Hey, remember Netscape?
Famous: Netscape Navigator users, you're in good
Famous: company: According to a recent
Famous: BLOOMBERG Business News article,
Famous: Navigator market share has stayed
Famous: consistently above 75 percent. Check out actual
Famous: market share data from the top 23 reporting Web
Famous: sites, compiled weekly. Navigator now has more than
Famous: 49 million users!
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Gabe: haha
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Famous: my own bot turns against me!!! what a bitch!
Famous: shut up, just because i can't beat you in a netscape vs. microsoft argument doesn't mean that i don't know what i'm talking about (even though i don't)
big-me: if netscape were a girl, her name would be bitch
Ermac: yeah and she'd be a ho, because she's always crashing
big-me: i would like to personally punch netscape in the face
Gabe: So no-one has any ideas on what would be a kewl usefull i-net proggy?
Ermac: make a web browser that rivals netscape
Gabe: haha
Gabe: okay, should take about 2 minutes
Gabe: hehe
Ermac: ohh i set myself up for that one
CowGrain: yes you did
big-me: duh, light switch
Gabe: Don't worry I won't bother to beta test it... I will just use the public to test my lame product..
Ermac: dar
big-me: "nice logo netscape. it makes you look like a homosexual"--the great shane regan
Famous: if you have your netscape mail in the default directory it can be easily read by any shockwave movie and copied to a server
Famous: only on 3.0
Ermac: so are they gonna make a patch or just make it wit' 4.0?
Famous: 4.0 has it's own version of shockwave, plus installs in a different directory, plus the mail url system is different... right now all it did was crash communicator, though pretty much everything does that
Gabe: mac windows95 win3.1x unix
Gabe: eat that
Famous: UNIX??????? that's a microsoft sin!!!
^SiMbA^: heheh
^SiMbA^: really when can i d-load it ?
Gabe: ohhh yes unix
Famous: it still sucks... i don't care what it runs on
Gabe: actually... billy showed off the beta.
^SiMbA^: UNIX IS THE PIMP
Famous: yeah, us homiez be givin' hella mad props to unix!!
Gabe: Ahh.
Gabe: Me need more Java
Famous: i got a java developers kit too
Gabe: Yeah... Well I know how to use it
Gabe: hehe
Famous: shut up
Gabe: I mean im actually developin somethin
Gabe: hehe
Gabe: :)
Famous: i haven't picked up my 21 days to learning java book in months
Gabe: Really? You really outta its a good one
Gabe: better than Netscape for dummies
Gabe: Like it gets any easier
Famous: netscape for dummies? haha
Gabe: Thats when you know your stupid
Gabe: The best one I have seen so far is Modems & the Internet for dummies
Gabe: I mean come on..
Famous: i imagine the had a good sale on msie for dummies... considering that's their target audience
Gabe: Ohh
Gabe: That was good
Famous: ftp? telnet? all these confusing terms!!
Gabe: Yeah.. what does www mean?
Famous: world wide something or another
Famous: have you seen netscape netcaster yet?
Gabe: nope
Gabe: whaz that?
Famous: netscape's much better version of push content, netcasting, offline browsing, web channel stuff
Gabe: wow
Gabe: not
Famous: it kicks the crap out of microsoft's CDF because -- IT'S BUILT ON OPEN STANDARDS!!!!!!!
Famous: wooo hoo!!!
Famous: OPEN STANDARDS! OPEN STANDARDS!
Gabe: CDF?
Famous: channel definition format
Gabe: haha
Gabe: yur funny
Famous: heh... you know what the funniest thing i've heard in a while is?
Gabe: huh?
Famous: INTERNET EXPLORER FOR UNIX -- i can't stop laughing!!!
Gabe: haha
Famous: what unix user would use internet explorer?
Gabe: hahaha
Famous: i don't understand why microsoft is paying people to port ie over to unix, do they really think unix users are going to flock to it?
Famous: you know what ms should do? start making server software for unix! now that would be funny.
Gabe: sure
Famous: iis 3.0 for unix -- now backed by over 5 administrators
Gabe: did you get your nuke patch
Famous: does ms have one yet?
Gabe: yep
Gabe: do u want it?
Famous: is it on their website?
Gabe: yeah
Famous: okay, i'll get it later this morning
Gabe: don't remember where thoe
Famous: i'm sure i can find it on microsoft's WELL ORGANIZED website
Famous: i hope you are sensing sarcasm
Gabe: shutup
Gabe: ahh
Gabe: funny
Gabe: I was browsing ms site
Famous: oh, you just now get it, eh?
Gabe: then I goto to type www.netscape.com and ie comes up with a error
Famous: that's cuz it's home.netscape.com
Gabe: Sorry there is not enuff memory to complete this task.
Gabe: Close some programs or free up space on your harddisk and then try again.
Famous: oh, that's just ie's fault cuz it sucks
Gabe: hehe
Famous: use a decent browser and it'll work
Gabe: yeah but it let me browse ms site fine
Famous: so yr saying it's the website's fault?
Famous: not the browsers?
Gabe: nah im saying its a nice little bug
Gabe: bug #10092 ie 3.02 - error when trying to browse www.netscape.com
Gabe: hehe
Famous: bug #5445324234 gabe - trying to be funny
Gabe: haha
Gabe: not so funny
Famous: my point exactly
Ermac: ahh..nothing like a disconnection to make you feel good
Ermac: oh yes! And then netscape crashes!
Ermac: the ol' 1-2
big-me: blasted netscape!
big-me: if prostar isn't screwing me over, netscape will!!!!
big-me: yay
big-me: netscape shut down on me again!
CowGrain: woohoo
CowGrain: you go car
big-me: you go...away mofo
big-me: dis...
CowGrain: hugo away car
*** big-me changes topic to "if netscape were a person, its name would be billy corgan"
* Imagine has a car and a license and can now drive *smile* no more buses
big-me: heh
* big-me has a license and a car and can therefore drive anywhere. yay!
big-me: in other "yay news," netscape shut down on me. yay!
Ermac: my new quote of the week:
Ermac: NETSCAPE caused an invalid page fault in
Ermac: module KERNEL32.DLL at 013f:bff782af.
big-me: netscape is being a real asshole
Ermac: kick his ass
Ermac: or her
big-me: no, its a guy
big-me: i've seen netscape nude
Ermac: ew
Ermac: did you run?
big-me: hell, yes!
Ermac: what version was it?
Ermac: I've heard newer netscape has more *wink* features
Ermac: If you are using a webrowser that is freaking out on this page, you deserve a punch in the mouth. Get Netscape 3.0 or better!!
Ermac: hehe
Ermac: that rules
big-me: where'd you get that from?
Ermac: one of my internet friends' pages
big-me: that's a lie and you know it!
Ermac: damn you got me
Ermac: it's on mofo's porn palace
big-me: yay!
Ermac: r;ljs
* Ermac fucks netscape
Zuca: ooh ooh me next!
* Ermac fucks megan
Zuca: uhh....
Ermac: i'm takin requests!
Famous: um... me!
* Ermac fucks...asfffffk.jjjjjjjjjjjjj
* Ermac has died
Famous: damn
* Ermac can "fuck no more"
Famous: i knew it was too "good" to be true
Famous: okay... anyone besides me pysched about the netscape communicator source code release??? two days!!!
Famous: yeah! woo-hoo!
Famous: yeah
Famous: yay
Famous: woo.... hoo.
Famous: *zzzzzzzzzzzzzz*
Ermac: i had pizza for dinner
Famous: shane: really???
Ermac: i did!
Famous: pizza?
Ermac: it was pepperoni
Famous: that's exciting!!!
Famous: i'm pysched about that!
Ermac: indeed, i think i'm going to exaggerate my excitement on what i had for dinner for some reason
Famous: okay... anyone besides me pysched about shane having pizza for dinner???
Ermac: yeah!!!
Ermac: 8ball are you excited?
Lizadrin: Ermac, Yep.
Famous: yeah yeah pizza woo-hoo
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Famous: hey spdreamer
Ermac: brooke!
SPdreamer: :))
SPdreamer: hey!
Ermac: what's up
SPdreamer: not much
SPdreamer: just.. sitting here :)
Famous: cool
Famous: shane had pizza today!!!
Famous: PIZZA!
Ermac: sure did
Ermac: pepperoni
Famous: did you hear about that earlier?
Famous: i think it was on the news
SPdreamer: damn, I missed it
SPdreamer: :|
Famous: yeah, top story on ch. 5
Ermac: that was the cover story
Famous: "tonight: shane eats pizza."
SPdreamer: did they have footage?
Famous: yeah!
Ermac: i heard they had a nice editorial on it too
Famous: home video sent in from a guy on the street, peering into his window
Famous: yeah, it was something
SPdreamer: I wish I woulda taped it or something
Famous: shane, i was so inspired by yr pizza eating i decided to make myself a pizza
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Krisbone: whats the nets biggest secret?
Ermac: the ability to shut the hell up
Krisbone: realy?
Krisbone: i can do that
Krisbone: silence
Krisbone: total silence
Famous: thanks!
Famous: netscape communicator source code comes out in just a little over an hour
Famous: i seem to be the only person in this channel who cares
Krisbone: i dont know what the hell that is
Famous: then it's not important
Krisbone: yup
Krisbone: not for me at least
Famous: so just stick with shutting the hell up
Famous: that's what i'd do
Krisbone: then it would be quiet here!!!!!
Famous: right...
Famous: it would
Krisbone: you all have a channel with no talking?
Famous: yep
Famous: it's a new irc concept
Famous: instead of talking, we just get on-line and stare at each other's nicks
Krisbone: not a very social one
Krisbone: i bet siborg is a bot
Famous: nope
Famous: siborg is real
Krisbone: ok
Famous: but there is a bot in here
Famous: and you get one more guess!
Krisbone: im looking
Famous: guess right and you win!
Famous: guess wrong and... well, heh heh
Famous: i won't say
siborg: hey
Krisbone: ill go with Lizadrin
Famous: you win!!!!
Famous: ding ding ding!
Lizadrin: 8ball am i the bot?
Ermac: Lizadrin, no.
* Famous rings the any-lamer-can-use-ctcp bell
Krisbone: what do i win????
Famous: a free kick out of the channel!
Lizadrin: 8ball does he win a kick?
Ermac: Lizadrin, yes.
Famous: would you like to redeem it now?
Krisbone: sure
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Krisbone: ok
Famous: back for more?!?!
Krisbone: that wasnt worth it
Famous: okay, question 2
Krisbone: ok
Famous: who in this channel has an underscore after his/her name?
Krisbone: amber
Amber_: what?
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Krisbone: haha
Krisbone: im good at this
Famous: yeah
Famous: question 3...
Krisbone: ok
Famous: who is about to get kick/banned?
Krisbone: me!!!!!
Famous: that's right!
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Krisbone: might wanna set my ident in the bot
Famous: nah
Famous: kris: if we permenantly ban you, we can't have all this fun!
Krisbone: i know!!!!!
Famous: question 4
Famous: how much does icq suck?
Krisbone: i dont know icq
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Famous: question 5
Famous: how bored am i?
Krisbone: ummm if your talkin to me, then you must be damn bored
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Krisbone: im real good at this game
Famous: question 6
Krisbone: ok
Famous: what's the capital of ohio?
Krisbone: dayton
Famous: um, i'll take yr word for it
Famous: i don't know
Gabe: You do know that netscape is more unstable than ie... and crashes 45% of the time!!
Gabe: i know..
Famous: really? who says?
Gabe: c|net
Gabe: don't tell me it's a pay off either
Gabe: cause they have writen pro-netscape articals in the past
Famous: maybe they were just payed off recently
Gabe: ahh
Gabe: shut up