His name is Kid. (Kid Rock.)
BobbyMcR: hey, kid rock is familiar with the poetic device, the metaphor:
BobbyMcR: "His dick was metal her pussy was a magnet"
BobbyMcR: listen to this, kid rock trying to imitate his fans:
BobbyMcR: "We got such a diverse record," Kid Rock beams under his wide-brimmed fedora. "I'm kicking old school rap songs and then I do a metal thing. People are going to have a hard time with it: 'What the fuck's he doing? He's all over the place!'"
BobbyMcR: i can see it now
BobbyMcR: [guy buys cd]
BobbyMcR: [guy puts cd in stereo]
BobbyMcR: [guy listens...]
BobbyMcR: "what the fuck is he doing?"
BobbyMcR: "he is all over the place!"
BobbyMcR: btw, the guy is a white uptight businessman
Famous: obviously the actual fans don't use contractions
Famous: kid rock didn't even think about that
Ermac: [guy swerves off road and dies]
BobbyMcR: yeah
Famous: [even though he wasn't in a car]
Ermac: well, he gets in a car
Ermac: then he gets on a road, and he swerves off of it
BobbyMcR: [guy listens to cd, decides to get in car and drive]
BobbyMcR: "well, now i'm going to drive somewhere..."
BobbyMcR: [remembers the cd he was listening to...]
BobbyMcR: "hey, what the fuck was he doing? he was all over the place!"
BobbyMcR: [swerves off road]
Ermac: how long does it take him to remember the cd?
BobbyMcR: about 5 minutes
Famous: as soon as he gets on the freeway
BobbyMcR: i would think
BobbyMcR: yeah
BobbyMcR: hey, another kid rock quote:
BobbyMcR: "I'm a cocky piece of shit," he agrees. "But I can back it all up. I'll fucking pick up a guitar, I'll go grab the turntables, I'll sing, I'll rap, I'll fucking do a back flip off the stage!"
BobbyMcR: "I'm a fucking dumbass!"
BobbyMcR: oh wait...
BobbyMcR: i think i added that last one
BobbyMcR: playing guitar while doing a backflip?
BobbyMcR: wow
BobbyMcR: AND working the turntable
BobbyMcR: i've misjudged kid rock
Ermac: yeah...he told ya, he can back it all up
Famous: you know, i should kill this guy... just to see what kind of memorial services people try to do
BobbyMcR: heh
* BobbyMcR laughs out loud
BobbyMcR: the eulogy: "kid rock was a fucking cocky piece of shit...but he could back it all up, know what i'm sayin'?"
Famous: [giant video screen comes down with clips]
Ermac: [slow motion of kid rock doing backflip on stage]
BobbyMcR: [clips show him 'fucking picking up a guitar' and 'working the fucking turntables']
Ermac: it has little subtitles at the bottom
Ermac: "Kid Rock working the fucking turntables"
BobbyMcR: heh
BobbyMcR: "Kid Rock fucking picks up a guitar"