: superpretzels
Famous: quite possibly, the world's perfect food
BobbyMcR: i dowt it
* Famous is sued by chiquita banana
BobbyMcR: now soy is the world's perfect food
* BobbyMcR is killed by Mexicans who are offended at my use of the word 'soy'
BobbyMcR: my = his, i guess
Famous: man, the narrator is off his game
BobbyMcR: yep
BobbyMcR: well, it's a job like any other
BobbyMcR: you have your good days and bad
Ermac: what the..brian is the narrator!!
BobbyMcR: no, it was the narrator's typo!
Famous: or... YOU are the narrator, you were referring to yourself, and it WASN'T a typo... just a "slip of the IRC tongue"
BobbyMcR: irc tongue
BobbyMcR: haw
BobbyMcR: how absurd
Famous: like clark kent accidentally adding "written by superman" to articles he was writing for the paper
BobbyMcR: hehe
BobbyMcR: that was common
BobbyMcR: yeah, but those were the "outtakes" of the show
Ermac: wait...
* Ermac rips off brian's mask
Ermac: ...the NARRATOR!!
Famous: heh
Famous: no, you just take off his glasses
BobbyMcR: yeah, damn it
BobbyMcR: that was my face
BobbyMcR: "that musta hurt!"
SPdreamer: so.. no cursive for me
Famous: it was rock
Famous: the band got down as they stormed the stage
Famous: the crowd roared like a lion in a cage
Famous: the show was over at last
Famous: a lot of people met the band (true!)
SPdreamer: you always meet the band at graceland
Famous: that's the first time i've ever met a band at graceland
SPdreamer: well, thats because you suck
Famous: of course, it's only the second show i've seen at graceland, and the first time we left right after it finished
SPdreamer: exactly
Famous: <SPdreamer> you always meet the band at graceland, no matter what, even if you make a point to leave as soon as the show ends, even if you don't talk to anyone, you are forced to meet them
BobbyMcR: y'all gonna make me lose my ops...up in here...up in here
BobbyMcR: the official song of this channel
Famous: yep
Famous: hey aaron... do you still have that cursive 7" you were going to give me?
Famous: they're all out of print now... and i'm semi-official cursive web guy
BobbyMcR: heh
BobbyMcR: the new way to get free stuff!
BobbyMcR: "uh...i own the 'having sex with you' website...so how about it, baby?"
BobbyMcR: GMO-tella
Famous: noooo!!!!
Famous: it's genetically modified file sharing!
DelMonte: genetically modified, organic file sharing
DelMonte: you can swap genes with other users
DelMonte: but watch out for people that try to give you sickle-cell anemia
BobbyMcR: forget computer viruses, you can get ebola with this!!
BobbyMcR: HAH!
Famous: http://www.newveg.av.org/raw/fruitarian.htm <--- HAW
DelMonte: When the Great Inventor first thought of the idea it seemed relatively simple
DelMonte: ohhh boy
DelMonte: I hate the assumed spirituality thing about veganism
DelMonte: i.e. you must have dumb new agey beliefs if you're a vegan
Famous: yeah
BobbyMcR: gaaaaaay
Famous: "you don't like killing?"
Famous: "how spiritual"
BobbyMcR: why do people always stress "the importance of spirituality"
BobbyMcR: i say "why be spiritual when you can be rational?"
DelMonte: "you appreciate your natural surroundings and take interest in how physics etc. arose into organics? hey, that's just like spirituality! you must be spiritual like me!"... andrea was telling me how she gets that
DelMonte: lame-o
BobbyMcR: oh, yeah
BobbyMcR: i know
* Famous flips off this fruitarian bullshiz
BobbyMcR: yeah, that's gotta be bullshiz
DelMonte: I imagine it's possible to get all the nutrients you need as a fruitarian
DelMonte: but I don't think it's morally superior, so why botha'
Famous: fruitarian just means you can't eat anything that is the product of killing anything
Famous: so celery and carrots are out
Famous: but nuts, tree fruits, etc and cool
DelMonte: 1. plants don't have central nervous systems
DelMonte: 2. individual plant cells are killed whether you eat fruit or the rest of the plant
DelMonte: so it doesn't really matter
Famous: but, chris... the Great Inventor!!!
DelMonte: hehe
Famous: He intended it to be a certain way!!
DelMonte: well, yes, I did forget about the Great Inventor
BobbyMcR: where did you hear this great inventor god hell?
Famous: the site i pasted earlier
Famous: and HAWed at
BobbyMcR: oh
BobbyMcR: let me 'red'
Famous: i think the fruitarian thing is like this... plants make fruit and it will fall off anyway, they don't have any use for it... it's just so people can take it and spread the seeds around
DelMonte: Finally, back to lifestyle, as I leave you with a Thought.
DelMonte: my #1 complaint about new agey religion...........
DelMonte: always capitalizing everything for no good reason!!!!!!!!!!
Famous: yep
Famous: that's the most important thing
BobbyMcR: oh yeah
DelMonte: klajl;fdsajlkdsafjopiupoiK!!
BobbyMcR: it's bad enough with the He Him His christian thing
Famous: the Great Inventor surely didn't intend for people to do that
Famous: wait a minute...
DelMonte: then it has to become Life and Truth and Love and Fuck fuck fuck fuck yoooooooooo
Famous: let's Fuck.
Famous: "ooh... you're so spiritual!"
BobbyMcR: i'm having an Orgasm!
DelMonte: it's an "absolute" fuck
DelMonte: was it as Good for you as it was for me?
Famous: alright, this is my new religion...
DelMonte: Orgism?
DelMonte: Orgasmism?
DelMonte: or-guh-smi-zum
BobbyMcR: We think we're brilliant to do all this, and so we are. But one thing we can't do is build the physical body of the fully functioning human being which invented all this brilliance. We can't, and probably never will.
BobbyMcR: goddamn it, christians say the same thing
BobbyMcR: screw that
BobbyMcR: who the fuck cares
BobbyMcR: when's the last time you saw someone struggling to "invent the human"?
BobbyMcR: so is the human race lesser because "it can't invent itself"??
DelMonte: we aren't God, Brian
DelMonte: and we never will be
DelMonte: stop trying to be God
BobbyMcR: :`(
BobbyMcR: you're Right
BobbyMcR: i've been Wrong all this Time
Famous: "thank you, irc gods... we were sad when you took mofo away, but now you've sent kyle to take his place."
Ermac: haha
Kylesucks: that was mean
Famous: "Co-veganism clearly simplifies a dating relationship. However, when it isn't happening, what should be happening nonetheless is mutual respect. If your guy or gal isn't supporting and respecting your personal choices, you may want to give up more than meat and dairy products."
Famous: ...
Famous: ...BAM!!!
Ermac: dis
Famous: she just went to see ACS
Famous: Assholes, Crappy Singer
Famous: stupid servers
Famous: i hate them
Famous: from now on, only clients!
Famous: who's with me?
*** Quits: Lizadrin (irc.solidstreaming.net *.concentric.net)
BobbyMcR: i'm going to go get some last minute food
BobbyMcR: last minute food = food purchased around closing time of the Back Door
DelMonte: a place called the Back Door seems like it would only sell feces
BobbyMcR: haw
BobbyMcR: shot op
* BobbyMcR is away, buying feces [log:OFF] [page:OFF]
BobbyMcR: ah, tom the dancing bug
BobbyMcR: now there's a FUNNY comic!
BobbyMcR: they should change the name of this comic to Tom the Goddamning Bug
BobbyMcR: because it's so goddamning hilarious
BobbyMcR: who's with me?
BobbyMcR: hmm...doesn't that anti-flag song on there just make you want to laugh?
BobbyMcR: you know, with the spoken part at the end...
Ermac: but..seattle really was a riot..
BobbyMcR: no matter how serious they're trying to sound...
BobbyMcR: it's just comical
Famous: you have to imagine the drummer being with them
Famous: makes it even funnier
BobbyMcR: haw
* BobbyMcR 'vizhalizes' it
BobbyMcR: <anti-flag> :`(
Famous: the main guy talking, and the drummer dancing around making the "surprised" faces he's known for
BobbyMcR: maybe it's a good message, who knows
BobbyMcR: but they sound stupid!!
Ermac: maybe if they added "seriously" to their song titles
Ermac: "Tearing Everything Down (Seriously)"
BobbyMcR: have you "guy's" seen the latest ysib guestbook signing
BobbyMcR: goddamn, i get tired of these idiots defending celebrities
BobbyMcR: "they're famous...but they never wanted it... :`("
BobbyMcR: "they never get a moment's rest"
Famous: and we hurt them so much
BobbyMcR: am i extremely misguided, or does anyone who likes being in a band and playing shows in front people at least somewhat enjoy the attention?
BobbyMcR: call me an idiot, but i don't think anyone is ever forced to sign a record contract and have their recordings see wide distribution
BobbyMcR: therefore, i am not going to feel sorry for anyone in a band who gets famous and "can't handle it"
BobbyMcR: kind of like when someone gets drunk and pukes all over the place and then people are like, "oh, no...i feel so bad for [drunk person]..."
Famous: heh
BobbyMcR: as radiohead says, "you do it to yourself"
BobbyMcR: you weren't forced to drink, you weren't forced to play in a band, you weren't forced to sign up with a major label
BobbyMcR: you may have been forced to release a 'greatest hits' album, but that's another story
Famous: well, a fan might say... "ah poor celebrity, never gets a moment's rest... but can't let down the fans by stopping"
Famous: although that doesn't apply to drinking
BobbyMcR: well, that's a classic case of "being too nice"
BobbyMcR: can't let down these party-goers by not vomiting...
BobbyMcR: "KING 5 RECEIVED A FEE FOR THE PRECEDING ANNOUNCEMENT. THE PRECEDING PROGRAM DOES NOT REFLECT THE VIEWS OF KING 5 OR ITS STAFF."
Famous: "in fact, KING 5 thinks pierre money mart SUCKS! whaddya gonna do, huh? HUH?"
BobbyMcR: <pierre> uh, not pay you?
BobbyMcR: my cat must be dreaming or something
BobbyMcR: he's making weird meowing noises
DelMonte: why, is it proposing something unrealistic to you?
BobbyMcR: haw
BobbyMcR: "dream on, shadow!"
DelMonte: uh-uh, girlfriend
Famous: tomorrow, i'm doing one of two things that the fun lovin' criminals do
Famous: i'd steal your weed, too... if you had any
Ermac: wait..what is the other thing they do?
Famous: steal your girlie
Ermac: ah, that's right
SPdreamer: you're leaving me because I don't put out
Famous: come on... that's why god invented webcams
SPdreamer: and god said, "let there be webcams... for hot action, of course!"
Famous: of course
DelMonte: goddamn it
DelMonte: I broke a bass string last night
DelMonte: and "fixed" it, but now it buzzes
BobbyMcR: haw
BobbyMcR: fixing bass strings?
BobbyMcR: that's tricky bizness
Famous: mcgyver style fixing?
Famous: what's he doin' with that thing?
BobbyMcR: what song were you playing wen it happinned?
DelMonte: won't stay late
DelMonte: I almost had it down... :(
BobbyMcR: i'm going to write an angry letter to the still-existent band 88 fingers louie
DelMonte: good idea
BobbyMcR: "dear E E F L:"
BobbyMcR: "you're song wont stay late broke my bass string"
BobbyMcR: "sinsearly, me"
Styrobot: ha, look at Brian
Styrobot: when somebody comes back from taking a crap and says "uh... something bad happened," it's not good news
SPdreamer: hrm?
Styrobot: <-- brian
Styrobot: i sort of flushed something down the toilet
Styrobot: that wasn't supposed to be flushed
Styrobot: the springy toilet paper holder
Styrobot: it happened so fast...
SPdreamer: don't feel bad
Styrobot: it didn't exactly get flushed down, but it certainly got sucked down the toilet 'hole'
SPdreamer: I once flushed a pager down the toilet
Styrobot: awww
Styrobot: HAH
Styrobot: well, i'm afraid that this may cause drainage issues
Styrobot: but 'will c'
BawbyMcR: i think it's time for "don't wanna be (rob thomas)"
BawbyMcR: since our last "publicity stunt" worked like a charm, we must move to the next logical target
BawbyMcR: there is this guy from matchbox 'twunny'...he plays guitar, and he sings kind of 'funny'
BawbyMcR: he writes these songs so he can make money
BawbyMcR: played with santana...[???]-unny
BawbyMcR: "ect ect"
BawbyMcR: the song writes itself
BawbyMcR: has anyone noticed that tortilla chips kind of taste like semen?
BawbyMcR: heh
DelMonte: I have to disagree there
Ermac: gotta go
BawbyMcR: maybe i'm insane
Ermac: maybe it's because i masturbated into your bag of tortilla chips
BawbyMcR: a sure room-clearer, that comment
DelMonte: perhaps you've been eating semen on tortilla chips often enough that the two tastes are associated
Ermac: or..maybe it's not..
BawbyMcR: noooooo
BawbyMcR: perhaps it's the saltiness
DelMonte: Brian doesn't know it, but we've secretly masturbated into his bag of tortilla chips! let's see if he notices the difference.
BawbyMcR: [eats chips as if nothing happened]
Ermac: [canned laughter]
BawbyMcR: [what the hell was that?]
Ermac: "shit, we shouldn't have put the audience in his room!"
BawbyMcR: [commercial guy is gunned down]
Famous: i turned of my linux machine before the partitions got unmounted
BawbyMcR: haw
Famous: you know what that means... three days of fsck next time i turn it on
BawbyMcR: you are not the 'man mount'
BawbyMcR: well, as i always say, fsck that!!
DelMonte: fsck you!
BawbyMcR: HAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Famous: [picture of cover of "Linux World" magazine spins into focus with headline: "Linux Users Make First-Ever FSCK-related joke"]
BawbyMcR: check out this thing i'll have to go to for the internship:
BawbyMcR: Professional Behavior and Video "Telephone Behavior - The Power and the Perils"
Famous: hawwww
BawbyMcR: "The power... [guy talking to high-power businessman on phone about some important deal]"
BawbyMcR: "The perils...[guy killing a fellow employee with a phone receiver]"
BawbyMcR: that's the entire video
BawbyMcR: it cost eighty millyin dollahrs
Ermac: [roll credits]
BawbyMcR: the lesson there is avoid killing people
Famous: "what if the guy is a real asshole? then can we kill him?"
BawbyMcR: check this other internship thing out
BawbyMcR: Communications Skills Workshop
BawbyMcR: "Meetings, Bloody Meetings" video
Ermac: haha
DelMonte: of course
DelMonte: *sigh*
Famous: i wonder if it has u2 on the soundtrack
BawbyMcR: i can't believe the news today...corporate meetings, they have scheduled one today...
BawbyMcR: how long...how long must these things go on...
BawbyMcR: how long...how long...
Famous: the fastest, internet connection, in american history
Famous: (the-the-the fastest, internet connection, in american history)
Famous: the fastest, internet connection, in american history
Famous: (the-the-the fastest, internet connection, in american history)
Famous: god shed his grace on thee
Famous: dun dun dun dunt
BobbyMcR: dun-dun dun dun
Famous: that's a song about my internet connection
BobbyMcR: bad religion covers that one
Famous: yeah, they change it a bit though
Famous: so what's your take on this GMO shiz?
BobbyMcR: who knows
Famous: i've been researching it a bit
BobbyMcR: i've read some stuff
Famous: looking at both sides of the issue
BobbyMcR: apparently it's difficult to avoid
BobbyMcR: as many fruits, vegetables, and grains are GMO
BobbyMcR: the environmental effects are mostly unknown
BobbyMcR: as are the effects on one's health
BobbyMcR: so it's one of those 'what can ya do' type of things
Famous: yeah... however... stuff like rice + vitamin a... sounds like a good idea
BobbyMcR: except that odwalla never uses gmo, so yay
Famous: yeah, same with gardenburger
BobbyMcR: yeah, those are the benefits of 'designer food'
BobbyMcR: multivitamins in a familiar package
Famous: i've been buying more organic shiz of late
BobbyMcR: usually by shopping in the 'natural foods' section, you can't help but buy organic
BobbyMcR: i mean, just being in the area makes you buy the products
Famous: well, i read that some GMO rice is helping with vitamin a deficiencies in some poor countries and stuff
Famous: but mostly, it sounds like a bullhellion idea
BobbyMcR: yeah
BobbyMcR: perhaps if people would stop raising livestock, we would have enough food...
Famous: i hate to admit it... but, despite the stupid name, "garden of eatin'" makes good corn chips
BobbyMcR: have
BobbyMcR: i mean, haw
BobbyMcR: have, haw...same thing
Famous: anyway, how dare you suggest people stop raising livestock
BobbyMcR: sorry, sir
BobbyMcR: i'm not even asking for complete stop-ation...just reduction
BobbyMcR: but no one is willing to do that
Famous: but... then there wouldn't be as many cows alive? do you hate cows or something?
BobbyMcR: "they say they want me to eat vegetables? that's bullshit! i'm going to have another steak to spite them!"
BobbyMcR: heh, yeah
BobbyMcR: it's the ol' "half of our generation is gone because of abortion" argument
BobbyMcR: not having cows = killing cows
Famous: of course
BobbyMcR: childless couples are murderers!!
Famous: hehe
Famous: yep... anyone who doesn't procreate as much as possible is killing a person who could have had a chance to live
BobbyMcR: it's sad, really...
* BobbyMcR builds a statue honoring the unborn children that childless couples senselessly never produced
Famous: heh
Famous: "the statue is invisible, symbolizing the people that never existed"
BobbyMcR: yep
BobbyMcR: kind of like the ol' "the probability of life occurring on earth is so small..." argument
BobbyMcR: the probability of any single possibility in the universe is by definition, 0
BobbyMcR: just like the probability of choosing the number 4, out of the real numbers 1-10
Famous: are you saying there's a god?
* BobbyMcR taps finger on nose
Famous: "awrite"
BobbyMcR: Connection lost. Check your internet connection.
Famous: ?
BobbyMcR: why does AIM assume that my being disconnected is MY problem?!
BobbyMcR: take some responsibility!
Famous: hehe
BobbyMcR: show some respect!!
Famous: "Connection lost. Sorry dude, that might have been my bad."
DelMonte: punch and a punch and a punch punch punch
Ermac: na na na na nan a na na na
BobbyMcR: nan a
DelMonte: na na na na
DelMonte: na na na na
DelMonte: hey hey hey
DelMonte: goodbye
DelMonte: haw...
DelMonte: I saw some of "remember the titans" today...
DelMonte: at the end, they all went to a funeral and sang that song at the funeral
DelMonte: hoo boy
DelMonte: that's a laugh riot
DelMonte: because it held such "deep meaning" for them or something
DelMonte: 'cuz they sang it on the team, man!
DelMonte: AND, it's saying "goodbye!"
DelMonte: and of course, my sister thinks I'm an asshole for thinking that's the stupidest thing ever
DelMonte: 'cuz it's based on a true story, man!
DelMonte: you can't laugh at it!
BobbyMcR: HAH
BobbyMcR: that is so retarted
BobbyMcR: reTARDDID
BobbyMcR: that's like singing...i don't know...happy birthday
BobbyMcR: and making a big deal out of it
BobbyMcR: big serious look on your face..."you loook like a mooonkey..."
BobbyMcR: [wipes tear from eye]
BobbyMcR: "...and you smell like one tooooooooo"
DelMonte: hahahaha
DelMonte: yep, yep
DelMonte: "bird, bird, bird, bird is the... word..." *breaks down in sobs*
BobbyMcR: that's an even better example
BobbyMcR: "papa ooh mow mow, papa ooh mow mow"
BobbyMcR: it's soooo true... :`(
DelMonte: it really IS so hard to say goodbye to yesterday
DelMonte: I hope you had the time of your life
DelMonte: *cue audience crying*
BobbyMcR: that song speaks to me
DelMonte: *c'mon guys*
DelMonte: heh
DelMonte: that would be great
DelMonte: if on sitcoms, when something sad happened, the audience had to do a crying cue
DelMonte: mass sobbing sounds from the audience
DelMonte: it's hard to even imagine what that would sound like...
BobbyMcR: yeah...
BobbyMcR: even harder to cue it
BobbyMcR: i got the strangest thing in the mail today
BobbyMcR: it was a letter addressed to me
BobbyMcR: it said, "you are not my bro. please stop referring to me as such. sincerely, g. finger"
Ermac: http://www.goodfight.org/
Ermac: this almost doesn't seem real
BobbyMcR: heh
BobbyMcR: it must be...think of the time they spent on this
Ermac: a video, too
DelMonte: haha
DelMonte: yep, n*sync is satan rock
Ermac: this page finally showed me the light
BobbyMcR: shane has seen the lord
Famous: they have a problem with eminem?? i'm shocked!
BobbyMcR: WHOLLY SHIT
BobbyMcR: him and marilyn manson
BobbyMcR: is nothing sacred?!
DelMonte: haha... I can't wait to read the one on Bow Wow Wow that they're preparing
BobbyMcR: Bow Wow Wow once sang a song about recording records onto cassette tapes. This is clearly immoral!
BobbyMcR: No God-fearing Christian would EVER record a friend's record onto a cassette for their personal use!
BobbyMcR: i should send that to them
BobbyMcR: they'll be like.."oh, we never thought of that! thanks!"
Ermac: haha
BobbyMcR: they need an expose on the Baha Men
DelMonte: haha
BobbyMcR: "The dogs represent the beasts of Hell!"
BobbyMcR: "The bible clearly states that 'He who let the dogs out shall be subject to Hellfire.'"
BobbyMcR: "We recommend that children do not let the dogs out UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, unless the dogs are praising God."
DelMonte: The dogs have, indeed, been let out: the dogs of eternal perdition
Famous: you ever check out the #superdeluxe logs page?
Famous: http://www.computela.com/superdeluxe/irc/bestof/
Famous: there's some old skool shiz with you guys in there
{Gabe}: yeah i have actually
{Gabe}: Searched the net one day for my name
{Gabe}: and that page is like the only hit
Famous: heh
Famous: yeah, it's funny... i run into that page on search engines a lot
Famous: when doing complex searches... seems like every once in a while i run into a page where we talked about everything meeting my search criteria
Ermac: someday, the page will be completely organized with a different quote on every page..then, when we want to say something, we just link to said conversation/quote
Famous: we speak only in irc quotes
Famous: my theory has always been that eventually all the new irc quotes are going to be us pasting older irc quotes and talking about them
Ermac: so true
Ermac: and our get-togethers will be us reading #superdeluxe quotes
Famous: that's already been happening!
Ermac: SHIT!!!
Famous: they're so much funnier when you read them with friends
Ermac: [world blows up]
Ermac: so true
Famous: especially in the case of "ah... pure massacre."
BobbyMcR: well, that's bound to happen as the number of quotes grows without bound
Ermac: soon, the quotes will grow to be larger than the size of the universe
Famous: haha
Famous: irc quotes
Famous: they give my life meaning
Ermac: man, it's been a while since anything funny's been said in here
Famous: yeah
Famous: 'we' (the people that populate this channel) must be losing 'our' touch
Ermac: superdeluxe = me, you, brian while andrea's out of town, lori idling
Ermac: laurie idling
Famous: dammit
Famous: channel!
Famous: come back!
Famous: and i only starting hanging back in here since i put liz up
Famous: since i realized all the reasons i left (dumbasses, takeovers, etc) were gone
Ermac: maybe that's what fueled the channel :P
Famous: #superdeluxe will live on in our memories and logs
* Famous lol'z at quotes
Famous: specifically the barq's one in update 2-3/2000